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[To this day, I don't know this one sequence is so choppy]

E-Excuse me?

Are you the one they call "Jack"?

Why do you care?

I am looking for someone.

Commander Shepard.

Hah!

"Commander," eh?

Listen, kid...

Government and I don't exactly "get along."

Not lawyers, not police, and especially

not military.

In short?

Not. Interested.

As a mercenary, it isn't your concern

what or who your target is.

Your only concern

is getting paid to do a job.

I have a job,

and I am willing to pay for it.

All right, apparently I wasn't clear enough!

I don't give a single god-

damn...

about... your... Commander...

Of course...

I'd be willing to haggle payment.

That might make me give a damn.

All right. Name your price.

[Lewd thoughts intensify]

I want to make those big blue titties of yours bounce.

[Such obscenities in a pornographic video are wildly offensive!]

Uh... I beg your pardon?!

Yeah.

I've got a room rented upstairs.

Why don't we head on up there...

Pop these bad girls out...

[Liara gasps in surprise]

Maybe bury my tongue in this big blue butt...

And then...

...we can talk credits.

[Liara gasps in surprise again]

Well? What do you say?

[The moment that cemented Blue Star as a series unafraid of comedic overexaggeration]

I'll take that as a "yes."

You like that, you little slut? You like that?!

Yes! Yes!

There's nothing "little" about this ass, is there?

Fuck! I need a face full of that ass!

You're just too precious...

W-What are you doing..?

What?

Such a cute little butthole,

And you didn't expect me to play with it?

I think that's enough of that.

Now for these...

Fuck! These big eyes are so hot when you look up at me like that!

Do you find yourself in this position often, Blue?

Mm-mm.

Bullshit!

The way you use that tongue of yours..?

You probably bury it in snatch pretty often.

I wanna sit on that pretty face of yours.

Fuck! You're a goddamn gift from above, Blue!

Oh fuck! I'm gonna cum in your mouth, Blue!

I'm gonna-- fucking-- cum in your mouth!

Now it's your turn.

Yeah! That's it, Blue! Now you're getting into it!

Yeah! That's it! Watch those titties bounce!

That's exactly what I want to see!

Turn around, babe.

I wanna watch you work that big butt of yours.

Holy shit...

That is so hot...

I love watching that ass bounce...

I don't even wanna spank it!

By the Goddess, I'm going to cum...

I'm going to cum so hard...

Do you want me to make you cum?

Yes! Please, yes! Make me cum! Please!

Do you want me to stick my tongue in your butt?

Please! Please! Yes! Yes!

Please what, baby?

Please tonguefuck my ass! Please!

I need your tongue in my ass!

Fuck you're hot when you beg!

Come here, babe!

By the Goddess! Don't stop!

Keep going! Ohhh, keep going! Keep going!

Fuck! I'm cumming! By the Goddess, I'm cumming!

Fuuuuck!

Nice one, Blue!

You're a complete little nympho--you know that?

Do we have a deal, then?

Yeah, yeah.

Don't worry your pretty little head off, sweet-tits.

I'll find your Commander Shepard.

Or I'll turn half the galaxy over till I find her corpse.

She isn't dead.

She can't... She just isn't.

I know she isn't!

Well...

If there's nothing more, I have an information broker to track down.

He is being particularly...

Unforthcoming with his information on Shepard.

Keep me apprised. You know how to contact me.

If I learn anything, you'll be the first to know.

Hey, sugar-tits?

Huh?

[The uncomfortable existential dread associated with realizing we are all alone in this vast dark emptiness we collectively call existence.]

Guess it's time to steal a ship!

Doctor T'Soni will be coming to you shortly.

How do you plan to deal with her?

Her resolve is just as significant as her receptiveness.

We must test them both...

If she is to be a valid candidate.

I will grant her audience,

But she will meet resistance.

Excellent...