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My name is Debbie, and this is my girl.

Let's go! This girl is cheating all over the world.

Let's go!

I like me, I like me.

Watch me now as I do my thing. Go Debbie!

Lady, lady, don't stop.

If it's me, I'll take you far.

Ooh, she thinks me bad. Well, that's the way I know I'm bad.

Ooh, she thinks me bad. Lady, please.

Work it, girl.

Sally is a guy. I like her bad.

And though she wants to watch him, put me to the test.

All the guys want me on their team.

They think they're gonna treat me like a school bike team.

Teddy, Teddy, she's the best. She does better than all of us.

Lady,

lady, I'm a star. Stick with me, I'll take you far.

She thinks he's bad. I know I'm bad.

She thinks it's bad. The lady, please.

Lady, lady, dumb as thought. Dig with me, I'll take you far.

She thinks it's hot. Correct me, please. I know I'm hot.

She thinks it's hot. The lady, please.

She thinks it's me. Correct me, please. I know I'm me.

She thinks she's me. The lady, please.

She thinks it's bad. Correct me, please. I know I'm bad.

Thank you.

No, let's do it.

Take it right for it, Debbie and Jody. Let's keep it going, guys.

Is this what I sacrificed for all those years, so you could end up in a place

like this?

Mother, it's just temporary until something better comes along.

Like what?

Like what I've always dreamed about, being a model.

You know, have my picture on the cover of a national magazine.

Well, baby, you're not going to get there from here.

Listen to me, Debbie.

You've got it all right now.

Youth, beauty, and the hottest little pussy in town.

But you won't be young forever.

You've got to strike while the iron is hot.

And what's that supposed to mean?

It means if you really want to be a cover girl... It means that if you want

be a cover girl, then you've got to put yourself someplace where the most

important people can see you. Like where?

Like on the basketball court.

I'm not in college anymore.

I'm not talking about college. I'm talking about the pros.

The Texas Tigers have a great cheerleading team right now.

Professional cheerleading?

Excuse me.

You'd be on TV every time they played.

No, Mom.

I've been there. I've done that.

Don't flip it off with a stupid cliche.

You're the best, baby.

You know, you're even better than me. And in my day, I was... Mom, save it.

I've heard it all before. Please.

The Texas Tigers are our Disney cheerleaders right now.

Cheerleading is just not my thing.

That was yours, not mine.

Here's your future, Debbie.

Take it or leave it.

Hi, Althea. What are you doing here? I thought you were dancing.

Well, it's a career change.

Besides, the pay is really good.

I know.

And I'll do anything for money.

What's our competition look like?

What's Joanie doing here?

Looks like she's doing a little dreaming.

But the rest of them look great.

That's it.

There's no way I can possibly compete with all of those show -offs.

Watch it, darling.

Um, I was just, um... Dallas Wooster.

Forward.

Okay, I got your time?

No, um, I was just, um, trying out for cheerleading.

Come on, Dallas, we're gonna be late.

No way.

Well, at least there's cheerleading.

You are?

I'm Debbie.

Debbie.

Good luck to you, Debbie, darling.

I'll be watching.

I thought you were out of here.

Well, um, I was, but I changed my mind.

I'm going for the jackpot.

I want

you

to put your throbbing dick in my mouth.

Bye, baby.

Oh, Dallas.

Oh, yeah.

I want you to fuck me so hard.

I want to feel your hot, tongue -licking empathy.

Debbie?

Debbie!

What is it, mother?

Will you quit playing with yourself and come down here so we can make some

plans?

I'll be down in a minute.

Okay.

Only five of you made the finals. Now only two can make the team.

Me and Althea. I want her on the team with me.

Okay. I want to know everything about those girls. I want to know where they

live, what kind of car they drive.

You point them out to me tomorrow.

You going to practice?

Well, absolutely, darling.

Every day.

We're going to do whatever it takes to get my baby on that team.

Mother, you've got something up your sleeve.

Fuckin' A, I do.

Oh, baby, you're gonna be a cheerleader.

We're not gonna lose out twice.

Oh, and Debbie, wash your hands when you're finished.

How does she always know when I'm doing that?

And there's Joni.

Do you remember her? From the strip club? Oh, yeah. She used to work with

And right over there is Slim and Louise.

They're our toughest competition.

They're really awesome.

I see.

All right, girls, grab a partner and do some stretches.

And who's the guy?

Oh, that's Chewy. He's the Tigers forward.

And over there, that's the coordinator.

Um, she's Madeline. She hires all the cheerleaders. And she's a bulldog.

Mm -hmm.

And right over there, that's Coach Fowler.

Fowler? Mm -hmm. He coached the basketball team when I was in college.

He's a no -good, son -of -a -bitch, slimeball asshole.

He's the reason I never made the cheerleading team.

Really? Why?

Well, I asked him to use his pool to give me a little edge, you know.

And, uh, well...

I used to do some things for him, you know, in his office, like help him with

his paperwork and run some errands and shuffle some papers.

Well,

apparently he was messing around with one of the other girls, one of my

competition.

And I can think he was fooling around with her. Well, I would never do

like that, mind you, because I have too many values for that, family values.

And, well, one thing led to another, and I guess she was the... She was the...

The one who got me where I was supposed to be.

What a jerk.

Why didn't he just go down there and get in his face?

Because it's your moment to shine, baby.

So you find a sweet spot and you go for it.

Hi there.

Hi, Dallas.

This is my Aunt Kathy.

Dallas. Worcester.

Forward. Power forward. Oh, I'm impressed.

You're just the man I wanted to see.

Could you go over to the coordinator and put in a good word for Debbie here?

Oh, no, you all can do that yourself.

The coordinator likes to meet the families of the girls.

I see. I think I'll do that. I think I'll do that. You want to come with me?

All right. I'll see you all later.

So, you think she's pretty?

Sure.

Runs in the family.

Bye.

Oh.

the team?

Yes, she wins.

Why me?

Why me?

So I've invited Dallas over for dinner tonight.

He said yes.

That's great, baby. But who's going to cook?

Ow, my feet.

What happened to her?

I don't know.

Maybe we should get takeout.

And Debbie was the only cheerleader that had any sense of rhythm at all.

And guess what? They voted her head choreographer and she got to make up all

drills. Don't you have any dishes to do or something, Aunt Kathy?

I'm sure you're boring Dallas to death.

No, you're not, really.

Oh, where is my brain?

You two kids want to be alone?

No, it's okay, really.

Dallas, it was so nice seeing you again.

Does your aunt live here with you?

Um, no. She's from Tucson.

Is she married?

Why, you want to fuck her?

I can't fuck anybody right now. I'm in training.

Oh, not even just a little tryout?

You know I've been wanting to do this to you ever since we met.

Oh boy, look at the time.

I gotta go.

Dinner's been real, real good.

Thank your aunt for me.

Real nice.

Bye.

Honey.

He's gone.

Fuck it.

I'm going to bed.

Well, don't forget to vlog.

Did you forget something?

You're all doing very well, girls.

Just a few more notes and you can go.

For those of you who make the team, this will be a year of great opportunity.

Youth and Beauty Magazine has offered to do a tough layout for every Texas Tiger

cheerleader.

Offers are coming in for group appearances on a number of television

We have to make the team.

My whole life depends on it. You will, baby. You will make it.

Althea, how good are you at that thing?

There's no trick to it. I just aim it and press the little button. Why?

See those two over there?

They're up to no good. I can feel it.

If you were to get some compromising positions of them, you know, just a

photographs, we'd be rid of them for good. And you and my baby?

would make the team for sure.

I can do that. That'll work.

Ooh.

Hmm.

um

I'm sorry.

I'm so embarrassed.

Come here.

Are you all right?

um um

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Thank you.

It's better to come over.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

I'm coming. I'm coming.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

I'm coming.

Yeah. Can I come in?

Oh, sure. Come on in.

Have a seat.

Well?

Do you have a boyfriend in Tucson?

Tucson? Now, why would I have a boyfriend in Tucson?

You mean you don't?

Dallas, what's this all about?

Will you go out with me sometime?

Maybe.

If you'd be willing to do a few little things for me.

Yeah, like what?

Like help me get Debbie on the team.

Sure, anything you want.

Uh, Dallas just came here to ask you out, didn't you, Dallas?

I did?

Yes, you did.

I did.

Cool. Like when?

Friday night.

Friday's great.

I'll call you. We'll work it out.

Sure.

I gotta go.

I don't understand.

Dallas is acting kind of strange.

What's wrong with this picture?

He's just a little nervous.

Pictures! Pictures!

Althea, tell me you got the pictures.

My stupid camera crept out on me. I didn't get one shot.

Damn, Sam.

But I got a lot of dirt on everybody.

Good. Dirt's good. We like dirt.

Now you tell me every little detail, honey. Don't you give a little thing,

single thing.

Ready, girls?

Watch the door.

All right, now.

Let's see.

That must be Louise's.

This must be Debbie's.

My baby.

Where is it?

Aha, here we go.

Have I got something for you, my little friend.

That chick is an a -hole.

I'm gonna get a good one.

Ready, girls?

One, two, three.

Go! Vic, you're doing the wrong cheer.

Who's to say? What cheer am I supposed to do? I'm the head of the cheerleaders.

Okay, you're the head of the cheerleaders, so you should tell us what

supposed to be doing. Wait a second. You should tell us what we're supposed to

be doing when we're supposed to be doing it. I told you, you weren't listening.

I was still listening. What is it to do?

You know the price we pay for being cheerleaders.

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

What does it mean?

Maybe your luck has run out.

Uh, Louise, you got a phone call.

In the office.

You could get the stuff in Reptile U too, Louise.

Would you like that?

No?

Well, then you better get out of town, because we're on to you.

So who do you think would do such a thing anyway?

Trust me, I don't even want to think about it.

We just need to get some good stuff on the coach.

Sounds like a plan.

What can I do for you?

I'm Debbie, and this is Louise, and we're cheerleaders.

I remember seeing you girls in the field practicing. Pretty good.

Well, I'm glad you think so, because we're here to ask you for your pull to

on the team.

Now, why would I want to do that?

Because we're the best.

Really?

Yeah.

And, um, I believe you know my mother...

She worked with you in college, Kathy Winters.

Kathy Winters?

Yeah,

I remember your mother.

She was a very good worker. She really put everything she had into it.

And she came to me for help once, too.

Yeah, but I guess she was kind of square and you couldn't help her out much.

And you're more with it, I suppose.

Yeah, well... We will do anything to get on the team.

You don't say.

Anything.

I guess I won't be in this anymore, will I?

Nope.

We got the whistle here.

I think we got ourselves more than a whistle.

Oh.

Oh!

Yeah.

No.

Rain on their parade.

That's nasty.

Just

do

it.

Come on here, I want you down there.

Did you

see

that?

My own mother. Can you believe she would do this to me?

And Dallas.

It's Friday night.

You have a date with him tonight. You still gonna go?

Yeah.

Yeah, and you are too.

Is your camera still working?

Good as new.

Why, you got a plan?

Yeah.

I'm gonna get them both.

I'm gonna get him first.

Are you working on it? Yeah, I'm working on it.

I was just, uh... You need to sweat.

Almost done. Almost done.

Ah, yep.

There it is.

You know Kathy?

Huh?

You wanna fuck her deep and hard, don't you?

Huh, Mr. Power Forward?

Huh? Guess what?

She's not my aunt Kathy, she's my mother.

My old, old mother.

I don't like that.

Huh?

Just think, by this time tomorrow, we'll be on the way to fame and fortune.

And sweet revenge.

Someone peed on my clothes.

Are you serious?

Smell them.

Oh, God.

Oh, mine too.

What?

Well, don't look at me.

Look around. I'm sure you'll find a clue.

Are you trying to tell me somebody peed on your clothes on purpose?

On my shorts, my shoes, everything.

Yeah? Well, mine too.

She even destroyed my good luck doll and threatened my life on the phone. You

said she. How do you know it's a woman?

Well, we found this on the floor.

What do you think we should do about it? Nothing.

We'll let Buddy Shot handle it. He owns the team. He'll know what to do. Eh?

He's a tyrant. We are going to make such cash out of him.

Yeah.

So, Kathy, I hear you're in trouble.

Buddy, you haven't changed.

You're still the most gorgeous guy on campus.

We're not on campus anymore.

And there's two very angry young ladies about to sue your ass off, Kathy.

For what?

For wanting my daughter to be on the cheerleading team?

If I had known you'd own the Texas Tigers to begin with.

I would have skipped all the bullshit and come right to you.

You remember this room?

Remember it?

How could I forget it?

Why, this house looks the same as when your daddy owned it.

I've dreamt about this place.

About us.

I've never gotten over you.

Nor I over you.

Oh, romantic.

You always were a kinky fuck.

That's why I loved you.

You know, they want me to take your daughter out of the competition.

You can't do that.

Why not?

Well, because the protection that we used in those days

didn't always work.

Debbie's your daughter, too.

But you knew that, didn't you?

Ah.

uh um

Mm.

you

oh yes

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

Oh.

You can't go back to stripping.

Yes, I can. I'm not a fucking cheerleader.

You quit the team before the final competition.

Yes, Mother, that was your dream, not mine.

And I don't like those people. I don't like the world or what you become when

you're in it.

And that's all.

You're never going to believe it.

You know those pictures I took that night of you and Dallas?

Yeah, um, I never... I had another roll of film. I sent it to Scandal Magazine.

You know me.

I'll do anything for money.

I got the cover? Mm -hmm.

I got the cover, Mom.

You got the cover, baby?

Mom, do you see this? I got the cover. Oh, baby.

Oh, my

baby's gonna

be... Star, now remember where you came from.

Now, Mother, look, this is only a test, and if the pictures turn out good, I

might be a centerfold.

Don't become a Hollywood snob and always put yourself in some place where

important people can see you.

I will, Mom. Now just wish the best for me. I wish you the best, and I'm going

to miss my baby.

Bye, Mom. Bye -bye, honey. I love you. I love you, too. Don't forget to wash

your hands.

My little girl, I'm going to miss you so much.

I'll be here, Father.

Buddy. Buddy!

Buddy! Come on. Get your head out of that girl's face.