All language subtitles for S05E11 - The First Time

You have the power to make us both
happy.

Stop kidding around.

No, I'm not kidding.

Don't you think you're making a big deal
out of nothing?

You

and

Jesse never... Jesse doesn't even
register with anyone but you.

You ever go near Jesse again?

I'll rip your arms off.

The emotions that I feel I wouldn't
really

be

Inside Myself Inside Your Love

Have you seen how you brought

me outside myself, inside

your love, where I'm free to be me, to
let go,

outside myself, inside your

love.

my soul now I love losing control

I've come home

I wasn't exactly happy either.

Yeah, but you have the power to make us
both happy.

Stop kidding around.

No, I'm not kidding.

I mean, seriously, we've been going
together almost a year now.

Eleven months and twelve days, but who's
counting, right?

Well, I gotta go.

See you later.

Oh, Miss Sherwood.

So what do you think of our new
principal?

He seems very nice.

Oh, yes, he does.

It's just such a shame.

Mrs. Berg, if I give you ten dollars,
will you tell me what you're talking

about? Well, it's just that he is such a
nice man, and he has been having the

most awful run of bad luck lately.

Mrs. Berg, would you call my insurance
company, please, and ask them what the

blue book is on a 67 Chevelle?

But you don't own a 67 Chevelle.

No, but the guy I hit does.

I just know he's going to make a real
big case.

Did I pay my premium?

Oh, I'm sure you did.

What a bet he didn't.

Miss Chapman, please.

What did I do?

You're being depressed too well.

I mean, for what you and Jesse had a
fight, all couples are gonna fight. But

it's intense.

How intense?

Intense. Shh.

I mean, you and Jesse never... Shh.

Well, Nicole, what are you gonna do
about it?

Miss Tyler, would you care to share your
problem with the rest of the class?

Well, it's really not my problem.

It's Nicole's.

Yo, Donald, man, what do you think of
that new girl?

Oh, what's she doing now? You know that
Reggie chick?

She's kind of cute, man. I'm thinking of
asking her to the Sadie Hawkins dance.

You can't ask her. She has to ask you.
That's why they call it the Sadie

dance. The girls ask the boys.

So now just ask her to ask me.

You'll remember there's one thing that
concerns me.

What's that?

She may be funnier than me.

What did I do?

You were there, you know.

Don't you think you're making a big deal
out of nothing?

You know, if you want to be a stand -up
comedian, you're going to have to

lighten up.

Did you see that?

I'm too old.

She may not be funnier than you, but
she's definitely tough.

So, Douglas.

So, Donovan.

Give all the girls in school a manature.

Oh, yeah?

That's the story they're giving you?

Women.

Cute.

What's that supposed to mean?

Come on, Donovan. You're a big boy.
Figure it out.

You want to live in school with these
chicks?

Aren't you?

Me? Yeah, of course. What do you think?

Chicks dig me.

Me too, babe.

You don't think I score?

I score plenty.

Plenty.

Johnny, you guys can talk about men
scoring.

What are you talking about, man? You're
going steady.

Did you see the way she was flaunting
herself at him?

They were only dancing, Nicole.

I've seen dancing.

That was flaunting.

Okay, so what? She was flaunting with
him. Lots of girls flaunt with Jesse. I

myself flaunted once.

Before I met you, of course.

Hi, Deathy.

Hi.

Wow, that was beautiful.

I didn't know you played the recorder.

Yeah.

Well, it's kind of medieval.

Reminds me of knights and ladies of the
court.

Romantic stuff like that.

It's kind of dumb, huh?

No, no, no, it's not dumb at all.

Actually, it was very nice.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt
you or anything. I was just going to

on my solo for the variety show. No, you
didn't disturb me.

I'll get out of your way.

No. I mean, you're not in my way.

Different now. Jesse's vulnerable.

Something I don't know. It's nothing
serious. Nothing except our entire

relationship is on the line. You're
imagining things.

Stop. Jesse doesn't even register with
anyone but you.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Jesse.

Oh, thank you. Hi.

Listen, what happened yesterday, I don't
think it should happen again.

Yeah, me neither.

Then you're going out with Nicole.

I feel bad.

Yeah, me too.

Like they say in Casablanca, it's just a
kiss.

So we're going to leave it at that,
okay?

Okay.

Great.

It was my one big investment.

All the money I had in the world.

Well, I guess there has to be one
computer company that fails.

Are you all right, Mr. Virenforth?

I'm fine.

I think he's being very brave in the
face of it all.

The only giveaway is an occasional
nervous twitch.

Why is he limping?

Well, he was sitting in his trailer the
other day, and the lock is broken on the

door. So it kept falling open.

And this big dog came in and bit him
right on the leg. Wouldn't let go for 20

minutes. Oh, it was a vicious attack.

Maybe he can sue the owner of the dog to
pay for the lawsuit he's going to get

from the owner of the Blue Chevelle.

Well, that would be nice.

Except that Mr.

Dierenforth is the owner of the dog.
He's had him since he was a pup.

You shouldn't have made your goal.

I didn't mind.

Come on, Jesse, you hated it.

Well, I mean, a one -woman anti -nuclear
show.

And I hate bombs as much as the next
guy.

I guess that's why I hated it.

Well, just that it was a mom's friend,
you know? I said I didn't mind.

No, I can't do anything right. Nicole!

I know that was a dumb thing to say.

It's just... You go.

No, you.

Well, I was just going to say that, you
know, a few months ago we would have

laughed at all of this.

Yeah. Listen, do you want to, like, go
get some coffee or something?

I don't know. We already talked.

I don't know.

I don't really feel like calling you.

Unless you do.

No.

I guess I'll just go home, then.

Okay. I'll call you again.

Taxi!

Jesse?

What?

So

Jesse

hasn't called you in a couple of days.
That's no big deal. I used to call her

every night.

Well, what did he say about her? Have
you talked to him? He said that he's

busy. Well, maybe he has been busy.

Yeah, right.

What's Jesse got to be so busy about?

Well, apparently... I don't know. It
could be anything.

You want to know what I think? I think
that Jesse... Look, if you guys really

need me, I'll be over at the mirror
putting my makeup on, okay?

Think maybe we hurt her feelings? Yeah,
I think maybe we came on a little too

strong.

I feel bad for her, Dusty, but when a
guy says that he's been too busy, it

usually means that he's losing interest,
doesn't it?

Well, I don't think so.

But in general, when a guy says he's
been too busy to call you, 99 % of the

it means he's pulling out of the
relationship.

But if I stop and close my eyes, I see
you in my mind.

Never show the way I feel Always in
control

In a world of push and shove It's the
way to go

When the pressure's building

things haven't been going that good
between us for the past two weeks and I

don't know what to do. Because of me. I
didn't say that. You didn't have to.

It just seems so natural.

I know it does.

A lot of times it's just as difficult
for me as it is for you.

So then why do you hold back?

I don't know.

Because we're young.

Because we could be making a mistake
because things could change between us.

Things are already changing between us.

I know.

I don't know.

It just seems to me like you're making
such a big deal out of this, you know? I

mean, other kids in school... Oh, Jeffy,
I really wonder how many other kids.

Well, there just comes a time in a
relationship where things either move

or they stop growing.

So maybe it's time we stopped seeing
each other for a while.

Maybe.

So I guess that's it, huh?

I guess so.

I'll see you around.

See you.

Jesse.

Is it really that easy for you just to
walk away?

I just don't want us to start hurting
each other, that's all.

Neither do I.

Take care of yourself.

You too.

Would you like my rice pudding?

Reggie, if I wanted rice pudding, I
would have gotten my own.

Well, you may not have been thinking.

Look, guys, I really appreciate your
concern, but can you go back to treating

like a normal human being?

Sure. Well, of course, don't mind that.
I mean, what are you trying to see into

this horrendous ordeal?

You did the right thing. I agree.

There's nothing else to do. You have no
choice, girl. Can we change the subject,

please?

Good idea.

What we need is a game plan. Yeah.

You know, the best thing we can do for
you is to get you back into circulation.

No, wait a minute. I've only been broken
up with Jesse for a week.

I've got too much respect for him to
start going out so soon.

Any chance the two of you might be
getting back together?

Things don't look too good.

I guess it wouldn't be breaking the code
of growth then if I asked you to the

Teddy Harkins dance.

Well, you know, I'd love to.

But, I mean, we've only been broken up
for about a week.

I don't know, it just seems like there
should be a period of mourning

you know what I mean?

Yeah.

Yeah, I understand.

Maybe next year.

Kate?

Let's do it.

Great.

I think it's time I grew up.

and got myself a date for the Sadie
Hawkins dance.

Me? You want me to take you to Sadie
Hawkins dance? Uh -huh.

Would you pinch me?

Is that a yes?

No.

No, but you seem so happy.

I am happy.

I'm ecstatic. Come on. To think Nicole
Chapman, beautiful, mysterious,

unattainable, wants me, Danny Amatulo,
simple, humble, and easy to get to, to

a date. So what's the problem?

The problem is the code of the guys. You
know, the one -year rule.

The one -year rule? I never heard of
that.

Well, that's when one guy can't go out
with another guy's girl until they've

been broken up for a year.

Thanks.

Hey, you know, we can meet in Jersey.

Never mind, Danny.

Gee, Nicole, I'd love to, but even if I
didn't adhere by the one -year rule,

there is a six -month rule, and I'd have
to be a real lowlife to break that.

The six -month rule?

Yeah, when a guy and a girl's going
together for over four months.

Four months? I thought you said it was
the six -month rule.

It gets a little complicated. You see,
when a guy and a girl's going out for

over four months, a guy's friend could
ask her out after six months, providing,

and this is the key, that there's been
no prior relationship between the friend

and the girl.

And you gotta keep your date secret, of
course, right?

What are they, give you guys a rule book
at birth?

You know, there is one all the way
around this.

There is?

Can meet in Jersey.

Look, it's not the year rule or the six
-month rule.

The truth of it is, Nicole, I'm afraid
that if I go to the Sadie Hawkins dance

with you, Jesse will beat me up.

That's okay, Dwight. I understand.

I can't even get a date with Mendenhall.

That settles it. I am just untouchable.

I wouldn't be so sure.

You've got to be kidding me.

All you've got to do is keep him in a
public place.

Well, what about the one you rule?

Yeah, Joe Douglas is famous for his
ethics.

I think I got myself a date.

Yo, man, how can you be sitting on a keg
of dynamite like that and you ain't

even gonna tell us about it? It's not a
keg of dynamite, man. We're just

friends. The girl doesn't ask you to do
the Sadie Hawkins dance unless you give

her some encouragement.

What's up with you, guy?

What's up with me?

What's up with me?

I'll tell you.

I was in the cafeteria, you know, kind
of making eyes at Kate from across the

room, you know, subtly letting her know
that I wouldn't mind at all if she asked

me to do the dance. Yeah?

So I eased up next to her. Sort of
looked the other way because I didn't

look too eager, right? Right. So?

So I hear a sweet tone of a female voice
saying, Chris, would you like to go to

the dance with me?

And me being Mr. Cool, you know, without
even looking back, I say, yeah.

Yo, what do I got to lose?

Oh, God, man, how many times do I have
to tell you? You're supposed to look at

them first. It gets worse, Amatulo.

It's not until I hear, hey, I got a
date. Do I realize I'm not Kate at all?

It's Mary Ann Kaczynski.

Oh, tough break.

So funny, Douglas.

You, man, getting stuck with a pooch
like Marianne Kaczynski.

Oh, yeah?

And what gorgeous creature nailed you?

You creme de la creme, man.

You can call it chaffing.

Some girls have all the luck.

It's amazing what they've done with the
cafeteria.

I mean, to think that just a few hours
ago this was assumed a major food fight.

I think I stepped on a hamburger over
there.

Stepped on a hamburger. What a sense of
humor, beauty, charm.

She's got it all.

It's me, Mendenhall.

I think we can pull it off.

Just be cool. Cool.

I'll be back.

So, would you like to get some pint?

Yeah, I'd like that.

Jesse, I know it must be hard for you to
see the comic show.

Are you kidding?

You called her Nikki, didn't you?

You girls are too much to come right
into a man's trailer and kidnap him.

While he's watching Hamlet on TV?

Well, at least until the cable went out.

I just love it.

I don't know what to say.

Don't say anything, Mr. Deere, of
course. Just enjoy yourself.

Mrs. Berg and I have agreed that we're
going to pay for the ticket you got for

driving through Slovenia.

Oh, I can't let you do that.

We insist.

I'm beginning to think my run of bad
luck is over.

Well, Danny, I was really surprised that
you asked me to ask you to this dance.

Well, I was surprised that you asked me.
I mean, I had no idea that you liked

me. You never even laughed at my jokes.

Well, that was because you never laughed
at mine.

I guess it brought me back. I mean, that
you were funny.

Where I'm brought up, the guys are the
ones who are supposed to be funny.

Oh, Danny, I really like you, but I
don't think I could stop being funny.

No, I like that you're funny.

You know what?

Let's just be off now, okay?

Okay. All right.

Hey, you want some dip?

Are you setting me up?

So we want everybody to pick a different
girl, not your date.

Now go to it.

Yo, could I have this dance?

But you're my date.

So let them sue me.

And up the head of the...

Well, it's quite a show you put on last
night.

I apologize, Mr. Darenforth.

I didn't mean to ruin everybody's good
time.

Well, you did ruin mine.

And it was pretty good there for a
while.

Do you have any idea what it feels like
to have two women pick you up, bring you

flowers, take you out to dinner, and
spend the whole evening fussing over

Yes, I do.

Oh, you do?

Well, I'm inclined to be a little
lenient with you. I've had more than my

of problems lately. Maybe it's making me
more sensitive to other people's.

In any case, I sense that you are having
a problem with Miss Chapman.

I guess I am, sir.

What is it, a lover's spat?

Well, you can tell me. Don't be shy. I
mean, I've been to hell and back.

Sir, I really don't want to talk about
it. It's a very personal matter.

Oh. Well, thank you for sharing that
with me, Mr. Velasquez.

But I didn't say anything.

You didn't have to.

My day was a lot simpler. There were
good girls and there were bad girls.

Nowadays, there are just girls.

Some are more fun than others and some
are not.

I take it that Nicole Chapman is not a
fun girl.

Well, sir, she's fun, but she's just not
as much fun as she could be.

Wait a minute. Are we talking about more
than fun here?

Are you in love with Miss Chapman?

Oh, I know. You kids think that us
adults don't really believe that you can

love somebody.

Well, that's a crock.

The most intense love that I ever had
was when I was in high school.

I was 15.

If you really care about Nicole
Chapman... Wait.

Thanks for the advice, Mr. Jernforth.

You're welcome.

Oh, by the way...

You have detention every day this week.

Yes, sir.

Nicole, wait, please.

I hope you're not going to ask if we can
be friends.

I wasn't.

I felt funny asking Jesse to the dance.

But you did it anyway.

Yeah.

I just want you to know that I don't
stand a chance with him.

Nobody does, Nicole.

Jesse only cares for you.

How do you know that?

When he took me home last night, I
didn't get to first base with him.

He didn't even try to kiss you
goodnight?

Nicole, I would like to be friends.

Me too.

One more thing.

If you ever go near Jesse again, I'll
rip your arms off.

I don't believe this.

Yep, it's a nice one.

Excuse me, but...

Your brochure said antiques for poster
beds, fireplaces. It sounded more

romantic. Oh, this isn't our brochure.
You've come to the wrong place.

The Lionsgate Lodge is another 60 miles.

And what with the fog and the mountain
roads, you're talking another four -hour

drive. Oh, it's only four hours.

We'll stay.

Oh, fine.

Give me a nice big tip and I'll be on my
way.

Oh, yeah.

A heater takes quarters.

There ain't no room service.

And the bathroom's right outside, about
50 yards.

Will you and the missus be staying more
than one night?

Off the top of my head, I say no.

Oh, fine. Well, suit yourself.

Thank you.

Good night.

Well... No, Nicky.

Maybe it's not as romantic as we wanted
it to be.

I mean... It's okay. Don't worry about
me.

And the important thing is that we're
together, right?

Besides, this was my idea.

You would have settled for the makeup
room.

Listen, if you really want to go back...
No, no, no, no, no, no, really.

I'll just duck in the closet over here
and slip into something a little

more comfortable and get ready for the
major sacrifice.

Oh, come on. I'm just kidding.

I'm going to go check.

Hurry back.

I will.

Oh.

Can you get the heater started? It's
kind of cold in here.

Consider it done.

Something wrong?

Nothing. Everything's great.

How are

we doing in there?

Doing fine.

Jesse? Are you cold?

Because I'm freezing.

Stop stalling, Nicole.

No, I'm not stalling. It's freezing in
here.

All the heater's broken.

Well, can you close the window?

Don't go away.

What's wrong?

I don't know.

Stuck. We're gonna freeze to death in
here.

No, we're not.

What are you doing?

Trying to keep warm.

Are you gonna wear all that to bed?

Yeah, you got a problem with that?

No.

It's just that...

I like your nightgown better.

This is it, Jesse.

Take it or leave it.

I'll take it.

Is that?

Yeah, it's moving.

I don't think so.

All right, all right, come on now. How'd
you guys get whiplash?

Yeah, you guys don't even have a car.

You wouldn't believe how many different
ways there are to get whiplash.

We were in a cab on our way to Nicole's
house for dinner, and a car rear -ended

us.

Flaskers, what was the last time you
paid for a cab?

Come on, are you guys going to give us a
straight scoop or what?

Okay.

Here it is.

Jesse and I went up to a mountain cabin
for a romantic weekend.

The place was a disaster.

The heater didn't work.

The window broke.

We both fell through the bed and wound
up on the floor and nothing happened

except we got whiplash.

Okay, so don't tell us. See if we care.

But I can see tomorrow. See you guys
later. Bye.

So what do we do now?

I don't know.

Want to try it again next weekend?

I think we've got to wait till the
whiplash collars come off.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

Maybe even a little longer?

Yeah.

How much longer?

A while.

I mean, when you say a while, do you
mean like a short while or a long while?

Time is relative.

Yeah, but I mean, are we talking like
days, weeks, months, what? We'll see,

we'll see. A year?