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I'm gonna take what belongs to me and hightail it out of here. And the two of

them could always run the bad guys out of town.

My kingdom for a horse!

You

haven't

heard? Leach is gonna stuff him.

big dream.

You want fame?

Well, fame calls.

And right here is where you start fame.

What could have happened to this Buffalo Jack dude?

It's Bronco Bob.

The bad guy's Black Jack Wells.

Man, I can't believe you guys never heard of Bronco Bob. I mean, he's

the greatest cowboy ever.

What about Roy Rogers?

There was a cowboy, man.

And he could sing.

Happy trails to you. Roy Rogers would have been nothing without Dale. If

talking about all -time cowboys, the Cisco kid has got to be number one. He

always picking all the girls and stuff.

Hey, man, but real cowboys, they didn't go around kissing girls. They were too

busy out catching the bad guys.

Hey, that's Bronco Bob.

And Prince the Miracle Horse. Go get him, Bob.

Come on, Lou, you really like Bronco Bob?

Like him? Are you kidding?

I love him.

I don't get it. He's just a cowboy.

Just a cowboy.

Who do you like?

Clint Eastwood.

Eastwood.

He's so sexy.

Go ahead.

Make my lunch. Hey, what do you know about cowboys, Nicky?

Just for the dollars, I would have gone away with him forever.

Yo, yo, slow down, all right? This is like big -time guy stuff, you know what

mean? Yeah, I picked up on that.

Man's got to show respect for three things in life.

His mother, his horse, and the truth.

My Bronco Bob coat of honor. I tried to live my life by them words.

He was one of the greatest.

Man, I wonder whatever happened to him.

Kind of fun sitting on a big white horse like Prince, ain't it, boy?

I think we're just set and ready to go.

All right, Billy.

I want you to think about a big smile and hold the reins right there.

One hand, boy. One hand on a cowboy.

That's it. Now, big smile.

Great big smile. Come on.

That's it.

Can I help you with something?

Aren't you Bronco Bob Sooner?

One and the same in the flesh.

Who might you be?

Danny Amatulo.

Probably your biggest fan.

You're kind of green to be my biggest fan, ain't you?

I was riding old Prince here long before he was born.

Is that Prince?

Is that the actual horse you use in Six Guns Playhouse?

One and the same.

What can I do for you, boy?

Well, um, I go to the High School of the Performing Arts, and I was wondering if

you can come by and make a speech. You know, kind of tell us what it's like to

be a real hero.

Well, I'd kind of like to do that.

What's pay?

Pay? Yeah.

You see, this little concern I got going here ain't quite as lucrative as it

looks.

Well, I don't know about the pay, but we'll probably give you a free lunch.

I'll do it.

All right. Oh, another thing.

Bob, can you do me a favor?

I might be so inclined if you'd tell me what it is.

Me, Prince, and Bronco Bob.

Hmm.

Did turn out right nice.

Even if my stetson is a wee bit big on you.

Man,

that Prince is some horse.

Yep. Him and me, we've been partnered up more than 30 years now.

Sure have been through a lot together.

You know, one time, he actually saved my life.

Yeah, what'd he do?

What, save you from a raging river?

Pull you out of some quicksand?

What, till a rattlesnake? Come on, tell me. No, nothing like that. It had to do

with a woman.

The widow Muffet.

There was a time old Bronco Bob had to make a fast getaway, and Prince was

there when I needed him.

I sure do love the old critter.

Sure, a cowboy and his horse? I mean, it's like the great American love story.

Oh, man, these are beautiful.

Real pearl grips on genuine Colt 45s.

And that, uh, that they're batch.

It's a one of a kind.

Once they made it, they busted the mold.

Man, you sure did a lot of movies.

Hey, is this from Two -Gun Fury?

Hey, isn't that where Black Jack Wells was gonna shoot you in the back, but

Prince kicked the gun right out of his hand?

You sure got it, partner.

Hey, um...

What ever happened to Black Jack Wells?

Is he still alive?

Byron Leach.

Oh, yeah, he's still among the living. Right here in New York, he runs a big

stable the other side of the park.

Of course, I ain't seen him in years. Him and me, we just don't get along too

good.

Well, how come?

You guys must have done over a hundred pictures together.

Well,

you see that widow Moffat, the widow lady I told you about, I stole her away

from old Myron.

One night, I decided I was going to serenade her.

And that's all it took.

All right. Back in them days, it was a decided advantage being a singing

cowboy.

I just bet you know this old song.

Purple light.

In the canyon, that's where I long

to be.

With my three good companions.

Just my rifle, a pony, and me.

Gonna hang my sombrero on

the limb.

Of a tree.

Coming home.

Sweetheart darling.

Just my rifle.

My pony.

And me.

Whip a wheel.

In the willow.

Sing a sweet.

Melody.

Riding two.

Riding two.

Amarillo. Amarillo.

Just my rifle, my pony, and me.

No more cows.

No more cows.

To be roping.

To be roping. No more strays. No more strays. Will I see?

Round the bend.

Round the bend. She'll be waiting. She'll be waiting. You'll be waiting for

rifle, my pony, and me.

For my rifle, my pony,

and me.

Bob Sooner! Franco, Bob Sooner!

Yo, what you want?

Come on there, mister.

What the hell are you doing with my horse? I'm afraid it's not your horse

longer. It's our horse now.

You stopped payments on him over a year ago.

I'm repossessing your horse.

Here.

Have a nice day, huh?

Come on.

Come on. Easy.

Hey, who would be rotten and low enough to do a thing like that?

I have to tell you, no.

How come you're so teed off at Bob?

You ever hear the widow Muppet?

I hung my spurs in her hitching post and Bob come and took her away.

She fell for that white stetch in the business, them fancy pearl -handled

That's the reason to take a guy's horse away.

Horse for a woman? Fair exchange.

Yeah, but it's not like he's new. He's old. He's a used horse.

Well, I got big plans for French.

I'm going to have him put to sleep.

Then I'm going to stuff him. Oh, man, that's cruel.

No.

Cruel would be stuffing him first, then putting him to sleep.

What do you want to stuff him for?

For my Black Jack Wells Western Museum.

I'm going to put old Prince right in the middle of the main lobby.

Look right, Bertie. He'll look dead.

Besides, man, that's Bob's horse.

Tell you what.

I'm such a nice guy, I might consider letting Prince go for, say, a thousand.

Oh, man, you know Bob ain't got that kind of money.

That's the beauty of the offer.

Bob always loved his horse.

And now he's never going to see him alive again.

Take a good look at him, boys.

Soon he's going to be sawdust.

Then why are you doing this to Bob?

Because I hate him.

He ruined my life.

35 films, 151 television shows.

And he always got better billing, more money, the pretty girls and the good

lines. I got zilch. And he always beat me. I never won.

Well, this time it's going to be different.

This time Black Jack Wells is going to win.

Give my best to Bronco, Bob.

That there's an evil man.

Do you have any regret?

Oh, no, no, young lady. I got no regrets. I always done what I thought

right.

And that goes for each of you kids, too.

Always be true to yourselves.

Always do what you believe in.

It'll get you through the worst times.

Where have you been?

I had to do something.

Terrific. The kids love him. But who wouldn't love Bronco Bob?

Having me here, I thank you kindly because it was a real pleasure.

And I want you all to remember this.

A man's got to show respect for three things in his life.

His mother, the truth, and his horse.

Surprise.

Well.

How you been, buddy?

I missed you, too.

Horse beef.

I mean, you're telling me I'm a horse thief?

Damien, I appreciate what you're trying to do, but this ain't no Saturday

matinee. This is real life. Yeah, but what I did was right.

I did what Bronco Bob would do.

Hey, I saved your horse.

It ain't my horse no more.

Maybe I'll take him back before you and me both get hauled off to the hoose cow.

I'm sorry, old fella, but you just gotta go back.

I don't like that snake in the grass either, but...

The law's on his side. And if he wants you all that bad, I reckon he's gonna

take good care of you.

You haven't heard?

Leach is gonna stuff him.

With sawdust.

Go down, rotten vomit.

Red alert.

Warlock's headed this way.

I'll get Prince hit out of it. You cut him off with a pass. Got it. Come on,

Mark. Come on.

That's him.

That's the kid.

Amateur?

Did you steal this man's horse?

Horse? I don't know.

I mean, what did the horse look like?

He took him, I told you.

Mr. Mark, you can't listen to him.

This is Black Jack Wells.

He wants to take Prince the Miracle Horse, stuff him, and put him in his

My God, you are Black Jack Wells, aren't you? From all the Bronco Bob movies?

I must have seen each one of those about a dozen times.

Oh, a real fan, huh? Fan?

No, I hated your guts.

Well, I'm not exactly wild about you either, bub. Now, let's get on with the

search. And not without my permission, you don't. You don't. You march into my

office with some cockamamie story about a student stealing a horse and hiding

him here in the school, that's an insult to my intelligence.

You think someone could hide anything as big as a horse in here without me

knowing about it? You're wrong. No way, bub.

What do you call that?

The elephant!

Freedom!

Oh, excuse me, dear. You go right ahead. I'll get the next one.

Oh, you're more than welcome.

I'm going to sue this school for every cent you've got. Yeah, but the closest

thing I've seen to horse flesh around here is you.

That's a real funny joke. Just keep looking.

I was just looking for him, but he lost the horse, man. Oh, I should have never

took that stupid horse to begin with, man. It's been nothing but trouble.

An awful some washed up cowboy.

Yo, man, you're talking about my hero. I mean, you don't see me bad mouthing

Tony Orlando, right? Come on, guys, man. Let's go find the horse before it leads

to us.

Jeez.

Hey, what do you say, man? You don't like Tony Orlando?

Come on.

Do you see a horse?

Not if you don't.

Okay.

Now, we've covered about every inch of this school. There's no sign of that

horse. Now, I hate to say I told you so, but I'm not finished yet.

Okay, be my guest, but you're on your own. I got work to do.

Uh, what do you want now?

I want to see what's in there.

No, I'm sorry. This office is for students and faculty only. You can't

here.

You're hiding something.

Get up.

See, I told you there was no horse in here.

That smell tells me he's not too far away.

God.

Spurred.

Did you see a horse come out of the office?

Last time I saw the horse, he was in the elevator.

A horse!

More emotion.

A horse!

A horse!

My kingdom for a horse!

It worked.

Chapman, did you see a horse go by here?

A horse? Yeah, answers to the name of Prince.

Prince. Like Purple Rain. Purple Rain? You're not making any sense.

I'm not making any sense. Look, if you see a horse go by, let me know.

I will, and Mr. Morlock, maybe you should get some rest.

Mendenhall? Mr. Morlock, there's a horse in the school.

All right, I want to know where that horse is, and I want to know right now.

wish we knew, but we can't find him anywhere.

Has anybody tried the roof?

Dwight, how could the horse get on the roof?

Hey, maybe he took the elevator. Look, he was in the administration office. I

saw him.

I think he's hiding from us. Chris, horses don't hide.

And how do you know that for sure?

All right, you've had your fun.

Now, where is he?

What are you talking about, man?

Where's who?

Don't get smart with me, Sidewinder. Don't none of you get smart with me.

Back off, Leach.

Uncle Bob, what a nice surprise.

Been a long time.

What the devil are you doing here?

Looking for my horse.

The one you stole from me.

A miracle horse belongs to no man.

I strongly suggest you mosey on out of this here school.

That's mighty tough talk for a yellow -bellied coward.

Who you calling yellow -bellied?

Who do you think?

That is fighting words, Myron.

Who you calling Myron?

right, hero.

Draw.

Ain't got no gun.

What a shame.

Score one for the good guys.

Shut up.

Man, I can't believe the way we made our getaway, huh?

Did you ever make a real getaway before?

Only with that Widow Moffat.

Right.

You should have seen yourself today.

It was like one of your old movies.

It was really something.

Yeah. It's like, uh, Bronco Bob rides again.

What was that?

I don't know. I didn't hear nothing.

Oh, Lord Almighty.

I just ain't up to all these shenanigans with my poor old body. Don't take

kindly to camping out no more.

Oh, come on, man. You're a cowboy.

You belong to the great outdoors.

You know, lying under the stars next to a campfire with your horse and fly kick.

Only in the movies, kid.

Yeah, well, when daylight comes, you and Prince better be riding out of here.

Riding out of here?

To where?

I don't know.

Into the sunset, I guess.

Oh, Danny, you're just dreaming again.

Busted up old cowpokes like me, we don't go riding off into no more sunsets.

Stay right where you are.

Don't move, I've got the drop on you.

How in hell did you find us, Leach?

How do you think?

Old Prince left quite a trail. All right, so you got us.

Now what?

I'm going to take what belongs to me and hightail it out of here.

I could shoot you, but killing's too good for you.

No, no. Hold on.

Let's blower a bit.

Let's make a deal.

I want money.

$2 ,000.

What?

Too steep for you, Bronco Bob?

Well, say so long to Prince.

The next time you see him, he'll be a lot stiffer.

He'll have marbles for eyeballs.

Hey, don't worry about it. We'll think of something.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

I've just been informed that we have raised over $2 ,000. That's enough to

purchase Prince the Miracle Horse.

Prince ain't for sale at any price.

You said you'd sell him for $2 ,000.

That was a one -time offer.

Look at it, Danny.

You're wasting time here. Come on.

Wait a minute.

Maybe we can make a deal.

Just what kind of deal?

You, uh... You won't take my money.

Oh, I want something money can't buy.

Degradation. Oh, go on. Stop eating around the bush and just put your cards

the table.

All right.

Remember that scene at the end of West of the Rockies where Black Jack got down

on his hands and knees and begged Bronco Bob to spare him?

Oh, yeah.

I always liked that scene.

I hated it.

And I've been thinking it would have been a much better scene if Bronco Bob

groveled in front of Black Jack.

Wait, wait, wait a minute. You want Bronco Bob to... To get down on his

and beg me to spare his horse.

Yeah, well, he'd rather rot in hell. Yeah, he's got too much dignity. And too

much class.

What was that you were saying about dignity?

He was only doing it because he'd do anything to save Prince.

Is that right, Bob?

Yep. Then start doing it.

Start dropping.

I'm begging you.

I'm begging you, Leach.

Don't take it.

Let him live.

Spare my horse.

More. I want more.

Hey, man, that's enough.

He did his part of the deal. Now give him back his horse.

Nope. But you said that if he groveled... I lied.

The deal's off.

Now get out of here. You're trespassing on private property.

Come on, Bob. Let's go.

Come on, get off your knees.

No.

Oh, look.

Looks as if this is where I belong.

What do you think of your hero now, kid?

How's it going?

I reckon I'm going to leave.

Look, kid, I... I kind of like to be alone.

Nothing to be ashamed of.

We've still got some time to think, Prince.

Oh, Danny, that's all over.

You remember what Yogi Berra said? It's not over till it's over.

Damn it, kid.

Can't you just drop it?

I told you before, you're living in the dream world. I ain't that...

Fancy hero you think I am.

I'm just a man.

Just flesh and blood.

And I happen to be a loser.

Hey, man, don't talk like that about yourself, all right? Well, that's what I

am.

I managed to handle that fact pretty good until you come along telling me I

something more.

Well, I ain't nothing more.

I'm just a busted up old saddle tramp who ain't really worth nothing to

Yeah, well, you're worth something to me.

You and Prince.

And can I tell you something?

You know, when I was a kid, man, I went through some bad times.

I mean, my mother and my father, they fought all the time. My house used to

so loud that I would just leave and I'd go to the corner theater.

And you know what movies would be playing there?

Your movies.

And I'd sit in that movie theater for hours in the dark. Just me, you, and

Prince.

Man, I can't imagine how many millions of kids you helped out.

How can you consider yourself a loser?

Do me a favor, kid.

Just get out of my life.

Hey, how's it going, Danny?

It's been better.

Yeah?

Hey, I'm a duo. I made you a favorite.

Anchovies and meatballs, and it's on me.

No efforts.

No thanks, though. I'm not hungry.

I'm starving.

Danny, why don't you make another run at Leach? He could change his mind.

It's too late.

Oh, you mean they're already... No, no, no. Tomorrow.

I'm just starting to think it's a waste of time trying to save that stupid

horse.

Danny, look.

I just want you to know that we're your friends.

And we're here for you if you need us, okay?

That's right, man. I was in a slaughterhouse once.

It's completely painless for the animal.

Well, that ain't the way it used to be. The old age, it was really brutal.

Hey, uh, thanks, guys, for sharing that with us.

No, they shoot a bullet in his brain, and then they de -gut him, and then they

cut their heads off. Well, that's the way they do it today, Donald. In my day,

it was just one good swing with a sledgehammer. Bing!

Guys, can we please talk about something else? Yeah, please?

No, I was just gonna say that they're not gonna cut Prince up, because they're

gonna stuff him. Yeah.

So... You see, there is a bright side. That's right.

You guys give me a break.

Now, I'm just trying to make the guy feel better, eh? See what happens when

try to be nice?

Once upon a time, a cowboy rode across the stream.

And the young boy rode right with him, righting wrongs and living things.

If not another single soul would come to your rescue,

at least there were two.

They're the ones you could depend on when your luck was down.

And the two of them could always run the bad guys out of town.

But at the end, the cowboy always rode alone into the town.

And then there was one.

And this boy learned a thing or two as he came of age.

Like sometimes you can't have them all.

save the stage.

There's outlaws in the city.

That'd be all you ever saw.

And God help you if you do so on the job.

Now you may see this young man walking round the nightingale.

But he's just as dead.

his heart and told my friends the story and the way he's had it

done except the bad guys won and

then there were none

I'm so glad you could all be here to see my newest acquisition for the Black

Jack Wells Western Museum and Cowboy Hall of Fame.

Thank you again.

Now, if you will please follow me.

Oh, I'd be careful where you greenhorn step.

You know, man, we can't let this happen. We gotta do something.

Like what? A legendary movie horn. I don't know.

I don't know.

What would the Bronx do?

You know, man, there is no such thing as Bronco Bob.

It's just a fantasy for dumb little kids to believe.

Besides, man, there ain't no real heroes.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present... French, the Miracle

Horse.

I guess it's time to get him loaded up and over to the slaughterhouse in

Brooklyn.

Well, are there any questions?

Yeah. Is it true you're doing this out of revenge to get back at Bronco Bob?

Absolutely.

Say bye -bye, French.

Hold it.

Right there.

Get off my horse, Leach.

Hey, Franco Bob.

Now, you heard me loud and clear.

I am weak.

What can I say, Bob? You got the edge on me. You win.

Don't try.

Drop more and shoot the horse.

Hey, he won't do it.

Yes, he would. He would do it.

I reckon he would.

You're going soft, Bob.

You should have tried.

This way you both lose. You and the horse.

This is the way every picture should end.

Danny, my gun!

Hit him, yeah!

Hit him!

Come on, come on, hit him!

Yeah!

Come on, hit him, hit him!

Get him, babe, get him!

Come on, hit him, babe!

Come on, Brian, come get him, babe!

You want some more of that, Martin?

No, please.

I've had enough.

You can have your stinking horse.

I never liked him anyway.

Hey, man, you're terrific.

Thank you, Danny.

I sure could have done without you.

You know, right now, I'd like to ride that old horse of mine.

hear that from me, I want you to remember three things.

A man's always got to show respect for his mother, the truth, and

for his home.

Where's he going?

Riding into the sunset, Donovan. Where else?