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Kenna, come on.

I can't just sit down. I've got to fix this. I've got to figure out how to

handle this.

Baby, come on. Come and sit down. We'll figure it out.

I mean, they laid off another three people this week, and I'm starting to

correlation.

They're laying off people without husbands.

Without kids.

We may not be officially married, but Mr. Stevenson went to our ceremony.

He knows we're as good as married.

But not by law.

And certainly not in his church.

He doesn't see us as married.

That is so backwards.

They even brought in a productivity team last week to interview us, and I wasn't

there because I was with a doctor with you.

You're the hardest working person in your department.

Mr. Stevenson would rather chop off his hand than lay you off.

Well, he told me not to worry.

See, there you go.

Because single women without children are in high demand in the corporate

And you did tell him that we have been married for five years and we're trying

to have a child?

No, I didn't.

I was frozen.

In shock.

I didn't know what to say.

I'm terrified every single day because I know,

Katrina, I'm next.

No. Stop it. You know what? Maybe I should call him and remind him how

you are to him.

You let that weasel Wesley take credit for all the projects that you direct.

Maybe he doesn't know how valuable you are.

The last thing I need is to be a problem right now.

Or worse, have my wife call and stick up for me.

It makes me look whiny and weak.

Weaker than I am.

You're not weak.

You're the strongest woman I know.

Please don't.

It hurts me to see you hurt.

You get me.

You can't come to the doctor's appointment looking like that.

I canceled the appointment yesterday.

What?

We just can't afford any more in vitro treatment.

What? Of course we can. Like, we don't live beyond our means.

We don't go on vacation anymore. We don't go shopping or go to plays.

We never go out to eat or go to any movies.

How could you make decisions like this without consulting me first?

I'm sorry, darling.

But there really is something else you should know.

I've taken a second mortgage to pay for the last few treatments.

If I lose my job and I can't find another one, then...

then I'll just get a better job.

I mean, I like my job, but hell, I know if I go back to school, I can make more

money.

And where are you going to get the money to go back to school?

I really need to have a baby.

I wish I were capable of giving you one.

It's not your fault that you're not capable of giving me a baby.

But I should be.

The doctors are always so sure that the next treatment will work, and then the

next, and the next.

What if neither one of us ever have a baby?

We could always adopt.

What do you think?

I think if I show up pregnant to your next company party, Mr. Stevenson would

see us differently.

As a couple with a baby on the way.

And you could keep your job, and our parents would have grandchildren.

It'll be perfect.

I know how that could happen.

How?

Well, it's not so unconventional.

And it's free.

Yeah, I could sleep with the guy.

No.

No, no, no. No, no, no, no. You cannot be serious.

I think it could work.

No. No.

How could you? How could you ask me to see him on you?

It's not cheating if it's clinical.

Emotionless.

We'd have rules.

You'd know what to expect. Like when you go to put your feet up in the stirps

for the doctor.

I want you to let my brother Chad impregnate you.

Ugh!

Just think about it.

Then the baby would have some of my blood as well as yours.

It's perfect.

You're unbelievable, Kenneth.

How could you ask me that knowing the reason I swore men off?

The reason why I became a lesbian?

Tad is not some slimeball who takes advantage of college girls.

He's my brother.

I don't even know who I'm talking to right now.

How could you ask me to do something that is so poisonous to my happiness?

We have no other choice.

I think you should sleep in the guest bedroom tonight.

You were a stripper before.

You do know how to pretend.

All I want you to do is close your eyes, pretend Chad is me.

And so come Thanksgiving, we're all sitting at the dinner table, and you'll

have to deal with the fact that Chad impregnated me.

Or worse... that he wants to have some kind of fatherly relationship with our

child. Of course he'll want to be close with our child, even if he wasn't the

donor. He's still my brother.

He's still family.

No.

Katrina.

You had better start thinking of an epic apology, because this is the worst.

Absolutely the fucking worst.

Pink. Your favorite.

Did you get my text?

No. I just landed two new accounts.

So we're getting back on track.

That's great, baby.

Look, I just wanted to say how sorry I am for asking you to do...

Well, you know.

I was thinking...

And I decided that I was in the wrong, and we should do it.

Really?

I've been doing a little research online, and I found that a lot of

couples do it this way, whether it's in vitro or the traditional way.

I mean, it's going to be hard for you, but maybe not too hard if you know I

rules set in place.

Rules?

I want it to feel like a visit to the doctor.

You'll be in a dark room.

You don't even have to look at him.

There will be a sheet covering you.

Chad won't undress himself or you.

Obviously, he will insert himself.

I think it's best if we do it in the guest room. That way it's not such an

intimate place.

When it's done, we never talk about it again.

Never.

Okay. Well, what's in it for him?

Well... helping out his sister first and foremost.

Has he already agreed?

Yes.

Okay.

I can do this.

Now.

Go up there.

I'll call him over now.

Now?

We want to do this now?

Well, you're ovulating.

Day 12, right?

Be strong.

Go up there.

Did you already call him?

Yes. Come on, hurry, go.

Sure it's there?

Yes.

All right, I got this.

Wait, not so fast.

Come here.

Okay.

easy with her, Chad.

Be gentle.

You don't think I'll be a gentle lover?

That's just it.

There is to be no love during this act.

It's to be clinical.

She's my wife.

Guys, this has to do with your wife. Don't enjoy it. 10 -4.

I'd just like you to make a joke out of this.

You know this is weird, right? I came over to help you, and you're acting like

I'm some sort of rapey pervert.

No, no, no, please.

Please, I'm sorry.

It's just that she's had some really bad experiences with men, and they've

really turned her off.

I just, I want it to be really easy for her.

I mean, I want it to be really clinical.

She's not even going to look at you.

What to expect?

She won't even talk to you, okay?

Just go in.

And then we'll be even?

And then we'll be even.

And you won't hold the pass over my head anymore?

Go.

Lena?

No.

So, was your day... Forget my day. How was your appointment?

It wasn't... terrible.

So, it was terrible?

No, it was just fine.

I thought we weren't going to talk about this.

I shouldn't worry.

Should I?

Don't be ridiculous.

Well, I once walked in on him with one of his girlfriends and saw

his thighs.

He's big.

Well, I didn't see it, but yeah, it felt big.

Was it painful?

I mean, he's unusually large.

You know what? Let's just not talk about it. We agreed we weren't going to talk

about it, remember?

Can you handle one more day?

He's coming again?

He'll be here first thing in the morning.

I figure since you're ovulating, it'd be the best time to do it. You're day...

Thirteen.

Lucky thirteen.

I can feel it.

You know what?

Let's just go to bed.

Not so fast.

I think I can make this a little easier on you.

Hmm.

Bye.

Oh, my God.

Hmm.

Thank you.

Go. Go. Go up there. I can't. I have to shower. I'm so wet.

Go up there. It's fine. Go. Go. Go. Go.

Is he ready for me?

Was he alright with you last time?

Yeah, it went as Millie said it would.

Go ahead.

I won't do it for you.

Are you ready?

I can feel you coming on me.

Have a good day now.

You're

welcome.

Thanks.

That'll be all.

I'm really glad you like it. I mean, I grew up having to cook for everybody.

You know, Chad can't cook to save his life. He burns everything he touches.

Well, Paige, if you're going to give me a glass, I'll go take one. No.

You can't have any while you're trying to get pregnant.

You're right.

You know, I have a really good feeling about this.

I think it's going to work.

Well, you know, Pat is very careful with me.

And I was kind of wondering, did you tell him about my past?

Yeah, I did.

What did he think of me? Like I'm some sort of delicate flower because I had a

bad experience?

A life -altering experience.

And was it really that bad?

The rape?

Yeah.

But as a consequence, you fell in love with me.

What happened to you was bad.

But I was the one.

I know, baby.

You know, Chad should know how in love we are.

Why shouldn't he know our entire beautiful story?

Because, well, what if he thinks I'm, like, grossed out by him or something?

You know, just because one guy assaults me doesn't mean all guys are gonna

assault me.

And why do you care what he thinks?

He's nothing but a donor.

Well, he's your brother.

And he has feelings.

He's not just some insemination syringe.

That is exactly what he is.

He is nothing less.

What the hell has gotten into you?

It's almost like you're, like... Jealous?

Yeah. And you're being distant to me, too.

You didn't even kiss me before you went to work for me.

Well, maybe I don't want to taste my brother's cock.

Stop it.

I follow the rules. You know that's not what we do.

That's enough, Katrina.

I don't want you to see him again.

Not in that way.

He's coming over tonight.

Well, really.

So, two times in one day.

You must be real fucking horny.

You know what?

Fuck you!

This was all your idea to begin with!

Fuck me.

Did you really just say that?

I'm ovulating.

The donor is free.

We practically went bankrupt trying so hard, and now you're causing all of this

drama when it was you who pushed me into this idea to begin with.

I'm sorry, but I made a mistake.

I'm a lesbian woman.

There is no possible way for a man to turn me on, but you... You've had

boyfriends in the past.

I almost think you're enjoying sex with Chad.

So are you admitting it?

Are you enjoying sex with Chad?

No.

Call him then.

Tell him not to come over tonight.

Be polite about what you want, but tell him we'll no longer be meeting him.

And I'm going to need some time to think.

Don't you dare go to that door.

Do not humiliate me.

I will not be your cuckold.

If you go to the door, I will leave.

And when I come back, I will be packing my bags.

I'm dead serious.

Okay, suppose I want both of you.

But Chad would only be for sex, and that's it.

Katrina!

All the lights are on, and there's no sheep.

Look at me.

You're beautiful.

You're gonna give me a beautiful baby.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

No, it's okay.

I want it.

He's not coming back.

Make it okay, all right? Make this right.

I can't.

She won't let me have you.

Okay, you don't understand, okay?

I hurt her a long time ago.

Back in high school, I was, like, a really dorky kid, and I was really

because she was dating the girl of my dreams, and I sabotaged their

relationship. How?

Well, okay, it... I basically made her... It looked like

she was cheating on her girlfriend with another woman. It was just this, like,

huge, elaborate lie.

She told me about all of this.

But she never even told me it was you.

Yeah, well, I've been trying to make it up to her ever since. And, you know,

when she called me and she said that she wanted me to help you get pregnant, I

thought it was amazing how, you know, I'd get to fuck you.

Make love to a beautiful woman like you. You know, you're amazing.

I just was trying to fix me and my sister and, you know, win her approval.

Chad, nobody knew that we would fall in love.

What?

and you're stunning, okay?

You are incredible.

Beautiful.

I just, you know, you and I can't continue.

Especially if it's gonna, you know, hurt my sister.

No. No, don't say that.

She'll get over it. It's a weird situation, but she put us into it.

It's not your fault. It's not our fault. It just happened.

Listen, um, I have to go find my sister.

Chadwick, stop.

You can't make funny faces.

This is really tough. I'm trying.

Okay, sorry.

Okay.

Okay, I say, I don't even know who I'm talking to right now.

Should I turn around?

Yeah, I love it. And then just turn around.

Yeah.

Huh?

You watched South Park? Yeah.

You reminded me of Kyle's mom.

What?

Sorry. What?

Okay. Okay.

Now?

Wait, what do I do? Just nod.

Oh.

Okay.

Okay, so we're fake sexing? No, it's bad.

It's fine.

Flower. That was

great.

That was great when it's that effortless, like, you slide in and

weird, like, caught on the lip and it's folding inside.

I feel it in some way.

He's not just some insemination.

When

it was

you who pushed me in the idea.

And the donor is not.

She's making.