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- You look...
- twelve.

I look like I'm 12.

I didn't even know this was possible.

To regress this far. Become a child.

I'm still me.

Just like when you changed.

You were still you inside.

Yeah, I know.

We can't afford to be
emotional right now.

We don't have time to
mess around with that.

We need to move.

- Where?
- To stop him. I'm not just gonna give up.

Cooper, look at yourself.

You'll trip over your goddamn trousers
before you can even draw your gun.

- Give it to me.
- What?

My gun. Let's go.

I won't stay like this.

I'll grow up one day.

Right?

Well, maybe this is a gift, you know?

Maybe you can just say screw it
and start your life again from scratch.

Knowing everything that you do now.

That would be a gift, right?

- Tequila, please. Neat.
- You got it.

- Boyfriend got a poopy diaper?
- Fuck you.

I'm sorry.

- I really am.
- Here you go, ma'am.

I just find this all
inexplicable and fucking…

Terrifying.

So I joke.

How is he?

He's tired and wanted
to lay down for a bit.

- He doesn't have any pubic hair.
- One less thing to worry about.

I don't have any.

- Can't blame him.
- This shit can't be permanent, right?

Stop asking me shit like that. How
the fuck am I supposed to know?

Calm down. Calm down.
We have to strategize.

Are we still going for it?

Fuck yes, we are.

We just need to get our
shit together and move.

Right.

Then what the fuck is the plan?

I say we call Diana. Get his location.

Use her and his wife, who
apparently hates him, to breach access.

Then we slit his fucking throat.

Stop this. Stop what
happened to us, and now Coop,

who's been dealt the most fucked-up
hand of all. How does that sound?

Yeah, I fuck with that.

God, I love it when a
plan comes together.

Obesity and advanced
diabetes were threatening my life

and my legs.

I was told amputation was in my future.

I'm living my best life.

After a life filled with
antidepressants… no.

…I became a cop to help me cope…

Hey, I thought this shit
wasn't dropping till tomorrow.

Cursed by my family genes.

Until now.

What is this?

We're too late.

Is this a joke? This is crazy.

No need to consult a doctor. Protector
boosters are approved for everyone.

Need help cleaning up your gooey sac

or a soothing voice to hold you
through those beautiful sweats?

Visit the beauty website to find
the package that's right for you.

- Don-don't do it.
- Stop. It's fine. God.

You told me it needed
another week to heal.

I need to see my new fucking nose.

Go outside if you're
gonna be such a Karen.

God! I can't.

- Does it hurt?
- Yes, it fucking hurts.

What the fuck?

Are you okay?

Look at this.

- It looks great.
- This is not a Kendall jenner.

I showed that fucking butcher,
like, 50 classic kjen shots, and this,

this is what the best in montclair
comes up with for seven fucking grand?

Do you know how many
summers I saved up for this?

How can you even tell with all
the swelling and the bruising?

You remember in second
grade, I broke my collarbone.

We both thought I was
gonna be lopsided for life.

Update. I'm not.

- Stop.
- Why? It's already fucked-up.

No curve.

No point.

- All I see is my fucking dad.
- Ruthie...

no one wants to make out with a
chick with the face of a contractor.

- Relax, you're gonna make it worse.
- It's throbbing.

Look, I'm not insane.

I let go of our vogue cover
dreams long, long ago.

But, like…

This was all part of a plan.

I only applied to out-of-state
schools for a reason.

I can't continue the next stage of my
life being the same sad tomboy ruthie

with a big fucking beak.

I need to launch a new version of me.

A beautiful me.

I feel it too.

You know how hard it
is for me to find jeans

that give my ass a boost
and hide my extra squish?

But you are more than your nose.

You are amazing, and you will
do amazing things no matter what.

You are beautiful.

Got it?

Fuck. One second.

My god.

Obesity and advanced
diabetes were threatening my life

and my legs… visit the
beauty website to find

the package that's right for you.

…amputation was in my future.

But not anymore thanks to the beauty…

long ago, we were forced to
leave our best selves behind.

After a life filled with antidepressants

and crummy therapists…

Cursed by my family genes.

Need help cleaning up your gooey sac…

Get jabbed and feel fab today.

Aging, illness, no nursing home.

I can't even remember my own name…

No need to consult a doctor.

Get jabbed and feel fab today.

Hey, cunt.

Yeah, you. Remember me?

I know. I got the shot.

That's right.

And now I have a better rack, ass,
and Mark wyler won't stop liking my posts.

No fucking way.

Fight! Fight!

Enjoy the view, bitch!

Look at you! Look at me!

I won!

I'm gonna kill you all!

What the hell just happened?

Tina castle just whooped
Kallie hanigan's ass.

Tina with the front butt and training bra?

She got the shot.

She got the beauty.

What?

She's stunning.

Yeah.

And that side is called the hypotenuse.

To find that, use a simple little formula
called… …the pythagorean theorem

which, of course, as
you can see on the board,

is a squared, plus b
squared equals c squared.

Send the nurse to room 216. Now.

Hold him so he doesn't hurt
his head. This is epilepsy.

Grab his feet.

He took something. What did he take?

- Joe, he took something. What did he take?
- Nothing. I swear.

We can't help him if you don't
tell me. You're his best friend.

He told me he got the shot this morning.

This is the beauty?

Despite his shocking transformation,

the president says it is
the best he's ever felt.

Declaring this a new
pharmaceutical fountain of youth

and a modern-day scientific miracle.

On his way to marine one,

he declared that he felt and
looked so much younger that, quote,

"along with running for a third term,

I'm also going to run
for a fourth and a fifth,"

end quote.

Byron forst is a genius,

I look forward to hanging the
medal of freedom around his neck…

That stuff's really everywhere.

…when he's at the
white house next week.

Before leaving on his
trip to a NATO conference,

the president revealed that every member
of his cabinet has been given the drug

and cleared the way for
emergency use authorization.

With further federal backing, full
fda approval is immediately in effect…

Whatever this is.

…as questions about the
nature of its clinical trials remain.

Well,

at least the president doesn't
look like an octogenarian.

Thank you very much, Angela.

That was minutes ago
from the white house.

We'll have more daily
headlines right after the break.

We're gonna need to talk to her.

Fight! Fight!

I'm living my best life.

Okay, guys, I did it. It's done.

I got the beauty shot…

…at the pop-up at Christopher
street one hour ago. Yes.

And, yes, I jumped the line.

Yes, I had the sponsorship,

but I was a little afraid, and I just

took the leap.

And news flash, it didn't hurt at all.

And everybody at the pop-up
was so nice and so welcoming.

And just like the friendly nurse said,

I am starting to develop a fever.

But apparently that is totally normal.

OMG, I am so excited!

Follow and like and watch
part two for the results.

Keep clicking for the big reveal.

You guys.

Okay, so I just looked in the
mirror, and do I have abs now?

And is my jawline really this snatched?

And can I finally fit into this
fucking sherbet-colored speedo?

Is this real life?

My god.

Dinner's ready.

What's the matter?

- Nothing. Why?
- Your mom worked hard

- to make a nice meal for you.
- Terry.

- It's true.
- I'm just not that hungry, okay?

What's the rule?

How is she? That kind
of surgery is not fun.

She's healing, but she's
gonna look amazing.

So is Mickey Larson.

Mickey Larson got a nose job?

No, mom, he got the beauty.

I watched him spaz and start changing
right in the middle of math class.

Jesus Christ. Really?

Everyone's doing it, and…

The ones who haven't will soon enough.

All right. I know it seems
that way now, but just wait.

No. I always wait. I really want this.

More than anything.

Bella, why on earth would you
say such a thing? You are so cute.

I do not want to be cute,

especially now when everyone
else is going to be that fucking hot.

Look, I get it.

Okay? This is the hot
new thing, and you want in.

I begged my folks for a bowflex
when I was in high school.

- You know how many times I used that?
- Just eat well,

- keep getting on your bike…
- you guys are such hypocrites.

You think I don't see
that shit in the fridge?

Ozempic is different. I was
on the verge of heart disease.

You're experimenting with
off-label diabetes meds.

A doctor prescribed it. It's
a medical treatment, honey.

Please. Did the doctor also prescribe

those tight new jeans you
love strolling around in?

I see that smile when
you get a double take.

Bella!

Don't talk to your mother that way.

Look, there is nothing wrong with
wanting to look good, feel good,

but there's more to life and more
to you than the chase for perfection.

Perfection?

Two summers ago, we spent every
weekend visiting gram in the home,

and she didn't know who any of us were.

Uncle Richie, two kinds of cancer,

and the beauty can stop that and
make me feel better about myself.

- I mean, you guys should want this too.
- I have to say I am shocked, Bella.

Look, where is my sweet girl?

Do you even know the
first thing about this?

- Like what it does?
- Yes, that's why I want it.

It's irreversible, Bella.

And we're starting to hear about all
these different kinds of side effects.

Yeah. Mutations, comas,

disfigurement, ignition ketosis.
Have you heard about that?

Stop. That's like a
minuscule number of people.

Only 5% of cases so far.

That's nothing. The odds of
me getting hit by a bus are higher.

Okay, that's not what I'm hearing.

And even 5%, 7%, is that
a risk that you want to take?

If I got a 95% on my research paper,
you guys would be shitting yourself

- with happiness!
- That's enough.

It's thousands of dollars
that we don't have.

And neither do you. End of discussion.

You guys don't think I
can get five, ten grand?

I get good grades, I play
soccer, my clothes are fine.

No one makes fun of me or bothers me.

Sounds great, right?

It's because no one even knows I exist.

I'm like a ghost just drifting
through life no one can see,

and I don't want to live like that anymore.

Dad, what about the risk
of living a life unfulfilled,

of wondering if more is possible?

That's what scares me.

And now there's finally an out for
me a-and people who feel like me.

I turn 18 in a week.

I don't need permission anymore.

You guys told me to follow
my dreams and passions

and to do what makes
me happy, and this is it.

I want to be the best version of
me. I want to finally be beautiful.

Bella.

You guys don't fucking
understand anything!

'Sup, bel?

Hi.

You're usually more excited
for lunch with your bestie.

Mazel, bitch, it's me.

Wow.

Holy shit.

What do you think?

- You really solved your nose problem.
- Right?

My god.

Do I not look devastating?

How and-and when?

Over the weekend.

I gave Ben and Sarah the sob
story pitch about the botched nose job,

and the parentals caved.

- Really?
- Yeah, really.

I don't know if it's, like, them feeling bad

about putting me on Adderall when I was
ten or if they just genuinely know, like,

how important this time in my life is,

but they ponied up for
the full poke treatment.

What's that?

The full platinum concierge experience.

First, there was Conor.
Talk about a warm welcome.

Welcome, ruthie. I'll be your
chaperone for your treatment today.

Bel, this guy was fucking hot,

and he was a real beauty.

We're pretty chill here.

Just whatever you do,
don't call me "nurse."

Those are for doctors and hospitals
and negative energy institutions,

and this is not that.

My only purpose is to gently
guide you to your best self.

Whenever you're ready. No rush.

The paperwork must
have been a nightmare.

Not when your parents pay 20 grand.

Welcome, ruthie.

There was, like, one stupid form.

I don't even know what it
said, but it was probably fine.

Thank you. Please
proceed to your treatment.

A tonic to help cleanse
and balance the body.

We believe it makes the change easier.

It was like the best spa
day ever on steroids.

They had everything.
Juices. Tonics. Aromatherapy.

I hate to say it.

You remember Stacy's instas from Bali?

Dude, it was like that.
Some real white lotus shit.

I'll step out while you get
into your transformation robe.

Take your time.

And then they gave me the shot.

Lay back.

Ready?

- Did it hurt?
- No.

Isn't that so weird? I kept waiting
for it to hurt, and it just never did.

And I don't know if that's because
I was with Conor and I was, like,

totally smitten on him,

or maybe I'm just used to it now
'cause of all the stupid covid stuff,

but I seriously would
have let Conor stab me,

like, a thousand times if he wanted to.

All set.

Thank you.

Follow me to your no-harm experience.

After that, they took
me to this room, right?

Sure, totally normal,
except there was no furniture.

- Just floor-to-ceiling cashmere padding.
- My god.

It, like, looked and felt like heaven.

I'm telling you, bel, this
place was fucking legit.

We're gonna be right here, ruthie.

And as if Conor wasn't
enough to keep me happy,

in walks another hottie,
and I started sweating.

- Because of the guy?
- That's what I thought.

Turns out that's just the
beginning of the treatment.

Just relax. We've got you.

They said I took, like, three hours,

but because they spritzed my
dose with some kind of, like, benzo,

I was able to just…
…sleep right through it.

I just went in,

took a little nap.

I woke up three hours later and…

…I looked like this.

Oof!

Wow. How…

How-how does it feel?

Incredible, but also, like, super weird.

I don't know, it's hard to explain.

You just have to
experience it for yourself.

It's like magic.

Wait,

I gotta show you these.

- You look hot!
- Wait, look at this one.

Yeah, I am hot, I know.

Yeah, that's me. That's also me.

My god. I'm dead.

Looks like you finally got that
reboot you always talked about.

I know, and just in time too.

Like, fuck nose jobs and thread lifts.

This is how you start college.

Like, I get to go in there

the best version of me.

And I don't know about Northwestern.
Like, maybe I need to go somewhere else.

Somewhere beachier
and, like, sexier, like Miami.

Or even, like, Hawaii?

Yeah, but y-you want to be a
journalist. That's why you're going there.

Things are different now.

And I think I want to be a model.

Wow.

- Wow.
- What do you think?

I… I am insanely jealous, obviously.

I'm very excited for you.

It's just,

when you're off in Paris

running around on
photo shoots and stuff,

just don't forget about me,

- okay?
- What are you talking about?

You're literally gonna be there with me.

You think I would do this
and not think about you?

How long have we been best friends?

Forever.

- Duh.
- Duh.

When I was leaving, Conor stopped me.

You're one of the lucky ones.

This experience isn't
attainable or affordable for most,

but there is another way for
people to at least get a dose.

So if you knew of anyone,

I can help.

He said he can help people

that can't get it the normal way.

What do you think?

Is it legal?

- "Is it legal?"
- Okay, sorry.

So what's your holdup?

Just, did anyone say
anything about side effects?

Yeah.

They did mention, like,
a tidal wave of hot dick,

and you'll probably get asked to prom,

- like, way more times than you can count.
- Ruthie.

Be so for real.

- What?
- Is there anything crazy

- that could happen, like… like dying?
- No. No.

No, they did not warn
me that I might die.

Okay?

If you want, I can ask
when I go get my booster.

And you have to get boosters for life?

Like, what happens if I stop taking one?

What happens if my dad stops
taking his Lipitor or his Lexapro?

You want to talk about side effects.

This is what was best for me, and…

I think it could be what's best for you too.

Call him.