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Original subtitles

The song's a bit on the nose, yeah?

You found me.

You always come here when there's a storm. That's my feeling about weather

anyway.

The Sphinx routine.

Nice. Don't owe you an answer to every question, Dr. Damien.

State your business or enjoy the moment.

Stevens is downstairs with the patient. He ran abdominal scans like you asked,

and the results are... There's a sure large trichobesaur.

Who does?

The patient has a giant hairball. How'd you know that?

I suspected Rapunzel's syndrome the moment we took the consult. The

been pulling out her own hair and eating it for years.

Trichotillomania with the gastric phase on the side. We'll bring in psych,

schedule a procedure to remove the hairball. Very good, doctors.

Pull up a chair.

Watson, they think this storm's going to become a tornado.

Tornado? Really?

Why do you seem happy?

Once Lake is done with our patient, we'll send them up here.

Have you slept?

I am plenty chipper.

So what I asked. My girls are all protected by the union. I've just sent

home so they can rest. Your girls? I can name six fellas pulling down shifts in

this floor alone.

Men, women, they're all my girls. It keeps things simple. You're a student.

You have no right to speak up, and no one cares if you live, die, or see the

face of God.

Yeah, I noticed this.

You're a student.

I'm your nurse proctor.

I need to make sure that you've gotten some rest.

I've managed to steal a few wings here and there.

It's my first tornado.

That's the cost of it. I don't want to miss a thing.

Carlin's fine.

Nurse Carlin, then.

Thanks for checking in.

Seems you've got a need to get this floor tidied up. Let me know if you need

rest. I didn't notice you taking any time off.

You're a native of these parts, yeah?

Greenfield. Born and raised.

Something you can do for me.

This word you folks use, yinz, half the time I hear it, it's being used

ironically. So how can I tell who's using it in quotation marks and who's

it because that's the way they're really told?

How do you use yinz?

That's what you wanted to... The end is like jazz for Pittsburghers.

If you're listening to jazz and you got asked when the downbeat is, you need to

listen to more jazz.

Nurse Johnson, my man.

Nursing student, then.

What are you doing back here? I thought you were discharged.

My mom dragged me back.

My shin was kind of gnarly.

Help me out.

My boy Chris doesn't believe there's a nurse named Shinwell here.

Nice student, then.

Shinwell Johnson at your service.

He still could be lying, though.

You lot can help me out.

Do you and your friends use the word yins?

Yins guys going downtown.

You did a voice.

Is it a joke word or is it a real word?

What are you, the Riddler? Who says it has to be one or the other?

Still hurts bad, huh?

What can I say?

I took the bandages off anyway.

They were getting stinky.

That's normal, right? The black stuff?

At least the tornado messed up the gym and my leg.

Everyone's missing practice, not just me.

Listen, I understand yins are busy.

Problem is, I cut myself shaving a few days ago, and now I'm having issues.

Are you experiencing chest pains or difficulty breathing?

My breathing is fine.

Are you listening? I cut my thigh while I was shaving, and it is not getting

better. It's like grayish black, and it's oozing pus.

I need to see somebody.

Take a seat. Fill out this paperwork.

We should be with you soon.

This will help with the pain.

Anyone else want to help?

Scotch?

Three fingers in the bag, huh?

I'll tell my girls. You got that?

If that's one of your girls, I'm gonna need a bigger dose.

I need to hit the head.

But I suffered enough at your hands.

Think your girl can help me out with that?

I'm gonna miss you when you go home.

My sweatshirt.

Right.

Should we get on with this?

Believe me.

Nobody's gonna be happier than me when I can whiz on my own.

How's your neck feeling, Gov?

Earth like hell.

And what's a Gov?

That might be a problem, man.

We're a hospital system coping with tornado -based intake in the aftermath.

We've got dozens of problems. Yeah, I'm sure. It's just the kid, Ben, who was

readmitted. His shin looks very similar to the wound on Peter Loggins' neck.

There's a young lady, Francine White, who's still waiting in the ER.

Similar? What's similar?

The wounds are all black, like.

I'm short -staffed for 72 hours now. The nurses I got on are on golden time, and

some micropenis from Cleveland is tracking every penny I spend.

Did you come to me with this?

All black, like.

Respect for me, Nurse Carlin.

How do you know the gentleman has micropenis?

He's from Cleveland. You're not listening.

You're right, ma 'am.

Yins are busy.

I'll bring it up another time.

Yins are busy. It was a nice try, Shenwell. I might just fail you on

principle, but good try.

That is one giant hairball.

May I offer a medical opinion?

That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life.

Your brother's still with the patient?

What? Nothing.

Looks good on you. What looks good?

Sorry, Gav. I'm not sure if I should be interrupting.

Not sure I should be bringing this up at all.

I didn't take a photo of the young woman's thigh.

But you get the idea.

Are you all seeing what I'm seeing?

I'll reach out to every floor. We should be able to look out for more wounds

like this. We've got to follow up with the patients we know and start tracking

the spread.

And I'll schedule the debridements. We don't want to lose that leg.

Lose the leg? The kid's 16.

What's going on, Kevin?

You did the right thing bringing this here.

This black tissue around the injuries, it's dead.

If left unchecked, this necrosis will continue to spread.

You might have just uncovered an outbreak of flesh -eating bacteria in

Get back what we've been breaking in with.

Don't interrupt, Dr. Morse.

If your staff said I might find you up here.

It's no problem, Shinwell.

They say more storms are coming.

We might even get another tornado.

That's good news, is it?

You had the hint of a smile on your face, that's all.

Dr. Watson really needs to see her.

I'll be down in one second.

Necrotizing fasciitis.

Simran found three cases while he was doing rounds, but we found a fourth

patient, Liliana Ortiz, when we asked for a hospital -wide report.

The amount of dead tissue varies from case to case, but it's spreading.

Then all four patients need debridements.

How much healthy tissue do we need to take?

That varies, too.

The fellows are with the patients now.

You're going to take part of my shin?

What does that even mean?

Well, it's hard to say exactly, but we need to stop that tissue from spreading.

But I can still play, right?

Basketball is who I am.

It's my future. It's my now.

Tell me I can still play ball.

They're scared from what I'm hearing.

It's hard to blame them.

Flesh -eating bacteria.

Sounds like something from a movie.

Just tell them to take a light hand, okay?

I'm using my neck. I don't really have any extra to donate.

I'll pass that along.

You hurt yourself in a car accident?

Yeah, I got side -swiped during the storm.

The debridement should be underway soon. Blood cultures are pending.

The surgeons will take tissue samples so we can try to identify what bacteria is

causing this.

We've started everyone on systemic antibiotics.

How did this happen? Where did it start?

I don't understand. I cut myself shaving and now I need some kind of operation?

It's a debridement.

We could do a bedside in your case if the wound hasn't gotten worse.

Do you mind if I take a look?

Your chart says that you're on fliximab for Crohn's disease.

Mm -hmm.

Leaves you immunosuppressed, puts you in greater risk for infection.

Do you need to get that?

Oh, no, it's okay.

It's my husband, Eric.

He's in Texas for a church leadership conference.

I didn't even tell him I was here.

Well, I just, I don't want Eric to be distracted, so... Okay, if you want us

list another emergency contact, someone should know that you've been admitted.

You could put down Sean Dalton.

He's a friend of ours.

He's a deacon, and he's a really good guy.

I'll get his number.

This is all just so silly.

I just cut myself shaving.

Is this a U -Hop thing?

Did the outbreak start here?

We don't know.

Not yet.

All four patients were treated in our ER after the storm. Maybe a staff member

is spreading the bacteria.

Maybe... Maybe they brought it in from outside.

But, Mary, this kind of thing happens at every hospital. If this started at U

-Hop, I promise you we'll figure out where.

We do know one staffer who's had contact with all four patients.

You don't need to say all.

Sorry, Mom. I have it.

We'll test these against samples from our four patients. From there, we should

be able to tell if you're a carrier for the bacteria causing the fasciitis.

He's already the world's oldest nurse and student.

Only makes sense that he's spreading death and decay everywhere he goes.

Nurse Carlin is a harsh mistress.

I do find her to be a fair one, though.

You'll be off patient care while we wait for the results.

Sorry for the inconvenience, Shenwell. No problem, Dr. Morstan.

Yin's guys can't be too careful.

She's hitting patience now.

You're a student.

Plus, I went to Catholic school. I'm just doing what comes natural.

Hey, do us a favor. Stop talking so much.

You're contaminating the air.

No, no, no. I am into it. But also, I trust your taste.

You have impeccable taste when it comes to tasting cakes.

You just want to go ahead without me.

Nighttime cake tasting.

I'm into it.

You know.

Lauren is great.

She's really great. You know this.

I'm excited to be married. I'm not excited to get married.

Cake tasting.

Sounds like something that could get you beheaded. They had a whole revolution

about it and everything.

Eggs, flour, sugar.

How much different can one cake be from another cake?

Now you're asking the really important questions. Is there a blindfold

As if there's not.

Are you really being fair to the different cakes?

We just rounded on Lillian Ortiz again. The necrosis is still spreading. She

needs further debridement. That's four patients, four additional procedures

necessary. In case you're keeping score, the antibiotics aren't working.

They have to cut more.

That kid's leg.

They tested everyone. We could run down.

Everyone's cultures came back negative.

The outbreak didn't start at U -Hop.

Just got off the phone with Van Kirk Memorial.

They had two cases there.

Someone just died at AGH an hour ago.

Where are you going?

Scene of the crime.

Is there a crime?

Figure of speech, Dr. Lubbock.

I'll drive you.

Wherever you're going, please let me drive you.

Cake. He's avoiding cake.

Okay, so Peter Loggins had a car accident at this intersection.

Correct. And Gillespie played varsity basketball a mile down that road.

Also correct.

Only on Ortiz's house, two blocks that way.

Still don't know what we're looking for.

Tell you as soon as I know.

What, you just didn't ignore your phone like that?

What about Layla?

Layla's stuck in Austin.

She left town before the storm hit.

That could still be her.

Layla's safe in a hotel. Her son is with his father.

Beyond that,

it can wait.

Layla respects your boundaries.

That's nice.

No, don't do that.

Don't make yourself a victim.

If you can't set boundaries with your fiancรฉe, how is she supposed to know

they are?

Yes, Dante.

What is it?

Turns out we're looking for the carrion beetles.

Carrion beetles?

Aren't those almost extinct?

Sexton beetles. They eat dead stuff.

They're a mad thing.

Right here.

John? Barry, we need to change the treatment.

Change the treatment?

I'm in the OR with Ben Gillespie right now for more debridement. His necrosis

spreading up his leg. No, no, don't let them amputate.

We had the wrong diagnosis. This isn't a U -Hop problem. The tornado did this.

Keep the kid's leg. We can control the spread. We can save them all.

We assume the infection was bacterial, but it's actually fungal. Our patients

don't have necrotizing pesticides.

Our patients have necrotizing cutaneous mucormycosis. Where did the fungus come

from? From the ground.

Of course. Mold spores can be stirred up from the soil during natural disasters.

Earthquakes. Tornadoes. So we'll do cultures and a tissue biopsy to confirm

that. But we need to start all four patients on amphotericin B and monitor

wounds hourly. We'll get the word out to all the hospitals. John. If we're

lucky, we can stop necrosis before the patients lose some more tissue.

John. Yeah.

The surgeon just rounded on Ben post -op.

Despite doing extensive debridement, the necrosis is continuing to spread past

Ben's knee.

That kid has basketball scholarships from five different schools.

I'm sorry.

The others, we can intervene.

We can save Ben's life, but he's going to lose his leg.

I'm sorry.

Hey, it's me, needy litigator girl.

You okay?

I'm good.

I'm glowing.

I'm sorry about the tasting thing. I was trying to engineer a moment, but it

turns out I am a lawyer, not an engineer.

Are you going to look at the cake, or do you need more hints?

You're positive about this?

Completely positive.

I know that this was not the plan. I definitely didn't want a shotgun

but here we are.

Wow.

Wow.

Can you please say something besides wow?

Are you happy?

Are you kidding?

Of course I'm happy. I'm thrilled.

Okay. Good.

Good.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

You're sorry?

I've been playing basketball since I was four.

Who am I supposed to be if I only have one leg?

You're being a lesbian.

You'll still be being a lesbian.

No, I won't.

I won't be.

You know, don't let just anyone see me in these glasses.

Shut up for a second.

Your patient needs you.

The lad's going to lose his leg.

That's right.

He's all of 16 years old.

What... What am I going to say to the boy?

I don't know.

Say anything.

Say nothing.

But if you're half the man I hope you are, you'll figure it out.

It's 10 to 53 in the morning. I don't want cake. I can't give it to anyone

You're the only one who knows.

Just as Greg.

You don't think Watson wouldn't be able to figure out if I'm pregnant from that?

Ingrid? Sasha?

Did you call Mom and Sam?

We're waiting until the barn hits 12 weeks. We're doing it the traditional

Adam, you're going to be a dad.

Congratulations.

You're going to be an uncle.

You don't even like kids.

I'll make an exception for my nephew.

Nephew? You know something I don't?

How am I supposed to react here? Give me a script.

I know I'm supposed to be happy and...

I am happy. Most of the time I just feel so overwhelmed. I'm terrified. I'm

going to screw this up.

Why?

That's your script.

Say you're happy. Show you're happy.

Lauren is scared too. I guarantee it.

And she's watching you.

You two are connected forever now.

The other stuff.

The fear, I get it.

That's what I'm for.

Come to me with all of it.

I'm glad you didn't die.

Yeah, I love you too.

Ben's lucky to have you.

I don't want to do this.

I know.

He's still lucky to have you.

I'll be here the whole time.

Hey, you hear we're going to get more storms?

There's a tornado morning.

I heard.

You're imagining things. I'm not imagining things. I'm trying to give you

compliment. I did not die in my care. A, I'm a woman. B, I'm from the South. And

C, I've been training under John Watson for more than a year.

Watson doesn't even have hair.

I've been trained to know a lot when I see one.

Now, maybe you're just shy about it. Maybe you just like messing with me.

Either way.

It looks good on you.

What looks good on me?

Mr. Ed? I mentioned Dalton. Sean Dalton.

I'm not Frankie's husband. I'm her friend.

Her emergency contact.

Pastor Eric's on the way back from Galveston.

We saw that Frankie spiked a fever. Have she been awake at all since you've been

here? Is she okay?

She's not responding to any medications yet.

The good news is it's been effective with other patients. We just want to

monitor your friend's progress.

She's febrile. She's really sweating.

Do you know where those scratches came from?

No. Ms. Wright?

Frankie?

Where am I?

We're your doctors.

I have to go to work. I have to go.

Okay. Lie back down. Step back, sir.

She's going into shock. We need to get her on her side.

Secure the bed. Flip her over. Be careful. Wash your hands. Three

out of our four patients are improving.

Frankie Wright is the only one that's getting worse.

Yesterday, she had the best prognosis. Today, she has the worst.

Why?

What?

Can you all not see the subtle differences in Ingrid's hair color?

Yeah, I guess so.

Dr. Darien is conducting an experiment on me. She left here at lunchtime and

changed her hair again. Can we focus on what's important?

Frankie Wright is a 29 -year -old woman taking a fliximab for Crohn's disease,

so we already know she's immunocompromised. No, but I don't think

it. Frankie's necrosis stabilized once we gave her an antifungal medication,

she had...

Fever, rash, it appears that she's going into septic shock.

That's a generous definition of stable.

I can't disagree with you there, Dr. Croft.

Aren't there usually two of you?

Adam is with Lauren. It's an appointment.

So have we confirmed Frankie's medical history? What about potential exposures?

Contacted the husband. He confirmed they don't have any pets.

Neither of them have been sick lately nor traveled outside the country. And

also haven't been around anybody sick either.

Someone tell me what I'm thinking.

There are two issues.

Frankie has mucormycosis like the three other patients, but she also has

something else.

Very good, Dr. Darian.

And what might that be?

I mean, it seems like that's a question of the hour.

If we don't want Frankie to die here at U -Hop, we should probably figure that

out. And how do we do that?

Stevens can sequence the DNA from the tissue samples from our four other

potential mucormycosis patients. See if it's the same strain.

It's usually better when he's interacting with equipment instead of

doing better with people.

People are fine.

People should try to do better, if I'm being completely honest.

I'll go with the other doctor here, check out Frankie's place, see if there

any exposures we haven't thought of. The other doctor.

We can keep tabs on Frankie and moon over storms or whatever.

Hey.

I see you.

I see you.

You all right?

Sorry, I didn't want to intrude.

Ben lost his leg.

After everything.

It just moved so fast.

Yeah, I know.

Definitely not the result any of us were hoping for, that's for sure.

Is it my fault?

I don't know why it would be your fault.

You were the reason why we found the patients as early as we did.

Yeah, but it could have been earlier.

See, I saw Ben first and I felt something was wrong, but I didn't say

No, you spoke up when you truly knew that there was a larger problem.

And then you made sure we paid attention.

There's nothing else you could have done.

I didn't think about this when I was deciding to become a nurse.

Yeah, well...

Not many of us in this field do, Shannon.

When we think about all the people that we save, all the families that we

support, the breakthroughs that we discover, the heartbreaks of the heart

contend with.

How do you do it, John?

How do you deal with it all?

I just remember that for every sad outcome, there's dozens of good ones.

Like Ben.

Ben has a heartbreaking outcome.

But it's also a good one.

Because Ben's alive.

But if you hadn't spoken up when you did, this would be a very different

conversation.

Right.

Thanks, Gun. I do appreciate the pep talk.

And you know, spending a little time on the roof watching the rain.

Been hurt.

Are you trying to gaslight me?

I mean, I don't think I have Capgras Syndrome, but maybe I'm wrong.

Capgras Syndrome?

Oh, so you don't know everything.

Capgras Syndrome, the belief that someone in your life has been replaced

imposter.

If you don't have Capgras Syndrome, you're just annoying.

You dyed your hair.

Twice. I'd see a man in Jericho before I'd meet different.

It's your man in Jericho.

You dyed your hair.

Twice. This was fun and all, but I'm going to get back to work now.

I'm not messing with you.

I mean, I am now.

But at first, I hoped nobody would notice.

They'd call me crazy. I forgot I work with Miss Texas Congeniality.

I just, I don't know.

I hoped I could slip into something else, some other version of me.

And who would that be?

I don't know.

It's a certain combination of ingredients, colors.

It's not that far from who I am right now, and it's a lot closer to who I want

to be.

Maybe if I tweak things just right,

I see her in the mirror.

I reckon I appreciate it.

Ants.

Ants. Are ants important?

No idea, but they were carrying beetles at the site of the car accident. There

are ants here.

I say we allow Watson to sort this one out.

Ants.

five pastors that I would hardly call that an overwhelming swell of

But I have the support of Phil, and if Brian knows what's good for him, he'll

come around, too.

Those pictures of his kid, that is a big bong, you know. I know it's 2025, but

that is a big bong.

Oh, are you one of Frankie's doctors?

I am.

I'll call you back, Duncan.

Pastor Eric, I'm Frankie's husband.

Tom Watson.

Sorry about all that. Sometimes I just break a few eggs to make a, you know,

congregation. No problem.

She's resting, Pastor.

I have to get back to relief detail.

Sorry, did you say Dr. Watson?

Yes. I'm Sean Dalton. I'm Frankie's emergency contact.

Thank you for helping. They really love you around this place.

So, I have to... Let me know how I can help.

Hi, Brian, what is it?

Oh, I'm with my wife.

Yes, Frankie.

Maybe we should investigate Frankie's eyepiece.

Mr. Emergency Contact is clearly Mr.

Source of Sex while Pastor Eric is away.

I definitely wouldn't rule out that diagnosis.

That man needs to get off the phone and pay attention to his wife.

Where do things stand with Frankie?

We sent a CBC in blood cultures.

White count's high. That could just be the fungal infection.

Blood cultures are still pending.

CRP and ESR are mildly elevated, but nothing dramatic to suggest an acute

worsening of the Crohn's disease.

The ultrasound of her abdomen was negative.

What about this rash?

Frankie doesn't know where it came from. She woke up itchy a couple of days

before the tornado.

Frankie and her husband have any pets?

None. We asked twice.

Those are flea bites.

She had to have been around an animal somewhere.

You haven't even mentioned the ants yet.

That's because they're just ants.

They don't matter.

Much congratulations, Dr. Darian.

Cue picture.

Someone text me Sean Dalton's address.

Sean Dalton? Metro emergency contact.

Hey, you changed your hair.

That's good.

Welcome to the party, Adam.

Those are flea bites.

Chad, I've been around animals.

Dr. Watson?

Oh, hey, Sean.

Sorry to show up unannounced.

Something happen to Frankie? No, she's holding steady.

He's a guinea pig.

Your pets?

Oh, they were my nieces. Her mom hated them, so I built that enclosure and took

them in.

My great -aunt Maxine, she was the nicest lady I ever knew. She called

pigs God's only mistake.

I'm sorry, why do you care about my guinea pigs?

Well, because I think they might explain what's happening to Frankie.

Yeah, now, I think I can treat her, and if I'm right, she'll make a full

recovery.

What? That's amazing.

Yeah, it's just one thing, though, Sean.

It's all gonna come out.

You, Frankie, the affair.

Now, I can treat her, but I'm not sure I can keep that a secret.

Yeah, that's right. Order an MRI for Frankie and book an OR right away.

I'll explain as soon as I get back.

Great, thanks.

If I was off the clock, I would take you up on that.

That's cool.

I'll drink a boat myself.

It wasn't really an affair, per se.

Look, I don't want to pry.

But I just think Frankie's husband would have questions. He won't.

Pastor Eric knows everything.

Frankie and the pastor, they were going to have kids.

They had genetic tests done. I guess there were problems.

There's this new thing.

You take DNA from three people and make a kid. It overcomes problems like that.

Yeah,

so Frankie and the pastor, they asked me to be their third.

I said, yes, of course.

It was an honor.

The IVF didn't work, but... Along the way, I kind of became their third

We're like all together.

A throuple is what they say on the Internet.

If we can't say anything, the church is a scandal.

Yeah, no.

I get it. I get it.

And as my Aunt Maxine would say, God doesn't make mistakes.

Except for guinea pig.

Except for guinea pig.

Oh, yeah, she hated guinea pigs.

Austin's on his way back.

He wants to meet us all in New York.

I lied.

So, Lauren, I faked it, just like you said.

You did a pretty good job.

I don't think I want this, Stevens.

Isn't that horrible?

I might actually be a bad person.

You are not a bad person.

You and Lauren are engaged.

Didn't you talk about having kids?

We did.

I said I wanted them.

I wasn't even lying.

Or I didn't feel like I was lying. Just picturing another version of myself.

One not too far away from who I am now.

But not me, either.

That Adam, he's a grown -up. He wants the things that grown -ups want.

That's not me, though.

I don't want this. It's coming anyway, but I don't want it.

I don't want kids.

What do I do?

Things in there will kill you.

Might say the same about your coffee.

Speaking of which,

isn't it a bit late for that?

It's never too late for coffee.

But if you must know, I'm covering a shift.

You look after your girls, but who takes care of you?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Do you need to be home by now?

Always more work to be done.

Wanted to stick around in case Ben wanted to talk some more.

I knew you'd figure out what to say.

I'll put some words together, yeah.

I told him I know what it's like to have to rethink everything about yourself.

I know... What I've been through is completely different, but, yeah.

You did good.

That was a compliment from you.

I'm being serious.

You're going to make a great nurse when you grow up.

I don't know who you were before, but I'm glad I get to know who you are

now.

Sexually transmitted flesh -eating fungus?

That's what Frankie has?

That's one of the things Frankie has.

Sean Dalton lives in a tornado zone.

He had fungus on his hand. It got in the cut on Frankie's leg when the two of

them got down to business.

Ah, so like I said, sexually transmitted flesh -eating fungus.

Well, Sean's guinea pigs also have fleas, and they carry Bartonella

They bit Frankie, and in patients with healthy immune systems, it wouldn't

any issues.

But Frankie is immunosuppressed.

Exactly. In patients like Frankie, it can cause osteomyelitis of the spine.

The MRI confirmed a bone infection.

That's what the washout's for.

Yeah, so we'll start her on some specialized antibiotics, and she'll be

way to a full recovery.

Fungus, fleas.

They should really get a hotel room next time.

Thripple. Wild.

You know what they say.

Two crops are better than one. That is absolutely right.

Well, I can see you guys have got this. If anyone needs me, I'll be on the roof.

On the roof?

That's a tornado warning.

Don't ask.

You have to respect them.

Storms. You really do.

They're like a gift.

A reminder to think about what really matters.

You can make all the plans you want. You can plot it down to a T.

Then something bigger comes along and just blows it straight out of the water.

It could be a storm. It could be a bacteria that crawls into your body

an invite.

But the way you react when you see how small you really are,

that's how you know yourself.

That's the only way.

All of us.

It could be getting some news that you weren't ready for.

Or maybe a fear you never expected to come true.

Or a chance that you never imagined you'd take.

It could be a woman or a man or it could be whatever.

But you will never know.

what your home storm is, nothing's going to start you raining.

That was fun.

Last night, that was fun.

I haven't had a first date that felt like it meant something in a long time.

Why don't we do it again sometime?

What's wrong with it right now?

The Jesus and Mary chain?

Never heard of them.

The news says a tornado is coming.

Yeah, I know.

Why don't you press play? Let's see what happens.

Thank you.

You will enjoy daily.

And I'll have me now.

Oh, I'll have me now.

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