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(BAGPIPES PLAYING)

(CHARGING TUNE)

(GUNSHOTS)

(HITS SOUR NOTE)

(CONTINUES PLAYING)

(SOUR NOTE)

(PLAYING WEAKLY)

(STOPS PLAYING)

(BLOWING FAINTLY)

(STOPS PLAYING)

(BLOWING WEAKLY)

(STOPS PLAYING)

(GUNSHOTS CONTINUING)

(GUNSHOT)

(STOPS PLAYING)

(ONE LONG NOTE)

(GUNSHOTS)

(CONTINUES PLAYING)

(STOPS PLAYING)

(PLAYING FAINTLY)

(GUNSHOTS)

ALL RIGHT. CUT IT! CUT IT!

ALL RIGHT. HOLD IT!

(GUNFIRE STOPS)

(CONTINUES PLAYING WEAKLY)

WHAT IS THAT IDIOT DOING?

(SIREN BLOWS)

(PLAYING FADES AWAY)

WHAT'S THAT IDIOT DOING?

I JUST ASKED THE SAME QUESTION. AND WHAT'S THE ANSWER?

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU DON'T KNOW? LOOK, YOU'RE THE DIRECTOR.

IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO BRING HIM FROM INDIA.

YOU BETTER START TELLING HIM WHAT TO DO,

OR WE'RE GOING TO BE OUT OF BUSINESS.

(SNAP)

COME ON.

CHARLIE... YEAH?

YOU READY? ACTION.

UGH!

CUT! DAMN IT! CUT!

MR. BAKSHI. YES, SIR.

HAS IT OCCURRED TO YOU THAT THE PERIOD OF OUR PICTURE IS 1878?

YES. I'M WELL AWARE THAT THAT IS THE PERIOD.

MR. BAKSHI, ARE YOU ALSO AWARE THAT IN 1878

THEY WEREN'T WEARING UNDERWATER WATCHES?

YES, SIR, I KNOW THAT.

THEY HAD NOT EVEN BEEN INVENTED.

GOT THE TIME?

YES, IT'S-- OH, MY GOD.

ALL RIGHT. LUNCH, EVERYBODY.

(MAN) LUNCH. THAT'S 42 ON THE CREW.

ONE HOUR FOR THE CAST.

THE CUE FOR THE DEMOLITION

IS WHEN I LOWER MY HAND.

OKAY? (ALL) YES, SIR.

WE'VE GOT ONE SHOT. LET'S GET IT RIGHT.

OK, KENNY. LET'S GO.

PLACES, EVERYBODY.

I JUST SPOKE TO CLUTTERBUCK.

HE SAYS IF WE DON'T WRAP THIS TODAY, IT'S YOUR NECK.

ALL THAT'S LEFT IS BLOWING UP THE FORT.

GREAT.

OK, KEN. LET'S GO.

ALL RIGHT. CAROL. EARL.

STAND BY.

YOU.

YES, YOU.

YOU GET OFF OF MY SET AND OUT OF MY PICTURE.

OFF! OUT! YOU'RE THROUGH!

YOU'RE WASHED UP! YOU'RE FINISHED!

I'LL SEE TO IT YOU NEVER MAKE ANOTHER MOVIE AGAIN!

DOES THAT INCLUDE TELEVISION, SIR?

I'LL KILL HIM. I'LL KILL HIM! I'LL KILL HIM!

(INTERCOM BUZZES)

YEAH?

MR. DIVOT CALLING FROM LOCATION.

ALL RIGHT.

YEAH, CHARLIE?

WHAT?

WHAT?

THE WHOLE DAMN THING?

WELL, HOW THE HELL COULD A THING LIKE THAT HAPPEN?

WHAT'S HIS NAME?

SPELL IT.

HRUNDI...

V...

B-A-K-S-H-I.

I'LL SEE TO IT HE NEVER WORKS AGAIN IN THIS TOWN.

YOUR WIFE CALLED ABOUT THE GUEST LIST FOR THE PARTY.

ON THE DESK. YOU KNOW WHERE TO REACH ME.

I NEED AN ADDRESS FOR HRUNDI V. BAKSHI.

B-A-K-S-H-I.

(TALKING AND LAUGHTER)

(BIRD SQUAWKS) HELLO.

(PLAYING MELODIOUS TUNE)

(BIRD SQUAWKS)

VODKA OR SCOTCH, SIR?

NO.

I NEVER TOUCH IT. THANK YOU.

NO, THANK YOU.

HORS D'OEUVRE, SIR?

I'M ON A DIET, BUT TO HELL WITH IT.

...PASTA.

OIL, PEPE, SALAD.

I WANT TO PLAY... COME SI DICE...

POOL.

"WE'VE GOT THE WRONG BABY."

THE FATHER SAYS, "SHH! IT'S A BETTER BUGGY."

I NEVER HEARD THAT! THAT'S MARVELOUS!

VERY GOOD, DAVEY!

HA HA HA! OH, YES!

I MISSED THE MIDDLE PART,

BUT I CAN TELL FROM THE WAY YOU'RE ENJOYING YOURSELVES,

IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY HUMOROUS ANECDOTE.

THE WAY YOU ARE LAUGHING SHOWS HOW MUCH YOU ENJOYED IT.

I LOVE A GOOD LAUGH. MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND.

IT'S GOOD TO HAVE A LAUGH.

WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL.

VERY GOOD.

I MUST REMEMBER THAT ONE.

(BIRD SQUAWKS)

...BOUND AND GAGGED FOR SIX HOURS.

THEY TOOK EVERYTHING,

EVEN THE GOLD WATCH MY DADDY LEFT ME.

(LAUGHTER)

THEY TOOK THE GOLD WATCH

THAT YOUR FATHER LEFT YOU?

I'M SORRY. IT'S ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC.

WHAT A WONDERFUL THING FOR ANYONE TO DO,

TAKE EVERYTHING, INCLUDING YOUR FATHER'S WATCH.

IT'S WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL!

TONIGHT IS ONE BIG ROUND OF LAUGHTER,

ALL FUN AND LAUGHTER.

THE CONGRESSMAN WAS JUST TELLING US

ABOUT THE TIME HE WAS ROBBED.

HA HA HA!

WHO'S THE FOREIGNER?

I DON'T KNOW.

SOMEONE MY MIXED-UP WIFE INVITED.

HELLO, DOG. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

YOU LIKE MY FEET? AWAY YOU GO.

FEET ARE CONSIDERED A DELICACY AMONG CERTAIN ANIMALS.

YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH NOW.

CHOW, CHOW, CHOW, CHOW.

THERE ARE CERTAIN MAN-EATING ANIMALS

WHO WILL EAT ONLY THE FEET, LEAVE EVERYTHING ELSE.

WOULD NOT TOUCH ONE OTHER THING.

GET AWAY.

GET AWAY FROM ME.

VODKA OR SCOTCH, SIR? GET AWAY.

NO, THANK YOU.

GOOD EVENING, MR. DIVOT. HOW ARE YOU?

HOW ARE YOU?

SMILE.

GOOD EVENING. MEET MISS MICHELE MONET.

MR. CLUTTERBUCK. MRS. CLUTTERBUCK.

HOW ARE YOU, ALICE?

I'LL INTRODUCE MY GUESTS IF I MAY. MRS. DUNPHY.

PRINCESS HELENA.

IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.

I'VE HEARD SOME WONDERFUL THINGS ABOUT YOU.

YOU SEEM TO HAVE A WONDERFUL PARTY HERE.

HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?

FINE.

HAVE A DRINK.

HELLO.

OH, HELLO.

HELLO. GOOD EVENING.

GOOD EVENING.

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL EVENING IT IS.

YES. TO BE SURE.

WHAT'S IN THERE?

WHAT'S IN HERE?

MMM-HMM.

WELL, THERE IS NOTHING IN THERE.

YES, THERE IS.

NO. I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T THINK SO.

LET'S SEE. NO.

DON'T YOU SEE IT?

NO. THERE IS DEFINITELY NOTHING IN THERE.

IF THERE WAS SOMETHING, IT'S GONE AWAY NOW.

WELL, I CAN SEE IT.

WHAT IS IT?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT I DON'T LIKE IT.

HARI RAM RAM!

HEY. WHAT? OH!

PARDON ME, SIR.

IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT, FELLA.

I'M SO SORRY, SIR. I BEG YOUR PARDON.

COME ON OVER HERE, HONEY.

RIGHT OVER HERE. RIGHT HERE ON THE CORNER.

THIS IS AN EASY SHOT.

GET IN THE SADDLE, LIKE I TAUGHT YOU.

IMPOSSIBILE.

OH, NO, HONEY. YOU CAN DO IT THIS WAY.

YOU CAN DO IT THIS WAY.

JUST RELAX, AND YOU CAN...

JUST RELAX.

PAY NO ATTENTION TO ME, SIR. I'M MERELY SPECTATING.

OH, FINE. FINE.

I CAN SEE THAT YOU ARE AN EXPERIENCED PLAYER.

ONE OF THE BEST, FELLA.

SIR, EXCUSE ME.

WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE GAME

THAT HAS A MULTITUDE OF COLORED BALLS?

POOL. POO?

WHAT? POO?

NO, NOT POO. POOL.

POOL!

POOL! OH, LIKE SWIMMING.

YOU GOT IT, HONEY.

FINE GAME.

WHAT IS THE OBJECT OF IT,

TO DISPERSE THESE COLORED BALLS

STRATEGICALLY AROUND THE TABLE?

GET THE BALLS IN THE HOLES,

EXCEPT FOR THE WHITE ONE.

OH, THAT IS ART!

THE ART IS NOT TO HAVE THE WHITE ONE IN.

HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN PLAY?

OH, WHOLE BUNCHES.

GROUPS OF PEOPLE CAN PLAY?

OR BY YOURSELF.

HOW WONDERFUL.

GO ON, HONEY.

(SPEAKING ITALIAN)

KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE WHITE BALL.

OH.

EXCUSE ME.

EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT...

YOU ARE, ARE YOU NOT,

WYOMING BILL KELSO, THE FAMOUS FILM STAR?

THAT'S ME, IN THE FLESH.

WHAT A MOMENT IN MY LIFE!

SIR, I'VE SEEN EVERY ONE OF YOUR FILMS.

THAT'S WONDERFUL!

WHAT A WONDERFUL STRONG GRIP YOU'VE GOT!

OH, YES I DO.

I WOULD HAVE BEEN DISAPPOINTED

IF YOU HADN'T CRUSHED MY HAND.

WOULD YOU DO ME THE HONOR TO SIGN ME AN AUTOGRAPH?

OH, SURE! I'M GLAD TO.

I'M ALSO IN THE ACTING PROFESSION.

OH, YOU ARE? YES, INDEED.

I'M NOT IN YOUR QUALITY, BUT I'M AN ACTOR.

WHAT'S YOUR NAME? HRUNDI.

H-R-U-N-D-I.

WAIT TILL I TELL THEM AT HOME I MET HIM.

WHERE ARE YOU FROM? I AM FROM INDIA.

GOT YOU COVERED, INJUN!

BANG! HOWDY, PARTNER!

NEVER I BELIEVE IN MY WHOLE LIFE I WOULD MEET HIM,

AND HE WOULD GO, "BANG, PARTNER!"

LISTEN TO ME.

"WHITE MAN SPEAK WITH FORKED TONGUE."

HEY, LOOK.

"YOU OLD HORNED TOAD, BUDDY!"

CUTE LITTLE FELLER, ISN'T HE?

I KNOW YOUR SAYINGS. I KNOW ALL OF THEM.

YOU WALK ALONG, AND THEN YOU GO...

HRUNDI, SAY HELLO TO SIGNORINA.

HELLO, PARTNER.

PIACERE!

THERE YOU GO.

THANK YOU.

IT'S A WONDERFUL THING YOU HAVE DONE FOR ME.

MY PLEASURE. THANK YOU.

I WOULD LOVE TO SAY THAT IT HAS BEEN

THE GREATEST MOMENT IN MY LIFE.

BANG! GOT YOU!

I WAS QUICK ON THE DRAW.

YOU BEAT ME THAT TIME.

LOTS OF LUCK TO YOU.

YES, THE SAME TO YOU, SIR.

HOWDY, PARTNER.

(MUSIC PLAYING)

(MOUTHING WORDS)

(MUSIC STOPS)

THAT WAS A SHORT DANCE. THAT'S RIGHT.

AND THEY DON'T GO ON FOR LONG, DO THEY?

WE JUST STARTED--

WELL, ANYWAY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANK YOU.

PERHAPS WE CAN DANCE LATER.

OH, OK.

IF YOUR CARNET DE BAL IS NOT FULL UP.

HELLO, POLLY.

HELLO, POLLY.

PRETTY BOY, PRETTY BOY.

(BIRD) HELLO!

WOULD YOU LIKE--

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FOOD?

PRETTY POLLY.

WHERE IS YOUR-- OH...

(SQUAWKING)

BIRDIE NUM NUM.

HELLO! BIRDIE NUM NUM.

BIRDIE NUM NUM.

HAVE BIRDIE NUM NUM.

THAT'S RIGHT. GO ON.

THERE WERE FOUR OF US, TWO COUPLES.

I'LL GIVE YOU A LOT, HUH?

(SQUAWKING)

HE'S HAVING THE BIRDIE NUM NUMS.

GOOD. LOOK.

HE'S WAITING FOR MORE NUM NUM.

ALL GONE. NUM NUM IS GONE.

(NUM NUM SPILLS)

(CRUNCHING UNDERFOOT)

PRETTY BIRD.

PRETTY POLLY.

(COUGHS)

(COUGHS)

(COUGHS)

(COUGHING ON INTERCOM)

(SNORTING)

(SMACKING)

NUM NUM.

NUM NUM. BIRDIE NUM NUM.

BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK!

WHAT IS THAT? I CAN'T IMAGINE.

BAWK...

BAWK BAWK!

BAWK...

BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK!

HOWDY, PARTNER.

HOWDY, PARTNER.

HOWDY...

PAR-TEN-ER.

PARTNER! HOWDY, PARTNER.

UH!

(BIRD SQUAWKS)

LOOK AT THAT!

OH!

WHAT IS THAT?

(GLASS BREAKING)

WOULD YOU MIND GETTING-- OH!

(BIRD SQUAWKS)

(GLASS BREAKING)

(RING)

(BIRD) HELLO!

THIS IS 469-6151.

PLEASE REMAIN CONNECTED TO THE TELEPHONE.

THERE'S A CALL FOR YOU, SIR.

PLEASE HOLD ON... TO THE CONNECTION.

PLEASE. ONE SECOND.

I WONDER IF YOU COULD, UH...

PLEASE... UM... PUT HERE.

NOW...

YOU HAVE MY HAND HERE.

YOU HAVE MY HAND.

NOW I TAKE THIS FROM YOU.

HOLD ON ONE MOMENT.

(CRASH) OH.

EXCUSE THE MESS UP HERE. IT'S BIRDIE NUM NUMS.

PUT THEM UNDER MY FEET HERE.

UH...

(CRASH)

LOOK. JUST ONE SECOND.

IF YOU CAN TAKE THIS AROUND HERE...

NOW, IF YOU, UH...

JUST LIFT THE ASHTRAY, PLEASE.

HERE.

YES. THANK YOU.

YES, YES.

OH, BENNY.

YEAH. WELL, I'M... I'M...

HAVING A FEW PEOPLE IN, YEAH.

UH, THE PICTURE, YEAH.

IT WAS GOING FINE

UNTIL SOME IDIOT BLEW UP THE SET.

THIS PICTURE'S A VERY GOOD ONE.

CAVIAR?

NO, THANK YOU.

I DON'T THINK SO. THANKS.

COME SI DICE MANGIARE, MANGIARE?

UH, EAT.

OH, COME SI DICE?

SURE, HONEY. WE'RE GOING TO EAT,

BUT THEY GOT TO RING THE BELL FIRST.

BELL?

DING, DING.

DING, DING!

LET'S HAVE A LITTLE TIDDLY AT THE BAR.

WELL, HOWDY, LITTLE BUDDY!

OW! OW!

THAT'S MY OLD COWBOY CRUSHER.

INJUN GRIP.

YOU REALLY CRUSHED MY OLD INDIAN HAND.

SORT OF SMARTS, DON'T IT?

OH!

FRIENDLIEST LITTLE CRITTER I EVER MET.

IT'S AN HONOR TO HAVE HAD MY HAND CRUSHED

BY WYOMING BILL KELSO.

WAIT TILL I TELL THEM BACK HOME.

OOH.

POOH!

OH. IT'S OK.

PARDON ME, PARDON ME.

HELLO.

HELLO.

OH, UM... IT WAS OCCUPIED.

OH. YES.

HRUNDI V. BAKSHI.

PARDON?

THAT IS WHAT MY NAME IS CALLED.

(LAUGHS)

OH, MICHELE MONET.

HOW DO YOU DO?

HOW DO YOU DO?

ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?

MMM-HMM. GOOD. GOOD.

ARE YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?

OH, YES. I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME.

GOOD.

IT'S GOOD TO BE HAVING A GOOD TIME.

HA HA HA! YES.

ARE YOU AN ACTRESS? YES.

OH, YES. I CAN TELL.

OH?

BECAUSE I AM AN ACTOR.

ACTORS CAN TELL WHEN ACTRESSES ARE ACTRESSES,

AND ACTRESSES CAN TELL WHEN ACTORS...

IT IS A THING THAT WE HAVE TOGETHER, YOU KNOW.

YOU ARE FRENCH. I KNOW THAT.

HOW DO YOU KNOW? WELL, YOUR NAME

AND THE WAY YOU'RE SPEAKING ENGLISH.

THAT'S RIGHT. DO YOU SPEAK FRENCH?

JUST ENOUGH TO GET INTO TROUBLE.

I TELL YOU WHAT I CAN SAY.

OU EST LA DIRECTION DE LA TOUR EIFFEL, S'IL VOUS PLAIT?

THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

DO YOU SPEAK HINDUSTANI? NO.

YOU'RE NOT MISSING ANYTHING.

I AM HERE AT THE MOMENT

TAKING PART IN MR. GENERAL CLUTTERBUCK'S

LATEST MOTION PICTURE EXTRAVAGANZA.

OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL.

IT IS A MAIN FEATURE ROLE.

I AM VERY GLAD FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY.

CONGRATULATIONS.

THANK YOU. ARE YOU IN A MOVIE?

NO, NO.

BUT NEXT WEEK, I'M DOING A TEST FOR MR. DIVOT.

OH, MR. DIVOT. HO HO HO!

WHAT? OH, LISTEN...

LET'S GET TO THE BAR.

MR. DIVOT, HOW DO YOU DO?

YEAH. RIGHT, FELLA.

GOOD-BYE.

HEE HEE HEE!

WHO IS THAT GUY?

A VERY NICE MAN

WITH A COMPLETELY UNPRONOUNCEABLE NAME.

I KNOW HIM FROM SOMEPLACE.

HOW ARE YOU, GENERAL?

REMEMBER MISS MICHELE MONET? OH, YES.

WE'RE GOING TO TEST HER.

SHE SINGS LIKE A BIRD.

I'LL LOOK FORWARD TO THAT.

DINNER IS SERVED.

GOOD.

DINNER IS SERVED, DARLING.

MANGIA, MANGIA! DINNER IS SERVED, ALL RIGHT?

DINNER IS SERVED, DARLING.

OH!

(SNIFFS)

ALICE, DO YOU KNOW WHERE MISS MONET IS SITTING?

RIGHT AROUND HERE, DEAR.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

BERNIE, GIVE MISS MONET A HAND.

OH, CERTAINLY.

EXCUSE ME FOR A MINUTE, SWEETHEART.

HI.

DEAR...

I BELIEVE YOU'RE DOWN HERE.

OH. YES.

RIGHT DOWN HERE.

BAKSHI, RIGHT?

OH, YES. MR. BAKSHI.

BUT THERE'S NO CHAIR.

UH, MRS. CLUTTERBUCK.

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO MOVE OVER.

DARLING, WOULD YOU MIND MOVING UP JUST ONE?

I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.

I'M SO SORRY.

THESE THINGS HAPPEN ALL THE TIME.

OH, CONGRESSMAN. NOW I CAN SEE YOU.

HEY, FELLA!

HEY, FELLA!

THAT'S MY TIDDLY. THAT'S MINE.

THANK YOU.

WE'RE ALL GOING TO HAVE TO GO DOWN ONE.

WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?

I'M AWFULLY SORRY.

I'M SORRY, DARLING.

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO MOVE BACK.

LEVINSON, WILL YOU GET THE GENTLEMAN A CHAIR?

NO, IT WAS A MISTAKE.

HE'LL BRING YOU A CHAIR. THEN YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

MY GOODNESS! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LITTLE FACE?

NOTHING EXCEPT THAT IT'S NEARER TO THE TABLE NOW.

MY CHAIR IS LOWER THAN YOUR CHAIR.

DID YOU TRY THE STRAWBERRY SOUP?

STRAWBERRY SOUP. I HAVEN'T HAD IT LATELY.

IT'S LOVELY IN SUMMER, DON'T YOU THINK?

OH, YES, IT'S, OH...

IT'S LOVELY RIGHT NOW.

GOOD. SO GLAD.

HEY, UH, GIVE ME SOME OF THAT, WILL YOU, PAL?

HOW'S THE CHOW?

LOOKS PRETTY GOOD. HEH HEH HEH!

NO WINE, THANK YOU.

NO WINE, PLEASE. NO, NO.

PLEASE. NO WINE.

I KNOW YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO HAVE IT, BUT I DON'T WANT IT.

I DON'T DRINK. I DON'T SMOKE.

NO WINE.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YES, I'M FINE.

OH, I'M SO SORRY.

I DROPPED MY ROLL.

IT'S PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT.

NOW, YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE COMFORTABLE? YES. ABSOLUTELY.

I'M GETTING OUT OF THE WAY.

THEN THE DOOR WON'T BANG ME.

EXCUSE ME.

THEY SHOULD BE FINISHED WITH THE SOUP BY NOW. GET THE PLATES.

(CHOKING)

UH!

SHALL I SERVE THE SALAD?

YES.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

(CLUNK)

(CRASH)

GET IN THE KITCHEN!

THAT IS JUST OUTSIDE BOMBAY.

AND BOMBAY IS IN INDIA.

VERY MUCH IN INDIA. YES, INDEED.

AND THAT IS THE GATEWAY TO INDIA--

(CRASH)

I THINK THAT ONE OF THESE BEARERS

DOES NOT LIKE THE OTHER ONE.

YOU HAVE A VERY HARD TIME

FINDING GOOD HELP THESE DAYS.

YES, YOU CERTAINLY DO.

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE TRAPEZE ARTIST

WHO GOT DIVORCED?

CAUGHT HIS WIFE IN THE ACT.

THAT'S TERRIBLY FUNNY.

IT'S BEEN TERRIBLY FUNNY FOR ABOUT 20 YEARS.

(INAUDIBLE)

OH!

AAH!

(BIRD SQUAWKS)

(WOMAN SCREAMS)

LET ME HAVE THOSE TWO.

THANK YOU.

GORE, ARE YOU SURE IT'S ALL RIGHT?

IT'S NOT ALL RIGHT. IT'S DIVINE.

I THINK IN ORDER TO KEEP THE WOMEN'S VOTE,

YOU'VE GOT TO START WITH EDUCATION.

THAT'S WHERE YOU NEED TO SPEND THE MOST--

CAN I TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY

TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU FORMALLY

FOR WHAT HAPPENED AT THE DINING ROOM TABLE?

OH, MY DEAR, JUST FORGET IT!

IT WASN'T YOUR FAULT.

IT WAS THAT RIDICULOUS LITTLE CHAIR THEY PUT YOU ON.

AT THE SAME TIME, I FEEL IT IS MY DUTY

TO SAY THIS TO YOU NOW.

WE SHOULD FORGET ALL ABOUT IT.

INDEED YOU ARE RIGHT,

BUT I WILL ALSO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR HUSBAND.

THAT'S NOT NECESSARY.

IT IS ON MY CONSCIENCE.

IF YOU WANT TO, GO AHEAD.

THANK YOU.

UH, GENERAL... HMM?

EXCELLENT AROMA.

GLAD YOU LIKE THEM.

I HAVE A FEW LEFT OVER

FROM PRE-CASTRO DAYS.

GENERAL CLUTTERBUCK...

PLEASE, I WOULD LIKE TO FORMALLY APOLOGIZE TO YOU

FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE

THAT I MAY HAVE CAUSED YOU OR YOUR GUESTS

AT THE DINING ROOM TABLE.

IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE.

IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN

SHOULD YOU WISH TO INVITE ME AGAIN.

WHEN I SAW WHAT HAVOC I WROUGHT,

MY POOR KNEES TURNED TO WATER.

GOD, WHAT A STATE I WAS IN.

BUT NOW, NOW THAT I HAVE APOLOGIZED...

IT'S ALL RIGHT. ALSO, I HAVE SPOKEN TO YOUR GOOD LADY,

AND I'VE TOLD HER, SIR,

THAT IT'S A TERRIBLE THING TO HAVE HAPPENED.

I'M SORRY DEEP DOWN INSIDE.

ENJOY YOURSELF.

THANK YOU, SIR.

THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO ME.

ENJOY.

BRANDY OR...

CREME DE CACAO, SIR?

YES.

(SAXOPHONE PLAYING)

CLUTTERBUCK CAN MAKE YOU A STAR.

PUT THE DRINK DOWN!

(WHISPERING)

(SPLASHING)

OH! BEG YOUR PARDON.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

IT IS OCCUPIED.

OH.

DO YOU SPEAK HINDUSTANI?

NO.

OH. EXCUSE ME, PLEASE.

(RADIO PLAYING)

(WHISPERING)

(SPEAKING CANTONESE)

HEY! CLOSE THE DOOR, MAN!

OOH!

I TOLD THE GENERAL YOU WOULD SING.

I'D RATHER NOT DO IT TONIGHT.

WHY NOT?

THE ORCHESTRA IS GONE.

THERE'S A GUITAR. YOU PLAY THE GUITAR?

YES. PLAY THE GUITAR AND SING.

WAITER, COME HERE.

YOU'RE GOING TO BE A SMASH.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING.

SEE THAT GUITAR? GO GET IT.

GET THE GUITAR.

* NOTHING TO LOSE

* IF WE ARE WISE

* WE'RE NOT EXPECTING RAINBOW-COLORED SKIES

* NOT RIGHT AWAY

(SQUISHING FOOTSTEPS)

* NOTHING TO LOSE

* IT MIGHT BE FUN

* NO TALK OF SPENDING LIFETIMES IN THE SUN

* ALTHOUGH WE MAY

* BOTH YOU AND I HAVE SEEN WHAT TIME CAN DO

* WE'LL ONLY HURT OURSELVES

* IF WE BUILD DREAMS THAT DON'T COME TRUE

* WHAT CAN WE LOSE?

* WE KNOW THE SCORE

* LET'S WAIT BEFORE WE TALK OF EVERMORE

* ONE DAY WE MAY

* NOTHING TO LOSE

* BUT MUCH TO GAIN IF LOVE DECIDES TO STAY

* BOTH YOU AND I HAVE SEEN WHAT TIME CAN DO

* WE'LL ONLY HURT OURSELVES

* IF WE BUILD DREAMS THAT DON'T COME TRUE

* WHAT CAN WE LOSE?

* WE KNOW THE SCORE

* LET'S WAIT BEFORE WE TALK OF EVERMORE

* ONE DAY WE MAY

* NOTHING TO LOSE

* BUT MUCH TO GAIN IF LOVE DECIDES TO STAY

* NOTHING TO LOSE

* MM, MM, MM, MM

(RATTLES DOORKNOB)

YOU LIKE HER, GENERAL?

GREAT.

BERNIE?

SHE'S GREAT.

I THINK SHE'S REALLY GREAT.

(GROWLING)

QUIET. (BARKING)

(POP) WHOA!

ALL RIGHT. YOU WIN, PARTNER.

YOU WIN.

HA, HA, HA!

HE THOUGHT YOU WERE TERRIFIC.

HE WAS VERY IMPRESSED. HE THOUGHT YOU WERE BEAUTIFUL.

TOMORROW WILL BE A FORMALITY.

WE WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE ON FILM.

WE CAN TALK. IT'S QUIETER IN HERE.

CHARLIE, THIS IS THE BEDROOM.

LET'S SIT OVER THERE. I WANT TO TALK.

LET'S GO DOWNSTAIRS.

TOO MUCH NOISE DOWNSTAIRS.

LET'S JUST SIT ON THE BED.

THAT'S A GOOD GIRL.

CHARLIE, DON'T DO THAT.

LET'S GO DOWNSTAIRS.

JUST ONE LITTLE KISS.

DON'T DO THAT!

(POP)

OH HO!

GIVE ME MY GUN! THANK YOU, PARTNER.

WHERE YOU GOING?

ATTENTION!

OH, GOD! JUST FORGET IT, WILL YOU? JUST FORGET IT.

CHARLIE.

KNOCK IT OFF AND HIT THE SACK!

(BARKING)

COOKIE!

(GROWLING)

(BARKING)

(TOILET FLUSHES)

(TOILET STILL FLUSHING)

(TOILET STILL FLUSHING)

(WATER STOPS)

(CRASH)

(DOG BARKING)

(TOILET STARTS FLUSHING)

(BARKING)

(KNOCK ON DOOR)

(KNOCK KNOCK)

WHO'S IN THE HEAD?

(KNOCK KNOCK)

HELP!

HELP! ANYBODY!

PLEASE, COME AND HELP ME.

HONEY?

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

HEY, LITTLE BUDDY!

AMERICAN AID, PARTNER.

HE HAS A HEAP OF JOLLIES WHEREVER HE GOES.

HE'S DROWNING!

HRUNDI, ARE YOU DROWNING?

GREAT LEAPING POLLIWOGS!

THAT LITTLE GAL'S GOT SPUNK.

GET HIM, GAL!

GRAB HIM BY THE WIGWAM. I'LL WAIT HERE FOR YOU.

COME ON, HONEY!

BRING HIM OVER. GET A HOLD OF HIM.

THERE YOU GO. COME ON.

BARTENDER, WE BEEN FISHING.

CAUGHT OURSELVES A LITTLE INJUN.

HERE. HE'LL CATCH COLD.

I DON'T DRINK.

IT'LL DO YOU GOOD. COME ON, COME ON.

RIGHT DOWN THE OLD HATCH.

THAT'LL STRAIGHTEN YOU RIGHT OUT.

YOU'LL FEEL BETTER.

I DON'T DRINK.

JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE.

DID THAT STRAIGHTEN YOU OUT?

HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MORE?

NO. I'M PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT.

OOP! LOOKS LIKE LITTLE BUDDY WENT BYE-BYE.

POOR DARLING. I'M SO SORRY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO,

BUT PERHAPS WE CAN AT LEAST DRY IT OUT FOR YOU.

OH, DEAR! HONESTLY!

THIS TIE LOOKS LIKE A SALAMANDER

DONE GOT STEPPED ON.

OH, HI, HONEY.

IS HE ALL RIGHT?

HE'S JUST WET. GOT SOME DRY DUDS?

OH, SURELY! YES!

I'D SURELY APPRECIATE THAT.

DARLING, PUT THIS ON HIM.

THANK YOU, MA'AM. GET OUT OF THOSE WET CLOTHES.

I LOVE THE WET CLOTHES.

LET'S GO, BUDDY.

FRED, I HAD TO LOAN HIM YOUR TERRY.

HE'S SOAKING WET. THIS IS HERS.

DARLING, DO HURRY.

THE RUSSIANS WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.

THE RUSSIAN?

THE DANCERS, DARLING. THE BALLET.

COME ON, SIDEKICK.

NO, NO!

KELSO, WOULD YOU MIND?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE?

I AM NOT DOING ANYTHING.

YOU'RE WETTING THE BED.

MY CLOTHES ARE WETTING THE BED.

THIS IS THE BIG CHIEF HERE.

BIG CHIEF SPEAK WITH FORKED TONGUE.

TRY TO GET HIS...

I'LL HOLD HIM DOWN.

YOU GET HIS PANTS DOWN.

ALL RIGHT.

I LOVE YOU. I GOT SOMETHING DRY OVER HERE.

LISTEN, LISTEN. YOU TAKE OFF!

HEY, YOU TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES.

NO, NO, NO, NO. IT'S YOUR TURN.

NO, NO, NO!

HAVE YOU GOT HIM?

LOOSEN HIS BELT, KELSO!

I'M TRYING TO!

GET UP OFF THE FLOOR!

I GOT HIM!

HE'S A SLIPPERY LITTLE CRITTER, ISN'T HE?

HERE, NOW. HERE. OH, YOU NAUGHTY MAN.

HERE. PUT THIS ON.

CAN YOU HANDLE IT? I HAVE TO GO DOWNSTAIRS.

ALL RIGHT, BOSS.

I'LL HANDLE IT.

PUT THESE DRY CLOTHES ON.

ALL RIGHT. I WILL PUT THEM ON.

GOOD IDEA.

I GOT TO GET DOWNSTAIRS

BEFORE CONCHITA COOLS OFF.

COME DOWNSTAIRS WITH WET CLOTHES,

I'M GONNA STOMP YOU

AND THE HORSE YOU RIDE IN ON.

BUDDY, PARTNER, BUDDY.

SEE YOU, LITTLE BUDDY.

YOU GOT ME IN THE PANTALOON, PARTNER.

HA, HA, HA! ADIOS!

HOLD ON, CONCHITA! I'M COMING!

ADIOS, PARTNER.

OH, NO.

I DON'T LIKE THESE.

THEY REALLY ARE...

(MICHELE CRYING)

HELLO.

HELLO.

YOU HAVING SOME DIFFICULTY?

NO.

YOU SURE?

WELL...

EXCUSE ME.

YES.

YOU KNOW THAT I DON'T THINK

YOU'RE BEING ENTIRELY HONEST WITH ME.

NO.

AH.

WE HAVE A SAYING IN INDIA.

YES. YES.

WELL?

WELL, WHAT?

(CHUCKLING)

YOU WERE SAYING SOME--

SOMETHING ABOUT A SAYING.

OH, YES. YES.

WHAT IS IT?

"WISDOM IS THE PROVINCE OF THE AGED,

"BUT THE HEART OF A CHILD IS PURE."

THAT'S VERY PRETTY.

I'M NOT SURE I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.

NEITHER DO I.

WHAT DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH ME?

WELL, IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

FOR ONE THING, YOU SEE,

IT STOPPED YOUR CRYING.

IT'S TRUE.

I FEEL BETTER. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

DON'T THANK ME. THANK MY SAYING.

THANK YOU, SAYING.

DO YOU WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER ONE OF MY SAYINGS?

YES.

THIS IS A PARTICULARLY GOOD ONE BECAUSE

IT WILL HELP YOU TO REMEMBER

HOW MANY DAYS THERE ARE IN EACH MONTH.

"30 DAYS HAS SEPTEMBER,

"OCTOBER, JUNE, AND FEBRUARY.

"ALL THE REST GOT 29,

"EXCEPT MY BROTHER, WHO GOT SIX MONTHS."

JUST WHAT I THOUGHT.

I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU.

GO GET YOUR CLOTHES. WE'RE GOING TO LEAVE.

I DON'T THINK SO. YOU CAME WITH ME.

YOU'RE GOING TO LEAVE WITH ME!

NO. DON'T SAY NO TO ME.

GET YOUR STUFF.

MR. DIVOT, PLEASE.

STAY OUT OF THIS.

IT'S HER RIGHT TO REMAIN.

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

IN INDIA, WE DON'T THINK WHO WE ARE.

WE KNOW WHO WE ARE.

YOUMESHUGGE!

I AM NOT YOUR SUGAR!

LOOK, BABY, YOU DECIDE.

YOU WANNA COME WITH ME OR YOU WANNA STAY WITH THIS GUY?

I WANT TO STAY.

YOU'RE GOING TO STAY WITH HIM, HUH?

NOBODY EVER DOES THIS TO ME.

FORGET ABOUT THAT TEST TOMORROW.

YOU'RE FINISHED IN THIS BUSINESS

BEFORE YOU EVEN START!

YOU'RE WIPED OUT! YOU'RE FINISHED!

WELL, THAT WAS A SHORT CAREER,

WASN'T IT?

OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

I BETTER FIND SOMETHING TO PUT ON

AND CALL A CAB.

NO, DON'T CALL A CAB.

STAY AT THE PARTY.

AFTER, I'LL TAKE YOU HOME IN MY THREE-WHEELER MORGAN.

NOW, THAT WOULD BE NICE, BUT I CAN'T STAY.

WHY NOT?

I GOT MYSELF INTO A FUNNY SITUATION.

WHAT? WITH OLD DIVOT? YES.

IS THAT WHY YOU'RE CRYING?

YES. IT'S NOT REALLY HIS FAULT.

HE'S A TERRIBLE MAN.

PLEASE, STAY AT THE PARTY.

LET'S HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME.

I'D LOVE TO,

BUT I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR.

THEY HAVE MILLIONS OF CLOTHES HERE.

I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

WHO GOES THERE? SHH!

MR. BAKSHI AND A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN OF THE WORLD.

THIS LADY URGENTLY NEEDS DRY CLOTHING.

I PERCEIVE YOU'RE THE SAME SIZE.

(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

(SINGING IN RUSSIAN)

MARVELOUS! JUST MARVELOUS.

EVERYONE, LET'S HAVE A TOAST FOR OUR WONDERFUL FRIENDS.

(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)

(MUSIC PLAYS)

WE NEED TO MOVE THE BAR.

WE HAVE TO MOVE THE BAR!

I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT.

FRED, FRED, STOP HIM.

OHHH, FRED!

COME ON. IT'S FINE.

MOLLY, ARE YOU SURE IT'S ALL RIGHT?

YES. WILL YOU PLEASE COME? IT'S FINE.

YOUR MOTHER'S HAVING A PARTY.

CAN YOU THINK OF A BETTER TIME TO SHAKE THEM UP?

YOU DONE SOME PRETTY STUPID THINGS,

BUT THIS...

HI.

HELLO, MOM.

OH, DARLING,

I THOUGHT YOU WERE OUT PROTESTING.

I WANT YOU TO MEET SOME OF MY FRIENDS.

NOT NOW. I'VE GOT ALL THESE WET RUSSIANS.

COME BACK AND I'LL MEET YOUR FRIENDS.

THERE THEY ARE OVER THERE.

AAAAH!

GENERAL, YOUR WIFE JUST FELL IN THE POOL.

GET HER JEWELRY.

MOLLY, WHAT WAS THAT?

AN ELEPHANT.

AN ELEPHANT!

OH, MY GOD!

MOLLY, HOW COULD YOU DO

SUCH A PERFECTLY DREADFUL THING?

LISTEN HERE, YOUNG LADY,

GET THAT ELEPHANT OUT OF THIS HOUSE AT ONCE!

HELLO. HELLO.

HOW ARE YOU?

IS THIS YOUR ELEPHANT?

YES.

YOU'VE DONE A PROPER OLD PAINT JOB ON THIS.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT?

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. WHY?

THIS IS THE SYMBOL OF MY COUNTRY.

DON'T YOU PAINT THEM IN INDIA?

YES, BUT WE DON'T PAINT SLOGANS OVER THEM.

LOOK HERE, HE'S GOT "THE WORLD IS FLAT" ON HIS FOREHEAD,

"SOCRATES EATS HEMLOCK" ON THE SIDE AND

"GO NAKED" ALL OVER HIS BUM.

I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.

WE DIDN'T MEAN TO BE DISRESPECTFUL.

YES, I KNOW, BUT IT'S HUMILIATING.

THEY KNOW, YOU KNOW.

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF AN INDIAN

DREW A MUSTACHE AND BEARD ON YOUR LADY BIRD?

IT'S THE SAME THING, ISN'T IT?

I'M AWFULLY SORRY.

WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST WE DO?

WASH IT OFF.

WASH IT. SCRUB IT.

HEY, GANG, WE'RE GOING TO WASH THE ELEPHANT!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WASH THE ELEPHANT?

HEY, WHERE'S THE SOAP?

THIS IS A KITCHEN!

HOW MANY TIMES I GOT TO TELL YOU,

YOU AIN'T NEVER GOING TO FIND ANYTHING

HALF AS SWEET AS I AM?

WE'RE GOING OUTSIDE. LET'S GO!

ALL RIGHT!

ALL RIGHT!

WASH IT OFF. TAKE IT ALL OFF.

BAKSHI!

I KNEW I KNEW THAT GUY!

I KNEW IT!

(TELEPHONE RINGS)

(RING)

(RING)

(BABBLING)

GIVE ME THE GENERAL.

NO! NO! YOU CAN'T--

WHAT'S GOING ON THERE?

THE EAR.

DO YOU BELIEVE THAT CHILD OF MINE

BRINGING HOME AN ELEPHANT?

ALL RIGHT!

ENOUGH! ENOUGH! WE TAKE HIM OUTSIDE NOW

AND WASH THE SOAP OFF!

WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT AWFUL RACKET IS?

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. I'M NOT FINISHED.

I'VE GOT TO SEE.

OOH!

MOM!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

YOU AND I HAVE GOT TO FIND SOMEPLACE

TO BE ALONE.

SAVE THE PAINTINGS!

MOM, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

(SOBBING)

DAMN FOOL.

GET THE PAINTINGS. DON'T STAND THERE.

GET THE PAINTINGS.

I'VE NEVER BEEN...

CERTAINLY HAVING OUR TROUBLES, AREN'T WE?

LOOK AT ME...

I HAVE NEVER, EVER IN ALL MY LIFE...

I HAVE NEVER...

NOT THAT ONE, YOU IDIOT!

JUST THE GOOD STUFF!

GET THIS STUFF OUT OF HERE.

TURN ON THE AIR CONDITIONING. I'LL NEVER MAKE IT.

THE CONTROL'S IN THE MASTER BEDROOM.

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)

* THE PARTY IS GROOVY, AND EVERYONE LOSES CONTROL

* YEAH

* OUR MINDS FLY AWAY

* AS THE BAND STARTS TO PLAY, WE ROCK 'N' ROLL

* COME ON, BABY, LISTEN TO ME HERE NOW

* NO TIME FOR MEDITATION

* JUST FEEL THE WILD VIBRATIONS

* WE'LL LEARN SOME NEW SENSATIONS

* TONIGHT

* ALL NIGHT LONG

* ALL NIGHT LONG

* YEAH!

* THE PARTY GOES CRAZY

* AS WE SEE THE NIGHT TURN INTO DAY

* YEAH!

* AND THAT'S WHEN YOU'LL FIND

* YOUR INHIBITED MIND HAS FLOWN AWAY

* COME ON, BABY, LISTEN TO ME HERE NOW

* WE'LL SWING TILL WE'RE INSANE HERE

* EASY TO BLOW YOUR BRAIN HERE

* THAT'S WHY WE'LL ALL REMAIN HERE TONIGHT

* ALL NIGHT LONG

* ALL NIGHT LONG

* ALL NIGHT LONG

* ALL NIGHT LONG

JUST A MINUTE, SIR.

LOOK, I'M C.S. DIVOT, THE PRODUCER.

I'M A FRIEND OF MR. CLUTTERBUCK'S.

I GOTTA TELL HIM SOMETHING RIGHT AWAY, ALL RIGHT?

DIVOT, "D."

WHAT'S WITH THE AMBULANCE HERE?

HEY, WHAT'S WITH THE AMBULANCE?

HEY, LET'S GO STRUGGLE IN THE STRAW, HUH?

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?

AAAH!

HA, HA, HA!

DO YOU BELIEVE IT? THIS PARTY ISN'T OVER.

HEY, GENERAL!

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THE HELL IT GOT STARTED.

GENERAL, I GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

ALICE, BABY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

DO YOU FEEL BETTER? OH, I'M FINE.

I'M GOING TO BE IN THE AQUACADE.

THAT'S NICE. DON'T DROP HER.

CONGRESSMAN, MRS. DUNPHY,

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU--

IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT.

CALL ME IF THERE'S ANYTHING I CAN DO.

MR. CLUTTERBUCK...

MAY I APOLOGIZE TO YOU FOR THE DISCOMFORT.

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

GENERAL, IT'S HIM.

WHO? BAKSHI!

THE IDIOT WHO BLEW UP THE LOCATION!

AAAH!

GENERAL, YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY!

AFTER THEM!

COME HERE.

HEY, LITTLE BUDDY, HOLD ON A MINUTE.

HERE'S ONE OF MY OLD STETSONS.

HERE'S AN AUTOGRAPHED PICTURE OF ME AND MY HORSE.

* NOTHING TO LOSE

* IF WE ARE WISE

* AND NOT EXPECTING

* RAINBOW-COLORED SKIES

* NOT RIGHT AWAY

* NOTHING TO LOSE

* IT MIGHT BE FUN

* NO TALK OF SPENDING LIFETIMES

* IN THE SUN

WELL, THIS IS WHERE I LIVE.

YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL HOME.

I WOULD ASK YOU TO COME UP,

BUT IT'S A LITTLE LATE.

OR EARLY. I DON'T KNOW.

ANYWAY, I HAVE TO GET BACK TO FEED APU.

APU? YES, MY MONKEY.

OH, THAT'S A LOVELY NAME... FOR A MONKEY, ANYWAY.

HE'S USED TO IT BY NOW.

I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT

I ENJOYED MYSELF VERY MUCH LAST NIGHT.

I DID, TOO.

ESPECIALLY, I THOUGHT YOUR SONG

WAS VERY BEAUTIFUL.

YOU DID? YES.

THANK YOU.

GOOD-BYE.

GOOD-BYE.

OH, HERE'S YOUR HAT.

OH, LOOK, UM... YOU KEEP IT.

BUT YOU MAY NEED IT.

NO. I'D LIKE YOU TO KEEP IT.

ALL RIGHT.

IF YOU THINK THAT YOU SHOULD WANT IT

OR NEED IT SOMETIMES...

WELL, IF I NEED IT, I COULD ALWAYS COME,

PERHAPS, AND PICK IT UP.

THAT WOULD BE VERY NICE.

WHEN WOULD YOU BE AVAILABLE

FOR ME TO PICK UP MY HAT?

MAYBE NEXT WEEK.

I'LL COME AND GET IT THEN.

O.K.

I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE MY HAT BACK.

GOOD-BYE. BYE-BYE