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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,615 --> 00:00:16,284 (BAGPIPES PLAYING) 2 00:01:32,126 --> 00:01:33,661 (CHARGING TUNE) 3 00:01:38,666 --> 00:01:40,368 (GUNSHOTS) 4 00:01:52,713 --> 00:01:54,348 (HITS SOUR NOTE) 5 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:59,052 (CONTINUES PLAYING) 6 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:11,232 (SOUR NOTE) 7 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:18,872 (PLAYING WEAKLY) 8 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:25,913 (STOPS PLAYING) 9 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:29,250 (BLOWING FAINTLY) 10 00:02:39,427 --> 00:02:40,594 (STOPS PLAYING) 11 00:02:46,834 --> 00:02:48,436 (BLOWING WEAKLY) 12 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:55,743 (STOPS PLAYING) 13 00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:57,945 (GUNSHOTS CONTINUING) 14 00:03:03,951 --> 00:03:05,353 (GUNSHOT) 15 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:06,920 (STOPS PLAYING) 16 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:09,423 (ONE LONG NOTE) 17 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:10,791 (GUNSHOTS) 18 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,261 (CONTINUES PLAYING) 19 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:16,697 (STOPS PLAYING) 20 00:03:22,403 --> 00:03:23,671 (PLAYING FAINTLY) 21 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:25,038 (GUNSHOTS) 22 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:29,443 ALL RIGHT. CUT IT! CUT IT! 23 00:03:29,477 --> 00:03:30,544 ALL RIGHT. HOLD IT! 24 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:35,115 (GUNFIRE STOPS) 25 00:03:35,148 --> 00:03:37,150 (CONTINUES PLAYING WEAKLY) 26 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,889 WHAT IS THAT IDIOT DOING? 27 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:44,157 (SIREN BLOWS) 28 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,928 (PLAYING FADES AWAY) 29 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:49,530 WHAT'S THAT IDIOT DOING? 30 00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:50,964 I JUST ASKED THE SAME QUESTION. AND WHAT'S THE ANSWER? 31 00:03:50,998 --> 00:03:52,300 I DON'T KNOW. 32 00:03:52,333 --> 00:03:53,967 YOU DON'T KNOW? LOOK, YOU'RE THE DIRECTOR. 33 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,936 IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO BRING HIM FROM INDIA. 34 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:57,538 YOU BETTER START TELLING HIM WHAT TO DO, 35 00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:00,274 OR WE'RE GOING TO BE OUT OF BUSINESS. 36 00:04:05,313 --> 00:04:06,480 (SNAP) 37 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:15,289 COME ON. 38 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:18,025 CHARLIE... YEAH? 39 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,536 YOU READY? ACTION. 40 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:49,890 UGH! 41 00:04:51,392 --> 00:04:53,060 CUT! DAMN IT! CUT! 42 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:04,838 MR. BAKSHI. YES, SIR. 43 00:05:04,872 --> 00:05:09,377 HAS IT OCCURRED TO YOU THAT THE PERIOD OF OUR PICTURE IS 1878? 44 00:05:09,410 --> 00:05:13,547 YES. I'M WELL AWARE THAT THAT IS THE PERIOD. 45 00:05:13,581 --> 00:05:17,451 MR. BAKSHI, ARE YOU ALSO AWARE THAT IN 1878 46 00:05:17,485 --> 00:05:19,853 THEY WEREN'T WEARING UNDERWATER WATCHES? 47 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:21,021 YES, SIR, I KNOW THAT. 48 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:23,391 THEY HAD NOT EVEN BEEN INVENTED. 49 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:24,792 GOT THE TIME? 50 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:27,828 YES, IT'S-- OH, MY GOD. 51 00:05:27,861 --> 00:05:29,563 ALL RIGHT. LUNCH, EVERYBODY. 52 00:05:29,597 --> 00:05:31,365 (MAN) LUNCH. THAT'S 42 ON THE CREW. 53 00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:33,266 ONE HOUR FOR THE CAST. 54 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:42,810 THE CUE FOR THE DEMOLITION 55 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,311 IS WHEN I LOWER MY HAND. 56 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,579 OKAY? (ALL) YES, SIR. 57 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:48,015 WE'VE GOT ONE SHOT. LET'S GET IT RIGHT. 58 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:49,817 OK, KENNY. LET'S GO. 59 00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,284 PLACES, EVERYBODY. 60 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:53,921 I JUST SPOKE TO CLUTTERBUCK. 61 00:05:53,954 --> 00:05:56,390 HE SAYS IF WE DON'T WRAP THIS TODAY, IT'S YOUR NECK. 62 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:59,159 ALL THAT'S LEFT IS BLOWING UP THE FORT. 63 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:00,794 GREAT. 64 00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:07,267 OK, KEN. LET'S GO. 65 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:09,537 ALL RIGHT. CAROL. EARL. 66 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:10,704 STAND BY. 67 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:37,665 YOU. 68 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:45,473 YES, YOU. 69 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:49,977 YOU GET OFF OF MY SET AND OUT OF MY PICTURE. 70 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:52,480 OFF! OUT! YOU'RE THROUGH! 71 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:54,615 YOU'RE WASHED UP! YOU'RE FINISHED! 72 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:57,451 I'LL SEE TO IT YOU NEVER MAKE ANOTHER MOVIE AGAIN! 73 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:01,154 DOES THAT INCLUDE TELEVISION, SIR? 74 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:04,458 I'LL KILL HIM. I'LL KILL HIM! I'LL KILL HIM! 75 00:07:16,336 --> 00:07:17,971 (INTERCOM BUZZES) 76 00:07:18,806 --> 00:07:19,907 YEAH? 77 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:22,442 MR. DIVOT CALLING FROM LOCATION. 78 00:07:22,476 --> 00:07:23,811 ALL RIGHT. 79 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:27,380 YEAH, CHARLIE? 80 00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:30,618 WHAT? 81 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,286 WHAT? 82 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:35,523 THE WHOLE DAMN THING? 83 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:38,425 WELL, HOW THE HELL COULD A THING LIKE THAT HAPPEN? 84 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:40,060 WHAT'S HIS NAME? 85 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:41,962 SPELL IT. 86 00:07:43,330 --> 00:07:44,732 HRUNDI... 87 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:46,900 V... 88 00:07:47,835 --> 00:07:51,238 B-A-K-S-H-I. 89 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:56,777 I'LL SEE TO IT HE NEVER WORKS AGAIN IN THIS TOWN. 90 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,012 YOUR WIFE CALLED ABOUT THE GUEST LIST FOR THE PARTY. 91 00:07:59,046 --> 00:08:01,749 ON THE DESK. YOU KNOW WHERE TO REACH ME. 92 00:08:24,572 --> 00:08:28,942 I NEED AN ADDRESS FOR HRUNDI V. BAKSHI. 93 00:08:29,877 --> 00:08:32,112 B-A-K-S-H-I. 94 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,017 (TALKING AND LAUGHTER) 95 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,656 (BIRD SQUAWKS) HELLO. 96 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,530 (PLAYING MELODIOUS TUNE) 97 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:14,754 (BIRD SQUAWKS) 98 00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:10,677 VODKA OR SCOTCH, SIR? 99 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:20,954 NO. 100 00:15:20,988 --> 00:15:23,623 I NEVER TOUCH IT. THANK YOU. 101 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:47,480 NO, THANK YOU. 102 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:50,517 HORS D'OEUVRE, SIR? 103 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:52,986 I'M ON A DIET, BUT TO HELL WITH IT. 104 00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:20,813 ...PASTA. 105 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:23,150 OIL, PEPE, SALAD. 106 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,221 I WANT TO PLAY... COME SI DICE... 107 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,557 POOL. 108 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,298 "WE'VE GOT THE WRONG BABY." 109 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,600 THE FATHER SAYS, "SHH! IT'S A BETTER BUGGY." 110 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,371 I NEVER HEARD THAT! THAT'S MARVELOUS! 111 00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,774 VERY GOOD, DAVEY! 112 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,112 HA HA HA! OH, YES! 113 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,715 I MISSED THE MIDDLE PART, 114 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,085 BUT I CAN TELL FROM THE WAY YOU'RE ENJOYING YOURSELVES, 115 00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:00,420 IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY HUMOROUS ANECDOTE. 116 00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:04,357 THE WAY YOU ARE LAUGHING SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU ENJOYED IT. 117 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:07,994 I LOVE A GOOD LAUGH. MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND. 118 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,929 IT'S GOOD TO HAVE A LAUGH. 119 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,798 WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL. 120 00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,234 VERY GOOD. 121 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,278 I MUST REMEMBER THAT ONE. 122 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:34,554 (BIRD SQUAWKS) 123 00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:37,056 ...BOUND AND GAGGED FOR SIX HOURS. 124 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:39,692 THEY TOOK EVERYTHING, 125 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,061 EVEN THE GOLD WATCH MY DADDY LEFT ME. 126 00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,430 (LAUGHTER) 127 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:45,798 THEY TOOK THE GOLD WATCH 128 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,435 THAT YOUR FATHER LEFT YOU? 129 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,437 I'M SORRY. IT'S ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. 130 00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,272 WHAT A WONDERFUL THING FOR ANYONE TO DO, 131 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,307 TAKE EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR FATHER'S WATCH. 132 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:56,743 IT'S WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL! 133 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:59,546 TONIGHT IS ONE BIG ROUND OF LAUGHTER, 134 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,348 ALL FUN AND LAUGHTER. 135 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,085 THE CONGRESSMAN WAS JUST TELLING US 136 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:07,820 ABOUT THE TIME HE WAS ROBBED. 137 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:09,156 HA HA HA! 138 00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:17,497 WHO'S THE FOREIGNER? 139 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:18,998 I DON'T KNOW. 140 00:18:19,031 --> 00:18:21,368 SOMEONE MY MIXED-UP WIFE INVITED. 141 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:30,677 HELLO, DOG. WHAT DO YOU WANT? 142 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,045 YOU LIKE MY FEET? AWAY YOU GO. 143 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:37,049 FEET ARE CONSIDERED A DELICACY AMONG CERTAIN ANIMALS. 144 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:40,520 YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH NOW. 145 00:18:40,553 --> 00:18:42,822 CHOW, CHOW, CHOW, CHOW. 146 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,024 THERE ARE CERTAIN MAN-EATING ANIMALS 147 00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:47,527 WHO WILL EAT ONLY THE FEET, LEAVE EVERYTHING ELSE. 148 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,695 WOULD NOT TOUCH ONE OTHER THING. 149 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,667 GET AWAY. 150 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,336 GET AWAY FROM ME. 151 00:18:56,369 --> 00:18:58,137 VODKA OR SCOTCH, SIR? GET AWAY. 152 00:18:58,171 --> 00:18:59,672 NO, THANK YOU. 153 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:16,623 GOOD EVENING, MR. DIVOT. HOW ARE YOU? 154 00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,225 HOW ARE YOU? 155 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,426 SMILE. 156 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:28,235 GOOD EVENING. MEET MISS MICHELE MONET. 157 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,736 MR. CLUTTERBUCK. MRS. CLUTTERBUCK. 158 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:32,071 HOW ARE YOU, ALICE? 159 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:34,874 I'LL INTRODUCE MY GUESTS IF I MAY. MRS. DUNPHY. 160 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,510 PRINCESS HELENA. 161 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,313 IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 162 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:43,683 I'VE HEARD SOME WONDERFUL THINGS ABOUT YOU. 163 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:46,419 YOU SEEM TO HAVE A WONDERFUL PARTY HERE. 164 00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,862 HOW DO YOU LIKE IT? 165 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:56,929 FINE. 166 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,465 HAVE A DRINK. 167 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,581 HELLO. 168 00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:15,948 OH, HELLO. 169 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,885 HELLO. GOOD EVENING. 170 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,453 GOOD EVENING. 171 00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:22,589 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL EVENING IT IS. 172 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,156 YES. TO BE SURE. 173 00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:32,832 WHAT'S IN THERE? 174 00:20:33,766 --> 00:20:35,067 WHAT'S IN HERE? 175 00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,303 MMM-HMM. 176 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:40,072 WELL, THERE IS NOTHING IN THERE. 177 00:20:42,475 --> 00:20:43,976 YES, THERE IS. 178 00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:46,879 NO. I DON'T KNOW. 179 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,548 I DON'T THINK SO. 180 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,550 LET'S SEE. NO. 181 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,051 DON'T YOU SEE IT? 182 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:54,821 NO. THERE IS DEFINITELY NOTHING IN THERE. 183 00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:57,690 IF THERE WAS SOMETHING, IT'S GONE AWAY NOW. 184 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:00,593 WELL, I CAN SEE IT. 185 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:05,698 WHAT IS IT? 186 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,502 I DON'T KNOW, BUT I DON'T LIKE IT. 187 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,482 HARI RAM RAM! 188 00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:24,484 HEY. WHAT? OH! 189 00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:25,852 PARDON ME, SIR. 190 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,186 IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT, FELLA. 191 00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:28,821 I'M SO SORRY, SIR. I BEG YOUR PARDON. 192 00:21:28,855 --> 00:21:30,590 COME ON OVER HERE, HONEY. 193 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,259 RIGHT OVER HERE. RIGHT HERE ON THE CORNER. 194 00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,161 THIS IS AN EASY SHOT. 195 00:21:35,194 --> 00:21:38,030 GET IN THE SADDLE, LIKE I TAUGHT YOU. 196 00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:39,499 IMPOSSIBILE. 197 00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:41,033 OH, NO, HONEY. YOU CAN DO IT THIS WAY. 198 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:42,835 YOU CAN DO IT THIS WAY. 199 00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:44,871 JUST RELAX, AND YOU CAN... 200 00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,874 JUST RELAX. 201 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:50,443 PAY NO ATTENTION TO ME, SIR. I'M MERELY SPECTATING. 202 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,011 OH, FINE. FINE. 203 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:56,148 I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE AN EXPERIENCED PLAYER. 204 00:21:56,182 --> 00:21:58,518 ONE OF THE BEST, FELLA. 205 00:21:58,551 --> 00:21:59,986 SIR, EXCUSE ME. 206 00:22:00,019 --> 00:22:01,721 WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE GAME 207 00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:04,391 THAT HAS A MULTITUDE OF COLORED BALLS? 208 00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:05,858 POOL. POO? 209 00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:07,159 WHAT? POO? 210 00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:08,895 NO, NOT POO. POOL. 211 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:10,062 POOL! 212 00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:11,531 POOL! OH, LIKE SWIMMING. 213 00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:13,165 YOU GOT IT, HONEY. 214 00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:15,402 FINE GAME. 215 00:22:15,435 --> 00:22:17,069 WHAT IS THE OBJECT OF IT, 216 00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:18,571 TO DISPERSE THESE COLORED BALLS 217 00:22:18,605 --> 00:22:20,172 STRATEGICALLY AROUND THE TABLE? 218 00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:21,574 GET THE BALLS IN THE HOLES, 219 00:22:21,608 --> 00:22:22,709 EXCEPT FOR THE WHITE ONE. 220 00:22:22,742 --> 00:22:24,243 OH, THAT IS ART! 221 00:22:24,276 --> 00:22:25,945 THE ART IS NOT TO HAVE THE WHITE ONE IN. 222 00:22:27,914 --> 00:22:30,249 HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN PLAY? 223 00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:31,918 OH, WHOLE BUNCHES. 224 00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:33,920 GROUPS OF PEOPLE CAN PLAY? 225 00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:35,221 OR BY YOURSELF. 226 00:22:35,254 --> 00:22:37,056 HOW WONDERFUL. 227 00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:38,925 GO ON, HONEY. 228 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:41,093 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 229 00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:43,430 KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE WHITE BALL. 230 00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:46,899 OH. 231 00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:52,271 EXCUSE ME. 232 00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:54,774 EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT... 233 00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:56,843 YOU ARE, ARE YOU NOT, 234 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:59,846 WYOMING BILL KELSO, THE FAMOUS FILM STAR? 235 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:01,448 THAT'S ME, IN THE FLESH. 236 00:23:01,481 --> 00:23:03,683 WHAT A MOMENT IN MY LIFE! 237 00:23:03,716 --> 00:23:05,918 SIR, I'VE SEEN EVERY ONE OF YOUR FILMS. 238 00:23:05,952 --> 00:23:07,219 THAT'S WONDERFUL! 239 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,290 WHAT A WONDERFUL STRONG GRIP YOU'VE GOT! 240 00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:12,592 OH, YES I DO. 241 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:13,893 I WOULD HAVE BEEN DISAPPOINTED 242 00:23:13,926 --> 00:23:16,128 IF YOU HADN'T CRUSHED MY HAND. 243 00:23:17,564 --> 00:23:20,066 WOULD YOU DO ME THE HONOR TO SIGN ME AN AUTOGRAPH? 244 00:23:20,099 --> 00:23:22,869 OH, SURE! I'M GLAD TO. 245 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,904 I'M ALSO IN THE ACTING PROFESSION. 246 00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:26,473 OH, YOU ARE? YES, INDEED. 247 00:23:26,506 --> 00:23:29,609 I'M NOT IN YOUR QUALITY, BUT I'M AN ACTOR. 248 00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:31,277 WHAT'S YOUR NAME? HRUNDI. 249 00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:33,079 H-R-U-N-D-I. 250 00:23:33,112 --> 00:23:36,415 WAIT TILL I TELL THEM AT HOME I MET HIM. 251 00:23:36,449 --> 00:23:38,117 WHERE ARE YOU FROM? I AM FROM INDIA. 252 00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:41,020 GOT YOU COVERED, INJUN! 253 00:23:42,522 --> 00:23:44,290 BANG! HOWDY, PARTNER! 254 00:23:45,858 --> 00:23:48,495 NEVER I BELIEVE IN MY WHOLE LIFE I WOULD MEET HIM, 255 00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:51,297 AND HE WOULD GO, "BANG, PARTNER!" 256 00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:52,632 LISTEN TO ME. 257 00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:55,334 "WHITE MAN SPEAK WITH FORKED TONGUE." 258 00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:57,303 HEY, LOOK. 259 00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:03,009 "YOU OLD HORNED TOAD, BUDDY!" 260 00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:04,577 CUTE LITTLE FELLER, ISN'T HE? 261 00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:07,279 I KNOW YOUR SAYINGS. I KNOW ALL OF THEM. 262 00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:10,883 YOU WALK ALONG, AND THEN YOU GO... 263 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,620 HRUNDI, SAY HELLO TO SIGNORINA. 264 00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:15,287 HELLO, PARTNER. 265 00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:16,556 PIACERE! 266 00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:19,191 THERE YOU GO. 267 00:24:19,225 --> 00:24:20,359 THANK YOU. 268 00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:22,328 IT'S A WONDERFUL THING YOU HAVE DONE FOR ME. 269 00:24:22,361 --> 00:24:23,663 MY PLEASURE. THANK YOU. 270 00:24:23,696 --> 00:24:27,466 I WOULD LOVE TO SAY THAT IT HAS BEEN 271 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:29,702 THE GREATEST MOMENT IN MY LIFE. 272 00:24:29,736 --> 00:24:32,038 BANG! GOT YOU! 273 00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:33,640 I WAS QUICK ON THE DRAW. 274 00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:35,474 YOU BEAT ME THAT TIME. 275 00:24:37,544 --> 00:24:39,546 LOTS OF LUCK TO YOU. 276 00:24:39,579 --> 00:24:41,213 YES, THE SAME TO YOU, SIR. 277 00:25:39,138 --> 00:25:40,306 HOWDY, PARTNER. 278 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:55,622 (MUSIC PLAYING) 279 00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:37,630 (MOUTHING WORDS) 280 00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:40,833 (MUSIC STOPS) 281 00:26:40,867 --> 00:26:42,902 THAT WAS A SHORT DANCE. THAT'S RIGHT. 282 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,837 AND THEY DON'T GO ON FOR LONG, DO THEY? 283 00:26:44,871 --> 00:26:46,773 WE JUST STARTED-- 284 00:26:46,806 --> 00:26:48,841 WELL, ANYWAY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU. 285 00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:50,677 PERHAPS WE CAN DANCE LATER. 286 00:26:50,710 --> 00:26:51,911 OH, OK. 287 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:54,380 IF YOUR CARNET DE BAL IS NOT FULL UP. 288 00:27:11,497 --> 00:27:12,965 HELLO, POLLY. 289 00:27:13,900 --> 00:27:15,534 HELLO, POLLY. 290 00:27:15,567 --> 00:27:17,136 PRETTY BOY, PRETTY BOY. 291 00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:19,438 (BIRD) HELLO! 292 00:27:19,471 --> 00:27:21,207 WOULD YOU LIKE-- 293 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:22,641 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FOOD? 294 00:27:23,409 --> 00:27:24,543 PRETTY POLLY. 295 00:27:26,245 --> 00:27:28,014 WHERE IS YOUR-- OH... 296 00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:32,584 (SQUAWKING) 297 00:27:34,086 --> 00:27:35,788 BIRDIE NUM NUM. 298 00:27:35,822 --> 00:27:37,857 HELLO! BIRDIE NUM NUM. 299 00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:39,391 BIRDIE NUM NUM. 300 00:27:39,425 --> 00:27:41,961 HAVE BIRDIE NUM NUM. 301 00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:43,529 THAT'S RIGHT. GO ON. 302 00:27:43,562 --> 00:27:46,398 THERE WERE FOUR OF US, TWO COUPLES. 303 00:27:46,432 --> 00:27:48,067 I'LL GIVE YOU A LOT, HUH? 304 00:27:49,568 --> 00:27:50,937 (SQUAWKING) 305 00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:55,942 HE'S HAVING THE BIRDIE NUM NUMS. 306 00:27:57,609 --> 00:27:58,911 GOOD. LOOK. 307 00:27:58,945 --> 00:28:01,247 HE'S WAITING FOR MORE NUM NUM. 308 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,916 ALL GONE. NUM NUM IS GONE. 309 00:28:03,950 --> 00:28:05,584 (NUM NUM SPILLS) 310 00:28:07,286 --> 00:28:09,121 (CRUNCHING UNDERFOOT) 311 00:28:14,794 --> 00:28:16,528 PRETTY BIRD. 312 00:28:16,562 --> 00:28:17,897 PRETTY POLLY. 313 00:29:02,441 --> 00:29:03,675 (COUGHS) 314 00:29:05,344 --> 00:29:06,612 (COUGHS) 315 00:29:07,246 --> 00:29:08,547 (COUGHS) 316 00:29:08,580 --> 00:29:10,449 (COUGHING ON INTERCOM) 317 00:29:11,984 --> 00:29:13,585 (SNORTING) 318 00:29:13,619 --> 00:29:14,954 (SMACKING) 319 00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:17,756 NUM NUM. 320 00:29:17,790 --> 00:29:19,792 NUM NUM. BIRDIE NUM NUM. 321 00:29:22,128 --> 00:29:24,330 BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK! 322 00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:28,167 WHAT IS THAT? I CAN'T IMAGINE. 323 00:29:28,667 --> 00:29:30,169 BAWK... 324 00:29:30,202 --> 00:29:31,537 BAWK BAWK! 325 00:29:32,004 --> 00:29:33,205 BAWK... 326 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,042 BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK! 327 00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:38,077 HOWDY, PARTNER. 328 00:29:38,110 --> 00:29:39,645 HOWDY, PARTNER. 329 00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:41,347 HOWDY... 330 00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:43,816 PAR-TEN-ER. 331 00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:45,717 PARTNER! HOWDY, PARTNER. 332 00:29:53,392 --> 00:29:54,793 UH! 333 00:29:54,827 --> 00:29:56,328 (BIRD SQUAWKS) 334 00:30:14,881 --> 00:30:16,382 LOOK AT THAT! 335 00:30:16,415 --> 00:30:17,984 OH! 336 00:30:18,017 --> 00:30:19,085 WHAT IS THAT? 337 00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:25,457 (GLASS BREAKING) 338 00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:27,193 WOULD YOU MIND GETTING-- OH! 339 00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:28,727 (BIRD SQUAWKS) 340 00:30:32,598 --> 00:30:34,066 (GLASS BREAKING) 341 00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:35,301 (RING) 342 00:30:35,334 --> 00:30:36,768 (BIRD) HELLO! 343 00:30:40,106 --> 00:30:43,242 THIS IS 469-6151. 344 00:30:44,843 --> 00:30:47,579 PLEASE REMAIN CONNECTED TO THE TELEPHONE. 345 00:30:49,081 --> 00:30:51,117 THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU, SIR. 346 00:30:52,384 --> 00:30:55,521 PLEASE HOLD ON... TO THE CONNECTION. 347 00:30:55,554 --> 00:30:58,024 PLEASE. ONE SECOND. 348 00:30:58,057 --> 00:31:00,492 I WONDER IF YOU COULD, UH... 349 00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:02,428 PLEASE... UM... PUT HERE. 350 00:31:03,129 --> 00:31:04,296 NOW... 351 00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:06,899 YOU HAVE MY HAND HERE. 352 00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:08,500 YOU HAVE MY HAND. 353 00:31:08,534 --> 00:31:11,170 NOW I TAKE THIS FROM YOU. 354 00:31:11,203 --> 00:31:13,539 HOLD ON ONE MOMENT. 355 00:31:13,572 --> 00:31:15,374 (CRASH) OH. 356 00:31:15,407 --> 00:31:18,911 EXCUSE THE MESS UP HERE. IT'S BIRDIE NUM NUMS. 357 00:31:18,945 --> 00:31:21,047 PUT THEM UNDER MY FEET HERE. 358 00:31:22,248 --> 00:31:23,315 UH... 359 00:31:23,983 --> 00:31:25,217 (CRASH) 360 00:31:26,118 --> 00:31:27,719 LOOK. JUST ONE SECOND. 361 00:31:27,753 --> 00:31:30,156 IF YOU CAN TAKE THIS AROUND HERE... 362 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:34,126 NOW, IF YOU, UH... 363 00:31:34,160 --> 00:31:36,662 JUST LIFT THE ASHTRAY, PLEASE. 364 00:31:37,930 --> 00:31:38,998 HERE. 365 00:31:40,099 --> 00:31:41,633 YES. THANK YOU. 366 00:31:44,670 --> 00:31:46,138 YES, YES. 367 00:31:46,172 --> 00:31:48,207 OH, BENNY. 368 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:49,942 YEAH. WELL, I'M... I'M... 369 00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:52,111 HAVING A FEW PEOPLE IN, YEAH. 370 00:31:52,979 --> 00:31:54,780 UH, THE PICTURE, YEAH. 371 00:31:54,813 --> 00:31:56,315 IT WAS GOING FINE 372 00:31:56,348 --> 00:31:58,350 UNTIL SOME IDIOT BLEW UP THE SET. 373 00:32:43,662 --> 00:32:45,897 THIS PICTURE'S A VERY GOOD ONE. 374 00:32:46,898 --> 00:32:48,200 CAVIAR? 375 00:32:48,234 --> 00:32:49,535 NO, THANK YOU. 376 00:32:49,568 --> 00:32:51,537 I DON'T THINK SO. THANKS. 377 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,719 COME SI DICE MANGIARE, MANGIARE? 378 00:33:07,753 --> 00:33:08,987 UH, EAT. 379 00:33:09,655 --> 00:33:11,257 OH, COME SI DICE? 380 00:33:12,558 --> 00:33:13,725 SURE, HONEY. WE'RE GOING TO EAT, 381 00:33:13,759 --> 00:33:15,961 BUT THEY GOT TO RING THE BELL FIRST. 382 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,263 BELL? 383 00:33:19,098 --> 00:33:20,666 DING, DING. 384 00:33:20,699 --> 00:33:22,168 DING, DING! 385 00:33:22,201 --> 00:33:25,737 LET'S HAVE A LITTLE TIDDLY AT THE BAR. 386 00:33:25,771 --> 00:33:27,506 WELL, HOWDY, LITTLE BUDDY! 387 00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:28,940 OW! OW! 388 00:33:31,043 --> 00:33:33,145 THAT'S MY OLD COWBOY CRUSHER. 389 00:33:33,179 --> 00:33:34,546 INJUN GRIP. 390 00:33:34,580 --> 00:33:37,583 YOU REALLY CRUSHED MY OLD INDIAN HAND. 391 00:33:37,616 --> 00:33:39,151 SORT OF SMARTS, DON'T IT? 392 00:33:39,185 --> 00:33:40,519 OH! 393 00:33:40,552 --> 00:33:43,555 FRIENDLIEST LITTLE CRITTER I EVER MET. 394 00:33:43,589 --> 00:33:46,258 IT'S AN HONOR TO HAVE HAD MY HAND CRUSHED 395 00:33:46,292 --> 00:33:48,427 BY WYOMING BILL KELSO. 396 00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:50,796 WAIT TILL I TELL THEM BACK HOME. 397 00:33:52,464 --> 00:33:53,532 OOH. 398 00:34:09,448 --> 00:34:10,549 POOH! 399 00:34:25,164 --> 00:34:26,898 OH. IT'S OK. 400 00:34:26,932 --> 00:34:28,667 PARDON ME, PARDON ME. 401 00:34:43,649 --> 00:34:44,883 HELLO. 402 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:46,285 HELLO. 403 00:34:46,318 --> 00:34:48,320 OH, UM... IT WAS OCCUPIED. 404 00:34:49,121 --> 00:34:50,522 OH. YES. 405 00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:53,192 HRUNDI V. BAKSHI. 406 00:34:53,625 --> 00:34:54,726 PARDON? 407 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,094 THAT IS WHAT MY NAME IS CALLED. 408 00:34:56,128 --> 00:34:57,429 (LAUGHS) 409 00:34:57,463 --> 00:34:58,664 OH, MICHELE MONET. 410 00:34:58,697 --> 00:34:59,831 HOW DO YOU DO? 411 00:34:59,865 --> 00:35:01,833 HOW DO YOU DO? 412 00:35:01,867 --> 00:35:04,236 ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME? 413 00:35:04,270 --> 00:35:06,338 MMM-HMM. GOOD. GOOD. 414 00:35:06,372 --> 00:35:08,174 ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME? 415 00:35:08,207 --> 00:35:10,509 OH, YES. I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME. 416 00:35:10,542 --> 00:35:11,777 GOOD. 417 00:35:11,810 --> 00:35:15,013 IT'S GOOD TO BE HAVING A GOOD TIME. 418 00:35:15,046 --> 00:35:16,548 HA HA HA! YES. 419 00:35:18,517 --> 00:35:20,519 ARE YOU AN ACTRESS? YES. 420 00:35:20,552 --> 00:35:22,254 OH, YES. I CAN TELL. 421 00:35:22,288 --> 00:35:23,589 OH? 422 00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:25,457 BECAUSE I AM AN ACTOR. 423 00:35:25,491 --> 00:35:27,793 ACTORS CAN TELL WHEN ACTRESSES ARE ACTRESSES, 424 00:35:27,826 --> 00:35:29,528 AND ACTRESSES CAN TELL WHEN ACTORS... 425 00:35:29,561 --> 00:35:31,830 IT IS A THING THAT WE HAVE TOGETHER, YOU KNOW. 426 00:35:32,898 --> 00:35:34,366 YOU ARE FRENCH. I KNOW THAT. 427 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,134 HOW DO YOU KNOW? WELL, YOUR NAME 428 00:35:36,168 --> 00:35:37,803 AND THE WAY YOU'RE SPEAKING ENGLISH. 429 00:35:37,836 --> 00:35:39,938 THAT'S RIGHT. DO YOU SPEAK FRENCH? 430 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:42,708 JUST ENOUGH TO GET INTO TROUBLE. 431 00:35:42,741 --> 00:35:44,876 I TELL YOU WHAT I CAN SAY. 432 00:35:44,910 --> 00:35:47,779 OU EST LA DIRECTION DE LA TOUR EIFFEL, S'IL VOUS PLAIT? 433 00:35:47,813 --> 00:35:50,482 THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. 434 00:35:50,516 --> 00:35:52,451 DO YOU SPEAK HINDUSTANI? NO. 435 00:35:52,484 --> 00:35:54,420 YOU'RE NOT MISSING ANYTHING. 436 00:35:56,422 --> 00:35:58,324 I AM HERE AT THE MOMENT 437 00:35:58,357 --> 00:36:00,726 TAKING PART IN MR. GENERAL CLUTTERBUCK'S 438 00:36:00,759 --> 00:36:02,794 LATEST MOTION PICTURE EXTRAVAGANZA. 439 00:36:02,828 --> 00:36:04,062 OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 440 00:36:04,095 --> 00:36:05,564 IT IS A MAIN FEATURE ROLE. 441 00:36:05,597 --> 00:36:08,234 I AM VERY GLAD FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY. 442 00:36:08,267 --> 00:36:09,735 CONGRATULATIONS. 443 00:36:09,768 --> 00:36:13,104 THANK YOU. ARE YOU IN A MOVIE? 444 00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:15,707 NO, NO. 445 00:36:15,741 --> 00:36:19,545 BUT NEXT WEEK, I'M DOING A TEST FOR MR. DIVOT. 446 00:36:19,578 --> 00:36:22,147 OH, MR. DIVOT. HO HO HO! 447 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,915 WHAT? OH, LISTEN... 448 00:36:26,285 --> 00:36:27,586 LET'S GET TO THE BAR. 449 00:36:27,619 --> 00:36:29,755 MR. DIVOT, HOW DO YOU DO? 450 00:36:29,788 --> 00:36:31,257 YEAH. RIGHT, FELLA. 451 00:36:32,190 --> 00:36:33,459 GOOD-BYE. 452 00:36:34,059 --> 00:36:35,427 HEE HEE HEE! 453 00:36:36,094 --> 00:36:37,696 WHO IS THAT GUY? 454 00:36:37,729 --> 00:36:39,164 A VERY NICE MAN 455 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:41,199 WITH A COMPLETELY UNPRONOUNCEABLE NAME. 456 00:36:41,233 --> 00:36:42,601 I KNOW HIM FROM SOMEPLACE. 457 00:36:42,634 --> 00:36:44,169 HOW ARE YOU, GENERAL? 458 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:46,071 REMEMBER MISS MICHELE MONET? OH, YES. 459 00:36:46,104 --> 00:36:47,873 WE'RE GOING TO TEST HER. 460 00:36:47,906 --> 00:36:49,775 SHE SINGS LIKE A BIRD. 461 00:36:49,808 --> 00:36:51,810 I'LL LOOK FORWARD TO THAT. 462 00:37:05,156 --> 00:37:06,292 DINNER IS SERVED. 463 00:37:06,325 --> 00:37:07,459 GOOD. 464 00:37:16,502 --> 00:37:19,305 DINNER IS SERVED, DARLING. 465 00:37:19,338 --> 00:37:22,308 MANGIA, MANGIA! DINNER IS SERVED, ALL RIGHT? 466 00:37:22,341 --> 00:37:24,276 DINNER IS SERVED, DARLING. 467 00:37:24,310 --> 00:37:25,344 OH! 468 00:37:41,427 --> 00:37:42,661 (SNIFFS) 469 00:37:44,963 --> 00:37:46,898 ALICE, DO YOU KNOW WHERE MISS MONET IS SITTING? 470 00:37:46,932 --> 00:37:48,166 RIGHT AROUND HERE, DEAR. 471 00:37:48,199 --> 00:37:49,935 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 472 00:37:52,438 --> 00:37:54,506 BERNIE, GIVE MISS MONET A HAND. 473 00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:55,841 OH, CERTAINLY. 474 00:37:55,874 --> 00:37:58,310 EXCUSE ME FOR A MINUTE, SWEETHEART. 475 00:38:01,513 --> 00:38:02,548 HI. 476 00:38:12,358 --> 00:38:13,525 DEAR... 477 00:38:13,559 --> 00:38:15,160 I BELIEVE YOU'RE DOWN HERE. 478 00:38:15,193 --> 00:38:16,562 OH. YES. 479 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:19,731 RIGHT DOWN HERE. 480 00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:25,036 BAKSHI, RIGHT? 481 00:38:25,070 --> 00:38:27,038 OH, YES. MR. BAKSHI. 482 00:38:27,072 --> 00:38:28,607 BUT THERE'S NO CHAIR. 483 00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:30,041 UH, MRS. CLUTTERBUCK. 484 00:38:30,075 --> 00:38:32,043 EVERYBODY NEEDS TO MOVE OVER. 485 00:38:32,077 --> 00:38:34,613 DARLING, WOULD YOU MIND MOVING UP JUST ONE? 486 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:36,382 I'M TERRIBLY SORRY. 487 00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:43,154 I'M SO SORRY. 488 00:38:43,188 --> 00:38:45,524 THESE THINGS HAPPEN ALL THE TIME. 489 00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:54,600 OH, CONGRESSMAN. NOW I CAN SEE YOU. 490 00:38:56,201 --> 00:38:57,469 HEY, FELLA! 491 00:38:57,503 --> 00:38:58,704 HEY, FELLA! 492 00:38:58,737 --> 00:39:01,006 THAT'S MY TIDDLY. THAT'S MINE. 493 00:39:01,507 --> 00:39:02,841 THANK YOU. 494 00:39:02,874 --> 00:39:06,011 WE'RE ALL GOING TO HAVE TO GO DOWN ONE. 495 00:39:06,044 --> 00:39:07,245 WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE? 496 00:39:07,278 --> 00:39:08,947 I'M AWFULLY SORRY. 497 00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:12,083 I'M SORRY, DARLING. 498 00:39:12,117 --> 00:39:14,553 YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO MOVE BACK. 499 00:39:16,121 --> 00:39:18,690 LEVINSON, WILL YOU GET THE GENTLEMAN A CHAIR? 500 00:39:20,025 --> 00:39:21,427 NO, IT WAS A MISTAKE. 501 00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:24,029 HE'LL BRING YOU A CHAIR. THEN YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT. 502 00:39:35,541 --> 00:39:38,043 MY GOODNESS! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LITTLE FACE? 503 00:39:38,076 --> 00:39:42,080 NOTHING EXCEPT THAT IT'S NEARER TO THE TABLE NOW. 504 00:39:42,113 --> 00:39:44,483 MY CHAIR IS LOWER THAN YOUR CHAIR. 505 00:39:59,665 --> 00:40:01,700 DID YOU TRY THE STRAWBERRY SOUP? 506 00:40:01,733 --> 00:40:05,403 STRAWBERRY SOUP. I HAVEN'T HAD IT LATELY. 507 00:40:05,437 --> 00:40:08,406 IT'S LOVELY IN SUMMER, DON'T YOU THINK? 508 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,476 OH, YES, IT'S, OH... 509 00:40:10,509 --> 00:40:12,077 IT'S LOVELY RIGHT NOW. 510 00:40:12,110 --> 00:40:13,579 GOOD. SO GLAD. 511 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:05,196 HEY, UH, GIVE ME SOME OF THAT, WILL YOU, PAL? 512 00:41:05,230 --> 00:41:07,298 HOW'S THE CHOW? 513 00:41:07,332 --> 00:41:09,568 LOOKS PRETTY GOOD. HEH HEH HEH! 514 00:41:31,590 --> 00:41:33,358 NO WINE, THANK YOU. 515 00:41:34,259 --> 00:41:36,261 NO WINE, PLEASE. NO, NO. 516 00:41:37,395 --> 00:41:39,297 PLEASE. NO WINE. 517 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:42,768 I KNOW YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO HAVE IT, BUT I DON'T WANT IT. 518 00:41:44,402 --> 00:41:46,037 I DON'T DRINK. I DON'T SMOKE. 519 00:41:46,071 --> 00:41:47,272 NO WINE. 520 00:42:10,962 --> 00:42:12,864 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YES, I'M FINE. 521 00:42:12,898 --> 00:42:14,532 OH, I'M SO SORRY. 522 00:42:15,300 --> 00:42:16,968 I DROPPED MY ROLL. 523 00:42:20,138 --> 00:42:21,607 IT'S PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT. 524 00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,942 NOW, YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE COMFORTABLE? YES. ABSOLUTELY. 525 00:42:23,975 --> 00:42:25,343 I'M GETTING OUT OF THE WAY. 526 00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:27,478 THEN THE DOOR WON'T BANG ME. 527 00:42:28,213 --> 00:42:29,547 EXCUSE ME. 528 00:42:37,222 --> 00:42:40,091 THEY SHOULD BE FINISHED WITH THE SOUP BY NOW. GET THE PLATES. 529 00:42:48,767 --> 00:42:50,001 (CHOKING) 530 00:42:51,603 --> 00:42:52,671 UH! 531 00:43:26,537 --> 00:43:28,073 SHALL I SERVE THE SALAD? 532 00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:29,174 YES. 533 00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:50,729 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 534 00:44:04,409 --> 00:44:05,643 (CLUNK) 535 00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:18,690 (CRASH) 536 00:44:28,767 --> 00:44:30,501 GET IN THE KITCHEN! 537 00:44:33,872 --> 00:44:36,041 THAT IS JUST OUTSIDE BOMBAY. 538 00:44:36,074 --> 00:44:37,342 AND BOMBAY IS IN INDIA. 539 00:44:37,375 --> 00:44:39,577 VERY MUCH IN INDIA. YES, INDEED. 540 00:44:39,610 --> 00:44:42,013 AND THAT IS THE GATEWAY TO INDIA-- 541 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:43,882 (CRASH) 542 00:44:49,620 --> 00:44:51,022 I THINK THAT ONE OF THESE BEARERS 543 00:44:51,056 --> 00:44:53,124 DOES NOT LIKE THE OTHER ONE. 544 00:44:54,392 --> 00:44:56,427 YOU HAVE A VERY HARD TIME 545 00:44:56,461 --> 00:44:58,663 FINDING GOOD HELP THESE DAYS. 546 00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:00,298 YES, YOU CERTAINLY DO. 547 00:47:21,272 --> 00:47:23,241 DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TRAPEZE ARTIST 548 00:47:23,274 --> 00:47:24,509 WHO GOT DIVORCED? 549 00:47:24,542 --> 00:47:26,577 CAUGHT HIS WIFE IN THE ACT. 550 00:47:31,082 --> 00:47:32,918 THAT'S TERRIBLY FUNNY. 551 00:47:32,951 --> 00:47:35,420 IT'S BEEN TERRIBLY FUNNY FOR ABOUT 20 YEARS. 552 00:47:53,638 --> 00:47:55,373 (INAUDIBLE) 553 00:49:04,375 --> 00:49:05,476 OH! 554 00:49:07,045 --> 00:49:08,046 AAH! 555 00:49:15,953 --> 00:49:17,288 (BIRD SQUAWKS) 556 00:49:20,391 --> 00:49:21,892 (WOMAN SCREAMS) 557 00:49:40,911 --> 00:49:42,013 LET ME HAVE THOSE TWO. 558 00:49:42,047 --> 00:49:43,148 THANK YOU. 559 00:49:54,659 --> 00:49:56,027 GORE, ARE YOU SURE IT'S ALL RIGHT? 560 00:49:56,061 --> 00:49:58,029 IT'S NOT ALL RIGHT. IT'S DIVINE. 561 00:50:11,342 --> 00:50:13,578 I THINK IN ORDER TO KEEP THE WOMEN'S VOTE, 562 00:50:13,611 --> 00:50:15,646 YOU'VE GOT TO START WITH EDUCATION. 563 00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:17,615 THAT'S WHERE YOU NEED TO SPEND THE MOST-- 564 00:50:21,419 --> 00:50:23,221 CAN I TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY 565 00:50:23,254 --> 00:50:24,855 TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU FORMALLY 566 00:50:24,889 --> 00:50:26,357 FOR WHAT HAPPENED AT THE DINING ROOM TABLE? 567 00:50:26,391 --> 00:50:28,426 OH, MY DEAR, JUST FORGET IT! 568 00:50:28,459 --> 00:50:29,627 IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT. 569 00:50:31,896 --> 00:50:33,964 IT WAS THAT RIDICULOUS LITTLE CHAIR THEY PUT YOU ON. 570 00:50:35,300 --> 00:50:38,203 AT THE SAME TIME, I FEEL IT IS MY DUTY 571 00:50:38,236 --> 00:50:39,270 TO SAY THIS TO YOU NOW. 572 00:50:39,304 --> 00:50:41,872 WE SHOULD FORGET ALL ABOUT IT. 573 00:50:41,906 --> 00:50:43,108 INDEED YOU ARE RIGHT, 574 00:50:43,141 --> 00:50:47,178 BUT I WILL ALSO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR HUSBAND. 575 00:50:47,212 --> 00:50:48,446 THAT'S NOT NECESSARY. 576 00:50:48,479 --> 00:50:50,615 IT IS ON MY CONSCIENCE. 577 00:50:50,648 --> 00:50:52,350 IF YOU WANT TO, GO AHEAD. 578 00:50:52,383 --> 00:50:53,718 THANK YOU. 579 00:51:13,171 --> 00:51:14,639 UH, GENERAL... HMM? 580 00:51:14,672 --> 00:51:15,740 EXCELLENT AROMA. 581 00:51:15,773 --> 00:51:17,542 GLAD YOU LIKE THEM. 582 00:51:17,575 --> 00:51:18,709 I HAVE A FEW LEFT OVER 583 00:51:18,743 --> 00:51:20,178 FROM PRE-CASTRO DAYS. 584 00:51:22,247 --> 00:51:24,649 GENERAL CLUTTERBUCK... 585 00:51:24,682 --> 00:51:27,952 PLEASE, I WOULD LIKE TO FORMALLY APOLOGIZE TO YOU 586 00:51:27,985 --> 00:51:29,254 FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE 587 00:51:29,287 --> 00:51:31,656 THAT I MAY HAVE CAUSED YOU OR YOUR GUESTS 588 00:51:31,689 --> 00:51:32,957 AT THE DINING ROOM TABLE. 589 00:51:32,990 --> 00:51:34,125 IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE. 590 00:51:34,159 --> 00:51:36,761 IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN 591 00:51:36,794 --> 00:51:39,197 SHOULD YOU WISH TO INVITE ME AGAIN. 592 00:51:41,199 --> 00:51:42,933 WHEN I SAW WHAT HAVOC I WROUGHT, 593 00:51:42,967 --> 00:51:45,270 MY POOR KNEES TURNED TO WATER. 594 00:51:45,303 --> 00:51:47,338 GOD, WHAT A STATE I WAS IN. 595 00:51:47,372 --> 00:51:49,507 BUT NOW, NOW THAT I HAVE APOLOGIZED... 596 00:51:49,540 --> 00:51:52,177 IT'S ALL RIGHT. ALSO, I HAVE SPOKEN TO YOUR GOOD LADY, 597 00:51:52,210 --> 00:51:53,644 AND I'VE TOLD HER, SIR, 598 00:51:53,678 --> 00:51:55,980 THAT IT'S A TERRIBLE THING TO HAVE HAPPENED. 599 00:51:56,013 --> 00:51:58,416 I'M SORRY DEEP DOWN INSIDE. 600 00:51:58,449 --> 00:51:59,484 ENJOY YOURSELF. 601 00:51:59,517 --> 00:52:00,685 THANK YOU, SIR. 602 00:52:00,718 --> 00:52:01,886 THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO ME. 603 00:52:03,053 --> 00:52:04,222 ENJOY. 604 00:52:42,026 --> 00:52:43,694 BRANDY OR... 605 00:52:43,728 --> 00:52:45,396 CREME DE CACAO, SIR? 606 00:52:45,430 --> 00:52:46,697 YES. 607 00:53:04,382 --> 00:53:06,116 (SAXOPHONE PLAYING) 608 00:53:08,118 --> 00:53:10,921 CLUTTERBUCK CAN MAKE YOU A STAR. 609 00:53:10,955 --> 00:53:12,723 PUT THE DRINK DOWN! 610 00:53:48,125 --> 00:53:49,894 (WHISPERING) 611 00:54:19,089 --> 00:54:20,791 (SPLASHING) 612 00:54:31,001 --> 00:54:32,937 OH! BEG YOUR PARDON. 613 00:54:32,970 --> 00:54:34,605 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 614 00:54:46,717 --> 00:54:48,586 IT IS OCCUPIED. 615 00:54:48,619 --> 00:54:49,654 OH. 616 00:54:54,725 --> 00:54:56,661 DO YOU SPEAK HINDUSTANI? 617 00:54:57,528 --> 00:54:58,563 NO. 618 00:55:09,206 --> 00:55:11,075 OH. EXCUSE ME, PLEASE. 619 00:55:29,494 --> 00:55:31,028 (RADIO PLAYING) 620 00:55:47,778 --> 00:55:49,179 (WHISPERING) 621 00:55:53,050 --> 00:55:54,719 (SPEAKING CANTONESE) 622 00:56:24,114 --> 00:56:26,083 HEY! CLOSE THE DOOR, MAN! 623 00:56:38,463 --> 00:56:39,464 OOH! 624 00:56:56,346 --> 00:56:59,316 I TOLD THE GENERAL YOU WOULD SING. 625 00:56:59,349 --> 00:57:00,651 I'D RATHER NOT DO IT TONIGHT. 626 00:57:00,685 --> 00:57:01,919 WHY NOT? 627 00:57:03,187 --> 00:57:04,922 THE ORCHESTRA IS GONE. 628 00:57:04,955 --> 00:57:06,957 THERE'S A GUITAR. YOU PLAY THE GUITAR? 629 00:57:06,991 --> 00:57:08,926 YES. PLAY THE GUITAR AND SING. 630 00:57:09,994 --> 00:57:12,096 WAITER, COME HERE. 631 00:57:12,129 --> 00:57:13,163 YOU'RE GOING TO BE A SMASH. 632 00:57:13,197 --> 00:57:15,199 DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING. 633 00:57:16,601 --> 00:57:19,136 SEE THAT GUITAR? GO GET IT. 634 00:57:19,169 --> 00:57:20,705 GET THE GUITAR. 635 00:58:11,421 --> 00:58:14,491 * NOTHING TO LOSE 636 00:58:14,525 --> 00:58:18,863 * IF WE ARE WISE 637 00:58:18,896 --> 00:58:23,701 * WE'RE NOT EXPECTING RAINBOW-COLORED SKIES 638 00:58:26,837 --> 00:58:29,506 * NOT RIGHT AWAY 639 00:58:29,540 --> 00:58:31,341 (SQUISHING FOOTSTEPS) 640 00:58:33,343 --> 00:58:35,079 * NOTHING TO LOSE 641 00:58:36,446 --> 00:58:40,751 * IT MIGHT BE FUN 642 00:58:40,785 --> 00:58:46,356 * NO TALK OF SPENDING LIFETIMES IN THE SUN 643 00:58:48,793 --> 00:58:51,428 * ALTHOUGH WE MAY 644 00:58:53,130 --> 00:58:59,704 * BOTH YOU AND I HAVE SEEN WHAT TIME CAN DO 645 00:59:01,806 --> 00:59:04,775 * WE'LL ONLY HURT OURSELVES 646 00:59:04,809 --> 00:59:09,546 * IF WE BUILD DREAMS THAT DON'T COME TRUE 647 00:59:12,617 --> 00:59:14,952 * WHAT CAN WE LOSE? 648 00:59:15,552 --> 00:59:19,724 * WE KNOW THE SCORE 649 00:59:19,757 --> 00:59:25,730 * LET'S WAIT BEFORE WE TALK OF EVERMORE 650 00:59:27,732 --> 00:59:30,000 * ONE DAY WE MAY 651 00:59:31,969 --> 00:59:34,939 * NOTHING TO LOSE 652 00:59:34,972 --> 00:59:41,846 * BUT MUCH TO GAIN IF LOVE DECIDES TO STAY 653 00:59:49,286 --> 00:59:55,492 * BOTH YOU AND I HAVE SEEN WHAT TIME CAN DO 654 00:59:57,962 --> 01:00:00,931 * WE'LL ONLY HURT OURSELVES 655 01:00:00,965 --> 01:00:06,303 * IF WE BUILD DREAMS THAT DON'T COME TRUE 656 01:00:08,773 --> 01:00:11,642 * WHAT CAN WE LOSE? 657 01:00:11,676 --> 01:00:15,913 * WE KNOW THE SCORE 658 01:00:15,946 --> 01:00:21,852 * LET'S WAIT BEFORE WE TALK OF EVERMORE 659 01:00:23,821 --> 01:00:26,290 * ONE DAY WE MAY 660 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:31,128 * NOTHING TO LOSE 661 01:00:31,161 --> 01:00:38,068 * BUT MUCH TO GAIN IF LOVE DECIDES TO STAY 662 01:00:41,238 --> 01:00:44,041 * NOTHING TO LOSE 663 01:00:45,575 --> 01:00:47,411 * MM, MM, MM, MM 664 01:00:57,421 --> 01:00:59,089 (RATTLES DOORKNOB) 665 01:01:02,727 --> 01:01:04,028 YOU LIKE HER, GENERAL? 666 01:01:04,061 --> 01:01:05,395 GREAT. 667 01:01:05,429 --> 01:01:06,496 BERNIE? 668 01:01:06,530 --> 01:01:07,631 SHE'S GREAT. 669 01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:09,099 I THINK SHE'S REALLY GREAT. 670 01:01:13,603 --> 01:01:15,339 (GROWLING) 671 01:01:19,376 --> 01:01:21,278 QUIET. (BARKING) 672 01:01:25,282 --> 01:01:26,683 (POP) WHOA! 673 01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:31,255 ALL RIGHT. YOU WIN, PARTNER. 674 01:01:31,288 --> 01:01:32,356 YOU WIN. 675 01:01:32,389 --> 01:01:33,791 HA, HA, HA! 676 01:01:36,293 --> 01:01:38,695 HE THOUGHT YOU WERE TERRIFIC. 677 01:01:38,729 --> 01:01:41,398 HE WAS VERY IMPRESSED. HE THOUGHT YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL. 678 01:01:41,431 --> 01:01:43,167 TOMORROW WILL BE A FORMALITY. 679 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:45,469 WE WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE ON FILM. 680 01:01:48,105 --> 01:01:49,606 WE CAN TALK. IT'S QUIETER IN HERE. 681 01:01:49,639 --> 01:01:51,641 CHARLIE, THIS IS THE BEDROOM. 682 01:01:53,744 --> 01:01:55,179 LET'S SIT OVER THERE. I WANT TO TALK. 683 01:01:55,212 --> 01:01:56,380 LET'S GO DOWNSTAIRS. 684 01:01:56,413 --> 01:01:57,714 TOO MUCH NOISE DOWNSTAIRS. 685 01:01:57,748 --> 01:01:59,483 LET'S JUST SIT ON THE BED. 686 01:02:01,451 --> 01:02:02,519 THAT'S A GOOD GIRL. 687 01:02:02,552 --> 01:02:04,354 CHARLIE, DON'T DO THAT. 688 01:02:04,388 --> 01:02:06,123 LET'S GO DOWNSTAIRS. 689 01:02:06,891 --> 01:02:08,192 JUST ONE LITTLE KISS. 690 01:02:08,225 --> 01:02:09,493 DON'T DO THAT! 691 01:02:10,327 --> 01:02:11,461 (POP) 692 01:02:12,229 --> 01:02:14,064 OH HO! 693 01:02:14,098 --> 01:02:15,966 GIVE ME MY GUN! THANK YOU, PARTNER. 694 01:02:17,501 --> 01:02:18,936 WHERE YOU GOING? 695 01:02:19,436 --> 01:02:20,771 ATTENTION! 696 01:02:22,306 --> 01:02:24,441 OH, GOD! JUST FORGET IT, WILL YOU? JUST FORGET IT. 697 01:02:26,610 --> 01:02:27,845 CHARLIE. 698 01:02:31,648 --> 01:02:34,018 KNOCK IT OFF AND HIT THE SACK! 699 01:02:40,590 --> 01:02:41,859 (BARKING) 700 01:02:43,260 --> 01:02:44,461 COOKIE! 701 01:02:55,505 --> 01:02:56,841 (GROWLING) 702 01:02:58,208 --> 01:02:59,476 (BARKING) 703 01:03:06,550 --> 01:03:08,185 (TOILET FLUSHES) 704 01:03:20,330 --> 01:03:22,232 (TOILET STILL FLUSHING) 705 01:04:00,537 --> 01:04:02,439 (TOILET STILL FLUSHING) 706 01:04:41,611 --> 01:04:43,080 (WATER STOPS) 707 01:06:17,374 --> 01:06:18,575 (CRASH) 708 01:06:23,013 --> 01:06:24,481 (DOG BARKING) 709 01:07:02,452 --> 01:07:04,421 (TOILET STARTS FLUSHING) 710 01:07:08,792 --> 01:07:09,959 (BARKING) 711 01:07:13,963 --> 01:07:15,532 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 712 01:07:20,370 --> 01:07:21,871 (KNOCK KNOCK) 713 01:07:21,905 --> 01:07:23,573 WHO'S IN THE HEAD? 714 01:07:29,579 --> 01:07:31,047 (KNOCK KNOCK) 715 01:08:17,794 --> 01:08:18,795 HELP! 716 01:08:19,796 --> 01:08:21,465 HELP! ANYBODY! 717 01:08:23,433 --> 01:08:25,369 PLEASE, COME AND HELP ME. 718 01:08:25,935 --> 01:08:26,970 HONEY? 719 01:08:27,003 --> 01:08:29,005 WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 720 01:08:29,038 --> 01:08:30,307 HEY, LITTLE BUDDY! 721 01:08:30,340 --> 01:08:32,142 AMERICAN AID, PARTNER. 722 01:08:33,710 --> 01:08:37,113 HE HAS A HEAP OF JOLLIES WHEREVER HE GOES. 723 01:08:37,147 --> 01:08:38,182 HE'S DROWNING! 724 01:08:38,215 --> 01:08:40,684 HRUNDI, ARE YOU DROWNING? 725 01:08:40,717 --> 01:08:42,252 GREAT LEAPING POLLIWOGS! 726 01:08:42,286 --> 01:08:44,254 THAT LITTLE GAL'S GOT SPUNK. 727 01:08:44,288 --> 01:08:45,689 GET HIM, GAL! 728 01:08:45,722 --> 01:08:48,358 GRAB HIM BY THE WIGWAM. I'LL WAIT HERE FOR YOU. 729 01:08:48,392 --> 01:08:49,893 COME ON, HONEY! 730 01:08:51,361 --> 01:08:53,763 BRING HIM OVER. GET A HOLD OF HIM. 731 01:08:53,797 --> 01:08:55,565 THERE YOU GO. COME ON. 732 01:09:13,417 --> 01:09:14,684 BARTENDER, WE BEEN FISHING. 733 01:09:14,718 --> 01:09:15,985 CAUGHT OURSELVES A LITTLE INJUN. 734 01:09:16,019 --> 01:09:18,355 HERE. HE'LL CATCH COLD. 735 01:09:18,388 --> 01:09:19,723 I DON'T DRINK. 736 01:09:19,756 --> 01:09:21,758 IT'LL DO YOU GOOD. COME ON, COME ON. 737 01:09:23,660 --> 01:09:25,995 RIGHT DOWN THE OLD HATCH. 738 01:09:26,029 --> 01:09:27,130 THAT'LL STRAIGHTEN YOU RIGHT OUT. 739 01:09:27,163 --> 01:09:28,498 YOU'LL FEEL BETTER. 740 01:09:28,532 --> 01:09:30,066 I DON'T DRINK. 741 01:09:30,099 --> 01:09:32,569 JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE. 742 01:09:32,602 --> 01:09:33,870 DID THAT STRAIGHTEN YOU OUT? 743 01:09:33,903 --> 01:09:34,904 HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MORE? 744 01:09:34,938 --> 01:09:36,906 NO. I'M PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT. 745 01:09:38,608 --> 01:09:41,010 OOP! LOOKS LIKE LITTLE BUDDY WENT BYE-BYE. 746 01:09:46,950 --> 01:09:49,386 POOR DARLING. I'M SO SORRY. 747 01:09:49,419 --> 01:09:50,920 I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO, 748 01:09:50,954 --> 01:09:53,423 BUT PERHAPS WE CAN AT LEAST DRY IT OUT FOR YOU. 749 01:09:54,258 --> 01:09:55,925 OH, DEAR! HONESTLY! 750 01:09:58,628 --> 01:09:59,996 THIS TIE LOOKS LIKE A SALAMANDER 751 01:10:00,029 --> 01:10:01,431 DONE GOT STEPPED ON. 752 01:10:01,965 --> 01:10:03,032 OH, HI, HONEY. 753 01:10:03,066 --> 01:10:04,668 IS HE ALL RIGHT? 754 01:10:04,701 --> 01:10:06,336 HE'S JUST WET. GOT SOME DRY DUDS? 755 01:10:06,370 --> 01:10:07,837 OH, SURELY! YES! 756 01:10:07,871 --> 01:10:09,806 I'D SURELY APPRECIATE THAT. 757 01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:13,710 DARLING, PUT THIS ON HIM. 758 01:10:13,743 --> 01:10:16,012 THANK YOU, MA'AM. GET OUT OF THOSE WET CLOTHES. 759 01:10:16,045 --> 01:10:17,914 I LOVE THE WET CLOTHES. 760 01:10:19,649 --> 01:10:20,650 LET'S GO, BUDDY. 761 01:10:23,086 --> 01:10:25,289 FRED, I HAD TO LOAN HIM YOUR TERRY. 762 01:10:25,322 --> 01:10:27,757 HE'S SOAKING WET. THIS IS HERS. 763 01:10:27,791 --> 01:10:29,293 DARLING, DO HURRY. 764 01:10:29,326 --> 01:10:31,261 THE RUSSIANS WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE. 765 01:10:31,295 --> 01:10:32,462 THE RUSSIAN? 766 01:10:32,496 --> 01:10:34,831 THE DANCERS, DARLING. THE BALLET. 767 01:10:41,338 --> 01:10:42,439 COME ON, SIDEKICK. 768 01:10:42,472 --> 01:10:43,673 NO, NO! 769 01:10:46,109 --> 01:10:48,144 KELSO, WOULD YOU MIND? 770 01:10:48,177 --> 01:10:49,279 WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE? 771 01:10:49,313 --> 01:10:50,580 I AM NOT DOING ANYTHING. 772 01:10:50,614 --> 01:10:53,450 YOU'RE WETTING THE BED. 773 01:10:53,483 --> 01:10:56,052 MY CLOTHES ARE WETTING THE BED. 774 01:10:56,085 --> 01:10:57,921 THIS IS THE BIG CHIEF HERE. 775 01:10:57,954 --> 01:11:00,056 BIG CHIEF SPEAK WITH FORKED TONGUE. 776 01:11:00,089 --> 01:11:01,691 TRY TO GET HIS... 777 01:11:03,927 --> 01:11:04,994 I'LL HOLD HIM DOWN. 778 01:11:05,028 --> 01:11:06,129 YOU GET HIS PANTS DOWN. 779 01:11:06,162 --> 01:11:07,364 ALL RIGHT. 780 01:11:09,966 --> 01:11:11,335 I LOVE YOU. I GOT SOMETHING DRY OVER HERE. 781 01:11:12,602 --> 01:11:14,538 LISTEN, LISTEN. YOU TAKE OFF! 782 01:11:17,674 --> 01:11:18,742 HEY, YOU TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES. 783 01:11:18,775 --> 01:11:20,777 NO, NO, NO, NO. IT'S YOUR TURN. 784 01:11:20,810 --> 01:11:22,679 NO, NO, NO! 785 01:11:22,712 --> 01:11:24,848 HAVE YOU GOT HIM? 786 01:11:24,881 --> 01:11:26,249 LOOSEN HIS BELT, KELSO! 787 01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:27,784 I'M TRYING TO! 788 01:11:33,222 --> 01:11:34,858 GET UP OFF THE FLOOR! 789 01:11:34,891 --> 01:11:37,026 I GOT HIM! 790 01:11:37,060 --> 01:11:39,128 HE'S A SLIPPERY LITTLE CRITTER, ISN'T HE? 791 01:11:40,397 --> 01:11:42,265 HERE, NOW. HERE. OH, YOU NAUGHTY MAN. 792 01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:43,967 HERE. PUT THIS ON. 793 01:11:46,202 --> 01:11:48,204 CAN YOU HANDLE IT? I HAVE TO GO DOWNSTAIRS. 794 01:11:48,237 --> 01:11:49,873 ALL RIGHT, BOSS. 795 01:11:49,906 --> 01:11:50,974 I'LL HANDLE IT. 796 01:11:53,710 --> 01:11:54,878 PUT THESE DRY CLOTHES ON. 797 01:11:54,911 --> 01:11:57,514 ALL RIGHT. I WILL PUT THEM ON. 798 01:11:57,547 --> 01:11:58,715 GOOD IDEA. 799 01:11:58,748 --> 01:12:00,183 I GOT TO GET DOWNSTAIRS 800 01:12:00,216 --> 01:12:01,985 BEFORE CONCHITA COOLS OFF. 801 01:12:02,018 --> 01:12:03,820 COME DOWNSTAIRS WITH WET CLOTHES, 802 01:12:03,853 --> 01:12:04,888 I'M GONNA STOMP YOU 803 01:12:04,921 --> 01:12:06,723 AND THE HORSE YOU RIDE IN ON. 804 01:12:07,757 --> 01:12:09,225 BUDDY, PARTNER, BUDDY. 805 01:12:09,258 --> 01:12:10,594 SEE YOU, LITTLE BUDDY. 806 01:12:12,261 --> 01:12:15,164 YOU GOT ME IN THE PANTALOON, PARTNER. 807 01:12:15,198 --> 01:12:17,501 HA, HA, HA! ADIOS! 808 01:12:17,534 --> 01:12:19,636 HOLD ON, CONCHITA! I'M COMING! 809 01:12:19,669 --> 01:12:21,070 ADIOS, PARTNER. 810 01:12:22,606 --> 01:12:23,940 OH, NO. 811 01:12:25,775 --> 01:12:27,544 I DON'T LIKE THESE. 812 01:12:28,412 --> 01:12:30,079 THEY REALLY ARE... 813 01:13:39,348 --> 01:13:40,850 (MICHELE CRYING) 814 01:14:07,611 --> 01:14:08,778 HELLO. 815 01:14:13,016 --> 01:14:14,183 HELLO. 816 01:14:15,284 --> 01:14:17,020 YOU HAVING SOME DIFFICULTY? 817 01:14:18,287 --> 01:14:19,322 NO. 818 01:14:21,891 --> 01:14:23,159 YOU SURE? 819 01:14:27,531 --> 01:14:28,732 WELL... 820 01:14:30,333 --> 01:14:31,635 EXCUSE ME. 821 01:14:31,668 --> 01:14:32,736 YES. 822 01:14:44,147 --> 01:14:45,314 YOU KNOW THAT I DON'T THINK 823 01:14:45,348 --> 01:14:48,151 YOU'RE BEING ENTIRELY HONEST WITH ME. 824 01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:51,688 NO. 825 01:14:53,222 --> 01:14:54,257 AH. 826 01:15:03,266 --> 01:15:05,234 WE HAVE A SAYING IN INDIA. 827 01:15:09,773 --> 01:15:11,274 YES. YES. 828 01:15:14,010 --> 01:15:15,111 WELL? 829 01:15:16,279 --> 01:15:17,280 WELL, WHAT? 830 01:15:19,348 --> 01:15:20,717 (CHUCKLING) 831 01:15:23,219 --> 01:15:25,421 YOU WERE SAYING SOME-- 832 01:15:25,454 --> 01:15:27,256 SOMETHING ABOUT A SAYING. 833 01:15:27,957 --> 01:15:29,425 OH, YES. YES. 834 01:15:31,628 --> 01:15:32,962 WHAT IS IT? 835 01:15:40,136 --> 01:15:43,472 "WISDOM IS THE PROVINCE OF THE AGED, 836 01:15:45,775 --> 01:15:48,477 "BUT THE HEART OF A CHILD IS PURE." 837 01:15:52,481 --> 01:15:54,250 THAT'S VERY PRETTY. 838 01:15:56,252 --> 01:15:58,121 I'M NOT SURE I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. 839 01:16:00,256 --> 01:16:01,725 NEITHER DO I. 840 01:16:05,228 --> 01:16:07,130 WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH ME? 841 01:16:08,798 --> 01:16:11,635 WELL, IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH YOU. 842 01:16:11,668 --> 01:16:12,702 FOR ONE THING, YOU SEE, 843 01:16:12,736 --> 01:16:13,937 IT STOPPED YOUR CRYING. 844 01:16:13,970 --> 01:16:15,438 IT'S TRUE. 845 01:16:15,471 --> 01:16:17,907 I FEEL BETTER. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 846 01:16:17,941 --> 01:16:20,977 DON'T THANK ME. THANK MY SAYING. 847 01:16:21,010 --> 01:16:23,246 THANK YOU, SAYING. 848 01:16:23,279 --> 01:16:24,648 DO YOU WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER ONE OF MY SAYINGS? 849 01:16:24,681 --> 01:16:25,782 YES. 850 01:16:25,815 --> 01:16:27,316 THIS IS A PARTICULARLY GOOD ONE BECAUSE 851 01:16:27,350 --> 01:16:28,918 IT WILL HELP YOU TO REMEMBER 852 01:16:28,952 --> 01:16:30,353 HOW MANY DAYS THERE ARE IN EACH MONTH. 853 01:16:32,521 --> 01:16:34,257 "30 DAYS HAS SEPTEMBER, 854 01:16:34,290 --> 01:16:36,125 "OCTOBER, JUNE, AND FEBRUARY. 855 01:16:36,159 --> 01:16:38,494 "ALL THE REST GOT 29, 856 01:16:38,527 --> 01:16:41,197 "EXCEPT MY BROTHER, WHO GOT SIX MONTHS." 857 01:16:47,103 --> 01:16:49,338 JUST WHAT I THOUGHT. 858 01:16:49,372 --> 01:16:51,307 I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU. 859 01:16:51,340 --> 01:16:52,942 GO GET YOUR CLOTHES. WE'RE GOING TO LEAVE. 860 01:16:54,110 --> 01:16:55,645 I DON'T THINK SO. YOU CAME WITH ME. 861 01:16:55,679 --> 01:16:57,480 YOU'RE GOING TO LEAVE WITH ME! 862 01:16:58,882 --> 01:17:00,583 NO. DON'T SAY NO TO ME. 863 01:17:00,616 --> 01:17:01,818 GET YOUR STUFF. 864 01:17:03,052 --> 01:17:04,187 MR. DIVOT, PLEASE. 865 01:17:04,220 --> 01:17:05,989 STAY OUT OF THIS. 866 01:17:06,022 --> 01:17:08,291 IT'S HER RIGHT TO REMAIN. 867 01:17:08,324 --> 01:17:10,526 WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? 868 01:17:10,559 --> 01:17:11,695 IN INDIA, WE DON'T THINK WHO WE ARE. 869 01:17:11,728 --> 01:17:12,796 WE KNOW WHO WE ARE. 870 01:17:12,829 --> 01:17:14,163 YOUMESHUGGE! 871 01:17:14,197 --> 01:17:15,732 I AM NOT YOUR SUGAR! 872 01:17:17,166 --> 01:17:18,601 LOOK, BABY, YOU DECIDE. 873 01:17:18,634 --> 01:17:20,636 YOU WANNA COME WITH ME OR YOU WANNA STAY WITH THIS GUY? 874 01:17:20,670 --> 01:17:22,171 I WANT TO STAY. 875 01:17:22,205 --> 01:17:24,407 YOU'RE GOING TO STAY WITH HIM, HUH? 876 01:17:25,574 --> 01:17:28,678 NOBODY EVER DOES THIS TO ME. 877 01:17:28,712 --> 01:17:30,179 FORGET ABOUT THAT TEST TOMORROW. 878 01:17:30,213 --> 01:17:31,214 YOU'RE FINISHED IN THIS BUSINESS 879 01:17:31,247 --> 01:17:32,515 BEFORE YOU EVEN START! 880 01:17:32,548 --> 01:17:34,050 YOU'RE WIPED OUT! YOU'RE FINISHED! 881 01:17:38,154 --> 01:17:40,724 WELL, THAT WAS A SHORT CAREER, 882 01:17:40,757 --> 01:17:41,891 WASN'T IT? 883 01:17:43,426 --> 01:17:45,228 OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. 884 01:17:47,764 --> 01:17:49,733 I BETTER FIND SOMETHING TO PUT ON 885 01:17:49,766 --> 01:17:51,634 AND CALL A CAB. 886 01:17:51,667 --> 01:17:53,236 NO, DON'T CALL A CAB. 887 01:17:53,269 --> 01:17:54,637 STAY AT THE PARTY. 888 01:17:54,670 --> 01:17:57,406 AFTER, I'LL TAKE YOU HOME IN MY THREE-WHEELER MORGAN. 889 01:17:57,440 --> 01:17:59,342 NOW, THAT WOULD BE NICE, BUT I CAN'T STAY. 890 01:17:59,375 --> 01:18:00,676 WHY NOT? 891 01:18:02,278 --> 01:18:05,414 I GOT MYSELF INTO A FUNNY SITUATION. 892 01:18:05,448 --> 01:18:06,916 WHAT? WITH OLD DIVOT? YES. 893 01:18:08,117 --> 01:18:10,353 IS THAT WHY YOU'RE CRYING? 894 01:18:10,386 --> 01:18:12,255 YES. IT'S NOT REALLY HIS FAULT. 895 01:18:12,288 --> 01:18:13,990 HE'S A TERRIBLE MAN. 896 01:18:14,023 --> 01:18:15,158 PLEASE, STAY AT THE PARTY. 897 01:18:15,191 --> 01:18:16,826 LET'S HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME. 898 01:18:16,860 --> 01:18:18,161 I'D LOVE TO, 899 01:18:18,194 --> 01:18:19,595 BUT I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR. 900 01:18:19,628 --> 01:18:22,465 THEY HAVE MILLIONS OF CLOTHES HERE. 901 01:18:24,133 --> 01:18:25,634 I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 902 01:18:31,607 --> 01:18:32,876 WHO GOES THERE? SHH! 903 01:18:32,909 --> 01:18:35,544 MR. BAKSHI AND A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS. 904 01:18:35,578 --> 01:18:37,847 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 905 01:18:37,881 --> 01:18:39,582 YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN OF THE WORLD. 906 01:18:39,615 --> 01:18:42,351 THIS LADY URGENTLY NEEDS DRY CLOTHING. 907 01:18:42,385 --> 01:18:45,421 I PERCEIVE YOU'RE THE SAME SIZE. 908 01:20:00,964 --> 01:20:03,199 (SPEAKING RUSSIAN) 909 01:20:08,404 --> 01:20:10,173 (SINGING IN RUSSIAN) 910 01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:19,342 MARVELOUS! JUST MARVELOUS. 911 01:21:19,375 --> 01:21:22,078 EVERYONE, LET'S HAVE A TOAST FOR OUR WONDERFUL FRIENDS. 912 01:21:22,111 --> 01:21:23,779 (SPEAKING RUSSIAN) 913 01:21:42,131 --> 01:21:43,599 (MUSIC PLAYS) 914 01:21:51,140 --> 01:21:53,309 WE NEED TO MOVE THE BAR. 915 01:21:53,342 --> 01:21:54,810 WE HAVE TO MOVE THE BAR! 916 01:21:54,843 --> 01:21:56,745 I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT. 917 01:21:59,015 --> 01:22:00,683 FRED, FRED, STOP HIM. 918 01:22:45,561 --> 01:22:47,363 OHHH, FRED! 919 01:22:56,739 --> 01:22:58,041 COME ON. IT'S FINE. 920 01:22:58,074 --> 01:22:59,508 MOLLY, ARE YOU SURE IT'S ALL RIGHT? 921 01:22:59,542 --> 01:23:01,777 YES. WILL YOU PLEASE COME? IT'S FINE. 922 01:23:01,810 --> 01:23:03,046 YOUR MOTHER'S HAVING A PARTY. 923 01:23:03,079 --> 01:23:04,713 CAN YOU THINK OF A BETTER TIME TO SHAKE THEM UP? 924 01:23:04,747 --> 01:23:06,782 YOU DONE SOME PRETTY STUPID THINGS, 925 01:23:06,815 --> 01:23:08,184 BUT THIS... 926 01:23:27,903 --> 01:23:29,105 HI. 927 01:23:38,447 --> 01:23:39,482 HELLO, MOM. 928 01:23:39,515 --> 01:23:40,549 OH, DARLING, 929 01:23:40,583 --> 01:23:42,885 I THOUGHT YOU WERE OUT PROTESTING. 930 01:23:42,918 --> 01:23:44,153 I WANT YOU TO MEET SOME OF MY FRIENDS. 931 01:23:44,187 --> 01:23:47,523 NOT NOW. I'VE GOT ALL THESE WET RUSSIANS. 932 01:23:47,556 --> 01:23:50,659 COME BACK AND I'LL MEET YOUR FRIENDS. 933 01:23:50,693 --> 01:23:52,628 THERE THEY ARE OVER THERE. 934 01:23:54,463 --> 01:23:55,631 AAAAH! 935 01:24:02,205 --> 01:24:04,140 GENERAL, YOUR WIFE JUST FELL IN THE POOL. 936 01:24:04,973 --> 01:24:06,142 GET HER JEWELRY. 937 01:24:08,944 --> 01:24:10,779 MOLLY, WHAT WAS THAT? 938 01:24:10,813 --> 01:24:12,281 AN ELEPHANT. 939 01:24:12,315 --> 01:24:13,882 AN ELEPHANT! 940 01:24:13,916 --> 01:24:15,284 OH, MY GOD! 941 01:24:16,419 --> 01:24:17,453 MOLLY, HOW COULD YOU DO 942 01:24:17,486 --> 01:24:19,622 SUCH A PERFECTLY DREADFUL THING? 943 01:24:20,956 --> 01:24:22,291 LISTEN HERE, YOUNG LADY, 944 01:24:22,325 --> 01:24:25,060 GET THAT ELEPHANT OUT OF THIS HOUSE AT ONCE! 945 01:24:37,005 --> 01:24:38,741 HELLO. HELLO. 946 01:24:38,774 --> 01:24:39,942 HOW ARE YOU? 947 01:24:39,975 --> 01:24:41,210 IS THIS YOUR ELEPHANT? 948 01:24:41,244 --> 01:24:42,878 YES. 949 01:24:42,911 --> 01:24:44,380 YOU'VE DONE A PROPER OLD PAINT JOB ON THIS. 950 01:24:44,413 --> 01:24:45,814 WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT? 951 01:24:45,848 --> 01:24:47,550 YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. WHY? 952 01:24:47,583 --> 01:24:49,385 THIS IS THE SYMBOL OF MY COUNTRY. 953 01:24:49,418 --> 01:24:50,553 DON'T YOU PAINT THEM IN INDIA? 954 01:24:50,586 --> 01:24:53,989 YES, BUT WE DON'T PAINT SLOGANS OVER THEM. 955 01:24:54,022 --> 01:24:56,459 LOOK HERE, HE'S GOT "THE WORLD IS FLAT" ON HIS FOREHEAD, 956 01:24:56,492 --> 01:24:58,727 "SOCRATES EATS HEMLOCK" ON THE SIDE AND 957 01:24:58,761 --> 01:25:00,729 "GO NAKED" ALL OVER HIS BUM. 958 01:25:00,763 --> 01:25:01,997 I'M TERRIBLY SORRY. 959 01:25:02,030 --> 01:25:03,332 WE DIDN'T MEAN TO BE DISRESPECTFUL. 960 01:25:03,366 --> 01:25:04,667 YES, I KNOW, BUT IT'S HUMILIATING. 961 01:25:04,700 --> 01:25:05,768 THEY KNOW, YOU KNOW. 962 01:25:05,801 --> 01:25:08,171 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF AN INDIAN 963 01:25:08,204 --> 01:25:10,839 DREW A MUSTACHE AND BEARD ON YOUR LADY BIRD? 964 01:25:10,873 --> 01:25:12,341 IT'S THE SAME THING, ISN'T IT? 965 01:25:12,375 --> 01:25:13,476 I'M AWFULLY SORRY. 966 01:25:13,509 --> 01:25:14,510 WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST WE DO? 967 01:25:14,543 --> 01:25:16,011 WASH IT OFF. 968 01:25:16,044 --> 01:25:17,713 WASH IT. SCRUB IT. 969 01:25:19,482 --> 01:25:22,785 HEY, GANG, WE'RE GOING TO WASH THE ELEPHANT! 970 01:25:22,818 --> 01:25:25,321 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WASH THE ELEPHANT? 971 01:25:57,820 --> 01:25:58,921 HEY, WHERE'S THE SOAP? 972 01:26:00,589 --> 01:26:01,924 THIS IS A KITCHEN! 973 01:26:06,429 --> 01:26:08,464 HOW MANY TIMES I GOT TO TELL YOU, 974 01:26:08,497 --> 01:26:10,733 YOU AIN'T NEVER GOING TO FIND ANYTHING 975 01:26:10,766 --> 01:26:12,668 HALF AS SWEET AS I AM? 976 01:26:22,545 --> 01:26:24,747 WE'RE GOING OUTSIDE. LET'S GO! 977 01:26:54,377 --> 01:26:55,411 ALL RIGHT! 978 01:26:55,444 --> 01:26:56,612 ALL RIGHT! 979 01:27:15,798 --> 01:27:17,933 WASH IT OFF. TAKE IT ALL OFF. 980 01:27:19,001 --> 01:27:20,168 BAKSHI! 981 01:27:23,639 --> 01:27:25,641 I KNEW I KNEW THAT GUY! 982 01:27:25,674 --> 01:27:27,476 I KNEW IT! 983 01:27:27,510 --> 01:27:29,177 (TELEPHONE RINGS) 984 01:27:30,513 --> 01:27:31,680 (RING) 985 01:27:33,181 --> 01:27:34,383 (RING) 986 01:27:34,417 --> 01:27:35,751 (BABBLING) 987 01:27:37,686 --> 01:27:39,455 GIVE ME THE GENERAL. 988 01:27:42,157 --> 01:27:43,492 NO! NO! YOU CAN'T-- 989 01:27:44,192 --> 01:27:46,094 WHAT'S GOING ON THERE? 990 01:27:51,700 --> 01:27:52,768 THE EAR. 991 01:27:56,004 --> 01:27:57,740 DO YOU BELIEVE THAT CHILD OF MINE 992 01:27:57,773 --> 01:27:59,775 BRINGING HOME AN ELEPHANT? 993 01:28:04,613 --> 01:28:06,515 ALL RIGHT! 994 01:28:06,549 --> 01:28:09,452 ENOUGH! ENOUGH! WE TAKE HIM OUTSIDE NOW 995 01:28:09,485 --> 01:28:11,354 AND WASH THE SOAP OFF! 996 01:28:36,311 --> 01:28:39,348 WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT AWFUL RACKET IS? 997 01:28:39,382 --> 01:28:41,283 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. I'M NOT FINISHED. 998 01:28:41,316 --> 01:28:42,918 I'VE GOT TO SEE. 999 01:28:46,389 --> 01:28:47,990 OOH! 1000 01:28:51,193 --> 01:28:52,227 MOM! 1001 01:28:52,260 --> 01:28:53,996 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1002 01:28:57,733 --> 01:28:59,167 YOU AND I HAVE GOT TO FIND SOMEPLACE 1003 01:28:59,201 --> 01:29:00,603 TO BE ALONE. 1004 01:29:06,108 --> 01:29:07,543 SAVE THE PAINTINGS! 1005 01:29:18,887 --> 01:29:20,889 MOM, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1006 01:29:20,923 --> 01:29:22,190 (SOBBING) 1007 01:29:28,063 --> 01:29:29,064 DAMN FOOL. 1008 01:29:30,298 --> 01:29:32,067 GET THE PAINTINGS. DON'T STAND THERE. 1009 01:29:32,100 --> 01:29:33,235 GET THE PAINTINGS. 1010 01:29:33,268 --> 01:29:34,269 I'VE NEVER BEEN... 1011 01:29:34,302 --> 01:29:36,238 CERTAINLY HAVING OUR TROUBLES, AREN'T WE? 1012 01:29:36,271 --> 01:29:38,574 LOOK AT ME... 1013 01:29:38,607 --> 01:29:41,844 I HAVE NEVER, EVER IN ALL MY LIFE... 1014 01:29:41,877 --> 01:29:43,245 I HAVE NEVER... 1015 01:30:04,900 --> 01:30:06,134 NOT THAT ONE, YOU IDIOT! 1016 01:30:06,168 --> 01:30:07,936 JUST THE GOOD STUFF! 1017 01:31:07,530 --> 01:31:09,031 GET THIS STUFF OUT OF HERE. 1018 01:31:09,064 --> 01:31:10,933 TURN ON THE AIR CONDITIONING. I'LL NEVER MAKE IT. 1019 01:31:10,966 --> 01:31:12,701 THE CONTROL'S IN THE MASTER BEDROOM. 1020 01:31:15,070 --> 01:31:16,739 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) 1021 01:31:22,878 --> 01:31:28,851 * THE PARTY IS GROOVY, AND EVERYONE LOSES CONTROL 1022 01:31:28,884 --> 01:31:30,085 * YEAH 1023 01:31:30,819 --> 01:31:32,555 * OUR MINDS FLY AWAY 1024 01:31:32,588 --> 01:31:35,691 * AS THE BAND STARTS TO PLAY, WE ROCK 'N' ROLL 1025 01:31:37,059 --> 01:31:39,127 * COME ON, BABY, LISTEN TO ME HERE NOW 1026 01:31:39,161 --> 01:31:41,564 * NO TIME FOR MEDITATION 1027 01:31:43,065 --> 01:31:47,069 * JUST FEEL THE WILD VIBRATIONS 1028 01:31:47,102 --> 01:31:50,639 * WE'LL LEARN SOME NEW SENSATIONS 1029 01:31:50,673 --> 01:31:52,040 * TONIGHT 1030 01:31:53,609 --> 01:31:55,944 * ALL NIGHT LONG 1031 01:31:57,680 --> 01:32:00,248 * ALL NIGHT LONG 1032 01:32:00,949 --> 01:32:02,250 * YEAH! 1033 01:32:14,963 --> 01:32:16,932 * THE PARTY GOES CRAZY 1034 01:32:16,965 --> 01:32:20,102 * AS WE SEE THE NIGHT TURN INTO DAY 1035 01:32:20,969 --> 01:32:22,871 * YEAH! 1036 01:32:22,905 --> 01:32:24,740 * AND THAT'S WHEN YOU'LL FIND 1037 01:32:24,773 --> 01:32:29,177 * YOUR INHIBITED MIND HAS FLOWN AWAY 1038 01:32:29,211 --> 01:32:31,246 * COME ON, BABY, LISTEN TO ME HERE NOW 1039 01:32:31,279 --> 01:32:35,117 * WE'LL SWING TILL WE'RE INSANE HERE 1040 01:32:35,150 --> 01:32:39,121 * EASY TO BLOW YOUR BRAIN HERE 1041 01:32:39,154 --> 01:32:43,959 * THAT'S WHY WE'LL ALL REMAIN HERE TONIGHT 1042 01:32:45,728 --> 01:32:47,395 * ALL NIGHT LONG 1043 01:32:49,732 --> 01:32:51,967 * ALL NIGHT LONG 1044 01:32:53,669 --> 01:32:55,337 * ALL NIGHT LONG 1045 01:32:57,673 --> 01:32:59,407 * ALL NIGHT LONG 1046 01:33:13,355 --> 01:33:14,556 JUST A MINUTE, SIR. 1047 01:33:14,589 --> 01:33:16,458 LOOK, I'M C.S. DIVOT, THE PRODUCER. 1048 01:33:16,491 --> 01:33:17,726 I'M A FRIEND OF MR. CLUTTERBUCK'S. 1049 01:33:17,760 --> 01:33:18,827 I GOTTA TELL HIM SOMETHING RIGHT AWAY, ALL RIGHT? 1050 01:33:18,861 --> 01:33:20,262 DIVOT, "D." 1051 01:33:21,764 --> 01:33:24,432 WHAT'S WITH THE AMBULANCE HERE? 1052 01:33:24,466 --> 01:33:26,434 HEY, WHAT'S WITH THE AMBULANCE? 1053 01:33:28,871 --> 01:33:31,539 HEY, LET'S GO STRUGGLE IN THE STRAW, HUH? 1054 01:33:33,275 --> 01:33:34,843 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE? 1055 01:33:34,877 --> 01:33:35,978 AAAH! 1056 01:33:36,011 --> 01:33:37,813 HA, HA, HA! 1057 01:33:37,846 --> 01:33:40,849 DO YOU BELIEVE IT? THIS PARTY ISN'T OVER. 1058 01:33:40,883 --> 01:33:42,084 HEY, GENERAL! 1059 01:33:42,117 --> 01:33:45,120 I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THE HELL IT GOT STARTED. 1060 01:33:46,621 --> 01:33:48,190 GENERAL, I GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 1061 01:33:50,525 --> 01:33:52,194 ALICE, BABY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 1062 01:33:52,227 --> 01:33:54,262 DO YOU FEEL BETTER? OH, I'M FINE. 1063 01:33:54,296 --> 01:33:56,098 I'M GOING TO BE IN THE AQUACADE. 1064 01:33:56,131 --> 01:33:58,633 THAT'S NICE. DON'T DROP HER. 1065 01:33:58,667 --> 01:34:00,035 CONGRESSMAN, MRS. DUNPHY, 1066 01:34:00,068 --> 01:34:02,437 I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU-- 1067 01:34:02,470 --> 01:34:04,539 IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT. 1068 01:34:04,572 --> 01:34:06,241 CALL ME IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO. 1069 01:34:14,516 --> 01:34:16,184 MR. CLUTTERBUCK... 1070 01:34:17,853 --> 01:34:20,723 MAY I APOLOGIZE TO YOU FOR THE DISCOMFORT. 1071 01:34:20,756 --> 01:34:21,824 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1072 01:34:21,857 --> 01:34:23,391 GENERAL, IT'S HIM. 1073 01:34:23,425 --> 01:34:25,360 WHO? BAKSHI! 1074 01:34:25,393 --> 01:34:27,329 THE IDIOT WHO BLEW UP THE LOCATION! 1075 01:34:27,362 --> 01:34:29,397 AAAH! 1076 01:34:29,431 --> 01:34:31,499 GENERAL, YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY! 1077 01:34:31,533 --> 01:34:32,901 AFTER THEM! 1078 01:34:33,601 --> 01:34:34,937 COME HERE. 1079 01:34:38,841 --> 01:34:40,675 HEY, LITTLE BUDDY, HOLD ON A MINUTE. 1080 01:34:40,709 --> 01:34:42,344 HERE'S ONE OF MY OLD STETSONS. 1081 01:34:44,046 --> 01:34:47,215 HERE'S AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OF ME AND MY HORSE. 1082 01:34:58,861 --> 01:35:01,830 * NOTHING TO LOSE 1083 01:35:01,864 --> 01:35:04,967 * IF WE ARE WISE 1084 01:35:06,268 --> 01:35:08,503 * AND NOT EXPECTING 1085 01:35:08,536 --> 01:35:11,807 * RAINBOW-COLORED SKIES 1086 01:35:14,209 --> 01:35:16,879 * NOT RIGHT AWAY 1087 01:35:20,648 --> 01:35:23,718 * NOTHING TO LOSE 1088 01:35:23,752 --> 01:35:26,922 * IT MIGHT BE FUN 1089 01:35:28,156 --> 01:35:32,294 * NO TALK OF SPENDING LIFETIMES 1090 01:35:32,327 --> 01:35:34,129 * IN THE SUN 1091 01:35:36,264 --> 01:35:39,067 WELL, THIS IS WHERE I LIVE. 1092 01:35:39,101 --> 01:35:40,735 YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL HOME. 1093 01:35:42,838 --> 01:35:43,906 I WOULD ASK YOU TO COME UP, 1094 01:35:43,939 --> 01:35:46,574 BUT IT'S A LITTLE LATE. 1095 01:35:46,608 --> 01:35:49,978 OR EARLY. I DON'T KNOW. 1096 01:35:50,012 --> 01:35:53,648 ANYWAY, I HAVE TO GET BACK TO FEED APU. 1097 01:35:53,681 --> 01:35:55,483 APU? YES, MY MONKEY. 1098 01:35:55,517 --> 01:36:00,122 OH, THAT'S A LOVELY NAME... FOR A MONKEY, ANYWAY. 1099 01:36:01,656 --> 01:36:03,525 HE'S USED TO IT BY NOW. 1100 01:36:07,695 --> 01:36:09,764 I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT 1101 01:36:09,798 --> 01:36:11,366 I ENJOYED MYSELF VERY MUCH LAST NIGHT. 1102 01:36:12,700 --> 01:36:14,502 I DID, TOO. 1103 01:36:14,536 --> 01:36:16,171 ESPECIALLY, I THOUGHT YOUR SONG 1104 01:36:16,204 --> 01:36:17,505 WAS VERY BEAUTIFUL. 1105 01:36:17,539 --> 01:36:19,741 YOU DID? YES. 1106 01:36:19,774 --> 01:36:20,976 THANK YOU. 1107 01:36:25,713 --> 01:36:26,781 GOOD-BYE. 1108 01:36:26,815 --> 01:36:27,850 GOOD-BYE. 1109 01:36:27,883 --> 01:36:29,918 OH, HERE'S YOUR HAT. 1110 01:36:29,952 --> 01:36:32,955 OH, LOOK, UM... YOU KEEP IT. 1111 01:36:33,621 --> 01:36:35,223 BUT YOU MAY NEED IT. 1112 01:36:36,391 --> 01:36:38,060 NO. I'D LIKE YOU TO KEEP IT. 1113 01:36:39,527 --> 01:36:41,529 ALL RIGHT. 1114 01:36:41,563 --> 01:36:43,265 IF YOU THINK THAT YOU SHOULD WANT IT 1115 01:36:43,298 --> 01:36:44,666 OR NEED IT SOMETIMES... 1116 01:36:44,699 --> 01:36:48,270 WELL, IF I NEED IT, I COULD ALWAYS COME, 1117 01:36:48,303 --> 01:36:50,438 PERHAPS, AND PICK IT UP. 1118 01:36:50,472 --> 01:36:52,207 THAT WOULD BE VERY NICE. 1119 01:36:52,240 --> 01:36:54,276 WHEN WOULD YOU BE AVAILABLE 1120 01:36:54,309 --> 01:36:56,044 FOR ME TO PICK UP MY HAT? 1121 01:36:58,746 --> 01:37:00,648 MAYBE NEXT WEEK. 1122 01:37:00,682 --> 01:37:02,050 I'LL COME AND GET IT THEN. 1123 01:37:02,084 --> 01:37:03,351 O.K. 1124 01:37:03,385 --> 01:37:04,719 I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE MY HAT BACK. 1125 01:37:05,687 --> 01:37:06,889 GOOD-BYE. BYE-BYE 72161

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