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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,490 --> 00:00:03,790 Hi, I'm Adriana Chechik. And I'm Megan Rain. 2 00:00:04,030 --> 00:00:09,050 And we're here for Missax .com. And we're going to give you all our love. 3 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:52,660 Hello, Mr. Nowitzki. 4 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:54,320 Very nice to meet you. 5 00:00:54,520 --> 00:01:00,020 I've admired your company, in particular your company's mission statement, for a 6 00:01:00,020 --> 00:01:01,020 very long time now. 7 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:02,880 No, no. 8 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:05,740 Hello, Mr. Nowitzki. 9 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:11,220 I'm Jay Lawrence, and thank you so much for the opportunity to be interviewed... 10 00:01:11,220 --> 00:01:12,260 No, no. 11 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:17,520 To be considered for the position of a sales manager... 12 00:02:05,070 --> 00:02:06,070 A little doubt, okay? 13 00:02:06,870 --> 00:02:07,870 Mr. 14 00:02:09,470 --> 00:02:10,470 Nowitzki? 15 00:02:47,660 --> 00:02:48,780 J. Lawrence and... 16 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:24,760 A shot for you. 17 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:25,960 Yeah? 18 00:03:26,180 --> 00:03:27,180 Good luck. 19 00:03:27,780 --> 00:03:28,780 Come on. 20 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:29,980 Are you insane? 21 00:03:30,500 --> 00:03:33,440 I'm leaving to an interview of a lifetime in 20 minutes. 22 00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:37,120 It's a shot of Valerian, silly. 23 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:40,460 It's natural. It's to calm your nerves. 24 00:03:41,240 --> 00:03:43,800 Just do it. There's no alcohol in it. 25 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:52,280 It won't make me sleepy, will it? 26 00:03:52,770 --> 00:03:55,190 No, I take this before all my big games. 27 00:03:55,410 --> 00:03:57,770 They sell it over the counter. It's really safe. 28 00:04:04,890 --> 00:04:07,070 FDA approved. You're going to love it. 29 00:04:14,030 --> 00:04:15,450 Take it off. 30 00:04:15,870 --> 00:04:19,550 Oh, my God. It tastes like chalky water. 31 00:04:23,790 --> 00:04:24,790 So I'm grateful. 32 00:04:26,390 --> 00:04:27,850 Well, I'm sorry, girls. 33 00:04:28,070 --> 00:04:29,950 Thank you. Thank you very much. 34 00:04:31,670 --> 00:04:33,190 I think it's working already. 35 00:04:34,010 --> 00:04:35,010 Yeah. 36 00:04:38,610 --> 00:04:42,910 Yeah, do you feel a little more, like, uplifted, you know? 37 00:04:44,190 --> 00:04:45,190 Thank you, girls. 38 00:04:45,970 --> 00:04:49,010 I've got to work on my interview a little bit, okay? 39 00:04:49,230 --> 00:04:50,450 All right. Thanks. 40 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,200 Did you just did this to me? 41 00:05:18,980 --> 00:05:19,980 What? 42 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:21,800 What happened? 43 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:23,120 That's your body. 44 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:26,540 That's you doing that to yourself. What are you thinking right now? 45 00:05:28,239 --> 00:05:31,620 You must really love your job. You're excited. 46 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:36,360 What did I drink? 47 00:05:36,940 --> 00:05:38,300 This is not funny, girl. 48 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,380 I look funny. 49 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:43,240 Really funny. 50 00:05:45,240 --> 00:05:48,940 Hey, don't get mad. We're just getting you back for all the pranks you've 51 00:05:48,940 --> 00:05:49,940 on us. 52 00:05:52,020 --> 00:05:53,360 This is not funny. 53 00:05:54,640 --> 00:05:55,740 This is a serious interview. 54 00:05:56,100 --> 00:06:00,060 I've been trying to prepare for this interview for weeks, for months. 55 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:02,800 It's been my dream to work for the network, Carp. 56 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:11,000 I mean... 57 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:16,720 Maybe we can just get you some pants with some front pleats? 58 00:06:17,060 --> 00:06:18,540 That's stupid, Adriana. 59 00:06:18,780 --> 00:06:21,120 Front pleats went out ten years ago. 60 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:22,500 It's not gonna work. 61 00:06:26,990 --> 00:06:29,570 Drove off to one of those magazines that you got under your mattress. 62 00:06:32,510 --> 00:06:33,510 What? 63 00:06:33,830 --> 00:06:38,450 I've got to leave in 20 minutes. And besides, mom threw away all of the 64 00:06:38,450 --> 00:06:39,450 magazines. 65 00:06:39,550 --> 00:06:43,230 I can't believe... I really need help now. 66 00:06:44,990 --> 00:06:46,890 What is he saying? 67 00:06:47,230 --> 00:06:48,950 What do you mean? 68 00:06:49,570 --> 00:06:50,730 Just shut up. 69 00:06:52,670 --> 00:06:55,750 I want you to dance for me. 70 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:07,160 You don't want to jerk off to us, do you? 71 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:10,220 I don't want to come to you. 72 00:07:10,460 --> 00:07:15,460 I just want to imagine that I'm watching dancers in a trip -flop. 73 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:19,500 Sometimes I'm going to come to girls when I see them dancing like that. 74 00:07:25,540 --> 00:07:27,400 Okay, come on. Let's just dance. 75 00:07:27,840 --> 00:07:29,680 Let's pretend we're, like, at a house party. 76 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:33,900 Just do your little... 77 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:39,200 I don't even dance at house parties. 78 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:50,960 It's not working. 79 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,520 It's not working. You cannot be at the party. 80 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,840 You've got to imagine that you're strippers. 81 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:02,560 We are not taking off our clothes for you. 82 00:08:05,290 --> 00:08:10,170 Well, um, we should take our clothes off just like a little bit. 83 00:08:10,550 --> 00:08:12,970 Like, kind of wearing swimsuits. 84 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:18,830 I just 85 00:08:18,830 --> 00:08:22,990 need you in your panties and bras. 86 00:08:23,410 --> 00:08:25,450 Just pretend you're wearing bikinis. 87 00:08:36,110 --> 00:08:37,970 The music's still playing, girl. 88 00:08:38,510 --> 00:08:39,530 No. No. 89 00:08:39,890 --> 00:08:40,890 I know. 90 00:08:42,850 --> 00:08:44,290 I can't laugh. 91 00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:45,750 I can't laugh. 92 00:08:45,830 --> 00:08:46,830 Wait a little bit. 93 00:08:50,250 --> 00:08:51,450 Like this? Yes. 94 00:08:53,270 --> 00:08:56,490 It's just swimsuits. I know. You can't see your swimsuits. 95 00:09:00,190 --> 00:09:02,410 Girl, shake that booty. You're safe. 96 00:09:06,410 --> 00:09:11,190 Oh yeah, so happy, so happy. Girls, girls. Is this working for you? 97 00:09:11,670 --> 00:09:14,630 Girls, I need you to take your tops off. 98 00:09:16,070 --> 00:09:17,070 Wait. 99 00:09:18,690 --> 00:09:23,470 Please shut up and take off your pants and panties. 100 00:09:23,970 --> 00:09:25,270 You did this to me. 101 00:09:53,130 --> 00:09:54,130 Does that work? 102 00:09:55,810 --> 00:09:58,870 Just keep dancing. 103 00:10:03,030 --> 00:10:04,030 Beautiful. 104 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:29,080 I don't know what's going on, but that's not working. 105 00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,120 Can I touch it? 106 00:10:38,380 --> 00:10:39,380 Adriana! 107 00:10:39,620 --> 00:10:40,620 Adriana! 108 00:10:43,820 --> 00:10:44,820 What? 109 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:47,220 We did this to him, Megan. 110 00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:52,320 This was your idea. Now we're going to mess up his life forever because of your 111 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:54,140 stupid prank. 112 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:01,760 She'll touch it for you, Jay. 113 00:11:15,900 --> 00:11:17,040 Good job, Megan. 114 00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:19,260 Don't leave me. 115 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:26,740 Wow, that's so cool. It's like the same skin that's on my nipple. 116 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:51,239 No big deal. 117 00:11:51,240 --> 00:11:53,820 I mean, we kiss at the nightclub to get attention from guys. 118 00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:58,460 Just, less talking. 119 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,000 The time is running out. 120 00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:04,780 Just kiss me. 121 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000 It's not like I'm gonna enjoy it anyways. 122 00:14:22,190 --> 00:14:23,190 We did, we did. 123 00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:24,370 No, you didn't. 124 00:14:26,970 --> 00:14:31,030 We're just going to kiss our boobies out and then you'll definitely come again. 125 00:14:36,670 --> 00:14:41,010 No, honey, you gotta use your mouth. 126 00:14:42,690 --> 00:14:43,890 I guess I'll do it. 127 00:14:44,110 --> 00:14:45,690 Just don't touch the pee hole, okay? 128 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:04,440 No, no, don't do that. 129 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:47,600 the quickest. 130 00:17:27,819 --> 00:17:30,680 Don't touch me. You should definitely clean that. 131 00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:33,240 Oh, my God. 132 00:17:36,940 --> 00:17:40,760 Are you still hard? 133 00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:42,940 Yeah. Wow. 134 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:45,540 You got to help yourself out now. 135 00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:48,620 So you sabotaged my dream? 136 00:17:49,120 --> 00:17:54,000 Do you understand that my life, my livelihood depends on you? My job 137 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:54,999 you? 138 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000 You don't even want to help me fix it? 139 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:44,440 I'm sorry. 140 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,640 It's kind of gross, but it's, like, kind of so hot. 141 00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,480 Okay. 142 00:21:38,620 --> 00:21:41,340 Whatever gets your rocks off, too, I guess. 143 00:21:41,540 --> 00:21:42,540 It's all your fault. 144 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:44,440 Yeah. 145 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:46,520 Now if I agree. 146 00:21:47,280 --> 00:21:48,280 Wow. 147 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:53,280 Powerful drag. 148 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:08,400 It's not that bad. 149 00:22:10,940 --> 00:22:15,940 You better go to your interview. 150 00:22:16,800 --> 00:22:17,800 Oh, yeah. 151 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,120 Thank you. 152 00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:21,260 Thank you, sisters. 153 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,400 Can I get my jacket, please? 154 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:26,280 I gotta go. Okay. 155 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:29,340 Oh, my God. 156 00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:35,520 If you get stressed out during your next interview, I mean, we can definitely 157 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,439 help you out. 158 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,220 You know, to relieve the tension. 159 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:42,000 We liked it, didn't we? 160 00:23:17,390 --> 00:23:18,390 Okay. 10253

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