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[Music]

Damn hockey pads!

[Grunting]

Hyah!

Let's play a game...You win, I'll give you a free hit.

[Joker Laughs]

Oh I love charades! Alright guess who I am, guess who I am.

Oh, come on! I'll even give you a hint! He's a birdy just like you...

No!? Well well, time's up, you lose!

Four!

My turn!

[Jason spits

Oh no that's just rude...

At least the old "Boy Blunder" had some manners...

You know, I knew you were a murdering psychopath...

...But you went too far.

Too far? Since when was there a line? Was there a limit?

Was there a limit? No? No!

How can I go too far if there's no limit? Besides!

I've killed so many people...

Surely you don't expect me to remember the face of every single one?

[Joker Laughs]

You wanna hear something funny?

I know you'll get a kick out of this.

You were always my favorite.

[Joker grunts]

Why sure, you've got big, brooding Batman. "I'm vengeance." Bullshit.

BORING!

And then there's Batgirl, whatever the hell happened to her...

And there's Nightwing, pfft! What a tight ass!

But no, you... There's something different about you.

You've got this passion, this fire, sitting right behind your eyes, I can see it!

You know what I'm talking about, but you always try to fight it! It's pathetic.

Yeah? (Yeah...)

Is this pathetic?

(Knife skids away)

Well, as much fun as it is to dance with you birdy-boy,

Your boss, well... He really pissed me off.

Now it's time for me to return the favor...

[Music]

Cock-a-doodle doo! Oh wait, wrong bird..

bed now where do you think you're going huh the part is just getting

started where the hell am I that's not how this works I know how this

works you do yeah I do you see Batman's probably on his way here right now you

know what that means when he gets here you're going to get the ass beaten of a

lifetime now that's is but you see there's just one tiny tiny little problem with that

plan of yours oh yeah you see the Batman much like yourself has no idea where here

is oh come on what do you take me for lire this isn't my first

rodeo kid I knew that little belt of yours would have led the bat right to

us you think that will stop him he's tearing the city apart right now looking for me poor

sweet boy so naive you really think he's coming for you don't you you put too much faith in him

yeah well you're a psychopath why thank you now enough chitchat let's see [Music] een

no you think torturing information atem is going to work you've reached

an alltime level of stupid oh birdy boy lesson number one everyone talks lesson

number two not everything is about getting information sometimes it's about sending a

message

how about we play a little game this little piggy went to the market This

Little Piggy stayed home and this little piggy

cried all the way home oh with all these nails I clearly should have gone with the

hammer is that the best you got cuz that's the best you got we're going to be here all

day someone's still waiting for the big man to come and save

him oh or maybe you've already realized that he's not

coming how about a joke to cheer you up what do you call a belt made of watches

a waste of

time how about another joke

huh my grief counselor just died in a car accident but he did such a good

job I don't even care oh come on you can laugh at that it's funny

I'm on fire...

Here's Joker!

[Joker laughs]

[Whistling]

[Music] Wakey-wakey, eggs and bakey.

Time for your breakfast, sunshine.

Just say it. Don't be such a pussy.

Admit it! And this will all be over.

He's not coming to save you.

SAY. HE'S. NOT. COMING.

He's...

Sorry, what was that lamb-chop? Can you speak up for me?

He's not coming.

Now was that so hard?

(to camera) You see, Bats? The kid ain't yours anymore.

He's mine, mine, mine...

You just hang out here and I'll be right back.

Don't go anywhere...

[Joker laughs]

[Machine sounds]

Kiss the ground for me, pumpkin.

And now ladies and gentleman, the moment we've all been waiting for...

The grand finale!

Who's been a bad birdy?

Ope! I missed a spot!

[Music]

[Music]

[Joker giggles]

See you in hell, kid.