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Hi, I'm Adriana Chechik. And I'm Megan
Rain.
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And we're here for Missax .com. And
we're going to give you all our love.
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Hello, Mr. Nowitzki.
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Very nice to meet you.
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I've admired your company, in particular
your company's mission statement, for a
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very long time now.
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No, no.
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Hello, Mr. Nowitzki.
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I'm Jay Lawrence, and thank you so much
for the opportunity to be interviewed...
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No, no.
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To be considered for the position of a
sales manager...
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A little doubt, okay?
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Mr.
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Nowitzki?
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J. Lawrence and...
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A shot for you.
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Yeah?
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Good luck.
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Come on.
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Are you insane?
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I'm leaving to an interview of a
lifetime in 20 minutes.
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It's a shot of Valerian, silly.
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It's natural. It's to calm your nerves.
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Just do it. There's no alcohol in it.
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It won't make me sleepy, will it?
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No, I take this before all my big games.
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They sell it over the counter. It's
really safe.
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FDA approved. You're going to love it.
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Take it off.
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Oh, my God. It tastes like chalky water.
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So I'm grateful.
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Well, I'm sorry, girls.
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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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I think it's working already.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, do you feel a little more, like,
uplifted, you know?
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Thank you, girls.
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I've got to work on my interview a
little bit, okay?
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All right. Thanks.
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Did you just did this to me?
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What?
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What happened?
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That's your body.
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That's you doing that to yourself. What
are you thinking right now?
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You must really love your job. You're
excited.
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What did I drink?
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This is not funny, girl.
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I look funny.
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Really funny.
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Hey, don't get mad. We're just getting
you back for all the pranks you've
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on us.
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This is not funny.
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This is a serious interview.
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I've been trying to prepare for this
interview for weeks, for months.
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It's been my dream to work for the
network, Carp.
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I mean...
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Maybe we can just get you some pants
with some front pleats?
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That's stupid, Adriana.
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Front pleats went out ten years ago.
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It's not gonna work.
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Drove off to one of those magazines that
you got under your mattress.
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What?
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I've got to leave in 20 minutes. And
besides, mom threw away all of the
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magazines.
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I can't believe... I really need help
now.
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What is he saying?
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What do you mean?
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Just shut up.
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I want you to dance for me.
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You don't want to jerk off to us, do
you?
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I don't want to come to you.
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I just want to imagine that I'm watching
dancers in a trip -flop.
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Sometimes I'm going to come to girls
when I see them dancing like that.
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Okay, come on. Let's just dance.
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Let's pretend we're, like, at a house
party.
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Just do your little...
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I don't even dance at house parties.
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It's not working.
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It's not working. You cannot be at the
party.
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You've got to imagine that you're
strippers.
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We are not taking off our clothes for
you.
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Well, um, we should take our clothes off
just like a little bit.
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Like, kind of wearing swimsuits.
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I just
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need you in your panties and bras.
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Just pretend you're wearing bikinis.
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The music's still playing, girl.
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No. No.
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I know.
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I can't laugh.
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I can't laugh.
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Wait a little bit.
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Like this? Yes.
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It's just swimsuits. I know. You can't
see your swimsuits.
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Girl, shake that booty. You're safe.
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Oh yeah, so happy, so happy. Girls,
girls. Is this working for you?
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Girls, I need you to take your tops off.
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Wait.
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Please shut up and take off your pants
and panties.
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You did this to me.
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Does that work?
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Just keep dancing.
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Beautiful.
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I don't know what's going on, but that's
not working.
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Can I touch it?
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Adriana!
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Adriana!
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What?
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We did this to him, Megan.
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This was your idea. Now we're going to
mess up his life forever because of your
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stupid prank.
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She'll touch it for you, Jay.
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Good job, Megan.
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Don't leave me.
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Wow, that's so cool. It's like the same
skin that's on my nipple.
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No big deal.
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I mean, we kiss at the nightclub to get
attention from guys.
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Just, less talking.
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The time is running out.
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Just kiss me.
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It's not like I'm gonna enjoy it
anyways.
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We did, we did.
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No, you didn't.
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We're just going to kiss our boobies out
and then you'll definitely come again.
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No, honey, you gotta use your mouth.
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I guess I'll do it.
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Just don't touch the pee hole, okay?
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No, no, don't do that.
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the quickest.
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Don't touch me. You should definitely
clean that.
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Oh, my God.
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Are you still hard?
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Yeah. Wow.
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You got to help yourself out now.
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So you sabotaged my dream?
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Do you understand that my life, my
livelihood depends on you? My job
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you?
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You don't even want to help me fix it?
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I'm sorry.
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It's kind of gross, but it's, like, kind
of so hot.
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Okay.
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Whatever gets your rocks off, too, I
guess.
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It's all your fault.
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Yeah.
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Now if I agree.
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Wow.
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Powerful drag.
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It's not that bad.
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You better go to your interview.
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Oh, yeah.
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Thank you.
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Thank you, sisters.
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Can I get my jacket, please?
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I gotta go. Okay.
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Oh, my God.
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If you get stressed out during your next
interview, I mean, we can definitely
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help you out.
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You know, to relieve the tension.
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We liked it, didn't we?
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Okay.
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