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Previously, on "Below Deck Down Under"...

I’m thinking about bringing in an a lead deckhand.

Someone with experience.

Luka.

-Hello, darling! -Hello. Oh my God.

During this charter, we’ve got a lot to prove on the deck side.

He’s going to take lead, go to him if I’m not there.

Coming in so late in the season,

I really want to jump in and prove myself.

Joao seems like a really strong leader.

I want to be that support to take whatever

weight I can off his shoulders.

It’s so good having someone with some experience mate,

I can’t even tell you.

I bet.

For next charter, I would love to have you on service.

You seem like you’re a little bit tipsy.

I took some of the pina colada.

This is a verbal warning, okay?

Yeah.

You slip up again, finished.

-Okay. -Done.

I will not slip up again.

Good on ya. Subject closed.

-Enjoy your night. -Thank you.

How are you feeling?

I really enjoy what Joao and I have.

I love the banter.

I want to do something special for Jaimee

and ask her to be my girlfriend.

-I can hear you. -Oh, [bleep].

Even though I’ve only known Jaimee a short time,

we’ve had an immediate connection.

I made you this.

You want me to tick the box?

Like, you’re 30... years old.

Oh my God.

To meet someone that fast and have

that type of connection and bond is very rare for me.

And I have something very important to ask you.

-You’ll need this. -What?

-You’ll need that. -A pen?

You’ll need this, too.

I made you this.

"Jaimee, I remember the first day I met you in the pantry.

"I was blown away.

"I thought, how did we get so lucky?

"And where did we find this super stew?

"I think you are the most beautiful girl in the world.

So please check a box for me."

I haven’t asked this question

since probably elementary school on the playground.

You want me to tick the box?

I’m actually not a fan of the tick the box.

That’s like for the DMV or COVID symptoms.

I wasn’t planning on ticking yes or no to,

"Do you want to be my girlfriend?"

What if I tick no?

I’ll probably just pack my bags.

He said five o’clock. It’s already been 15 minutes.

If she hasn’t ticked the box by now...

If she hasn’t ticked the box by now.

Where’s the champagne then?

It’s in the upper pantry.

What’s your decision?

Can I just say yes?

Do whatever you want.

So that was a yes.

Yeah, it’s a yes.

It’s a yes. Wow.

I really didn’t think I’d be coming onto this boat

and finding a boyfriend, that’s for sure.

-Cheers. -Cheers.

Cheers to a new relationship and new adventures.

Uh-huh.

Okay, we should just goes here on the steps.

Yeah, I thought I was going to get fired.

Is there something specific that you did?

Yeah, I drank the piña colada.

I’m sorry, so we’re not allowed to drink now?

No. Nope.

-Oh, [bleep] me. -Yeah.

Honestly, I feel like a ----ing idiot.

But we all need to [bleep] up sometimes.

Jesus Christ, the amount of ----ing stuff

-in this place is unreal. -Yeah, that’s true.

I actually would put this down to Aesha.

Maybe she should get fired

because the piña colada on this boat’s too good.

-Yeah. -Oh, you look amazing.

Do you think it’s too booby-ish though?

Nah, you’ll be alright. Just don’t dance too hard.

Oh, imagine, ooh!

None of this.

Oh!

What’s the scoop with Joao?

I feel like you guys just hit it off so much.

-Do you like him? -I do.

What’s happening, bro?

How are you, bro?

-You do. -I know that I can’t...

Because of the whole past relationship situation.

Yeah, and Aesha had this huge go at me.

She was basically, I don’t trust him.

He’s two people.

I think people can change.

Joao that I’ve seen, I just love.

I know.

I think I’m just at the stage now where I’m just like,

I’m willing to give it a bit of a chance,

but [bleep] me, don’t embarrass me.

-Keep my heart safe. -We close that off.

Open the legs. Close my heart.

I do that, too.

Glad you’re here, babe.

I’ve been like really holding in a piss this whole time.

Oh, go pee.

-Hola, Chiquita. -Hi.

-Thank you. -What’s happening?

You look amazing.

Yeah. You look beautiful.

I shaved like fully like a slippery dolphin,

so I’m ready to get into a very small bikini tonight as well.

Yeah, but it’s so good.

What?

Oh, Culver’s packing up his date.

Yay or nay?

We got a yay.

-Yeah! -We got a yay.

Nice.

[laughing]

-Can I read it? -Yeah.

-I hear. -Jaimee.

"How did we get so lucky

and where did we find the super stew?"

You ticked yes! Are you excited?

-Yeah! -Oh, my God.

You’ve got a boyfriend!

This is so cute.

Oh, my God. I just love this.

This is beautiful.

I mean, yes, it’s quite soon, but it’s beautiful.

What’s going on?

You seem like in shock.

-Or not happy or what? -Oh, I’m so happy.

-I think she’s shocked. -Yeah, I’m in shock.

Where’s Culver, I’m going to congratulate him.

Oh, my God. Good grief.

I just need to, like, drink this.

Mm-hmm.

And I also need to drink...

-Culver! -Yes?

-Culver! -Yes, yes?

Yay!

-All right, let’s go! -Let’s go.

All right, girl’s van!

No prob.

We’re gonna get to know Luka tonight

When we get to the dinner table,

we should all have one question to ask him.

I love it.

Budgies when we get home.

Obviously.

No, you can’t.

-Ladies, welcome to dinner. -Thank you.

-You ready for dinner? -Yeah.

Miss Chief.

All right, guys, so this evening we’ll just be running

a selection of chef’s favorites as well as our signature dishes.

We do have a coconut chili margarita.

Oh, yes.

-Yes. -Yeah!

Thank you!

Obviously, Luka is new

so why don’t we go around the table

and ask him a question about him to get to know him.

-Oh, yeah! -Icebreaker.

Way to put me on the spot, darling.

Woo!

-That’s so good. -It’s so good, isn’t it?

I have a question for Luka.

Do you wax, shave, or keep it natural down?

-Au natural. -I’m trimmed up, baby.

Oh!

My turn?

-Are you single? [purrs] -Yeah, baby.

[cheering]

I want to now what is the best thing

that’s ever happened in your life?

I think meeting you guys.

[cheering]

-For sure. -Good answer.

So to start with just got a few grazing boards.

Oh. Thank you.

-Dude, this sauce is like... -Amazing?

-Amazing. -Wow.

Oh my God!

Yay!

It’s insane!

Oh!

You know, mate?

-We should sit in this... -All night!

I’ve been wanting to sit with you guys.

Finally, you made it!

Come on, come on, let me up in here.

Give Culver a bit of space.

Come on get in there, right?

Hey, he doesn’t need much. Just give him a little.

[laughing]

Joao is like, so...

To be completely honest with you

I see you guys together so much.

I think holy [bleep] they have so much chemistry.

And I think they get along so well.

Starting the night off...

You have to understand I’ve known him for like three years.

This is like such a big risk for me.

For the past two weeks like you guys have been cuddling.

He’s been flirting with you so much.

I think you should.

Good night, guys.

[chattering]

Here’s to a bloody good ----ing charter, boys.

Ladies, cheers.

[chattering, shouting]

What?

Hey?

What?

Hey?

Oh!

Holy sh--.

I’m here all night. Thank you.

Um...

Why are you hiding, bro? It’s your bill.

What is the bill? What is it?

Okay, well, hold on one second.

Let me go figure it out.

-What is that? -317.17

Look at the end of every crew night dinner

someone pays the bill.

I’ll get this because I just got $2,000.

Tsarina’s done it. Joao’s done it.

I’ve done it. Hell, now Jaimee’s done it.

Everyone’s paid the bill except Culver

Who has extra charter tips?

No, I paid for the first one. I paid for the first one.

So what’s the plan?

-Back to the jacuzzi. -Jacuzzi.

All good?

Ladies and gentlemen. [whistles]

To the boat.

Get in the ----ing van, mate.

I’m pretty sure sh-- just hit the fan in there.

Is this the man who paid the bill?

-She’s not pissed. -Okay, perfect.

Harry has trouble reading women.

[laughing]

----ing smack. Mate, mate.

What’s up with you and Joao tonight?

-What was that about? -Yes, tell us.

Do you think I’m an idiot?

Yes, but that’s fine. We’ve all been an idiot.

We’re home, you idiots.

For [bleep]’s sakes. Stop it. Stop it.

Budgie smugglers in the boys cabin, let’s go.

That’s my cue.

-Yes. -You sure?

Yes.

These ones the captain wore. I feel honored.

-Harry? -Harry?

-Yeah. -Right now.

Where are the mullets?

They’re right here.

Hurry up.

-Joao. -Hurry, I only got three.

Let’s go. Mullet party.

One second.

-Budgies here. -Where’s my budgies here?

-Joao needs one. -There’s only three.

-I’ll take that. -Can we go up to the hot tub?

We’re taking the chicken crimpies up with us.

I know what it is.

You know, I’m going to be honest with you.

Captain filled that up a little bit more than you did.

[shouting]

[laughing]

-For [bleep]’s sake. -What?

I actually don’t know if I want to make it a thing anymore.

Oh my God.

What the [bleep]? Are you serious?

I’m your girlfriend now

and you’re having a mullet party in the hot tub.

Why don’t you bring me that card back

and I’m just going to check no.

Just trying to...

Are you going to go up to the hot tub first?

-For a little bit? -Yeah.

You know how it goes, Aesh.

I want to... [slurps]

[cheering]

Okay, okay. Come on now.

Is this a budgie smuggler mullet party or what?

Yeah!

Woo!

Who else is coming in?

Well, Aesha’s gone to bed because she always goes to bed.

Where’s Jaimee? Where’s your girlfriend?

I think she’s coming up.

She’s pissed with you, bro.

Get out.

Are you gonna go find her?

-Go on. -Go find Jaimee.

I just went to find you at the hot tub.

I just was going to find you.

I know that he’s a people pleaser

and he’s just going and having fun after a night out.

So I can’t be that mad at him.

Cool, five, huh?

Solid.

I don’t know who’s in charge of turning this off

but I don’t want to be a part of it.

Need to go to bed.

[grunts]

Can we turn the lights off?

[moaning]

[moaning]

[bleep]

[alarm blaring]

What a gorgeous day.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Coming up...

Oh, hey boys!

Can we get them to serve us drinks in speedos?

Yes!

[cheering]

They’re just looking at you with these sparkly eyes.

They’re hungry.

Good morning!

Oh, my vagina is quite sore, hey?

Oh.

How was the evening?

Tell me.

Oh, my God.

-He’s circumcised.. -Oh, is he?

Shalom.

There was no holding back last night.

Oh, my God.

I really could have happily gone my whole life

not knowing any details about Joao’s penis.

-I mean, I think it was a... -Good morning.

Should we tell them about the baby?

I think we’re ready to tell them.

It feels amazing to connect with Tzarina,

and then we connected again and again,

and then we connected another time again.

You’re not going to regret this.

Never. Why would I?

The first thing I told her was that you’re circumcised.

I’m just so impressed.

Oh, I’m scared to see the sun.

I’m really scared to see the sun.

Oh, it’s such a beautiful day.

-Have a good day. -You too.

I’ll see you around.

-Morning, mate. -Good morning.

-Last night was wild. -Really?

-Oh, yeah. -You had fun?

Yeah, it was a really good time.

Yeah.

Joao and Tzarina, finally.

I don’t need to know that.

We’ve got to remember there’s all that stuff down on the bow,

all that equipment. We can’t get that wet.

Oh.

-Are you okay? -Yeah.

you start to feel a bit like a dick, you know,

but then your dick is beautiful.

I feel good this morning,

and I’m glad that I finally really did something for myself.

I think we’re going to be really good friends,

-your penis and I. -Oh, my God.

Joao is just amazing,

and, yeah, I’m on cloud nine.

Attention, attention.

Tsarina, Joao and Aesha,

please meet in the crew mess in five minutes

for a preference sheet meeting.

Copy that.

Mmm. Mmm.

-Hello. -What’s up?

-All right, guys. -What have we got here?

San Francisco-based co-primaries and longtime friends,

Zara Rowbotham and Melissa Peroni,

are traveling with their closest friends

for the ultimate girl’s trip.

They’ll be celebrating two birthdays, a divorce,

and just generally being awesome.

-[laughing] -Nice.

Shoshana, she’ll be eating semi-Kosher.

Ji dislikes anything with lots of starch,

bagel, clams, mussels.

Not a big fan of chicken either.

Melissa, gluten.

They’re going to be so fun, these girls.

Is there anyone that doesn’t have a dietary requirement?

I’ve been on a girl’s holiday before,

and I’m never going to do it again.

But you have bitching. Jealousy.

Jealousy, bitching.

This is a recipe for disaster.

Guests request a late lunch of high tea

with a Mad Hatter theme.

Their cuisine for the second dinner

can be at chef’s discretion

with a neon glow decor theme.

And deck crew is requested to dress as

a Thunder from Down Under.

Yes!

You know Thunder Down Under is?

-No, I don’t. -Male stripping.

-Oh, yeah? -Mmm.

-Yeah. -Righto.

If you need me, I’m upstairs.

-All righty. -Thanks.

Margot, Jaimee.

Hello.

Do you mind coming to the crew mess?

Coming.

-All right. -Yeah, buddy.

So, yeah, this charter, I think

they’re going to be pretty demanding,

but we’ve only got two charters left,

so bring it the [bleep] on.

We’ll just carry on with usual now with you back in service

and you doing housekeeping.

I love Margot,

but I can’t reward her for drinking on the job.

Once you’ve finished the beds,

could you do a top-to-bottom from the bridge

and could you do welcome towels, pulling platter stuff?

So, if we can sit on it, let me also.

-Okay! -Thank you!

All crew, all crew provisions are here on the dock.

Copy.

Yes. Gorgeous.

Oh, cute, a hat. Mad Hatter!

Please, don’t fall.

All good.

What else is left after that?

Bar’s good, lunch is pulled.

All right, amazing.

All crew, all crew.

Can we have everyone in their whites on the aft deck

in half an hour for guest arrival?

Copy.

Charter number eight. Let’s go!

No, I don’t want to smell the same as you.

All crew, all crew.

I’ll meet you on the aft deck immediately.

Where are these ladies?

I really hope there’s a drink for me on the boat.

Yeah.

-Hi! -Hey!

We are in for a treat.

Excuse me?

That’s not what I mean.

I mean in the busy way.

-Hello! -Hi, I’m Jason.

Hi! Nice to meet you.

Eight women on board, come at me.

I’m going to ace this charter because I know what I’m good at

and it’s flirting with older women.

-Woo! -I am loving this!

We’re ready to eat.

Cheers!

[shouting]

Ladies, welcome, welcome.

You all look fantastic.

Aesha will show you around.

We’ll get your luggage on and we’ll get out of here.

[shouting]

This is the charter I’ve been waiting for.

Yes, Harry.

So this is the primary suite.

This is gorgeous.

Where did you guys come from?

We all met in California.

Look at all these bags.

All guest luggage is in.

You’ll find we drink heavily.

-This way? -I’m going to do it.

Nice.

Happy days?

Nice, thank you guys.

This little basket here is gluten free.

Thank you.

This one is like that hasn’t touched any meat.

Okay.

-For the vegetarian. -Oh, I’m not a vegetarian.

-Love meat. -Okay, great.

-Just not pork. -That’s easy.

-Oh, okay. -That’s a charcuterie.

That’s an impressive one.

Can everyone eat charcuterie?

Is that the one thing we all agree on?

Well, she can’t have like prosciutto.

I’m not going to eat a prosciutto

but I’m going to eat all the cheese.

Ji, are you having cheese?

Wait, I thought you were lactose intolerant.

Okay, foredeck,

we’ll be trying to come up as fast as we can.

All copy on deck.

We can take off the stern crossover line.

Copy stern crossover line.

-Take the bow line off. -Yeah.

You can take that spring line off.

Copy, spring line coming off now.

Grab that fender. Yeah. Spring line is in.

All lines off.

I actually want to watch them like take off.

Okay, let’s go.

Two meters off on our bow.

They seem like a fun group to be me.

Yeah.

They’re already up there.

You are free to swing. Free to swing.

Luka, wave!

[cheering]

Luka’s a looker.

Can we get them to serve us drinks in speedos?

Yes.

[cheering]

Absolutely.

Anyone need another drink, too?

Yeah.

Okay, boys.

Boys, this is our charter.

Take your top off!

Ah, it’s going to be fun.

[shouting]

Coming up...

You’re making it an issue for everybody.

Why is that?

People had to ----ing draw straws

because no one wanted to room with you.

-Stop. -It’s the truth.

Oh, do you?

Here we go.

Please come out.

Oh, hot, hot, hot.

Last charter was a lot for me.

I almost got fired for drinking.

I kind of feel like I deserve to be here after that,

like I’m being put in a timeout.

I need to sit here and reflect on what I’ve done.

Oh, we had a big workout.

Smells bad.

-Should we tie this sh-- off? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He said wets earlier.

All right, let’s do it.

Let’s do this. I’m excited.

Yeah.

We’re just watching these men work.

Yes.

Admiring the view. It’s fine.

It depends on the day, I guess.

Yeah, it depends on the day and the guests, right?

Wait, what was your name again?

-I’m Harry. -Like, Prince Harry.

Like Prince Harry. You can call me Prince Harry.

Luka!

Luka the looker.

Joao’s pretty cute, too.

These ladies are going to be a handful.

You can just tell already. Most of them are single.

You know, when you’re like at the zoo and you’re like a kid

and you just see these hungry tigers

and they’re just looking at you with these, like, sparkly eyes,

they’re hungry.

So you’re new to the boat?

Yeah, I joined three days ago.

-Wow. -Yeah.

Oh, my God. Cute.

The guests have requested Mad Hatter theme high tea.

I love getting in there and being creative.

We have lots of flowers. We have clocks.

We have cards. We have butterflies.

I think I grasped the concept of Mad Hatter.

I mean, I think I’ve watched...

There’s, like, the Tin Man and stuff.

No, that’s... Is that something else?

Dude, you are so talented.

Great job.

Thank you.

Yeah, we want the gos.

I have a missus on the boat.

-Yeah, I do. -Are you serious?

-Jaimee. -Ah!

Best chef in town.

I love high tea. I’m English.

It’s in my blood.

I’ve done a million in my times.

I’ve done it for the Cheltenham races.

You have to do your little finger sandwiches.

You have to have a selection of cakes.

Obviously, you have to have a macaron.

Thank you to France.

And then the English scone.

And the only thing you can have an English scone with

is clotted cream and strawberry jam.

Wow. I am talented.

Deck crew, deck crew.

Can one of you guys that are free,

put on the Mad Hatter bunny outfit

for lunch in ten minutes.

Copy, Luka’s on it.

Oh, my God. This is brilliant.

Yay!

Joao thinks he’s throwing me in the deep end,

but really, I love dressing up for guests.

In fact, my birthday’s on Halloween,

so high tea, baby, let’s go.

I might wear this all day. I kinda like it.

I’m really, like, oddly attracted to you right now.

[laughing]

Look at this. Holy...

Yeah, man. So beautiful.

Thank you so much, you guys.

Yeah, it’s all Jaimee. She’s amazing at this.

Thank you, Jaimee.

My pleasure.

-Wow. -Do you like them?

I do.

That’s the gluten free one.

Well done, Cheffy

Cheffy and Luka.

They can just start bringing it.

Remember, guys, we’re carrying them from the bottom.

Ah!

Woo!

Lunch for you ladies.

Fabulous!

This is what we planned, and this is amazing.

Oh, of course.

-So this one is gluten free. -She’s gonna be here.

She’ll come when she comes.

This one over here.

We are so ready for your food.

This is amazing.

Amazing job.

Yeah.

So who would like some quiche?

[chattering]

Here we go.

Thank you.

Is there a lot of dairy in here?

-Just stop. -There’s two cheeses in there.

-So many. -Okay.

What I like this is...

-It’s fine. -No, I know my body.

You don’t have to tell me. It’s okay.

-Do you want... -I would like some quiche.

They did a really, really good job.

Deck team ready on standby on the anchor.

Roger that.

We’re just gonna prep it now.

You’re on. I’ll go to the stern.

Yep.

Do you want some more rosé?

-Oh, my God. -The lobster is...

I’m, like, semi-conscious, semi-hammered.

Oh!

Okay, you can put one shackle in the water, please.

Keep going. Keep going.

That’s one shackle at the waterline.

-Perfect. -Okay.

-Shall we load up the tender? -Yeah.

How is everything?

The quiche is amazing.

And the brie little sandwiches are amazing.

Are you okay with a little amount?

Yeah, so I have a tablet that I can take.

I just need to make sure there’s dairy in it

just so that I can gauge how much I can consume.

So I’ll try being in good communication with you.

Yeah.

We’ll just do it like that and

make sure that you’re going to be all good.

Okay.

Yeah, it’s right there.

Yeah, and that’s why I say I have to take my...

I’m lactose intolerant as in, I blow up.

I have massive diarrhea if I don’t have these.

You forgot to write it on your preference sheet?

Don’t make us throw your game off.

She can take lactade pills.

Okay, Melissa.

I have my own dietary needs, so can you...

Honey, I’m the primary. I’m the primary.

You’re not my dietary person, though.

It’s ----ing lactose intolerant.

It’s not the end of the ----ing world.

Why are you laying into this poor girl?

You’ve been voluntarily eating milk.

And then you’re just going to add in last minute, like,

oh, I’m sorry, I’m lactose intolerant.

You didn’t add this?

I’m not lactose intolerant anymore.

Like, I cannot. I cannot.

It’s too much.

It’s just, like, last minute bullsh--.

Like, you’re lactose intolerant, but you can take lactade pills.

Like, aren’t we all little lactose intolerant?

Everyone is. We shouldn’t be eating dairy.

And you forget that?

Why do you guys not understand that I’m lactose intolerant?

Because you forgot to ----ing

put it on your preference sheet.

Who cares?

Hey! Ladies! Let’s change it up.

-No, no, no. -And let’s go.

Stop, stop.

Because you’re making it an issue for everybody.

You’re make it an issue for everybody.

I’m just gonna have some scones.

[laughing]

Y’all are missing some good drama.

We can hear it.

No, it’s ----ing bullsh--.

Why?

We had to ----ing draw straws

because no one wanted to room with you.

-You think that they-- -Stop.

-Stop, stop. -It’s the truth. It’s the truth.

-They drew straws. -Stop!

-No, stop, stop. -Wow.

She’s just now making up stuff.

Stop. Below the belt. Below the ----ing belt.

We had to ----ing draw straws

because no-one wanted to room with you.

-You think that they-- -Stop!

-No. -Stop.

-Stop! -It’s the truth.

Wow. She’s just now making up stuff.

Stop. Below the belt.

Below the ----ing belt.

But it’s true.

Toe it. Toe the line. Toe the line.

Stop!

If you have to agree that everyone has to draw straws...

-To room with one-- -Stop.

Stop, stop. We’re done. We’re done.

I’m not, I don’t care.

I don’t think this is about the lactose.

I think this is bigger than the lactose.

It’s the truth!

-Jesus. -The drew straws!

-Oh my God. -Wow.

Sounds like a bit of trouble in paradise if you askin’ me.

No, I’m going to check on Ji.

Okay, well, let’s just have fun.

Let’s just have fun.

I was stealing one of your scones.

Oh!

What?

You’re allowed. You’re allowed.

[crying]

I’m not apologizing for...

-Don’t. -I don’t like her.

Once you get the towels are ready to go.

Yeah.

-You’re going to go with Luka? -Yep. Perfect.

Oh sh--. Okay, let’s go get ready.

-Yeah, go get ready? -Yeah.

We need swimsuits, cover-ups.

You do not do that.

We’re on tight quarters in a boat.

Got everything ready, we’re just waiting for the guest.

We’ve got a small gap before sunset.

That’s the issue.

Deck crew, deck crew. Stand down, stand down.

-It’s late. -Copy that.

That’s really sh--.

Oh well.

That sun went down quickly, eh?

Yeah, probably get dark quickly as well.

Yep.

Oh my God. It’s, no, extreme, extreme.

Aesha, the guests are coming back out now.

Okay, let’s do this.

I need someone to zip me up.

You guys want a little lychee cocktail?

-Yeah. -Yes.

So good.

Sorry you guys missed the beach.

Did you want this?

I’m good. Thank you.

You’re okay? All right.

-Hot tub! -Hot tub.

Deck crew, the guests are going to the hot tub.

-Oh, I swear. -You all right?

Can I grab your drinks?

-No. -Okay.

That is awesome.

-How good is tofu? -I know.

Cappy!

-Hello, sexy dad. -How are we?

Are you joining us for dinner tonight?

I can’t, unfortunately. I’m on anchor watch.

They’re a little bit intoxicated

and they’ve already had a little bit of a tiff

between themselves today.

I don’t want to be part of it.

You don’t want to have dinner with us?

-Maybe tomorrow night? -Captain, come on.

Look, they’re lovely people.

I’d love to join them for dinner, just not tonight.

I can let you girls enjoy your night.

Yeah, all right.

No way.

Cheers.

Hey, dear, how’s that chocolate cake going?

Oh, it’s okay.

It’s not my best work, but...

I have a chocolate on me.

Do we?

You’re a clown. A cute one, though.

[laughing]

That’s my radio. I promise.

With Tzarina, I love our banter.

Is that your radio in your pocket?

-Yes. -Oh, it is. Cool.

We’re both on the same page,

where we connect on many different levels.

Have you canceled on all your boyfriends

you’re going to see in Parma yet?

Do you want me to?

Um, we can talk about it.

I’m blushing. Can you see it?

I’ll tell you what. Can I ask you for dinner

on our night out?

Um, that doesn’t seem very casual to me.

I’m not rejecting you, I’m being sensible by the way.

-Sensible? -Yeah, I am.

-In what sense? -Um, I don’t know.

It’s just, you need to let me know what you actually want.

Yeah, casual’s fine.

It’s a casual dinner.

-Well? -Yeah.

I thought we were doing that anyway for passports.

So, are you going to come for dinner with me?

Okay.

What, at dinner?

No, no, just in general.

I’m totally shocked right now

that I’m feeling so happy around Joao.

If you told me this two years ago,

I would have laughed in your face.

And now look at me.

Minimal self-control.

Coming up...

Right, let’s strip.

Make sure your tie ’em up tight,

they might get pulled off with this group.

[shouting]

She’s coming out.

What do we think about going to get ready?

Yeah, yeah.

-You want a hand down in? -Yes, I do.

One more.

-Hi. -What’s up?

What was the theme tonight?

It’s just someone’s birthday,

but I’m not really going all out tonight

because I don’t think they’re going to remember much.

Are you guys getting ready?

I’m getting my lychee.

-She’s fine. -Amazing.

Ready, ready, ready.

I don’t think she needs another drink now.

[laughing]

Girls, we’re going to do dinner in 15 minutes.

So are we budgie smuggling this?

Do you want to do it tonight?

I’d rather do it tonight than tomorrow morning.

Okay, let’s do it then.

Because they’re like ----ing crazy at the moment.

They’re going to lose it.

-So we are going budgies? -Yep.

-Tonight? -Yep.

They’re going to be like...

There’s a smile on somebody’s face.

Someone’s going to get like, harassed.

Sarah, can you get up?

Okay. Just pop the eyes open.

Okay, perfect.

Literally got these together and get up.

You and Culver will be together forever.

Don’t worry.

Okay.

[chuckles]

Jaimee Bradbury. That sounds nice.

Is that his last name? I had no idea.

Hello.

We’re all sitting down to dinner.

-Everyone just sit down. -Sit down.

Sit down.

Okay, boys, we’re going to do the first round of drinks.

Just all get done and dirty.

Right, let’s strip.

To the pantry with the budgie smugglers please.

We’re just undressing as we speak.

Make sure your tie them up tight

because I feel like they might get pulled off with this group.

They may try.

Right, let’s do this.

Very busy on anchor watch.

Oh, I’m sure. Don’t you ----ing show your face.

Well, are you a bit cold?

Yeah, it’s cold out, all right, guys?

Right-o, guys. Good luck out there.

I think you just keep eyes on each other.

Watch out.

I’m going to leave mine hanging.

-Go on, Harry. -I’m not out first, am I?

All right, we’re walking the drinks out now, Chef.

Copy that.

All right, here we go.

[shouting, cheering]

Turn around and shake it.

-Yeah! -Little turn, little turn.

Gonna be... Oh!

Dirty Harry.

Oh!

[shouting, chattering]

She’s coming out.

Oh, sh--.

[shouting]

Three girls, three guys.

I told you to tie them up.

Tie them up on my face.

This is getting wild.

She’s like, I want balls in my mouth.

We’re just like, what?

Ooh!

Oh, my God. These women are thirsty.

I don’t know if they think they’re on a super yacht

or in a strip club,

but wherever that line is,

I think they are miles past it.

I can’t subscribe to this. Like, you cannot.

Next on "Below Deck Down Under"...

-Culver. -Yes.

You need to do Keith Stone tonight.

Thunder from Down Under.

We’re going to put together a little choreography.

We’re going to show these girls what’s up.

Get them with a one, two, three, slide and snap.

Oh, baby.

Luka is more of the kind of guy I would typically go for.

I doubt he lives at home with his mum.

I would love to, like, finish on the service

if you would let me.

I think Margot has earned the service role

after what she’s done all season.

I would shut your mouth before you offend people.

I didn’t do anything.

Honestly, if you’re going to get upset about that?

Just don’t say anything else, okay?

Jaimee? Jaimee.

[crying]