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We're now 5 days into our war with Iran
We're now 5 days into our war with Iran
We're now 5 days into our war with Iran and things are looking just a little bit
and things are looking just a little bit
and things are looking just a little bit dicey.
dicey.
dicey. No one seems to have a clear plan for
No one seems to have a clear plan for
No one seems to have a clear plan for the war or even a clear reason why we
the war or even a clear reason why we
the war or even a clear reason why we started it. And apparently America's
started it. And apparently America's
started it. And apparently America's military is even at risk of running out
military is even at risk of running out
military is even at risk of running out of weapons, which is one problem I never
of weapons, which is one problem I never
of weapons, which is one problem I never thought America would have.
thought America would have.
thought America would have. I thought we had an unlimited stockpile
I thought we had an unlimited stockpile
I thought we had an unlimited stockpile of those, like spin-offs of Yellowstone.
of those, like spin-offs of Yellowstone.
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But despite all those problems, the good
But despite all those problems, the good
But despite all those problems, the good news is Donald Trump is in charge, and
news is Donald Trump is in charge, and
news is Donald Trump is in charge, and I'm sure he's diligently thought through
I'm sure he's diligently thought through
I'm sure he's diligently thought through all of the wartime scenarios.
all of the wartime scenarios.
all of the wartime scenarios. >> What's the worst case scenario that you
>> What's the worst case scenario that you
>> What's the worst case scenario that you have planned for in Iran?
have planned for in Iran?
have planned for in Iran? >> Well, I don't know if there's a worst
>> Well, I don't know if there's a worst
>> Well, I don't know if there's a worst case. I guess the worst case would be we
case. I guess the worst case would be we
case. I guess the worst case would be we do this and then somebody takes over
do this and then somebody takes over
do this and then somebody takes over who's as bad as the previous person,
who's as bad as the previous person,
who's as bad as the previous person, right? That could happen. YEAH.
right? That could happen. YEAH.
right? That could happen. YEAH. YEAH. No
YEAH. No
YEAH. No You're just thinking about this now. I
You're just thinking about this now. I
You're just thinking about this now. I do 6 months of research before I buy a
do 6 months of research before I buy a
do 6 months of research before I buy a new shampoo.
new shampoo.
new shampoo. Trump's like, I just realized starting a
Trump's like, I just realized starting a
Trump's like, I just realized starting a war in the Middle East could have some
war in the Middle East could have some
war in the Middle East could have some downsides, huh?
downsides, huh?
downsides, huh? So, it's a little disturbing that he
So, it's a little disturbing that he
So, it's a little disturbing that he says it as casually as when you realize
says it as casually as when you realize
says it as casually as when you realize you've never seen a bird's penis before.
Do do
Do do
Do do they even have them?
they even have them?
they even have them? But Trump's right. You don't want a new
But Trump's right. You don't want a new
But Trump's right. You don't want a new leader who is just as bad as the old
leader who is just as bad as the old
leader who is just as bad as the old one. So, I'm sure the administration has
one. So, I'm sure the administration has
one. So, I'm sure the administration has a deep bench of candidates ready to step
a deep bench of candidates ready to step
a deep bench of candidates ready to step up. Right. Right.
up. Right. Right.
up. Right. Right. Right. President Trump said some Iranian
Right. President Trump said some Iranian
Right. President Trump said some Iranian officials his administration was hoping
officials his administration was hoping
officials his administration was hoping could take over have been killed in the
could take over have been killed in the
could take over have been killed in the war.
war.
war. >> Well, most of the people we had in mind
>> Well, most of the people we had in mind
>> Well, most of the people we had in mind are dead. So, you know, we had some in
are dead. So, you know, we had some in
are dead. So, you know, we had some in mind from that group that is uh is dead.
mind from that group that is uh is dead.
mind from that group that is uh is dead. And now we have another group. They may
And now we have another group. They may
And now we have another group. They may be dead also. Okay. Okay. Well, the good
be dead also. Okay. Okay. Well, the good
be dead also. Okay. Okay. Well, the good thing is there's a third group. Oh,
thing is there's a third group. Oh,
thing is there's a third group. Oh, what's that? They're dead also. And the
what's that? They're dead also. And the
what's that? They're dead also. And the fourth group's dead. And the fifth
fourth group's dead. And the fifth
fourth group's dead. And the fifth group's dead. They're all dead. I can't
group's dead. They're all dead. I can't
group's dead. They're all dead. I can't cannot believe this. You killed all the
cannot believe this. You killed all the
cannot believe this. You killed all the candidates,
candidates,
candidates, even the ones who were willing to accept
even the ones who were willing to accept
even the ones who were willing to accept a lower salary because they appreciated
a lower salary because they appreciated
a lower salary because they appreciated the potential for long-term career
the potential for long-term career
the potential for long-term career growth.
growth.
growth. Now, if I was Iran, I'd do what my
Now, if I was Iran, I'd do what my
Now, if I was Iran, I'd do what my middle school did when my English
middle school did when my English
middle school did when my English teacher had a baby and just let a gym
teacher had a baby and just let a gym
teacher had a baby and just let a gym teacher be the Ayatollah for a little
teacher be the Ayatollah for a little
teacher be the Ayatollah for a little while. But
while. But
while. But apparently, they have another plan.
apparently, they have another plan.
apparently, they have another plan. >> So, who is running Iran? The late
>> So, who is running Iran? The late
>> So, who is running Iran? The late Ayatollah's son has reportedly emerged
Ayatollah's son has reportedly emerged
Ayatollah's son has reportedly emerged as a leading candidate.
as a leading candidate.
as a leading candidate. Boring.
Boring.
Boring. Come on, dude. You're not supposed to
Come on, dude. You're not supposed to
Come on, dude. You're not supposed to follow in your dad's footsteps. Where's
follow in your dad's footsteps. Where's
follow in your dad's footsteps. Where's your rebellious spirit? I don't want to
your rebellious spirit? I don't want to
your rebellious spirit? I don't want to be the supreme leader dad. I just want
be the supreme leader dad. I just want
be the supreme leader dad. I just want to dance.
But, you know, the job has a lot of
But, you know, the job has a lot of
But, you know, the job has a lot of long-term career growth, so I don't see
long-term career growth, so I don't see
long-term career growth, so I don't see a good reason why he wouldn't take it.
a good reason why he wouldn't take it.
a good reason why he wouldn't take it. >> Israel's defense minister this morning
>> Israel's defense minister this morning
>> Israel's defense minister this morning said anyone Iran appoints will be an
said anyone Iran appoints will be an
said anyone Iran appoints will be an unequivocal target for elimination.
Damn, an unequivocal target for
Damn, an unequivocal target for
Damn, an unequivocal target for elimination. What a fancy way to say
elimination. What a fancy way to say
elimination. What a fancy way to say we're going to kill you.
we're going to kill you.
we're going to kill you. The Ayatollah son is probably like, "You
The Ayatollah son is probably like, "You
The Ayatollah son is probably like, "You know what? Now that I think about it,
know what? Now that I think about it,
know what? Now that I think about it, I'm not really a management type.
I'm not really a management type.
I'm not really a management type. I'm kind of more of a creative guy."
I'm kind of more of a creative guy."
I'm kind of more of a creative guy." Now, my stepbrother, though,
Now, my stepbrother, though,
Now, my stepbrother, though, he's Ayatollah material for sure.
You know what? The plan for succession
You know what? The plan for succession
You know what? The plan for succession is not going well. How about the war
is not going well. How about the war
is not going well. How about the war itself? And I don't need to hear from
itself? And I don't need to hear from
itself? And I don't need to hear from Donald Trump this time. Surely there
Donald Trump this time. Surely there
Donald Trump this time. Surely there must be a more sober voice in this
must be a more sober voice in this
must be a more sober voice in this administration.
administration.
administration. >> America is winning decisively,
>> America is winning decisively,
>> America is winning decisively, devastatingly, and without mercy. Iran
devastatingly, and without mercy. Iran
devastatingly, and without mercy. Iran cannot outlast us. We control their
cannot outlast us. We control their
cannot outlast us. We control their fate. They are toast, and they know it.
fate. They are toast, and they know it.
fate. They are toast, and they know it. This was never meant to be a fair fight,
This was never meant to be a fair fight,
This was never meant to be a fair fight, and it is not a fair fight.
and it is not a fair fight.
and it is not a fair fight. >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on,
>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on,
>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, dude. Not a fair fight. That's not
dude. Not a fair fight. That's not
dude. Not a fair fight. That's not usually something you hear the good guys
usually something you hear the good guys
usually something you hear the good guys say, which remember that's us, right?
say, which remember that's us, right?
say, which remember that's us, right? Let's try again. And this time, avoid
Let's try again. And this time, avoid
Let's try again. And this time, avoid sounding so much like a bully.
sounding so much like a bully.
sounding so much like a bully. >> We are punching them while they're down,
>> We are punching them while they're down,
>> We are punching them while they're down, which is exactly how it should be.
which is exactly how it should be.
which is exactly how it should be. >> What the dude?
>> What the dude?
>> What the dude? Why does the Secretary of Defense sound
Why does the Secretary of Defense sound
Why does the Secretary of Defense sound like a cheesy movie villain? America is
like a cheesy movie villain? America is
like a cheesy movie villain? America is winning decisively, devastatingly, and
winning decisively, devastatingly, and
winning decisively, devastatingly, and without mercy.
without mercy.
without mercy. >> Mercy is for the weak. An enemy deserves
>> Mercy is for the weak. An enemy deserves
>> Mercy is for the weak. An enemy deserves no mercy.
no mercy.
no mercy. >> We control their fate.
>> We control their fate.
>> We control their fate. >> We will decide your fate.
>> We will decide your fate.
>> We will decide your fate. >> We are punching them while they're down.
>> We are punching them while they're down.
>> We are punching them while they're down. >> Always kick them when they're down.
>> Always kick them when they're down.
>> Always kick them when they're down. >> And President Trump got the last laugh.
>> And President Trump got the last laugh.
>> And President Trump got the last laugh. >> Looks like it's I who will have THE LAST
>> Looks like it's I who will have THE LAST
>> Looks like it's I who will have THE LAST LAUGH.
FUN FACT, UH, THAT EVIL MUFFET also got
FUN FACT, UH, THAT EVIL MUFFET also got
FUN FACT, UH, THAT EVIL MUFFET also got a start as a weekend Fox and Friends
a start as a weekend Fox and Friends
a start as a weekend Fox and Friends host. So,
host. So,
host. So, but I guess Secretary Pete's bravado
but I guess Secretary Pete's bravado
but I guess Secretary Pete's bravado clears one thing up. This is very much a
clears one thing up. This is very much a
clears one thing up. This is very much a war, which puts him at odds with what
war, which puts him at odds with what
war, which puts him at odds with what Senators like Mark Wayne Mullen have
Senators like Mark Wayne Mullen have
Senators like Mark Wayne Mullen have been saying.
been saying.
been saying. >> This isn't a war. He We haven't declared
>> This isn't a war. He We haven't declared
>> This isn't a war. He We haven't declared war. We are not at war with Iran. This
war. We are not at war with Iran. This
war. We are not at war with Iran. This isn't a war. This isn't a war with Iran.
isn't a war. This isn't a war with Iran.
isn't a war. This isn't a war with Iran. >> Yeah, not a war. I thought it was
>> Yeah, not a war. I thought it was
>> Yeah, not a war. I thought it was obviously a war since, you know, you've
obviously a war since, you know, you've
obviously a war since, you know, you've been speaking next to a map of all the
been speaking next to a map of all the
been speaking next to a map of all the places we're bombing in the war. Also,
places we're bombing in the war. Also,
places we're bombing in the war. Also, all the, you know, and the in THE
I don't know how it all works. Okay.
I don't know how it all works. Okay.
I don't know how it all works. Okay. And I'm not the only one who's confused
And I'm not the only one who's confused
And I'm not the only one who's confused by this because it seems like Mark Wayne
by this because it seems like Mark Wayne
by this because it seems like Mark Wayne is also getting confused.
is also getting confused.
is also getting confused. >> This is war and we're taking out the
>> This is war and we're taking out the
>> This is war and we're taking out the threat. Um, and if you're part of the
threat. Um, and if you're part of the
threat. Um, and if you're part of the threat, then you have a then you're a
threat, then you have a then you're a
threat, then you have a then you're a target.
target.
target. >> We'll concede this is war. We haven't
>> We'll concede this is war. We haven't
>> We'll concede this is war. We haven't declared war. They declared war on us.
declared war. They declared war on us.
declared war. They declared war on us. But we haven't war secretary.
But we haven't war secretary.
But we haven't war secretary. >> We haven't said this. This is war. They
>> We haven't said this. This is war. They
>> We haven't said this. This is war. They called it war.
called it war.
called it war. >> They called it war. What I was saying,
>> They called it war. What I was saying,
>> They called it war. What I was saying, okay. Well, that was a misspoke.
okay. Well, that was a misspoke.
okay. Well, that was a misspoke. >> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. >> Did he say that was a misspoke? Hard to
>> Did he say that was a misspoke? Hard to
>> Did he say that was a misspoke? Hard to believe the guy who said he did a
believe the guy who said he did a
believe the guy who said he did a misspoke did a misspoke. Now, I know it
misspoke did a misspoke. Now, I know it
misspoke did a misspoke. Now, I know it seems like Mark Wayne's contradicting
seems like Mark Wayne's contradicting
seems like Mark Wayne's contradicting himself, but what you got to understand
himself, but what you got to understand
himself, but what you got to understand is that Mark thinks this is a war, but
is that Mark thinks this is a war, but
is that Mark thinks this is a war, but Wayne thinks IT'S NOT.
IT'S JUST A CONSTANT BATTLE. YEAH. HOW
IT'S JUST A CONSTANT BATTLE. YEAH. HOW
IT'S JUST A CONSTANT BATTLE. YEAH. HOW GOOD is that?
GOOD is that?
GOOD is that? Mark.
So, yes, mark this down as a war, but
So, yes, mark this down as a war, but
So, yes, mark this down as a war, but weigh this down as not a war.
weigh this down as not a war.
weigh this down as not a war. >> Anyway, thank you.
>> Anyway, thank you.
>> Anyway, thank you. Anyway, with Republicans tripping all
Anyway, with Republicans tripping all
Anyway, with Republicans tripping all over their words trying to sell this
over their words trying to sell this
over their words trying to sell this unpopular war adjacent conflict, it's
unpopular war adjacent conflict, it's
unpopular war adjacent conflict, it's the perfect opportunity for Democrats to
the perfect opportunity for Democrats to
the perfect opportunity for Democrats to come out with a clear anti-war message.
come out with a clear anti-war message.
come out with a clear anti-war message. Oh, and here comes the truth hammer.
Oh, and here comes the truth hammer.
Oh, and here comes the truth hammer. >> Look, no one wants a nuclear war. Uh, no
>> Look, no one wants a nuclear war. Uh, no
>> Look, no one wants a nuclear war. Uh, no one wants a nuclear Israel, but we
one wants a nuclear Israel, but we
one wants a nuclear Israel, but we certainly don't want an endless war.
certainly don't want an endless war.
certainly don't want an endless war. Plain and simple.
>> What did I say?
>> What did I say?
>> What did I say? >> Oh, no. Got it. Let me say that again.
>> Oh, no. Got it. Let me say that again.
>> Oh, no. Got it. Let me say that again. >> All right. Wow. If you're confused, just
>> All right. Wow. If you're confused, just
>> All right. Wow. If you're confused, just know that his full name is Chuck Wayne
know that his full name is Chuck Wayne
know that his full name is Chuck Wayne Schumer. So, for more on what comes next
Schumer. So, for more on what comes next
Schumer. So, for more on what comes next for Iran and its leadership succession,
for Iran and its leadership succession,
for Iran and its leadership succession, let's go live to Grace Coolen Schmidt.
let's go live to Grace Coolen Schmidt.
let's go live to Grace Coolen Schmidt. GRACE,
GRACE,
GRACE, GRACE, GRACE, GRACE,
GRACE, GRACE, GRACE,
GRACE, GRACE, GRACE, GRACE,
GRACE.
GRACE.
GRACE. What is the latest? Michael, I'm here at
What is the latest? Michael, I'm here at
What is the latest? Michael, I'm here at the Pentagon and it is chaos. We're down
the Pentagon and it is chaos. We're down
the Pentagon and it is chaos. We're down to six bullets and Pete Hagath makes us
to six bullets and Pete Hagath makes us
to six bullets and Pete Hagath makes us do shots after EVERY SINGLE MISSILE
do shots after EVERY SINGLE MISSILE
do shots after EVERY SINGLE MISSILE STRIKE. I AM MOISTED RIGHT NOW.
STRIKE. I AM MOISTED RIGHT NOW.
STRIKE. I AM MOISTED RIGHT NOW. >> I'M sorry that you're trash, Grace, but
>> I'M sorry that you're trash, Grace, but
>> I'M sorry that you're trash, Grace, but what about the the next steps? Have the
what about the the next steps? Have the
what about the the next steps? Have the Trump administration figured out who can
Trump administration figured out who can
Trump administration figured out who can be the next leader of Iran?
be the next leader of Iran?
be the next leader of Iran? >> NO, IT'S A HUGE PROBLEM. WE NEED TO FIND
>> NO, IT'S A HUGE PROBLEM. WE NEED TO FIND
>> NO, IT'S A HUGE PROBLEM. WE NEED TO FIND A LEADER NOW OR GOING TO WAR with no
A LEADER NOW OR GOING TO WAR with no
A LEADER NOW OR GOING TO WAR with no plan whatsoever is going to seem like a
plan whatsoever is going to seem like a
plan whatsoever is going to seem like a bad idea. The problem is the leader
bad idea. The problem is the leader
bad idea. The problem is the leader needs to be someone Donald Trump
needs to be someone Donald Trump
needs to be someone Donald Trump respects. And the only person Donald
respects. And the only person Donald
respects. And the only person Donald Trump respects is Hold on.
Trump respects is Hold on.
Trump respects is Hold on. >> You have uh Grace.
>> You have uh Grace.
>> You have uh Grace. >> I SAID HOLD ON.
>> I SAID HOLD ON.
>> I SAID HOLD ON. I'm thinking
I'm thinking
I'm thinking I'm thinking
I'm thinking
I'm thinking I've thought maybe this is a stupid
I've thought maybe this is a stupid
I've thought maybe this is a stupid idea, but what if the next leader of
idea, but what if the next leader of
idea, but what if the next leader of Iran is Donald Trump?
Iran is Donald Trump?
Iran is Donald Trump? >> You're right. That's That's very stupid.
>> You're right. That's That's very stupid.
>> You're right. That's That's very stupid. >> I know. I know. It's dumb. But maybe
>> I know. I know. It's dumb. But maybe
>> I know. I know. It's dumb. But maybe >> why would Donald Trump want to be
>> why would Donald Trump want to be
>> why would Donald Trump want to be supreme leader of Iran?
supreme leader of Iran?
supreme leader of Iran? >> I don't know. Maybe he'll like the
>> I don't know. Maybe he'll like the
>> I don't know. Maybe he'll like the title. It's kind of an upgrade.
title. It's kind of an upgrade.
title. It's kind of an upgrade. Actually, this idea isn't that bad. It's
Actually, this idea isn't that bad. It's
Actually, this idea isn't that bad. It's like president. Ew. We let anyone be
like president. Ew. We let anyone be
like president. Ew. We let anyone be president. WE LET DONALD TRUMP BE
president. WE LET DONALD TRUMP BE
president. WE LET DONALD TRUMP BE PRESIDENT.
But supreme leader, only like two guys
But supreme leader, only like two guys
But supreme leader, only like two guys have ever been supreme leader. That's
have ever been supreme leader. That's
have ever been supreme leader. That's special. That's like getting to be a
special. That's like getting to be a
special. That's like getting to be a Sheldon on TV. WE'VE ONLY HAD SHELDON
Sheldon on TV. WE'VE ONLY HAD SHELDON
Sheldon on TV. WE'VE ONLY HAD SHELDON AND YOUNG SHELDON. But this this is
AND YOUNG SHELDON. But this this is
AND YOUNG SHELDON. But this this is Iranian Sheldon.
Iranian Sheldon.
Iranian Sheldon. You know, THIS ACTUALLY ISN'T A BAD
You know, THIS ACTUALLY ISN'T A BAD
You know, THIS ACTUALLY ISN'T A BAD IDEA.
IDEA.
IDEA. >> It's a terrible idea. Donald Trump
>> It's a terrible idea. Donald Trump
>> It's a terrible idea. Donald Trump doesn't even know how the Iranian
doesn't even know how the Iranian
doesn't even know how the Iranian government works.
government works.
government works. >> Yeah. He doesn't know how the American
>> Yeah. He doesn't know how the American
>> Yeah. He doesn't know how the American government works.
>> AND IT'S WORKED OUT FINE.
>> AND IT'S WORKED OUT FINE.
>> AND IT'S WORKED OUT FINE. >> NO, GRACE. IT has not worked out fine.
>> NO, GRACE. IT has not worked out fine.
>> NO, GRACE. IT has not worked out fine. >> Don't be jealous that I had a good idea,
>> Don't be jealous that I had a good idea,
>> Don't be jealous that I had a good idea, Michael. He's going to go for this.
Michael. He's going to go for this.
Michael. He's going to go for this. He'll have total immunity. He can
He'll have total immunity. He can
He'll have total immunity. He can imprison all the journalists he wants.
imprison all the journalists he wants.
imprison all the journalists he wants. And the flowy robes will hide the skin
And the flowy robes will hide the skin
And the flowy robes will hide the skin condition that's slowly eating away his
condition that's slowly eating away his
condition that's slowly eating away his flat. Maybe.
flat. Maybe.
flat. Maybe. Maybe this is the dozen shots of Quervo
Maybe this is the dozen shots of Quervo
Maybe this is the dozen shots of Quervo talking, but I think I'm the smartest
talking, but I think I'm the smartest
talking, but I think I'm the smartest girl alive.
girl alive.
girl alive. >> Grace. Grace. GRACE.
>> SORRY, GRACE, but you're not. Even if
>> SORRY, GRACE, but you're not. Even if
>> SORRY, GRACE, but you're not. Even if Trump wanted to do all this, he would
Trump wanted to do all this, he would
Trump wanted to do all this, he would have to convert to Islam.
have to convert to Islam.
have to convert to Islam. >> Oh, no. He would have to abandon the
>> Oh, no. He would have to abandon the
>> Oh, no. He would have to abandon the Christian beliefs he's been so
Christian beliefs he's been so
Christian beliefs he's been so faithfully adhering to HIS ENTIRE LIFE.
faithfully adhering to HIS ENTIRE LIFE.
faithfully adhering to HIS ENTIRE LIFE. SHUT UP, MICHAEL.
SHUT UP, MICHAEL.
SHUT UP, MICHAEL. THIS is the best idea in the history of
THIS is the best idea in the history of
THIS is the best idea in the history of Earth. It works out for everybody.
Earth. It works out for everybody.
Earth. It works out for everybody. Democrats get rid of him. Republicans
Democrats get rid of him. Republicans
Democrats get rid of him. Republicans get him out of the way for 2028. And Lee
get him out of the way for 2028. And Lee
get him out of the way for 2028. And Lee Grinwood gets a second song to sing. And
Grinwood gets a second song to sing. And
Grinwood gets a second song to sing. And I'm proud to be A RUNN THAT THAT GRACE,
I'm proud to be A RUNN THAT THAT GRACE,
I'm proud to be A RUNN THAT THAT GRACE, THAT'S that sounds like the same song.
THAT'S that sounds like the same song.
THAT'S that sounds like the same song. >> That sounds like the same song. I don't
>> That sounds like the same song. I don't
>> That sounds like the same song. I don't see you pitching anything. What's your
see you pitching anything. What's your
see you pitching anything. What's your genius idea?
genius idea?
genius idea? >> Okay. Um, I don't know. Maybe Iran has
>> Okay. Um, I don't know. Maybe Iran has
>> Okay. Um, I don't know. Maybe Iran has some sort of interim caretaker
some sort of interim caretaker
some sort of interim caretaker government that can maintain order with
government that can maintain order with
government that can maintain order with international help until free and fair
international help until free and fair
international help until free and fair elections can be held.
elections can be held.
elections can be held. >> That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard.
>> That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard.
>> That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. And why would Lee Greenwood even go to
And why would Lee Greenwood even go to
And why would Lee Greenwood even go to Iran? That doesn't make any sense at
Iran? That doesn't make any sense at
Iran? That doesn't make any sense at all.
all.
all. >> Great school in Schmid, EVERYBODY.
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