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Hi, I'm Adriana Chechik. And I'm Megan Rain.

And we're here for Missax .com. And we're going to give you all our love.

Hello, Mr. Nowitzki.

Very nice to meet you.

I've admired your company, in particular your company's mission statement, for a

very long time now.

No, no.

Hello, Mr. Nowitzki.

I'm Jay Lawrence, and thank you so much for the opportunity to be interviewed...

No, no.

To be considered for the position of a sales manager...

A little doubt, okay?

Mr.

Nowitzki?

J. Lawrence and...

A shot for you.

Yeah?

Good luck.

Come on.

Are you insane?

I'm leaving to an interview of a lifetime in 20 minutes.

It's a shot of Valerian, silly.

It's natural. It's to calm your nerves.

Just do it. There's no alcohol in it.

It won't make me sleepy, will it?

No, I take this before all my big games.

They sell it over the counter. It's really safe.

FDA approved. You're going to love it.

Take it off.

Oh, my God. It tastes like chalky water.

So I'm grateful.

Well, I'm sorry, girls.

Thank you. Thank you very much.

I think it's working already.

Yeah.

Yeah, do you feel a little more, like, uplifted, you know?

Thank you, girls.

I've got to work on my interview a little bit, okay?

All right. Thanks.

Did you just did this to me?

What?

What happened?

That's your body.

That's you doing that to yourself. What are you thinking right now?

You must really love your job. You're excited.

What did I drink?

This is not funny, girl.

I look funny.

Really funny.

Hey, don't get mad. We're just getting you back for all the pranks you've

on us.

This is not funny.

This is a serious interview.

I've been trying to prepare for this interview for weeks, for months.

It's been my dream to work for the network, Carp.

I mean...

Maybe we can just get you some pants with some front pleats?

That's stupid, Adriana.

Front pleats went out ten years ago.

It's not gonna work.

Drove off to one of those magazines that you got under your mattress.

What?

I've got to leave in 20 minutes. And besides, mom threw away all of the

magazines.

I can't believe... I really need help now.

What is he saying?

What do you mean?

Just shut up.

I want you to dance for me.

You don't want to jerk off to us, do you?

I don't want to come to you.

I just want to imagine that I'm watching dancers in a trip -flop.

Sometimes I'm going to come to girls when I see them dancing like that.

Okay, come on. Let's just dance.

Let's pretend we're, like, at a house party.

Just do your little...

I don't even dance at house parties.

It's not working.

It's not working. You cannot be at the party.

You've got to imagine that you're strippers.

We are not taking off our clothes for you.

Well, um, we should take our clothes off just like a little bit.

Like, kind of wearing swimsuits.

I just

need you in your panties and bras.

Just pretend you're wearing bikinis.

The music's still playing, girl.

No. No.

I know.

I can't laugh.

I can't laugh.

Wait a little bit.

Like this? Yes.

It's just swimsuits. I know. You can't see your swimsuits.

Girl, shake that booty. You're safe.

Oh yeah, so happy, so happy. Girls, girls. Is this working for you?

Girls, I need you to take your tops off.

Wait.

Please shut up and take off your pants and panties.

You did this to me.

Does that work?

Just keep dancing.

Beautiful.

I don't know what's going on, but that's not working.

Can I touch it?

Adriana!

Adriana!

What?

We did this to him, Megan.

This was your idea. Now we're going to mess up his life forever because of your

stupid prank.

She'll touch it for you, Jay.

Good job, Megan.

Don't leave me.

Wow, that's so cool. It's like the same skin that's on my nipple.

No big deal.

I mean, we kiss at the nightclub to get attention from guys.

Just, less talking.

The time is running out.

Just kiss me.

It's not like I'm gonna enjoy it anyways.

We did, we did.

No, you didn't.

We're just going to kiss our boobies out and then you'll definitely come again.

No, honey, you gotta use your mouth.

I guess I'll do it.

Just don't touch the pee hole, okay?

No, no, don't do that.

the quickest.

Don't touch me. You should definitely clean that.

Oh, my God.

Are you still hard?

Yeah. Wow.

You got to help yourself out now.

So you sabotaged my dream?

Do you understand that my life, my livelihood depends on you? My job

you?

You don't even want to help me fix it?

I'm sorry.

It's kind of gross, but it's, like, kind of so hot.

Okay.

Whatever gets your rocks off, too, I guess.

It's all your fault.

Yeah.

Now if I agree.

Wow.

Powerful drag.

It's not that bad.

You better go to your interview.

Oh, yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you, sisters.

Can I get my jacket, please?

I gotta go. Okay.

Oh, my God.

If you get stressed out during your next interview, I mean, we can definitely

help you out.

You know, to relieve the tension.

We liked it, didn't we?

Okay.