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I'm looking for someone. Commander Shepard.

I want to make those big blue titties of yours bounce.

That's it, Blue! NOW you're getting into it!

Do we have a deal, then?

I'll find your Commander Shepard, or I'll turn half the galaxy over till I find her corpse.

Keep me apprised. You know how to contact me.

Guess it's time to steal a ship.

Wait!

What if I double the offer?!

Any system you want within six relays for the price of three!

Annoyed:

I have already said no, thank you.

N'aww, tough luck there, Champ.

Maybe you should reconsider the whole

"Offering long journeys to skittish Elcor on a rickety

space coffin that'd make even a Turian hesitant" thing.

What do you want, human?

A long journey on a rickety space-coffin that'd make even a Turian hesitant.

I don't have any money, but...

That won't be an issue, will it?

The hell it won't, human.

No payment, no passage.

Surely there's...

something...

I can offer in trade.

I can't purchase food with your breasts, Human.

No payment, no passage.

H'okay, let me try this again:

I want you

To put this

In me.

And then:

Afterwards

I get a free ride on your ship.

What do you think of that?

Well, why didn't you just say so?

Fuck!

Ohh, I knew Batarians were well hung...

By the Gods, human...

[S A T I S F A C T I O N]

But I didn't expect it to be this big!

[Subtle "I want rough sex" hint]

[Error 404: Hint not received]

What are you, stupid?

Push my head down!

Whatever you say, Human.

Is that deep enough for ya?

[Always practice safe rough sex]

Fuck my face, you stupid Batarian bastard!

Freakin' humans!

Try doing this to a Batarian woman.

Just the thought...

I fucking need you inside me!

You know why women wear their ponytails to bed?

Well, this isn't a bed.

And Batarian women don't have hair, so...

[Frustration-at-worst-dirty-talk-ever intensifies]

Shut the fuck up and pull my hair already!

Again with the demands...

[Happy squeal]

Are all human women as bossy as you?

Only the fun ones!

Fuck! I need this thick cock pounding into me!

Is this hard enough for ya, human?

Choke me! I want you to choke me!

You humans are fucking crazy!

Maybe you'd prefer it somewhere else, you filthy human?

My ass! Fuck me in the ass!

Whatever you say!

Now I understand why you humans are so popular!

Aww, this is amazing! Tighter than any woman on Khar'Shan!

[Hentai influence? In MY SFM porn? It's more likely than you think!]

Holy shit...

I'd be killed if I tried that with a Batarian woman.

Maybe you humans aren't so bad, after all.

This ship *really* is a piece of shit though.

Yeah...

....but I love her all the same.

She's nothing like the last ship I worked, though.

Definitely no Katagari.

What was the name you just said?!

You mean the Katagari?

Why? What's so spe-

[Sounds of diplomacy]

What the hell?!

Dakka. ["His arms wide"]

Ten years ago.

Sound familiar?

What?! How do you know about...

...Oh shit.

Its you!

Yeah. It's me.

L-listen! I-I'm sorry!

What they did to you, it was-

What "THEY" did?!

I don't remember any voyeurs as you batarian

FUCKS took your turns with me!

I-I said I'm sorry!

Please don't kill me!

Oh... I'm not going to kill you.

I'm going to make you talk.

Tell me the names of everyone aboard that ship

and where I can find them.

This is going to hurt.

A lot.

How many teeth do batarians have again?

Please no!

Don't! NO!!

This ship might be a piece of shit...

...But, as long as it flies.

Sorry Blue...

...Shepard's going to have to wait.

This, is personal.

Why are you contacting me on this line?

Never mind that

why are you contacting me at all?

[groans in "That lady fucked me and then tortured me my dick so confused?!?!?"]

And what the hell happened to you?

Got in another fight with an Elcor, Kavil?

She knows, sir.

Who knows?

Knows what?

The girl...

...from Pragia.

She found me.

She-

She found me sir.

She has their names now.

Of everyone aboard the Katagari.

And one of them is going to talk.

...leading directly to me.

I'm not sure which was the bigger mistake.

Meeting your merry band of misfits in person...

...or hiring said band in the first place.

Sir, please...

Give me a chance, and I'll correct this!

No!

You've already done quite enough.

I'll take care of her myself.

...Fuck.