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Nah, come on, man.

He's been winning five in a row already. Listen, listen, it's not, listen, it's

not the way.

Give me a better hand next time, then. Yeah, better hand, right? You got me

garbage cards.

Listen. I got garbage cards on my watch.

Listen, it's not, it's not. I don't know what I'm saying. Listen,

guys.

Hey, listen, you guys can talk all you want, but look.

You'll see. Look, I got a full house.

Bullshit. I got a fucking full house.

I got a full house.

Jesus Christ.

That's it.

I'm sorry. What can I tell you guys?

I'm just that good. You know what I mean?

I've never seen somebody so lucky.

What do you do for a living?

Listen,

listen. You look like a gangster. Listen, listen.

I'm just good, guys. You guys need to learn.

Listen, just shut up.

Shuffle them again. Shut up, man.

I don't know what time it is, man. All I know is that I need to win something

back.

Are you drunk? Have you been up all night?

Are you gambling?

No, of course not, pumpkin.

No. We're just playing poker. Dad. I must have lost track of time. Mom said

you to not be gambling. Listen, listen, sweetie. He just lost a lot.

He owes me like five, six large.

Listen.

Don't listen to him. He's just joking around. He's not serious. Wow. You're so

gross. Uncle's mine.

Dad, you're supposed to be taking me to school. Let's go.

Oh, shit. That's right.

Fuck. Dude, did you forget?

Dad, you have been too late. I want your watch like, what, four hands ago?

Please don't tell Mom. She'll kill me if she finds out. Mom is so mad.

Look, you don't have to tell her anything, okay? Well, you're going to

late to school if you don't hurry up.

Go get ready for school then. Excuse me, Archer, can you pick up that card fell,

please?

Okay, Uncle Juan.

Hey.

What's wrong with you?

Here you go.

Thank you.

Honey, please, I'm really sorry.

Just give me some time. I've got to change out of these clothes, take a

shower, and I promise I'll get you a school lickety -split. Alright?

Okay.

Guys. Hurry up.

Are you sure? You want to leave already? Look at this.

You're down by so much. Listen, I'll be back. You stay put.

Alright? Please,

honey, go get changed. Okay, yes, daddy.

Oh, Archer. Oh, my God.

You're not going to say hi to your step -uncle?

Hi.

That's it? Why are you treating me so cold?

You just, um... Yeah, I got to get ready.

Sweetie, wait, wait, wait. Come here, come here, come here. Why are you

off like that?

I'm going to be late. Oh, my God. You're 18, aren't you?

Ew. Yes, Uncle Juan.

You went to my birthday party. Do you not remember that? I do, but I mean, oh,

my God. Look at those pink sandals.

You must be pink all inside.

Ew, I'm a one.

I'm just saying, if you ever need a ride, you know, I'll give you a ride.

I'm okay, but I really need to hurry up and get ready.

I mean, come on, don't be like that.

Come on.

Fine, go get ready then. Come on, man, let's get knees.

I know it's my knees, but I mean, come on, they don't make girls like that like

they used to. 18 -year -olds like that? I wish.

What do you mean, I wish? You wish. You wish you had that.

What do you mean? I can have that if I wanted to. It's out of your league. I

can't see that on my league. Of course. You're a fucking old pervert. I'm an old

pervert? And I'm an old man.

Listen, with this fatness, I can get in that if I want to. Yeah, sure. Okay?

Sure. Really? You wish. You wish that. Really? Of course.

Really? I bet everything.

You bet everything.

I don't let you get that pussy.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Did

you just say? Yeah.

You doubled this? Bruce, the thing I own you already.

My car. Okay. So, okay. You own me your car and you're going to double this.

Double or nothing. You get that.

It's a fucking sneeze, man.

What the fuck? What's wrong with you? No, because she's 18.

Jesus Christ. So, you're going to tell me. Oh, no. Hold on. You know what? You

know what? Hey, you're wrong.

You're wrong. You're going to get that. I bet you.

You're wrong. You're going to get that for me? Yeah.

Okay? If I win,

if I win, you owe me double of this. Okay.

Perfect.

Nothing. We're going to be clear. We're going to be clear. Okay?

I promise. Okay? If I don't get it, we're clear. Okay. All right?

Fine. You know what?

Watch me at work.

Everybody, I'm so tired.

Of course I'm tired. This takes fucking forever doing everything.

I'm going to be fucking late.

I hope mom doesn't find out because she is going to be pissed at my dad.

My ass is definitely getting bigger.

Oh, my gosh.

I'm over my teachers. I'm over my dad. Like, my life's stopped.

Uncle, why?

I got my underwear. What are you doing?

Get out.

Ew.

What is wrong with you? What's wrong?

Get out.

What do you mean?

You don't want to talk to your favorite uncle? No.

Why? Come here. Look at you.

Wow. Look at this.

Oh, my God. Look at this. Ew.

What? They let you wear this?

Yes. We all wear this. What's underneath?

What's... Oh.

Did my dad send you in here to ask me this?

No, your dad's a wet blanket. You know what? Whatever. You're probably still a

virgin. I'm out of here.

I'm not a fucking virgin.

Please don't tell my dad.

Really? I usually smell a virgin. Ew.

Really? You're so weird and just gross.

Why? I'm not gross.

So you're not a virgin, huh? No, I'm not. And I'm trying to go.

Come over here.

Prove it.

Prove what?

Prove that you're not a virgin.

Ew! Do you have a boner?

What's wrong with you?

Come here. Grab it. Ew!

Ew!

Shh.

Just grab it.

Grab it. Just grab it.

Grab it right there. Just like that. Shh.

Ew.

Oh my gosh, it's so big.

You're my uncle.

What's the problem?

It's just weird.

Come here. Get down here. You want to see it?

You want to see it?

Come here. Come here. Put your hands right here.

Yeah, right there. You want to see it?

You know? Look at that. Look at that fucking cock, huh?

Huh? Bet you've never seen a cock this big, huh?

Oh, my God. It's so big, but you're... Come here. Come here. What the fuck are

you talking about?

What the fuck are you talking about?

Oh, yeah.

Son of a fucking slut.

Yeah, just like that.

Yeah, you like that?

Stick that tongue out. Stick that fucking tongue out.

Stick that fucking tongue out, okay?

Stick that fucking tongue out, okay?

Oh, shit, yeah.

You know how much money your dad owes me? Your dad owes me a lot of fucking

money, okay?

Dad owes me a lot of fucking money, okay?

Oh, yeah.

Fucking... Oh, yeah. You suck the fucking cock. You suck the fucking cock.

like that. Yeah, just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that.

Just like that. Don't you fucking stop. Don't you fucking stop.

Yeah, you choke on the fucking cock. Just like that.

Oh, fuck yeah. Just like that.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Yeah, like that.

Oh, my God.

I prayed to you for a fucking virgin. Oh, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah, like that.

You like that?

You like that, huh?

You like that? You like that?

Let me see the mouth. Let me see the mouth. Open that fucking mouth.

Just like that, open your fucking mouth wide.

Yes. Oh, my God, Chris.

Fucking cock back in your fucking mouth.

Stick that fucking cock back in your mouth.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Just like that.

Just like that, yeah. Are you choking on it? Good job. Just like that.

Ah.

Yeah, choke on that fucking cock, yeah.

Yeah, same way your daddy fucking choked on that poker game.

Yeah. Oh, my God, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, yeah, you like it rough, don't you?

You like it fucking rough, don't you, yeah?

Yeah? Yeah?

Yeah, you like it fucking rough?

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah, you like it rough, don't you?

Don't you?

Don't you, huh?

Oh, is that a fucking bubble, huh? Can you fucking blow bubbles? Blow bubbles

for me.

Blow fucking bubbles.

Blow fucking bubbles for me.

Yeah, blow fucking bubbles.

Blow bubbles on my fucking cock, yeah.

Yeah.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Yeah, you kick the fucking cock all the way. All the way.

Yeah, there you go.

There you go, just like that.

I wish you the fucking... Guys, when you fuck with them fucking fucks like that,

do they?

Do they?

No, huh?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, just like that. Just like that.

Oh!

Oh, yeah.

Take your fucking head off. Take your head off that fucking cock.

Take your fucking head off that fucking cock, okay?

All right? Yeah, I know you.

I can tell you fucking like it, look.

Just like that, yeah.

Sit that tongue out. Sit that fucking tongue out.

Yeah, right there.

Right there, just like that. Yeah, just like that.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Put your fucking hands off that fucking cock.

Huh? Did I fucking tell you to take care of the fucking cock?

Come here.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, just like that.

Just like that.

Oh, yes.

Just like that. Oh, my God.

That's so fucking good.

Just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Get over here.

Get over here.

Get over here. Get over here. Take that fucking towel.

Fucking towel.

Take that off. Take that off. Take that

off.

Take that off.

Take that off.

Take that off. Take that off.

Take that off.

Take that off.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You're trying to do a car?

Shut up. Shut up.

Shut up.

Shut up.

Shut up.

Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.

Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.

Shut up.

Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.

Shut up.

Shut up.

Shut up.

You understand?

You want to sit up?

finish you. You're not even trapped.

Oh, I know. Just give me a minute. I'm going to be ready and done in a minute.

Listen, I really think I should call you a ride. I'm so tired. I can't take you

to school. Is that okay?

Okay, Dad.

Okay, that's fine.

And look, I'm really sorry about today. I didn't expect the poker night to go

all night.

Dad, it's okay.

Can you go?

Go!

Oh, my gosh.

That was so close.

Yeah, you like it, Uncle, big fat fucking car, don't you?

Yeah? Huh?

Yes!

Shut up, shut up. Yes, Uncle, you're so dirty.

Shut up.

Shut up. Shut up.

Shut up.

I want your uncle's cock.

I want your uncle's cock.

Oh, yeah. You like that cock?

Yeah? You like that dick in there?

Tell me.

Tell me.

Yes, I love my uncle's dick in here.

Tell me. Tell me.

Come here. Come here.

Come on.

Say uncle.

Say uncle. Uncle.

Say fucking uncle.

Fuck. Say uncle.

You love your fucking uncle.

You're a little slut, aren't you? You're a little slut, huh?

My little niece is a little slut, huh?

My little niece is a little slut, yeah?

Yeah?

Tell me, how many boys have you fucked, huh?

Shut your fucking mouth, okay?

Shut your fucking mouth.

Yeah, yeah, fuck your uncle back.

Fuck your uncle back.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you fucking uncle fucker. Ah, yes.

Fuck your uncle back. Fuck it. Fuck it.

Don't you fucking stop. Don't stop. Did I tell you to stop?

Huh? Did your fucking uncle tell you to stop? No, right?

You keep fucking me back. Yes.

Just like that.

Oh.

Oh, yes. Oh, my God. Your dick is so big.

Yes. Yes.

Oh. Bet you're worried you lost your virginity too. Didn't have a cock like

mine. Did it?

Did it?

Huh? Did it? Huh?

Oh, yes.

Yes. Just like that. Don't stop. Don't you fucking stop.

Don't you fucking stop.

Oh, my fairy niece is not a quitter. Don't you fucking stop.

Keep going. Keep going.

Ah, yeah.

Ah, yeah.

Ah, yeah. Just like that.

Just like that.

Ah, yeah. Just like that.

Ah, yeah. Just like that.

Ah, ah.

Ah,

fuck. Just like that.

Just like that.

Oh, you're so dirty, uncle.

Come here.

dirty. Shut up.

You fucking taste so good.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Come on.

Oh, yeah.

Smack that pussy. Smack that pussy.

Smack that pussy.

Smack that pussy.

Oh, yeah. I want to really get in there.

I want to really get in there.

Fuck this shit.

Fuck this shit.

Yeah.

You stay right there.

You stay right there.

You smacked that fucking pussy.

You smacked that fucking pussy.

You

like

to have some big dick?

You like to have some big dick? Yeah.

Bitch was bigger than whoever he lost his virginity to.

Come here.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Fucking put your hands on me.

Fucking put your hands on me. Keep your hand over there.

Fucking put your hands on me.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, just like that.

Just like that.

Oh, yeah, just like that.

Just like that.

Yeah.

Who's your favorite uncle?

Who's your favorite uncle?

Yeah, lick all my fucking cock. Lick all my fucking cock. Get that fucking head

off. Get that fucking head off.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Get over here. Put that fucking dirty pussy over here. Put that fucking dirty

pussy over here. Put it right in my fucking face.

Come here. Put that fucking pussy right in my mouth.

Yeah. Put that fucking cock in there.

Yeah, just like that.

Just like that.

Suck that fucking cock.

Suck that fucking cock.

Yes, just like that.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

Yes,

just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that.

You choke on the fucking cock.

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Choke on it. Choke on it. Oh, nasty little fucking knee.

My nasty little fucking knee.

You choke on it.

Back in your fucking mouth. Back in your fucking mouth.

Fuck.

Oh,

yeah. Choke on that big fucking cock.

Yeah.

Yeah, just like that.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Just like that. Just like that.

Just like that.

Just like

that.

Oh, yes.

Yes. Oh, spit on that cock. Spit on that cock. Spit on that cock.

Yes. Yes.

My little fucking dirty little fucking niece.

Oh,

shut up.

Keep it down.

You don't even fucking hear us. You don't even fucking hear us. Shut up.

Shut up. Shut up.

Fuck.

Oh, shit.

Yes.

Just like that. Just like that.

Pussy feels so good.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, there you go. There you go.

Right, your uncle.

Right, your uncle's dirty fucking cock.

Right.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. That tight little fucking pussy feels so fucking good.

That little tight pussy feels so good.

Yeah, I hope you like my dirty little pussy. It feels good.

Fuck me.

Yeah, it feels good.

My nasty little pussy feels good.

Bye.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, it feels good.

Oh, shit.

I didn't know your pussy was going to feel this good, niece.

Oh, my God.

Fuck. Fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yes. Yes, yes, yes.

Fuck.

Fuck. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Just like that. Just like that.

I need a great niece right now.

Yes,

it would be such a great niece.

Oh, you need a great dirty little niece.

Oh, yeah.

Yes,

yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes, yes. Oh, yes.

Turn around. Turn around.

Put that cock back inside that tight little fucking pussy.

Yes, right there.

Oh, yes, yes.

Yes, just like that.

Yes, just like that.

Do nice and low for your uncle.

Your uncle's going to fuck this shit up.

Yeah, right there, you little pussy.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, yes. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes.

Fuck! Oh, fuck. I can't believe it.

Oh, fuck.

Fucking my uncle.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

You know this morning when you woke up and you were a fucking dirty uncle? No.

Huh? No, huh?

Come on, you uncle's big fucking cock.

Come on.

Come on.

Oh, fuck.

Yes. Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God. I can feel that fucking pussy get so fucking red and trembling.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I'm sure it wasn't like that when you last saw me, didn't it? Was it?

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

That's the way your uncle likes it.

That's the way your uncle likes it. Yeah. Just like that. I just want to be

good niece, uncle. Yeah.

Oh, you're being a good niece right now.

You better not tell your father.

Okay? You better not tell your father. He has me a lot of money.

Okay?

Okay. Yeah.

Oh, my.

Yes, just like that. Just like that.

Yeah, just like that.

Give me your fucking head.

Give me your fucking hair. Give me your fucking hair.

I want you to fucking ride that cock.

I want you to ride that fucking cock.

Yeah, just like that.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Yeah, just like that.

Just like that.

Oh, yeah, right there.

Ride that cock.

Don't you fucking stop.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. You better keep it down.

You better keep it down.

Oh, yeah. Just like that.

Just like that.

Oh, just that.

Oh, yes. Just like that. Just like that.

Just like that.

Just like that.

Oh, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Oh my

god

Dude, it's so soft.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Put that cock back in there.

Put that fucking cock back in there.

Who told you to put that cock out?

Huh? Who told you to put that fucking cock out?

Huh? Who told you to put that fucking cock out? Huh?

Who told you to put that fucking cock out?

Huh? Huh?

I told you to lower your voice.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Just like that. Just like that.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck, you're dead.

Oh, it's so fucking deep in your pussy. Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

fuck. Am I a dirty little slut? Oh, you're a fucking little dirty meat. Oh,

you're a fucking little...

Oh, my God.

Oh,

you're sick.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, come on. Oh, yeah.

Get over here. Get over here.

There's a fucking pussy right here.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

shit.

Oh, my God. That pussy feels so fucking good.

Oh, my God. That pussy feels so fucking good.

Oh, yeah.

You're going to make your uncle come?

You're going to make your uncle come in your face?

Come in me.

Come in you?

Yeah.

Are you sure?

Yeah. You don't have birth control?

Yeah.

I knew you were a little fucking dirty slut. I knew you were.

I knew you were a little fucking dirty slut. My little niece being a little

fucking dirty slut.

Yeah, come in me. Yeah, come in me.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you want to cum, don't you?

Yeah, you want your dirty uncle's fucking cum?

Your fucking dirty uncle's cum?

Shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah, just like that.

Just like that.

Oh, yeah, that's my good little fucking niece, huh?

That's my little fucking slutty little niece, huh?

I love my dirty uncle.

Yeah? Yeah?

Yeah? Like that?

Yeah, you like the way your dirty uncle fucked you?

Yeah? Yeah, tell me. Yeah. Yeah, here. Do you want to taste it? I love the way

you fuck me.

Do you want to taste it?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh,

yes.

Oh, yes.

Fuck it up.

So fuck it up.

Yeah.

Yeah, I like the way your uncle fucks you.

Dirty fucking uncle. Yeah, I love my dirty uncle.

Yeah. Yeah.

You're not going to tell your dad, right?

You're not going to tell your dad? No.

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