Original subtitles

Ah!

Don't mess with me. Die!

'Are you ready?'

I can't hear you.

Do you wanna know or not?

Alright, it gives me..

Alright, no more stalling.

Now, I'll announce the winner.

And the winner of this year's contest is...is

'Not much longer, I have the winner's name in my hand.'

'Okay, the winner of the 1994 Commercial Radio Awards'

'Top Female Artist is..'

- May Ruse. - May Ruse!

May Ruse!

Ah, she won! My idol!

- Oh yay! May Rose! - Ah, she gets it every year.

It's probably fixed.

- Hello. Just barely getting-- - What did you say, fat freak?

Don't you go bad-mouthing May Rose

or I'll stick my fingers up your nose! I will.

- Get outta here. - Thank you very much.

Hello.

This was amazing.

And I just love it that I won it again.

'This is my third time.'

Uh, and I wanna thank someone.

One very special person.

'He's helped me so much.'

'You all know who he is.'

He is my darling producer, Sammy Chan.

Tonight, he couldn't come.

Sam.

I love you.

I love you too.

Now shake it up baby now

Shake it up baby

N“ Twist and shout N“

N“ Twist and shout N“

Come on come on come on baby now

Come on baby

Come on and work it around

Work it around

If You know you're twisted little girl

Twisted “me gm

If You know you twist so fine If

Twist so fine

Come on and twist a little closer now If

N“ Twist a little closer N“

And let me know that you're mine If

Know you're mine If

Hey

N“ A-a-ah N“

Now shake it up baby now

Shake it up baby

Shake it up baby now Jul" Jul" Shake it up baby If

Shake it Shake it up baby now

Shake it up baby

Ah-ha-ha-a MM

Yeah!

Hey, you okay, Ray?

So I can't hold my drink. Can't hold a tune either.

Must be my age.

Well, listen, you're always gonna be my hero.

Always.

- Hey, Sam. - What?

You gotta be kidding.

Your father was our idol.

We were really something then.

In the old days. It was fantastic!

1968, you were a kid and we were all idealistic and hungry.

Now look at us.

Real estate agents, for ex dealers.

You're all we have... with any talent.

The only one who made it.

Hey, Sam. Isn't tonight the award night?

This is the only night of the month I get for jamming

with you golden oldies. I can't miss this.

Dune vomiting?

Now Pete's quarrelling with his wife

'abuut immigrating. Come and sort it out.'

I listened to you once before and quit the band

'cause you didn't like it. You listen to me now!

I don't understand why you don't wanna go.

Because someone's got to commit to this place.

One person can change things?

You don't even try to understand.

That song sounds familiar no?

Yeah, Sam wrote it for Pete when Pete proposed to his wife.

It's their special song. Hey, what a guy.

How can he remember?

May Ruse.

Star memorabilia. Star memorabilia.

Genuine used tissues.

Aaron Kwok's genuine used tissues.

Only fifty bucks.

Beautiful tissues"

Hey, you're early today.

Hi. How you doin'?

- 'Full set of baby pics..' - 'Tony Lang sheets..'

See for yourself. Come and check it out.

...by the lover himself. Tony Lang's sheet.

Tony Lang's sheet. Tony Lang--

- Hey, any Wong You-nam photos? - No. Try again tomorrow.

Hey, Bobo, why are you out here?

Old Peyoki Big Boobs has our door spot.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.

Hey, Amanda, you know the rules for working here.

Hey, I'm allowed to bring my cousin.

You can bring her but she doesn't get a push in.

Hey, better get in line.

- May, this is just crap. - Is May new?

I've heard her name.

Uh, only on live fan.

Oh, only alive person on our spot.

I can stand where I like.

Anyway, I bet you haven't been to Sam and May Rose's house.

Only yesterday I was there swimming and it was great.

What a joke! Oh no! She's a liar.

That's all bullshit.

There's no way you'd ever get inside their front door, huh?

That's right.

'There she is!'

May Ruse! May Ruse! May Ruse!

May Ruse!

May Ruse! May Ruse!

May Ruse! May Ruse! May Ruse!

May Ruse!

May Ruse. May Ruse.

Sam, Sam, Sam.

- Hey, what's up? - Hang on. Hang on.

You know my sister's daughter's crazy about"

- Can you, um, you know.. - Of course I can.

- Thank you. That's great. - Sure.

That Pete, he's too much.

One minute he's yelling at her

the next, the guy's allover her like a rash.

Hot, cold. On, off. Black, white. Fight, make up--

Yeah, that's the style.

Huh, I'm glad it's not me.

Would drive me crazy.

Wow! What a bouquet!

Well, like you said, some people fight and make up.

You've only gotta see a rose

'and you'll sneeze the place down.'

'When you get home, you'll sniffle the night away.'

'Perhaps you need a change.'

This tire is as bold as my granddad.

'You need a new one.'

'Hey, let me take one of these for my wife.'

Help yourself.

'You rushing off to the coliseum?'

No. Quite night at home.

Surprise!

Honey!

- Alright. - Just great.

I thought it was just the two of us.

Oh, it was a surprise. It's just for you.

I thought you'd like one party

rather than have ten separate parties.

Congratulations. Congratulations.

It's really cool. You won more awards than last year.

Yeah, yeah. Thank you.

Honey, I got you the greatest outfit so go and change into it.

You want me to show you what to do with your balloon, huh?

You sure gut balls wearing that.

Wow! Honey!

Here's a guy who not only has the goods

but isn't afraid to show them off. Ha ha.

- Sam. - Hey, Joseph.

- You are my friend, right? - What's up?

I fired Tum.

You're kidding me.

And that means you must be my producer.

Come on. Don't be like that, huh?

It isn't my line, Joe. I don't do male singers.

Let me tell you a secret.

- Promise not to tell? - Hmm.

You can pretend that I'm a woman.

Josephine! Eh? And what's your game?

- I was just looking at him. - Hmph!

What a goofball. He even took my leaf.

Well, spank him, darling.

'Lucky you showed up or I might've thumped him.'

Well, can't blame him for trying.

You're a yummy little thing in that.

This was May Rose's idea. I'd never choose it.

OOh!

You know, I can't really figure out, you guys living like this.

'Private little tunnels into each other's nether regions.'

Lucky you. Could be kinky.

But it isn't.

I don't think you've done anything kinky for ages.

All you do is churn out megahits.

And win mega awards.

Yeah, that's why I envy Paul Simon

and all those other Western musicians.

Ah, they can just take off for Africa whenever they like.

Lucky guys.

Dream on. You couldn't leave Madam Ruse.

She'd be lost without you.

Yeah, that's the problem.

It's no basis for a relationship.

You know what you should do?

Find new talents and nurture them.

Make another success.

Where do I find someone suitable?

World's crawling with wannabes.

You're afraid 'cause you think you'll fall in love with them.

But even if you did, so what?

Dump Rosie and stop being such a wet.

- That's crazy. - Crazy is it?

Lily, Camilla and Daphne, your other proteges?

'You fell for them.'

II My poor heart once broke in two.. If

'Joyce, don't go, baby.'

If I've been laughing in a private dream

Thinking of all the.. II

'Mabel, I love you.'

Well don't worry I will wake you If

If I'm not worried I won't get hurt

Oh my heart is broken in two If

Well awake I'm ready to mend it If

I'm ready (or you

What are you? Gay?

Hey, I think you guys have got what it takes.

Wanna be professional singers?

He he. I think that's a great idea.

What do you think about doing that?

He doesn't wanna be a singer. He wants to be May Ruse.

She's flat-chested, she's just like a young boy.

Can't be May Ruse.

Hey, I'll make like I'm Sam and turn you on.

Hey! Hey! You're getting outta hand, so cut all this drivel.

Sam and May Rose are the greatest couple in the world.

They're just inseparable.

No one could ever tear those two apart, see?

It's romantic and blissfully happy.

'Jennifer.'

'I'll love you forever.'

Hey...furtunate|y, Sam and May Rose are here.

So we can see that real love still exists

and it's not a dream. Hmm?

Actually, you know what I'd really like?

I'd like to be her guardian angel

and look after them forever.

A kind of invisible friend.

That cracks you up, huh?

Hey! Anything's possible.

After all, silly old big boobs got in to see them.

Enough lip.

Gigi, I didn't lie.

Suzy, oh, such silky thighs.

Hello.

Is that makeup?

No.

Ha ha. Uh, yes.

I was just checking out this 24-hour foundation

to see if it stays on me all night.

- I forgot. - Great.

- Going back to sleep? - Mm, I am exhausted.

I don't believe it. You're never tired in the mornings.

You never used to let me sleep.

Get off!

- Mmm! - Stop it.

Muah!

- Oh no! - What's wrong?

God, your breath stinks.

- Right, Sam. - What's the matter?

Do you have something to tell me?

Why did you embarrass me?

This thing about my bad breath.

You've never said anything before now.

Is there something going on?

So pretty even when you cry.

- What's up? - I have bad breath.

Not as bad as mine.

Worse than you.

Hey, I got an idea.

Why don't we drop everything and go to Africa?

Hang out. Get some new ideas. Listen to new instruments.

How does that grab you? Fancy an adventure?

- But what about your music? - Yeah, that's the whole point.

My music will come alive again. I need some new input.

Imagine, jungle animals, rustling breezes, the sea.

Hey, the local music. Jamming.

Oh!

It's okay.

But the sun's too strong for me in Africa.

I don't wanna get any hard freckles.

Ha! But Vienna. Let's go to Vienna instead.

It's famous for its music

and you can find your inspiration there.

I won't get freckles and it's fabulous shopping, you know.

The last time I was there, I saw some great luggage.

I can pick it up this time and some crystal as well.

And they make fantastic lingerie. Hey..

- Where are you going? - 'Fur a dump.'

Oh, Mr. Chan, there's someone desperate

to get hold of you from Japan.

- Hello. - 'Is he all in black?'

- 'Gloomy, dejected?' - Yeah, he is.

- How did you know? - 'Just get hold of him.'

'When everyone says good morning to him, he'll say goodbye.'

- Good morning. - Goodbye.

Right.

'Let me guess, his Shoelaces are undone.'

'And he's forgotten to put his socks un.'

'Is that right?'

- Amazing. - 'Hmm, aren't I?.'

'Now just get the new talents files up real quickly.'

I don't want to. Every time I give him a file, he yells at me.

'Oh, never mind that. Just do what I told you and get..'

Come on, hurry up.

'...and give him the new male acts files too.'

Alright. Alright.

'It's the cream of the crop. From allover Asia.'

'Whichever one you pick'

'you've made them into an automatic megastar.'

'Next year's king or queen of pop.'

Wow! She's really gorgeous.

This one has a great bud.

'I'm not surprised God created man first.'

If he'd created woman first, he'd never have gone on.

I wanna see the men.

Just ordinary ones.

I'm not bothered whether they can sing or not

or if they have any experience.

Doesn't have to be a hunk.

I just wanna tell Joe average in the streets

that there is always hope for him.

Yes, indeed.

That would be a miracle a fulfillment of my dream.

N“ Hallelujah N“

N“ Hallelujah N“

N“ Hallelujah Hallelujah N“

N“ Hallelujah N“

N“ Hallelujah N“

N“ Hallelujah N“

N“ Hallelujah Hallelujah N“

N“ Hallelujah N“

For the Lord God

Omnipotent reigneth

N“ Hallelujah Hallelujah N“

N“ Hallelujah Hallelujah.. MN

Hey, don't keep pawing everything. Buy it or get lost.

You keep coming to look at that, buy it or go away.

How you go any photos of Andy Lau in his red T-shirt?

You like the T-shirt wet or dry?

- I like it wet. - Right. Five dollars more.

Gee, Sam Chan is scouting for talent

that means I get a chance to meet him if I try.

Don't get excited. He's only looking for guys.

Buy.

Hey! You can't enter.

Why can't I enter? Because I can disguise myself as a guy.

That would be a sight. Great big melons wobbling up and down.

- Hon, hot), hot). - Watch it.

And get your rubbish off my store or I'll call the police.

Huh! I'm shaking.

- Hey, Billy, listen up. - What?

You haven't got any breasts at all, you could enter as a guy

and be the new megastar.

Hey, man. How you doin'?

- Hey, open up. - Yeah, come on.

Let us in. Come on.

Slowly.

All, girlfriends, go upstairs and wait.

Guys, go upstairs to the right and take a number.

- Slowly. - Upstairs and to the right.

Upstairs, right. Take a number.

Hey, come on. Take it easy.

'Come on, one at a time.'

Yo! What)! When!

N“ Bum-bum-bum-bum N“

H you fly hang ham you better get drunk

Because it sucks MM

(mam it?“ 'Hey' buddy' you're supposed to sing.“

N“ It's a trick by Mr. Willy had you looking very silly MN

If Your love has stripped my defenses

II I feel naked under your gaze

II I yearn for you every night If

Fantasize in the days If

II I tried my best to make it work If

N“ But you left without a word N“

New I want to die N“

If I'm so lonesome

I'm naked naked

Na.. I”!

Watch it. I still need to breathe even if I'm being a guy.

You may not have much. But what there is has got to go.

It's not fair.

You're ready your broken dream MM

One, two, three..

N“ I know I can't sing but I try MN

- Wow! Excellent! - Forget it. Forget it.

You're not listening to the words.

Number 1-1-2-6.

We'll now perform from Leon Lai's "Summer Of Love."

'Begin.'

Hey, buddy, could you sing a little louder?

Huh? He's already singing his heart out.

But it's mime, use your heart not your ears, it's easier.

Hey, you went off-key.

Yes I'm fired at my dream

II I love you more than ever If

New walk into my life.. MN

- 'That's fine. Thanks.' - It's great.

- 'Thank you.' - Yes, thank you, thank you.

Hey, go away, you nutcase.

Hey, hey. Get him out.

Do something. Hey!

- I love you. - Alright. Alright.

Hey, you okay?

Thank you very much.

N“ Wa-a-a N“

Wa-a-a MM

Yes, great. Yeah, fantastic.

Wonderful. Don't call us, okay?

- Yeah, great. - Good job, guys. Come on.

This way. Out this way now please.

- Follow me. - Yes, very enthusiastic.

I like it. Okay, thank you.

I know what's the matter.

You know I'm a woman so you don't take my manhood seriously.

If I act like one, I'll be treated like one. Right?

- Yeah. - Something's wrong, Yuri.

These pants don't fit, they're baggy around the crotch

like there's room for something else.

Of course there's spare room in there. You're not a man.

- So what? - Shove something down there.

- What for instance? - Hey.

How about this, huh?

- It might work. - That's my terrapin.

It's the wrong shape. This wouldn't impress anyone.

And this would easily break.

And this would cutoff what I do have down there.

I don't think anybody would believe this, would they?

Hey, how about glow sticks?

Well, don't break the ends off or you'll shine down there.

Hey, I'll just tie them together, they'll be alright.

Don't worry about it. Come on and help me then.

Men don't stand like that unless they're gay.

Michael Jackson stands like this.

Just watch me. Alright? Put your legs apart.

- This thing will fall. - Hands in your pocket.

It won't. I tied it on properly. Legs apart. Right.

Take a step.

Right. Right leg first. Do what I do.

Right, left. And scratch, scratch.

- Ew! Get lost. - All men do this.

You want to be a man, don't you? Come on. Scratch yourself.

- Scratch yourself. - Do I have to?

- Scratch yourself right now. - Okay.

Now, let's start again.

Ready. One, two, scratch, scratch.

Okay, one, two, scratch, scratch.

One, two, scratch, scratch. Atta boy.

One, two, scratch, scratch.

Does it look natural if I scratch like this?

No. You look like a pervert. Men just know how to scratch.

I only hope your glow sticks don't fall off.

- They do feel a bit louse. - Hey, hey.

Come on or we'll be late. One, two, scratch, scratch.

Am I doing it right?

Wow, it's late. Oh no! I've got to make a delivery.

I'll be back in two hours. I'll meet you here.

- You can't leave me. - You'll be alright.

- Remember your words? - No idea.

Fate is..

Now (ate is on my side

Don't let your major assets fall, you have to think fast.

- Right. - Fine. Time you went in now.

- No, I'm not going. - Yeah, you are. oh Freaksville.

- I can wait. - Now get in there. Go on.

Go on. Good luck.

Mr. Chan, we're in trouble. It's our last day today.

Hello.

May Rose is having a tantrum in the studio.

Can you get over there now?

Well, she says the key is too high for her.

Here.

It isn't. It's exactly right.

Lower it four tones.

Hey!

Now it's time to introduce gibb'lty gibb'lty gibb'lty goo

Brother like a mother been together and forever If

Give it a lot of love and I give it a lot of.. II

N“ Give it a lot of money and I give it a lot of.. MN

'9-0-3-6.'

'Number 9-0-3-6.'

Well, this is the last candidate.

Yes?

Rainbow says May Rose is wild.

I'm busy. She can take care of it herself.

Just go downstairs, turn left and then turn right.

Then go straight in through the doors. It's there.

Don't be scared.

Uh, May Ruse, wait. Please wait.

Mr. Chan's auditioning down there.

He doesn't wanna be disturbed.

- Who do you think I am? - I know. I'm sorry.

- Really I am-- - Get out.

I'm sorry, it's what he said to me.

Give me room!

Sam Chan! Yeah, yeah, yeah, you, Mr. Big Shot there.

- Finished your game? - 'It isn't a game.'

- 'I'm auditioning.' - Yeah, right.

What is your problem?

I'm-I'm speechless.

Why? What's the matter?

I'm your fan.

It's strange, I'm talking to you.

So this is your idea of talent, is it? People like him?

I'm deliberately auditioning ordinary guys.

Ordinary guys? Jeez, you've seen over 9,000 ordinary guys!

One must be ordinary enough!

What's an ordinary guy? One who can fly? See the future?

Now here's a very ordinary guy.

50, guy, you know how to sing?

Come on, sing something for us.

Something ordinary. Introducing an ordinary guy.

'Forget her. Just sing.'

My “he has been

II My life has been a beautiful day If

My “he has been an easy ride

II My life has been none of these things If

N“ But I try too hard N“

Please don't cry if you are down If

II I want to be your clown

Fate is on ”

Mm, I've forgotten the rest.

Brilliant. Oh, I was deeply moved.

This must be your guy.

If this man isn't ordinary enough for you

you better have a brain transplant or a lobotomy!

Fine. Sign him up.

Signing me?

So the God of ordinary people has smiled on us.

Right, listen to me. I witnessed that.

You get into any trouble with them

you can call me as a witness, and sue this scum!

Mr. Big Shut...good luck!

So, kid, look me in the eye.

- Are you gay? - Huh?

- I'm sorry. - Buzz off.

You and me, girls together.

No. I'm not gay.

Is his look fashionable? He's a bore.

Well, it isn't. It's ordinary really.

Specially ordinary.

Special?

He's a dream guy. He's beautiful.

A little bit feminine.

He'll be a hit with the boys and the girls.

Where was he when I was a young guy? Too late now.

What's your name, kid?

It's Billy Wing.

Beautiful. A real showbiz name that.

Billy...do some turns.

Alright. Stand.

Head up.

- Point your finger. - Which one?

Any one.

Turn around.

Jump a little.

Well, take your arm down.

- Sit down. - Can I put my head down now?

Of course, you can.

Yes, he could go far.

Well...very nice.

A little bit thin though.

Excuse me. I need the john.

Perfect.

Need any help, darling?

Yuri! Quick!

Uh, uh, oh, what's happening?

- Yuri. - Yeah.

The silly thing's about to drop off. Do something.

I said you should've tied it on. Now I gotta tighten it.

Hey, keep still. Let me get it on.

Ah, ei, ah, okay, heck, it's falling off.

'Ow'. That hurts.'

- 'Dun't push so hard.' - 'Relax.'

'It's easy if you let me do it.'

'No way. It's so big, we can't get it in.'

'It's meant to be big. Just relax. That's better.'

- 'To the left. Just a bit.' - 'Is that okay?'

'Ah, ah, that's it. Enough. Let's finish when we get home.'

'I didn't wanna do it here anyway.'

You really think he has star quality?

Girl's intuition.

But, Auntie, I think he just doesn't have it.

I know he's very green, but even so.

Listen, darlin', all new singers sound like cats.

Just tell me which new singer ever sounded good?

You'll fix it in the studio.

We can fix any old screecher. Relax.

Packaging, that's the trick.

What they dress like, how they do their hair

where they hang out.

I can sell him.

The real question is, do you trust me enough?

If you do, then we're backing a winner.

Sign him. Trust me.

Why aren't you signing?

I think you... you might regret it.

'Mr. Chan doesn't have time for regrets.'

'You'll be the one regretting it if you don't sign.'

Right, just remember

you're the one who wants me to be a male star.

What's that?

Nothing.

Oh, alright, you just promise

that this is what you really like.

When do I get my own fan club?

'One, two, three, four. One, two, seven, eight.'

'One and two and three and four'

'and five and six and seven and eight.'

And up and up.

Three, four, five, six, seven. Up.

One, two, three, four, five, six, and up.

- Aa-a-a-'l-'l-'I. - 'Aa'I, good.'

- 'On-n-n.' - OO-O-O.

Round emu-0.00414), to the left. Right.

Jaw left, jaw right, jaw up, jaw down.

Jaw up, jaw down. Open. Let it come.

Like so with total emotion.

- Oo-aa-aa-aa-a-a! - Aa-aa-aa-a-a!

- Down again, down again. - Aa-aa-aa-a-a.

Now up again.

- Aa-aa-aa-a-a! - Aa-aa-aa-a-a!

- Down again.. - Aa-aa-aa-a-a.

- Aa-aa-aa-a-a! - Aa-aa-aa-a-a!

- One more time. Very good. - Aa-aa-aa-a-a!

Mr. Chan. I'm sorry. May Rose's friend has parked in your spot.

Hello?

'Move your friend's car from my space.'

It's only one night, huh. Hey, Roger.

Huh? Roger? You're with that creep again?

'Stup banging on. It's his birthday.'

His...okay, so it's his birthday.

That gives him the right to sleep with my girlfriend?

. Hey-- - Hey, another drink.

- Shh. - Give me that.

He didn't wish me happy birthday.

- Why didn't you wish-- - Don't be silly. Give it to me.

Sorry, but you'll just have to do

without it tonight. The car park.

Hey!

Fool!

He was very drunk, and he wouldn't go home.

Can you help me with him?

Please.

Amazing guy that, he was born twice.

What's wrong? You angry?

We have an agreement, so long as we're not married

I can date whoever I like and so can you.

Anyway I only did it to make you jealous.

Forget jealous. The guy's a jerk. I feel sorry for you.

So how's your ordinary guy?

Can he sing?

I think he'll learn.

He has heart.

Heart?

Don't I sing with heart?

This is where you live.

- I wanna sleep at your place. - No way.

- Why can't I? - I got a lot of work.

- I'll stay up and help you. - No, thanks.

- Look, see you later. - Come on.

I don't wanna have to go home.

- Come on. - Don't do that.

- Hey, stop it. - Ha ha. Whoa! Wha..

- Crazy. - What happened?

What's wrong?

- 'Damn! Now what?' - 'The lift is stuck.'

'Oh, no. Not again?

'It's your fault. I never liked this place. I wanted a huuse.'

- 'Oh, Stu" it'.' - 'Don't get hysterical'

- 'Open the door!' - 'It's only a broken lift.'

'Can't you even service a lift? The useless jerks!'

'I need to know you a little'

'since I'll be writing your material'

'to know who you are and what you're about.'

'Su I can write songs you relate to.'

Design a song.

What was your first girlfriend?

What guy remembers these things? I've no idea.

When did you first have sex?

Hey, that's a bit personal, isn't it?

You're still a virgin.

Come on. They're an extinct species.

- Okay? - Okay.

So who was she?

Mm, well, the first chick I lay

I don't remember her name

I woke up, she was there. Then she got up and went.

Listen, kid, you've gotta be honest with me

or I can't help you.

That stuff's all in the past.

All I know about your present is your name.

Well, alright. Uh...| have two idols.

- Who are they? - You and May Ruse.

When are you getting married?

When did I ever say anything about getting married?

It was in a magazine.

Everyone says you two have been together for so long

you're the perfect couple, like a fairy tale come true.

You're a Sagittarius, but she's a Leo.

You're the perfect couple according to astrology.

- What else do you know? - A lot.

You were an only child and your father was Duke Chan.

'Your love of music started with him and he was your idol.'

You studied in the States and returned in 1985

and nobody would buy your songs.

You played the piano in a hotel bar.

'No bad habits, just one ritual.'

'You jam with the Golden Oldies'

the first Saturday of every month. Atop priority.

Hello.

Yeah, what?

Again?

Okay, we'll talk later. I'm sorry.

What's going on?

Nusey Parker.

Shall we continue this at my place?

Why not?

Mr. Chan, it gets messier.

- I'm sorry. - Thank you.

Oh, yeah, the lift's been playing up again.

Get somebody to fix it, will you?

- Yeah.. - It could be dangerous.

Wow, hey, who's the genius who organized this lot?

Looks like a bomb hit it.

Your other idol.

May Rose?

Wow.

Great. I didn't think I'd ever see that again.

'I thought you two lived together.'

Which magazine did you get that from?

Knock that rumor on the head right now.

It's malicious gossip.

- She lives downstairs. - 'That's a good idea.'

Not living together but you can see each other. Very new age.

Ooh, great.

Hey, why is May Rose moving all her stuff out?

Oh, she's always moving her stuff around.

Happens several times a year.

No, you're not breaking up, are you?

Women are only happy when they give men a hard time.

Hey, that's pretty chauvinist.

Do you two fight a lot?

Wow, this is some piano.

Hey, is this where you compose?

No, it isn't. I do that in the bath.

Can you play the piano?

I can a little bit.

[instrumental “Mary Had A Little Lamb“)

Anyone home?

That thing's from my father's old place.

It isn't real.

I know that. I'm not dumb.

Garbage bin.

Wow, May Rose's signature is on this.

Why is it in the bin?

Romantic, love letter.

It's not romantic. It's just a note, that's all.

If you don't want it, I'll have it.

Whatever.

What else is there?

It's like a treasure chest.

Hey, don't just sit there. Go to May Rose and say sorry, huh?

Why should I say sorry?

It's women. They like to be pampered by men.

Of course, that gives men a lotta control over women, un?

What's "un?"

Un, understand.

Generation chasm here.

Hey, which is her side?

You wanna know what we do there too?

Sorry. Un, un.

Get out of here.

These things here, which is her set and which is your set?

- Does it matter? - Of course it does.

May Rose's would fetch about 300

and yours, a bit less, about a 100.

You're taking my garbage to sell on the streets?

Isn't that a bit greedy of you?

I'll go now.

- Why? - You'd never understand.

The rich never understand the poor.

And if we disagree, you'll always win.

Where do you live?

Uh, Kowloon City.

Planes come over at 200 ft. every two minutes

and we got a lotta cockroaches and cats too.

Plus, the landlord peeps when I take a shower.

At you?

Weird guy. That's the trouble with him.

- Can you move? - I'd love to move in.

Thanks. You can get to know me better, teach me the piano.

I'll clean the house. It's a deal. I appreciate it.

See you tomorrow then. Seven o'clock.

Good morning. Room service.

Good morning, sir. Coffee?

- It looks delicious. - It is.

'I used to love doing this as a kid.'

Playing house?

Uh, yeah, it's not all that strange.

My neighbors were girls. They always wanted to play.

Certainly had an effect.

- 'Huh?' - Oh, nothing.

Hello. How's it going?

What?

Okay, we'll talk later.

Sir, can I get you anything else?

Uh, I've gotta go to the studio. Do you wanna come by later?

Oh, I shall record with May Rose today.

You make up yet?

As you seem to be a permanent resident here now

I'll tell you the rules. Listen.

If something isn't any concern of yours

you don't ask personal questions.

So in other words, don't crowd me.

Un, un.

Well, I blew that one.

Hello.

Yes? Oh..

I don't know, she didn't say.

Alright, yeah, sure. Okay, mm-hmm, bye-bye.

The boss again. He wants you there.

He can wait. I'm not his slave.

It's good for him.

Edward, you can't live. I'll get you.

No Chance, roachy. Come here.

Oh, dear.

Hmm?

There you are.

A cockroach.

Hey, hold still. I'll get it for you.

- Get it off me! - Stand still for a moment.

I'll get it for you. Hold on! Where is it? Where did it go?

I can get it for you. Hold on!

- You, you, you.. - What's wrong?

Ouch!

Alright, get rid of all the cockroaches.

I've got lots more shampoo here.

I'm fine. Don't need anything, thanks.

- Guess I made a foul of myself. - I'm really sorry.

I guess it was a basic instinct to hit you.

You don't mind then?

No. I can't help laughing.

It's so funny.

Alright then, I'll let you off this time, alright?

- Ha ha ha. - Only because you're my idol.

'A secret tunnel here, whose idea was it?'

Sam insisted we have it. Usually I keep it locked though.

Quite right. It's what an unmarried lady should do.

You're even prettier in the flesh

than you are in your photographs.

Your skin is gorgeous. Better off without make-up.

Remember when you sang "Love You For Life"

for MTV that night and you were

that tiny little dress and it was see-through?

You looked so stunning that night. Just sexy.

You dirty little schoolboy.

Mm, not really like that.

I'm a fan, that's all. I've always been a fan of yours.

But I don't want anything at all. I'm your silent admirer.

I understand.

Blast! I'm supposed to be at the studio!

- Is Billy here yet? - Hmm.

He's recording.

- By himself? - No.

He's in there with May Ruse.

Now for the last part of the song

I wanna use all the lasers focused on him.

Then they snuggle up and he gives her a kiss.

Hey, hold on. No kissing.

I'm just a young kid, alright?

Kissing's not good for my image. Forget it.

Yuri, I missed you.

I missed you too. I've got something for ya.

Let me give you a big kiss.

Hey, hey, ten heavy-duty glow-sticks

and some heavy-duty tape.

Hey, I tried it. It hurts when you remove it.

Yeah, but it's cheap. Come on.

- What's going on out there? - He he, it's Billy.

He's with a guy. Look, he's gay.

- You can't say. - Oh, yes, I can.

I overheard them in the washroom.

They were trying to

get it on in one of the cubicles. Ha ha.

Rub this aftershave on your face every day.

Make you smell more masculine.

No wonder he didn't wanna kiss her.

- Billy boy's gay. - Yeah.

Well, he was flirting earlier with me.

Oh, you're so nice to me.

And I feel guilty about it all the time.

- I don't deserve it. - Aw.

Of course, I'm nice to you, silly.

I'm your number one fan

since we were at primary school together.

But don't get the wrong idea. A friend and a fan, nothing else.

Mr. Chan, when you go to bed tonight

better wear extra underpants.

Off we go. Boo boo.

Hey, uh, come here a minute?

Listen, I know it's none of my business.

And I do respect that you have a personal life.

However...| have been wondering...um..

Look, can we be honest?

What do you want to know?

Are you...you know?

What?

Let's try this.

Every society has its own set of rules that it lives by.

And there are sometimes things that aren't acceptable.

Now I don't mind, but other people aren't so easy-going.

I don't get it.

Are you gay?

I'm not. No.

What?

I look like a girl.

I'm a 100% man though.

Uh, whatever.

But I wanna make it clear that in this line of business

people get real sensitive about this issue.

Be careful. Just be discreet, right?

Listen, I am not gay.

- I swear to it. - Don't get so excited, huh.

- So may I go to bed now? - Goodnight.

Uh, hey!

L-listen, I just wanna let you know that, um, it's alright.

- Hey. . Uh?

Don't know if you know it already

but the lock on my door is broken.

'Yours as well. That's weird.'

Uh, no, no, no, mine's alright.

Were you thinking of coming over

in the middle of the night? To get to know me better?

Oh, no. I can't bear being disturbed at night.

It makes me violent. I mean it.

- Uh, goodnight. - Goodnight.

No. No. I'm sorry. It's a star party. Very sorry.

It's a very, very big party.

Why is it so quiet in here tonight?

'Cause I booked the whole restaurant.

It's just a way of saying sorry..

...for hitting you the other night

when you were a cockroach.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

But don't you like red wine like your boyfriend?

To be quite candid, we don't have much in common.

Uh, think I spoke out of turn.

Sam says that I seem..

Or rather..

People can read me like an open book.

I'm rather obvious for him.

A little brazen.

Really? Keep talking. You're so interesting.

Alright, Sam's obsessed with perfection.

That makes women insecure.

He's always been the same.

Luckily, I really love him.

If not for Sam..

...I'd still be working in some sleazy flea bed somewhere.

- I owe everything to him. - Hey, you've worked hard!

I mean to say, when you're up on stage everyone loves you.

They're crazy for you. You're so beautiful.

And you know, I never thought that I could meet you

never mind sing with you.

The first time I met you, my heart went pum-pum, pum-pum

pum-pum, pum-pum, pum-pum.

Petrifying, huh?

What's it like with your heart now?

Pum-pum, pum-pum

pum-pum, pum-pum.

Pounding away?

- You smell nice. - Yeah?

Hah, excuse me.

- You're huggable. - Really?

- Sorry. - I'm sorry.

What's that? What's that?

Who took that?

That'll be in the gossip column.

No problem. Sam might get jealous.

Maybe they won't publish it.

- 'Are you better now?' - 'Yes.'

Here.

Make yourself comfortable.

I'll be back just now.

What are you staring at me like that for?

You're so gorgeous.

And you're a naughty boy.

What a gorgeous little boy you are.

I've wanted to touch a lady there for the longest time..

...to see what it feels like.

Women are different from men.

Hmm-m-m...nut yet.

Please do my zip.

Tsk, I mean zip it up, not down.

You're a little too eager, my friend. Take it easy.

Sorry, sorry. I wasn't thinking.

Tsk, goodness' sake, it's a bit late now

you might as well take it off having gone this far.

You weren't thinking, huh?

I like..

Yes, Billy.

Huh?

Go on.

I'd like Sam to marry you, take you down the aisle.

That's what I would really like.

That was wrong, huh?

You're close to moronic.

You came onto me all night like God knows what.

This boy is done.

But you're my idol, I worship you.

- No, you're gay. - I'm not.

I know you're gay. Everyone in the office says you are.

What do you say?

Don't pick on me.

Well, if you're not gay, why aren't you turned on?

I think I better go.

No. Please just say it.

Just tell me, are you gay or a normal guy?

If you don't tell me, I'll never get my rest.

You're a gay. Billy, I can keep a secret.

Yes.

So tell me, whatever made you decide to be gay?

I didn't decide.

Were you forced into it somehow?

You could say that.

I knew it.

You were abused when you were a kid.

And so you turned against all women, right?

No.

Or you've got a psychological block and can't remember?

Stop asking.

That means you've never experienced

the joy of making love to a woman.

You did say you wanted to touch me here.

- It does feel nice. - Very nice.

Hey, I don't like women.

How do you know? You haven't tried.

I know lots of people who were gay

later decided to be straight.

Oh, I'm not like that.

It might be hard to begin with, but once you start"

Honestly..

But it's not as easy as all that.

Well, what is the matter? Huh?

You'd never understand.

Hey, just try me.

Have brandy with eggs, it'll stimulate your testosterone.

- But I don't like brandy. - It's easy.

You don't like brandy?

Then turn off the lights.

I'll pretend that I'm a guy.

It's impossible, with a body like that.

You haven't touched it yet. Sleep with me.

- Uh, no, I'm not tired. - Well, pretend you are.

- Come here. - I can't.

- Let me go! - I won't bite you.

- 'NO.' - Billy, come here.

IYuu'll like it, Billy.I

Get away from me.

May Ruse, please don't hurt me.

Uh?

Okay, okay then, whatever you say.

And don't worry about tonight, Billy.

Your secret's safe with me.

Shh. It's between us, alright?

If I don't get to be a normal man

you'll still be friends with me?

I'm sorry, that won't be possible.

However, I will treat you like my sister.

Well, that's pretty generous.

Yes, I guess.

- Goodnight. - Goodnight.

Be careful, sweetie. We don't want your protege usurping you.

Seen those photos of him and Madam Rosie?

I'm not scared. Nothing's happening.

He's like you.

I was sure of that.

I'd better talk to him before he messes up.

I was this, this, this...and this.

See? There are some things in life you just can't change.

I don't know why you're so afraid of Billy anyway.

He's such a skinny little runt

attractive in a very feminine way.

The trouble with you is you don't begin

to understand how gay men think.

If we don't like it with you guys

we get straight in there, no pretending.

I see someone I like, I go straight up and say it.

So then we get on with it, if we want to.

If it feels any good, then we go for it.

It's not just get along and find someone else.

Do with any man, don't waste my time.

My suggestion to you is don't lock your bedroom door.

Be open to him.

The problem's not Billy, it's you.

Um..

Are you gay?

Oh-ho.

Say what?

Look, it's fan mail.

Love letter.

But this one's from a man.

'Hey, What's happened? Huh?'

'Not again! Help! Open the dour.'

'Hey, Open this dour.'

- 'Hey--' - 'You bunch of ning-nung..'

'I told you to amend this lift.'

- 'What do you think--' - 'It's only tempurary.'

'Four thousands smackeruunies down the drainage.'

'And this only lift breaks down.'

'I hate the dark! I hate it!I

Hey, I'm the guy with the lamp.

It's alright.

How come you got these things?

I used to be scared of being trapped too

and I also hate the dark.

So I carry these and say tongue twisters.

Madonna's on a date with Maraduna

at the McDonald road McDonald's.

Got it?

- Madonna's on a McDonald's - No, no, no.

Just say it slowly.

Madonna's on a date with Maraduna

at the McDonald road's McDonald.

- Alright, okay. - That's it, do it.

Madonna's on a date with Maraduna

at the McDonald road's McDonald.

Yes, got it.

N“ Madonna's on a date with Maraduna N“

N“ At the McDonald road McDonald's MN

Come on, get up. Join.

If Madonna's on a date with Maradona

N“ At the McDonald road McDonald's MN

Do it.

If Madonna's on a date with Maradona

N“ At the McDonald road McDonald's MN

Yeah!

N“ Madonna's on a date with Maraduna N“

N“ At the McDonald road McDonald's MN

We“ shake it up baby now

Shake it up baby

N“ Twist and shout N“

N“ Twist and shout N“

Come on come on come on come on baby now

Come on baby now

Come on and work it on out If

Work it on out

If You know you twist little girl

N“ Twist little girl N“

If You know you twist so fine If

Twist so fine

Come on and twist a little closer now If

N“ Twist a little closer MN

Okay, get it off the table.

- Hey, Do.. - Shh!

Come on, hurry up.

You know, what I need the most?

I need the birdie, and, whoa, I got it.

- I got it. - That's not fair.

Hey, shh. Who's that?

Hey, hide it. Hide it quickly. Come on.

- Get rid of it. - Quick, quick.

Hi.

You..

- 'Let's get back to the game.' - 'Come un.'

'Yeah!'

You're having good time?

Yeah, you bet.

What are you doing?

Writing a song. It's the best I can come up

with after four years in the bath.

Ju-just play it again.

Is that what you wanted?

You're just a genius.

I guess you were singing about May Ruse.

The one in the song is a dream.

Why is your heart pounding like that?

I need to pee.

May Rose, the stars say that Leo's will go on a voyage

this week and your best color is red.

Have I gained weight?

Don't think so.

This is a special kind of mirror.

It makes you look thinner than you really are.

I chose it deliberately because it makes me feel more confident.

But it isn't real.

Too much reality can get right up your nose.

I remember that dress. You were it on the tour of Greece

when you did the MTV thing.

I'd prefer the one you were

at the Alan Tan concert four years ago.

You were his special guest

that's when I first fell for you.

I wish Sam took as much notice of me as you do.

Oh, but he does. He adores you.

Don't be silly, I know exactly how Sam feels about me.

- Isn't this pretty? - Hm.

He made it for me himself, the first year we started going out.

Wow, "I love you." Hey.

He's never actually said it though.

Ah, so, we fashion guys, we don't say things like that.

Every time that Sam and I have an argument

I get this card out and open it up.

But I don't keep it open for too long.

You see, I'm afraid that the music will stop.

Just recently, he's been a little glum.

He wants something different.

A simple life with ordinary people.

It's no wonder he likes you, is it?

Me?

If you were a girl, I'm sure Sam would go after you in a big way.

Couldn't you lead a simple life?

Uh, not anymore.

Well, I couldn't go back and start over again.

But since you moved in, Sam's been so much happier.

And he's writing songs.

It's like the old days, I hear him playing the piano

like he used to before.

Oh, no. I've turned from the guardian angel into a witch.

I'm destroying their fairy-tale romance

Hey, you mean, you really thinks he likes you.

Well, now, that's what he said.

He likes Billy 'cause he's ordinary.

He's only saying he likes simple things.

There's lots of other ordinary people in the world, why Billy?

Good point.

And I'm a man too.

The problem is you're really a woman.

Yeah, but Sam doesn't actually know that.

No problem with that, just tell him the truth.

Oh, you'll never understand.

Don't blame you, I don't understand.

Life's so complicated.

'What's complicated?'

Well, nothing.

I'm just trying to teach these puppets

few things about...the facts of life.

Which one's smarter?

Me, he's dumb.

- Hi. - Hi.

Alright?

Uh, Sam told me, he's much happier since you moved in here.

Because you've inspired him and made life more fun.

- Me? - Yeah, you.

He says thanks.

Hey, have you ever had, uh, one of those days

where you wake up and you have no idea what do that day?

Oh, I have days like that all the time.

Doesn't everyone?

I guess. Silly, isn't it?

Um, but what's nice, uh, is to make ourselves an adventure

just get in the car and then simply

pick a place at random and we just drive there.

We just follow the map and drive.

But I don't know how to read a map.

Is that stupid?

It's imbecilic.

Uh, sorry, perhaps it'll be more exciting like that.

Uh, but whatever, if we have a map or not, we'll do it.

And get this.

When we get hungry, then we'll stop the car and pig-out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm such a greedy pig, I'd love that.

Yeah? Well then.

Crocodile steaks and termites for dinner.

Hey, eh?

Right. Sam said to me, he thinks the four of us should stop

whatever we're doing and go on a musical adventure

in the depths of the African jungle.

What do you say?

Us four? Really?

Yes. But not yet.

Get established first and when you really need

to dig deeper into yourself, we'll go there.

Okay. Then we can race through the jungle all day

climb up a tree at night and sleep there.

Then get greeted by giraffe in the morning. Giraffe kiss.

And we can pick fruit and have it for breakfast, like monkeys.

Look, the mouse over there

the elephant.

Is that a flying elephant?

Well, why not? You see, it's a magical jungle.

We do whatever we like.

- It's a genuine offer? - It is.

As I see it, you'd be a great travelling companion.

You're cocky, and certainly nosy.

Not to mention, picky and self-opinionated, ideal.

Well, it could be easier if you were a girl.

Just treat her like one.

Oh, eh!

Oh, well, you can't have everything.

Besides, I'm grateful that I can have you as a chum.

It's alright.

Well, I never knew I was that valuable.

Didn't anyone ever say?

No, it's the first time.

Gotta go.

I want you.

What are you doing?

Stop it. You're crazy.

- What's wrong? - Nothing. You don't stop, okay?

What's wrong now?

Sorry, sorry.

'I'm attracted to man.'

'I've always loved women befure.'

Maybe I never liked them.

Silly, not all gays are born knowing their situation

and some gays aren't even born gay.

They gradually find life gets gayer as it goes along.

And yet others discover that they're gay

a lot later in life. Bit by bit.

There are many choices.

I should know. I didn't actually discover

I was gay until I was 30.

- Thirty, you say? - Mm-hm.

That's right.

And I didn't find out until last night, huh?

You've met Charles, I think.

- Hi. - Hi.

Hey, is, would it be possible do you think for a man to..

Okay, yes, you're like a guy.

I just mean that"

Could it just be, well, just spiritual?

So do you want to kiss him?

Mmm, just jump in there, it's the best thing, huh?

Don't try and think. Doesn't suit you. Go to sleep.

Hmph.

- Listen, Auntie. - Hm.

Just tell me what to do.

So, just accept you're gay.

It'll be alright.

Hurry back.

What's all this then?

I'm only takin' a short break.

Just be three days.

Nu landlady. She ran away for a week.

And took the kid.

Husband didn't notice.

Eh. And guess what?

There was a robbery here.

No one was killed though but it was on the news.

What's up? You haven't stopped ironing since you got back.

I'm in love, Si.

Bah!

In love? Are you sure?

All he has to do is just look at me and I just go weak allover.

Who is it? Sam?

I was just saying, alright?

If he as much as touches my hand, the heart goes

boom-boom-boom-boo-boo-boom, hopeless.

His heart or yours?

Oh, it's both of our hearts, but a different beat.

And then pumps, and my hands get all sweaty

and I can't breathe properly

then this hot sensation takes me over

hun-u-u-u Ia-Ia-Ia-Ia like that.

Well, anyway, Yuri, what do you think?

Could this be love?

How will I know? Never been there.

You're no help at all.

- Hey. - What?

Would you help me to lose it?

What?

Oh, you know. You know what I haven't done yet.

If you help me lose it, I'll be a real woman for him.

'Oh, great. I'm sure he'd really appreciate that'

'and your high IQ'

I'm falling in love with a guy

I know that it's not add in the long run.

And if he's my first lover

I know I'll never be able to forget him.

- So, don't do anything. - But I want to.

I can hardly get my hands off.

That's why I want to do it first with someone who doesn't matter.

- And who's that? - It's you.

Because after you, I go with Sam then I don't get upset.

Oh, well, I'm your dummy run.

Huh? Oh, I'm glad you came. Thanks, but it's allover.

A little bit of practice here then I'll do it over there

bit of him, bit of me.

Oh, shut up! Don't do it then.

II'II do it with the Iandlurd.'

Alright.

Oh no, look, a hound dug, there's flees in here.

Yeah, but we can't go back to Sam's room or she'll lose it

so go to sleep.

Go to sleep.

Uh!

What're you doing? We can't.

We can.

I'm a man though.

I know.

Ah.

I can't.

I can't!

I'm sorry.

Not with a man.

Look, I..

I'm not"

Hey, but you didn't get much of a tan in Singapore, did you?

Shall I open the roof, we can let the sun in

to liven your tan up a bit?

No, thanks.

Well, fine. AI-alright.

Now, are these windows working okay?

Seems alright.

Where's Mr. Chan?

Uh, hm, Mr. Chan?

Where is he?

In Singapore for how long, was it?

Oh, where is Mr. Chan?

Uh, we haven't actually seen him for three days.

Hey, Billy.

Why are you all packed up? Where're you going?

Uh, I'm leaving.

Well, Sam's already gone, and you're going.

What's going on?

Why are you crying?

What on earth has happened?

I messed up everything.

Messed up everything? What's that?

Just explain slowly, I won't yell at you, okay?

I've fallen for, Mr. Chan.

Lots of girls fall for him.

But you're not a girl.

You're homosexual and Sam is straight.

There's no way he could be interested in a man, really.

- Did he do anything? - No.

- He came unto you? - No.

- Did he do anything? Huh? - No.

Well, if he did anything, he was blotto.

If you are feeling horny, go pick up someone else

leave my guy alone.

And to think, I've been treating you like my sister.

You promised you won't yell.

Listen, get real.

He'll never love you. You're the wrong sex, kid.

He only likes women.

Get that? Real women.

But I'm a real woman.

I've heard of wishful thinking.

Let's take a look at what a woman is. I'm a woman.

See what I've got that you haven't, they're called breasts.

You don't have any, you don't have any, you..

They're not my biggest asset.

For sure.

Nothing happened. He didn't do anything.

He ran off and I never saw him again.

Get out.

And look, I won't tell anyone you're a woman.

Don't worry about that.

But know that I can't lose Sam.

I...I need that guy.

You must never see him again.

Please, don't cry.

I'm begging.. Sam mustn't find you again.

Can you agree?

Well, if I can, win you really guarantee..

...that you two will stay together.

Like before in your fairytale?

Billy. Yes, I can.

So, you've been walkabout?

I suppose you know, everyone's looking for you.

Did they find me?

Nu trace.

Of course they didn't.

Let me know if they do. I don't know where I am.

I know what happened between you.

And I love Billy, like he's my own sister.

And you like him too. You just got in too close that's all.

He's your protege.

You always fall in love with your singers.

You did with me.

It's alright. You just got him confused with me.

Come, Sam, I'll delay the concert.

And give us space.

Things can just stay the same.

Hmm?

I can't go back to how we were.

Oh, plague on him.

He was like a sister to me.

It's alright he's gone, Sam. He won't be back again.

It had nothing to do with Billy it was between us.

It wasn't. You and I are the perfect couple.

Everyone knows that--

Look it's a fantasy. It doesn't exists.

It isn't real. We've been deceiving ourselves.

- Do you hear me? - I won't hear it.

You will hear it. I want you to understand.

Can't you see we're not this delusion.

This fantasy you have of the ideal couple--

- No, no. - We're not right together.

You're looking for a way to dump me. You've fallen for Billy.

I didn't do anything. I'm not gay.

Do you love Billy?

Sam. Sam.

Sam.

I'm sorry.

'Ladies and gentlemen and the winner of the 1995'

'commercial radio top female artist this year is..'

Thank you, everybody. Thanks.

Thanks a lot, everybody.

Tonight I'm delighted to be able to accept this honor

for the forth time.

And thank you.

Now, tonight I have something very special to say.

What is it? A concert?

Of course it's not a concert.

All you single guys had better pay special attention now.

I'm available again.

And that's because Sam and I have split up.

But anyway. I'll take this opportunity to thank him.

'Thank you, Sam.'

'Fur helping and ordinary woman, to blossom under your care.'

'You gave me a new life.'

'You gave me love, you gave me music.'

'Yes music and joy.'

And because you love me. Now, I realize I'll be able to cope.

I know this for the first time.

As I go into the future...alone.

And whether I succeeded or not.

'Thanks to Sam...| have so much more confidence and courage.'

Sam, honestly I won't let you down.

I will stand here and win this award for you again.

I love you, Sam.

Always.

Hey. What's wrong?

You wouldn't understand.

Sam?

They...they had a perfect relationship

and I ruined it for them.

I understand.

Cry. Just let it flew.

It will do you good to cry.

Bold girl.

- Thank you. - Congratulations.

- Hey, here is to us. - Congratulations.

Congratulations!

- Well, thanks very much. - Really.

Here have a taste of this.

Oh, good.

- How does that taste? - How does that taste, huh?

Been a while, huh?

Lot of things I haven't done in a while.

- You enjoy. - Bye. Better get another.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Congratulations, darling. - 'Thank you.'

- 'You look so pretty tonight.' - 'Thanks.'

Hey, long time no see.

Thank you.

Are you heard?

These are for you.

Africa.

But what about your concert tour?

I didn't say I was going to Africa.

Things change.

I'll never go back and be an ordinary person lets face it.

I'm not the girl next door type.

And all the best fairytales that I know off.

Everyone always gets their dream.

A happy ending.

Well, we're gonna have a happy ending.

Go our separate ways, but be friends forever.

Right?

Your best friend.

Wow! You've been crying for two hours.

- Buy. - You wouldn't understand.

What wouldn't I understand?

When I was breaking up their relationship

you know what...| was happy.

Oh. | get it.

You wanna be happy again.

But how?

Right, left, right.

- Left-- - Do I have to scratch again?

Just do it. Don't ask questions.

Right, left, right, left. Faster now.

Faster. Now, can you see someone up ahead there?

It's the landlord.

Get out of it. It's Sam, huh.

- Hello, Sam. Hi. - That isn't funny.

There he is. Right over there.

Visualize. Over there.

Sam, hi.

Okay. Try it. Come on.

- Sam, hi. - Sam.

- Right. Happier now? - Yes, sir.

- See. - Sam.

Is he getting more real and bigger?

- You are. - You know what it's like?

The close you get to something, the bigger it appears.

- Do it again. Hi, Sam. - Hi, Sam.

Okay. Faster.

Hey, Billy.

Faster. Go on.

- Mwah. - Hey, come back.

- What? - You gotta get changed.

You can't go to him looking like that.

Okay, Sam.

I'm ready.

'Good girl. Go for it.'

Taxi. Taxi.

Hey. Hey, hey, stop.

Bike. Bike's what I need.

Oh.

Please, continue.

Oh, whoopsie!

Oh!

It does nothing for me at all.

I was always a girl.

A girl. That's the truth.

I'm not a ghost.

Doesn't matter what you are.

All I know is I love you.

- 'Oh, not again.' - 'Huh. Who care.'

Listen to my have

II I know you understand

Listen to my have

My have