All language subtitles for Jane - India Summer, Zoe Bloom, Shyla Jennings - AllHerLuv

Zoe! Zoe!

Are you ready?

Um,

not really. I thought we were staying in
tonight.

Yes, but just come down. That'll have to
do.

What's up?

Just come sit down. I have some very...
exciting news to share with you.

You look so pretty.

There you go.

So, it's been almost two years since you
told me that I should start

seeing people.

Well, I kind of should have been seeing
someone since last year.

And I've been keeping it a little bit of
a secret from you.

What?

Why?

Well, I didn't want to bring home just
anybody.

I mean, especially if this relationship
wasn't serious.

You act like I'm a kid or something.

I'm 18. I think I can handle you dating
a guy.

Well, yes, I know. But I also know that
you can be very protective of me.

So, this is serious?

I'm in love. I am head over heels in
love for the first time since I met your

father.

So who...

Hi,

sweetheart. Hi.

It's for Zoe.

Oh my goodness.

I'm so nervous.

Don't be nervous.

Look, Zoe is a little mini -me.

She's gonna love you.

Hi.

It's my girlfriend, Jane.

You are so pretty. She looks just like
you.

You would think you were biologically
related.

She is my mother.

It's okay.

Zoe doesn't like it whenever someone
reminds her she likes to call me mommy.

Oh, of course.

I'm so sorry. What a first impression,
huh?

Well, I just wanted to tell you that
your mother is a very special person and

am so grateful to them. What the hell is
going on? Are you telling me that

you're a lesbian?

Listen, darling, I can't help who I've
fallen in love with.

And by the way, you should watch your
tone. We don't want to offend our guest.

Oh, I'm sure it's fine. I mean, it's
just a shock.

Millennials are so progressive.

She's going to be just fine.

Look, sweetheart, I got a present for
you.

Thanks. Um, but I'm not your...

Baby, Jane and I met in grief
counseling.

I mean, when your father passed away and
you went back to school, I had no one

to turn to.

I was in grief counseling for the
passing of my son, and they paired

We became friends.

Friends at first, but we both felt like
there was something more.

Long story short of it, our friendship
grew into love.

You're in love with her?

Zoe.

I should leave you two to talk.

No, don't go. Not like this.

Listen,

Zoe, Jane is going to be moving in.

And we're getting married in June.

Where is she going to stay?

Not in my room. Is she going to stay in
your room?

Well, of course she'll be sleeping with
me.

And she is not just some strange lady,
Zoe.

You're trying to kick me out. You think
that I'm too old to live at home. I get

it. This is just some toy. No, of course
not, Katie.

This is your home.

You'll stay here as long as you please.

No, please.

I'm not trying to get in between you
two.

And Zoe, I'm not trying to interfere in
your relationship.

Yeah, you won't. And you know what else?

It's not going to last. You're not my
mother's type.

This is not going as planned.

And I don't know what she means by not
your type.

Is there something you need to tell me?

This is just what she does when she's
surprised.

I should have remembered this from when
her father introduced me to her.

Look, I'm just going to have to see you
another time. I mean, your

stepdaughter... I mean, your daughter
needs you.

No, no, no. Listen.

What Zoe needs is to learn not to
dictate to me who I love.

She's a very good girl, but she can be
extremely manipulative.

You call it manipulative, but I'm just
being real.

I call it as I see it, and you, Mommy,
you're having a midlife crisis.

Don't believe me? When Sasha's mom and
dad divorced, her dad tried out a guy.

Everybody wants to know what it's like
to dabble in gay stuff at least once in

their life.

And that's all this is. You're
experimenting.

Look, Jane and I are engaged to be
married.

Do you understand this is not an
experiment of any kind?

We are head over heels in love with each
other. And what I would like most is

for the two people in my life that I
care about to just get along.

Can we just give it a shot?

You two need some privacy, and look at
the time. I should get back to my dog.

How about you have, like, ten of them,
don't you?

All rescues, too, I bet.

Lesbians are obsessed with rescuing
much.

Did Mom ever tell you that she hates
animals?

She hates the way they smell. She hates
the way they leave hair all over the

place. And the only thing she hates more
than dogs are dog owners.

That's not true.

I love you and your dogs.

All of them.

Is this why you never come over to my
place?

No.

It's just that, you know, my place is
more convenient.

Conveniently free of dogs.

If you want me to move in with you, me
and my dogs are a package deal.

Oh, I know. Of course.

I just think at some point we should
have... maybe discuss my allergies to

And I think what Zoe here is so rudely
trying to say is that I just have an

-bitty allergy to dog hair.

Oh, allergies.

Okay, well, this is a surprise, but it's
okay. We can work through this.

They make a fabulous allergy medication.

In fact, a colleague of mine... I hate
dogs.

I hate them. It's true. I hate
everything about them. I'm so sorry.

But we can work through this, right?

I'm part of that silent population that
hates dogs.

I mean, Zoe's right. They're gross and
they're germy and they're unpredictable.

And you never know when your beloved dog
can just flip the switch and attack

you. I mean, dogs evolved from wolves,
didn't you know? And they were never

meant to be domesticated. Mom hates
cats, thinks fish are pointless, and she

won't have bread, pasta, or pizza in the
house. That's for fat people.

And do you like Ellen DeGeneres? Yeah,
of course.

Doesn't everyone love Ellen?

Mom detests Ellen.

Oh, God.

It's true.

I know I told you I love that stupid
show, but I never told you my feelings

the - You hate pasta.

This can't be.

I made vegan pesto pasta for her just
last week, and she ate a vegan?

Mom thinks that vegans should be rounded
up and rocketed to their own planet,

where they can slowly suffer protein
deficiency and drown indignantly in

own moral condescension.

Is that why you tried to argue that
plants had feelings last week?

I saw a documentary once that said
plants had feelings.

But plants don't have a brain.

Or a central nervous system.

India, it's science, okay?

There's just one more thing.

I hate those plastic clown shoes with
the holes in them.

Your pussy must be bomb if mom went out
in public with you wearing those hideous

green things.

I have never been so offended in my
life,

India. I'm so sorry. Look, I know you
just learned a lot of things about me,

I love you, and we love each other,
right?

I don't know you. How could I possibly
love you?

Please, I didn't mean to hurt you.
Don't.

Please just stay.

What do you say,

Mommy?

You're welcome.

Don't be a hypocrite. That's what you
always tell me.

I have never laid a hand on you in your
entire life, but I swear to God, Zoe,

if you don't get up and go to your room
right now... What are you going to do?

Bank me?

Just go.

Just go.

You should be thanking me.

Hey, bitch.

Did you know mom's a lesbian?

Your stepmom?

No way.

Did she come on to you? Oh my God, I
hope you got it on tape. I have to see

No, but she is.

I go away to college and come back and
my mom becomes a card -carrying dyke. My

mom brought over this plain Jane lady
and told me that she's engaged.

And I think that I just split them up,
but I think that she's in her room

calling her up right now.

What do I do?

You split them up?

Good.

Now you're worried your mom is calling
her and apologizing?

I'm having a crisis, Shiloh. This
shitstorm just happened in my living

Get off the phone with me, but be sure
to bring it downstairs whenever you go

her room to console her.

And you need to be sure to record the
entire thing.

Why do I even talk to you? I'm going to
die if she lets another woman in our

life. Oh, please. You're overreacting.

Clearly, you have never been into...

MILF lesbian porn. It's only the hottest
thing I've ever gotten off to.

Well, except that senior year with Mrs.
Monet when she grabbed me by the arm,

pulled me into the office.

God, she was hot.

I'm hanging up.

Oh, oh, or that was that one time
whenever I watched that clip of the

bullied the other one into sucking her
toes.

Oh, it was so fucking sexy.

there was that other one when uh she was
like shyla i'm not sharing my life my

tv and my mother with a self -righteous
lesbo who wears plastic shoes oh my god

please don't tell me she wears
fluorescent green plastic shoes with

see what you mean god help you oh zoe
this is serious

it's basically a life and death
situation i'll die if this woman moves

literally Well, you said you scared her
off, so... Yes, but my mom is seriously

pissed off. She said that she would
spank me.

Mmm, seriously?

My pussy just twitched.

Okay, we gotta make sure this bitch
never rests her fugly, nasty -ass green

shoes in your house again.

Finally, you get what I'm trying to tell
you.

What do I do now?

Well, the first thing you do is you make
India dinner.

her favorite meal and tell her how sorry
you were and how you just want to do

something nice to make it up to her.

I made your favorite spicy pumpkin soup.

Oh my goodness.

That looks delicious.

And what's the occasion?

I want you to be happy. And if it makes
you happy to date a woman, that woman,

then that's fantastic.

Well, darling, that is just excellent
news.

And, you know, you should really look on
the bright side.

Now you can have two mommies.

So, tell me, what qualities attract you
to Jane?

Well, she's smart, and she listens to
me, and she makes me feel wanted.

That's all?

Well, um, some things are meant...

secrets. I can handle it.

I'm an adult.

Let's just say she makes me feel, um,
she makes me

feel sexy.

A woman makes you feel sexy?

It doesn't matter that she's a woman.
Her soul speaks to mine.

Well, just an FYI, all of those
qualities are traits that I possess.

Well, yes, but minus the sexy part.

You don't think I'm sexy?

You're a beautiful girl. Woman.

I'm a beautiful and sexy woman, right?

Honey, look, I've had a really long day.

Well, I think you're sexy.

I'm not ashamed to say that I've even
masturbated to the pictures I took of

at the holiday party.

Tell me you haven't thought about being
with me.

Maybe just even kissing me.

Zoe, this is completely inappropriate.

I just wish that you could be happy for
me.

And know that you're always going to
come first. Always. Come.

I've never actually come from a woman
before. Is

it the same as with a man?

No. Yes.

I mean, the end result is the same, but
the journey...

A little different.

By the way, this table is an heirloom,
so... Oh, how is the journey different?

You want me to be nice to Jane, right?

Yes, I do.

I want a kiss, then. Just one.

And I swear to God that I'll be nice to
that woman.

No, that wasn't a real one. I want a
real kiss.

You know, why don't you ask your
girlfriend, Shiloh, too?

I'm sure she'd be happy to do that for
you.

Please.

Kiss me like you kissed Jane.

Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.

No.

Zoe, we cannot do something that we're
going to regret later. You can't marry a

woman if she's the only woman you'd be
in love to.

Zoe.

No expectations, no pressure.

We're just two super hot women who love
each other but are pretending to be in

love with each other.

Don't think. Just.

Mmhmm

I'm so shy.

Oh, God.

I'm gonna make you cum.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Amen.

in your bed tonight?