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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,300 --> 00:00:04,600 - TONIGHT... 2 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:05,700 - YOU'RE A LIAR AND YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE. 3 00:00:05,700 --> 00:00:06,870 AND YOU'RE A PHONY AND A FRAUD. 4 00:00:06,867 --> 00:00:07,867 - AND YOU'RE A BIGOT. 5 00:00:07,867 --> 00:00:09,527 - THE REUNION CONTINUES. 6 00:00:09,533 --> 00:00:11,533 - IT'S HARD 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE FAMILY IN LOS ANGELES, 7 00:00:11,533 --> 00:00:14,633 SO, LIKE, LISA AND KEN WERE KIND OF LIKE MY FAMILY. 8 00:00:14,633 --> 00:00:17,133 - TREATING PEOPLE BAD IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR IT. 9 00:00:17,133 --> 00:00:19,003 - IT'S NOT, BUT YOU SHOULD TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE COMPASSION-- 10 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,700 - I DO HAVE EMPATHY IF SHE-- 11 00:00:20,700 --> 00:00:22,070 - NO, WELL, YOU HAVEN'T SHOWN IT. 12 00:00:22,066 --> 00:00:25,666 - I MISSED A HUGE CHUNK OF MY [bleep] LIFE... 13 00:00:25,667 --> 00:00:27,267 - OKAY, BUT THAT'S NOT-- - AND MY CHILDREN'S LIVES, 14 00:00:27,266 --> 00:00:30,496 AND I'M SORRY IF I MISSED A PARTY OR TWO. 15 00:00:30,500 --> 00:00:33,570 - I THINK THAT BRANDI, AT TIMES, TAKES IT TOO FAR. 16 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:34,797 SHE SAYS THAT HERSELF. 17 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:37,030 - I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE CALLED PAPARAZZI. 18 00:00:37,033 --> 00:00:38,803 - HA! 19 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:40,270 OH, MY GOD. 20 00:00:40,266 --> 00:00:42,926 - I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO YOU TRASH MY HUSBAND. 21 00:00:42,934 --> 00:00:44,534 STOP TALKING [bleep] BEHIND HIS BACK 22 00:00:44,533 --> 00:00:46,533 WHEN HE'S NOT HERE. 23 00:00:51,066 --> 00:00:52,596 - IT IS PART TWO 24 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:54,770 OF THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION. 25 00:00:54,767 --> 00:00:56,497 I'M ANDY COHEN. 26 00:00:56,500 --> 00:00:57,630 IN BEVERLY HILLS, 27 00:00:57,633 --> 00:01:00,603 THE PLASTIC SURGEONS USUALLY GET THE CREDIT 28 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,100 FOR WOMEN LOOKING YOUNG, 29 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:03,600 BUT THERE'S NO SUBSTITUTE 30 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:06,670 FOR GOOD OLD-FASHIONED DIET AND EXERCISE. 31 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:08,027 LET'S TAKE A LOOK. 32 00:01:08,033 --> 00:01:11,873 - I HATE, HATE, HATE EXERCISE. 33 00:01:11,867 --> 00:01:13,927 - PUMP IT IN, IN, IN, IN. 34 00:01:13,934 --> 00:01:15,204 COME ON. - I CAN DO A CHICKEN. 35 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,470 [laughter] 36 00:01:16,467 --> 00:01:18,727 - BUT I HAVE TO DO IT BECAUSE I'M OLD. 37 00:01:18,734 --> 00:01:20,434 WELL, STAND UP AND DO IT. 38 00:01:20,433 --> 00:01:21,903 - NO, I'M GOOD HERE. 39 00:01:21,900 --> 00:01:24,900 - IT'S HARD TO EXERCISE SIX DAYS A WEEK, 40 00:01:24,900 --> 00:01:27,100 AND IT'S HARD TO NOT EAT ANY SUGAR. 41 00:01:27,100 --> 00:01:29,170 NO, THAT'S TOO BIG. HALF OF THAT. 42 00:01:29,166 --> 00:01:31,166 AND IT'S HARD TO HAVE TO EAT SALAD EVERY DAY. 43 00:01:31,166 --> 00:01:32,496 CHILD ABUSE. 44 00:01:32,500 --> 00:01:33,800 I'M ON A DIET, SO I'M ONLY DOING-- 45 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:35,100 - REALLY? NOT EVEN-- 46 00:01:35,100 --> 00:01:36,100 - LET ME JUST SMELL IT. 47 00:01:36,100 --> 00:01:37,170 - AND THAT--TOUCH. 48 00:01:37,166 --> 00:01:39,496 - OH. 49 00:01:39,500 --> 00:01:41,170 BUT NOW YOU SEE HOW IT PAYS OFF. - YEAH. 50 00:01:41,166 --> 00:01:42,526 - [screams] 51 00:01:42,533 --> 00:01:44,833 OH, MY GOD, LISA LOOKS SO HOT. 52 00:01:44,834 --> 00:01:46,934 - SHE'S GOT THAT, LIKE, JESSICA RABBIT FIGURE. 53 00:01:46,934 --> 00:01:49,604 TINY WAIST, BOOBS, BOOTY. - AND THE BUTT. 54 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:52,630 - OH, YES. - DOESN'T THAT FEEL NICE? 55 00:01:52,633 --> 00:01:55,033 - 'CAUSE YOUR ASS IS HOLDING YOU UP. 56 00:01:55,033 --> 00:01:56,873 - SHE HAS A GREAT BUTT. 57 00:01:56,867 --> 00:01:59,827 - THIS IS WHERE YOU GRAB MY ASS, LIKE THIS, 58 00:01:59,834 --> 00:02:01,034 AND THEN I GO BACK LIKE THIS. 59 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:02,733 [groans] OKAY. 60 00:02:02,734 --> 00:02:03,774 - KIM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 61 00:02:03,767 --> 00:02:05,397 MOVING TO PALM SPRINGS? 62 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:06,500 - OH, THAT'S MY JUICER. 63 00:02:06,500 --> 00:02:08,000 - KIM, YOU DID NOT BRING A JUICER. 64 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,400 - JUICE. 65 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:11,100 - THIS MAY NOT BE FLATTERING ON THE BUTT, THOUGH. 66 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:13,800 - YOU'RE ALWAYS COMPLAINING TO ME ABOUT YOUR BODY DYSMORPHIA, 67 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,770 BUT--WELL, I'M CALLING IT BODY DYSMORPHIA-- 68 00:02:15,767 --> 00:02:17,827 BUT YOU'RE LOOKING SO GOOD. - OH, THANK YOU. 69 00:02:17,834 --> 00:02:19,104 - 15 REVERSE LUNGES. 70 00:02:19,100 --> 00:02:20,770 SO I WANT YOU TO DRIVE THAT BACK KNEE DOWN 71 00:02:20,767 --> 00:02:21,997 TOWARD THE GROUND. 72 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:23,670 - I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ONE OF THOSE GIRLS 73 00:02:23,667 --> 00:02:26,827 THAT EATS AND DOESN'T WORK OUT AND...I'M LUCKY. 74 00:02:26,834 --> 00:02:28,504 OKAY, AND WE'RE DONE. LET'S GO EAT SOME CAKE. 75 00:02:28,500 --> 00:02:30,470 - NO. 76 00:02:30,467 --> 00:02:32,867 - JUST WAIT UNTIL YOUR METABOLISM SLOWS DOWN. 77 00:02:32,867 --> 00:02:35,327 - KIM, YOU BROUGHT YOUR JUICER TO PALM SPRINGS? 78 00:02:35,333 --> 00:02:37,433 - YES, I DID. 79 00:02:37,433 --> 00:02:39,873 - DID YOU THINK YOU COULDN'T GET JUICE THERE? 80 00:02:39,867 --> 00:02:42,627 - SO I BROUGHT MY JUICER SO I COULD DO MY PINEAPPLE, 81 00:02:42,633 --> 00:02:46,033 MY GREEN AND ORANGE MELON, AND MY GRAPEFRUITS. 82 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:48,103 - VERY GOOD. - AND I TAKE IT A LOT OF PLACES. 83 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:50,030 SO DON'T THINK I JUST BROUGHT IT ON THAT TRIP. 84 00:02:50,033 --> 00:02:52,933 - OKAY, DID YOU BRING YOUR JUICER TONIGHT TO MY HOUSE? 85 00:02:52,934 --> 00:02:54,704 - NO, BUT IF I WAS GONNA BE HERE TILL TOMORROW, 86 00:02:54,700 --> 00:02:56,330 IT WOULD DEFINITELY HAVE BEEN IN MY BAG. 87 00:02:56,333 --> 00:02:58,303 - NATALIE FROM MESQUITE, NEVADA, SAID, 88 00:02:58,300 --> 00:02:59,730 "WOW, YOU LADIES ARE IN GREAT SHAPE, 89 00:02:59,734 --> 00:03:02,534 "BUT I CAN NEVER TELL IF IT'S BECAUSE OF PLASTIC SURGERY 90 00:03:02,533 --> 00:03:04,503 "OR IF IT'S AU NATUREL. 91 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:07,630 HAS ANYONE HAD ANYTHING DONE RECENTLY?" 92 00:03:07,633 --> 00:03:08,973 - I DO BOTOX, NOT FILLERS. 93 00:03:08,967 --> 00:03:10,997 AS I SAID TO BRANDI, "I DON'T DO FILLERS." 94 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:13,570 SHE GOES, "I CAN TELL." [both laugh] 95 00:03:13,567 --> 00:03:14,797 - I WAS TRYING TO HELP HER. - I DON'T DO FILLER ON MY FACE. 96 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,470 - BRANDI, DO YOU DO-- YOU DO FILLERS. 97 00:03:16,467 --> 00:03:18,397 - YEAH, AND I'VE OVERDONE IT, AND I'M LIKE, 98 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,370 "WHOA, WHAT HAPPENED?" 99 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:22,297 BUT I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A FACE LIFT. 100 00:03:22,300 --> 00:03:23,600 I DON'T WANT TO END UP 101 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:27,430 LIKE THAT GIRL THAT GOT FIRED LAST YEAR. 102 00:03:27,433 --> 00:03:28,573 I JUST DON'T. 103 00:03:28,567 --> 00:03:29,727 - BRANDI, I WILL SAY 104 00:03:29,734 --> 00:03:32,574 YOUR CHEEKS ARE GETTING BIGGER 105 00:03:32,567 --> 00:03:33,667 EVERY TIME I SEE YOU. 106 00:03:33,667 --> 00:03:34,797 - THEY'RE NOT. - THEY'RE NOT? 107 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:35,870 - THEY'RE NOT. I SWEAR. 108 00:03:35,867 --> 00:03:37,027 - YOU LOOK DIFFERENT. 109 00:03:37,033 --> 00:03:39,573 - I LOOK DIFFERENT RIGHT NOW? - YES, YOU DO. 110 00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:42,267 - OKAY, I DON'T-- I HAVE RED LIPSTICK ON. 111 00:03:42,266 --> 00:03:43,666 - OKAY. 112 00:03:43,667 --> 00:03:46,427 - MY CHEEKS--YOU CAN FEEL THEM. I MEAN, THEY'RE MY CHEEKS. 113 00:03:46,433 --> 00:03:48,303 I HAVE--FEEL. 114 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:49,300 - THEY FEEL GOOD. - I DON'T KNOW. 115 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:50,700 I MEAN, I HAVE A ZIT OVER HERE. 116 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:51,770 - OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 117 00:03:51,767 --> 00:03:52,967 - EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT MY CHEEKS. 118 00:03:52,967 --> 00:03:54,297 IT DRIVES ME NUTS. 119 00:03:54,300 --> 00:03:56,400 - VERONICA FROM EWING, NEW JERSEY, SAID, 120 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,370 "JOYCE, IN YOUR OPENING LINE, YOU SAY, 121 00:03:58,367 --> 00:04:01,297 "'YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO YOUNG OR TOO THIN.' 122 00:04:01,300 --> 00:04:03,870 "WOMEN HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS WITH EATING DISORDERS. 123 00:04:03,867 --> 00:04:06,767 WHY WOULD YOU KEEP PERPETUATING THAT YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO THIN?" 124 00:04:06,767 --> 00:04:09,197 - OF COURSE I THINK YOU CAN BE TOO YOUNG, I'M A MOTHER. 125 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,400 AND OF COURSE I THINK YOU CAN BE TOO THIN. 126 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:13,370 I WAS BULLIED FOR BEING TOO SKINNY. 127 00:04:13,367 --> 00:04:15,797 MY TAGLINE OF CHOICE WAS, "BEAUTY'S ONLY SKIN-DEEP. 128 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,470 IT'S WHAT'S IN YOUR HEART THAT MATTERS." 129 00:04:17,467 --> 00:04:20,727 AND I WISH IT WOULD'VE BEEN THAT, BUT IT WASN'T. 130 00:04:20,734 --> 00:04:22,274 - OKAY, I WANT TO SWITCH GEARS. 131 00:04:22,266 --> 00:04:26,296 CARLTON, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR "WITCHCRAFT," 132 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:30,430 BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE OTHER WOMEN HERE BELIEVE 133 00:04:30,433 --> 00:04:33,203 THAT YOU HAVE HEXED THEM. 134 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:35,830 - OKAY, WELL, THAT'S INACCURATE, BUT ANYWAY... 135 00:04:35,834 --> 00:04:38,674 - WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO PRACTICE WITCHCRAFT? 136 00:04:38,667 --> 00:04:39,897 - JUST SHOW US, COME ON. - THANK YOU. 137 00:04:39,900 --> 00:04:42,330 - DO SOMETHING. - LET ME GET MY CAULDRON. 138 00:04:42,333 --> 00:04:44,703 NO, I PRACTICE WITCHCRAFT, 139 00:04:44,700 --> 00:04:48,300 WHICH IS--BASICALLY, IT'S ABOUT HARNESSING NATURE'S ENERGIES, 140 00:04:48,300 --> 00:04:50,500 ANYTHING THAT NATURE HAS TO OFFER 141 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:52,570 THAT HAS, YOU KNOW, HAS A VIBRATION, 142 00:04:52,567 --> 00:04:54,127 AND THAT'S WHAT I USE. 143 00:04:54,133 --> 00:04:55,473 - SO WHEN YOU HARNESS THE ENERGIES... 144 00:04:55,467 --> 00:04:57,397 - YES. - WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THEM? 145 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:00,330 - IT'S TO AFFECT A NEEDED POSITIVE CHANGE. 146 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:01,773 - WHAT IS DARK MAGIC? 147 00:05:01,767 --> 00:05:06,297 - MY FAMILY SITUATION-- SO, I GREW UP IN A TOUGH HOME, 148 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:11,900 AND MY WAY OF ESCAPE WAS THROUGH WHAT I PRACTICED, 149 00:05:11,900 --> 00:05:13,870 AND THAT WASN'T SOMETHING THAT I FELL INTO. 150 00:05:13,867 --> 00:05:18,127 IT WAS SOMETHING THAT HAD BEEN AROUND ME AS A LITTLE GIRL, 151 00:05:18,133 --> 00:05:20,703 AND WHEN MY MOM MARRIED MY STEPFATHER, 152 00:05:20,700 --> 00:05:22,130 THAT WAS MY ESCAPE. 153 00:05:22,133 --> 00:05:24,373 SO, YEAH, IT WOULD BE CONSIDERED THAT IT WAS DARK, 154 00:05:24,367 --> 00:05:26,497 BUT IT WAS ALSO A VERY DARK PERIOD 155 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:29,170 OF MY YOUNGER YEARS. 156 00:05:29,166 --> 00:05:31,826 AND ONCE MY MOM DIVORCED HIM, 157 00:05:31,834 --> 00:05:33,434 EVERYTHING SHIFTED. 158 00:05:33,433 --> 00:05:35,233 - WELL, KYLE MAY HAVE STARRED 159 00:05:35,233 --> 00:05:38,303 IN ONE OF CARLTON'S FAVORITE MOVIES, HALLOWEEN, 160 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:41,470 BUT BETWEEN BEE MURDER, RELIGIOUS QUESTIONING, 161 00:05:41,467 --> 00:05:43,367 AND GIFTS SPURNED, 162 00:05:43,367 --> 00:05:46,627 CARLTON WAS NOT HER NUMBER ONE FAN. 163 00:05:46,633 --> 00:05:47,773 TAKE A LOOK. 164 00:05:47,767 --> 00:05:51,697 - I SAW THIS BIRD FLY INTO THE LIVING ROOM 165 00:05:51,700 --> 00:05:52,800 WHERE WE WERE SITTING, 166 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:55,370 AND THE CAT WENT FOR IT, AND-- 167 00:05:55,367 --> 00:05:57,527 - I'M GONNA OPEN THE WINE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 168 00:05:57,533 --> 00:05:59,633 SHARON, YOU WANT WHITE WINE OR RED? 169 00:05:59,633 --> 00:06:01,233 - I DIDN'T APPRECIATE THAT. 170 00:06:01,233 --> 00:06:02,633 I DON'T CARE IF SHE WAS BORED TO DEATH. 171 00:06:02,633 --> 00:06:04,133 IT WAS RUDE. 172 00:06:04,133 --> 00:06:05,273 - OH, MY GOD, THERE'S A BEE. 173 00:06:05,266 --> 00:06:07,196 SHARON, KILL IT FOR ME IF YOU LOVE ME. 174 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,570 - [gasps] 175 00:06:09,567 --> 00:06:10,567 NO! 176 00:06:10,567 --> 00:06:12,067 - SORRY, I'M ALLERGIC. 177 00:06:12,066 --> 00:06:13,296 - DON'T LIFT IT UP. - BUT DON'T KILL IT. 178 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:15,700 - OH, WELL. - THIS IS [bleep] UP. 179 00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:18,030 WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A AWFUL THING? 180 00:06:18,033 --> 00:06:19,033 - [snorts] 181 00:06:19,033 --> 00:06:20,373 [laughter] 182 00:06:20,367 --> 00:06:22,767 - I'M A BEE MURDER ACCOMPLICE. 183 00:06:22,767 --> 00:06:25,467 [laughing] 184 00:06:25,467 --> 00:06:27,497 [snorts] 185 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:28,730 - WHEN I MET YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME 186 00:06:28,734 --> 00:06:30,074 AT THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE, 187 00:06:30,066 --> 00:06:31,696 YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT LISA'S NIPPLE. 188 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:32,770 THAT DIDN'T SIT WELL WITH ME 189 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:35,427 BECAUSE I THINK THAT LISA'S YOUR FRIEND. 190 00:06:35,433 --> 00:06:37,033 - THERE'S A MEXICAN EXPRESSION 191 00:06:37,033 --> 00:06:38,473 WHEN SOMEONE'S LOOKING FOR A PROBLEM. 192 00:06:38,467 --> 00:06:40,667 CARLTON IS LOOKING FOR TITS ON AN ANT. 193 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:42,427 CAN I JUST PEEK AT THAT? - YES. IT'S NOT DONE. 194 00:06:42,433 --> 00:06:45,173 - IS THAT A JEWISH STAR? - REALLY? 195 00:06:45,166 --> 00:06:47,226 - WAIT A MINUTE. - ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME? 196 00:06:47,233 --> 00:06:49,233 FOR SOMEBODY WHO'S JEWISH, 197 00:06:49,233 --> 00:06:52,273 YOU THOUGHT THE STAR ON THE BACK OF MY NECK WAS A JEWISH STAR 198 00:06:52,266 --> 00:06:53,526 WHEN YOU KNOW I'M BLOODY WICCA? 199 00:06:53,533 --> 00:06:55,373 SO PLEASE--BULL[bleep]. 200 00:06:55,367 --> 00:06:57,167 - I COULDN'T SEE THE WHOLE THING, 201 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:58,626 AND THERE'S CONFESSIONALS IN HER HOUSE, 202 00:06:58,633 --> 00:07:00,373 AND THERE'S CROSSES, AND SHE'S A WICCAN. 203 00:07:00,367 --> 00:07:02,497 MAYBE SHE HAS A JEWISH STAR. WHAT DO I KNOW? 204 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:03,730 AND YOU KNOW WHAT? AND YOU SAID TO ME, 205 00:07:03,734 --> 00:07:06,434 "ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME? I HAVE A JEWISH STAR?" 206 00:07:06,433 --> 00:07:08,433 OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE ANTI-SEMITIC. 207 00:07:08,433 --> 00:07:11,003 - SEE? OH, AND THERE IT IS. 208 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:13,300 OF COURSE. AND THAT'S WHAT YOU DO, 209 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:15,300 AND YOU JUST PROVED IT. 210 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:16,600 YOU LABEL. 211 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:18,470 THERE'S NOTHING ANTI-SEMITIC ABOUT ME, 212 00:07:18,467 --> 00:07:20,327 AND DON'T YOU [bleep] DARE GO THERE. 213 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:22,333 DON'T YOU [bleep] DARE. 214 00:07:22,333 --> 00:07:25,033 NO. 215 00:07:25,033 --> 00:07:26,673 - OKAY, LOVELY. 216 00:07:26,667 --> 00:07:30,527 SO YOU SAY THAT YOU CAME IN LOOKING FOR TITS ON AN ANT. 217 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:33,173 YOU THOUGHT THAT SHE HAD PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS ABOUT YOU. 218 00:07:33,166 --> 00:07:35,626 - ABSOLUTELY. - SHE SAYS SHE DID NOT. 219 00:07:35,633 --> 00:07:38,203 - FIRST DAY AT THE BEVERLY HILLS CHAMBER OF COMMERCE PARTY, 220 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:39,300 I WENT UP TO YOU. 221 00:07:39,300 --> 00:07:41,330 I WELCOMED YOU, I WELCOMED YOUR HUSBAND, 222 00:07:41,333 --> 00:07:44,133 AND I SAID, YOU KNOW, "PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CALL ME," 223 00:07:44,133 --> 00:07:45,403 YOU KNOW, "WE'RE EXCITED TO HAVE YOU." 224 00:07:45,400 --> 00:07:47,070 DID I NOT SAY THAT TO YOU? - YOU ABSOLUTELY DID. 225 00:07:47,066 --> 00:07:49,666 - OKAY. YOU JUST WANTED TO HATE ME. 226 00:07:49,667 --> 00:07:51,667 YOU WERE LOOKING FOR PROBLEMS SINCE DAY ONE. 227 00:07:51,667 --> 00:07:53,397 - NO, AND THAT'S NOT TRUE. - YES, IT IS TRUE. 228 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:55,130 - THAT'S NOT TRUE. - IT IS TRUE. 229 00:07:55,133 --> 00:07:58,373 YOU KEPT SAYING THINGS AND BEING RUDE TO ME 230 00:07:58,367 --> 00:07:59,467 WHEN I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU. 231 00:07:59,467 --> 00:08:01,497 - OH, MY GOSH. - AND YOU WERE JUDGING. 232 00:08:01,500 --> 00:08:04,570 AND YOU CAME IN AS A VIEWER OF THE SHOW. 233 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,167 - I WASN'T A VIEWER OF THE SHOW. - YES, YOU WERE, CARLTON. 234 00:08:06,166 --> 00:08:07,326 - NO, I WASN'T. - PLEASE, YES, YOU WERE. 235 00:08:07,333 --> 00:08:09,603 - I CAN'T-- - YOU HAD SEEN THE SHOW BEFORE. 236 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:11,400 - I HAD WATCHED A COUPLE OF EPISODES. 237 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:13,870 - YOU'RE LYING, CARLTON. - I AM NOT LYING. 238 00:08:13,867 --> 00:08:15,427 - YOU'RE A LIAR, AND YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE. 239 00:08:15,433 --> 00:08:20,073 AND YOU'RE A PHONY AND A FRAUD. - AND YOU'RE A BIGOT. 240 00:08:20,066 --> 00:08:21,096 - COMING UP... 241 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:23,470 - I'M STILL LETTING HER GO. 242 00:08:23,467 --> 00:08:25,327 I MEAN, I STILL MISS HER EVERY DAY. 243 00:08:25,333 --> 00:08:27,333 NOT GONNA--GONNA LIE. 244 00:08:35,367 --> 00:08:36,467 - YOU'RE LYING, CARLTON. - I AM NOT LYING. 245 00:08:36,467 --> 00:08:38,497 - YOU'RE A LIAR, AND YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE. 246 00:08:38,500 --> 00:08:41,970 AND YOU'RE A PHONY AND A FRAUD. - AND YOU'RE A BIGOT. 247 00:08:44,066 --> 00:08:46,396 - JOE FROM TOLUCA LAKE, CALIFORNIA, SAID, 248 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:47,830 "CARLTON, YOU'RE WICCAN, 249 00:08:47,834 --> 00:08:50,034 "BUT YOUR HOUSE IS FULL OF DIFFERENT RELIGIOUS SYMBOLS, 250 00:08:50,033 --> 00:08:52,033 "LIKE CROSSES, A CONFESSIONAL. 251 00:08:52,033 --> 00:08:54,133 "IS IT REALLY SURPRISING THAT KYLE WOULD MISTAKE 252 00:08:54,133 --> 00:08:57,233 YOUR PENTAGRAM TATTOO FOR A STAR OF DAVID?" 253 00:08:57,233 --> 00:08:58,973 - IT'S SOMETHING THAT I FELT, WITH KYLE, 254 00:08:58,967 --> 00:09:00,897 THAT I DIDN'T CLICK WITH HER. 255 00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:02,170 IT WAS JUST AN ENERGY THING. 256 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:03,796 AND THE COMMENTS THAT SHE WAS MAKING-- 257 00:09:03,800 --> 00:09:06,170 IT WASN'T COMING FROM A GENUINE PLACE OF INTEREST. 258 00:09:06,166 --> 00:09:09,096 IT WAS MORE THAT IT WAS A QUESTION AT ME, 259 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:12,930 AND IT WAS A CONSISTENT BUILDUP OF LITTLE, LITTLE THINGS. 260 00:09:12,934 --> 00:09:15,234 - YOU HAVE A CROSS THAT SAYS "[bleep] YOU" ON IT. 261 00:09:15,233 --> 00:09:16,503 - I DO. - YOU HAVE PENTAGRAMS. 262 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:18,800 I DON'T--I'M-- IT WAS A GENUINE QUESTION, 263 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,200 AND I'M TRYING TO GET TO KNOW YOU. 264 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:21,530 - BUT IT'S JUST-- - WHAT SHOULD I DO? 265 00:09:21,533 --> 00:09:23,333 ASK YOU ABOUT YOUR SEX TOYS? 266 00:09:23,333 --> 00:09:25,333 - I'M GONNA START ASKING YOU ABOUT YOUR RELIGION? 267 00:09:25,333 --> 00:09:27,333 - GO AHEAD, I DON'T CARE. I'M PROUD OF IT. 268 00:09:27,333 --> 00:09:30,133 - I'M PROUD OF MY RELIGION. - YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE IT. 269 00:09:30,133 --> 00:09:31,373 - OH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 270 00:09:31,367 --> 00:09:33,127 YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 271 00:09:33,133 --> 00:09:34,773 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU GET SO DEFENSIVE ABOUT IT. 272 00:09:34,767 --> 00:09:36,227 - I'M DEFENSIVE AROUND YOU. 273 00:09:36,233 --> 00:09:38,273 I'M NOT DEFENSIVE AROUND YOLANDA. 274 00:09:38,266 --> 00:09:39,826 I'M NOT DEFENSIVE AROUND BRANDI OR LISA. 275 00:09:39,834 --> 00:09:42,134 - THAT'S RIGHT. WHY? WHY? 276 00:09:42,133 --> 00:09:43,373 - BUT IT'S BEEN A CONSTANT-- 277 00:09:43,367 --> 00:09:46,497 ALL ANYONE EVER TALKS ABOUT WITH CARLTON IS, 278 00:09:46,500 --> 00:09:48,030 "SHE'S A WITCH. SHE'S A WITCH." 279 00:09:48,033 --> 00:09:49,433 - I'VE HAD ENOUGH. - IT'S LIKE, "WE GET IT." 280 00:09:49,433 --> 00:09:51,073 - YOU HAVE A LOT OF CROSSES ON YOUR WALLS. 281 00:09:51,066 --> 00:09:53,466 - YES. - YOU HAVE A CROSS ON YOUR ARM. 282 00:09:53,467 --> 00:09:55,197 - YES, BUT CROSSES ARE PART OF MY RELIGION. 283 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,330 - YOU HAVE PENTAGRAMS... - YES. 284 00:09:56,333 --> 00:09:58,033 - WHICH I KNOW WHAT A PENTAGRAM LOOKS LIKE, 285 00:09:58,033 --> 00:09:59,473 'CAUSE I'VE SEEN IT ON RICHARD RAMIREZ, 286 00:09:59,467 --> 00:10:01,467 THE NIGHT STALKER. 287 00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:03,267 SO I KNOW WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE. - OH, THAT'S HYSTERICAL. 288 00:10:03,266 --> 00:10:05,326 - AND, WELL, I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE, 289 00:10:05,333 --> 00:10:06,403 SO I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. 290 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:08,300 AND I KNOW WHAT A STAR OF DAVID IS, OKAY? 291 00:10:08,300 --> 00:10:10,330 - YOU KNEW--YOU POINTED OUT IN PALM DESERT 292 00:10:10,333 --> 00:10:11,773 ABOUT MY PENTAGRAM. 293 00:10:11,767 --> 00:10:13,197 YOU KNEW THAT WAS A PENTAGRAM. - YEAH. 294 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:14,300 I SAW THIS PART. 295 00:10:14,300 --> 00:10:15,330 OKAY, I NEED YOU TO LET ME FINISH. 296 00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:16,473 - THIS WAS ONE MORE DIG. 297 00:10:16,467 --> 00:10:18,897 THIS WAS ONE MORE GOADING HER FOR ME TO REACT. 298 00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:20,830 - I CERTAINLY WOULD NOT THINK ASKING, 299 00:10:20,834 --> 00:10:22,374 "IS THAT A STAR OF DAVID, OR A JEWISH STAR," 300 00:10:22,367 --> 00:10:24,067 IS OFFENSIVE WHEN I'M JEWISH. 301 00:10:24,066 --> 00:10:26,826 - I'M NOT OFFENDED BY THE STAR OF DAVID. 302 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:29,034 I WAS OFFENDED BY YOU. 303 00:10:29,033 --> 00:10:30,273 - WHAT WOULD HER MOTIVE HAVE BEEN? 304 00:10:30,266 --> 00:10:31,826 WHAT--WHAT--WHAT WOULD YOU-- 305 00:10:31,834 --> 00:10:35,334 - IT WAS TO GET A KNEE-JERK REACTION FROM ME, BECAUSE-- 306 00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:37,903 - SHE WAS GOADING YOU. - IT WAS CONSTANT. 307 00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:39,730 - WHAT IS KNEE-JERK ABOUT A STAR OF DAVID? 308 00:10:39,734 --> 00:10:40,974 THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL SYMBOL. 309 00:10:40,967 --> 00:10:43,727 - IT'S NOT ABOUT THE BEAUTIFUL STAR OF DAVID. 310 00:10:43,734 --> 00:10:45,804 - DO YOU LADIES THINK SO? I'M CURIOUS. 311 00:10:45,800 --> 00:10:49,030 YOLANDA OR BRANDI? - I DON'T KNOW WHAT-- 312 00:10:49,033 --> 00:10:50,703 - HOLD ON. BRANDI OR YOLANDA. 313 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:52,930 DO YOU THINK THAT KYLE WAS TRYING TO GOAD HER? 314 00:10:52,934 --> 00:10:54,104 OR WHAT--WHAT--WHAT'S YOUR-- 315 00:10:54,100 --> 00:10:55,370 - WHAT MEANS "GOAD"? 316 00:10:55,367 --> 00:10:56,767 - GOAD MEANS-- - PROVOKE. 317 00:10:56,767 --> 00:10:58,127 - WAS SHE TRYING TO PROVOKE HER BY SAYING, 318 00:10:58,133 --> 00:10:59,133 "IS THAT A JEWISH STAR?" 319 00:10:59,133 --> 00:11:01,773 - I FEEL THAT, AT TIMES, 320 00:11:01,767 --> 00:11:03,967 CARLTON IS MAYBE OVERLY SENSITIVE 321 00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:05,827 ABOUT THE RELIGION THING, 322 00:11:05,834 --> 00:11:08,074 AND I DO THINK THAT KYLE HAS, YOU KNOW, 323 00:11:08,066 --> 00:11:11,096 ALWAYS KEPT ASKING ABOUT THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER. 324 00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:12,870 LIKE, I WENT HOME AFTER THAT LUNCH 325 00:11:12,867 --> 00:11:14,127 AND GOOGLED "WICCAN" 326 00:11:14,133 --> 00:11:16,233 BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THAT MEANT. 327 00:11:16,233 --> 00:11:18,273 SHE'S NEVER REACTED TO ME THAT WAY 328 00:11:18,266 --> 00:11:21,266 BECAUSE I GUESS MAYBE I DON'T PROVOKE HER TO-- 329 00:11:21,266 --> 00:11:23,026 - NO, BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU'RE COMING FROM 330 00:11:23,033 --> 00:11:24,173 A GENUINE PLACE OF INTEREST. 331 00:11:24,166 --> 00:11:25,666 - BUT HAVING-- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 332 00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:26,927 - I WANT TO HEAR FROM BRANDI. - HERE'S THE THING. 333 00:11:26,934 --> 00:11:29,074 KYLE'S JEWISH, SO I DON'T THINK 334 00:11:29,066 --> 00:11:31,326 HER THINKING IT'S A JEWISH STAR IS AN INSULT. 335 00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:33,773 - I DIDN'T SAY-- - NO, NO. 336 00:11:33,767 --> 00:11:35,997 - I NEVER SAID THAT WAS AN INSULT, BRANDI. 337 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:39,170 - I DON'T THINK SHE WAS GOING AFTER YOU IN ANY WAY. 338 00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:41,296 I KNOW THAT YOU DIDN'T-- YOU DON'T LIKE HER. 339 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:42,330 WE ALL KNOW THAT. 340 00:11:42,333 --> 00:11:44,033 BUT I THINK SHE WAS JUST SHOCKED 341 00:11:44,033 --> 00:11:45,873 THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE A JEWISH STAR ON YOUR NECK, 342 00:11:45,867 --> 00:11:47,597 'CAUSE WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE NOT JEWISH. 343 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:48,870 - NO, AND THAT'S NOT ACCURATE. 344 00:11:48,867 --> 00:11:53,597 - I WANT TO GET TO THE ANTI-SEMITE CONVERSATION. 345 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:55,130 YOU THREW THAT WORD OUT. WHY? 346 00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:57,273 - SO WHEN WE SAT AT THE DINNER TABLE THAT NIGHT, 347 00:11:57,266 --> 00:11:59,266 I THOUGHT MAYBE THAT'S WHY SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME, 348 00:11:59,266 --> 00:12:00,866 'CAUSE SHE WAS ACTING SO OFFENDED 349 00:12:00,867 --> 00:12:02,127 THAT IT WOULD BE A JEWISH STAR. - OH... 350 00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:04,103 - SO THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT IN MY MIND-- 351 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:05,900 "MAYBE THAT'S WHY SHE HASN'T LIKED ME FROM THE BEGINNING," 352 00:12:05,900 --> 00:12:07,130 AND I SAID THAT. 353 00:12:07,133 --> 00:12:08,903 - LISA, YOU WERE THERE FOR THE ANTI-SEMITE COMMENT. 354 00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:10,270 WHAT DID YOU THINK? 355 00:12:10,266 --> 00:12:11,866 - WELL, I THINK IT'S A VERY DANGEROUS THING TO SAY. 356 00:12:11,867 --> 00:12:14,527 I THINK, REALLY, IF KYLE REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT, 357 00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:15,833 SHE WOULD TAKE IT BACK. 358 00:12:15,834 --> 00:12:17,274 I THINK IT WAS AT THE SPUR OF THE MOMENT, 359 00:12:17,266 --> 00:12:20,226 AND I REALLY SYMPATHIZE WITH, YOU KNOW, 360 00:12:20,233 --> 00:12:23,273 THE WHOLE SITUATION-- THE RAMIFICATIONS 361 00:12:23,266 --> 00:12:25,826 OF JUST CALLING SOMEBODY THAT-- 362 00:12:25,834 --> 00:12:27,104 YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT. 363 00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:28,230 - NO, I SAID THAT. 364 00:12:28,233 --> 00:12:30,573 I SAID IT IN MY BLOG, AND I JUST SAID IT NOW. 365 00:12:30,567 --> 00:12:33,567 I-I--YOU KNOW-- - SHE WAS HAVING A TEMPER-- 366 00:12:33,567 --> 00:12:36,867 - I MEAN, THIS WOMAN HAS BEEN COMING AFTER ME-- 367 00:12:36,867 --> 00:12:38,097 - BUT WOULD YOU TAKE IT BACK? 368 00:12:38,100 --> 00:12:40,270 - UH, YEAH, I WOULD TAKE IT BACK, FOR SURE. 369 00:12:40,266 --> 00:12:42,726 YOU AND I HAVE HAD A GREAT FRIENDSHIP FOR-- 370 00:12:42,734 --> 00:12:44,974 WE DID. - [laughs] 371 00:12:44,967 --> 00:12:46,697 - NO, WE DID. WE--LISA AND I-- 372 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:49,630 WE REALLY DID HAVE A GENUINE, GOOD FRIENDSHIP, 373 00:12:49,633 --> 00:12:50,733 AND WE'VE GONE UP AND DOWN. 374 00:12:50,734 --> 00:12:52,604 BUT THESE ARE THINGS THAT MAKE ME CRAZY. 375 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:54,930 YOU KNOW I HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING TO HER, 376 00:12:54,934 --> 00:12:57,604 AND THAT NIGHT AT THE TABLE, YOU EVEN DEFENDED ME. 377 00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:58,930 BUT THEN, IN THE BLOG LATER, 378 00:12:58,934 --> 00:13:01,034 BECAUSE WE'VE HAD ISSUES AND SHE'S SPEAKING TO YOU, 379 00:13:01,033 --> 00:13:03,103 YOU ALL OF A SUDDEN SAY THE ARGUMENT WAS MY FAULT. 380 00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:04,100 THAT IS NOT OKAY WITH ME. - HALF THE TIME, 381 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,230 LISA IS SUPPRESSING FOR THEM. 382 00:13:05,233 --> 00:13:06,933 - I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT I SAID IN THE BLOG. 383 00:13:06,934 --> 00:13:09,234 - WELL, I REMEMBER VERY CLEARLY THAT IT WAS KYLE'S FAULT 384 00:13:09,233 --> 00:13:10,903 THAT I HAD THE ARGUMENT AT THE TABLE. 385 00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:12,900 - I DON'T THINK I SAID IT WAS KYLE'S FAULT. 386 00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:14,530 DID I? - FIRST OF ALL, YOU SAT DOWN-- 387 00:13:14,533 --> 00:13:16,803 - NO, I FELT THAT YOU WERE A LITTLE DISRESPECTFUL TO HER. 388 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,100 I DON'T BELIEVE I PUT, "IT'S KYLE'S FAULT." 389 00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:19,600 - IN THE EPISODE, YOU SPOKE IN A VERY DIFFERENT TUNE, 390 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:20,900 BECAUSE THAT NIGHT, WE WERE SPEAKING. 391 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:23,530 SO IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE YOU DEFEND AND BACK UP 392 00:13:23,533 --> 00:13:25,003 WHOEVER YOU KNOW WILL BACK YOU. 393 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:27,130 - THE ANTI-SEMITIC REMARK 394 00:13:27,133 --> 00:13:31,733 IS SUCH A HUGE, HORRIFIC LABEL 395 00:13:31,734 --> 00:13:34,674 TO THROW AT ANYBODY, TO ACCUSE THEM OF BEING THAT, 396 00:13:34,667 --> 00:13:37,967 BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT THAT WOULD REPRESENT. 397 00:13:37,967 --> 00:13:39,997 IT'S JUST--IT'S FILLED WITH SO MUCH HATE 398 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,470 THAT YOU COULD EVEN IMAGINE 399 00:13:41,467 --> 00:13:44,127 THAT THAT WAS WHERE I WAS COMING FROM. 400 00:13:44,133 --> 00:13:45,873 - WELL, YOU'VE HATED ME SO MUCH FOR NOTHING. 401 00:13:45,867 --> 00:13:47,797 - I DON'T HATE YOU. I'VE DISLIKED YOU. 402 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,070 I'VE DISLIKED THINGS ABOUT YOU. 403 00:13:49,066 --> 00:13:50,666 - YOU CALLED ME "VILE KYLE" ON A RED CARPET. 404 00:13:50,667 --> 00:13:52,427 - I HAVE DISLIKED YOU. 405 00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:53,673 - OKAY, BE QUIET FOR A MINUTE, PLEASE. 406 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,097 - NO, I WON'T BE QUIET. IT WAS ANOTHER EXAMPLE... 407 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:56,400 - YOU NEED TO LET ME-- 408 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:57,800 - OF YOUR RUDENESS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 409 00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,530 THAT'S WHY I DON'T LIKE YOU. - ARE YOU DONE? 410 00:13:59,533 --> 00:14:01,573 - YOU'RE RUDE--I'M NOT DONE. YOU'RE RUDE. 411 00:14:01,567 --> 00:14:03,097 - WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS. 412 00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,470 - YOU OBVIOUSLY OBSESS ABOUT ME. - SHUT UP. 413 00:14:04,467 --> 00:14:05,767 - YOU'RE SO OBSESSED ABOUT MY RELIGION. 414 00:14:05,767 --> 00:14:06,767 - HONEY, I DON'T GIVE A FLYING [bleep] ABOUT YOU. 415 00:14:06,767 --> 00:14:08,027 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 416 00:14:08,033 --> 00:14:09,873 THE GOOD NEWS IS, THERE'S TWO WAYS THIS CAN GO. 417 00:14:09,867 --> 00:14:11,727 YOU'RE EITHER GONNA WIND UP BEING FRIENDS 418 00:14:11,734 --> 00:14:12,834 OR YOU'RE NOT... - THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 419 00:14:12,834 --> 00:14:14,374 - AND I THINK YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY NOT. 420 00:14:14,367 --> 00:14:15,827 - NO. - YOU DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER. 421 00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:18,904 YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER, AND THAT'S FINE. 422 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:20,900 OKAY, I WANT TO MOVE ON. 423 00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:24,530 IT SEEMS LIKE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO EVER AGE IN BEVERLY HILLS 424 00:14:24,533 --> 00:14:27,073 ARE THE KIDS, AND, LADIES, THIS YEAR, 425 00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:30,496 YOU ALL HAD TO START FACING SOME HARD TRUTHS: 426 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:34,030 YOUR BABIES ARE GROWING UP AND LEAVING THE NEST. 427 00:14:34,033 --> 00:14:35,833 TAKE A LOOK. 428 00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,904 - CAN YOU PLEASE PUT YOUR CAR AWAY? 429 00:14:37,900 --> 00:14:39,030 - OKAY. - THANK YOU. 430 00:14:41,767 --> 00:14:43,727 - NO! - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NO"? 431 00:14:43,734 --> 00:14:45,034 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 432 00:14:45,033 --> 00:14:47,673 EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 433 00:14:47,667 --> 00:14:51,297 - I THINK MY LIFE DESCRIBED IN ONE WORD IS SIMPLY "BLESSED." 434 00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,900 - I WANT BANANA. - NO. 435 00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:56,000 - I WANT A BANANA RIGHT NOW. 436 00:14:57,633 --> 00:14:59,073 - CAN I JUST SHOW YOU A QUICK WAY 437 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:01,326 SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO CUT ONE PIECE AT A TIME? 438 00:15:01,333 --> 00:15:03,033 - I KNOW HOW TO DO IT. - STOP SAYING YOU KNOW. 439 00:15:03,033 --> 00:15:04,303 YOU DON'T KNOW. 440 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:05,630 I DON'T EVER GROUND MY CHILDREN. 441 00:15:05,633 --> 00:15:07,373 I HAVEN'T REALLY NEEDED TO, 442 00:15:07,367 --> 00:15:09,027 BUT THEY UNDERSTAND ONCE I GET TO THAT POINT 443 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:12,373 WHERE MY EYES CHANGE, THAT MOMMY'S SERIOUS. 444 00:15:12,367 --> 00:15:14,727 DON'T LOOK AT ME WITH A KNIFE IN YOUR HAND. 445 00:15:14,734 --> 00:15:17,374 LOOK AT THE [bleep] CELERY. 446 00:15:17,367 --> 00:15:20,527 - HELLO. OH, YOU LOOK SO PRETTY. 447 00:15:20,533 --> 00:15:22,703 KIMBERLY WILL BE GRADUATING FROM HIGH SCHOOL 448 00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:25,870 AND TAKING HER NEW JOURNEY OFF TO COLLEGE. 449 00:15:25,867 --> 00:15:28,597 - DID YOU LOOK AT ANY SCHOOLS IN NEW YORK WHEN YOU GUYS WENT? 450 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,730 - NO, NOT YET, BUT I'M GONNA GO LOOK AT SCHOOLS. 451 00:15:31,734 --> 00:15:35,334 - ALEXIA IS ONE YEAR YOUNGER THAN KIMBERLY, 452 00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:36,973 SO I KNOW THAT IT'S MY TURN NEXT. 453 00:15:36,967 --> 00:15:39,567 - WE'RE GONNA WRAP ALL THE BREAKABLE STUFF 454 00:15:39,567 --> 00:15:41,567 IN THIS, YEAH? 455 00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:43,267 GIGI'S LEAVING AT THE END OF THE SUMMER 456 00:15:43,266 --> 00:15:44,466 TO GO TO COLLEGE IN NEW YORK. 457 00:15:44,467 --> 00:15:46,867 AS MUCH AS I'M SAD TO SEE HER GO, 458 00:15:46,867 --> 00:15:48,397 SHE'S READY TO FLY. 459 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,730 THESE, I AM GONNA HANG IN HERE 460 00:15:49,734 --> 00:15:51,274 SO WHEN I COME IN HERE IN THE MORNING, 461 00:15:51,266 --> 00:15:52,426 I GET TO SEE YOUR FACE. 462 00:15:52,433 --> 00:15:54,303 - THAT'S WEIRD. 463 00:15:54,300 --> 00:15:56,600 - I HAVE, LIKE, 1,000 THINGS IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW 464 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,830 THAT--OF ALL THE THINGS I STILL WANT TO TELL YOU. 465 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,504 - EVERY DAY SINCE YOU'VE BEEN IN MY LIFE 466 00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:05,500 HAS BEEN A JOY. 467 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:09,800 I HAVE LOVED WATCHING YOU GROW. 468 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:13,330 - YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND. 469 00:16:13,333 --> 00:16:14,503 - OKAY, BE SAFE. - I WILL. 470 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,830 I'LL BE FINE. 471 00:16:15,834 --> 00:16:17,734 I WILL BE FINE. - I KNOW YOU WILL. 472 00:16:17,734 --> 00:16:19,874 I KNOW YOU'RE FINE. I TRUST THAT YOU'LL BE FINE. 473 00:16:19,867 --> 00:16:21,397 I JUST MISS YOU. 474 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:24,400 - I'LL MISS YOU TOO. 475 00:16:26,867 --> 00:16:30,467 - WATERWORKS, STILL. 476 00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:32,297 KIM, THAT REALLY GETS TO YOU, HUH? 477 00:16:32,300 --> 00:16:34,400 - YEAH. 478 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:38,170 - WHAT DID THAT FEEL LIKE FOR YOU, LETTING HER GO? 479 00:16:38,166 --> 00:16:39,726 - I'M STILL LETTING HER GO. 480 00:16:39,734 --> 00:16:42,534 I MEAN, I STILL MISS HER EVERY DAY. 481 00:16:42,533 --> 00:16:44,173 NOT GONNA--GONNA LIE. 482 00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:47,226 I'M WATCHING-- I'M WATCHING YOLANDA LIKE THAT. 483 00:16:47,233 --> 00:16:50,203 IT'S-- 484 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,830 IT'S WATCHING THE EXCITEMENT OF WATCHING THEM 485 00:16:51,834 --> 00:16:56,174 GO OFF TO START THEIR LIFE. 486 00:16:56,166 --> 00:16:58,426 I'M WATCHING THE LITTLE ONES WITH THEIR MOMS 487 00:16:58,433 --> 00:17:02,233 THAT THEY HAVEN'T LEFT YET AND THERE'S-- 488 00:17:02,233 --> 00:17:04,503 THERE'S THAT-- 489 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:07,800 I MISS HER. I'M SO PROUD OF HER. 490 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,630 I'M WATCHING THE GOOD-BYE, 491 00:17:09,633 --> 00:17:13,433 WHICH YOU NEVER REALLY WANT TO HAVE. 492 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:16,303 REMEMBERING ALL THE WONDERFUL TIMES 493 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:20,370 THAT I'VE HAD WITH HER. 494 00:17:20,367 --> 00:17:22,127 - AND YOU TOO, YOLANDA. - YEAH. 495 00:17:22,133 --> 00:17:23,803 IT'S AN EXTRAORDINARY EXPERIENCE. 496 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:25,200 I MEAN, AS A MOM, YOU KNOW, 497 00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,670 YOU HAVE 18 YEARS WITH THEM, 498 00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:29,667 AND IT JUST SEEMS GONE IN NO TIME, 499 00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,667 AND, YOU KNOW, 500 00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,227 I GET REALLY EMOTIONAL SEEING IT. 501 00:17:33,233 --> 00:17:35,403 EVEN THOUGH I'M SO PROUD THAT SHE'S IN NEW YORK 502 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,430 AND KICKING ASS AND MAKING A LIFE FOR HERSELF, 503 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:40,433 IT'S STILL--I WATCH, AND, YOU KNOW, 504 00:17:40,433 --> 00:17:41,833 IT MAKES YOU EMOTIONAL, BECAUSE-- 505 00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:43,434 - AND YOU TOO, JOYCE. 506 00:17:43,433 --> 00:17:45,103 - IT'S EMOTIONAL TO SEE. 507 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:47,470 AND I KNOW I SPOKE A LOT WITH KIM ABOUT IT, 508 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,227 SO I KNOW WHAT SHE WENT THROUGH. 509 00:17:49,233 --> 00:17:51,173 AND, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU BECOME A PARENT, 510 00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:52,396 THEN YOU REALIZE, 511 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,800 "WOW, I KNOW NOW WHAT MY MOM MUST HAVE BEEN FEELING 512 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:57,570 WHEN I JUST PACKED THOSE TWO BAGS AND CAME TO L.A.," 513 00:17:57,567 --> 00:17:59,067 YOU KNOW? 514 00:17:59,066 --> 00:18:00,466 - YEAH, THE MEANING CHANGES WHEN YOU DO IT YOURSELF. 515 00:18:00,467 --> 00:18:03,327 - YOLANDA, HOW IS GIGI DOING? - SHE'S AMAZING. 516 00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,773 SHE OPENED FASHION WEEK, WHICH WAS AMAZING, YOU KNOW? 517 00:18:05,767 --> 00:18:10,167 SHE'S THE NEW VICTORIA'S SECRET ROOKIE OF THE YEAR OF 2014, 518 00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:12,596 SO SHE'S--SHE'S MAKING-- 519 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:15,200 - VICTORIA'S SECRET ROOKIE OF THE YEAR? 520 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,330 - NO, SPORTS ILLUSTRATED. 521 00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:19,203 [laughter] 522 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:21,130 DID I SAY VICTORIA'S SECRET? - YEAH. 523 00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:25,173 - SEE, I'M NOT 100%, BUT I'M GETTING THERE. 524 00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:27,466 - KIM, HOW'S KIMBERLY? - SHE'S DOING GREAT. 525 00:18:27,467 --> 00:18:29,997 SHE'S A KAPPA KAPPA GAMMA, 526 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:32,500 AND SHE LOVES LIVING AT HER DORM. 527 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:35,070 AND SHE'S DOING GREAT IN HER SCHOOLING. 528 00:18:35,066 --> 00:18:36,396 SHE JUST LOVES IT. 529 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:39,070 - RACHEL FROM SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA, SAID, 530 00:18:39,066 --> 00:18:40,296 "WOW, FOR NEW YORK, 531 00:18:40,300 --> 00:18:43,000 "GIGI'S APARTMENT MIGHT AS WELL BE A MANSION. 532 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,700 "YOLANDA, DOES SHE MAKE ENOUGH FROM HER MODELING 533 00:18:44,700 --> 00:18:46,370 "TO PAY HER OWN WAY THERE, 534 00:18:46,367 --> 00:18:47,627 OR ARE YOU STILL SUPPORTING HER?" 535 00:18:47,633 --> 00:18:49,703 - NO, SHE'S PAYING HER OWN RENT EVERY MONTH. 536 00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:51,000 - WOW. - I'M EXCITED TO LET YOU KNOW. 537 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,470 I MEAN, I BOUGHT HER THE FURNITURE 538 00:18:52,467 --> 00:18:53,597 AND I SET HER UP, 539 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,570 BUT SHE'S-- SHE'S ON HER OWN NOW. 540 00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:58,067 - RYAN FROM CARLSBAD, CALIFORNIA, WANTS TO KNOW, 541 00:18:58,066 --> 00:19:00,096 "BRANDI, WE GET TO SEE PAPARAZZI PICTURES 542 00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:02,430 "OF YOUR KIDS WITH EDDIE AND LEANN ALL THE TIME. 543 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:05,473 WILL WE EVER GET TO SEE THEM WITH YOU ON THE SHOW?" 544 00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:07,627 - I WISH I COULD SHOW THAT SIDE OF ME. 545 00:19:07,633 --> 00:19:11,303 UNFORTUNATELY, MY EX-HUSBAND DOES NOT WANT THEM 546 00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:12,370 IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA, 547 00:19:12,367 --> 00:19:13,927 AND IT'S JUST BEEN A GIANT ARGUMENT 548 00:19:13,934 --> 00:19:15,174 BETWEEN THE TWO OF US, 549 00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:17,066 BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THEM IN THE FOREFRONT, 550 00:19:17,066 --> 00:19:18,366 BUT WHEN I'M SHOOTING AT MY HOME, 551 00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:20,167 I WANT TO SHOW A DIFFERENT SIDE OF ME. 552 00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:22,026 AND I WOULD LOVE TO SHOW ME BEING A PARENT 553 00:19:22,033 --> 00:19:24,003 TO A TEN-YEAR-OLD AND A SIX-YEAR-OLD. 554 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,200 I AM CONCERNED AT WHAT THEY MIGHT SAY, 555 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:28,070 BUT THEY'RE BOYS. 556 00:19:28,066 --> 00:19:29,596 - BUT SEEING HER AT HOME WITH HER KIDS, 557 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,100 IT'S SO DIFFERENT THAN SEEING HER EVEN HERE. 558 00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:33,630 SHE'S SUCH A GREAT MOM. 559 00:19:33,633 --> 00:19:37,303 HER KIDS ARE SO, LIKE, FUN AND HAPPY AND SO WELL-ADJUSTED. 560 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:39,200 AND SHE COOKS AND SHE BARBECUES 561 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,530 AND SWIMS IN THE POOL WITH THEM. 562 00:19:40,533 --> 00:19:43,233 IT'S SO FUN TO SEE HER AT HOME WITH HER KIDS LIKE THAT. 563 00:19:43,233 --> 00:19:46,003 - KYLE, HOW ARE YOU PREPARING FOR ALEXIA GOING TO COLLEGE? 564 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:48,200 - I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT. 565 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:51,570 I REALLY--I HAVE TO, LIKE-- I CAN'T WATCH THE GIGI STUFF. 566 00:19:51,567 --> 00:19:55,467 I CAN'T WATCH THAT STUFF, BECAUSE I DID THIS WITH FARRAH. 567 00:19:55,467 --> 00:19:58,997 I REALLY--I JUST CAN'T. [laughs] 568 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,330 - COMING UP... - THAT IS A LIE. 569 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:04,303 I NEVER SAID THAT TO YOU. 570 00:20:10,567 --> 00:20:12,127 - WELCOME BACK 571 00:20:12,133 --> 00:20:14,973 TO THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION. 572 00:20:14,967 --> 00:20:17,527 KIM AND LISA HAVE NEVER BEEN THE CLOSEST OF FRIENDS. 573 00:20:17,533 --> 00:20:21,373 AFTER ALL, ONE HAS A PIT BULL AND THE OTHER HAS GIGGY. 574 00:20:21,367 --> 00:20:23,127 BUT WHEN THEIR PLEASANT TOLERANCE 575 00:20:23,133 --> 00:20:25,033 FOR EACH OTHER TOOK A TURN, 576 00:20:25,033 --> 00:20:27,573 KIM WASN'T AFRAID TO SAY HOW SHE FELT. 577 00:20:27,567 --> 00:20:29,327 LET'S SEE HOW THAT TURNED OUT. 578 00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:32,033 - MY PANTIES ARE ALL IN A WAD. 579 00:20:32,033 --> 00:20:33,033 - SIT DOWN HERE. - [laughs] 580 00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:34,173 LITERALLY. - HUH? 581 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:36,396 - AND MY PANTIES ARE IN A WAD LITERALLY. 582 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,570 - WE DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT. OKAY. 583 00:20:38,567 --> 00:20:40,367 NO, COME ON. IT'S OKAY. 584 00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:42,897 - BAM! DON'T SHUT THAT DOOR IN MY FACE. 585 00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:44,200 DON'T YOU EVEN. 586 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,430 YOU KNOW WHAT, LISA? I'M SO TIRED OF YOU 587 00:20:45,433 --> 00:20:47,433 TELLING ME WHAT TO DO TODAY. - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 588 00:20:47,433 --> 00:20:50,073 - YOU'VE BEEN ANNOYING ME SO BAD, HONESTLY. 589 00:20:50,066 --> 00:20:51,366 YOU'VE BEEN ANNOYING ME TONIGHT. 590 00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:53,227 - I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH KIM. 591 00:20:53,233 --> 00:20:56,373 LET'S BE HONEST, EVEN IF I DID, 592 00:20:56,367 --> 00:20:58,127 I'D LET IT GO, SHALL WE SAY? 593 00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:00,273 - THE GRADUATION-- FOR KIMBERLY'S GRADUATION, 594 00:21:00,266 --> 00:21:02,866 WHICH, BY THE WAY, YOU DIDN'T MAKE. 595 00:21:02,867 --> 00:21:04,867 - I WAS IN MISSOURI. - YOU WERE NOT. 596 00:21:04,867 --> 00:21:06,827 YOU WERE AT SUR. - I WAS NOT. 597 00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:08,134 I WAS IN MISSOURI THIS WEEKEND. 598 00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:10,103 - NO, MY HAIRDRESSER SAW YOU AT SUR. 599 00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:14,000 TO JUST MAKE UP A LIE AND TO SAY SHE'S AWAY, 600 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,100 IT BOTHERED ME. 601 00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:16,370 - I'M SURE THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS 602 00:21:16,367 --> 00:21:18,067 KIM HASN'T TURNED UP FOR. 603 00:21:18,066 --> 00:21:19,896 - THAT WASN'T VERY NICE, ACTUALLY. 604 00:21:19,900 --> 00:21:21,530 - WHATEVER YOU THINK. 605 00:21:21,533 --> 00:21:24,373 - SHE MAKES AN AWESOME TEAM WITH HER HUSBAND. 606 00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:26,967 SHE LOVES PANDORA AND SHE LOVES HER DOG. 607 00:21:26,967 --> 00:21:31,097 THAT IS ABOUT THE END OF IT. 608 00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:32,270 THAT'S IT. 609 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:38,100 - WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT COMMENT? 610 00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:39,300 - WELL, HURTFUL. 611 00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:42,070 I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE DISMISSIVE 612 00:21:42,066 --> 00:21:44,396 WHEN I SHUT THE DOOR, 613 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,500 BUT I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM 614 00:21:45,500 --> 00:21:46,970 OR PULL HER UNDERWEAR DOWN. 615 00:21:46,967 --> 00:21:48,267 - WHY DO YOU THINK SHE FEELS 616 00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:50,366 THAT YOU DON'T TAKE HER SERIOUSLY? 617 00:21:50,367 --> 00:21:53,267 - I--MAYBE I JUST DON'T GET HER, YOU KNOW? 618 00:21:53,266 --> 00:21:56,326 I JUST DON'T GET WHEN SHE'S TALKING ABOUT TURTLES. 619 00:21:56,333 --> 00:21:58,403 - WHEN HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ME TALK ABOUT A TURTLE? 620 00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,830 OTHER THAN ANDY JOKING, 621 00:21:59,834 --> 00:22:02,034 HAVE YOU HEARD ME SAY, "I LIKE A TURTLE"? 622 00:22:02,033 --> 00:22:04,073 - WELL, NO, BUT THINGS YOU SAY. YOU'RE ECCENTRIC. 623 00:22:04,066 --> 00:22:06,096 MAYBE SOME OF THE THINGS, I DON'T GET. 624 00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:08,070 BUT I'VE BEEN VERY CONSIDERATE OF YOU, 625 00:22:08,066 --> 00:22:09,366 AND I'VE NEVER CALLED YOU OUT, 626 00:22:09,367 --> 00:22:11,167 AND MANY TIMES, YOU HAVE LET ME DOWN. 627 00:22:11,166 --> 00:22:13,026 SO, YEAH, IT GOES BOTH WAYS. 628 00:22:13,033 --> 00:22:15,833 - WAIT, WAIT, LET'S LOOK BACK OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS. 629 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:19,034 IT SEEMS TO ME, ANY TIME YOU HAD AN OPPORTUNITY, 630 00:22:19,033 --> 00:22:20,873 WHEN YOU KNEW I WASN'T OKAY, 631 00:22:20,867 --> 00:22:22,927 YOU WERE SAYING TO MY SISTER, "WHERE'S KIM? 632 00:22:22,934 --> 00:22:25,134 OH, DEAR, IS SHE-- DID SHE MISS THE BOAT?" 633 00:22:25,133 --> 00:22:28,203 AND YES, I MISSED A WHOLE LOT, LISA. 634 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:30,370 - AND I NEVER CALLED YOU OUT. - AND IT WASN'T JUST YOUR PARTY. 635 00:22:30,367 --> 00:22:33,327 - WHA--I NEVER EVEN MADE IT IMPORTANT. 636 00:22:33,333 --> 00:22:36,773 - I MISSED A HUGE CHUNK OF MY [bleep] LIFE.. 637 00:22:36,767 --> 00:22:38,767 - OKAY, BUT THAT'S NOT-- - AND MY CHILDREN'S LIVES, 638 00:22:38,767 --> 00:22:42,297 AND I'M SORRY IF I MISSED A PARTY OR TWO. 639 00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:44,370 I NOW HAVE SPENT THE LAST TWO YEARS... 640 00:22:44,367 --> 00:22:46,027 - I NEVER EVEN MENTIONED... - REBUILDING MY LIFE. 641 00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:48,933 - UNTIL NOW, THAT YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR PANDORA'S WEDDING 642 00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:50,634 AND MADE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT. 643 00:22:50,633 --> 00:22:52,073 ANYTHING THAT YOU HAVEN'T SHOWED UP, 644 00:22:52,066 --> 00:22:54,126 I'VE NEVER MADE A BIG DEAL OF IT. 645 00:22:54,133 --> 00:22:55,173 - WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT 646 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:56,796 IS WHEN YOU WERE CONSTANTLY SAYING, 647 00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,930 "WHERE'S KIM? OH, KIM'S NOT COMING. 648 00:22:58,934 --> 00:23:00,334 OH, KIM'S GONNA BE LATE." 649 00:23:00,333 --> 00:23:01,903 AND YOU WOULD DO IT, 650 00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:04,100 AND IT WOULD POINT OUT THE FACT THAT SHE WASN'T SHOWING UP. 651 00:23:04,100 --> 00:23:06,130 - WHEN? - YOU COULD MAKE A MONTAGE. 652 00:23:06,133 --> 00:23:07,703 - SHE FEELS LIKE LISA WANTS TO LOOK LIKE 653 00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:08,830 SHE'S CONCERNED ABOUT KIM, 654 00:23:08,834 --> 00:23:10,134 BUT SHE'S ACTUALLY TRYING TO POINT OUT 655 00:23:10,133 --> 00:23:11,303 THAT KIM'S MISSING SOMETHING 656 00:23:11,300 --> 00:23:13,900 AND, YOU KNOW, INDICATING HER PAST BEHAVIOR. 657 00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:16,270 - I ALWAYS HEAR YOU SAY, "I'VE BEEN SO SUPPORTIVE. 658 00:23:16,266 --> 00:23:18,866 I'VE BEEN SUCH A GOOD FRIEND. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR YOU." 659 00:23:18,867 --> 00:23:20,127 BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU 660 00:23:20,133 --> 00:23:22,003 ACTUALLY BE THERE FOR ANY ONE OF US. 661 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,100 - SHE'S BEEN THERE FOR ME. - I'VE ALWAYS HEARD THE WORDS. 662 00:23:24,100 --> 00:23:26,670 WAIT ONE SECOND. - SHE'S BEEN THERE FOR BRANDI. 663 00:23:26,667 --> 00:23:28,067 - I'VE NEVER HEARD HER BE THERE FOR ME. 664 00:23:28,066 --> 00:23:29,666 - YOU KNOW, THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF. 665 00:23:29,667 --> 00:23:31,767 AND I'LL TELL YOU, JUST BEFORE WE WENT TO PUERTO RICO, 666 00:23:31,767 --> 00:23:34,867 I HEARD YOU WERE REALLY UPSET BECAUSE YOUR SON BROKE HIS LEG, 667 00:23:34,867 --> 00:23:36,027 SO I CALLED YOU UP. 668 00:23:36,033 --> 00:23:38,203 I TEXTED YOU, "ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY?" 669 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:39,730 I FOUND OUT HE DIDN'T BREAK HIS LEG. 670 00:23:39,734 --> 00:23:41,974 IT WAS SOMETHING ELSE. SO THAT'S JUST ONE EXAMPLE. 671 00:23:41,967 --> 00:23:44,897 - LISA, YOU'RE FULL OF [bleep] RIGHT NOW. 672 00:23:44,900 --> 00:23:47,270 YOU'RE FULL OF [bleep] 673 00:23:47,266 --> 00:23:49,026 AND YOU'RE A BIG LIAR. 674 00:23:49,033 --> 00:23:51,033 - YOU SAID TO ME, "YOU KNOW WHAT? 675 00:23:51,033 --> 00:23:52,603 CHAD'S BEEN THROUGH SOMETHING." 676 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,070 - I NEVER SAID THAT TO YOU. - YEAH, YOU DID. 677 00:23:54,066 --> 00:23:57,096 - THAT IS A LIE. I NEVER SAID THAT TO YOU. 678 00:23:57,100 --> 00:23:58,730 NEVER SAID THAT TO YOU. 679 00:23:58,734 --> 00:24:01,634 - WHAT? ON PUERTO RICO BEACH, YOU DON'T REMEMBER SAYING-- 680 00:24:01,633 --> 00:24:03,873 - I WAS SURE TO NEVER SAY THAT TO YOU... 681 00:24:03,867 --> 00:24:05,097 - YOU SAID TO ME-- 682 00:24:05,100 --> 00:24:07,270 - 'CAUSE I DON'T TRUST YOU WITH MY SHOE. 683 00:24:07,266 --> 00:24:10,026 I WOULDN'T TRUST YOU WITH AN OLD PAIR OF SOCKS. 684 00:24:10,033 --> 00:24:12,073 SO I WOULD NEVER HAVE SAID THAT TO YOU, 685 00:24:12,066 --> 00:24:13,666 AND YOU'RE A LIAR. 686 00:24:13,667 --> 00:24:15,897 - YOU'RE SAYING I'VE NEVER BEEN CONCERNED ABOUT YOU. 687 00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:17,530 - I DON'T REMEMBER YOU EVER CALLING ME. 688 00:24:17,533 --> 00:24:19,533 I DON'T REMEMBER YOU EVER CALLING ME IN FOUR YEARS. 689 00:24:19,533 --> 00:24:21,033 I DON'T REMEMBER YOU EVER ONCE CALLING ME 690 00:24:21,033 --> 00:24:22,303 IN FOUR YEARS, 691 00:24:22,300 --> 00:24:24,630 NOT THROUGH MY DRINKING, NOT THROUGH MY SOBRIETY. 692 00:24:24,633 --> 00:24:27,633 - OH, KIM, I'VE DEFINITELY SPOKEN TO YOU ON THE PHONE. 693 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:30,870 - KIM, IN PUERTO RICO, 694 00:24:30,867 --> 00:24:32,927 YOU CALLED KEN A STUBBORN OLD MAN. 695 00:24:32,934 --> 00:24:34,604 - YES. - KIM'S IN THE MIDDLE. 696 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:35,970 LET BRANDI ANSWER. 697 00:24:35,967 --> 00:24:37,567 - BRANDI'S ANSWERED, CLEARLY. - KIM'S IN THE MIDDLE. 698 00:24:37,567 --> 00:24:38,867 - I'M TIRED OF YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH! 699 00:24:38,867 --> 00:24:41,067 YOU'RE A BIG, STUBBORN OLD MAN! 700 00:24:41,066 --> 00:24:42,826 SHUT UP! 701 00:24:42,834 --> 00:24:43,934 - HOW DID THAT MAKE YOU FEEL? 702 00:24:43,934 --> 00:24:45,174 - OH, TERRIBLE, 703 00:24:45,166 --> 00:24:48,026 BECAUSE I THINK SHE CAN SAY-- YOU KNOW, EVEN THEN, 704 00:24:48,033 --> 00:24:50,233 WHEN SHE SAID SOMETHING NASTY ABOUT US THEN, 705 00:24:50,233 --> 00:24:51,473 THAT'S ONE THING. 706 00:24:51,467 --> 00:24:52,667 BUT, YOU KNOW, 707 00:24:52,667 --> 00:24:54,997 I SEE KEN-- HOW KIND AND CARING HE IS-- 708 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,130 - BUT, YOU KNOW, KIM ADMITTED 709 00:24:56,133 --> 00:24:57,803 THAT THAT WAS A REALLY RUDE THING TO SAY. 710 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,000 I MEAN, THAT WAS NOT KIND, 711 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,600 AND SHE, RIGHT AWAY, AFTER DINNER-- 712 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:01,930 - WELL, THEN THAT'S-- THAT'S NOT-- 713 00:25:01,934 --> 00:25:03,174 YOU KNOW, THAT'S HIS BATTLE. 714 00:25:03,166 --> 00:25:05,896 BUT IF YOU'RE ASKING ME HOW IT MADE ME FEEL, 715 00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:07,070 THAT'S WHY I LEFT. 716 00:25:07,066 --> 00:25:08,926 I SUDDENLY THOUGHT, "THAT'S THE MAN I LOVE," 717 00:25:08,934 --> 00:25:11,804 AND TO BE SO RUDE AND SO VICIOUS 718 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,570 AND SO DISRESPECTFUL, YOU KNOW-- 719 00:25:14,567 --> 00:25:15,897 I MEAN, KEN IS GETTING OLDER, 720 00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:18,100 BUT HE'S, YOU KNOW, STILL-- 721 00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:19,600 - IT'S A HURTFUL THING TO SAY. 722 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:21,500 - AND I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A HORRIBLE THING TO SAY. 723 00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,930 - KYLE ASKED LISA A QUESTION 724 00:25:23,934 --> 00:25:26,604 AND KEN DIDN'T WANT HER TO ANSWER, 725 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,470 AND EVERYBODY STARTED INTERJECTING, 726 00:25:28,467 --> 00:25:29,997 AND I SAID, "WHOA, WHOA, WAIT. 727 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,430 "JUST--IT'S SIMPLE. 728 00:25:31,433 --> 00:25:33,173 JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION, AND THEN IT'S OVER." 729 00:25:33,166 --> 00:25:34,566 - I'D ASKED-- - WAIT, WAIT. 730 00:25:34,567 --> 00:25:35,867 LET ME--LET ME-- 731 00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:36,997 LET ME FINISH. - NO, WE CAN INTERJECT. 732 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:38,100 I ANSWERED THE QUESTION ON THE BEACH. 733 00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:39,100 - CAN I JUST FINISH THE ONE LITTLE SENTENCE 734 00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:40,170 AND THEN YOU CAN INTERJECT? 735 00:25:40,166 --> 00:25:41,426 - OKAY, SO LET HER FINISH HER POINT. 736 00:25:41,433 --> 00:25:42,533 - SO I SAID, "KEN, IT'S JUST SIMPLE. 737 00:25:42,533 --> 00:25:44,433 "JUST LET HER ANSWER THE QUESTION, 738 00:25:44,433 --> 00:25:46,573 "AND THEN IT'S OVER, AND THEN NOBODY'S GONNA-- 739 00:25:46,567 --> 00:25:47,897 THIS DOESN'T HAVE TO GO ON ALL NIGHT." 740 00:25:47,900 --> 00:25:49,970 AND HE, VERY ANGRY, LIKE-- 741 00:25:49,967 --> 00:25:52,527 LIKE HE GETS WITH ME-- AND HE DOES GET ANGRY. 742 00:25:52,533 --> 00:25:54,033 HE DOES HAVE A MEAN SIDE. I'M SORRY. 743 00:25:54,033 --> 00:25:58,003 HE'S NOT MAYBE A GRUMPY OLD MAN, BUT HE DOES HAVE A MEAN SIDE. 744 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,900 - HE DOESN'T HAVE A MEAN-- - HE HAS A TEMPER. 745 00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:02,070 - OKAY, WHAT DID HE SAY? - THAT'S WHEN I SNAPPED. 746 00:26:02,066 --> 00:26:03,826 BECAUSE HE GETS MEAN WITH ME 747 00:26:03,834 --> 00:26:05,574 AND HE GETS DISMISSIVE, LIKE LISA. 748 00:26:05,567 --> 00:26:07,097 AND I'M SORRY THAT I CALLED HIM A GRUMPY OLD MAN. 749 00:26:07,100 --> 00:26:08,600 - SO NASTY. 750 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,970 - BUT HE DOES HAVE THAT MEAN, SNAPPY SIDE TO HIM. 751 00:26:10,967 --> 00:26:12,127 - OH, YOU'RE SO-- YOU KNOW WHAT? 752 00:26:12,133 --> 00:26:13,473 I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO YOU 753 00:26:13,467 --> 00:26:14,667 TRASH MY HUSBAND. 754 00:26:14,667 --> 00:26:17,027 MY HUSBAND HAS BEEN SO SUPPORTIVE OF YOU, 755 00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:18,733 AND SO HAVE I, AND THIS PISSES ME OFF. 756 00:26:18,734 --> 00:26:20,674 - I SAID I REALLY LIKE HIM, BUT HE DOES HAVE THAT-- 757 00:26:20,667 --> 00:26:23,097 - WELL, THEN STOP TALKING [bleep] BEHIND HIS BACK 758 00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:25,700 WHEN HE'S NOT HERE. 759 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,400 - WHERE DO THE TWO OF YOU GO FROM HERE? 760 00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:30,670 BECAUSE-- 761 00:26:30,667 --> 00:26:32,527 - WELL, IF SHE TALKS LIKE THAT ABOUT MY HUSBAND, 762 00:26:32,533 --> 00:26:33,603 ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE. 763 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:34,830 - WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND? 764 00:26:34,834 --> 00:26:36,004 I FELT LIKE HE WAS AGGRESSIVE-- 765 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,400 - WELL, EVEN WHAT YOU SAID THERE-- 766 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:38,830 "THEY LOVE EACH OTHER, AND THAT'S IT"-- 767 00:26:38,834 --> 00:26:42,734 THAT'S VERY--I WOULD NEVER SAY ANYTHING SO MEAN ABOUT YOU. 768 00:26:42,734 --> 00:26:45,504 - THEN I TAKE THAT BACK. I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT. 769 00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:48,030 - AND WHAT YOU SAID TO HIM ON--AT THE TABLE. 770 00:26:48,033 --> 00:26:49,833 - HE SAID, "SHE'S PROBABLY DRINKING." 771 00:26:49,834 --> 00:26:52,334 HE'S DISCREDITED MY CHARACTER, MY-- 772 00:26:52,333 --> 00:26:54,403 HE SAID, "OH, SHE'S PROBABLY DRINKING." 773 00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,870 I WORK VERY HARD AT MY SOBRIETY. 774 00:26:55,867 --> 00:26:57,327 - WHEN HAS HE SAID, "SHE'S PROBABLY DRINKING"? 775 00:26:57,333 --> 00:26:58,573 - AND I AM OVER TWO YEARS SOBER. 776 00:26:58,567 --> 00:27:00,467 - KIM'S LIKE A MANIAC. WHAT, SHE BEEN-- 777 00:27:00,467 --> 00:27:02,327 - IT'S CONSTANT ATTACK. 778 00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:03,903 - WHAT, SHE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN? 779 00:27:03,900 --> 00:27:04,900 - HE WAS PISSED OFF. 780 00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:06,430 OH, YEAH-- - I DON'T CARE. 781 00:27:06,433 --> 00:27:07,533 I WAS PISSED OFF TOO, 782 00:27:07,533 --> 00:27:08,803 AND I SAID HE'S A GRUMPY OLD MAN. 783 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,500 YOU DON'T ATTACK MY SOBRIETY. 784 00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:11,700 - I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE TWO OF YOU. 785 00:27:11,700 --> 00:27:13,500 KIM, DO YOU CARE ABOUT LISA? 786 00:27:13,500 --> 00:27:15,630 - YES, I DO CARE ABOUT LISA. 787 00:27:15,633 --> 00:27:16,973 I WOULDN'T HAVE CRIED. 788 00:27:16,967 --> 00:27:18,597 I WOULDN'T GIVE A [bleep] 789 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:21,600 WHETHER SHE CAME TO KIMBERLY'S GRADUATION IF I DIDN'T. 790 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:25,530 YOU WERE THE ONLY PERSON THAT I EVER ACTUALLY SAID, 791 00:27:25,533 --> 00:27:27,673 "LISA, I REALLY WOULD LIKE YOU THERE." 792 00:27:27,667 --> 00:27:28,967 - WHY, IF I'VE NEVER CALLED YOU IN FOUR YEARS? 793 00:27:28,967 --> 00:27:30,497 - BECAUSE-- I'LL TELL YOU WHY. 794 00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:31,600 - THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. - I'LL TELL YOU WHY. 795 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:32,970 BECAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT YOU 796 00:27:32,967 --> 00:27:35,767 THAT I HAVE TRIED AND STRUGGLED WITH FOR YEARS 797 00:27:35,767 --> 00:27:38,427 TO FIGURE OUT WHY I LIKE YOU SOMETIMES 798 00:27:38,433 --> 00:27:39,633 AND WHY I DON'T. 799 00:27:39,633 --> 00:27:41,373 AND ARE YOU REALLY A FRIEND OR AREN'T YOU? 800 00:27:41,367 --> 00:27:42,627 I THOUGHT, "YOU KNOW WHAT? 801 00:27:42,633 --> 00:27:44,803 "I REALLY FEEL LIKE I'M NOT INVITING A LOT OF PEOPLE 802 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,630 "TO KIMBERLY'S GRADUATION, 803 00:27:46,633 --> 00:27:50,433 "ONLY PEOPLE THAT I REALLY CARE ABOUT 804 00:27:50,433 --> 00:27:51,703 AND PEOPLE THAT I WANT IN MY LIFE." 805 00:27:51,700 --> 00:27:53,370 - BUT I--KIM-- - LET ME FINISH. 806 00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:55,767 AND I TOLD MY SISTER LIKE, "I DON'T REALLY KNOW 807 00:27:55,767 --> 00:27:57,297 "IF I WANT HER THERE. 808 00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:58,970 SHE'S THE ONLY PERSON I'M STRUGGLING WITH RIGHT NOW." 809 00:27:58,967 --> 00:28:01,267 AND KIMBERLY GOES, "WELL, I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE KEN, 810 00:28:01,266 --> 00:28:02,726 "AND HE--YOU KNOW, HE EVEN JOKED LIKE, 811 00:28:02,734 --> 00:28:04,304 'WE'RE COMING TO YOUR GRADUATION.'" 812 00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:06,600 AND I WAS LIKE, "HE DID?" AND SHE WAS LIKE, "YEAH." 813 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:10,330 AND THEN I SAW YOU THAT DAY, AND I WALKED OVER TO YOU, 814 00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:12,773 AND I SAID, "LISA, I REALLY WOULD LIKE YOU TO COME. 815 00:28:12,767 --> 00:28:15,627 IT WOULD MEAN A WHOLE LOT TO ME IF YOU WOULD COME." 816 00:28:15,633 --> 00:28:18,673 AND YOU SAID, "OH, THANK YOU, DARLING. 817 00:28:18,667 --> 00:28:20,697 "I WOULD--YOU KNOW, I MIGHT BE OUT OF TOWN, 818 00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:23,600 BUT IF I'M BACK, WE WOULD LOVE TO BE THERE." 819 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:24,870 YOU GAVE ME A HUG. 820 00:28:24,867 --> 00:28:26,627 - I HAD COMMITTED TO-- - I GET THAT. 821 00:28:26,633 --> 00:28:27,673 THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 822 00:28:27,667 --> 00:28:29,497 - SO--AND THEN I CAME BACK, 823 00:28:29,500 --> 00:28:30,830 AND I CAME BACK EARLY. 824 00:28:30,834 --> 00:28:32,404 IT WAS A THREE-DAY EVENT-- FRIDAY, SATURDAY, AND SUNDAY. 825 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:33,400 I COULDN'T GO. 826 00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,530 I WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY. 827 00:28:34,533 --> 00:28:36,203 I CAME BACK EARLY, I GO TO SUR, 828 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:37,670 AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE, LIKE, ALL OVER ME. 829 00:28:37,667 --> 00:28:38,827 - LISA, I WASN'T ALL OVER YOU. 830 00:28:38,834 --> 00:28:40,934 I WAS JUST GONNA TELL YOU HOW PRETTY IT WAS, 831 00:28:40,934 --> 00:28:43,474 JUST TELL YOU ABOUT IT, AND THE FIRST THING YOU SAID IS, 832 00:28:43,467 --> 00:28:45,167 "I WAS AWAY ALL WEEKEND." 833 00:28:45,166 --> 00:28:48,296 AND I WAS LIKE, "NO, YOU WEREN'T." 834 00:28:48,300 --> 00:28:49,800 I WASN'T EVEN UPSET ABOUT IT. 835 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:51,470 - IF I TOLD YOU I WASN'T COMING-- 836 00:28:51,467 --> 00:28:53,497 - BUT YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT. THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU TOLD ME. 837 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:55,400 BUT THE POINT IS, YOU PROMISED-- 838 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,600 "NO, I'M AWAY ALL WEEKEND. NO, DARLING, I PROMISE"-- 839 00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,770 - YEAH, BUT IT WAS A FRIDAY, SATURDAY, AND SUNDAY EVENT. 840 00:28:59,767 --> 00:29:00,867 I WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY. 841 00:29:00,867 --> 00:29:03,267 I CAME BACK EARLY. I GO INTO MY BUSINESS. 842 00:29:03,266 --> 00:29:04,726 - IF YOU HAD SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY? 843 00:29:04,734 --> 00:29:06,204 "I CAME BACK. I WAS EXHAUSTED. 844 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:07,830 I HAD TO GO TO SUR." SHE WOULD'VE BEEN FINE. 845 00:29:07,834 --> 00:29:09,334 - BUT I DIDN'T REMEMBER. 846 00:29:09,333 --> 00:29:11,173 - YOU DID REMEMBER, 'CAUSE I WALKED IN YOUR HOUSE 847 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:13,226 AND YOU SAID, "I JUST GOT BUSTED BY KIM." 848 00:29:13,233 --> 00:29:14,833 YOU REMEMBERED. JUST BE HONEST. 849 00:29:14,834 --> 00:29:16,174 YOU REMEMBERED. - NO, NO. 850 00:29:16,166 --> 00:29:18,496 THAT WAS AFTER SHE SAID SOMETHING TO ME. 851 00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:20,870 SHE SAID, "YOU WERE AT SUR," AND I SAID, "NO, I WASN'T," 852 00:29:20,867 --> 00:29:21,867 BECAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER. 853 00:29:21,867 --> 00:29:23,167 I'M AT SUR EVERY OTHER NIGHT. 854 00:29:23,166 --> 00:29:24,526 - LET ME JUST SAY THIS REALLY QUICKLY. 855 00:29:24,533 --> 00:29:26,273 THE REASON THAT YOU SAID YOU COULDN'T COME 856 00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:27,626 IS 'CAUSE YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA BE GONE THE WHOLE TIME. 857 00:29:27,633 --> 00:29:29,673 - AND I CAME BACK EARLY, YEAH. - RIGHT. 858 00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:31,427 SO I THINK THAT WAS THE PART THAT'S UPSETTING HER. 859 00:29:31,433 --> 00:29:32,703 - BUT I'D ALREADY SAID I WASN'T GOING. 860 00:29:32,700 --> 00:29:33,870 - YOU WEREN'T REALLY GONE AWAY THE WHOLE TIME 861 00:29:33,867 --> 00:29:35,267 AND YOU COULD'VE BEEN THERE. 862 00:29:35,266 --> 00:29:36,496 BUT THAT'S THE THING. YOU COULD'VE JUST SAID, 863 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:38,070 "I HAD TO BE AT SUR." THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE. 864 00:29:38,066 --> 00:29:39,196 - BUT I ALREADY SAID I WASN'T GOING. 865 00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:40,370 WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY? 866 00:29:40,367 --> 00:29:41,797 - I THINK WE'RE MISSING THE POINT HERE. 867 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:44,270 WE CAN GO OVER THIS IN CIRCLES AND CIRCLES. 868 00:29:44,266 --> 00:29:45,566 WHEN YOU TAKE ALL THIS AWAY, 869 00:29:45,567 --> 00:29:47,067 ALL SHE'S TRYING TO SAY IS 870 00:29:47,066 --> 00:29:49,226 THAT MAYBE YOU WEREN'T SENSITIVE ENOUGH 871 00:29:49,233 --> 00:29:52,273 TO A VERY IMPORTANT NIGHT AND SIGNIFICANT NIGHT 872 00:29:52,266 --> 00:29:54,426 IN HER LIFE WITH HER DAUGHTER. 873 00:29:54,433 --> 00:29:55,503 - HOW COULD I HAVE GONE? 874 00:29:55,500 --> 00:29:56,570 - WELL, YOU WENT TO SUR, 875 00:29:56,567 --> 00:29:58,027 SO YOU COULD'VE TEXTED HER, SAYING, 876 00:29:58,033 --> 00:29:59,273 "YOU KNOW WHAT? I ARRIVED EARLY. 877 00:29:59,266 --> 00:30:02,326 I WISH I COULD MAKE IT, BUT I GOT TO GO TO WORK." 878 00:30:02,333 --> 00:30:04,373 - I REALLY WANT TO SAY THAT I WISH 879 00:30:04,367 --> 00:30:06,397 I HAD GONE TO THE GRADUATION, 'CAUSE I DIDN'T REALIZE 880 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:07,670 IT WAS SUCH A BIG DEAL, 881 00:30:07,667 --> 00:30:09,167 AND IF IT WAS NEXT WEEKEND, 882 00:30:09,166 --> 00:30:12,426 I WOULD BE THERE, KNOWING IT WAS SO IMPORTANT TO YOU. 883 00:30:12,433 --> 00:30:18,303 - WELL, I HOPE THE TWO OF YOU CAN...START FRESH. 884 00:30:21,033 --> 00:30:22,133 COMING UP... 885 00:30:22,133 --> 00:30:23,173 - I'M NOT IN THE BATHROOM DOING COCAINE. 886 00:30:23,166 --> 00:30:24,226 I'M NOT IN THE CAR SMOKING POT. 887 00:30:24,233 --> 00:30:27,273 I LIKE MY WINE. THAT IS WHAT IT IS. 888 00:30:33,700 --> 00:30:35,530 - WELL, BOTH YOU, YOLANDA, AND KIM 889 00:30:35,533 --> 00:30:39,133 HAVE HAD EXPERIENCES WITH INTRUDERS 890 00:30:39,133 --> 00:30:40,673 AND PEOPLE BREAKING IN. 891 00:30:40,667 --> 00:30:41,997 - TERRIBLE. 892 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,630 - WELL, IN MINE, THEY DIDN'T REALLY BREAK IN. 893 00:30:43,633 --> 00:30:45,303 THEY WERE COMING TO US. 894 00:30:45,300 --> 00:30:46,400 - IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE IN BEVERLY HILLS? 895 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:47,630 - THEY WERE IN BEVERLY HILLS-- 896 00:30:47,633 --> 00:30:50,103 ACTUALLY, LISA'S STREET, 897 00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:51,370 WHEN I USED TO LIVE IN THAT STREET. 898 00:30:51,367 --> 00:30:52,627 - WHAT, WHEN I WAS IN CALABASAS? 899 00:30:52,633 --> 00:30:54,273 - YEAH, WHEN YOU WERE IN CALABASAS. 900 00:30:54,266 --> 00:30:56,426 - WE HAD SOMEBODY IN FRANCE BREAK IN. 901 00:30:56,433 --> 00:30:58,173 I REMEMBER BEING REALLY SCARED. 902 00:30:58,166 --> 00:30:59,396 AND KEN HAD A FAKE GUN, 903 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,600 YOU KNOW, WHERE IT FIRES PING-PONG BALLS OR WHATEVER. 904 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,300 IT MAKES A NOISE, OR BLANKS OR SOMETHING. 905 00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:08,000 SO HE RAN OUT, AND THEY ABSOLUTELY DISAPPEARED. 906 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,030 I THINK THEY WERE SO SCARED 907 00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:10,473 OF KEN RUNNING OUT IN HIS UNDERPANTS. 908 00:31:10,467 --> 00:31:13,427 [laughter] 909 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,370 - WELCOME BACK 910 00:31:21,367 --> 00:31:23,627 TO THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION. 911 00:31:23,633 --> 00:31:26,103 WITH A NEW HOUSE, A HOT MAN, 912 00:31:26,100 --> 00:31:28,070 AND A NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER, 913 00:31:28,066 --> 00:31:31,026 THE YEAR STARTED ON A HIGH FOR BRANDI. 914 00:31:31,033 --> 00:31:33,103 BUT AS SHE FACED PROBLEMS WITH HER FRIENDS, 915 00:31:33,100 --> 00:31:35,330 HER FAMILY, AND EVEN HER DOG, 916 00:31:35,333 --> 00:31:39,903 SHE LEARNED THAT BEING ON TOP ISN'T ALWAYS THE BEST POSITION. 917 00:31:39,900 --> 00:31:42,500 - TA-DA. 918 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:44,000 WELCOME HOME. 919 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,230 - BASICALLY, I'M A WHITE VERSION OF THE JEFFERSONS, 920 00:31:46,233 --> 00:31:47,633 AND I'M MOVING ON UP. 921 00:31:47,633 --> 00:31:49,403 THE PROBLEM IS, THERE'S ALL THESE WINDOWS, 922 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,430 AND I TEND TO WALK AROUND WITHOUT MY CLOTHES ON, 923 00:31:51,433 --> 00:31:52,633 AS YOU KNOW. 924 00:31:52,633 --> 00:31:54,033 WE ARGUE A LOT, 925 00:31:54,033 --> 00:31:55,603 AND THEN WE HAVE REALLY GOOD MAKE-UP SEX. 926 00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:56,900 AND THAT'S J.R. 927 00:31:56,900 --> 00:31:59,470 I HAVE A SECOND BOOK DEAL. VERY EXCITING. 928 00:31:59,467 --> 00:32:02,097 THE MOST EXCITING THING TO ME ABOUT THE SECOND BOOK 929 00:32:02,100 --> 00:32:04,900 IS THAT IT'S NOT ABOUT MY EX-HUSBAND. 930 00:32:04,900 --> 00:32:07,500 IT'S ABOUT ME, ME, ME, ME, ME. 931 00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:10,070 - SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT? 932 00:32:10,066 --> 00:32:13,196 - I'M GONNA GO OUT WITH J.R. AND HAVE THE TALK. 933 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:16,200 YOU WENT ON A "COUPLES TRIP" AS A SINGLE GUY 934 00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:17,970 WHEN WE WERE DATING, 935 00:32:17,967 --> 00:32:19,497 WHICH IS A BIG DEAL FOR ME. 936 00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:21,600 - CLEARLY. - YEAH. 937 00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:22,600 IT'S A DEAL BREAKER. 938 00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,130 I DON'T TRUST ANYONE, 939 00:32:24,133 --> 00:32:25,903 AND I'D RATHER BREAK UP WITH THEM 940 00:32:25,900 --> 00:32:27,330 THAN HAVE THEM BREAK UP WITH ME. 941 00:32:27,333 --> 00:32:31,333 SO I'M ALL [bleep] UP, YEAH. WELCOME TO DIVORCE, BITCH. 942 00:32:31,333 --> 00:32:34,573 - OH, MY GOD. YOUR HOUSE WAS BROKEN INTO. 943 00:32:34,567 --> 00:32:36,327 - ARE THE DOGS OKAY? 944 00:32:36,333 --> 00:32:37,603 - WE CAN'T FIND CHICA. 945 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:40,930 - WHAT THE [bleep] ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 946 00:32:42,934 --> 00:32:46,034 [crying] 947 00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:51,027 THIS IS NOT OKAY. 948 00:32:51,033 --> 00:32:52,433 [sobbing] 949 00:32:52,433 --> 00:32:54,833 MAYBE I'M NOT IN A GOOD PLACE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF MY DOG. 950 00:32:54,834 --> 00:32:58,134 - THE BRANDI I NORMALLY SEE IS KIND OF UPBEAT AND BUBBLY, 951 00:32:58,133 --> 00:32:59,473 AND SHE'S QUITE TOUGH, 952 00:32:59,467 --> 00:33:02,067 BUT THIS, TO ME, LOOKS LIKE A WHOLE DIFFERENT SITUATION. 953 00:33:02,066 --> 00:33:05,466 SHE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE BROKEN BIRD. 954 00:33:05,467 --> 00:33:09,527 - MY FAMILY'S, LIKE, FALLING [bleep] APART. 955 00:33:09,533 --> 00:33:11,903 [sniffles] 956 00:33:11,900 --> 00:33:13,970 - WE HAVE A LOT OF ISSUES WE GOT TO-- 957 00:33:13,967 --> 00:33:16,297 - BUT EVERY-- EVERY FAMILY DOES, YOU KNOW? 958 00:33:16,300 --> 00:33:19,000 - MY FATHER'S, LIKE, ONE OF THE ONLY MEN IN MY LIFE, 959 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:22,800 AND WHEN I HAVE PROBLEMS WITH MY ROCK, 960 00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:24,200 I KIND OF FALL APART. 961 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,970 - WE GOT TO GET THIS SORTED OUT. THIS IS-- 962 00:33:26,967 --> 00:33:29,067 WE WILL GO FORWARD, OKAY? 963 00:33:29,066 --> 00:33:30,466 - YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, DAD. 964 00:33:30,467 --> 00:33:32,397 - I KNOW YOU DO. 965 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,830 THANK YOU, SWEETHEART. - I LOVE YOU. 966 00:33:34,834 --> 00:33:37,834 - I KNOW. I LOVE YOU TOO. 967 00:33:40,467 --> 00:33:41,967 - [sighs] 968 00:33:41,967 --> 00:33:44,497 THAT WAS-- 969 00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:46,500 IT WAS IMPORTANT. IT WAS GOOD. 970 00:33:52,333 --> 00:33:54,173 - BRANDI, WAS THERE A MOMENT 971 00:33:54,166 --> 00:33:56,896 WHEN THINGS STARTED GOING DOWNHILL FOR YOU, 972 00:33:56,900 --> 00:33:58,830 OR WAS IT JUST A SERIES OF EVENTS? 973 00:33:58,834 --> 00:34:00,474 - UM... 974 00:34:00,467 --> 00:34:01,927 [sighs] 975 00:34:01,934 --> 00:34:05,404 IT WAS A LOT OF LITTLE THINGS THAT KIND OF-- 976 00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:06,730 THEY JUST KIND OF COMPILED, 977 00:34:06,734 --> 00:34:08,134 AND I STARTED TO GET DEPRESSED. 978 00:34:08,133 --> 00:34:11,303 AND I'VE BATTLED DEPRESSION BEFORE. 979 00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:14,330 I'VE BEEN ON LEXAPRO. I'M VERY OUTSPOKEN ABOUT IT. 980 00:34:14,333 --> 00:34:18,173 MY LANDLORD WAS SUING ME. I HAD TO MOVE. 981 00:34:18,166 --> 00:34:20,466 MY DAD-- HE HAD HEART SURGERY ONCE, 982 00:34:20,467 --> 00:34:22,897 AND HIS HEART STARTED TO ACT UP AGAIN, 983 00:34:22,900 --> 00:34:24,730 AND HE STOPPED TALKING TO ME. 984 00:34:24,734 --> 00:34:26,104 I KEPT ON TRYING TO REACH OUT, 985 00:34:26,100 --> 00:34:28,300 AND USUALLY I CAN, LIKE, PULL HIM BACK IN, 986 00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:30,700 AND HE JUST WASN'T HAVING IT. 987 00:34:30,700 --> 00:34:34,400 AND MY MOM KIND OF DECIDED, "YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN WITH HIM. 988 00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,030 "I'VE TRIED. I'VE DONE MY BEST. 989 00:34:36,033 --> 00:34:37,173 I'M SORRY. I'M OUT." 990 00:34:37,166 --> 00:34:39,126 AND MY MOM'S NEVER SAID, "I'M OUT," 991 00:34:39,133 --> 00:34:41,873 BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T DEAL WITH HIS ANGER, 992 00:34:41,867 --> 00:34:43,967 HIS HEALTH ISSUES, AND ME. 993 00:34:43,967 --> 00:34:48,197 AND SO I JUST-- I STARTED TO FALL APART. 994 00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,900 IT'S HARD 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE FAMILY IN LOS ANGELES, 995 00:34:50,900 --> 00:34:54,030 SO, LIKE, LISA AND KEN WERE KIND OF LIKE MY FAMILY. 996 00:34:54,033 --> 00:34:57,703 - LISA, YOU'VE SAID THAT BRANDI IS USUALLY TOUGH AND UPBEAT. 997 00:34:57,700 --> 00:35:00,700 WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED THIS YEAR? 998 00:35:00,700 --> 00:35:04,270 - I JUST SAW IT ALL KIND OF BECAME A BIT TOO MUCH, REALLY. 999 00:35:04,266 --> 00:35:05,996 IT WAS, LIKE, ACCUMULATIVE. 1000 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:10,170 I FELT I WANTED TO TRY AND HELP HER AND TAKE CONTROL, 1001 00:35:10,166 --> 00:35:11,666 BUT SHE PUSHED ME AWAY, 1002 00:35:11,667 --> 00:35:13,667 SO THEN I'M THINKING-- I DON'T KNOW. 1003 00:35:13,667 --> 00:35:16,127 IT--VERY CONFUSING. I DON'T KNOW. 1004 00:35:16,133 --> 00:35:18,273 - I MEAN, I THOUGHT-- I THINK THAT WE SAW HER 1005 00:35:18,266 --> 00:35:20,696 GO INTO A REAL DEEP, DARK DEPRESSION 1006 00:35:20,700 --> 00:35:24,130 RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR EYES, AND, YOU KNOW, 1007 00:35:24,133 --> 00:35:25,603 IT'S AS BLACK-AND-WHITE AS THAT. 1008 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,130 I MEAN, IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYBODY. 1009 00:35:27,133 --> 00:35:29,273 ANYBODY WHO'S EVER BATTLED DEPRESSION IN THEIR LIFE, 1010 00:35:29,266 --> 00:35:31,366 THEY KNOW THAT IT CAN JUST--IT JUST-- 1011 00:35:31,367 --> 00:35:33,597 YOU'RE THERE AND THEN YOU CAN'T GET OUT. 1012 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,230 - WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH YOUR MEDICATION RIGHT NOW? 1013 00:35:36,233 --> 00:35:38,073 ARE YOU ON LEXAPRO? 1014 00:35:38,066 --> 00:35:39,266 - YEAH. - 10 MILLIGRAMS. 1015 00:35:39,266 --> 00:35:40,266 THANKS. 1016 00:35:40,266 --> 00:35:41,296 - [chuckles] - [laughs] 1017 00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:42,870 DELICIOUS. 1018 00:35:42,867 --> 00:35:45,967 - WELL, YOU SEEM KIND OF UPBEAT TODAY. 1019 00:35:45,967 --> 00:35:47,567 - I'M GREAT. I'M GREAT NOW. 1020 00:35:47,567 --> 00:35:49,827 AND MY DAD AND I ARE GOOD, AND... 1021 00:35:49,834 --> 00:35:51,004 - ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE? 1022 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:52,330 WHAT ABOUT DREW, THE GUY FROM THE FINALE? 1023 00:35:52,333 --> 00:35:55,873 - DREW AND I-- I SAW HIM THE OTHER NIGHT. 1024 00:35:55,867 --> 00:35:57,967 I LOVE DREW. I JUST--HE'S A BABY. 1025 00:35:57,967 --> 00:35:59,527 HE WANTS TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS. 1026 00:35:59,533 --> 00:36:01,873 THERE'S NOTHING OTHER THAN JUST MAKING OUT AND HAVING FUN. 1027 00:36:01,867 --> 00:36:04,797 - JUST MAKE OUT, OVER-THE-CLOTHES FEEL UP? 1028 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,570 - YEAH, KIND OF-- WELL, NO--WELL, NO. 1029 00:36:06,567 --> 00:36:08,197 I MEAN, WELL, LET'S NOT GO-- 1030 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,670 I MEAN, IT'S NOT TEENAGE. IT'S LIKE GROWN-UP MAKEOUT. 1031 00:36:10,667 --> 00:36:13,827 BUT... - IT'S X-RATED MAKEOUT. 1032 00:36:13,834 --> 00:36:15,034 [laughter] 1033 00:36:15,033 --> 00:36:19,073 - WELL, BECAUSE A MAKEOUT TO YOU IS NOT LIKE-- 1034 00:36:19,066 --> 00:36:21,066 - NO, IT DOESN'T-- A MAKEOUT IS, LIKE-- 1035 00:36:21,066 --> 00:36:22,496 - HOW DO YOU STOP? YEAH. 1036 00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:24,000 HOW DO YOU JUST GO, "THAT'S IT, I'M DONE." 1037 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,500 - WHY DO YOU THINK HE STILL WANTS ME? 1038 00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:28,070 - OH, OKAY, THERE YOU GO. KEEP HIM HANGING ON. 1039 00:36:28,066 --> 00:36:30,066 - I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. IT'S AWESOME. 1040 00:36:30,066 --> 00:36:31,196 - OKAY. 1041 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,870 HOLLY FROM PATERSON, NEW JERSEY, SAID, 1042 00:36:32,867 --> 00:36:34,167 "YOLANDA, YOU'VE SAID IN THE PAST, 1043 00:36:34,166 --> 00:36:36,026 "'THERE'S NOTHING UGLIER THAN A DRUNK WOMAN,' 1044 00:36:36,033 --> 00:36:38,833 "SO WHY DO YOU DEFEND BRANDI WHEN SHE GETS SLOPPY DRUNK 1045 00:36:38,834 --> 00:36:40,074 AND RUNS HER RUDE MOUTH?" 1046 00:36:40,066 --> 00:36:41,966 - NO, I DON'T-- I NEVER DEFEND HER. 1047 00:36:41,967 --> 00:36:43,527 I ALWAYS CALL HER OUT ON IT, 1048 00:36:43,533 --> 00:36:46,133 AND I'M VERY UNCOMFORTABLE WITH IT, 1049 00:36:46,133 --> 00:36:47,133 AND I'VE ALWAYS BEEN. 1050 00:36:47,133 --> 00:36:48,633 I MEAN, EVEN WHEN I SIT NEXT TO HER, 1051 00:36:48,633 --> 00:36:49,673 I ALWAYS NUDGE HER. 1052 00:36:49,667 --> 00:36:51,097 "STOP DRINKING. DRINK WATER." 1053 00:36:51,100 --> 00:36:54,030 - THE TRUTH IS, WE'RE NOT ALWAYS DRINKING. 1054 00:36:54,033 --> 00:36:55,473 - EXACTLY. 1055 00:36:55,467 --> 00:36:57,197 - WE ARE AT DINNER. WE'RE SOCIAL-- 1056 00:36:57,200 --> 00:36:59,230 WE'RE AT SOCIAL EVENTS, WE'RE ON VACATIONS, 1057 00:36:59,233 --> 00:37:01,703 AND THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOW ON THE SHOW. 1058 00:37:01,700 --> 00:37:04,500 - KYLE. 1059 00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:07,030 - I THINK THAT BRANDI, AT TIMES, TAKES IT TOO FAR. 1060 00:37:07,033 --> 00:37:08,173 SHE SAYS THAT HERSELF. 1061 00:37:08,166 --> 00:37:10,726 - DO I LEAN ON IT WHEN I'M DEPRESSED 1062 00:37:10,734 --> 00:37:12,774 OR WHEN WE'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME? 1063 00:37:12,767 --> 00:37:13,867 YES. I DON'T-- 1064 00:37:13,867 --> 00:37:14,897 I'M NOT IN THE BATHROOM DOING COCAINE. 1065 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:16,170 I'M NOT IN THE CAR SMOKING POT. 1066 00:37:16,166 --> 00:37:18,666 I LIKE MY WINE. THAT IS WHAT IT IS. 1067 00:37:18,667 --> 00:37:21,567 - JOYCE, YOU SAID ON THE SHOW THAT BRANDI NEEDS REHAB. 1068 00:37:21,567 --> 00:37:23,897 - I HONESTLY THINK SHE HAS A PROBLEM. 1069 00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:25,200 I THINK WHEN IT COMES TO THE POINT-- 1070 00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,030 I MEAN, AS A PUBLIC FIGURE, 1071 00:37:27,033 --> 00:37:28,933 YES, YOU CAN GET DRUNK WITH YOUR FRIENDS. 1072 00:37:28,934 --> 00:37:30,104 WHEN YOU GET TO THE POINT 1073 00:37:30,100 --> 00:37:31,830 WHERE YOU'RE SHOWING YOUR PRIVATE PARTS, 1074 00:37:31,834 --> 00:37:33,574 THEN, I MEAN, YOU GOT TO CONSIDER YOURSELF 1075 00:37:33,567 --> 00:37:35,167 AND STUDY AND SAY, "MAYBE I DO HAVE A PROBLEM. 1076 00:37:35,166 --> 00:37:36,726 MAYBE I DO NEED TO TONE BACK." 1077 00:37:36,734 --> 00:37:39,534 - HAVE YOU EVER BEEN FOLLOWED AROUND BY PAPARAZZI NONSTOP? 1078 00:37:39,533 --> 00:37:41,073 HAS THAT HAPPENED TO YOU? - ACTUALLY, YES. 1079 00:37:41,066 --> 00:37:42,526 - REALLY? - IT JUST HAPPENED. 1080 00:37:42,533 --> 00:37:44,603 AND IT'S QUITE SCARY, BUT I KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE. 1081 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:46,430 - RIGHT NOW, JUST NOW? 1082 00:37:46,433 --> 00:37:47,903 THIS HAS BEEN FIVE YEARS. FIVE YEARS. 1083 00:37:47,900 --> 00:37:49,900 - I WAS FOLLOWED AROUND IN PUERTO RICO ALL THE TIME. 1084 00:37:49,900 --> 00:37:51,170 - BITCH, YOU CALLED THEM, HONEY. 1085 00:37:51,166 --> 00:37:52,766 DIFFERENT SITUATION. - NO, I DON'T. 1086 00:37:52,767 --> 00:37:55,497 THAT IS YOU AND YOUR SOURCES. THAT IS YOU AND YOUR SOURCES. 1087 00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:56,870 - YEAH, I CALLED THEM WHEN I WAS DRUNK AND FALLING OVER. 1088 00:37:56,867 --> 00:37:57,867 - YOU ARE THE ONE CALLING PEOPLE. 1089 00:37:57,867 --> 00:37:58,967 - GOOD IDEA. - YEAH, YOU DID. 1090 00:37:58,967 --> 00:38:00,467 BUT YOU FORGOT TO TELL THEM. 1091 00:38:00,467 --> 00:38:01,827 YOU FORGOT THEY WERE GONNA BE THERE. 1092 00:38:01,834 --> 00:38:03,874 BY THE WAY, THEY TOLD ME THAT. 1093 00:38:03,867 --> 00:38:05,467 - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. - OH, MY GOD. 1094 00:38:05,467 --> 00:38:07,097 - YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT I READ YOUR CARD. 1095 00:38:07,100 --> 00:38:08,900 SOMEBODY TOLD ME-- YES, SOMEBODY TOLD ME 1096 00:38:08,900 --> 00:38:12,670 THAT BRANDI CALLS THE PAPARAZZIS TO HAVE THEM WAITING FOR HER, 1097 00:38:12,667 --> 00:38:14,527 AND THAT THAT DAY, SHE FORGOT 1098 00:38:14,533 --> 00:38:15,873 BECAUSE SHE GOT TOO WASTED. 1099 00:38:15,867 --> 00:38:18,127 - I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE CALLED PAPARAZZI... 1100 00:38:18,133 --> 00:38:20,003 - HA! - AND WOULD NOT DO IT... 1101 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,430 - OH, MY GOD. - IF I WAS WASTED DRUNK... 1102 00:38:21,433 --> 00:38:22,533 OR OUT AT DOWNTOWN. - OH, MY GOD. 1103 00:38:22,533 --> 00:38:23,703 - DO YOU TALK TO THE PAPARAZZI? 1104 00:38:23,700 --> 00:38:25,100 - NO, MY PUBLICIST TOLD ME THAT. 1105 00:38:25,100 --> 00:38:27,370 MY PUBLICIST TOLD ME THAT-- - YOU HAVE A PUBLICIST? 1106 00:38:27,367 --> 00:38:29,327 - I DO. I DO, AS A LOT OF THE GIRLS DO. 1107 00:38:29,333 --> 00:38:30,373 SHE HAS ONE. - I DON'T. 1108 00:38:30,367 --> 00:38:31,527 - YOU HAVE ONE, RIGHT? 1109 00:38:31,533 --> 00:38:32,603 - YES, I'VE BEEN DOING THIS LONGER THAN YOU. 1110 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:33,830 - YOU HAVE A BOOK, RIGHT? - EXACTLY. 1111 00:38:33,834 --> 00:38:35,334 - WELL, I HAVE A SHOW, HONEY. - A SHOW? 1112 00:38:35,333 --> 00:38:36,633 - SIBERIA. - OH, OH. 1113 00:38:36,633 --> 00:38:37,633 - YEAH. 1114 00:38:37,633 --> 00:38:38,733 - ALL I'M SAYING IS-- 1115 00:38:38,734 --> 00:38:40,004 NOT TO HER-- 1116 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,470 BUT THEY SIT OUTSIDE MY HOUSE, AND NOT BECAUSE OF ME. 1117 00:38:42,467 --> 00:38:44,967 IT'S BECAUSE OF THE DYNAMIC WITH MY EX-HUSBAND AND HIS WIFE. 1118 00:38:44,967 --> 00:38:46,697 AND I'M NOT TALKING--IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SHOW. 1119 00:38:46,700 --> 00:38:47,830 I DON'T THINK I'M IMPORTANT. 1120 00:38:47,834 --> 00:38:50,304 IT IS EXHAUSTING SOMETIMES, 1121 00:38:50,300 --> 00:38:53,070 BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE [bleep] OR I HAVE A BAD NIGHT 1122 00:38:53,066 --> 00:38:54,926 OR, YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE MAKEUP ON 1123 00:38:54,934 --> 00:38:57,504 OR I JUST HAD MY FACE LASERED. 1124 00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:59,800 I WOULD NEVER CALL THEM FOR THAT. 1125 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,600 IT'S JUST NOT IN MY MAKEUP. 1126 00:39:04,867 --> 00:39:06,027 - COMING UP... 1127 00:39:06,033 --> 00:39:08,533 - TREATING PEOPLE BAD IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR IT. 1128 00:39:08,533 --> 00:39:09,633 - IT'S NOT, BUT YOU SHOULD TRY 1129 00:39:09,633 --> 00:39:10,633 TO HAVE A LITTLE COMPASSION FOR IT AS WELL. 1130 00:39:10,633 --> 00:39:11,833 - I DO HAVE EMPATHY IF SHE-- 1131 00:39:11,834 --> 00:39:12,934 BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, THAT'S NOT AN EXCUSE. 1132 00:39:12,934 --> 00:39:15,504 - NO, WELL, YOU HAVEN'T SHOWN IT. 1133 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,630 - SIDNEY FROM GRAND RAPIDS, MICHIGAN, SAID, 1134 00:39:20,633 --> 00:39:23,433 "BRANDI, NEWS FLASH, WE'VE ALL BEEN HURT IN LOVE, 1135 00:39:23,433 --> 00:39:26,303 "BUT THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU A PERMANENT WOE-IS-ME CARD." 1136 00:39:26,300 --> 00:39:29,430 JOYCE, DO YOU THINK BRANDI IS TOO QUICK TO PLAY THE VICTIM? 1137 00:39:29,433 --> 00:39:30,733 - 100%. 1138 00:39:30,734 --> 00:39:33,674 I THINK THERE'S A LOT OF SINGLE MOTHERS OUT THERE 1139 00:39:33,667 --> 00:39:35,997 THAT HAVE A REALLY TOUGH TIME PUTTING EVEN FOOD 1140 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,500 ON THEIR CHILDREN'S TABLES, 1141 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:40,230 AND HERE IS A GORGEOUS, SUCCESSFUL WOMAN 1142 00:39:40,233 --> 00:39:42,233 PLAYING THE "POOR ME" CARD INSTEAD OF SAYING, 1143 00:39:42,233 --> 00:39:44,533 "GOD, THANK YOU FOR ALL THE BLESSINGS I HAVE." 1144 00:39:44,533 --> 00:39:46,373 AND I KNOW AND UNDERSTAND DEPRESSION, 1145 00:39:46,367 --> 00:39:48,527 BUT IT COMES TO A POINT WHERE, IF YOU'RE DEPRESSED, 1146 00:39:48,533 --> 00:39:52,403 YOU DON'T NEED TO TRY TO PULL EVERYBODY WITH YOU. 1147 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:53,930 - SHE MIGHT BE THANKING GOD EVERY MORNING. 1148 00:39:53,934 --> 00:39:55,504 WHAT DO YOU KNOW? - WELL-- 1149 00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:56,830 - WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT DEPRESSION? 1150 00:39:56,834 --> 00:39:58,804 - WELL, I KNOW ABOUT YOU PLAYING THE VICTIM. 1151 00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:00,200 AND I DO KNOW ABOUT DEPRESSION 1152 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:01,630 BECAUSE MY MOTHER WAS VERY DEPRESSED 1153 00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:03,233 AND I WENT THROUGH IT WITH HER. 1154 00:40:03,233 --> 00:40:05,533 MY MOTHER WAS HIGHLY DEPRESSED, AND GUESS WHAT. 1155 00:40:05,533 --> 00:40:07,633 MY MOTHER WAS NOT ONLY SUPER DEPRESSED, 1156 00:40:07,633 --> 00:40:08,933 MY MOTHER HAD THREE JOBS 1157 00:40:08,934 --> 00:40:11,534 TO TRY TO PUT FOOD ON HER CHILDREN'S TABLES. 1158 00:40:11,533 --> 00:40:14,273 I GREW UP WITH THAT. - I HAVE FIVE. 1159 00:40:14,266 --> 00:40:16,426 - SO FOR SOMEBODY TO BE, "OH, I'M DEPRESSED, 1160 00:40:16,433 --> 00:40:18,233 "AND THAT'S WHY I TREAT PEOPLE POORLY. 1161 00:40:18,233 --> 00:40:19,673 I'M HAVING A BAD YEAR." - SHE NEVER SAYS THAT. 1162 00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:21,367 WE'RE SAYING THAT ABOUT HER. - "I'M HAVING A BAD YEAR, 1163 00:40:21,367 --> 00:40:23,767 AND THAT IS WHY I DO ALL THESE THINGS." 1164 00:40:23,767 --> 00:40:25,467 THAT'S NO EXCUSE. 1165 00:40:25,467 --> 00:40:28,627 - LISTEN, I [bleep] UP, AND I SAY I'M SORRY 1166 00:40:28,633 --> 00:40:30,173 WHEN I [bleep] UP. 1167 00:40:30,166 --> 00:40:31,596 - BUT TREATING PEOPLE BAD IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR IT. 1168 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,170 - IT'S NOT, BUT YOU SHOULD TRY 1169 00:40:33,166 --> 00:40:34,366 TO HAVE A LITTLE COMPASSION FOR IT AS WELL. 1170 00:40:34,367 --> 00:40:35,627 - I DO HAVE EMPATHY IF SHE'S DEPRESSED-- 1171 00:40:35,633 --> 00:40:36,873 I DO HAVE EMPATHY-- 1172 00:40:36,867 --> 00:40:38,397 BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, 1173 00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:39,430 THAT'S NOT AN EXCUSE. - YOU HAVEN'T SHOWN IT. 1174 00:40:39,433 --> 00:40:41,533 - I HAVE SHOWN IT. - WE MADE UP. 1175 00:40:41,533 --> 00:40:43,933 AND ALL WAS FINE. EVERYTHING WAS FINE. 1176 00:40:43,934 --> 00:40:45,634 - NOTHING WAS FINE. 1177 00:40:45,633 --> 00:40:47,373 IN MY EYES, EVERYTHING WAS FINE. 1178 00:40:47,367 --> 00:40:49,127 IN YOUR EYES, YOU TURNED AROUND AND SAID, 1179 00:40:49,133 --> 00:40:50,233 "EW, DON'T TOUCH ME." 1180 00:40:50,233 --> 00:40:51,903 - ONE TIME, THAT VERY DAY. 1181 00:40:51,900 --> 00:40:54,530 I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID TO YOU IN PALM SPRINGS. 1182 00:40:54,533 --> 00:40:56,233 - I'M SORRY IF I HURT YOU 1183 00:40:56,233 --> 00:40:57,903 CALLING YOU THE THINGS THAT I CALLED YOU. 1184 00:40:57,900 --> 00:40:59,370 - RESOLUTION. 1185 00:40:59,367 --> 00:41:00,627 - NO BEING CYNICAL, BUT I CAN GIVE YOU A HUG 1186 00:41:00,633 --> 00:41:03,603 AND I CAN MOVE ON. 1187 00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:06,500 - DON'T TOUCH ME! EW! LIKE, DON'T COME NEAR ME. 1188 00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:07,630 - YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE. 1189 00:41:07,633 --> 00:41:09,503 YOU EVEN SAID, "LET ME JUST BE NICE TO HER 1190 00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:10,870 BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PLAY CRAZY." 1191 00:41:10,867 --> 00:41:12,797 WHEN I'M BEING GENUINELY NICE 1192 00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:15,500 AND GENUINELY ACCEPTING YOUR APOLOGY, 1193 00:41:15,500 --> 00:41:17,200 AND THEN YOU ARE JUST TURNING AROUND, 1194 00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:18,470 "WELL, YOU CAN'T PLAY CRAZY. 1195 00:41:18,467 --> 00:41:21,167 LET ME JUST PLAY NICE WITH HER JUST TO PLAY NICE." 1196 00:41:21,166 --> 00:41:22,696 THAT IS A HYPOCRITE. 1197 00:41:22,700 --> 00:41:24,300 I WOULD RATHER YOU TELL ME TO MY FACE, 1198 00:41:24,300 --> 00:41:25,730 "GUESS WHAT. WE DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER. 1199 00:41:25,734 --> 00:41:26,774 LET'S LEAVE IT AT THAT." 1200 00:41:26,767 --> 00:41:28,427 I WOULD RATHER THAT, BRANDI. 1201 00:41:28,433 --> 00:41:29,633 - I'VE ALREADY SAID THAT TO YOU. 1202 00:41:29,633 --> 00:41:30,773 - NO, YOU SAID IT AFTER. AFTER. 1203 00:41:30,767 --> 00:41:32,727 YOU SAID IT NOW. YOU PLAYED NICE IN PUERTO RICO. 1204 00:41:32,734 --> 00:41:35,074 - I TOLD AT LISA'S HOUSE, WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS. 1205 00:41:35,066 --> 00:41:36,466 I DON'T LIKE YOU. YOU DON'T LIKE ME. 1206 00:41:36,467 --> 00:41:38,067 LET'S MOVE FORWARD. - YOU-- 1207 00:41:38,066 --> 00:41:40,196 RIGHT AFTER WE HUGGED IT OUT-- 1208 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:41,370 - I DIDN'T ASK FOR A HUG. 1209 00:41:41,367 --> 00:41:42,727 I DIDN'T WANT TO HUG SOMEBODY-- 1210 00:41:42,734 --> 00:41:44,274 - THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU NOT HUG ME? 1211 00:41:44,266 --> 00:41:45,326 - THE POINT IS, BRANDI, 1212 00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:47,073 YOU MADE UP, AND THEN YOU KIND OF-- 1213 00:41:47,066 --> 00:41:49,666 YOU KIND OF WERE LIKE, "EW, GROSS," YOU KNOW? 1214 00:41:49,667 --> 00:41:50,667 - THAT IS A HYPOCRITE. 1215 00:41:50,667 --> 00:41:51,667 - WHEN YOU MAKE UP WITH SOMEONE 1216 00:41:51,667 --> 00:41:53,197 THAT IS TALKING THAT KIND OF CRAZINESS, 1217 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:54,230 YOU DON'T WANT TO HUG. 1218 00:41:54,233 --> 00:41:55,403 YOU WANT TO SAY, "YOU KNOW WHAT?" 1219 00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,530 - YOU BROUGHT IT UP. - I DON'T--I DIDN'T-- 1220 00:41:57,533 --> 00:41:59,273 - BUT YOU HAD MADE UP. - WE MADE UP. 1221 00:41:59,266 --> 00:42:02,626 - I DON'T WANT TO HUG SOMEBODY THAT CALLED ME THESE LABELS. 1222 00:42:02,633 --> 00:42:05,703 - NEXT WEEK, THE REUNION CONTINUES. 1223 00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:09,230 "JOYCE TOLD EVERYONE HER HUSBAND HAS A BIG PEE-PEE." 1224 00:42:09,233 --> 00:42:12,203 - THAT'S PROBABLY NOT THE WORST REPUTATION ON THE PLANET. 1225 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:13,300 - CAN I NOW SPEAK, PLEASE? 1226 00:42:13,300 --> 00:42:14,570 - YOU LOVE TO SPEAK AND BE THE REFEREE. 1227 00:42:14,567 --> 00:42:17,067 - OH, MY GOD, DID YOU HEAR WHAT SHE JUST SAID? 1228 00:42:17,066 --> 00:42:18,466 - I'VE BEEN A VERY GOOD FRIEND TO YOU. 1229 00:42:18,467 --> 00:42:20,697 - YES, AND YOU'VE BEEN A VERY [bleep] FRIEND AT THE SAME TIME. 1230 00:42:20,700 --> 00:42:23,230 IF THERE WAS A FIRE BURNING AND WE WERE BOTH IN IT-- 1231 00:42:23,233 --> 00:42:25,533 THERE'S SCHEANA AND THERE'S ME-- AND YOU COULD SAVE ONE PERSON, 1232 00:42:25,533 --> 00:42:27,633 WHO ARE YOU GONNA SAVE? 1233 00:42:27,633 --> 00:42:31,303 - SHE'S SITTING THERE CRYING BECAUSE SHE SAYS SHE LOVES YOU. 1234 00:42:31,300 --> 00:42:32,600 - I'M SURPRISED TO HEAR THAT. 1235 00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:35,330 - BRANDI, DO YOU THINK THERE'S HOPE FOR YOU AND LISA? 1236 00:42:35,333 --> 00:42:37,273 - NOW IT'S A WHOLE [bleep] SEASON 1237 00:42:37,266 --> 00:42:39,426 OF LIES ABOUT MY HUSBAND, WHO DOESN'T DESERVE IT. 1238 00:42:39,433 --> 00:42:40,703 - NO. - AND THAT'S WRONG. 1239 00:42:40,700 --> 00:42:42,600 SO AT LEAST ADMIT ONE THING YOU'VE DONE WRONG. 1240 00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,730 - KYLE, I-- - CAN YOU NOT SAY ONE THING? 1241 00:42:45,734 --> 00:42:47,334 - I WAS DEFINITELY UPSET ABOUT THAT. 1242 00:42:47,333 --> 00:42:49,973 - OH, COME ON, MAURICIO. THAT WAS A JOKE. 1243 00:42:49,967 --> 00:42:52,197 - A JOKE IN FRONT OF A FIVE-YEAR-OLD? 1244 00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:55,700 - I DON'T THINK I COULD EVER LET YOU BACK INTO MY LIFE. 1245 00:42:55,700 --> 00:42:57,630 - IT'S NOT NICE TO BE DROPPED. 1246 00:42:57,633 --> 00:43:00,703 WHEN I'M IN A BAD SPACE, YOU PULLED AWAY. 90141