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Hello? Thanks for the opportunity.

Is everything okay?

It's nothing.

It doesn't look like nothing.

Fuck, it's nothing.

I work so fucking hard.

I do everything right.

I'm fucking perfect.

I'm better than perfect.

I fucking meditate every day.

I'm really sorry.

That's fine.

I'll just have to try harder for next time.

You'll find something, okay?

You deserve it.

Thanks.

Look, I know I've been a real bitch lately.

No, honestly, it's okay.

Trust me, I'd be annoyed with me too if I were you.

I'm not crazy, right?

No. We just have different outlooks.

You're totally serious about aspiring to nothing, aren't you?

Yeah, 100%. And you're happy?

More or less, yeah.

You're relaxed?

Yeah, I'm relaxed.

Do you meditate?

Fuck no.

You are such a mystery.

I'm really not, though. It's not that complicated.

It is, though.

I mean, everything that we do, everything tells us that we were

hustle, and you're just... You say fuck it to it all.

Well, you did sum it up quite nicely.

Do you have something to say?

Um, you can say no if you want to.

Well, first you have to tell me.

Um, I... I just want to know what it's like to be you for a day.

That's it?

Well, first step, back to bed.

Come on.

Really?

Okay.

Alrighty.

Hop in.

Just get comfortable and be normal.

Now what?

Nothing.

Nothing?

Yeah, I mean, you could look on your phone or sleep.

I mean, we can talk if you want to, but it just can't be about anything

important.

And you do this all day?

Yeah. My ex used to call me a bed witch.

What does that even mean?

I don't even know.

I think she meant like, I'm just a little dinky witch and the bed is my

So, you're like magic?

Mm -hmm.

I didn't know that you like girls.

Yeah, I mean, girls are just way more chill.

So, why'd you guys break up?

I said no to important conversations during bedtime.

Come on, I don't know anything about you.

Okay, well, she just got tired of doing nothing all day.

And you don't want to do anything about that?

No, not really. I mean, I'm happy for her.

There's no bad blood between us.

Don't take this the wrong way, but I just never imagined you being intimate

anybody.

It's not that you're not pretty. It's just that you're...

I'm what?

So chill?

Well, chill can be nice.

It's just that I... I mean, every relationship that I've ever had, it's

felt competitive.

Well, I don't think that sucks.

No, it's always pushed me to be a better person.

Doesn't that ever get tiring?

I mean, I suppose so.

Sometimes we only want to be loved for who we are and not

our potential.

Do you like me?

You intrigue me.

That's not the same.

Okay, I like you.

You're pretty and you're smart and you're actually really nice when you're

being a total judgmental bitch.

You really think that?

I just don't want you bugging me later. This is just chill fun.

I'll try.

This is your domain, isn't it?

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'd say you're overdressed.

So fabulous, man.

You're so pretty.

So pretty.

You're so fucking beautiful.

Is that pretty fucking nice?

Oh, you want to talk.

Oh,

look

at those panties.

Put myself in a face tag, really.

A little slingshot. Love it. It's great.

I think you get to play how you want to so far.

You always work so hard.

I want you to just enjoy yourself.

Wow.

So beautiful.

You're so fucking beautiful.

I don't like saying that out loud to you.

You're such a pretty boy.

Look at that.

Look at that.

Look

at me.

Oh, my God. You're so soft.

Oh my God.

Thank you.

Did you use that perfume on your pussy?

No. No, thank you.

Oh,

my

God.

Mmm.

Yeah, I'm making it harder on me.

Oh, fuck.

I need to have access to this pussy now.

But of course.

Oh my god.

when you stuck your finger in it.

I don't know how hard to grow with you. You're so sensitive.

I know.

I think we should do something more.

Make it come.

Yes, yes.

Just on top?

Press up against your head.

Oh, God.

I don't see nothing yet, girl. Oh my god.

How about we flash the card to drive by?

Sure.

Wanna go now? No.

God damn it.

What?

I'm not allowed to be insecure?

Show them to me.

Are you fucking serious?

Yeah.

No!

What does it matter if you don't care? Action.

You can't.

I'm sorry.

You suck. Let me do that.

Action.