Original subtitles

Why...

...are we doing this again?

As I explained...

We need to see-

how the Phazon exposure

affected his sexual sensitivity

Let me try it

this way:

Why am I

doing this, again?

The road to self-improvement

involves facing new challenges

head on.

Ok...

one more time.

Why did you choose me

for this?

W-well...

we polled everyone on-station,

and it was unanimously agreed that your...

"throat"

....uh, is the tightest...

eh... "hole" on board

combined with your...

attractiveness

...and you are an ideal candidate!

Awww, how sweet.

You think I'm pretty!

Nuh-nuh-no, not me!

Virtually everyone on board this station!

Or at least those who've had sex with you...

So everyone thinks I'm pretty then?

Remarkable!

Twenty minutes of constant stimulation...

...and no ejaculation!

*laughs in epic sexual history*

This reminds me

of my last birthday party.

*chuckles mischievously at Aardvark's lack of Samus Birthday video*

I...

Uhh....

You're doing very well Miss Aran.

Very impressive.

You want impressive?

*cackles quietly in never-to-be-seen-carnal-bonanza*

You should look up that birthday video.

You can...

...find it on the extranet.

I'm... beginning to understand why the

poll results came out the way they did.

*chortles wryly in nye-on inconceivable levels of orgasmic nostalgia*

Can't blame a girl for having a little fun...

...can you?

*snickers in absolute unit of erotic confidence*

*goo does a sneaky, though perceptively massive, pew pew*

Incredible!

How much semen did he ejaculate?

Sorry.

I forgot to put a SCALE

down my throat!

Damn!

I thought I forgot something

with this experiment!

How could I forget the measurement apparatus?

You know...

Doc.

He's still hard!

We could...

*giggles in "is there something on my face"*

...repeat the experiment?

Just have him cum on my face, this time.

So we can...

*moans in hold please Samus will be with you shortly*

...measure how pretty he thinks I am.

Do you think exposing him to more

Phazon will make him even bigger?

*jests in blatant foreshadowing*

No particular reason...