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We're going to give you all of our love.

Mmm, bottle number two.

There we go.

Are you ready?

Can you have a glass?

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, I'm so excited.

Here?

Watch movies, relax,

popcorn.

Remember when we used to do the oogies?

Yeah. Well, without the wine.

With my brother still living with me, it really feels like I'm still a kid.

Do you need to be home?

I don't know. We won't run into him hanging out in my room.

I think he's kind of hot.

Shut up. That's so gross.

You've got the most beautiful smile.

It was fun going to the club last weekend.

It's like pulling teeth trying to get guys to even talk to us. I mean, I

30 last weekend and I feel like my pussy's garbage.

Your pussy is not garbage.

It's not just me.

I do, too.

Any woman over 30, you go to a checkout line at the grocery

store, and you just, you, all these magazines just looking you right

in the face. Like, how to lure a man, how to, how to kiss, like,

101, cuddling 101, the 100 sex tips, and the comments interviewing some

teenage celebrities.

And the college women talking about how to catch a man, how to have sex with a

man, and then how to keep your relationship happy.

God forbid. You're single past 30 and your pussies are fired and

you just don't want it anymore.

You're being ridiculous.

You want to go to the club right now? I'll prove you wrong.

Hell no. We're not leaving here. We're on our second bottle of wine.

Besides.

How are you going to prove me wrong?

I'm going to take you to the club, and we're going to go out on the dance

Just like last time?

No, not like last time.

We're going to dance really close and really sexy.

I'm going to brush your hair back like this and kiss your lips.

I'm not gay.

I'm not gay either, but this is what we need to get guys to look at us.

No, I just need to wear a dress above my knee.

It seemed to work back then.

Well, let me show you how to kiss you on the dance floor, you know, for

practice. And be really hot.

Okay.

Only if your brother judges.

No. It's just acting.

Okay.

Robbie!

Oh, Robbie.

What's up?

I'm going to kiss your sister.

It's just acting. But we want to know if we were at a club on the dance floor.

If you would think we were sexy.

Okay. My sister would love that. She's such a lesbo.

Bobby!

True, dude.

Oh, okay. I'm sorry.

Go ahead.

No, not sitting. We gotta pretend like we're at the club. Come on.

Stand up.

Come on, just dance. Just imagine.

The music is loud.

Too loud.

Your vibrates are inside.

I don't... I don't... I don't know.

The music is too loud.

The music is too loud. I can't hear you.

Hmm.

Be shy.

Do you want to dance?

Yeah.

You need to stop.

Yes, push it up.

Why don't we all sleep together?

It's a big enough bed.

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