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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.580 --> 00:00:05.090 Now, I have to ask. 2 00:00:06.060 --> 00:00:08.380 Why come to me with all this? 3 00:00:09.600 --> 00:00:10.800 Well, Miss Armstrong... 4 00:00:11.570 --> 00:00:12.800 Y-you have a reputation. 5 00:00:13.750 --> 00:00:14.800 Fast, 6 00:00:14.800 --> 00:00:15.740 effective, 7 00:00:15.740 --> 00:00:17.740 and always gets the job done. 8 00:00:17.740 --> 00:00:20.330 A-and that other thing you do. 9 00:00:21.320 --> 00:00:23.900 That... other thing I do? 10 00:00:24.810 --> 00:00:25.900 Ehh- you know... 11 00:00:26.330 --> 00:00:27.560 that thing you do... 12 00:00:27.870 --> 00:00:28.540 With men! 13 00:00:29.100 --> 00:00:31.560 Using your... *cough* well... 14 00:00:32.580 --> 00:00:34.400 [What could he be talking about? Equal-Opportunity?] 15 00:00:34.830 --> 00:00:36.400 That doubles my fee. 16 00:00:36.680 --> 00:00:37.960 Y-yes I know. 17 00:00:38.230 --> 00:00:40.460 ...or rather, I've heard. 18 00:00:41.220 --> 00:00:42.760 And its worth every penny! 19 00:00:43.420 --> 00:00:44.360 ...so I've heard. 20 00:00:46.450 --> 00:00:46.750 [Fuck! I didn't mean to slam that so loudly!] 21 00:00:47.400 --> 00:00:49.160 I'll take the job. 22 00:00:49.780 --> 00:00:51.330 ...lets get down to business. 23 00:00:51.600 --> 00:00:51.800 [To defeat... the Huns!] 24 00:00:52.150 --> 00:00:53.030 Shall we? 25 00:01:00.770 --> 00:01:01.400 *Tasteful clarinet begins playing* 26 00:01:04.400 --> 00:01:05.480 Thats right *gasp* 27 00:01:05.480 --> 00:01:08.450 Get yer nice hard cock right in between my tits! 28 00:01:08.450 --> 00:01:09.250 Oh-h-h! 29 00:01:17.700 --> 00:01:18.680 There you go! 30 00:01:18.680 --> 00:01:20.680 You know just what to do. 31 00:01:20.680 --> 00:01:22.680 *Mammary moaning intensifies* 32 00:01:26.270 --> 00:01:27.400 *moan* Fuck 33 00:01:28.860 --> 00:01:30.250 That feels so good! 34 00:01:35.358 --> 00:01:36.650 *moan* Yeah! 35 00:01:37.250 --> 00:01:39.330 Cum on me! Ohhh! 36 00:01:39.620 --> 00:01:41.700 Let's see all that hot cum on my chest. 37 00:01:42.490 --> 00:01:44.210 *the goo goes pew pew* 38 00:01:44.210 --> 00:01:45.400 Yeah, baby. *the goo goes pew pew* 39 00:01:45.400 --> 00:01:46.820 *the goo goes pew pew* 40 00:01:48.240 --> 00:01:49.100 *Phew* 41 00:01:50.880 --> 00:01:52.770 Leave the money with my secretary... 42 00:01:53.150 --> 00:01:54.300 ...on your way out. 43 00:01:57.630 --> 00:02:00.360 Tina (narrating): I don't even know why I bother getting dressed. 44 00:02:00.740 --> 00:02:01.690 [the IRS must love Tina's bookkeeping] 45 00:02:01.690 --> 00:02:02.000 Every meeting starts and ends [the IRS must love Tina's bookkeeping] 46 00:02:02.000 --> 00:02:03.740 Every meeting starts and ends 47 00:02:03.740 --> 00:02:06.040 the exact same way. 48 00:02:07.150 --> 00:02:09.730 Like a scratched record on a cheap player 49 00:02:09.730 --> 00:02:11.870 perpetually stuck on repeat 50 00:02:12.700 --> 00:02:14.500 A John walks through that door 51 00:02:15.000 --> 00:02:17.060 bleeds his heart out over some 52 00:02:17.410 --> 00:02:18.720 "sob story" to me. 53 00:02:19.820 --> 00:02:21.740 I ask him why he came to me. 54 00:02:22.440 --> 00:02:24.030 He hems and haws 55 00:02:24.380 --> 00:02:26.550 as his true motivations come to light. 56 00:02:27.670 --> 00:02:28.800 He fucks my tits 57 00:02:28.930 --> 00:02:31.340 'til he blows his load on my chest. 58 00:02:32.090 --> 00:02:33.500 and then I get paid twice 59 00:02:33.500 --> 00:02:34.300 the going rate 60 00:02:34.300 --> 00:02:35.470 for a mundane job. 61 00:02:36.040 --> 00:02:37.400 ...Plus a quick side of 62 00:02:37.400 --> 00:02:38.790 mammary intercourse. 63 00:02:40.050 --> 00:02:41.070 Miss Armstrong? 64 00:02:41.070 --> 00:02:42.550 Your next client is here. 65 00:02:43.170 --> 00:02:44.000 Understood! 66 00:02:44.440 --> 00:02:45.100 Thank you. 67 00:02:45.810 --> 00:02:46.870 Not to mention... 68 00:02:47.570 --> 00:02:49.110 an ever-growing network 69 00:02:49.140 --> 00:02:50.670 of potential clients 70 00:02:53.710 --> 00:02:55.500 What can I do for you? 71 00:02:55.500 --> 00:02:55.800 [Or should I say "What can Boob Cassidy and the Sundance Tit do for you?"] 72 00:02:56.070 --> 00:02:56.480 *gasp* 73 00:02:57.150 --> 00:02:57.750 ...Ma'am? 74 00:03:12.180 --> 00:03:13.000 [known colloquially as "Dolly Parton" and "Tricky Dick" respectively] 4868