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I fucking ain't going to do much to think.

Yes. Oh, no, no, no, no smoking is happening here in the room.

Right, right, no, the smoke detector went off.

Yeah, I had to e -remove it myself. I don't know, maybe it was just the

from the hot shower that I was taking.

No, no, I understand. Yeah, I understand. I'm fine with that.

Right, right, no, well, you know, I may have a little bit of smoke on me from

smoking outside in the detonated smoking section, definitely not indoors.

Right, yeah, I'm aware.

Okay, yeah, no, yeah, I was a little out of breath because it kind of spooked

me, but no need for concern.

Uh, yeah.

No, everything's good. Thank you.

Um, I would maybe, uh, like to order some room service, if that's possible.

Cool.

Yeah, do you happen to have anything, uh, romantic by chance?

Oh, chocolate -covered strawberries. Yeah, I'll get an order of that.

And do you have anything to accommodate it with?

Champagne?

Good. How much is the two of those?

$429. Okay.

Do you guys have, like, a house champagne or something more on the

$20? That's more my style, yes.

Cool. That sounds great. Thank you.

No, and of course, no smoking.

Yeah, I know. Thank you.

All right.

Is that fucking soap that Wendy buys?

Columbia Cloud?

It smells like baby powder.

What is she going to think? That I baby powdered my balls? What kind of asshole

puts baby powder on his balls?

Cologne.

Wendy gifted this pheromone cologne to me on Christmas.

She'll be happy I'm actually using it.

Not so happy if she knew I was using it for another woman.

Fuck!

Damn it.

Oh, it's so strong.

Okay, alright, back to normal.

Oh, man.

Let me think of a...

Hey Kenzie, thank you so much for coming over.

You look amazing.

You always do.

Spectacular.

I got you these.

I knew they were your favorite.

Peonies. Yeah.

You're so funny.

You're hilarious.

You should, like, go out on the road with that. You write that overnight or

something?

And you have, like, the most incredible smile.

You're beautiful. You're so radiant.

It's really amazing.

Can I kiss you?

Will you? There you go.

One second.

One second.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Coming.

Coming.

Ty.

Hey. Hey. Can I come in?

Yeah. Of course. Come on in.

Whoa.

Are you getting right to it, are we?

Oh, no.

I'm sorry. Funny story.

What's that smell?

That is the cologne.

See, I can totally explain that it's a funny story.

What were you doing with cologne near your pants?

No, no, no, it's totally funny. See, I wasn't putting cologne anywhere near my

private parts or anything. I was putting cologne on, and then it slipped out of

my hand, and the thing didn't have a cap on it, and then it just spilled all

over the place, so I had to take off the pants, and I didn't have any other

pants, so that explains everything.

But it's all weird.

Are those for me?

Yeah, of course.

But, you know, I can't take these home.

Oh my God, right.

Of course. It's stupid. I didn't even think about that.

Right.

I understand.

I told Michael that I was going in the city to work.

It's funny. I told my wife the same thing.

Are you okay?

Breathing.

Wait, wait, yeah, yeah, we can shut all of you.

Sorry, it was just the cologne smell was so strong and I didn't want it to be

overpowering. Don't produce.

I know.

How about windows closed? I can turn on the heat for you, warm it up a little

bit. Yeah, okay.

Be warm in here.

You know, uh...

You can come over here and I can warm you up.

No, thanks. I'm fine here for right now.

Okay. Well, you know, I'm really glad to see you outside of the office.

Yeah, you look so much more handsome without the office fluorescent lighting.

Thank you. You look beautiful in any lighting.

I'm just so happy that you're here without it.

cubicle wall separating us.

You good?

You okay?

Yeah, I'm sorry. I know we came here to be alone.

You good?

I can still kind of feel like there's a wall between us.

I can't really put it into words.

I just feel kind of tense.

Wait, I got a surprise for you.

Come in!

Thank you.

Oh, excuse me.

Oh, no, no, no. It's not what you think. I spilled cologne on my pants and...

Perfect. Do you happen to have a dry cleaning service at the hotel?

Of course.

Great. Well, they're in the bathroom. Maybe you could collect them and take

in? I know they're sopping wet, but it's fine.

Okay.

Perfect.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah, so the only thing, I guess, is just the pants and the bathroom?

Of course.

Right.

Oh, yeah, of course.

Uh, yeah.

Okay, there you go. Thank you. Yeah, of course.

Thank you very much.

Have a nice night.

Yeah, you too. Thank you.

See the way that woman looked at me?

What are you talking about?

Oh. No, it's just because I forgot to tip her. I just have a lot on my mind. I

can see why she looked at us funny.

No, she looked at me like I was some hooker.

What? No one would think that you're a prostitute.

That's impossible.

Look how beautiful you are.

Well, she was definitely looking down on me.

Judging me.

No, come on. She lets know I'm here to cheat.

That's not true. I think that's all in your head. I think that's not at all

she was looking at us for.

I had no pants on.

It was just awkward.

I feel like she was shaming me.

All the women at the front desk saw me go into that elevator.

They know why I'm here.

And this dress, it's too much. I shouldn't have worn it.

What? No, no, no. Come here. Come here. Please.

Look. You look... Look.

You look beautiful.

This is classy.

Not only...

Amazingly beautiful.

You're smart.

You carry yourself like a strong woman.

No one would ever think that.

I... I don't know. I still feel like she was shaming me.

Come on.

No. I think she just looked at us because I forgot to give her a tip.

just being a little paranoid.

Oh, I'm being paranoid?

No. That's not at all what I meant. I meant to... You're just maybe being a

little...

Emotional. Just a bit.

Oh, emotional?

Right. It must be my female hysteria getting the better of my judgment again,

right? No. It must be my inferior female brain. No, that's not at all what I'm

saying. Look at me. I'm trying to tell you the truth. I think you're the most

passionate, most beautiful woman around. I would never think that about you.

All right? Don't even try to verbalize that and try to put it into your head

that I would even think that. That's not the case.

I think, how about some champagne?

Calm us down a little bit.

The chocolate looks amazing.

I'm sure you like this one.

I'm actually lactose intolerant.

You're lactose intolerant?

Yeah. Oh, we could order something else if you want.

Anything you want, seriously.

How about like a gin and tonic?

Or white wine?

Water? Anything.

Anything you want.

No, thank you.

My husband can smell alcohol on me, not just on my breath, but like...

Radiate from my skin, so... Really?

Well... Wendy doesn't even get close enough to me to even smell my breath.

Let alone... On me.

Wendy.

She seems nice. I, uh... Had a polite conversation with her at the holiday

party. Yeah, well, let me tell you.

She's not what you think she is.

You don't know her like I know her.

That's true, but...

You would never leave her. Why do you?

Did you leave your husband?

Don't you feel guilty?

Just like a smidgen?

No, not really.

Look, what Wendy doesn't know won't hurt her.

So, you would care if she knew?

Look, I don't want to hurt her.

Just like I'm sure you don't want to hurt your husband.

But me and her, we've grown to be different people. She's not into sex

And I don't think it's really, I think it's just me.

Like for my birthday, for instance, we always have wild, hot sex.

And my birthday this year, she just took an edible and passed it on in front of

the TV.

We don't have the same spark and passion that we used to.

Hmm.

What about your husband?

Michael, his sex drive is intact.

I mean, he's... What exactly are you asking me?

You're not getting cold feet, are you?

No.

Yes.

I don't know.

I know I made the choice to come here, but it's just not what I pictured.

Right, no, I totally get it. Look, I should have brought another pair of

I'm so stupid. I just wanted this night to be perfect for you.

It's fine.

Accidents happen.

There's a mall down the street. Maybe we can go and buy you another pair of

pants. And I want to get out of this room.

There's a bowling alley down the street, and maybe we can get something to eat

after. No, I can't do that.

We can't do that.

You know, my wife is an older woman and she's running for re -election and so

many people know her that someone would see us out and would blow our cover.

I can't have that.

Sorry. I just wanted this night to be perfect for you.

It was good.

All I got.

Seriously. I can brush my teeth. Lactose intolerant.

I'm so, so sorry.

Don't bother, please.

Wait, do you want to leave?

Wait, we can call this off if you want.

I'm really, really sorry. I just wanted this to be perfect for you.

Something that's true.

What about the first time you kissed?

Supplies closet.

You know, that was the most exciting moment in my life.

Stop it.

It's true.

The way you pressed your body up against mine.

I know you could tell how fast my heart was beating.

I've never been with a woman like you before.

The way you look at me, you look right through me. You're exactly what I

Well, I took the spare key from Mr. Miller's desk when nobody was paying

attention.

So we can use the closet whenever we want.

Had I known that, I would have done a lot more than kiss you.

This is not baby.

How could I refuse you?

Kiss me.

It's over.

My husband can't help it.

I'm feeling like I could have slept in again today.

Bet your wife doesn't do it like this, does she?

My vagina is so funky.

Oh my god, that's so good.

You're amazing. Can you kiss me?

I'll do everything that he doesn't.

Can you stroke it better than your wife?

It's pretty natural.

This little hole is gushing.

Give me more.

Give me more.

Robin's side of me. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yeah, put me in the ice and finger fuck me.

Okay, yes. Fuck me harder. More fingers.

Give me more. Give me more. Really, that's my present. Please.

Please.

Tell me.

Give me more fingers.

Put that ring finger in me.

Yes.

Are you thinking about your wife?

Yeah.

Think about your wife when you fuck me.

Oh.

Christmas Eve?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Can I go home to my husband with your cum dripping out of me?

come back at me.

How many of them?

Who's that?

Uh, it's Wendy.

She just wanted to make sure I got to the hotel right.

I'll call her later.

She seems nice.

Yeah, she is.

It might be hard on her if you were to ever leave her.

Huh.

Well, you know, you wouldn't leave your husband.

Well, I might have to if we continue like this.

You mean you leave your husband for me?

Yeah, it's not in me to cheat.

I mean, you feel the same way, right?

I just thought what

we had was...

Like, so strong that we would end up together eventually.

Yeah, right. You know, I just, uh... Right? I got, like, I got kids and

Um... What?

Like, what we have here, like, we're just having fun, right?

Is that all this is to you?

Fun?

No, not at all. I'm just saying that, you know, I can't have the same fun with

my wife. You know, when we got together, I was really young, and she was, like,

middle of the road, and now, like, she's old, and I'm, like, still pretty young,

and things just don't work out. And you are just amazing.

She still looks great, though.

Yeah, but you are just perfect right now.

Are you saying next year I'll be less and less perfect each year? Each year?

baby, that's not what I'm saying. Come here, come here, come here.

You're just being, like, emotional right now.

Let me, here, I got an idea. Let me think of something really nice I could

you.

Like, something that would boost your feelings.

I think we made a mistake.

Oh, what a beautiful mistake it was.

I think you're making the mistake.

Come on. I made a mistake, a terrible mistake.

Come on. Just get back into bed, Kenzie.

You know, he will never be a fraction of the man that my husband is.

See, now you're just trying to be hurtful only because of some insecurity

you have going on in you. Look, your marriage couldn't be that great if you

here with me.

Yeah, you're right.

Let's be civil.

Let's pretend this never happened.

Mr. Miller on Monday to move my cubicle. We shouldn't be working together

anymore. Take care.

Come on.

I think you're overreacting. I just...

Do you like that?

Do you like that? Is that feel good?

Can I get it?

You can come over here and that can warm you up.

Let me just say, as a public announcement for people who shave their

really hope in that moment that you do shave your asshole, you don't believe in

God, because...

The feeling of you thinking about a third party looking at you in a position

which you have to put yourself in to shave your ass is very embarrassing.

So when I do do those, I really hope there is no such thing as an afterlife.

No one is looking down on me in that moment.

Nobody's judging you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it looks like a whole acrobatic

situation just for me to get back there.

I pray to God and then I immediately pretend he doesn't exist.

Get it!

Take it!

That's the scene tomorrow.

With your hand.

I'm gonna wipe this back to front.

I'm going to give you a yeast infection.

Your feet are freezing.

I know, it's chilly in here.

I'm trying to think of like a warmth for Ami. There you go.

I'll ask Mr. Miller to move my cubicle on Monday.

We shouldn't be working together.

Okay.