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Hello? Hey Jay, Billy?

I'm here.

Hey, how are you?

I'm good, how are you?

How have you been?

I've been good.

So you're a little bit early, I wasn't ready yet.

Oh, I must have read the text wrong. You know what? It's okay.

My fault, but I need to get glasses and I'm just avoiding it because I don't

want to make people old, you know?

What part have they been travelling? I haven't even had a chance to go to the

upstairs to get any glasses.

Wow. Yeah, you've been travelling a lot, huh?

Oh, God, I just got back from Japan.

Oh, my God. That was amazing.

That's really cool. It's quite impressive out there. Good business

opportunities, I can tell you. I learn a lot. Yeah.

Actually, so. Oh, where's Billy?

Oh, he just got home, so he went up through the change.

Oh, okay. Well, I guess it's time to catch up, right? Yeah, yeah, of course.

So, obviously, I beat you to it.

Well, you've got a chance to do the table. Do you want to give me... I can

you a hand. Yeah, sure.

Yeah? Yeah, definitely. Okay, let's do it. Okay, so do you want to do knives

and... Yeah, yeah.

Okay,

we have to come back to the spoon. This is a lot.

All right.

We all need a little extra napkin now.

Are we having wine with this?

Yeah.

Looks pretty good.

All right, so that's it done. Yeah.

Thank you for helping me.

Oh, you're very welcome.

Hey!

How's it going?

What's up, man? How's it going, man?

Good to see you. You're here early.

Oh, no. I know. I forgot my glasses. I read the text wrong.

She already told me. All good. I'm sure you've got it created with my beautiful

wife. She is amazing.

And for that, I'm going to be taking her to a community event this weekend.

We're trying to draw attention for her new massage business.

Oh, wow.

How's that going?

I mean, it's going good so far.

Okay. You're trying to grow it?

Yeah. She's being modest.

The reality is we need to attract more attention to her business, but

unfortunately marketing costs money. Oh, yeah. And a community event that's free

is a better spot for us to try to go and get the word out.

Well, you know, I've been traveling around. I'm really into looking at some

businesses. I really want to put some more events on now. I've got nothing on

the table right now.

So I have money ready to go. So if this business is viable, I'll invest.

Oh my God, that's amazing. Thank you so much.

This is exactly what we needed.

Well, you're welcome. But as I said, I need to know it's a viable investment.

You've got the money yet. You've got to prove to me the product is good. I mean,

I want to sell the product, obviously.

Are you suggesting I give you a massage?

Well, it's...

It's professional, right?

Oh, of course. Yeah. I mean, we wouldn't be doing this if she... Like, you can?

Magic? Magic.

Well, then. And, you know, you're going to be massaging people you've never even

met before. At least you know me.

That's true, baby. I mean, it doesn't get any easier, does it? Yeah.

Look, how about I do this? Okay.

She always does the cooking.

Right. I'll take over this time.

That's fine. And when I'm done, you can get my dad nice and relaxed, and then

we'll eat.

And we'll go down and, like... An absolutely perfect plan. And then I can

out and see what money you need, and then we'll get this going.

You know what? You've always had my back, Dad. I appreciate it so much. I'm

going to go ahead and get started. I'm going to put some on so I can cook.

Thank you so much, sweetie.

It's perfect, right?

Yeah.

I mean, this could be good. You get your investment.

I don't have a bad back. You know, this could always work out.

Right.

Um, okay then.

Well, so, you know, just so you know, I was on my travels and I went to Japan.

Great place, amazing.

And I come across, and you said you're a massage. I come across this, I guess

it's trending these days, this new massage called Nuru massage.

I'm assuming you're familiar with Nuru, right?

Yes, I know who you're talking about.

And will you be offering something like that?

Um, yeah, but I mean, don't you think that...

It'd be kind of weird for me, your daughter -in -law, to give you a newborn

massage.

Well, I guess it depends how you look at it.

You want investment.

I want to put money into a good business.

I would love to try out a new massage. I wanted to do it there. I didn't get

time.

Why can't you do it for me?

I mean, you want the money. I want a massage. It sounds like a good fit,

you think?

I guess.

And what's the worst that can happen?

Really?

I mean, yeah, sure.

Wonderful.

Okay, I guess we could just go up to the bathroom then and get started.

Okay. Show me the way.

The first thing that we always do is have you take a shower just to get all

oils off your body. Okay.

I promise you I need to have a shower. Yeah.

Of course.

I'll shower with my boot.

I'm going to do that. That should be fun.

I'm always wanting to try the new ones.

I'm an idiot too.

I'm a professional too.

You're undressing too?

Yep, I'm the one that's going to give you the massage.

Oh, this is just getting better.

I like this.

I think my money might be going into the right place after all.

Okay,

so, you want me to start the shower?

Yeah, the...

After you leave first.

Are you enjoying this?

Yeah.

Okay, try to turn around first.

Yeah. Get some water on my skin.

I quite like the idea of this.

Yes.

Okay, here we go.

I'm ready.

Just a few people paying for this.

Very relaxing isn't it?

Pampering at its best.

Lots of Japanese.

I'm getting very relaxed.

Sorry. It's really good.

You do have many hands.

But he was right.

That's very good.

Can you just grab some more soap for me? Sure.

Okay, I'm going to look down to your leg.

Okay, cool.

This is very, I really like this.

Oh yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm, so good.

Yeah,

that's the lofty.

Look, I don't know what you're trying to do here, but... What?

I mean, hitting on your son's wife?

You know you've got a wrong idea. This is strictly dangerous.

If you're going to do this business and you want my money, you're going to have

to make the clients feel welcome, satisfied.

If you can make me satisfied, I'll gladly give you the money.

This is what you're doing. This is a business you're involved in.

My son will never find out.

All right.

No,

I guess not.

Why are you putting yourself on that?

Billy, no, I'm just having a shower before the massage. What's wrong?

Um, nothing's wrong, Dad. Just, uh, I wanted to ask AJ what her side dishes

questions were.

Billy, you're a big boy now. I think you can figure out what you want to eat.

Make a decision.

Of course, of course, Dad.

All right. Thanks, Ben.

Have fun.

Will do.

Behave.

Ooh, look at that.

Very good.

Okay, well, I think that's enough for the shower. Maybe you should move on to

the massage now.

You're the boss.

Okay.

I'll follow you.

Turn this off. Okay.

Lead the way.

I can't wait for the next bit.

So first, I'm going to... Apply the gel to your body.

And then I'm going to do the same to mine.

Sounds good.

And then we can start the massage.

Wonderful.

Looking forward to it.

Oh, ha, ha.

Hmm, here's a thought.

Maybe you want to warm that stuff up sometime.

damn yeah now

that

feels better now just a little bit more

Very slippery, isn't it? Yes.

Let's see whether the Japanese will eat this.

Yeah, this is very nice.

Oh, I like this.

This is what I call the sandwich.

Oh, wow,

I'm missing all the good bits.

It sounds amazing.

Does that feel good?

Yes, it does.

It feels wonderful.

Do you want to see?

I don't understand how you can be so forward.

Well, this is a massage, right?

And most massages end with a happy ending.

I can't believe you.

What?

Well, a handjob is one thing, but sex? I mean, don't you think that's going a

little too far?

What if your son found out?

Well, I have $100 ,000 that says he won't.

That's if you want that investment in your business, of course.

It's your choice.

I'm thinking of your future, and my son's of course.

Okay,

whatever you say.

Wonderful, let's continue.

I was getting used to that.

Mmm.

That's so good.

Mmm. You'll make a total success in this business.

Mmm.

Mmm. Mmm.

Mmm.

Why don't you flip over a little?

With pleasure.

Oh, yeah.

You're getting into it now a little bit.

um um

Okay.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

You like when I rub my tits on your cock like that? Yes I do.

Yes I do.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh, that's so beautiful.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes.

Oh, that's sexy.

Oh, fuck. Oh,

yes.

Let me get all nice and wet for my pussy. Oh, God.

Yes.

Definitely.

Oh, no.

Oh.

Oh.

You do have magic hands.

Oh.

I'm going to put something down on it.

Deep.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

Oh, God.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

fuck.

I need to look at that.

I need to look at that.

How do I do this?

It's so technical.

Sweet.

Yes

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I can't believe I fucking lost her. Yes, please.

Oh, God. Yes.

Yes, come over me.

Yes.

Oh, my fucking

God.

That's what I call happy ending.

I'm fucking happy at the end.

No, you promised Billy's never going to find out, right?

Never, ever, ever. Okay.

And remind me after dinner to write you that big fat check.

100 large, right?

Yes.

Good luck in your new business, partner.

Thank you.

You know, lots of things. So she probably need to get down there and, you

help him with that cooking. I don't know if I remember.