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We're now 5 days into our war with Iran

We're now 5 days into our war with Iran

We're now 5 days into our war with Iran and things are looking just a little bit

and things are looking just a little bit

and things are looking just a little bit dicey.

dicey.

dicey. No one seems to have a clear plan for

No one seems to have a clear plan for

No one seems to have a clear plan for the war or even a clear reason why we

the war or even a clear reason why we

the war or even a clear reason why we started it. And apparently America's

started it. And apparently America's

started it. And apparently America's military is even at risk of running out

military is even at risk of running out

military is even at risk of running out of weapons, which is one problem I never

of weapons, which is one problem I never

of weapons, which is one problem I never thought America would have.

thought America would have.

thought America would have. I thought we had an unlimited stockpile

I thought we had an unlimited stockpile

I thought we had an unlimited stockpile of those, like spin-offs of Yellowstone.

of those, like spin-offs of Yellowstone.

of those, like spin-offs of Yellowstone. Oh, by the way, tune in to Paramont Plus

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But despite all those problems, the good

But despite all those problems, the good

But despite all those problems, the good news is Donald Trump is in charge, and

news is Donald Trump is in charge, and

news is Donald Trump is in charge, and I'm sure he's diligently thought through

I'm sure he's diligently thought through

I'm sure he's diligently thought through all of the wartime scenarios.

all of the wartime scenarios.

all of the wartime scenarios. >> What's the worst case scenario that you

>> What's the worst case scenario that you

>> What's the worst case scenario that you have planned for in Iran?

have planned for in Iran?

have planned for in Iran? >> Well, I don't know if there's a worst

>> Well, I don't know if there's a worst

>> Well, I don't know if there's a worst case. I guess the worst case would be we

case. I guess the worst case would be we

case. I guess the worst case would be we do this and then somebody takes over

do this and then somebody takes over

do this and then somebody takes over who's as bad as the previous person,

who's as bad as the previous person,

who's as bad as the previous person, right? That could happen. YEAH.

right? That could happen. YEAH.

right? That could happen. YEAH. YEAH. No

YEAH. No

YEAH. No You're just thinking about this now. I

You're just thinking about this now. I

You're just thinking about this now. I do 6 months of research before I buy a

do 6 months of research before I buy a

do 6 months of research before I buy a new shampoo.

new shampoo.

new shampoo. Trump's like, I just realized starting a

Trump's like, I just realized starting a

Trump's like, I just realized starting a war in the Middle East could have some

war in the Middle East could have some

war in the Middle East could have some downsides, huh?

downsides, huh?

downsides, huh? So, it's a little disturbing that he

So, it's a little disturbing that he

So, it's a little disturbing that he says it as casually as when you realize

says it as casually as when you realize

says it as casually as when you realize you've never seen a bird's penis before.

Do do

Do do

Do do they even have them?

they even have them?

they even have them? But Trump's right. You don't want a new

But Trump's right. You don't want a new

But Trump's right. You don't want a new leader who is just as bad as the old

leader who is just as bad as the old

leader who is just as bad as the old one. So, I'm sure the administration has

one. So, I'm sure the administration has

one. So, I'm sure the administration has a deep bench of candidates ready to step

a deep bench of candidates ready to step

a deep bench of candidates ready to step up. Right. Right.

up. Right. Right.

up. Right. Right. Right. President Trump said some Iranian

Right. President Trump said some Iranian

Right. President Trump said some Iranian officials his administration was hoping

officials his administration was hoping

officials his administration was hoping could take over have been killed in the

could take over have been killed in the

could take over have been killed in the war.

war.

war. >> Well, most of the people we had in mind

>> Well, most of the people we had in mind

>> Well, most of the people we had in mind are dead. So, you know, we had some in

are dead. So, you know, we had some in

are dead. So, you know, we had some in mind from that group that is uh is dead.

mind from that group that is uh is dead.

mind from that group that is uh is dead. And now we have another group. They may

And now we have another group. They may

And now we have another group. They may be dead also. Okay. Okay. Well, the good

be dead also. Okay. Okay. Well, the good

be dead also. Okay. Okay. Well, the good thing is there's a third group. Oh,

thing is there's a third group. Oh,

thing is there's a third group. Oh, what's that? They're dead also. And the

what's that? They're dead also. And the

what's that? They're dead also. And the fourth group's dead. And the fifth

fourth group's dead. And the fifth

fourth group's dead. And the fifth group's dead. They're all dead. I can't

group's dead. They're all dead. I can't

group's dead. They're all dead. I can't cannot believe this. You killed all the

cannot believe this. You killed all the

cannot believe this. You killed all the candidates,

candidates,

candidates, even the ones who were willing to accept

even the ones who were willing to accept

even the ones who were willing to accept a lower salary because they appreciated

a lower salary because they appreciated

a lower salary because they appreciated the potential for long-term career

the potential for long-term career

the potential for long-term career growth.

growth.

growth. Now, if I was Iran, I'd do what my

Now, if I was Iran, I'd do what my

Now, if I was Iran, I'd do what my middle school did when my English

middle school did when my English

middle school did when my English teacher had a baby and just let a gym

teacher had a baby and just let a gym

teacher had a baby and just let a gym teacher be the Ayatollah for a little

teacher be the Ayatollah for a little

teacher be the Ayatollah for a little while. But

while. But

while. But apparently, they have another plan.

apparently, they have another plan.

apparently, they have another plan. >> So, who is running Iran? The late

>> So, who is running Iran? The late

>> So, who is running Iran? The late Ayatollah's son has reportedly emerged

Ayatollah's son has reportedly emerged

Ayatollah's son has reportedly emerged as a leading candidate.

as a leading candidate.

as a leading candidate. Boring.

Boring.

Boring. Come on, dude. You're not supposed to

Come on, dude. You're not supposed to

Come on, dude. You're not supposed to follow in your dad's footsteps. Where's

follow in your dad's footsteps. Where's

follow in your dad's footsteps. Where's your rebellious spirit? I don't want to

your rebellious spirit? I don't want to

your rebellious spirit? I don't want to be the supreme leader dad. I just want

be the supreme leader dad. I just want

be the supreme leader dad. I just want to dance.

But, you know, the job has a lot of

But, you know, the job has a lot of

But, you know, the job has a lot of long-term career growth, so I don't see

long-term career growth, so I don't see

long-term career growth, so I don't see a good reason why he wouldn't take it.

a good reason why he wouldn't take it.

a good reason why he wouldn't take it. >> Israel's defense minister this morning

>> Israel's defense minister this morning

>> Israel's defense minister this morning said anyone Iran appoints will be an

said anyone Iran appoints will be an

said anyone Iran appoints will be an unequivocal target for elimination.

Damn, an unequivocal target for

Damn, an unequivocal target for

Damn, an unequivocal target for elimination. What a fancy way to say

elimination. What a fancy way to say

elimination. What a fancy way to say we're going to kill you.

we're going to kill you.

we're going to kill you. The Ayatollah son is probably like, "You

The Ayatollah son is probably like, "You

The Ayatollah son is probably like, "You know what? Now that I think about it,

know what? Now that I think about it,

know what? Now that I think about it, I'm not really a management type.

I'm not really a management type.

I'm not really a management type. I'm kind of more of a creative guy."

I'm kind of more of a creative guy."

I'm kind of more of a creative guy." Now, my stepbrother, though,

Now, my stepbrother, though,

Now, my stepbrother, though, he's Ayatollah material for sure.

You know what? The plan for succession

You know what? The plan for succession

You know what? The plan for succession is not going well. How about the war

is not going well. How about the war

is not going well. How about the war itself? And I don't need to hear from

itself? And I don't need to hear from

itself? And I don't need to hear from Donald Trump this time. Surely there

Donald Trump this time. Surely there

Donald Trump this time. Surely there must be a more sober voice in this

must be a more sober voice in this

must be a more sober voice in this administration.

administration.

administration. >> America is winning decisively,

>> America is winning decisively,

>> America is winning decisively, devastatingly, and without mercy. Iran

devastatingly, and without mercy. Iran

devastatingly, and without mercy. Iran cannot outlast us. We control their

cannot outlast us. We control their

cannot outlast us. We control their fate. They are toast, and they know it.

fate. They are toast, and they know it.

fate. They are toast, and they know it. This was never meant to be a fair fight,

This was never meant to be a fair fight,

This was never meant to be a fair fight, and it is not a fair fight.

and it is not a fair fight.

and it is not a fair fight. >> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on,

>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on,

>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, dude. Not a fair fight. That's not

dude. Not a fair fight. That's not

dude. Not a fair fight. That's not usually something you hear the good guys

usually something you hear the good guys

usually something you hear the good guys say, which remember that's us, right?

say, which remember that's us, right?

say, which remember that's us, right? Let's try again. And this time, avoid

Let's try again. And this time, avoid

Let's try again. And this time, avoid sounding so much like a bully.

sounding so much like a bully.

sounding so much like a bully. >> We are punching them while they're down,

>> We are punching them while they're down,

>> We are punching them while they're down, which is exactly how it should be.

which is exactly how it should be.

which is exactly how it should be. >> What the dude?

>> What the dude?

>> What the dude? Why does the Secretary of Defense sound

Why does the Secretary of Defense sound

Why does the Secretary of Defense sound like a cheesy movie villain? America is

like a cheesy movie villain? America is

like a cheesy movie villain? America is winning decisively, devastatingly, and

winning decisively, devastatingly, and

winning decisively, devastatingly, and without mercy.

without mercy.

without mercy. >> Mercy is for the weak. An enemy deserves

>> Mercy is for the weak. An enemy deserves

>> Mercy is for the weak. An enemy deserves no mercy.

no mercy.

no mercy. >> We control their fate.

>> We control their fate.

>> We control their fate. >> We will decide your fate.

>> We will decide your fate.

>> We will decide your fate. >> We are punching them while they're down.

>> We are punching them while they're down.

>> We are punching them while they're down. >> Always kick them when they're down.

>> Always kick them when they're down.

>> Always kick them when they're down. >> And President Trump got the last laugh.

>> And President Trump got the last laugh.

>> And President Trump got the last laugh. >> Looks like it's I who will have THE LAST

>> Looks like it's I who will have THE LAST

>> Looks like it's I who will have THE LAST LAUGH.

FUN FACT, UH, THAT EVIL MUFFET also got

FUN FACT, UH, THAT EVIL MUFFET also got

FUN FACT, UH, THAT EVIL MUFFET also got a start as a weekend Fox and Friends

a start as a weekend Fox and Friends

a start as a weekend Fox and Friends host. So,

host. So,

host. So, but I guess Secretary Pete's bravado

but I guess Secretary Pete's bravado

but I guess Secretary Pete's bravado clears one thing up. This is very much a

clears one thing up. This is very much a

clears one thing up. This is very much a war, which puts him at odds with what

war, which puts him at odds with what

war, which puts him at odds with what Senators like Mark Wayne Mullen have

Senators like Mark Wayne Mullen have

Senators like Mark Wayne Mullen have been saying.

been saying.

been saying. >> This isn't a war. He We haven't declared

>> This isn't a war. He We haven't declared

>> This isn't a war. He We haven't declared war. We are not at war with Iran. This

war. We are not at war with Iran. This

war. We are not at war with Iran. This isn't a war. This isn't a war with Iran.

isn't a war. This isn't a war with Iran.

isn't a war. This isn't a war with Iran. >> Yeah, not a war. I thought it was

>> Yeah, not a war. I thought it was

>> Yeah, not a war. I thought it was obviously a war since, you know, you've

obviously a war since, you know, you've

obviously a war since, you know, you've been speaking next to a map of all the

been speaking next to a map of all the

been speaking next to a map of all the places we're bombing in the war. Also,

places we're bombing in the war. Also,

places we're bombing in the war. Also, all the, you know, and the in THE

I don't know how it all works. Okay.

I don't know how it all works. Okay.

I don't know how it all works. Okay. And I'm not the only one who's confused

And I'm not the only one who's confused

And I'm not the only one who's confused by this because it seems like Mark Wayne

by this because it seems like Mark Wayne

by this because it seems like Mark Wayne is also getting confused.

is also getting confused.

is also getting confused. >> This is war and we're taking out the

>> This is war and we're taking out the

>> This is war and we're taking out the threat. Um, and if you're part of the

threat. Um, and if you're part of the

threat. Um, and if you're part of the threat, then you have a then you're a

threat, then you have a then you're a

threat, then you have a then you're a target.

target.

target. >> We'll concede this is war. We haven't

>> We'll concede this is war. We haven't

>> We'll concede this is war. We haven't declared war. They declared war on us.

declared war. They declared war on us.

declared war. They declared war on us. But we haven't war secretary.

But we haven't war secretary.

But we haven't war secretary. >> We haven't said this. This is war. They

>> We haven't said this. This is war. They

>> We haven't said this. This is war. They called it war.

called it war.

called it war. >> They called it war. What I was saying,

>> They called it war. What I was saying,

>> They called it war. What I was saying, okay. Well, that was a misspoke.

okay. Well, that was a misspoke.

okay. Well, that was a misspoke. >> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. >> Did he say that was a misspoke? Hard to

>> Did he say that was a misspoke? Hard to

>> Did he say that was a misspoke? Hard to believe the guy who said he did a

believe the guy who said he did a

believe the guy who said he did a misspoke did a misspoke. Now, I know it

misspoke did a misspoke. Now, I know it

misspoke did a misspoke. Now, I know it seems like Mark Wayne's contradicting

seems like Mark Wayne's contradicting

seems like Mark Wayne's contradicting himself, but what you got to understand

himself, but what you got to understand

himself, but what you got to understand is that Mark thinks this is a war, but

is that Mark thinks this is a war, but

is that Mark thinks this is a war, but Wayne thinks IT'S NOT.

IT'S JUST A CONSTANT BATTLE. YEAH. HOW

IT'S JUST A CONSTANT BATTLE. YEAH. HOW

IT'S JUST A CONSTANT BATTLE. YEAH. HOW GOOD is that?

GOOD is that?

GOOD is that? Mark.

So, yes, mark this down as a war, but

So, yes, mark this down as a war, but

So, yes, mark this down as a war, but weigh this down as not a war.

weigh this down as not a war.

weigh this down as not a war. >> Anyway, thank you.

>> Anyway, thank you.

>> Anyway, thank you. Anyway, with Republicans tripping all

Anyway, with Republicans tripping all

Anyway, with Republicans tripping all over their words trying to sell this

over their words trying to sell this

over their words trying to sell this unpopular war adjacent conflict, it's

unpopular war adjacent conflict, it's

unpopular war adjacent conflict, it's the perfect opportunity for Democrats to

the perfect opportunity for Democrats to

the perfect opportunity for Democrats to come out with a clear anti-war message.

come out with a clear anti-war message.

come out with a clear anti-war message. Oh, and here comes the truth hammer.

Oh, and here comes the truth hammer.

Oh, and here comes the truth hammer. >> Look, no one wants a nuclear war. Uh, no

>> Look, no one wants a nuclear war. Uh, no

>> Look, no one wants a nuclear war. Uh, no one wants a nuclear Israel, but we

one wants a nuclear Israel, but we

one wants a nuclear Israel, but we certainly don't want an endless war.

certainly don't want an endless war.

certainly don't want an endless war. Plain and simple.

>> What did I say?

>> What did I say?

>> What did I say? >> Oh, no. Got it. Let me say that again.

>> Oh, no. Got it. Let me say that again.

>> Oh, no. Got it. Let me say that again. >> All right. Wow. If you're confused, just

>> All right. Wow. If you're confused, just

>> All right. Wow. If you're confused, just know that his full name is Chuck Wayne

know that his full name is Chuck Wayne

know that his full name is Chuck Wayne Schumer. So, for more on what comes next

Schumer. So, for more on what comes next

Schumer. So, for more on what comes next for Iran and its leadership succession,

for Iran and its leadership succession,

for Iran and its leadership succession, let's go live to Grace Coolen Schmidt.

let's go live to Grace Coolen Schmidt.

let's go live to Grace Coolen Schmidt. GRACE,

GRACE,

GRACE, GRACE, GRACE, GRACE,

GRACE, GRACE, GRACE,

GRACE, GRACE, GRACE, GRACE,

GRACE.

GRACE.

GRACE. What is the latest? Michael, I'm here at

What is the latest? Michael, I'm here at

What is the latest? Michael, I'm here at the Pentagon and it is chaos. We're down

the Pentagon and it is chaos. We're down

the Pentagon and it is chaos. We're down to six bullets and Pete Hagath makes us

to six bullets and Pete Hagath makes us

to six bullets and Pete Hagath makes us do shots after EVERY SINGLE MISSILE

do shots after EVERY SINGLE MISSILE

do shots after EVERY SINGLE MISSILE STRIKE. I AM MOISTED RIGHT NOW.

STRIKE. I AM MOISTED RIGHT NOW.

STRIKE. I AM MOISTED RIGHT NOW. >> I'M sorry that you're trash, Grace, but

>> I'M sorry that you're trash, Grace, but

>> I'M sorry that you're trash, Grace, but what about the the next steps? Have the

what about the the next steps? Have the

what about the the next steps? Have the Trump administration figured out who can

Trump administration figured out who can

Trump administration figured out who can be the next leader of Iran?

be the next leader of Iran?

be the next leader of Iran? >> NO, IT'S A HUGE PROBLEM. WE NEED TO FIND

>> NO, IT'S A HUGE PROBLEM. WE NEED TO FIND

>> NO, IT'S A HUGE PROBLEM. WE NEED TO FIND A LEADER NOW OR GOING TO WAR with no

A LEADER NOW OR GOING TO WAR with no

A LEADER NOW OR GOING TO WAR with no plan whatsoever is going to seem like a

plan whatsoever is going to seem like a

plan whatsoever is going to seem like a bad idea. The problem is the leader

bad idea. The problem is the leader

bad idea. The problem is the leader needs to be someone Donald Trump

needs to be someone Donald Trump

needs to be someone Donald Trump respects. And the only person Donald

respects. And the only person Donald

respects. And the only person Donald Trump respects is Hold on.

Trump respects is Hold on.

Trump respects is Hold on. >> You have uh Grace.

>> You have uh Grace.

>> You have uh Grace. >> I SAID HOLD ON.

>> I SAID HOLD ON.

>> I SAID HOLD ON. I'm thinking

I'm thinking

I'm thinking I'm thinking

I'm thinking

I'm thinking I've thought maybe this is a stupid

I've thought maybe this is a stupid

I've thought maybe this is a stupid idea, but what if the next leader of

idea, but what if the next leader of

idea, but what if the next leader of Iran is Donald Trump?

Iran is Donald Trump?

Iran is Donald Trump? >> You're right. That's That's very stupid.

>> You're right. That's That's very stupid.

>> You're right. That's That's very stupid. >> I know. I know. It's dumb. But maybe

>> I know. I know. It's dumb. But maybe

>> I know. I know. It's dumb. But maybe >> why would Donald Trump want to be

>> why would Donald Trump want to be

>> why would Donald Trump want to be supreme leader of Iran?

supreme leader of Iran?

supreme leader of Iran? >> I don't know. Maybe he'll like the

>> I don't know. Maybe he'll like the

>> I don't know. Maybe he'll like the title. It's kind of an upgrade.

title. It's kind of an upgrade.

title. It's kind of an upgrade. Actually, this idea isn't that bad. It's

Actually, this idea isn't that bad. It's

Actually, this idea isn't that bad. It's like president. Ew. We let anyone be

like president. Ew. We let anyone be

like president. Ew. We let anyone be president. WE LET DONALD TRUMP BE

president. WE LET DONALD TRUMP BE

president. WE LET DONALD TRUMP BE PRESIDENT.

But supreme leader, only like two guys

But supreme leader, only like two guys

But supreme leader, only like two guys have ever been supreme leader. That's

have ever been supreme leader. That's

have ever been supreme leader. That's special. That's like getting to be a

special. That's like getting to be a

special. That's like getting to be a Sheldon on TV. WE'VE ONLY HAD SHELDON

Sheldon on TV. WE'VE ONLY HAD SHELDON

Sheldon on TV. WE'VE ONLY HAD SHELDON AND YOUNG SHELDON. But this this is

AND YOUNG SHELDON. But this this is

AND YOUNG SHELDON. But this this is Iranian Sheldon.

Iranian Sheldon.

Iranian Sheldon. You know, THIS ACTUALLY ISN'T A BAD

You know, THIS ACTUALLY ISN'T A BAD

You know, THIS ACTUALLY ISN'T A BAD IDEA.

IDEA.

IDEA. >> It's a terrible idea. Donald Trump

>> It's a terrible idea. Donald Trump

>> It's a terrible idea. Donald Trump doesn't even know how the Iranian

doesn't even know how the Iranian

doesn't even know how the Iranian government works.

government works.

government works. >> Yeah. He doesn't know how the American

>> Yeah. He doesn't know how the American

>> Yeah. He doesn't know how the American government works.

>> AND IT'S WORKED OUT FINE.

>> AND IT'S WORKED OUT FINE.

>> AND IT'S WORKED OUT FINE. >> NO, GRACE. IT has not worked out fine.

>> NO, GRACE. IT has not worked out fine.

>> NO, GRACE. IT has not worked out fine. >> Don't be jealous that I had a good idea,

>> Don't be jealous that I had a good idea,

>> Don't be jealous that I had a good idea, Michael. He's going to go for this.

Michael. He's going to go for this.

Michael. He's going to go for this. He'll have total immunity. He can

He'll have total immunity. He can

He'll have total immunity. He can imprison all the journalists he wants.

imprison all the journalists he wants.

imprison all the journalists he wants. And the flowy robes will hide the skin

And the flowy robes will hide the skin

And the flowy robes will hide the skin condition that's slowly eating away his

condition that's slowly eating away his

condition that's slowly eating away his flat. Maybe.

flat. Maybe.

flat. Maybe. Maybe this is the dozen shots of Quervo

Maybe this is the dozen shots of Quervo

Maybe this is the dozen shots of Quervo talking, but I think I'm the smartest

talking, but I think I'm the smartest

talking, but I think I'm the smartest girl alive.

girl alive.

girl alive. >> Grace. Grace. GRACE.

>> SORRY, GRACE, but you're not. Even if

>> SORRY, GRACE, but you're not. Even if

>> SORRY, GRACE, but you're not. Even if Trump wanted to do all this, he would

Trump wanted to do all this, he would

Trump wanted to do all this, he would have to convert to Islam.

have to convert to Islam.

have to convert to Islam. >> Oh, no. He would have to abandon the

>> Oh, no. He would have to abandon the

>> Oh, no. He would have to abandon the Christian beliefs he's been so

Christian beliefs he's been so

Christian beliefs he's been so faithfully adhering to HIS ENTIRE LIFE.

faithfully adhering to HIS ENTIRE LIFE.

faithfully adhering to HIS ENTIRE LIFE. SHUT UP, MICHAEL.

SHUT UP, MICHAEL.

SHUT UP, MICHAEL. THIS is the best idea in the history of

THIS is the best idea in the history of

THIS is the best idea in the history of Earth. It works out for everybody.

Earth. It works out for everybody.

Earth. It works out for everybody. Democrats get rid of him. Republicans

Democrats get rid of him. Republicans

Democrats get rid of him. Republicans get him out of the way for 2028. And Lee

get him out of the way for 2028. And Lee

get him out of the way for 2028. And Lee Grinwood gets a second song to sing. And

Grinwood gets a second song to sing. And

Grinwood gets a second song to sing. And I'm proud to be A RUNN THAT THAT GRACE,

I'm proud to be A RUNN THAT THAT GRACE,

I'm proud to be A RUNN THAT THAT GRACE, THAT'S that sounds like the same song.

THAT'S that sounds like the same song.

THAT'S that sounds like the same song. >> That sounds like the same song. I don't

>> That sounds like the same song. I don't

>> That sounds like the same song. I don't see you pitching anything. What's your

see you pitching anything. What's your

see you pitching anything. What's your genius idea?

genius idea?

genius idea? >> Okay. Um, I don't know. Maybe Iran has

>> Okay. Um, I don't know. Maybe Iran has

>> Okay. Um, I don't know. Maybe Iran has some sort of interim caretaker

some sort of interim caretaker

some sort of interim caretaker government that can maintain order with

government that can maintain order with

government that can maintain order with international help until free and fair

international help until free and fair

international help until free and fair elections can be held.

elections can be held.

elections can be held. >> That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard.

>> That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard.

>> That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. And why would Lee Greenwood even go to

And why would Lee Greenwood even go to

And why would Lee Greenwood even go to Iran? That doesn't make any sense at

Iran? That doesn't make any sense at

Iran? That doesn't make any sense at all.

all.

all. >> Great school in Schmid, EVERYBODY.

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