Original subtitles

- TONIGHT,

THE REUNION CONCLUDES.

"JOYCE TOLD EVERYONE HER HUSBAND

HAS A BIG PEE-PEE." [laughter]

- IT'S PROBABLY NOT THE WORST REPUTATION

ON THE PLANET. [all laughing]

- CAN I NOT SPEAK, PLEASE? - YOU LOVE TO SPEAK

AND BE THE REFEREE. - OH, MY GOD.

DID YOU HEAR WHAT SHE JUST SAID?

- IF THERE WAS A FIRE BURNING,

THERE'S SCHEANA AND THERE'S ME,

AND YOU COULD SAVE ONE PERSON,

WHO ARE YOU GONNA SAVE?

- SHE'S SITTING HERE CRYING... - YEAH.

- BECAUSE SHE SAYS SHE LOVES YOU.

- I'M SURPRISED TO HEAR THAT.

- BRANDI, DO YOU THINK THERE'S HOPE?

- THAT WAS A WHOLE [bleep] SEASON

OF LIES ABOUT MY HUSBAND, WHO DOESN'T DESERVE IT.

- NO.

- I WAS DEFINITELY UPSET ABOUT THAT.

- THAT WAS A JOKE.

- A JOKE IN FRONT OF A FIVE-YEAR-OLD?

- I DON'T THINK I COULD EVER LET YOU BACK INTO MY LIFE.

- WELCOME BACK TO

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS: REUNION.

I'M ANDY COHEN.

FOR AS LONG AS WE'VE KNOWN HER, LISA'S LIFE

HAS SEEMED TO BE NOTHING

BUT DIAMONDS AND ROSE. - OH, PLEASE.

- RECENTLY, THOUGH, HER CLOSEST FRIENDS BEGAN TO QUESTION

HER MOTIVATIONS, HER INTENTIONS, AND MORE.

- AM I YOUR HOLLYWOOD FRIEND,

OR AM I A REAL FRIEND? - OKAY.

- ARE WE GIRLFRIENDS, OR ARE WE "HOLLYWOOD FRIENDS"?

- WHY ARE YOU BEING SO AGGRESSIVE?

- I'M NOT AGGRESSIVE. - I TOLD--

- I DON'T LIKE YOU WALKING AWAY.

WE'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION, A HEART-TO-HEART.

- YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M REALLY UPSET.

- LISA, WALKING AWAY IS NOT GONNA SOLVE ANYTHING.

- WELL, I DON'T WANT TO STAY.

- LISA'S NEVER ONCE ASKED ME TO SAY ANYTHING FOR HER.

BUT I WAS STILL BEING MANIPULATED

INTO DOING AND SAYING THINGS

THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO [bleep] SAY.

- THERE'S BEEN A LOT OF GOSSIP IN THE TABLOIDS.

THIS IS WHERE THE RUMOR COMES... - HONEY, YOU CAN'T TAKE--

- THAT HE'S BEEN SEEN WITH A YOUNGER WOMAN.

[laughs]

- I HAD THE TABLOIDS AT MY HOUSE.

LISA PUT IT IN MY LUGGAGE.

SHE GOES, "YOU NEED TO BRING THIS."

- I'M SUCH AN IDIOT.

- YOU'RE CAUGHT. YOU'RE LYING. YOU'RE CAUGHT.

- I DIDN'T SEE THE TABLOIDS UNTIL I GOT BACK.

- THAT'S NOT TRUE.

- I FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING THAT I SAY IS BEING QUESTIONED,

AND I FEEL THEY'RE JUST, LIKE, ALL GANGING UP.

[sniffles]

[sighs]

IT'S REALLY HARD.

I DON'T WANT TO CRY.

- YOU'VE ALWAYS SAID, "BRANDI'S NOT A LIAR.

SHE'S A STRAIGHT SHOOTER. SHE'S A STRAIGHT SHOOTER."

- WELL, I THOUGHT--YEAH. - SO NOW, HERE I AM.

AND BRANDI TELLS ME THIS, AND IT'S A VERY DETAILED STORY.

- YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M GETTING TIRED OF THIS.

I CAN'T DO THIS EVERY TIME I COME OUT.

I CANNOT DO THIS. - NO, I KNOW.

BUT WHEN IT WAS YOU AND ME-- - I CAN'T DO THIS.

- WHY DID YOU LEAVE WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING?

- OH, IT'S COMPLICATED.

- YOU COULD'VE TEXTED SOMEONE.

THEY COULD'VE BEEN DEAD ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.

I MEAN, YOU JUST LEAVE A HOTEL ROOM

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITHOUT LETTING ANYBODY KNOW?

THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT.

- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. - HOW CLOSE ARE YOU GUYS?

- SCHEANA AND I? - THERE YOU GO, THAT'S RIGHT.

- SHE'S VERY CLOSE TO PANDY FOR FIVE YEARS.

- JUST REALLY DISAPPOINTED.

IT'S REALLY SAD FOR ME BECAUSE I REALLY THOUGHT

OF KEN AND LISA AS MY FAMILY.

I FEEL LIKE WHAT KIND OF GAMES ARE PEOPLE PLAYING?

WHO GIVES A [bleep] ABOUT A [bleep] WHORE?

I'M SORRY, I DON'T.

- DARLING, I DON'T SEE HER LIKE THAT. I'M SORRY.

- SO THEN WE'RE NOT TRUE FRIENDS.

- SO IT'S A LOT TO GO OVER.

BRANDI, WAS THERE ONE SPECIFIC MOMENT

WHERE YOU FELT LIKE THINGS CHANGED

WITH LISA AND YOUR FRIENDSHIP?

- HONESTLY, IT WAS A LOT OF BUILDUP.

AND WHEN I TOLD HER, I SAID, "NO MORE SCHEANA,"

AND I STARTED TO FEEL LIKE

WHY IS THIS GIRL ALWAYS AROUND

AFTER I'VE TOLD YOU NO? LIKE, NO MORE?

LIKE, YOU KEPT BRINGING HER AROUND.

AND THEN SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT KNOWS YOU

THAT THIS WHOLE ENTIRE THING WAS ALL A BIG, GIANT PLAN.

YOU GUYS, IT'S SO FUNNY.

THE WAITRESS IS THAT GIRL, SHANNA MARIE, WHATEVER,

THAT HAD AN AFFAIR WITH EDDIE WHILE I WAS PREGNANT.

- YOU'VE WORKED WITH ME FOR TWO YEARS, RIGHT?

- RIGHT. - WE'VE NEVER--

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS,

BUT I THINK IT'S EASIER IF YOU'RE NOT HERE.

- ABSOLUTELY. - NOW, IS THAT OKAY?

- NO, I TOTALLY AGREE. - IS THAT OKAY?

- YEAH.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN "A GIANT PLAN"?

I HARDLY KNEW YOU.

WHEN YOU RAN INTO-- - YEAH, YOU DIDN'T.

EXACTLY, BUT YOU KNEW HER WELL.

- I DON'T KNOW HER WELL SOCIALLY,

I KNEW HER WELL AS AN EMPLOYEE.

- AT VILLA BLANCA. - SHE'D ALREADY--YEAH.

SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU WERE COMING.

AND THE FIRST THING I KNEW, I THOUGHT, OH, MY GOD.

I SAID, "GET RID OF HER, QUICK.

GO. GO SOMEWHERE ELSE."

THERE WAS NO SETUP. ABSOLUTELY NOT.

- AND I BELIEVED THAT FOR A REALLY LONG TIME.

- YEAH, BUT I-- - I DEFENDED YOU.

I DEFENDED YOU TO MY FRIENDS, WHO ALL SAID...

- OF COURSE I DIDN'T HAVE A CLUE.

- THAT WAS RIDICULOUS.

- I WOULDN'T KNOW IF MY WAITRESS IS SLEEPING

WITH SOME WOMAN ON OUR SHOW'S EX-HUSBAND.

HOW WOULD I KNOW THAT? I HAVE 150 STAFF.

I COULDN'T EVEN TELL YOU WHERE SCHEANA LIVES.

I COULDN'T EVEN TELL YOU THAT. - BABE.

YOU KNEW NO MORE WHEN I WENT TO YOUR HOUSE

FOR KEN AND MAURICIO'S BIRTHDAY.

- HOW DID YOU BREAK YOUR HAND?

- I WAS BEATING THE [bleep] OUT OF A GUY.

- YOU'RE LUCKY SHE DIDN'T BEAT THE [bleep] OUT OF YOU.

- WELL, THIS RING MIGHT HAVE MADE AN INDENT.

- CONGRATULATIONS.

- THANK YOU. - BUT--

WELL, THAT WASN'T A COMPLIMENT.

YOU SHOULD'VE CALLED ME AND SAID,

"SCHEANA'S GONNA BE HERE, FYI."

- YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. - YOU SHOULD'VE, AND YOU DIDN'T.

- I SHOULD'VE DONE.

- I SHOWED UP WITH A DATE.

SCHEANA FLIRTED WITH MY DATE ALL NIGHT LONG,

LOOKING FOR A REACTION FROM ME.

AND SHE DIDN'T GET ONE. - WHERE?

NO, I HAVE TWO WAITERS. - J.R. SAYS TO ME--

J.R. SAYS TO ME, "THAT GIRL'S COMING ON STRONG."

- RIDICULOUS. - YEAH, BECAUSE I SAW HER--

- WHY IS IT SO RIDICULOUS? - LISA, IN YOUR BLOG--

- SHE ALREADY [bleep] HER HUSBAND.

- SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT HER ENGAGEMENT.

- BUT SHE ALREADY [bleep] HER HUSBAND.

WHY WOULDN'T SHE TAKE HER BOYFRIEND?

- I ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE OKAY WITH HER THEN.

- AND THEN YOU ASKED ME TO TALK TO HER.

- I THOUGHT YOU WERE OKAY WITH HER THEN.

- IT'S NOT BEING ABOUT OKAY WITH--

- BUT HOW ARE YOU EVER GONNA BE OKAY WITH A WOMAN

THAT BROKE YOUR MARRIAGE-- THE FATHER--

WHO [bleep] THE FATHER OF YOUR CHILDREN?

- WELL, HE BROKE UP THE MARRIAGE.

BUT IT'S JUST--IT'S A MEMORY THAT I DON'T NEED TO RELIVE.

- BE HONEST.

IF A WOMAN THAT WOULD TAKE KEN AWAY FROM YOU--

- YES, I UNDERSTAND THAT.

BUT SHE HAD WORKED FOR ME FOR YEARS

WHEN PRODUCTION SAID, "WE WANT HER THERE"

BECAUSE THEY WANT THE CAST OF VANDERPUMP RULES--

- BUT YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSERTIVE PERSON.

YOU SHOULD'VE SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT,

I HAVE TO PROTECT BRANDI." - I COULDN'T--

- "I DON'T WANT SCHEANA IN THE HOUSE."

- BUT BRANDI AT THAT POINT-- - BUT YOU DID IT AT SUR.

I--NO, AT THAT POINT, I ASKED YOU,

"PLEASE, NO MORE."

I'M OVER--I'VE DONE MY PART AS A FRIEND TO YOU.

I SAID--I SAT DOWN WITH HER. - AND I DIDN'T WANT HER

TO WAIT ON THE TABLES. - I'VE DONE EVERYTHING

I COULD POSSIBLY DO TO BE A GOOD FRIEND TO YOU.

- YEAH. - TO HELP YOUR SHOW,

TO DO WHATEVER I COULD DO TO BE A FRIEND

BECAUSE I BELIEVED IT WASN'T A SETUP.

AND NOW PEOPLE ARE TELLING ME IT WAS, AND I'M WATCHING.

- I HAD NO IDEA.

- THIS IS THE POINT. I BELIEVED YOU. I--

LISTEN, YOU'RE VERY GOOD AT GETTING PEOPLE TO BELIEVE YOU.

- SO, BRANDI, DO YOU BELIEVE WHAT LISA'S SAYING?

- N-NO.

- NORA FROM SPOKANE, WASHINGTON,

WANTS TO KNOW, "IN PALM SPRINGS,

"BRANDI TOLD LISA SHE 'DIDN'T WANT TO STRATEGIZE ANYMORE.'

BRANDI, WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THAT?"

- I WOULD HAVE THESE HOUR-LONG MORNING PHONE CALLS FROM LISA

WHERE WE WOULD TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING

THAT HAPPENED THE DAY BEFORE.

AND IT WASN'T-- - I DIDN'T HAVE AN HOUR-LONG--

BRANDI, I GO TO WORK.

IT'S NOT SITTING THERE ON MY ASS TALKING TO YOU FOR AN HOUR.

SORRY. - YOU USED TO--

- I DID THAT WITH YOU. - YEAH, SOMETIMES.

- IN ALL FAIRNESS, WE WOULD SIT ON THE PHONE A VERY LONG TIME.

YOU KNOW I HAVE A LOT GOING ON TOO.

I'M GUILTY OF THAT AS WELL. - YOU DID IT WITH ME TOO.

- WE CAN'T SIT AROUND ON THE PHONE FOR AN HOUR. YEAH.

- EVERY MORNING-- WE WOULD TALK IN THE MORNINGS.

- BUT WHAT WAS THE STRATEGY?

- ALL I'M SAYING IS WE WOULD GO OVER

EVERYTHING THAT HAD JUST HAPPENED,

SO I JUST FELT LIKE IT WAS EXHAUSTING.

- WE WOULDN'T GO OVER EVERYTHING THAT HAD HAPPENED.

- YES, WE WOULD. - NO, WE WOULDN'T.

NO, WE'D TALK ABOUT LIFE.

WE DIDN'T SIT THERE AND TALK-- - NO, WE TALKED ALL--

- YOU--NO. - NO.

- KYLE, WHAT DID YOU TWO TALK ABOUT?

- I MEAN-- - I DON'T THINK WE TALKED

ABOUT THE SHOW.

WE TALKED ABOUT EVERYTHING.

- I MEAN, WE WOULD TALK ABOUT LIFE, OF COURSE.

AND WE, OF COURSE, WOULD TALK ABOUT THE SHOW

AND THE DYNAMICS OF THE WOMEN 100%

AND WHAT WAS GOING ON AND--

- DID YOU FEEL LIKE IT WAS STRATEGY?

- I MEAN, THAT'S-- WE ALL WERE DOING THAT.

AND WE WANTED TO SAY, "OH, YOU SPOKE AGAINST US--"

WE'RE ALL DOING THAT, AND WHEN WE'RE FRIENDS, YOU KNOW...

- YOU DON'T DO AN HOUR EVERY MORNING TALKING ABOUT THAT.

- WE'RE GONNA TALK AND SAY, "CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT BRANDI DID?"

- SHE CALLED YOU BOBBY FISCHER, SO...

- THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS AROUND HERE, SO YEAH.

- A COUPLE REUNIONS AGO, YOU LIKENED

BEING FRIENDS WITH LISA

TO PLAYING CHESS WITH BOBBY FISCHER.

- RIGHT. YEAH.

- WAS THAT STRATEGY WHAT YOU WERE REFERRING TO?

- YES, I'M TALKING ABOUT SAYING CERTAIN THINGS,

YOU KNOW, IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS.

- OKAY, BUT HOW IS IT BEING STRATEGIC?

WHY WOULD I BE FRIENDS WITH BRANDI IN THE FIRST PLACE?

EVERYBODY HATED HER. - 'CAUSE I'M THE UNDERDOG.

- BECAUSE AT THE TIME-- - WHO? YOU HAD NO OTHER FRIENDS.

- HUH? - YOU GUYS NEVER SPOKE.

YOU WEREN'T FRIENDS.

ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU GUYS WERE FRIENDS.

- YEAH, BUT WE HAD SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER.

WE HAD A LOT OF FUN TOGETHER.

- BRANDI, YOU SAID THAT WHEN THINGS STARTED

TO GO SOUTH FOR YOU, THAT WAS

WHEN YOUR FRIENDSHIP WITH LISA CHANGED.

- RIGHT, SHE TOLD ME-- HER WORDS VERBATIM,

"YOU'RE LOSING YOUR AUDIENCE."

AND THEN I LOST MY FRIEND.

- I WILL SAY THAT, YOU KNOW,

IN WATCHING THIS SHOW,

PEOPLE LOVE YOU, THEY HATE YOU,

YOU KNOW, THEY GO THROUGH THAT. - RIGHT.

- AND I FELT LIKE, YOU KNOW, WHEN THEY LOVE ME,

LISA, YOU WERE THERE.

AND THEN WHEN THEY DIDN'T, YOU WERE LIKE THAT.

AND THAT'S WHAT YOU DID WITH ME AND WITH BRANDI.

I DID FEEL THAT 100%.

AND THAT'S WHY IN PARIS I KEPT TELLING YOU--

I KEPT TRYING TO FIX THINGS WITH YOU.

- WHEN DID YOU TRY TO FIX THINGS?

- I NEVER DID ANYTHING THAT BIG. - YOU CONSTANTLY TALK TRASH.

EVERY INTERVIEW BITE, YOU SAY SOMETHING NEGATIVE ABOUT ME.

- YEAH, YOU DO THE SAME THING.

YOU CAME HERE GUNS BLAZING LAST REUNION

SAYING--TALKING ABOUT MY HUSBAND, ABOUT ME.

YOU BRING UP THE TABLOIDS. - WELL, WE FELT LIKE THAT.

- YOU DID THAT-- - BUT WE FELT LIKE THAT.

- NO, YOU DIDN'T, LISA. - YEAH, WE DID.

- YOU KNEW THAT. I MET YOU THROUGH MAURICIO.

I'M COZYING UP TO YOU. - WE FELT LIKE THAT.

- I WAS--YOU'RE ALREADY HIS CLIENT.

- AFTER WE SOLD THE HOUSE.

BUT THIS WAS LAST REUNION. - NO, BUT THE POINT IS--

- DO WE HAVE TO GO TO THE SAME THING AGAIN?

- WHAT I DID WAS THIS BIG ON THE SCALE

OF THINGS THAT I FELT HAVE BEEN DONE TO ME.

- WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU? - AND YOU NEVER ALLOWED--

YOU NEVER ACCEPTED AN APOLOGY.

I APOLOGIZED EVEN THOUGH WE SAT HERE--

- WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU?

- LISA, WHENEVER I'M SAYING SOMETHING,

YOU INTERRUPT BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE

TO HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING.

SO MY POINT IS I HAVE BEEN UPSET.

I AM VALIDATED HERE. I'M SORRY.

I HAD THINGS I WAS VERY UPSET BY.

BUT YOU ALWAYS DIMINISHED THAT.

WHERE YOU WILL NEVER LET GO OF THE LITTLEST THING.

ME SAYING-- - BUT WHEN HAVE I BROUGHT IT UP?

- ME SAYING TO TAYLOR,

"OH, MAYBE SHE TAKES ADVANTAGE OF WEAK PEOPLE."

'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT, MAYBE SHE PREYS ON WEAK PEOPLE.

SHE DOESN'T TAKE CRITICISM WELL.

YOU ACTED LIKE I SAID THAT

YOU'RE BEATING OLD LADIES ON THE STREET, FOR GOD'S SAKE.

I DIDN'T SAY THAT--I DO THINK YOU TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THEM.

- OKAY, I'M NOT GOING TO-- DO WE HAVE TO GO BACK?

- THE RULES HAVE TO APPLY TO YOU TOO.

- COMING BACK TO THAT, I FEEL LIKE YOU DO DISTANCE YOURSELF

DEPENDING ON YOUR POPULARITY.

WHEN YOU'RE ON TOP, WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS.

WHEN YOU'RE NOT, YOU WON'T BE.

- THAT'S NOT THE WAY-- - AND BY THE WAY,

I DON'T THINK LIKE THAT.

- OKAY, SO CARLTON HASN'T HAD A POPULARITY CONTEST.

- YEAH, BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANYBODY ELSE AFTER PUERTO RICO.

- OKAY-- - YOU THINK THAT--

NO, THAT'S THE TRUTH. - IT IS.

- I'M NOT SAYING THAT TO BE MEAN.

THAT WAS THE TRUTH.

YOU WALKED OUT OF PUERTO RICO

AFTER WE WERE TOLD THAT YOU PUT THE TABLOIDS

IN THE SUITCASE.

AND INSTEAD OF STAYING, YOU LEFT.

AND NOBODY WAS SPEAKING TO YOU

BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU DID. - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

I WOULD NOT-- - AND YOU WALKED IN ON--

HOLD ON. - I WOULD NOT HAVE LEFT--

- YOU ONLY HAD CARLTON IN L.A. - ONE, I WOULD NOT--

- OF COURSE YOU'RE GONNA BE FRIENDS WITH HER.

- WHY? WHY? - SHE'S GONNA SUPPORT YOU

'CAUSE YOU NEEDED TO BE SITTING HERE NEXT--

ON THE SOFA TOGETHER TODAY. - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

GOD, YOU'RE BEING RIDICULOUS. - I WASN'T NOT SPEAKING TO LISA.

- HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO THAT, WHAT SHE JUST SAID?

- 100%. - I DON'T LIKE THAT AT ALL.

I THINK THAT'S REALLY VICIOUS.

- YOU CONDONE THE THINGS THAT SHE SAYS AND DO.

- BUT FOR THEM ALL TO GANG UP ON YOU IN PUERTO RICO--

LET ME TELL YOU THIS.

NOT ONE OF YOU WOULD'VE BEEN ABLE

TO LEAVE THAT ISLAND WITHOUT ME TEXT YOU AND CALLING YOU?

- I DID TEXT YOU. - OH, YEAH.

- YOU WANT ME TO GET MY PHONE RIGHT NOW?

- I TEXTED YOU TOO. - ON CAMERA?

- NO, I DID NOT. I TEXTED YOU OFF.

NO, NO, I TEXTED YOU. 100%. - I TEXTED YOU.

- I SAID, "ARE YOU OKAY?" - YEAH.

- AND YOU NEVER REPLIED. - WE ALL TEXTED.

- YOU DID ME WRONG. - WE ALL TEXTED.

- I DIDN'T DO YOU WRONG. - OH, MY GOD.

- FOR ME TO CALL YOU AND SAY, "ARE YOU OKAY?"

- CALM DOWN. - OH, BE QUIET, CARLTON.

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU. SHUT UP.

- I DON'T CARE. NO, I WON'T SHUT UP.

- LISA DOESN'T EVEN CARE ABOUT YOU.

- NO, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU HAVE,

IS YOU HAVE THE GANG MENTALITY. - OH, BE QUIET.

- HOLD ON, I WOULD LIKE KYLE AND LISA TO WORK THIS OUT.

- THIS IS TWO YEAR-- THIS IS FIVE YEARS OF PROBLEMS.

LET THEM TALK. - BUT THEY--

- BRINGING UP THE TABLOIDS IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS

WHEN YOU KNOW HOW HURTFUL THAT WAS?

- I DID NOT--

- DO YOU HOW MANY STORIES I'VE HEARD ABOUT YOU

THAT I'VE NEVER BROUGHT UP IN FRONT OF THE CAMERAS?

- LISTEN, YOU KNOW WHAT, I DID NOT SAY--

PUT THE TABLOIDS IN YOUR BAG.

- LISTEN TO ME. - I'M SORRY, I--

- LET'S GO BACK. LET'S GO BACK.

'CAUSE YOU JUST SAID TO ME "WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU?"

THE STORIES THAT I HAVE HEARD...

- OH, GOD. - I HAVE NEVER--

- WELL, LET'S TALK ABOUT "I'VE HEARD."

I'VE GOT A LOT OF "I'VE HEARD." - YEAH, GUESS WHAT.

BUT I'VE NEVER MENTIONED ANYTHING EVER.

- WELL, NOR HAVE I. - NO, YOU DID.

- WHEN?

- YOU BROUGHT UP THE TABLOIDS IN MY KITCHEN ON CAMERA,

AND I SAID TO YOU,

"CAN YOU PLEASE STOP DOING THAT?"

- YEAH, AND I TRIED-- - DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD

WANT ME TO BRING UP THINGS

THAT I'VE HEARD ABOUT YOU LIKE THAT

OR LIES THAT I'VE HEARD?

- WELL, WE'VE ALL HEARD LIES. - THAT WE KNOW?

NO, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU BRING IT UP,

WE'RE GIVING IT A PLATFORM.

AND NOW IT'S A WHOLE [bleep] SEASON

OF LIES ABOUT MY HUSBAND, WHO DOESN'T DESERVE IT.

- NO. - AND THAT'S WRONG.

SO AT LEAST ADMIT ONE THING YOU'VE DONE WRONG.

- KYLE, I-- - CAN YOU NOT SAY ONE THING?

- COMING UP... - THIS IS MY SISTER.

SHE HAS A LOVE FOR YOU THAT IS SO DIFFERENT

THAN ANY GIRL IN THIS ROOM, AND I'M TELLING YOU--

- SHE TURNED ON ME.

- AT LEAST ADMIT ONE THING YOU'VE DONE WRONG.

- KYLE, I-- - CAN YOU NOT SAY ONE THING?

- OH, MY GOD. - CAN YOU SAY ONE THING?

- KYLE, I WANTED TO DIMINISH IT.

I WANTED-- - NO.

- DIMINISHING IS NOT BRINGING IT UP, LISA.

- YOU BROUGHT IT UP EVERY SECOND.

- WELL, LET ME DIMINISH ALL THE [bleep]

I'VE HEARD ABOUT EVERYBODY IN THIS ROOM, THEN.

BRING IT ALL UP. SHOULD I DO THAT?

- KYLE, IT WAS IN THE TABLOIDS. - NO.

IT WASN'T ON TELEVISION, AND NOBODY WOULD'VE CARED.

- I'M NOT GONNA TALK BEHIND YOUR BACK.

- NO, BUT BY YOU SAYING "LET'S BRING IT UP,

SO WE CAN PUT IT TO BED,"

IT'S BRINGING IT TO THE SURFACE FOR EVERYBODY TO HEAR, LISA.

- YOU NEVER SAID TO ME IN PERSON,

"I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT BULL[bleep], WHAT LIES.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS."

- I SAID IT'S ABSOLUTE NONSENSE.

DON'T BELIEVE IT.

- YOU ASKED ME THE QUESTION

"WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU?" - YEAH.

- I JUST GAVE YOU AN ANSWER.

- I DID NOT--

- THAT IS ONE THING THAT HURT ME

AND TORMENTED ME

AND MADE IT A STORYLINE-- - BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU...

- THEN BRANDI DID SECOND.

- BRINGING UP MY "TABLOID STORY" EVERY FIVE SECONDS?

- YOU WERE TWEETING ABOUT THE THREE--

YOU WANT TO COMPARE--

YOU TWEETING AND JOKING ABOUT 3/4 OF AN EPISODE--

LIES ABOUT MY HUSBAND. - IN MY DEFENSE--NO.

- WHEN I HAVE SMALL CHILDREN THAT CAN TALK AT SCHOOL?

- DO YOU THINK I WANT SOMEBODY TO BE ON THE COVER

SAYING THERE'S A SEX TAPE ABOUT ME?

- NO.

- DO YOU KNOW HOW DAMAGING THAT IS?

- BUT I DIDN'T TALK ABOUT IT. YOU DID.

- LET'S ASK KIM KARDASHIAN HOW DAMAGING THAT IS.

IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL.

- HOLD ON. - FOR ME, IT IS.

- LISTEN TO ME. - YOU CAN'T COMPARE THE TWO.

- YEAH, WELL, MY HUSBAND WAS ACCUSED

OF FOOLING AROUND.

- YEAH, BUT I DIDN'T BRING IT UP ON CAMERA.

- IN THE SAME MAGAZINE.

- I NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP ON CAMERA.

- IT WASN'T WHEN WE WERE SHOOTING.

- I WOULDN'T DO THAT.

KYLE, I DIMINISHED IT. - BUT THE POINT IS,

CAN YOU NOT SAY THAT YOU DID ONE THING?

CAN YOU NOT EVER ONCE SAY,

"YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M SORRY. I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT"?

'CAUSE THAT'S ALL IT WOULD TAKE FOR ME.

- OKAY, I APOLOGIZE... - I GENUINELY LOVE YOU

AND CARED ABOUT YOU. - FOR BRINGING IT UP ON CAMERA.

- YOU WON'T ADMIT TO YOUR FAULTS.

- I PROMISE YOU--I APOLOGIZE FOR BRINGING IT UP ON CAMERA.

I PROMISE YOU, MY INTENTION WAS

TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT AND DIMINISH IT

AND GIVE IT NO CREDIBILITY. - NO.

- YOU WERE SO CLOSE WITH HER FOR SO LONG.

I--THIS IS MY SISTER.

SHE HAS A LOVE FOR YOU THAT IS SO DIFFERENT

THAN ANY GIRL IN THIS ROOM, AND I'M TELLING YOU...

- SHE TURNED ON ME. - WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING,

IT HURTS HER SO BADLY. - WHEN? WHEN?

LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT. LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT.

- I CANNOT GO BACK TO SEASON TWO.

- NO, YOU KNOW WHAT, I WANT TO,

BECAUSE I WAS MADE OUT TO BE SOMEBODY THAT I'M NOT AND--

- SEASON TWO? - YEAH.

LET'S GO. LET'S TALK ABOUT IT. - TAYLOR?

- OH, PREY ON THE WEAK.

- SITTING THERE, INDULGING TAYLOR--

- YOU WROTE IN YOUR BLOG, "I DON'T KNOW WHY KYLE--"

- ARE WE REALLY GOING BACK TO SEASON TWO?

- LET PEOPLE TALK, BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT THE TRUTH OUT THERE.

IN YOUR BLOG, YOU WROTE, "I DON'T KNOW

WHY KYLE CAN'T LET THE SILLY TABLOIDS GO."

YOU ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT MAYBE LISA PREYS ON THE WEAK.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE STRONGER WITH HER, THREE YEARS LATER.

- BUT WHEN YOU SAY-- - SO YOU DON'T LET ANYTHING GO.

BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO LET SOMETHING GO...

- NO, BUT WHEN YOU SAY--

- THAT COULD DAMAGE MY LIFE, MY HUSBAND, AND MY CHILDREN,

AND OUR BUSINESS? - WHY WOULD IT DAMAGE YOUR LIFE,

FOR GOD'S SAKE? - YOU MEAN, LIKE, ANTI-SEMITIC?

- YEAH, IT HURT THAT MUCH.

- WHY WOULD YOU-- - CARLTON, WE DEALT WITH THAT.

- I DON'T CARE. - GET OUT OF MY FACE.

- NO, BECAUSE THAT WILL DAMAGE MY FAMILY.

- THIS IS ABOUT LISA AND ME RIGHT NOW.

- BUT YOU ALREADY HAD-- - I'M DONE WITH YOU.

- YOU GUYS ALREADY TALKED ABOUT IT.

- LISA... - STAY OUT OF IT.

- MY POINT IS... - BUT YOU CAN PICK IT UP LATER.

THIS IS BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM.

- YOU WANT ME TO LET ALL THAT GO.

YOU DON'T LET ANYTHING GO.

- ME BRINGING UP, SAYING-- - IF YOU COULD LET THINGS GO,

GUESS WHAT--YOU AND I WOULD BE FINE RIGHT NOW,

'CAUSE I CAN LET THINGS GO.

AND I CARED ABOUT YOU ENOUGH TO SAY,

"HEY, I [bleep] UP."

YOU DO TOO, THOUGH, BUT YOU WON'T SAY THAT.

- I JUST SAID TO YOU-- - AND IF YOU CAN'T--

- DID YOU NOT HEAR IT? I APOLOGIZED.

- SHE SAID SHE WAS SORRY FOR BRINGING UP THE TABLOIDS.

- BUT TO BE HONEST... - SHE APOLOGIZED A FEW TIMES.

- I THOUGHT, OKAY, IT'S OUT THERE.

RATHER THAN EVERYBODY TALK BEHIND YOUR BACK,

IT'S OUT THERE. DIS--DIMINISH IT.

- AND YOU DON'T-- - DISCREDIT IT.

- AND SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE YOU.

- DON'T GIVE ANY CREDIBILITY TO THESE--

- SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING CRAFTY.

- I'M NOT BUYING THAT. - SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE YOU.

SO, BRANDI, ON YOUR HIKE WITH KYLE,

YOU INTIMATED THAT LISA HAD BEEN

PUTTING IDEAS INTO YOUR HEAD.

WHAT DID YOU MEAN?

- I FELT LIKE SOME OF THE THINGS

I'D SAID IN THE PAST--

- OH, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BLAME ME NOW.

- I'M NOT BLAMING YOU FOR ANYTHING.

- MY GOD, YOU ARE NOT... - IT'S MYSELF.

- SOMEBODY THAT YOU'D MANIPULATE.

SAME WAY WHEN YOU SAY I'M MANIPULATING HER.

YOU'RE STRONG WOMEN.

- YOU CAN MANIPULATE ANYONE. - OH, I LOVE THAT.

- ANYONE. - THANK YOU.

- ALL I'M SAYING-- - I'VE BEEN

A VERY GOOD FRIEND TO YOU.

- YES, AND YOU'VE BEEN

A VERY [bleep] FRIEND AT THE SAME TIME.

IT'S A DOUBLE-EDGED SWORD. IT'S--

I LOVE YOU, AND I FEEL LIKE YOU CHEATED ON ME

AND YOU'RE USING ME... - OH, YOU'VE BEEN...

- TO DEAL WITH SCHEANA. - A WONDERFUL FRIEND TO ME,

GANGING EVERYBODY UP.

- GANGING--ARE WE GANGING UP? - ROUNDING EVERYBODY UP, YEAH.

- BY THE WAY, I DIDN'T GANG UP. I JUST ASKED A QUESTION.

- WE'RE ALL TELLING THE TRUTH. - I'M NOT GONNA GANG UP.

- NO ONE'S GANGING UP. - I ASKED A QUESTION.

- IT WAS A GANG-UP. YES, IT WAS.

PUERTO RICO WAS A GANG-UP. IT WAS A GANG-UP.

I WAS THERE, AND IT WAS A GANG-UP.

- THE WHOLE THING WAS A TAKEDOWN RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING.

- THIS IS NOT A GANG-UP. - IT WAS, FROM THE BEGINNING.

FROM THE GET-GO. - EXACTLY.

- OKAY, WHEN WE'RE SITTING HERE TALKING,

I KEEP HEARING, YOU KNOW,

JOYCE IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD, GOING--

- YEAH, I WAS SAYING SHE'S GOING TO--

- CAN I NOT SPEAK, PLEASE? - YOU LOVE TO SPEAK

AND BE THE REFEREE, YOLANDA.

YOU LOVE TO PLAY THE DIRECTOR.

- YOU KNOW, SHE KEEPS SAYING--

OH, MY GOD.

DID YOU HEAR WHAT SHE JUST SAID?

- GO ON, NO, I WANT TO-- - CONTINUE.

- SHE'S--OH, MY GOD. IT'S JUST TOO FUNNY.

- I ACTUALLY THINK YOLANDA'S DOING A GOOD JOB

OF BOILING THINGS DOWN TONIGHT.

- SO--BUT WHAT I'M HEARING,

WHEN I'M SITTING HERE, LISTENING,

I FEEL THAT IT ALL-- IT SEEMS,

FROM THE OUTSIDE LOOKING IN,

PROBABLY, THAT IT-- A WHOLE BUNCH OF PEOPLE

GANGED UP AGAINST LISA, AND I JUST WANT TO ESTABLISH

THAT THAT'S REALLY NOT WHAT HAPPENED.

WHAT HAPPENED WAS-- - THAT'S HOW IT FELT.

- WELL, IT FELT LIKE ME WITH THE DREAM TEAM.

- BUT, KYLE--WAIT. BUT, GUYS, WAIT.

- YEAH. - KYLE HAS A FIVE-YEAR

RELATIONSHIP WITH LISA,

AND THEY HAVE THEIR ISSUES.

MY ISSUES WITH YOU--

I'M NOT FIGHTING THEIR FIGHT, OKAY?

I AGREE WITH AND NOT AGREE. - I ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE

YOU RESOLVED YOUR ISSUES WITH HER.

- I DID, SO I WOULD JUST WANT TO MAKE THAT VERY CLEAR,

BECAUSE THIS ONE IN THE BACK KEEPS SAYING,

LIKE, "OH, YOU ALL GANGED UP."

WE DIDN'T GANG UP.

- IT FELT LIKE IT. - THEY'RE ADULT WOMEN

THAT INDIVIDUALLY HAD A PROBLEM...

- I ASKED A QUESTION. - AND IT ALL CAME TOGETHER

AT THE SAME TIME. - I ASKED A QUESTION

I WANTED AN ANSWER TO. THAT WAS IT.

LISA, DO YOU FEEL I DID? - OKAY.

- NO. - I ASKED YOU A QUESTION.

- YEAH, BUT IT'S LIKE ONE COMES, THEN THE OTHER--

- WHAT YOU DO-- - I'M NOT ASKING YOU.

IS YOUR NAME LISA? - I WATCHED IT.

I WATCHED IT. - I DON'T CARE,

WITCHY [bleep] POO. BE QUIET. LISA...

- YOU ARE THE TYPE OF PERSON... - DO YOU--

- THAT THROWS A ROCK AND HIDES THE HAND.

- I'M NOT-- - YOU ARE.

YOU'RE THE BIGGEST [bleep]-STIRRER.

- I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU. BE QUIET.

- NO, NO, NO. - I WANT TO--

- EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS JUST, LIKE,

A SQUAWKING, DUMB NOISE MACHINE.

- YOU ARE JUST TRASH.

- OKAY, LET ME--

LET ME ASK YOU THIS.

KYLE, YOU AND LISA HAVE A YEARS-LONG FRIENDSHIP

THAT GOES BACK WAY BEFORE HERS WITH BRANDI.

AND I--

YOU KNOW, YOU'VE BEEN TWO FRIENDS

WHO HAVE BEEN ABLE TO GO OFF TRACK

AND THEN GET BACK ON TRACK.

- YEAH. - AND YOU HAVE SEEMED

TO REALLY CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER,

YOU KNOW, THROUGH THE YEARS.

WHERE DO YOU GO FROM HERE?

HOW DO YOU GET PAST IT?

- ALL I WANT AND ALL I CARE ABOUT IS,

LISTEN, SHE'S SAID THINGS.

I'VE DONE THINGS.

WE ALL HAVE TO EACH OTHER.

BUT, YOU KNOW, I HELD MYSELF ACCOUNTABLE.

I APOLOGIZED TO YOU.

I MADE A FOOL OUT OF MYSELF, BASICALLY, IN PARIS,

TRYING TO FIX THINGS WITH YOU,

CRYING TO YOU OFF CAMERA,

NOT ON, SAYING I FELT LIKE THERE WAS NO ROOM FOR ME,

THAT YOU WOULD NOT LET ME IN.

- I THOUGHT THE WHOLE THING WITH YOU RESOLVED

THAT LAST REUNION.

I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER. - OKAY, BUT THE POINT IS,

I MEAN, ALL I WOULD LIKE

IS FOR YOU TO HAVE SOME ACCOUNTABILITY AS WELL.

- OKAY, BUT NOT FOR PUTTING THE MAGAZINE IN THE BAG,

BECAUSE I DIDN'T DO IT.

SO I'M NOT GONNA APOLOGIZE FOR DOING SOMETHING I DIDN'T DO.

- OKAY, SO IS THERE ANYTHING YOU WILL TAKE

ACCOUNTABILITY FOR WITH KYLE?

- YES, I SAID I'M SORRY FOR BRINGING IT UP...

- OKAY. - IN FRONT OF PORTIA.

OR IN FRONT--ON THE-- - ON TV.

- I APPRECIATE THAT. - BUT TO BE HONEST,

I THOUGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S OUT THERE--

- NO, WE UNDERSTAND WHY YOU DID IT.

- YEAH. OKAY. - WE UNDERSTAND.

- OKAY. I SAID YEAH.

- OKAY. - THANK YOU.

- SO YOU APOLOGIZE FOR THAT. - YEAH.

- SO YOU WOULD LIKE--

YOU WOULD LIKE WHAT FROM KYLE?

- NOTHING.

- COMING UP...

- IF THERE WAS A FIRE BURNING

AND WE WERE BOTH IN IT, THERE'S SCHEANA

AND THERE'S ME, AND YOU COULD SAVE ONE PERSON,

YOU--WHO ARE YOU GONNA SAVE?

- SO YOU HAVE APOLOGIZED.

AND SO... - I ACCEPT.

- YOU ACCEPT HER APOLOGY.

- I ACCEPT THAT APOLOGY. - OKAY.

WAS THAT THE ONLY APOLOGY THAT YOU NEEDED FROM HER?

- I WILL TAKE THAT APOLOGY, AND I'M ACCEPTING THAT.

I MEAN, TO ME, THAT'S AT LEAST A STEP

IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION, SO--

- OKAY. I FEEL LIKE JIMMY CARTER.

[laughter] LET'S--LET'S MOVE ON

TO YOU AND BRANDI.

YOU GOT A FEW ISSUES HERE. OKAY?

YOU HAVE THE ISSUE OF SCHEANA, OKAY?

BRANDI SOMEHOW FEELS

THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT SCHEANA BEFORE--

- NOT TRUE AT ALL.

- OKAY. OKAY, LET ME ASK YOU THIS.

- YEAH. - IS THERE ANYTHING

RELATING TO SCHEANA

THAT YOU FEEL LIKE YOU WANT TO OWN

OR APOLOGIZE FOR?

- I SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT HER AT THE PARTY.

- I HAVE A DIFFERENT OUTLOOK... - THANK YOU.

- ON MARRIAGE THAN I USED TO.

- I AGREE. - THANKS PARTLY TO YOU.

- YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT HER AT THE PARTY.

- YEAH, I SHOULD'VE GIVEN HER THE HEADS-UP.

- I JUST FEEL LIKE, HOW CAN YOU BE BEST FRIENDS WITH ME?

AND I'D SEE YOU GUYS,

AND I JUST FEEL LIKE-- I FEEL LIKE I DON'T WANT

TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE THAT'S FRIENDS WITH THIS WOMAN.

- BUT SCHEANA'S NOT A FRIEND OF MINE.

THAT'S WHAT I DON'T--

- BUT YOU HELPED HER-- I WATCHED THE SHOW.

YOU LET HER DANCE IN BAD PANTYHOSE ON YOUR BAR.

YOU THREW HER A...

- OH, YEAH, BUT SHE'S PART... - ENGAGEMENT PARTY.

- OF THE VANDERPUMP RULES CAST,

THAT WAS AGREED BEFORE WE FOUND OUT,

BEFORE I KNEW YOU.

I MEAN, I'M NOT CHANGING THAT. I--

- BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE CL--

YOU DON'T HAVE TO HELP HER GET ENGAGED AND DO ALL--

I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING CHEATED ON

ALL OVER AGAIN WITH THE SAME WOMAN.

I--IT'S NOT FUN FOR ME.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

- IT'S LIKE THAT'S THE THING.

- BUT IT'S JUST ABOUT BEING ACKNOWLEDGED.

- THERE IS A FIRE BURNING... - I THINK THAT'S

THE BIGGER PICTURE. - AND WE ARE BOTH IN IT,

THERE'S SCHEANA, AND THERE'S ME,

AND YOU COULD SAVE ONE PERSON,

AND YOU'RE--YOU-- WHO ARE YOU GONNA SAVE?

- WELL, THAT'S A VERY DIFFICULT--COME ON.

- RIGHT, YEAH, IS IT? IS IT DIFFICULT?

- TO ANYBODY, I CAN'T SAY-- - ARE YOU KIDDING?

- I CAN'T-- NO, BUT, DARLING,

YOU CAN'T GIVE ME A HYPO-- A HYPOTHETICAL THING--

- OKAY, NO, YOU ANSWERED IT. THAT'S PERFECT.

- NO, DARLING, YOU CAN'T SAY TWO PEOPLE BURNING--

- CAN I HAVE A TISSUE, PLEASE?

- OH. - THAT'S HOW I FEEL.

- I KNOW, BUT THAT'S NOT-- - NO, THAT'S...

- I DON'T CARE. - A RIDICULOUS CONVERSATION.

THAT'S LIKE SAYING YOU AND HER.

IT'S LIKE SAYING ANY TWO PEOPLE.

- NO, IT'S NOT SAYING ME OR HER.

SHE'S YOUR FRIEND. SHE LOVES YOU.

I'M YOUR FRIEND. I LOVE YOU. SCHEANA'S YOUR WAITRESS.

- YES, BUT I WOULDN'T LET

ANY OF MY WAITRESSES BURN TO DEATH.

- IF WE HA-- [stammering]

- SHE WANTS YOU TO CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDSHIP WITH HER.

SHE FEELS LIKE YOU'RE--

- SCHEANA'S NOT A FRIEND TO ME. - UGH.

- NOT AT ALL. SHE ISN'T. SORRY.

SHE'S A WAITRESS, AND SHE'S ON THE SHOW.

- BUT I THINK WHAT'S IMPORTANT HERE IS...

- YEAH?

- YOU FEEL LIKE BRANDI HAS TURNED ON YOU.

- YEAH.

- SHE'S DISTANCED HERSELF. - YEAH.

- SHE'S CALLED YOU STRATEGIC, ALL THESE THINGS.

SHE'S SITTING HERE CRYING... - YEAH, YEAH.

- BECAUSE SHE SAYS SHE LOVES YOU.

- I'M SURPRISED TO HEAR THAT. - OKAY.

- I THOUGHT SHE HATED ME, SO TO EVEN SEE--

- I'VE BEEN ANGRY. I'VE BEEN JEALOUS.

I'VE BEEN HURT.

I'VE WONDERED ABOUT TRUSTING YOU.

- SO WHY DIDN'T YOU EVER COME TO ME AND TELL ME THAT?

- I DID, AND YOU HAVE... - YOU DIDN'T.

- AN ANSWER FOR EVERYTHING, JUST LIKE YOU DID NOW.

- I THINK WHAT YOU SHOULD DO IS,

SHE'S--SHE WAS CHEATED ON BY THIS--

- YEAH. - THIS GIRL PLAYED

A REALLY CRUCIAL ROLE IN DESTROYING HER MARRIAGE

AND BREAKING HER HEART.

- MY HUSBAND DESTROYED OUR MARRIAGE.

- RIGHT. - JUST BE CLEAR.

I'M VERY AWARE OF THAT.

- SHE WASN'T THE ONLY ONE. - OKAY.

- YEAH, EXACTLY, AND I-- YEAH.

- AND IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO FIGURE OUT

WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO ABOUT IT NOW,

BUT YOU AT LEAST NEED TO HEAR HER

AND ACKNOWLEDGE THAT.

- YEAH, I DO. - OKAY, SO TELL HER.

- YEAH, NO, I'M SORRY. I AM.

AND I-I REALLY WANTED TO KEEP YOU APART

ALL THE TIME, AND I KNOW WHEN SHE WAS PUT THERE,

I SHOULD'VE GIVEN YOU THE HEADS-UP.

- DO YOU TAKE-- - IT'S--I TAKE THE APOLOGY.

I JUST WISH-- I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU BE F--

I DON'T WANT--I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE FRIENDS WITH HER.

- BUT I'M NOT FRIENDS WITH HER. - YOU KNOW,

MY EX-HUSBAND CHEATED WITH LEANN,

AND MY BEST FRIEND WENT AND STARTED

HANGING OUT WITH LEANN, AND I SAID,

"YOU'RE DEAD TO ME."

I DON'T WANT--

- BUT I'M NOT FRIENDS WITH HER. - SO SHE--

- YOU'RE TAKING HER SHOPPING FOR HER BIRTHDAY,

BUYING HER THINGS--

- SHE'S ON THE SHOW. - SO--WELL--

- I DON'T KNOW HOW WE GET ROUND THAT.

- YOU'RE NOT NICE TO KRISTEN, AND KRISTEN'S--

- I CAN'T STAND KRISTEN. - OKAY.

SO YOU CAN'T STAND KRISTEN. - NO.

- SO THEN, TO HER POINT--

FINE, SHE'S A WAITER AT YOUR RESTAURANT.

SHE'S PART OF YOUR SHOW. - YEAH.

- THAT DOESN'T MEAN...

- WELL, BEING ON THE SHOW... - THAT YOU NEED

TO GO SHOPPING. - I KNOW HER MUCH MORE.

YEAH.

- BEING ON YOUR SHOW DOESN'T MEAN

THAT YOU HAVE TO GO SHOPPING WITH HER.

- BUT YOU'RE AN EXECUTIVE PRODUCER ON YOUR SHOW.

- MY GOD, AS THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER, I'M LIKE,

"CAN WE HAVE SEXY TITLES? CAN WE HAVE THIS?"

- RIGHT, NO, BUT YOU'RE IN CON--

YOU'RE IN CONTROL OF WHETHER YOU GO SHOPPING

WITH HER OR WHATEVER, I MEAN--

- WELL, NOT REALLY. - IF SHE'S THAT IMPORTANT,

YOU'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.

- BUT WHAT I'M SAYING IS--

- YOU KNOW, DON'T DECIDE RIGHT NOW.

- OKAY, SO THAT WAS IN THE PAST. - YEAH.

- SO WHAT I'M SAYING IS... - I CAN'T FIRE HER.

- IF YOU'RE--SHE'S NOT ASKING YOU TO FIRE HER.

- YEAH. - SHE'S SAYING--

- I'VE NEVER ONCE ASKED YOU TO FIRE HER, NEVER.

- SHE UNDERSTANDS THAT SHE'S A WAITER IN YOUR RESTAURANT.

- YEAH. - SHE'S SAYING,

MAYBE YOU DON'T HAVE TO, YOU KNOW,

BE SUCH A D-- MAYBE YOU CAN BE

MORE LIKE YOU ARE WITH KRISTEN WITH HER, IS WHAT--

I THINK WHAT SHE'S SAYING.

- YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A S-- I MEAN, AS A WOMAN

THAT WENT THROUGH INFIDELITY,

I MEAN, I COULD-- I COULDN'T BEAR SEEING

THAT WOMAN AROUND IN MY LIFE,

AND IT WOULD, FOR ME, ALSO BE A DEAL BREAKER.

SO--BUT, I MEAN, I THINK YOU GET IT.

AND I MEAN-- - SO DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

- I DO UNDERSTAND, BUT SHE STILL WORKS FOR ME.

- I'M FEELING JEALOUS, AND I'M FEELING LIKE,

OH, MY GOSH, THIS IS HAPPENING ALL OVER AGAIN.

IT JUST--IT BRINGS ME BACK TO A FUNKY PLACE.

IT'S NOT FUN.

AND YOU-- YOU'VE BEEN WITH ONE MAN

FOR A HUNDRED YEARS,

SO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

IT'S NOT FUN TO KEEP REMEMBERING THAT.

- DO YOU HEAR THAT? - MM.

YEAH. I SUPPOSE I'LL JUST HAVE TO DISTANCE

MYSELF FROM HER OR--OR--

I CAN'T CUT HER OUT OF--

- SO THEN, BRANDI, IS THERE ANYTHING

THAT YOU WANT TO COP TO

OR APOLOGIZE FOR TO LISA?

- YEAH, YOU KNOW, I WAS--

I--WHEN I SAW THE--

WHEN I SAW THE PUERTO RICO EPISODE,

I WASN'T READY TO TALK TO YOU ON THE BEACH.

I REALLY WASN'T, AND IT KIND OF JUMPED OFF,

AND I-I-- IT WAS HORRIBLE.

IT LOOKED VERY CATTY.

IT LOOKED LIKE ALL OF US SITTING.

YOU'RE BEHIND US.

I WAS LIKE, "THIS IS DISGUSTING."

- YEAH. - AND I'M SORRY.

- VERY HURTFUL. - BUT I CAN SAY I'M WRONG.

YOU CAN'T, AND THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN THE TWO OF US.

- IF I'M SO IMPERFECT,

AND YOU'VE GOT ALL THESE GRIEVANCES ABOUT ME,

WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND?

- NO ONE'S PERFECT, LISA.

- NO, BUT IF YOU KEEP SAYING, YOU'RE THIS, YOU'RE THIS,

YOU'RE THIS, YOU'RE THIS, THAT, AND THE OTHER--

- I--WHAT HAVE I SAID? - I DON'T KNOW.

- THAT YOU'RE STRATEGIC? - BUT YOU'RE SAYING

THAT "YOU'RE STRATEGIC, AND YOU ANSWER THIS, AND--"

- YOU'RE THE SMARTEST PERSON I KNOW,

AND YOU'RE STRATEGIC, AND YOU HURT MY FEELINGS.

- WELL, THEN-- - THAT'S HORRIBLE.

- A LOT OF THINGS HAVE BEEN SAID THAT HAVE BEEN HORRIBLE.

- YES, I AGREE.

ON MY HALF, LIKE, FOR ME TOO.

HASN'T BEEN FUN.

- NOT EVERYBODY,

WHEN THEY FIND A FLAW IN SOMEONE,

CUTS THEM OFF.

- I DIDN'T CUT THEM OFF. - I WAS CUT OFF.

- I DIDN'T CUT HER OFF. - NO, I'M NOT SAYING--

- SHE WAS JUST LIKE, "BACK OFF."

- I'M NOT SAYING YOU DID.

I'M SAYING SHE IS NOT CUTTING YOU OFF

BECAUSE SHE FINDS THESE THINGS THAT--

NONE OF US ARE PERFECT.

- AND KYLE AND I HAVE BEEN THROUGH IT.

- I TOLD YOU THAT BEFORE. I-I--

NO ONE'S PERFECT. I'LL--

- I DIDN'T THINK BRANDI WAS PERFECT EVER.

I'M NOT SAYING THAT. - WELL, THANK YOU.

- I'M JUST SAYING--WELL-- - [laughs]

- BRANDI, DO YOU THINK THERE IS HOPE

FOR YOU AND LISA?

- I-I DON'T KNOW. I HOPE SO.

I MEAN, I CARE ABOUT HER A TON.

I HOPE WE CAN-- I MEAN,

I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA HAPPEN RIGHT AWAY,

BUT I HOPE WE CAN, AT SOME POINT,

FIGURE IT OUT.

- YOU?

- I DON'T KNOW.

I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN REALLY HURT,

BUT I GUESS IT WILL TAKE TIME, YOU KNOW?

I'D LIKE TO THINK SO.

- COMING UP...

- IT SEEMS TO BE A BEAUTIFUL RELIGION.

- IT IS. - I DON'T THINK

THEY IDENTIFY WITH YOU WHATSOEVER,

WHAT YOU HAVE DONE.

- I DON'T THINK I COULD EVER LET YOU

BACK INTO MY LIFE.

- JOINING US NOW ARE OUR WONDERFUL HUSBANDS:

MAURICIO, KEN, AND MICHAEL.

AND THE GIGSTER.

- [laughs]

- GIGGY. - HI, GIGGY.

- YOU DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS COMING,

DID YOU? - I DIDN'T.

WHAT IS THIS OUTFIT GIGGY'S WEARING?

- IT'S HIS PILGRIM OUTFIT.

- OH, IT'S HIS PILGRIM OUTFIT.

VERY GOOD. - THE FEET.

- MICHAEL, YOU LOOK GREAT. DID YOU LOSE WEIGHT?

- YES, I DID. - HOW MUCH DID YOU LOSE?

- I'M NOT COUNTING EXACTLY, BUT I LEARNED ONE THING

ON THE HOUSEWIVES IS DON'T GO ON A SHOW LIKE THIS

IF YOU ARE NOT IN GOOD SHAPE. - REALLY?

VERY GOOD, WELL... - YOU LOOK GREAT.

- I'M IMPRESSED.

WHERE ARE-- WHERE'S DAVID TONIGHT?

- HE'S AT HIS JOB.

- HE'S AT HIS JOB? - YES.

- AND YOUR DAVID TOO? - IN NEW YORK.

- YEAH. OH, IN NEW YORK? - YEAH.

- WELL, WHEN IT COMES TO DRAMA,

SOME LADIES SAY THAT A HUSBAND

SHOULD BE SEEN AND NOT HEARD.

BUT ONCE AGAIN, OUR HUSBANDS

JUST COULDN'T ESCAPE THE FIREWORKS.

LET'S SEE WHY.

- YOU'RE SO STUPID.

- NO, NO, NO, DON'T CALL HER STUPID.

THE ONLY ONE THAT PROVED SO FAR YOU ARE STUPID IS YOU.

WHICH PLANET DO YOU LIVE ON?

I'M NOT JUST GONNA BE QUIET. THAT DOESN'T WORK FOR ME.

STOP YOUR LANGUAGE, BRANDI.

I MEAN IT. - [bleep] YOU, DUDE.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "[bleep] YOU, DUDE"?

- CARLTON WENT? - EVERYBODY BUT LISA.

- I'M SURE THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS

KIM HASN'T TURNED UP FOR.

- THAT'S KIND OF UNCALLED FOR, KEN.

- REALLY? - I'M PISSED.

I'M [bleep] PISSED.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO, AND I'M [bleep] PISSED.

- WHAT'S THE MATTER?

- I'M [bleep] MAD AT YOU.

- WELL, IT'S NOT-- NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.

- THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, KEN.

- WHAT? THAT'S MY WIFE. THIS IS BULL[bleep].

NOBODY TELLS ME WHO TO BE FRIENDS WITH AND WHO NOT TO BE.

- THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

THAT'S NOT THE POINT. - WHAT'S THE POINT THEN?

- WE'RE ALL IN A GROUP. - YOU HAVE TO EXPLAIN--

- AND YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T APPRECIATE

YOU TALKING TO ME THAT WAY.

- THIS IS A [bleep] SABOTAGE ATTACK.

- I JUST WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH. I WANT TO KNOW.

- JUST GONE OUT THERE AND PLANNED IT.

- YEAH, I SAW IT WITH YOU. - ALL FOUR OF YOU.

YOU ARE SO STUPID. - I SAW IT WITH YOU.

- THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE.

- I'M TIRED OF YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH.

YOU'RE A BIG, STUBBORN OLD MAN.

SHUT UP!

- WE'VE BEEN SET UP. WELL DONE.

- JUST DON'T LOSE IT WITH THEM.

- KIM IS LIKE A MANIAC. WHAT--

- IT'S A CONSTANT ATTACK. - HAS SHE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN?

- KEN, CAN YOU PLEASE STAY OUT OF THIS?

BECAUSE YOU INVOLVED IN THIS IS JUST SO PATHETIC.

AND, YOU KNOW, I DON'T APPRECIATE YOU BEING--

- IF YOUR HUSBAND WAS HERE-- - HE WOULD NOT GET INVOLVED.

- YOU WOULDN'T BE TALKING TO HER LIKE THAT.

- HE WOULD NOT-- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

- LET YOUR HUSBAND TELL ME THAT. - DON'T TOUCH ME.

DON'T TOUCH ME.

I'M A VERY INTELLIGENT WOMAN, AND I DON'T NEED TO BE CALLED

STUPID BY YOU. - YOU'RE NOT THAT INTELLIGENT.

- GOD.

- MAURICIO, YOU TWO WENT THROUGH A LOT THIS YEAR.

WHAT KIND OF TOLL DID THAT TAKE ON YOUR FAMILY?

- ACTUALLY, IT WAS ONE OF THESE THINGS

THAT PROBABLY MADE US, YOU KNOW, A LOT CLOSER.

- WE'VE NEVER BEEN FACED WITH SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

- YEAH. - I KNEW IT WAS A LIE.

AND I WAS STANDING BY MY HUSBAND 1,000%.

AND IT JUST MADE US, YOU KNOW, TALK ABOUT THAT

AND SIT DOWN WITH OUR KIDS AND TALK ABOUT, YOU KNOW,

WHAT CAN HAPPEN WHEN YOU'RE IN THE PUBLIC EYE,

AND WE HAD TALKED ABOUT THAT BEFORE WE SIGNED UP FOR THIS,

BUT HERE, IT WAS IN OUR FACE, AND THEY NEVER ONCE

EVEN GAVE IT A SECOND THOUGHT.

- KAYLEE FROM PROVO, UTAH, WANTS TO KNOW,

"SOME OF THE LADIES THOUGHT

"THAT CARLTON PUT A HEX ON MICHAEL.

"SO WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENED TO YOU

AFTER YOLANDA'S PAINTING PARTY?"

- I DID GET QUITE SICK FOR TWO DAYS.

- DID YOU BELIEVE THAT IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH CARLTON?

- AT THAT TIME, CLEARLY, I DID.

I MEAN, TODAY, I DIDN'T KNOW CARLTON THAT WELL BACK THEN.

I MET HER PROBABLY A COUPLE OF TIMES ONLY.

THE FIRST THING I KNEW IS I DON'T WANT

SOMEBODY, YOU KNOW, IN A GROUP OF FRIENDS

THAT WISHES ANYBODY HARM.

BUT AT THIS POINT, I BELIEVED IT.

AND I THINK PERHAPS I WOULD'VE BEEN SICK ANYWAY.

TODAY I REALLY THINK SHE'S--

YOU KNOW, DOES IT FOR SHOCK VALUE HERE.

AND PROBABLY I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE,

BUT WRITE A BOOK AT SOME POINT ABOUT IT

BECAUSE I TALK TO PEOPLE ABOUT WICCAN.

AND SO FAR, WHAT I'M LEARNING ABOUT WITCHES,

PERHAPS THE ONE POSITIVE OUTCOME IS

IT SEEMS TO BE A BEAUTIFUL RELIGION.

- IT IS. - I DON'T THINK THEY IDENTIFY

WITH YOU WHATSOEVER, WHAT YOU HAVE DONE.

- YEAH, WICCA IS A VERY POSITIVE RELIGION,

BUT WHEN I'M AROUND SOMEBODY CONSISTENTLY BEING GOADED

AND CHALLENGED AND COMPARING GODS,

WHICH I DON'T BRING UP,

AT SOME POINT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH.

- I NEVER CHALLENGED YOU.

- I'VE NOT CHALLENGED YOU AT ALL.

- I NEVER COMPARED YOUR GODDESS TO MY GOD.

- YOU DID. BUT YOU DID. - NO, I DIDN'T.

AT THE PAINTING PARTY, I SAID,

"SPELLS ONLY GET TO YOU IF YOU BELIEVE IN THEM"

WHEN BRANDI SAID THAT KYLE WAS AFRAID

YOU WERE GONNA PUT A SPELL ON HER.

THAT'S WHEN I SAID, "SPELLS ONLY GET TO YOU

IF YOU BELIEVE IN THEM."

- THAT WAS ALL JOKING

BETWEEN YOLANDA AND CARLTON AND MYSELF.

IT WAS A JOKING SITUATION.

- IT'S ALWAYS JOKING.

EVERYTHING IS JOKING WITH THIS GROUP.

WHAT--WHERE DO WE DRAW THE LINE OF A JOKE AND THE TRUTH?

- SO, MICHAEL, I HEARD YOU BROUGHT SOMEONE IN

TO BLESS YOUR HOUSE. - I DID, I DID.

- IS THAT RELATED AT ALL TO CARLTON?

- OH, YEAH. - YEAH.

- I WAS SERIOUSLY CONCERNED. - OH, YEAH.

- I MEAN, I WAS VERY SICK. - WE HAD A RABBI AND A PASTOR.

- RABBI AND A PASTOR.

- AND THEY--YOU KNOW, THEY CAME IN, AND HE BLESSED ME,

HE GAVE ME SOMETHING TO WEAR WITH ME THE WHOLE TIME.

- ARE YOU WEARING IT NOW? - NO, I DON'T, ACTUALLY.

- YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND HOW INSULTING YOU ARE.

I DON'T BRING UP RELIGION. I DON'T COMPARE RELIGIONS.

- YOU HAVE BROUGHT IT UP CONSTANTLY.

- NO, WITC--EXCUSE ME.

UNFORTUNATELY, IT'S IGNORANCE LIKE YOURS

THAT DOES WANT ME TO CLAM UP.

- MISSY FROM MEMPHIS SAID,

"HOW DID MAURICIO FEEL WATCHING KEN DEFEND HIM

AGAINST THE TABLOID RUMORS BUT LISA BEING UNSURE?"

- WELL, FIRST OF ALL, I WAS, YOU KNOW, HONORED

THAT KEN DEFENDED ME, AND I FELT LIKE I HAD A FRIEND,

AND I FELT LIKE SOMEBODY HAD MY BACK.

- YOU KNOW, THE THING THAT'S GONE DOWN THE PRESS,

I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE. I REALLY DON'T.

- OF COURSE IT'S NOT TRUE.

- WELL, YEAH. I DON'T KNOW.

- YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES YOU NEED YOUR PEOPLE

THAT, YOU KNOW, THAT KNOW YOU AND THAT,

YOU KNOW, TO STAND UP, BECAUSE IT'S VERY EASY

TO ALWAYS GO AGAINST,

YOU KNOW, SOMETHING AND JUST TO TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT.

YOU KNOW, YOU READ SOMETHING IN THE TABLOIDS,

AND YOU, LIKE, YOU'RE GONNA GO FOR THAT.

SO I, YOU KNOW,

I WAS VERY APPRECIATIVE OF THAT.

- I SAID THAT I DIDN'T BELIEVE THE TABLOIDS.

I SAID I BELIEVED THEM TO HAVE A HAPPY MARRIAGE.

IT WAS A BIGGER CONVERSATION.

YOU KNOW, BUT I SAID TO KEN,

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DO 24 HOURS A DAY."

IT WAS AN ANALOGY, YOU KNOW.

- NO, BUT I THINK THE COMMENT WHEN YOU SAID,

WHEN HE SAID, "WE KNOW IT'S NOT THE TRUTH."

AND YOU SAID, "WELL, WE DON'T KNOW FOR SURE."

- WELL, I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING FOR SURE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

- JUST PUTTING THAT OUT THERE AGAIN IS CASTING DOUBT.

- BUT THE BIGGER CONVERSATION WAS, "I DON'T BELIEVE IT,

AND I DON'T BELIEVE WHAT THE--" - BUT THAT DID STING.

- MEN ARE DIFFERENT. HE WAS MY BUDDY.

SO I'M GONNA SAY, "NO, HE DOESN'T DO IT."

- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE DOING IT.

[laughter]

- MAURICIO, WERE YOU UPSET THAT LISA BROUGHT UP

THE TABLOID RUMORS IN FRONT OF PORTIA?

- I WAS--YEAH, I DID NOT THINK THAT WAS COOL OF YOU.

I WAS DEFINITELY UPSET ABOUT THAT.

YOU KNOW, WE WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME.

WE WERE--LITERALLY, I WAS ABOUT TO TURN AROUND

AND GET OUT OF THERE, AND I THOUGHT THAT

WAS TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE. - OH, COME ON, MAURICIO.

THAT WAS A JOKE.

- WHATEVER. - IT WAS A SILLY, LITTLE JOKE.

- A JOKE IN FRONT OF A FIVE-YEAR-OLD?

- SHE WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT, THOUGH.

- GIVE ME A BREAK.

THERE ARE GOOD JOKES, AND THERE ARE BAD JOKES.

IF THAT WAS A JOKE, IT WAS A BAD JOKE.

- OKAY, MICHAEL, I KNOW YOU GOT A LOT OF FLAK

FOR THE WAY YOU SPOKE TO BRANDI AT SUR.

DO YOU STAND BY YOUR ACTIONS THAT NIGHT?

- YEAH, I DO.

IF THE PERSON YOU LOVE DEARLY IS GETTING ATTACKED,

THEN IT WAS JUST ENOUGH FOR ME, TO BE HONEST.

STILL, YOU KNOW, IN THAT SITUATION,

I THINK I DIDN'T RAISE MY VOICE TOO LOUD

OR CALLED HER TERRIBLE NAMES.

BUT IT WAS A TABLE AS WELL

WHERE EVERYBODY DEFENDED BRANDI.

SO IT WASN'T A SITUATION WHERE SHE WAS ALONE,

BUT SHE WAS DEFENDED BY EVERYBODY,

AND THE ONLY ONE THAT HAD NO DEFENSE ACTUALLY WAS MY WIFE.

BUT NEVERTHELESS, YOU KNOW, TO BE INSULTED AT A TABLE,

I'M NOT GONNA TOLERATE.

- "DONNA FROM FAIRFIELD, IOWA, SAID,

"HEY, KEN, HOW COULD YOU SAY

"YOUR HOUSEKEEPER HAS A PRIVILEGED LIFE?

IT'S BEVERLY HILLS, NOT DOWNTON ABBEY."

- BEFORE I ANSWER THAT QUESTION,

I JUST WANT TO SAY TO YOLANDA THAT I'M SORRY

FOR SAYING THAT YOU WERE ACTING STUPID.

AND I'D ALSO LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO KIM,

EVEN THOUGH I WAS REALLY ANNOYED,

THAT I MENTIONED THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN DRINKING.

THAT PROBABLY HURT YOU, AND I DON'T LIKE TO DO THAT.

NOW, ROSIA IS THE MOST PRIVILEGED HOUSEKEEPER...

- SHE IS.

- IN BEVERLY HILLS OR L.A. BECAUSE SHE GETS TO LOOK--

LOOK AFTER HIM ALL DAY LONG.

- SHE DOES HAVE A PRETTY GOOD JOB.

- SO I'D RATHER HAVE HER JOB THAN MINE.

- YOLANDA AND KIM, DO YOU ACCEPT KEN'S APOLOGY?

I KNOW THAT BOTH OF YOU WERE--

- YEAH, YOU KNOW, FOR ME, IT'S ALL ABOUT, YOU KNOW,

BEING HEARD AND BEING ACKNOWLEDGED,

AND, YEAH, OF COURSE I ACCEPT HIS APOLOGY.

YOU KNOW, I--

- BUT I ONLY REALLY APOLOGIZED

FOR WHEN I SAID THE STUPID COMMENT.

- YEAH. - KIM?

- I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY, DEFINITELY.

AND THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT, SO...

- BUT THEN AGAIN, NONE OF US ARE PERFECT,

AND WE ALL HAVE A BITCHY SIDE SOMETIMES--

- BELIEVE ME.

- AND, YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST PART OF LIFE.

- I'M GONNA BE 50 THIS YEAR. I'M GETTING OLD AND--

- YES, YOU ARE. - YOU KNOW, AND I'M MAKING--

[laughter]

I'M NOT THE SAME PERSON TODAY EITHER.

- IT MIGHT HAVE HURT YOU, WHAT I SAID,

BUT CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING CALLED A GRUMPY, OLD MAN

IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF VIEWERS?

IT'S NOT NICE.

- AT THE LAST PARTY, YOLANDA,

YOU MADE IT CLEAR THAT

KEN WAS NOT TO PUT HIS HANDS ON YOU.

DID YOU FEEL LIKE YOU WERE OVERREACTING AT ALL OR--

- NO. I JUST--YOU KNOW, OBVIOUSLY, KEN WAS, WHATEVER.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS GOING THROUGH.

BUT HE WAS JUST NOT HAPPY.

AND I REALLY FELT THAT

HE KIND OF CLUMPED ME IN WITH EVERYTHING THAT WAS GOING ON

WHILE I HADN'T EVEN HAD

A CONVERSATION WITH HIM ABOUT THIS.

AND, YOU KNOW, HE GRABBED MY ARM,

AND I DIDN'T LIKE IT. I MEAN, I--

TO ME, IT DOESN'T-- IT'S NOT RIGHT.

- I WAS TRYING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH MAURICIO,

AND YOU KEPT COMING INTO THE CONVERSATION.

AND ALL I SAID TO YOU WAS "STAY OUT."

AND IF YOU LOOK AT THE FOOTAGE,

MY HAND IS LIKE THIS WITH THE FINGER POINTING.

AND YOU TOUCHED MY HAND. - NO, NO, YOU GRABBED ME.

I WON'T LIE ABOUT THAT, KEN. - IT'S ON THE FOOTAGE.

- PLEASE. - I SAW IT LAST NIGHT.

- YEAH, AND I FELT IT. YOU KNOW, IT'S--I FELT IT.

- I CAN'T APOLOGIZE FOR SOMETHING I DIDN'T DO.

AND YOU WERE PUSHING YOURSELF INTO THE CONVERSATION,

AND I WANTED A CONVERSATION WITH MAURICIO.

- AS YOU FORCED--REINFORCED YOURSELF IN THE CONVERSATION

OVER AND OVER AGAIN AS WELL.

- KEN, YOU HAD SUCH A SWEET FRIENDSHIP

ON YOUR OWN WITH BRANDI,

AND YOU TWO HAD SUCH A CUTE RELATIONSHIP.

WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THE DISSOLUTION

OF LISA AND BRANDI'S RELATIONSHIP

AND YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH BRANDI?

- AS EVERYBODY KNOWS AND IT'S NOT EVEN IN CONTENTION,

WE WERE SO SUPPORTIVE OF BRANDI.

BRANDI DID A COUPLE OF THINGS THAT WE DIDN'T LIKE,

AND WE DECIDED TO PULL AWAY A LITTLE BIT.

AND WE DID BECAUSE WE DIDN'T FEEL THAT

THE RELATIONSHIP WAS GOING WHERE IT SHOULD GO.

- DO YOU THINK THAT YOU ALL WILL MEND FENCES WITH BRANDI?

DO YOU--CAN YOU LET HER BACK INTO YOUR LIFE?

- I DON'T THINK I COULD EVER LET YOU BACK INTO MY LIFE.

- OKAY. - I'M SORRY.

- YOU'RE A VERY FORGIVING PERSON, THOUGH, KEN.

- AND I FORGIVE EVERYBODY.

YOU KNOW, I JUST DON'T THINK I COULD.

SORRY.

- HE SAYS THAT NOW. YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

- I DON'T-- BUT I DON'T WANT BACK IN.

- YOU KNOW, BUT AT THE MOMENT, THAT'S HOW I FEEL.

- I'M NOT GONNA SAY-- I'M EMOTIONALLY EXHAUSTED.

CAN I HAVE A TISSUE, PLEASE? - YEAH.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY HE'S HURT WITH YOU?

- I UNDERSTAND THAT FOR EVERY ACTION

THERE'S AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION, SO YEAH.

WHEN I GET HURT, I STING BACK. THAT'S WHO I AM.

I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A FIGHTER.

YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU. [crying]

- I KNOW THAT,

BUT YOU HAVE SAID SOME AWFUL THINGS.

- IT'S NOT NICE TO BE DROPPED.

IT'S NOT, WHEN I'M IN A BAD SPACE,

YOU PULLED AWAY.

I NEED SOMEONE TO STAY.

[crying]

- OKAY, MAYBE I COULD LET YOU BACK IN.

[laughter]

I DON'T LIKE TO SEE A WOMAN CRY.

ANY WOMAN.

I'M CRYING NOW. - YOU MADE HER CRY.

- THAT IS CUTE.

- GO AND SAY YOU'RE SORRY.

- I CAN'T GO OVER THERE. MY HIPS HURT.

[laughter]

- AW. - ALL RIGHT.

ON THAT NOTE, WE'RE GONNA TAKE A BREAK.

THANKS, HUSBANDS.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

COMING UP...

- SEEING HER CRY MAKES ME CRY.

IT'S BEEN HARD.

- GOT SOME QUESTIONS.

LUCIA FROM TORRANCE, CALIFORNIA, SAID,

"JOYCE TOLD EVERYONE HER HUSBAND HAS A BIG PEE-PEE."

[laughter]

"CARLTON SAID DAVID IS HUNG LIKE A [bleep] DONKEY.

"DO THE GUYS CARE THAT THEIR WIVES TALK

ABOUT THEIR PACKAGES LIKE THAT?"

- WELL, LISTEN.

[laughter]

IT'S PROBABLY NOT THE WORST REPUTATION ON THE PLANET.

- SEE, I WOULD BE TELLING EVERYBODY IT'S TINY,

SO NOBODY WOULD WANT IT. - DON'T GIVE HER THESE IDEAS.

- YOU SAID, "TELL PEOPLE IT'S LITTLE."

- DON'T GIVE HER THESE IDEAS, LISA.

- YEAH. SORRY. [all laughing]

- WELCOME BACK TO THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS.

I'M ANDY COHEN.

WHAT A SEASON IT'S BEEN.

JOYCE, HAPPY IT'S IN THE REARVIEW MIRROR?

- I THINK IT WAS FUN OVERALL.

I MEAN, I MET SOME GREAT FRIENDS

THAT I KNOW WILL BE IN MY LIFE FOREVER,

AND I MET SOME PEOPLE THAT I WAS SAD

TO DISCOVER THEY'RE BACKSTABBERS.

BUT OVERALL, IT WAS A GOOD EXPERIENCE.

- CARLTON? - I THINK MY EXPERIENCE

WAS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED.

IT WAS THE CHALLENGE I DESIRED,

AND I DON'T HAVE ANY REGRETS.

I MAY HAVE MADE A COUPLE OF MISTAKES,

BUT I DEFINITELY DON'T HAVE ANY REGRETS.

- KIM?

- ANDY, I JUST HAD ANOTHER GREAT YEAR.

AND THE RELATIONSHIP THAT MY SISTER AND I HAVE TODAY,

MY FRIENDSHIP WITH BRANDI JUST CONTINUES TO GROW.

YOLANDA AND I HAVE GOTTEN CLOSER.

I MADE A NEW FRIEND WITH JOYCE AND CARLTON.

AND LISA AND I ARE ON OUR WAY BACK, I HOPE,

TO A NICE FRIENDSHIP, AND I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU.

- [laughs] - AND I STILL LOVE TURTLES.

AND I LOVE MY DOG AND MY FAMILY AND...

I LOVE LIFE. - VERY NICE. VERY NICE.

- YOLANDA, ALONG WITH YOUR NEW HAIRCUT,

YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE A POTENTIAL FOR A GREAT, HEALTHY NEW YEAR.

IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE ON THE REBOUND.

- YOU KNOW, I REALIZED AND I'VE LEARNED IN THE LAST TWO YEARS

THAT AT THE END OF THE DAY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING

IS THAT WE'RE HEALTHY.

WITHOUT OUR HEALTH, YOU KNOW, NONE OF THIS REALLY MATTERS.

SO YES, I'M VERY BLESSED.

- BRANDI, HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

- I'M JUST EMOTIONALLY EXHAUSTED.

- DO YOU FEEL HOPEFUL AND SAD?

- YEAH, I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO CRY ANYMORE, SO...

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ANYMORE.

- THEN THAT MEANS YOU'RE STILL PRETTY UPSET.

- IT'S NOT UPSETTING.

IT'S JUST LIKE KEN JUST WENT OVER AND GAVE ME A HUG,

AND IT MADE MY NIGHT, YOU KNOW.

THAT'S ALL.

- LISA, YOU CAME IN FEELING ISOLATED.

- YEAH.

I DON'T KNOW. IT'S BEEN A STRESSFUL YEAR FOR ME TOO.

SEEING HER CRY MAKES ME CRY.

IT'S BEEN HARD.

- YOU CAME IN FEELING REALLY HURT BY,

YOU KNOW-- BY A LOT OF THE WOMEN AND--

- YEAH, I FELT SO HURT. YEAH.

- ARE YOU SURPRISED

BY THE LEVEL OF EMOTION THAT THEY HAVE TOWARDS YOU AS WELL?

- YEAH, AND I LOVED MEETING JOYCE.

I STARTED OFF ON A REALLY BAD PLACE WITH HER,

BUT IT KIND OF GOT BETTER,

AND CARLTON, SO I'M HAPPY FOR THAT.

JUST, YOU KNOW,

I THINK THEY'RE ALL AMAZING WOMEN, REALLY.

JUST INDIVIDUALLY,

SOMETIMES SOME OF THEM JUST DON'T GO TOGETHER.

- [chuckling]

- ANYWAYS, CHEERS TO THAT. - UM, KYLE?

- WELL, THIS SEASON STARTED OUT,

I THOUGHT WOULD MAYBE BE MY LEAST FAVORITE EVER.

AND OBVIOUSLY, CARLTON AND I DIDN'T DO WELL.

SO--BUT I'VE ALWAYS CARED ABOUT LISA,

AND I'M VERY HOPEFUL.

AND I FEEL LIKE, YOU KNOW, COMING HERE TODAY

AND ALL OF US TALKING LIKE THIS, WE CAN HOPEFULLY END UP

IN A BETTER PLACE AND--

- WE PROBABLY WISH WE WOULD'VE DONE THAT SIX MONTHS AGO.

RIGHT? - YEAH, RIGHT.

- YEAH, BUT--

- KYLE, WHAT'S MAURICIO'S TOAST?

- OH.

- ARRIBA.

ABAJO... - PARA EL CENTRO, PA' DENTRO.

- VERY GOOD. - YEAH.

- I GOT IT RIGHT. - WHOO-HOO.

- [laughs] - THAT'S AMAZING.

- I SPILLED A LITTLE BIT ON MYSELF.

- CHEERS. [glasses clinking]

- CHEERS, CHEERS. - FRIENDSHIPS.

- FRIENDSHIP. - FOR FRIENDSHIPS.