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Going to find.

to me straight. I'm a problem pregnancy,
right?

This kind of nausea can't be normal, not
to mention the headaches.

This isn't what pregnancy is. This is
how you feel after a week at the Baghdad

Hilton. I think I need a specialist,
someone who really knows... You know who

you need? A psychiatrist.

Murphy, this is what pregnancy is.

We all go through it. When I was
pregnant with Eric, I was on my knees so

kept a pair of shengards in the
bathroom.

And if you think the headaches are bad
now, Wait until your 17 -year -old tells

you he's dropping out of school to join
a band called Dead Leonard.

Now, lie down. I need to do one more
test.

Oh, boy.

Another test.

Personally, I wish I were just a
protozoa, going about my business, and

every once in a while I'd stop, divide
in half, and then go back to what I was

doing.

Yeah, but protozoa don't get to hear
their baby's heartbeat.

That's it?

That's her?

I don't believe it.

Why does she sound like that whoosh,
whoosh? Why isn't it going ba -boom, ba

-boom?

Murphy, at 12 weeks, the heart is only
the size of a sunflower seed.

If it were big enough to go ba -boom, ba
-boom, this kid's head would be

sticking out of your throat.

She sounds almost feisty, doesn't she?

Strong, confident.

She's got rhythm, too. This is
definitely my kid.

Yep, the latest in a long line of brown
women with good calves and an intense

hatred of double -knit slacks.

Okay, I think I've heard enough.

Everything seems fine, but just to be
sure, I want to send you for one more

test. Oh, great.

Another chance for a total stranger to
go spew -wunking in my private parts.

What is it this time?

A chorionic villi sampling, or CVS. I
prescribe it for any woman who's a high

-risk pregnancy, and since you're over
35, that's you.

This test will let us know if there are
any genetic abnormalities and confirm

the sex of the child at the same time.
It's not painful, and there are no big

needles involved.

Yeah, sure, and afterwards, the tooth
fairy validates my parking, right?

All the doctor does is take a thin, long
tube and send it up that same scenic

highway the baby's father took.

Well, I hope it buys me dinner first
because I sure didn't get anything out

this the last time.

appointment with the doctor who's going
to handle the procedure and since some

women experience minor discomfort i want
someone to drive you there and take you

home maggie i have hiked through 150
miles of colombian jungle with pms so

the leopards fled in terror

Handling a car with minor discomfort is
not a problem. Sorry, but this baby is

still at a very fragile stage. You get
someone to drive you.

Okay. I promise I'll get someone to
drive me. I promise that I'll rest.

else? No.

Oh, wait a minute.

Where's my watch?

Ms. Brown, I'm Alice Kimmons, your new
secretary, and I'm really excited to be

working for you. I just know it's going
to be great. Oh, stop lying, you weak,

pathetic worm. The only reason you're
here is to pay for that useless therapy.

It's not useless. It's working.

Just listen to her, Ms. Brown. That's
Rachel, a 37 -year -old divorcee who

inside me. Oh, fine. Tell her all our
secrets. That's it. We quit.

I'm so sorry, Ms. Brown, but I have no
choice.

She's the one who types.

to be at the doctor's in 20 minutes.
Well, I'm sorry, but I know how

this CVS test is, so I stopped by the
drugstore to pick up a little something

for luck.

I figured a stuffed animal might be a
little too sentimental. I wanted

that worked for a boy or a girl.

They're collector's items, you know.

Each clock is numbered.

It was very expensive.

Even though in this light it looked like
crap. Oh, God, I hate it.

10 .30. Okay, okay, I'll get you there
in plenty of time.

I wonder if I drank enough water. They
tell you to drink four glasses for this

test, but what size glass are they
talking about? Five ounce, ten ounce,

Flintstones, jelly glass?

Why can't they be specific?

And why do they still write
prescriptions in Latin? When was the

ever saw a monk behind a pharmacy
counter?

Murph, will you relax? The test is going
to go fine. You've got nothing to be

worried about.

I'm not worried, Frank. What makes you
think I'm worried? I have absolutely no

history of genetic problems in my
family.

Unless you count my cousin Larry, who
still believes Jimmy Swaggart was

with that hooker.

I'm glad you feel that way. It's just
that when you told me, you didn't want

anyone to know. I thought maybe you were
concerned. Frank, I just didn't want it

broadcast all over the newsroom.

This pregnancy is a very personal thing,
and I'd just be more comfortable

keeping it that way.

Maybe I'd better get more water.

Frank, great news.

We just got a call from your informant
on the weapons dealer story. He said

ready to talk. Oh, man, that is
fantastic. I have been working on this

weeks. He said he'll meet you at the
water fountain in Rock Creek Park.

But you'd better get moving. He said
he'll only wait a half an hour.

He wants to meet now?

I can't do it. You're going to have to
call him back and reschedule.

Reschedule? Frank, the man is an
informant, not a dentist.

If they don't leave their phone numbers,
how am I supposed to get a hold of

them? Look in the yellow pages under
fill your guts?

Go ahead. I can handle this by myself.

Handle what? No, you can't. You're
supposed to have someone take you. Take

where? To buy new tires. It's not that
hard, Frank. I'll just get what I got

last time. Four round rubber ones. Bye.

You are not going alone.

Murphy's got to go to the gynecologist
for a test.

It's very important that she needs
someone to take her. She can't drive

but she didn't want everyone to know
about it.

Oh.

Oh.

I see. It was something personal, and
you felt more comfortable sharing it

Frank than with me.

I can accept that.

I won't pretend it doesn't hurt, but
then my people are used to pain, and

been dealing with it for centuries.

You had to open your mouth, didn't you,
Frank? Oh, no, no, no. You were right to

ask Frank to take you. Everybody knows
our sense of direction is terrible.

We were wandering through the desert for
40 years, and you probably need to get

there sometime today.

Miles,

would you please drive me to the doctor?
I can't. I've got a big network meeting

upstairs in 10 minutes. Then what the
hell was that all about? I forgot I was

busy until I was halfway through. By
then, I couldn't stop myself.

Corky can do it. Yes. Do what? Corky,
you have to drive Murphy to the

gynecologist for a very important test.
Okay, that's it. I'm out of here.

Oh, Murphy.

I wish I could, but Will's got a meeting
with a book publisher in New York, and

I promised I'd drive him to the airport.

See, there's a special way I always say
goodbye to him, and it wouldn't be the

same coming from a cab driver.

I mean, how do you tip for something
like that?

Not a problem, Corky. I can go by
myself.

Oh, no, you can't. Somebody should be
there with you.

up to some corporate powwow on the 18th
floor. Phil, I'll give you $100 if you

drive Murphy to the gynecologist.

Okay, we have an opening bid of $100 to
drive the pregnant lady to the

gynecologist. Do I hear two?

I'd be happy to take you, Murphy, if you
don't mind coming along on a few

deliveries. And the car's a little
crowded. You might have to sit on a tub

coleslaw. Okay, that's it. I'm going to
get my cab. I'm going to the doctor's by

myself.

this? Someone having a party without me?
Jim, are you busy right now? Oh, God,

I'm in hell. That's what this is. Hell.
Just having a one o 'clock lunch with

David Brinkley. Why? Great. You're
taking Murphy to the gynecologist.

The what? Oh, no, I don't think I can do
that. Everybody else is busy. You have

to. I most certainly do not. I've been
married for 30 years and I haven't been

to the gynecologist once. I don't intend
to start now.

I'm a terrible driver, really, and I'm
under the influence of medication.

I've had three sucrets this morning.

Well, here we are.

Safe and sound.

Take all the time you need. I'll be
parked right next to the payphone in the

garage. Here's the number.

It's 30 degrees down there. Now just sit
down and read a magazine.

I'll be out in a while.

I'm Murphy Brown, and I have an 11 o
'clock appointment with Dr.

Chapin. Oh, hi, Ms. Brown.

Doctor's running just a little late, so
if you'll have a seat, we'll be with you

as soon as we can. Okay?

Just how late is a little late, Becky?

Oh, not much.

20 minutes, maybe 25, that's all. You
just sit down and relax.

We'll call you. Okay?

I've had six gallons of water in the
last half hour. I am physically

of sitting down and relaxing.

I am bursting to see the doctor, and I
want to see him now.

I'm sorry, Ms. Brown, but there are
other people ahead of you.

Becky, look at me. Hoover Dam isn't as
full as I am. If you don't get me in

there soon, there's no telling how many
lives could be lost.

Maybe I should go find somebody. That's
right. Go. Find somebody. Fast.

I bet he's not even in there, is he?
He's at the Mercedes dealership trying

get the leather package at cost, right?

No, no, he's here, I swear it. He's
inside Mrs.

Anderson right now.

Is there another doctor's office nearby
with a waiting room I could use? Perhaps

a nice podiatrist?

Jim, don't worry. I'll handle this.

Um, everyone, could I have your
attention, please?

I'm Murphy Brown, and...

In exactly two hours, I will be
conducting a very important telephone

with Israeli Prime Minister Shamir. Now,
I can't tell you everything about it,

but it is possible that what transpires
between us could help to forge a real

and lasting peace in the Middle East.
So, unless someone else has something

important on the fire, I'd like to go in
next, all right?

No, it is not all right.

I'm Edie Landreau, and in an hour and a
half, I have to pick up my twins and six

other kids at the Criterion Centerplex.
I have to drive three of the kids to

ballet class, two to swimming class, and
one to the orthodontist. Then I have to

go home, clean the house, get dinner
started, go back and pick these kids up,

drop them off at their homes, pick my
mother up, and be back in time to search

fruitlessly through my wardrobe for
something that will not make me look

Volkswagen bus when my husband comes
home. So you tell Mr.

Shamir...

We're going to start with the ultrasound
and then the CVS. Lie back.

Wait a minute.

No nice to meet you. No sorry for the
delay. We're about to get fairly

here. I wouldn't mind a little small
talk.

Of course. Of course. My apologies. It's
been a busy morning.

So, um, that Bart Simpson, quite a card?

Maybe we better move on to the exam.

All right.

How are you feeling?

Like I swallowed the penguin pool at the
National Zoo.

Well, there's a reason for drinking the
water. It provides an acoustical window

so that the sound waves have something
that resonates... So they'd be easier to

see the baby, I know. Maria Shriver
explained it to me.

Oh, yes, Maria Shriver.

An absolute textbook set of ovaries.

1 .2 centimeters across.

Yeah, that Arnold sure knows how to pick
them.

The placenta location is posterior...

Just ain't no fact.

Approximately five centimeters.

Well, this is fascinating. Absolutely
fascinating.

What? What do you see?

If I didn't know better, I'd swear you
were walking around with Faith Daniel's

uterus.

How do you see this? I can't make out a
thing.

Doreen, here.

This is what I'm talking about. Right
here.

You see this curve? Right above the
fetus.

Keep still. Murphy, are you all right?

Oh, good Lord.

Is everything all right?

Jim, get over here.

No. Come on, Jim, please. I want you to
see this.

Look at that.

Look at that. That's my kid. Do you
believe it? Is that it there?

Look at that.

She's got my nose.

Ashley, that's a kneecap. Okay, she's
got a kneecap.

How does she look? Is she okay?

Well, there are the arms and the legs.

And right there, you can see the thin
division between the two hemispheres of

the brain.

Jim, she's got a brain.

What would that little fluttering object
be?

The heart.

The heart.

Yes, and along with everything else,
it's looking, uh... Just the way we

to. Now, if you wouldn't mind waiting
outside, Mr. Dial, we're about to move

to the CVS.

Outside? Absolutely not.

As much as it surprises me, I find this
moment profoundly moving. This is life,

pure and perfect and full of
possibilities.

I wouldn't miss this for anything.

Now, look, Jim, I know you're excited,
but we're about to get pretty up close

and personal here. Now, think about it.
You have a hard time even looking into

my purse.

be able to share this with you. Well,
while you two are deciding, Miss Brown,

why don't you put your feet into the
stirrup and I will begin to manipulate

uterus. Yes, you do that, sir. And while
you are, I'm going to run across the

street and get us each a nice bowl of
soup. Wouldn't that taste lovely?

I'll be right back unless there's a
line. Would anyone out here like some

did, but I told him you'd already picked
a long -distance phone company.

No, Eldon, not them. Dr.

Chapin's office. I had that test two
days ago, and they said they'd send the

results by the end of today.

Call it woman's intuition, but I know
there's something wrong. Otherwise, they

would have called.

May I remind you that if your intuition
was as accurate as you think it is,

Clarence Thomas would now be working in
a Burger King.

Oh, God, what was I thinking? I'm too
old for this. I was just asking for

trouble. All right, look, let's just
calm down.

I think you're blowing this whole age
thing way out of proportion.

Plenty of women have kids at your age.
Do you know any?

Well, I think there was one in the
Bible.

Oh, God, Eldon, I know that's them.

I can't do it, Eldon. I can't pick it
up. All right, look.

Look, do you really want to go through
another night of not knowing?

You're right. You pick it up.

All right.

All right. I will pick it up because I
know that everything is going to be

What are you doing? I'm getting ready to
pick it up.

Pick it up!

Hello.

Yes, she's here.

Um, but she's, uh, indisposed at the
moment and would like for me to, uh, get

the information.

No, I'm not the father.

Not, you know, in the physical sense,
but I do plan to be the child's

guide and teach it to bowl.

So what's the deal?

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

You're sure?

Okay.

Okay, I'll tell her.

Thank you.

You can stop worrying.

Everything's fine.

I kept telling everybody I wasn't
worried that there was just a 5 % chance

something could go wrong.

But when you've seen that tiny heart
beating, Eldon, a 5 % chance is the

scariest thing you've ever had to face.

But she's all right.

She's really all right.

Yeah.

Except she's a he.

you talking about?

I'm talking about the fruit of your
loins, the apple of your eye, the heir

the throne.

It's a boy.

She is not.

Now, you better stop sending that
message or I see a huge therapy bill in

kid's future.

I don't believe this.

I was sure it was a girl.

It was the one thing I had no doubt
about.

I was going to have a daughter.

I was going to teach her that...

Being a woman didn't mean you were
second class.

She could do anything she wanted and be
judged solely on her ability.

And then I was going to take her
shopping for Donna Karen separates.

This is not what I planned.

Not what I planned at all.

It's quarter to 11.

Murphy should have been here by now. I
hope everything's all right with those

test results.

Of course everything's all right. I saw
the child myself on a little TV.

It looked right at me, as if to say,
everything's fine here in the womb, Jim.

Back to you.

Morning, guys. Sorry I'm late. Is
everything all right? Look, we're not

or anything, so if you don't want to
tell us, we understand.

Don't say that, Frank.

We're going crazy here. Guys, come on,
back off.

It's okay, Frank. I want you all to
know, everything's fine.

As a matter of fact, feast your eyes on
the first ultrasound.

of a completely healthy, perfectly
normal baby boy.

What? What? Oh, my God!

Oh, Murphy, you must be in such a state
of shock.

I know how much you had your heart set
on a little girl, someone you thought

you'd raise to be just like you, and...
Oh, look!

There's his little woo -woo!

Guys, I've got to be honest with you.

I didn't sleep a wink last night.

On the one hand, I was so relieved that
my kid was healthy, but on the other

hand, as Corky so scientifically pointed
out, my baby has a woo -woo.

What the hell am I supposed to do with a
boy? I don't know anything about them,

except that they like to make root beer
come out their noses and they never ask

tall girls to dance.

Corky, maybe it would help if you began
to think of this child as a person.

It might not be a bad idea to start
considering names. And since I was with

when you first saw the little tyke, I'd
be deeply honored if you named him after

me.

Jim, I respect you, and I care about
you.

But there's no way in the world I'm
going to name my kid James Brown.

Maybe I'm making too much out of this.

I mean, boy, girl, maybe it doesn't
really matter.

So, if you'll excuse me, I'm just going
to go cancel my son's subscription to

the Nancy Drew Library.

So, Murph, I've got this extra ticket to
the Bullets game, and I was wondering

if maybe you and your son would like to
come along and... Look, Frank, you've

got to promise me something.

You gotta promise me you'll be there
when my son brings home a girl I hate.

gotta promise to stop me from saying the
wrong thing, causing him to leave home

and join a band called Dead Leonard.

What? What are you talking about? Where
do you get this stuff, Murph?

Now, come on.

You know you are gonna be great at this.

So what's a challenge?

You ever back down from a challenge
before?

Then you know I'm right.

Right?

I guess, deep down, I always wanted a
kid I could show how to throw a knuckle

curve.

Someone I could teach the finer points
of seven -card high -low and teach to

balance the carburetors on a classic MG.

Well, I guess I'm just going to have to
do it with a boy.