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Miss Keiko, you're everything to me.

Miss Keiko!

What do you want?

Miss Keiko, I beg you, please be my girlfriend.

I've always been in love with you!

What's your name?

Minoru Yamagishi from Third Year Class C.

Please! I love you more than life.

Who do you think you are?

I am Keiko Nakadai!

I know. Nobody in this school can resist...

your beauty, intelligence and violence,

your overall wonderfulness!

I have no time for your nonsense.

You're the first woman I could give my life to.

Do as you like.

I could do anything for you!

All right.

Jump off the building.

Right.

What's the matter?

Can't do it?

Yes!

I'll do it!

Yamagishi!

If you're scared before you jump, you neverwill!

I'IIjump first.

I'll go with you!

Follow if you can!

Keiko...

Keiko.

What may we serve you today?

A burger and an orange juice.

Thank you very much. It won't be long.

Camera test for the weather!

In your places!

I'll Stand in.

Good evening, everyone...

Almost news time.

What's happened to Miss Nakadai?

We've sent someone for her.

Lovely weather, isn't it?

At last, my time has come.

- Set menu M, please. - Right.

What's the sigh for?

Well...

Will I spend all my life making hamburgers?

What the hell are you talking about?

I mean, it's not that I hate hamburgers.

And it's not thejob, either.

Then Why the complaining?

It's just...

Next, Keiko Nakadai with the weather.

Hello, viewers.

I'm Keiko Nakadai, standing in for Michiko Kawai.

Miss Keiko...

The Tokyo area was overcast today...

but a high moving northeast of'f Kanto...

will bring fine weather tomorrow.

She's wonderful.

Another high will bring a fine day...

throughout southern Japan.

Hokkaido has received unseasonal heavy snow.

In Sapporo 400m of snow fell.

As my skirt is 100m above my knees, 400m will be...

this high!

Keiko.

You're everything to me.

Can you comment on last night?

Is Keiko in there?

Will the public allow this?

As I said,

the weather may be fine but she's not in yet.

So we can't comment.

She was standing in for the regular girl.

Come.

Sorry to keep you waiting.

Was there something you wanted to discuss?

What have you been doing?

Masturbating, actually.

A part of my morning routine.

Masturbating?

Or onanism, if you prefer.

Don't you do it from time to time?

Miss Nakadai.

What is the meaning of your conduct last night?

- What do you think? -What do I think?

Was it appropriate...

for our evening "Weather Corner"?

What about the ratings?

That's not your...

Weren't they over thirty percent?

But you...

You can't do anything you like just because it rates well!

Don't bother trying to sound high-minded.

I know you're dying for good ratings.

In news, drama, variety, children's programs...

you're behind the other networks.

Everybody knows your sales are a disaster.

So...

to avoid ruin, tackle areas the others ignore.

The weather report!

Well? How about it?

If you disagree, say so.

Wonderful! You're absolutely right.

I agree with you.

I like it. Do Whatever you please.

I'll give you an executive suite.

Mr Chairman! We can't...

Don't you like panties?

Of course, but...

Then it's done.

I am the weather woman

If you want a forecast, just ask me

Even if the sky is grey the sun shines in my heart

I am a weather woman

When it comes to the weather you can count on me

Even in the pouring rain your heart won't be overcast

I am a weather woman

If I call it wrong from time to time

Pardon me

Reporting the weather

Is my Whole life

I am a weather woman

Rain, rain go away...

Come again another day!

Careful with this.

Hurry up, they're waiting.

Is this anything to do with Miss Nakadai?

It goes to her executive suite.

Executive suite?

Shut up and move!

Is everything okay, Miss Nakadai?

Thank you ever so.

The room is simply lovely, thanks to you.

It's my pleasure. Just do your best for our network.

Oh, but of course.

Whatever I do, I neverfail to be number one.

I'm sure we can rely on you.

Can't we, Gondo?

Sir? Yes...

I'm sure we can.

We're not finished. Come on.

Leave it to me.

I will be the saviour of JTV.

The high from the continent...

brought a lovely Indian summer to all of Japan.

The temperature tends to fluctuate greatly...

at this time of the year,

so please take care.

The synoptic chart shows...

a developing low pressure system moving northeast.

The fine weather covering Japan won't last...

I feel great!

...rain in western Japan.

Thunderstorms may develop in Shikoku.

So get those umbrellas out.

In the west of Kanto

it'll be unsettled and rainy in most areas.

The Whole of tomorrow is likely to be unsettled.

But keep blue sky in your heart.

So once again, Rain, rain, go away...

Come again another day!

Wishes from me in pink.

That woman... Keiko Nakadai...

She's not bad.

Masao...

I hate you! I hate you!

What's the matter, Michiko?

You know Why.

You know it was my weather segment.

I tookjust one day off and now it's hers.

It's all right!

Everybody will get sick of her soon.

And besides,

you're far more attractive.

I'II fix this and get yourjob back.

Can you do something for me?

Sure.

I work for a top advertising agency, you know.

So it's a piece of cake to put pressure on them.

And to divorce your Wife for me?

Well...

Like I said, it's all right.

I work for an ad agency, atop one, you know.

So it's...

Now, forget about the bad things.

Let's have some jelly noodles.

- Greatjob. - Well done.

- That was great. - Listen, you.

- What do you call this? - Sorry?

I deserve better than this lousy corridor.

What do you want me to do?

- Who do you think I am? - You're Keiko Nakadai.

Then give me What I deserve.

Got it.

Great performance, Miss Keiko!

Is this satisfactory?

It'II do.

Send them to my suite later.

What she does, she does with style.

Michiko.

You smell nice.

Masao...

Is this the latest trend?

That's right.

I work for an advertising agency.

A top one, see.

So I'm only interested in the hottest trends.

Are you saying we're leading the trend?

That's right.

You and I are creating a new era right now.

Oh, Masao...

I'm having my period now.

Is dry humping okay?

Who is it?

Come out, or else!

Who are you?

Don't you remember me?

Why should I?

I'm Yamagishi. We went to the same school.

Minoru Yamagishi from SC.

Oh? You don't come to mind.

I confessed my love for you on the rooftop.

Too many have done that for me to remember.

So What are you here for?

I couldn'tjump from the rooftop like you.

But I never stopped loving you.

I didn't know Where you were...

until I saw you on TV

flashing your panties on the weather report...

I spend my days frying hamburgers.

I have no time to spare for you.

Go away.

Keiko!

Please be my girlfriend.

I need a goddess like you in my life.

Who do you think you are?

Please! I love you. I'm dying for you.

Stop babbling.

I've never come across a loser like you.

I'll do anything for you!

Why don't you jump from the rooftop then?

Let me tell you. You'll never darejump...

till you stop asking other people to fix you up.

I understand! Will you come with me?

Can't you see I'm busy?

If you don't come with me...

Get lost!

Next time I'll kill you.

Now get out!

Miss Keiko...

Could you use your position to help us with this?

- I'd be so grateful. - Bow deeper.

Okay. I understand.

What type of girl will you arrange?

This type, that type, Whatever type you choose.

Good. I'll go to the programming department.

Anything I say, they'll do.

- I'll get you on your mobile. - Thank you.

-You'll fix this? - Sure we will.

Will it work?

Sure. He's my senior. We can count on him.

Tell me What this means.

It's What we do all the time.

He's a trendsetter like us, isn't he?

Anotherjelly noodle.

Sorry I wasn't in yesterday...

- Are you okay? - Ijust slipped.

You can take over.

Isn't he taking too long?

He's normally a fast mover.

He might put me in even more trouble.

Don't worry.

That'll be him.

Hello.

Oh, yes...

No, not at all.

Right.

Yes. We won't be long.

Bye.

Well?

He wants us to come to Keiko's suite.

Thanks for this. Let's go.

Mr Hamamoto!

Welcome.

Why are you doing this to him?

Isn't this What he came to me for?

That's disgusting.

What are you talking about?

Trying to use an ad agency to remove me...

You're the disgusting one!

But...

Listen!

I'm building a network, notjust Within JTV...

but to the ends of the galaxy!

I can see your every thought.

I've told him...

to plan an interesting new program for you.

Good luck!

I can't stand it...

Great!

I am the supreme weather woman!

I'm Keiko Nakadai!

Good morning, everyone.

In today's show

we have "A Day in the Life of Keiko Nakadai".

It used to be that the weather report...

was overshadowed by the news...

but all that changed when Keiko took over.

The other day she became the youngest person ever...

to receive the Meteorological Society's Special Award.

She's a social phenomenon,

a possible Winner of the National Medal of Honour

and the Nobel Peace Prize.

We'll ask today's guests,

Issei Sagawa and Kiyomi Ito, to comment on her.

She's exactly the heroine this era's been waiting for.

I like her.

I agree.

She's turned a sideshow of the news...

into a major event.

It's a great achievement.

I think it's just wonderful.

We followed Keiko Nakadai with our camera for 24 hours.

Hello? Give me Mr Gondo, the managing director.

This is Kaori Shimamori in Paris.

Are you ready, Michiko?

Yes. Thank you.

Roll the VTR.

Rolling. Five...

four... three... two...

Hello. I'm Michiko Kawai.

Welcome to Hello, Mr Pervert!

Today we'll visit...

Mr Takarayama, an enema enthusiast.

Let's meet him now.

Oh, hello...

Hello, I'm Takarayama.

I'm Kawai.

Nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you, too.

So... Tell us What it feels like.

What?

Oh, yes...

It feels great.

Getting an enema from a beautiful lady like you.

Ifeel like I'm in heaven.

Are you all right?

This is the best part of it.

This is...

I'm coming.

Excuse me. Get the...

The washbasin...

- Get it for me, please. - Where do you want it?

Behind...

- Like this? - No. Further down.

So that you can receive...

Like this?

I'm coming!

It's coming out!

- Miss Kaori, welcome back. - Thank you.

Let me carry it.

I have a rough idea of the situation.

It's beyond my control.

I wonder What Father is up to.

I'm totally ignored.

Unless we stop that slut JTV has no future.

And Japan will be ruined.

Exactly.

Gondo, you'll help me in this, won't you?

Of course, Miss.

She looks like the girl...

who spilt milk on my lunchbox at school.

Unforgivable!

This way, Miss.

Lovely weather, isn't it?

What is it?

Miss Shimamori is here, sir.

- Kaori? - Yes, sir.

Send her in.

I'm back, Father.

What brought you back?

I worry about your health, Father.

I'm flourishing.

Is your obsession with that a sign of age?

What do you want to say?

Do you remember Why you sent me to Paris?

Of course, I remember.

"Everything has been done in TV...

"except What's been seen as a sideline to the news...

"the weather report.

"It exerts a direct influence on the viewers' daily lives.

"In the near future it will be the station's drawcard.

"As the Chairman's daughter,

"you'll have to be able to lead JTV,

nay, the new era."

That's Why you sent me to study in Paris.

Exactly.

Who's that woman, then?

No, Miss Nakadai is...

- An exhibitionist nympho. - No, she is not!

Now I'm back, I'll do my duty.

I'II lead JTV. And the era.

With you and Miss Nakadai, JTV will be safe and secure.

You must bejoking, Father.

Don't drag me down to her level.

I'II deal with her my way, the wayl learned in Paris.

Don't get so upset.

Why don't you two be friends?

That woman also looks just like the girl...

who put drawing pins in my gym shoes at school.

Unforgivable!

Kawai !

Oh, Miss Shimamori!

You're back!

What happened?

I'm sorry. I guess I smell.

- I'll get changed. - Can I talk to you later?

Yes...

Will you come to the cafe across the road?

- See you there. - Fine.

Miss Kawai, aren't you resentful?

Of course I am.

Don't you want your weather report back?

More than anything.

Then Why don't we drag her down together?

H ow?

It's easy to drag someone down from the top.

The slightest flaw can be made into a scandal.

But her life is sealed off in the executive suite.

I haven't heard any rumours about men.

She seems to be really careful to avoid scandal.

She'd need to be. That's Why I need your help.

I can't think of anything I could do to help you.

Be Keiko's slave.

From today, you'll work as a maid in her suite.

Look for any dirt we can get on her...

While you clean up the other dirt.

No way!

I'll get them to axe Hello, Mr Pervert!

That would be nice but...

being that woman's maid is too much.

Beneath your dignity, is it?

I could just as easily get them to axe you, too.

That would be awful!

I owe a lot on my fashionable apartment.

We're agreed, then.

I hate you!

As it moves north clouds will increase.

The northeast will be cloudy with sunny periods.

In Hokkaido rain will become more Widespread.

God! She's got no knickers on!

That's What I call a woman!

Heavy snowfall is expected...

so please take care.

A great performance.

Hello, Miss Nakadai.

Who are you?

Hello, I'm Kaori Shimamori. I'm an announcer.

I've been studying in Paris. I'm the chairman's daughter.

You're famous in Paris, too.

Is that right?

I'd be grateful to receive your guidance in the future.

That's none of my business.

Bring these to my suite, later.

Certainly.

A great performance!

Enjoy it...

While you can.

Welcome home.

Who the hell are you?

Because of poor ratings...

they've axed my program Hello, Mr Pervert!

Management told me to be your maid.

I'm Michiko Kawai.

Is that so?

Well, it might be just your role.

Don'tjust squat there. Tidy up.

I'm taking a shower.

Yes, madam.

Meeting called to order.

We're all highly capable men,

the driving force of the future for JTV...

with a healthy hatred of the sort of Obscenities

represented by Keiko Nakadai.

How encouraging.

Let's join forces to oust Keiko Nakadai...

and start building our era.

First, we'll produce...

an epochal weather report or our Spring Special.

We'll present something revolutionary and classy.

Something worthy of the name...

of Paris-educated Kaori Shimamori!

It's ready, madam.

Is it?

Doing it like that might damage my skin.

Pardon?

- Use your tongue instead. - My tongue?

That's right.

Lick every inch of my body.

Do a thorough job.

Yes, madam.

Over there...

give it...

extra attention...

Yes, madam.

Yamagishi!

I'IIjump first!

Follow if you can.

Keiko...

According to the 29 year-old victim,

he met the woman through a telephone dating service.

Aflertrying to hang him...

she stole 30,000 yen from his pocket and fled.

The police are now looking for her.

Having long been the victim of crime...

women are now beginning to reverse roles.

The phone dating incident reflects this.

Yes, these days you can't relax...

even after you've got her in the room.

- You could get robbed... - And now for the weather!

Hello, viewers! I'm Keiko...

Sorry, I'll have to interrupt you...

with some news just to hand.

Drop the weather now.

We have two and a half minutes.

Get camera four ready.

Okay... Cue to camera three...

A short time ago...

in Setagaya, Tokyo...

a young man robbed a sweet little schoolgirl...

of her icecream before fleeing...

He was apprehended shortly after the incident...

by an officer on patrol.

Isn't that good?

The man is obsessed by Keiko Nakadai...

Obsessed?

The self-confessed Keiko freak said he did it...

after being over-stimulated by Keiko's photo.

The criminal is a 16 year-old student.

Police are investigating his motives.

Thank you.

Let me start with Why we're here.

Allow me to be blunt.

Like it says here,

Miss Nakadai does various things,

you might call them performances,

during the weather report.

Am I right?

In short,

from a general point of view,

she exposes herself in such a manner...

as to promote public disorder.

For the time being...

could we ask for a bit of self-restraint?

I see.

Like on the news the other day,

incidents with young people affected by Miss Nakadai...

are on the rise.

We in the Force are receiving complaints from citizens.

All we want is your co-operation.

I understand.

As a TV station we have a responsiblity to the public.

I totally understand your request.

Ms Nakadai and I will discuss...

how we can co-operate with you.

Thank you very much for your co-operation.

Thank you very much for coming to see us.

Good bye.

Next, the weather report. Take it away, Keiko.

Good evening, I'm Keiko Nakadai...

presenting the weather report.

A low moving to Japan from the continent...

brought cloudy, unsettled weather today.

Michiko...

who told you to be my maid?

It was... a person with power.

Who was it, this person with power?

A very powerful person.

- More than the chairman? - No, I can't say.

I see.

Someone more powerful than him.

Good evening, I'm Keiko Nakadai.

Here's the weather report.

It's been fine in...

- Time? - 30 seconds behind.

All right. Camera two, next.

Okay? Now!

There's a low moving east-northeast...

off the Kii Peninsula.

This will affect the Kanto Region.

Rain is expected tomorrow.

The synoptic chart shows...

We understand your concern. We're investigating...

- What's going on? - Any comment from Keiko?

Easier to predict the weather than know Where she is.

JTV has no comment.

What's your comment on Keiko's disappearance?

It's pathetic, isn't it?

The champion weather woman turned out to be just a woman.

I'm disappointed.

So am I.

She may have been called a heroine of our time...

but now we know it was an illusion.

Is it Kaori?

- Yes, she's here, sir. - Send her in.

Good morning.

- What did you want? - Haven't you gone too far?

What are you talking about?

What are you going to do?

I'll show you What I've learned in Paris.

You may be my daughter,

but if you don't rate, you're out. Understand?

Yes, I know that, Father.

Where is Miss Nakadai now?

I really don't know.

You may go now.

Yes, Father.

This old man...

really loved seeing you flash your panties!

Good work.

Your task is over now.

You're horrible, Miss Shimamori.

Putting to air that video with me...

You intended to do this from the start, didn't you?

Stop Whining.

From today, this suite is mine.

So serve me well.

From now on I'm in power.

I hate this...

I am a weather woman

A weather woman

Come from the West

From Paris

I am a weather...

A weather woman

Anything you Wish to know of the heavens

Just ask me

The weather woman

On your behalf

I'II pray to the heavens

A weather woman...

I am a weather...

A weather...

A weather woman.

Rain, rain, go away

Come again another day.

Yamagishi!

Keiko...

Why are you still loitering about?

Are you all right?

It didn't affect me at all.

What have you been doing?

Taking a summer break, I suppose.

Things were getting hectic.

Sure.

You're not one to be fazed by these things.

Itell you, Yamagishi...

I don't want to lose to anyone.

I want to go as far as I can in my life.

I want to do everything I can do before I die.

Yamagishi.

No one's ever been dumb enough...

to ask me to go with him but you!

Sorry?

Will you do anything for me?

Of course!

Can you follow me?

I'll follow you Wherever you go.

Why...

That's What my life is for.

Now you're qualified...

to make weather forecasts of your own.

What will they be like?

In the forthcoming season,

I'II present a new weather program, for a new era,

one that's sophisticated, Parisian... me

You'll love it.

Are you aware that on the list of successful examinees...

is Keiko Nakadai?

What?

How could she...

Someone else with the same name?

No. It must be that Keiko Nakadai.

She's capable of doing that.

I guess she's planning a comeback.

I very much doubt that.

If it's up to me...

she'll never read the weather in this town again.

What is this?

Long, long ago, this Whip was used...

by the mountain villagers to connect with the heavens.

It is the Heavenly Whip.

The Heavenly Whip?

Yes. To lessen the damage caused...

by treacherous mountain weather

they underwent ascetic training...

to master the mysteries and contact the heavens.

You've been searching for the mysteries to beat Kaori?

To get this, I used an intelligence network...

at the national level.

You're great, Keiko.

I still need to undergo the training.

It Will test me intellectually,

physically and spiritually.

Will you help me?

Of course!

And now, viewers,

join me in asking the heavens...

for a fine day tomorrow.

Let us pray.

Rain, rain, go away...

The new era needs more than a weather report.

It needs a show!

To draw viewers and lead the era...

we need the biggest production ever.

No.

Not that one either.

No!

I want Paris! Give me one that's more Paris!

More elegance! More splendour!

I feel it!

They're coming...

The heavens will come soon!

Yamagishi!

Beat me! Beat me more!

They're coming...

They'll come soon!

I want you, the weathergirls...

to swear an oath of loyalty to me.

I am the the new age's ultimate weather woman...

and you will serve me as my slaves.

Iam...

A weather...

A weather woman.

Twenty minutes to go.

This is the special and I want no mistakes.

How's it going?

Mr. Chairman, Mr. Director, have a seat.

- Everything shaping up? - Yes, sir.

Miss Kaori has made a huge effort...

to ensure its success.

The Whole country will be watching.

It'II go beyond anything this country's seen before.

A sophisticated, just-back-from-Paris,

Miss Kaori-type of weather program.

- That's promising! - Yes, sir.

I am a weather...

A weather woman

Come from the West

From Paris

I am a weather...

A weather woman

Anything you Wish to know of the heavens

Just ask me...

I am the weather...

The weather woman

I have come back

from the depths of Hell.

I am the weather...

The weather woman.

Yamagishi, SC.

Go, Keiko!

Victory will be yours.

So, you've turned up, Keiko Nakadai!

Sorry to keep you waiting, Kaori Shimamori!

But you no longer have your program.

This is my program.

I already know that.

Then be a good girl and leave.

Let's decide who is the real weather woman.

You or me!

That's been decided.

I don't think so.

Viewers,

look out of your Window.

Very soon it will start raining.

Excuse me.

It's a nice evening. Can I take you out to dinner?

It's started raining.

A cheap trick. How childish.

Cheap or not, Why don't you challenge me?

Very well.

I'll show you What I've learned in Paris.

Fine.

Good evening.

Kaori's new program has been buffeted by the hurricane...

caused by Keiko, blow-in and former big Wind.

We'll be cancelling all regular programs...

and presenting their battle Iive.

Our guest is the director...

of the Meteorological Council of Japan.

Good evening, viewers.

What an extraordinary development!

Yes, one that will go down in the annals...

of Japanese weather history.

It's notjust Whose forecast is right.

It's virtually a confrontation between two goddesses.

And it seems like it's about to begin!

I don't know how powerful you are.

But I know you're no rival of mine!

Believe that While you can!

You're wrong if you think I'm just a weathergirl.

The same applies to you.

The verbal attack has begun.

The rain's stopped. Can you explain that?

It's something that will go down in the annals...

of Japanese weather history.

Now the Wind's come up!

Go, panty-flasher!

The Wind's stopped! Neither side looks like giving in.

What about Shimamori's powerful counter-attack!

Nakadai pays back magnificently.

They're staring at each other.

What's next, Mr Shiranui?

It's a staring that will go down...

in the annals of Japan's weather history.

Come on, Keiko!

The Heavenly Whip!

The Heavenly Sword!

- Yamagishi! - Yes!

Yourwhipping is pathetic.

I'll never earn penance that way!

- Sorry. - Give me that.

How was that? Did it hurt?

No, Miss Keiko.

What about that?

It didn't hurt.

Could you feel me in that?

Now I do! I really feel you a lot.

Then hit me so that I can feel you in it.

You have won, Keiko Nakadai.

Well done, Keiko Nakadai.

Keiko's come back as the weather woman.

That was truly an epic battle.

What's your comment?

It will go down in the annals...

of Japanese weather history.

I was deeply impressed.

But if Keiko gives me the panties she was wearing...

I'll be even happier.

You're dogs! Behave like dogs!

That's my Keiko.

Yamagishi!

I'm going further.

I'll go too.

- Can you follow me? - Yes.

Ready?

Yes.

Keiko, you're everything to me!