Original subtitles

I'm Jillian Jansen and I'm Riley May and we're from MetaX .com.

We're going to give you all of our love.

Wednesday, 5 p .m.

Mom and dad have left for the weekend, and I have two subjects.

Riley and Julian can accept 0 .5 milliliters of my experimental drug,

Pheromonic.

Pheromonic, in time, can be applied topically as a perfume, but tonight I

to see the most powerful effect of the drug immediately.

Pheromonic contains six active ingredients.

All of the ingredients are naturally occurring chemicals that send out self

-conscious signals to the brain that trigger a very powerful sexual craving.

Such a complex concoction, you wouldn't even understand.

Oh yes, eight milligrams of androcytes, androthol, androthine, estrinol,

and cocoline.

In men, it could replace Viagra. In women, it will bring upon the gift of

tremendous desire.

Come on!

I'm coming!

He's coming. Are you ready?

Your brother's the kind of kid that's high, right?

Yeah, he gave this stuff to me last time. I had so much fun. It was wild.

What happened?

I don't know, girl. I don't even remember.

All I know is that when I woke up, I knew I had a good night.

You don't remember?

No, no, no. Get it straight.

We are going to party. Without you?

Well, I worked hard on this for you.

We're all partying.

I don't know.

Come on, will you do it? Will you?

It's all for you, ladies.

What the hell is that?

It's the THC.

THC? I thought we were smoking marijuana.

THC is marijuana, silly.

I'm pre -med, silly, and I'm not some sort of drug pusher.

This is the healthiest, purest form. If you smoke it, it'll end up in your

bloodstream, and it'll damage your lungs, and you don't want to do that.

This is way healthier, and you get all the fun without all the nasty side

effects, and it works immediately.

Um, how about we go to, like, the parking lot, find a guy, hope I have

and apples.

Oh, my God, you're being such a baby.

More than that, you're being a boring baby.

You're going to go through your senior year of high school never doing anything

adventurous or fun because you're too scared.

And then you're going to go through college not doing anything either. I

know it.

You'll find some excuse. Oh, you've got to study or you're too smart to do

drugs. And then you'll meet at an equally boring square and get married

one or two kids.

And then you'll never have any exciting stories about the good old days.

There's not going to be any good old days, Jillian.

You're too much of a chicken shit boring little suburban baby.

Hey, um, I'm sorry.

Look, I'll show you it's no big deal and I'll take it first.

Do you... do you feel it?

Are you okay?

Nothing better in my life.

I can feel it. It's moving inside of me.

I feel viscous like honey. So warm and so good.

You've got to try this.

I don't... I... Maybe a quarter of it. I don't think I

should have much.

Jillian has the jitters.

Jittery Jillian. Jittery Jillian.

Stop.

Enough. I'll take it.

Good.

I did it.

All right, ladies.

I just need you to...

Relax.

Enjoy the journey.

Experience new emotions.

Enjoy my best creation yet.

Rise to a brand new dimension.

Just enjoy the ride, babe.

Thank you.