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I don't know how best to break this to you Doc...

But there's no way I'm fitting THIS

in my mouth.

Let alone down my throat.

Don't worry Ms. Aran,

I anticipated this.

While the Phazon-induced growth

now excludes your throat for further fucking testing,

[Per OSHA 1910 Subpart E App]

Our research suggests that he should be

suitably stimulated by the

second-tightest orifice on the station.

[Someone call Guinness]

Wha-which of course

isn't to imply that your...

*sexually intimidated pause*

orifices

...are your only value Ms. Aran!

Don't worry Doc...

I know where this is going.

[Those who guessed "In the bum-bum" give yourselves a point]

There we go...

Lets get him stimulated.

You really are a

big boy!

Aren't you?

Fuck!

Do you want us to stop Ms. Aran?!

We can-

*chuckles in completely ok with current events*

I appreciate the concern, Doc.

But I've had bigger back there.

And rougher, too!

Go on, Cowboy...

Show me what you're made of.

And give me your best-

[We now interrupt this regularly scheduled dirty talk to bring you Surprise (not really) Butt Sex]

You go straight for the kill!

Don't you?

It's my birthday party all over again!

[Caution: Dick Scientists At Work. Speeding Fines Doubled]

This is phenomenal!

[More like Phazomenal]

An endless well of raw data!

I can see the awards already!

[Goo goes pew pew]

Fff-uuu-uu-uu-u-u-ck

That's a LOT of cum.

You're like a firehose back there!

[A 4" hose at .4 psi for his ~13" shlong, give or take]

I can't believe I missed that observation!

Well, with so many variables to keep track of,

What are you d... you're still hard? Well, with so many variables to keep track of,

Well, with so many variables to keep track of,

I'm not sur-

Doc!?

He's still hard!

I don't think he's-

HOLY HELL!

Are you alright Ms. Aran?

We can stop the test at-

Are you KIDDING me?

This is

Fucking

AMAZING

I just might have to

take this stallion

home with me, Doc.

Hmm, eh...

Given some of the... content

in your birthday video, Ms. Aran

I'd rather you not refer to the

test subject in that way.

[He has a name people! It's Phil, he's just too shy to say anything.]

You're always

So good to me, Doc!

What does she mean by that?

*nervous laughter*

Uhh, nothing I'm sure!

WHAT does she mean?

Ohhh my GODDD!

You've just passed two hours, Ms. Aran.

You're doing great!

Seriously, what did she mean by that?

Can we discuss this later?

PLE-E-E-EASE

Let me take him home, Doc!

I'm sorry, Ms. Aran

but all stimulation must be strictly observed.

Oh, trust me...

anyone with an extranet connection

will get to "observe" what I plan to do with him!

No, sorry Ms. Aran, can't do that.

How are you still going??

The Phazon incites mutations

that severely reduce sexual sensations tempo-

While simultaneously increasing both libido

and physical endurance, allow-

Forget I asked!

Just keep fucking me!

I *pant* can't believe

I'm *pant* saying this

but *pant* HE'S *pant* actually wearing

me *gasp* out!

But you've almost reached four hours, Ms. Aran!

You've lasted longer than this before!

Yeah... but,

when I had them run that birthday train on my ass

I at LEAST

got breaks as they swapped out!

[Per OSHA Publication 3123]

Wait, you actually watched that video?

Well I, had to perform... research, on her limits...

That's it...

I'm done...

I'm tapping out, Doc.

[Goo goes, again, pew pew]

Just in time for the ninth orgasm! Perfect!

And he's still cumming...

just as much as he did the first time

Please collect as much sample material as you can, Ms. Aran.

So we can validate that claim.

That's a lot of jizz.

And he's STILL hard!

Are you OK Ms. Aran?

Yeah...

I'll be fine...

Just...

Just give me a minute to catch my breath.

...and for feeling to return to my ass.