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Hey, Jay.

Mind if I run with you?

Yeah, of course.

Cool.

Uh, whoa.

What are you doing?

What?

I told you I was going to start being a nudist.

Yeah, but here?

With me? Yeah, here.

Come on, Mom.

I mean, this is my home.

Where I'm going to start practicing being a native.

Yeah, but I don't know.

Oh, come on.

You know what? I'm done swimming.

I'm going to hang out.

I don't know what the boy's talking about.

Hey, honey.

Hey.

Again?

What you doing?

Watching TV.

Do you mind if I watch you listen?

I mean, I guess not.

I love this show.

I've been missing out on all the episodes, so it's a good time to get

Yeah, it's going.

Turn it up a little bit.

Thank you.

So, what, do you have any plans for today?

I mean, uh, just, just watching TV.

I don't know, I might hang with the thermometer on.

But, you know, nothing really set in stone.

Um, do you, you cold by any chance? I mean, I can grab you a

blanket. Me?

Yeah. No, I feel good.

Okay. Why?

I don't know. It's too cold.

I mean, AC's on. It feels good in here. You don't?

I'm fine, yeah.

Well, I mean, I'm wearing clothes.

I'm warm. I'm comfortable.

So I figured that you probably need a blanket.

Well, if you're a little warm, you should just take your clothes off, too.

I think I'm good.

I'm not hot, but comfortable.

Treat yourself.

You know, I know you put the whole nudist thing in a

sexual category, but you know, it really doesn't have to be like that.

What do you mean?

I think maybe I could help you feel more comfortable with the whole nudist idea.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how you expect me to do that.

You know,

maybe if I help relieve you, then you just

won't get all excited about it, you know?

I don't know if this is going to help at all. I really don't.

Trust me.

I know what I'm doing.

Man.

It'll help you be comfortable with the whole nudist situation.

Because you're going to have to get used to it sooner or later.

Yeah.

See? I told you.

I'm making it sexual.

Well, yeah, if you're gonna do that.

I told you.

Where'd you get that from?

I mean, it's mine.

Is that okay to have?

Sure.

Why don't you pull those

pants down?

Yeah.

I'm going to start practicing being a nudist today.

Amen.

When you see this, it's going to work.

When you see my body and I'm walking around naked,

you won't think about it sexually.

It's going to work.

I hope so.

It's pure

science. It's gonna work.

I believe you.

Bye.

See, I told you, when you stop creating nudity and

sexuality, it makes the world a better place.

And you won't have this problem.

Hmm.

I got it all over my shirt.

That's why you shouldn't be wearing any.

Now go throw it in the wash.

Hey, Mom.

Hey, baby.

What you making?

Grilled cheese.

That's what you wanted for lunch, right?

Yes. Thank you so much.

Hi.

Are you naked again?

Jay, I told you. I'm not buying any more clothes.

I'm going naked from here on out.

I'm a nudist.

You know what? I thought you were kidding about that, but... You know

You're standing behind it.

It's the real deal this time.

So you can embrace it.

So live with it.

I'm glad to.

Two. I'm really hungry, yeah.

All right.

There's your first one.

Thank you.

I'm sorry. I just can't get adjusted to this. I thought we handled this the

other day.

I don't know. It might need getting used to. I don't know.

It's a little weird.

It can't be, you know. You're just going to have to get used to it. We'll figure

it out.

Because I can't have you moping around here.

Mmm.

This is good, Mom.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

You know, I really don't like how you cover it up when you're around me.

Like you don't want to look at me.

It doesn't have to be all sexual, you know that.

You're not getting used to it fast enough.

As fast as I want you to.

I'd like to look at you, Mom, but I can't look at you for that long right

Again, so, you know, getting adjusted to it.

I'm happy for you that you found, you know, a new thing.

Thank you.

And you'll see soon enough.

I've got an idea.

We're going to speed this process up.

See, it's completely natural to be without clothes on.

This is definitely gonna work.

Laura, what are you doing?

Just let it happen.

I'm going to relieve all your sexual tension so you're comfortable.

You really know what you're doing, don't you?

Oh yeah.

Feel better?

Yeah. I think you're right.

It's working.

It is.

Well, maybe you should go clean up and finish eating lunch.

Okay.

Hey, Mom.

Hey.

Naked again.

I know it.

I'm really striking a year.

Are you good?

Not dead?

Getting there.

I really need to focus here.

I mean, everywhere I kind of go in, they're naked.

Well, I told you.

I'm going to start living my life in the nude.

And that means working out too.

I mean, I don't know if it's safe to be naked in the gym, though.

But this is my gym.

I mean, you're right about that.

I think Jim is so close.

Okay.

Come on, you have to get this close.

You're making me miss.

All right.

I think I'm done.

Honey, what's wrong?

You're usually out here at least two hours.

Yeah, but I feel like today's just shorter. I mean, you're over here naked

the gym.

Spreading your legs, right in front of me, stretching.

It's kind of distracting to you. I mean, I'm doing what I always do, just

without any clothes on.

I don't know. I'm just not used to it, no.

I don't know if I can deal with that.

We're going to get into cardio, abs, and I wasn't finished, but...

You're going to have to go really bad for that workout.

I mean, I thought you would have been used to this by now.

But you know what?

These are really good workouts.

And some really good cardio.

At least you got a nice workout in.

And you'll get used to it sooner or later.

But they should make you use it a lot sooner.