Original subtitles

- TONIGHT...

- YOU'RE A LIAR AND YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE.

AND YOU'RE A PHONY AND A FRAUD.

- AND YOU'RE A BIGOT.

- THE REUNION CONTINUES.

- IT'S HARD 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE FAMILY IN LOS ANGELES,

SO, LIKE, LISA AND KEN WERE KIND OF LIKE MY FAMILY.

- TREATING PEOPLE BAD IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR IT.

- IT'S NOT, BUT YOU SHOULD TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE COMPASSION--

- I DO HAVE EMPATHY IF SHE--

- NO, WELL, YOU HAVEN'T SHOWN IT.

- I MISSED A HUGE CHUNK OF MY [bleep] LIFE...

- OKAY, BUT THAT'S NOT-- - AND MY CHILDREN'S LIVES,

AND I'M SORRY IF I MISSED A PARTY OR TWO.

- I THINK THAT BRANDI, AT TIMES, TAKES IT TOO FAR.

SHE SAYS THAT HERSELF.

- I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE CALLED PAPARAZZI.

- HA!

OH, MY GOD.

- I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO YOU TRASH MY HUSBAND.

STOP TALKING [bleep] BEHIND HIS BACK

WHEN HE'S NOT HERE.

- IT IS PART TWO

OF THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION.

I'M ANDY COHEN.

IN BEVERLY HILLS,

THE PLASTIC SURGEONS USUALLY GET THE CREDIT

FOR WOMEN LOOKING YOUNG,

BUT THERE'S NO SUBSTITUTE

FOR GOOD OLD-FASHIONED DIET AND EXERCISE.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK.

- I HATE, HATE, HATE EXERCISE.

- PUMP IT IN, IN, IN, IN.

COME ON. - I CAN DO A CHICKEN.

[laughter]

- BUT I HAVE TO DO IT BECAUSE I'M OLD.

WELL, STAND UP AND DO IT.

- NO, I'M GOOD HERE.

- IT'S HARD TO EXERCISE SIX DAYS A WEEK,

AND IT'S HARD TO NOT EAT ANY SUGAR.

NO, THAT'S TOO BIG. HALF OF THAT.

AND IT'S HARD TO HAVE TO EAT SALAD EVERY DAY.

CHILD ABUSE.

I'M ON A DIET, SO I'M ONLY DOING--

- REALLY? NOT EVEN--

- LET ME JUST SMELL IT.

- AND THAT--TOUCH.

- OH.

BUT NOW YOU SEE HOW IT PAYS OFF. - YEAH.

- [screams]

OH, MY GOD, LISA LOOKS SO HOT.

- SHE'S GOT THAT, LIKE, JESSICA RABBIT FIGURE.

TINY WAIST, BOOBS, BOOTY. - AND THE BUTT.

- OH, YES. - DOESN'T THAT FEEL NICE?

- 'CAUSE YOUR ASS IS HOLDING YOU UP.

- SHE HAS A GREAT BUTT.

- THIS IS WHERE YOU GRAB MY ASS, LIKE THIS,

AND THEN I GO BACK LIKE THIS.

[groans] OKAY.

- KIM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

MOVING TO PALM SPRINGS?

- OH, THAT'S MY JUICER.

- KIM, YOU DID NOT BRING A JUICER.

- JUICE.

- THIS MAY NOT BE FLATTERING ON THE BUTT, THOUGH.

- YOU'RE ALWAYS COMPLAINING TO ME ABOUT YOUR BODY DYSMORPHIA,

BUT--WELL, I'M CALLING IT BODY DYSMORPHIA--

BUT YOU'RE LOOKING SO GOOD. - OH, THANK YOU.

- 15 REVERSE LUNGES.

SO I WANT YOU TO DRIVE THAT BACK KNEE DOWN

TOWARD THE GROUND.

- I'VE ALWAYS BEEN ONE OF THOSE GIRLS

THAT EATS AND DOESN'T WORK OUT AND...I'M LUCKY.

OKAY, AND WE'RE DONE. LET'S GO EAT SOME CAKE.

- NO.

- JUST WAIT UNTIL YOUR METABOLISM SLOWS DOWN.

- KIM, YOU BROUGHT YOUR JUICER TO PALM SPRINGS?

- YES, I DID.

- DID YOU THINK YOU COULDN'T GET JUICE THERE?

- SO I BROUGHT MY JUICER SO I COULD DO MY PINEAPPLE,

MY GREEN AND ORANGE MELON, AND MY GRAPEFRUITS.

- VERY GOOD. - AND I TAKE IT A LOT OF PLACES.

SO DON'T THINK I JUST BROUGHT IT ON THAT TRIP.

- OKAY, DID YOU BRING YOUR JUICER TONIGHT TO MY HOUSE?

- NO, BUT IF I WAS GONNA BE HERE TILL TOMORROW,

IT WOULD DEFINITELY HAVE BEEN IN MY BAG.

- NATALIE FROM MESQUITE, NEVADA, SAID,

"WOW, YOU LADIES ARE IN GREAT SHAPE,

"BUT I CAN NEVER TELL IF IT'S BECAUSE OF PLASTIC SURGERY

"OR IF IT'S AU NATUREL.

HAS ANYONE HAD ANYTHING DONE RECENTLY?"

- I DO BOTOX, NOT FILLERS.

AS I SAID TO BRANDI, "I DON'T DO FILLERS."

SHE GOES, "I CAN TELL." [both laugh]

- I WAS TRYING TO HELP HER. - I DON'T DO FILLER ON MY FACE.

- BRANDI, DO YOU DO-- YOU DO FILLERS.

- YEAH, AND I'VE OVERDONE IT, AND I'M LIKE,

"WHOA, WHAT HAPPENED?"

BUT I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A FACE LIFT.

I DON'T WANT TO END UP

LIKE THAT GIRL THAT GOT FIRED LAST YEAR.

I JUST DON'T.

- BRANDI, I WILL SAY

YOUR CHEEKS ARE GETTING BIGGER

EVERY TIME I SEE YOU.

- THEY'RE NOT. - THEY'RE NOT?

- THEY'RE NOT. I SWEAR.

- YOU LOOK DIFFERENT.

- I LOOK DIFFERENT RIGHT NOW? - YES, YOU DO.

- OKAY, I DON'T-- I HAVE RED LIPSTICK ON.

- OKAY.

- MY CHEEKS--YOU CAN FEEL THEM. I MEAN, THEY'RE MY CHEEKS.

I HAVE--FEEL.

- THEY FEEL GOOD. - I DON'T KNOW.

I MEAN, I HAVE A ZIT OVER HERE.

- OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

- EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT MY CHEEKS.

IT DRIVES ME NUTS.

- VERONICA FROM EWING, NEW JERSEY, SAID,

"JOYCE, IN YOUR OPENING LINE, YOU SAY,

"'YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO YOUNG OR TOO THIN.'

"WOMEN HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS WITH EATING DISORDERS.

WHY WOULD YOU KEEP PERPETUATING THAT YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO THIN?"

- OF COURSE I THINK YOU CAN BE TOO YOUNG, I'M A MOTHER.

AND OF COURSE I THINK YOU CAN BE TOO THIN.

I WAS BULLIED FOR BEING TOO SKINNY.

MY TAGLINE OF CHOICE WAS, "BEAUTY'S ONLY SKIN-DEEP.

IT'S WHAT'S IN YOUR HEART THAT MATTERS."

AND I WISH IT WOULD'VE BEEN THAT, BUT IT WASN'T.

- OKAY, I WANT TO SWITCH GEARS.

CARLTON, I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR "WITCHCRAFT,"

BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE OTHER WOMEN HERE BELIEVE

THAT YOU HAVE HEXED THEM.

- OKAY, WELL, THAT'S INACCURATE, BUT ANYWAY...

- WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO PRACTICE WITCHCRAFT?

- JUST SHOW US, COME ON. - THANK YOU.

- DO SOMETHING. - LET ME GET MY CAULDRON.

NO, I PRACTICE WITCHCRAFT,

WHICH IS--BASICALLY, IT'S ABOUT HARNESSING NATURE'S ENERGIES,

ANYTHING THAT NATURE HAS TO OFFER

THAT HAS, YOU KNOW, HAS A VIBRATION,

AND THAT'S WHAT I USE.

- SO WHEN YOU HARNESS THE ENERGIES...

- YES. - WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THEM?

- IT'S TO AFFECT A NEEDED POSITIVE CHANGE.

- WHAT IS DARK MAGIC?

- MY FAMILY SITUATION-- SO, I GREW UP IN A TOUGH HOME,

AND MY WAY OF ESCAPE WAS THROUGH WHAT I PRACTICED,

AND THAT WASN'T SOMETHING THAT I FELL INTO.

IT WAS SOMETHING THAT HAD BEEN AROUND ME AS A LITTLE GIRL,

AND WHEN MY MOM MARRIED MY STEPFATHER,

THAT WAS MY ESCAPE.

SO, YEAH, IT WOULD BE CONSIDERED THAT IT WAS DARK,

BUT IT WAS ALSO A VERY DARK PERIOD

OF MY YOUNGER YEARS.

AND ONCE MY MOM DIVORCED HIM,

EVERYTHING SHIFTED.

- WELL, KYLE MAY HAVE STARRED

IN ONE OF CARLTON'S FAVORITE MOVIES, HALLOWEEN,

BUT BETWEEN BEE MURDER, RELIGIOUS QUESTIONING,

AND GIFTS SPURNED,

CARLTON WAS NOT HER NUMBER ONE FAN.

TAKE A LOOK.

- I SAW THIS BIRD FLY INTO THE LIVING ROOM

WHERE WE WERE SITTING,

AND THE CAT WENT FOR IT, AND--

- I'M GONNA OPEN THE WINE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

SHARON, YOU WANT WHITE WINE OR RED?

- I DIDN'T APPRECIATE THAT.

I DON'T CARE IF SHE WAS BORED TO DEATH.

IT WAS RUDE.

- OH, MY GOD, THERE'S A BEE.

SHARON, KILL IT FOR ME IF YOU LOVE ME.

- [gasps]

NO!

- SORRY, I'M ALLERGIC.

- DON'T LIFT IT UP. - BUT DON'T KILL IT.

- OH, WELL. - THIS IS [bleep] UP.

WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A AWFUL THING?

- [snorts]

[laughter]

- I'M A BEE MURDER ACCOMPLICE.

[laughing]

[snorts]

- WHEN I MET YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME

AT THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE,

YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT LISA'S NIPPLE.

THAT DIDN'T SIT WELL WITH ME

BECAUSE I THINK THAT LISA'S YOUR FRIEND.

- THERE'S A MEXICAN EXPRESSION

WHEN SOMEONE'S LOOKING FOR A PROBLEM.

CARLTON IS LOOKING FOR TITS ON AN ANT.

CAN I JUST PEEK AT THAT? - YES. IT'S NOT DONE.

- IS THAT A JEWISH STAR? - REALLY?

- WAIT A MINUTE. - ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME?

FOR SOMEBODY WHO'S JEWISH,

YOU THOUGHT THE STAR ON THE BACK OF MY NECK WAS A JEWISH STAR

WHEN YOU KNOW I'M BLOODY WICCA?

SO PLEASE--BULL[bleep].

- I COULDN'T SEE THE WHOLE THING,

AND THERE'S CONFESSIONALS IN HER HOUSE,

AND THERE'S CROSSES, AND SHE'S A WICCAN.

MAYBE SHE HAS A JEWISH STAR. WHAT DO I KNOW?

AND YOU KNOW WHAT? AND YOU SAID TO ME,

"ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME? I HAVE A JEWISH STAR?"

OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE ANTI-SEMITIC.

- SEE? OH, AND THERE IT IS.

OF COURSE. AND THAT'S WHAT YOU DO,

AND YOU JUST PROVED IT.

YOU LABEL.

THERE'S NOTHING ANTI-SEMITIC ABOUT ME,

AND DON'T YOU [bleep] DARE GO THERE.

DON'T YOU [bleep] DARE.

NO.

- OKAY, LOVELY.

SO YOU SAY THAT YOU CAME IN LOOKING FOR TITS ON AN ANT.

YOU THOUGHT THAT SHE HAD PRECONCEIVED NOTIONS ABOUT YOU.

- ABSOLUTELY. - SHE SAYS SHE DID NOT.

- FIRST DAY AT THE BEVERLY HILLS CHAMBER OF COMMERCE PARTY,

I WENT UP TO YOU.

I WELCOMED YOU, I WELCOMED YOUR HUSBAND,

AND I SAID, YOU KNOW, "PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CALL ME,"

YOU KNOW, "WE'RE EXCITED TO HAVE YOU."

DID I NOT SAY THAT TO YOU? - YOU ABSOLUTELY DID.

- OKAY. YOU JUST WANTED TO HATE ME.

YOU WERE LOOKING FOR PROBLEMS SINCE DAY ONE.

- NO, AND THAT'S NOT TRUE. - YES, IT IS TRUE.

- THAT'S NOT TRUE. - IT IS TRUE.

YOU KEPT SAYING THINGS AND BEING RUDE TO ME

WHEN I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO YOU.

- OH, MY GOSH. - AND YOU WERE JUDGING.

AND YOU CAME IN AS A VIEWER OF THE SHOW.

- I WASN'T A VIEWER OF THE SHOW. - YES, YOU WERE, CARLTON.

- NO, I WASN'T. - PLEASE, YES, YOU WERE.

- I CAN'T-- - YOU HAD SEEN THE SHOW BEFORE.

- I HAD WATCHED A COUPLE OF EPISODES.

- YOU'RE LYING, CARLTON. - I AM NOT LYING.

- YOU'RE A LIAR, AND YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE.

AND YOU'RE A PHONY AND A FRAUD. - AND YOU'RE A BIGOT.

- COMING UP...

- I'M STILL LETTING HER GO.

I MEAN, I STILL MISS HER EVERY DAY.

NOT GONNA--GONNA LIE.

- YOU'RE LYING, CARLTON. - I AM NOT LYING.

- YOU'RE A LIAR, AND YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE.

AND YOU'RE A PHONY AND A FRAUD. - AND YOU'RE A BIGOT.

- JOE FROM TOLUCA LAKE, CALIFORNIA, SAID,

"CARLTON, YOU'RE WICCAN,

"BUT YOUR HOUSE IS FULL OF DIFFERENT RELIGIOUS SYMBOLS,

"LIKE CROSSES, A CONFESSIONAL.

"IS IT REALLY SURPRISING THAT KYLE WOULD MISTAKE

YOUR PENTAGRAM TATTOO FOR A STAR OF DAVID?"

- IT'S SOMETHING THAT I FELT, WITH KYLE,

THAT I DIDN'T CLICK WITH HER.

IT WAS JUST AN ENERGY THING.

AND THE COMMENTS THAT SHE WAS MAKING--

IT WASN'T COMING FROM A GENUINE PLACE OF INTEREST.

IT WAS MORE THAT IT WAS A QUESTION AT ME,

AND IT WAS A CONSISTENT BUILDUP OF LITTLE, LITTLE THINGS.

- YOU HAVE A CROSS THAT SAYS "[bleep] YOU" ON IT.

- I DO. - YOU HAVE PENTAGRAMS.

I DON'T--I'M-- IT WAS A GENUINE QUESTION,

AND I'M TRYING TO GET TO KNOW YOU.

- BUT IT'S JUST-- - WHAT SHOULD I DO?

ASK YOU ABOUT YOUR SEX TOYS?

- I'M GONNA START ASKING YOU ABOUT YOUR RELIGION?

- GO AHEAD, I DON'T CARE. I'M PROUD OF IT.

- I'M PROUD OF MY RELIGION. - YOU DON'T SEEM LIKE IT.

- OH, WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

- WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU GET SO DEFENSIVE ABOUT IT.

- I'M DEFENSIVE AROUND YOU.

I'M NOT DEFENSIVE AROUND YOLANDA.

I'M NOT DEFENSIVE AROUND BRANDI OR LISA.

- THAT'S RIGHT. WHY? WHY?

- BUT IT'S BEEN A CONSTANT--

ALL ANYONE EVER TALKS ABOUT WITH CARLTON IS,

"SHE'S A WITCH. SHE'S A WITCH."

- I'VE HAD ENOUGH. - IT'S LIKE, "WE GET IT."

- YOU HAVE A LOT OF CROSSES ON YOUR WALLS.

- YES. - YOU HAVE A CROSS ON YOUR ARM.

- YES, BUT CROSSES ARE PART OF MY RELIGION.

- YOU HAVE PENTAGRAMS... - YES.

- WHICH I KNOW WHAT A PENTAGRAM LOOKS LIKE,

'CAUSE I'VE SEEN IT ON RICHARD RAMIREZ,

THE NIGHT STALKER.

SO I KNOW WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE. - OH, THAT'S HYSTERICAL.

- AND, WELL, I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE,

SO I KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

AND I KNOW WHAT A STAR OF DAVID IS, OKAY?

- YOU KNEW--YOU POINTED OUT IN PALM DESERT

ABOUT MY PENTAGRAM.

YOU KNEW THAT WAS A PENTAGRAM. - YEAH.

I SAW THIS PART.

OKAY, I NEED YOU TO LET ME FINISH.

- THIS WAS ONE MORE DIG.

THIS WAS ONE MORE GOADING HER FOR ME TO REACT.

- I CERTAINLY WOULD NOT THINK ASKING,

"IS THAT A STAR OF DAVID, OR A JEWISH STAR,"

IS OFFENSIVE WHEN I'M JEWISH.

- I'M NOT OFFENDED BY THE STAR OF DAVID.

I WAS OFFENDED BY YOU.

- WHAT WOULD HER MOTIVE HAVE BEEN?

WHAT--WHAT--WHAT WOULD YOU--

- IT WAS TO GET A KNEE-JERK REACTION FROM ME, BECAUSE--

- SHE WAS GOADING YOU. - IT WAS CONSTANT.

- WHAT IS KNEE-JERK ABOUT A STAR OF DAVID?

THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL SYMBOL.

- IT'S NOT ABOUT THE BEAUTIFUL STAR OF DAVID.

- DO YOU LADIES THINK SO? I'M CURIOUS.

YOLANDA OR BRANDI? - I DON'T KNOW WHAT--

- HOLD ON. BRANDI OR YOLANDA.

DO YOU THINK THAT KYLE WAS TRYING TO GOAD HER?

OR WHAT--WHAT--WHAT'S YOUR--

- WHAT MEANS "GOAD"?

- GOAD MEANS-- - PROVOKE.

- WAS SHE TRYING TO PROVOKE HER BY SAYING,

"IS THAT A JEWISH STAR?"

- I FEEL THAT, AT TIMES,

CARLTON IS MAYBE OVERLY SENSITIVE

ABOUT THE RELIGION THING,

AND I DO THINK THAT KYLE HAS, YOU KNOW,

ALWAYS KEPT ASKING ABOUT THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER.

LIKE, I WENT HOME AFTER THAT LUNCH

AND GOOGLED "WICCAN"

BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THAT MEANT.

SHE'S NEVER REACTED TO ME THAT WAY

BECAUSE I GUESS MAYBE I DON'T PROVOKE HER TO--

- NO, BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU'RE COMING FROM

A GENUINE PLACE OF INTEREST.

- BUT HAVING-- WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

- I WANT TO HEAR FROM BRANDI. - HERE'S THE THING.

KYLE'S JEWISH, SO I DON'T THINK

HER THINKING IT'S A JEWISH STAR IS AN INSULT.

- I DIDN'T SAY-- - NO, NO.

- I NEVER SAID THAT WAS AN INSULT, BRANDI.

- I DON'T THINK SHE WAS GOING AFTER YOU IN ANY WAY.

I KNOW THAT YOU DIDN'T-- YOU DON'T LIKE HER.

WE ALL KNOW THAT.

BUT I THINK SHE WAS JUST SHOCKED

THAT YOU MIGHT HAVE A JEWISH STAR ON YOUR NECK,

'CAUSE WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE NOT JEWISH.

- NO, AND THAT'S NOT ACCURATE.

- I WANT TO GET TO THE ANTI-SEMITE CONVERSATION.

YOU THREW THAT WORD OUT. WHY?

- SO WHEN WE SAT AT THE DINNER TABLE THAT NIGHT,

I THOUGHT MAYBE THAT'S WHY SHE DOESN'T LIKE ME,

'CAUSE SHE WAS ACTING SO OFFENDED

THAT IT WOULD BE A JEWISH STAR. - OH...

- SO THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT IN MY MIND--

"MAYBE THAT'S WHY SHE HASN'T LIKED ME FROM THE BEGINNING,"

AND I SAID THAT.

- LISA, YOU WERE THERE FOR THE ANTI-SEMITE COMMENT.

WHAT DID YOU THINK?

- WELL, I THINK IT'S A VERY DANGEROUS THING TO SAY.

I THINK, REALLY, IF KYLE REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT IT,

SHE WOULD TAKE IT BACK.

I THINK IT WAS AT THE SPUR OF THE MOMENT,

AND I REALLY SYMPATHIZE WITH, YOU KNOW,

THE WHOLE SITUATION-- THE RAMIFICATIONS

OF JUST CALLING SOMEBODY THAT--

YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT.

- NO, I SAID THAT.

I SAID IT IN MY BLOG, AND I JUST SAID IT NOW.

I-I--YOU KNOW-- - SHE WAS HAVING A TEMPER--

- I MEAN, THIS WOMAN HAS BEEN COMING AFTER ME--

- BUT WOULD YOU TAKE IT BACK?

- UH, YEAH, I WOULD TAKE IT BACK, FOR SURE.

YOU AND I HAVE HAD A GREAT FRIENDSHIP FOR--

WE DID. - [laughs]

- NO, WE DID. WE--LISA AND I--

WE REALLY DID HAVE A GENUINE, GOOD FRIENDSHIP,

AND WE'VE GONE UP AND DOWN.

BUT THESE ARE THINGS THAT MAKE ME CRAZY.

YOU KNOW I HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING TO HER,

AND THAT NIGHT AT THE TABLE, YOU EVEN DEFENDED ME.

BUT THEN, IN THE BLOG LATER,

BECAUSE WE'VE HAD ISSUES AND SHE'S SPEAKING TO YOU,

YOU ALL OF A SUDDEN SAY THE ARGUMENT WAS MY FAULT.

THAT IS NOT OKAY WITH ME. - HALF THE TIME,

LISA IS SUPPRESSING FOR THEM.

- I CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT I SAID IN THE BLOG.

- WELL, I REMEMBER VERY CLEARLY THAT IT WAS KYLE'S FAULT

THAT I HAD THE ARGUMENT AT THE TABLE.

- I DON'T THINK I SAID IT WAS KYLE'S FAULT.

DID I? - FIRST OF ALL, YOU SAT DOWN--

- NO, I FELT THAT YOU WERE A LITTLE DISRESPECTFUL TO HER.

I DON'T BELIEVE I PUT, "IT'S KYLE'S FAULT."

- IN THE EPISODE, YOU SPOKE IN A VERY DIFFERENT TUNE,

BECAUSE THAT NIGHT, WE WERE SPEAKING.

SO IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE YOU DEFEND AND BACK UP

WHOEVER YOU KNOW WILL BACK YOU.

- THE ANTI-SEMITIC REMARK

IS SUCH A HUGE, HORRIFIC LABEL

TO THROW AT ANYBODY, TO ACCUSE THEM OF BEING THAT,

BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT THAT WOULD REPRESENT.

IT'S JUST--IT'S FILLED WITH SO MUCH HATE

THAT YOU COULD EVEN IMAGINE

THAT THAT WAS WHERE I WAS COMING FROM.

- WELL, YOU'VE HATED ME SO MUCH FOR NOTHING.

- I DON'T HATE YOU. I'VE DISLIKED YOU.

I'VE DISLIKED THINGS ABOUT YOU.

- YOU CALLED ME "VILE KYLE" ON A RED CARPET.

- I HAVE DISLIKED YOU.

- OKAY, BE QUIET FOR A MINUTE, PLEASE.

- NO, I WON'T BE QUIET. IT WAS ANOTHER EXAMPLE...

- YOU NEED TO LET ME--

- OF YOUR RUDENESS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

THAT'S WHY I DON'T LIKE YOU. - ARE YOU DONE?

- YOU'RE RUDE--I'M NOT DONE. YOU'RE RUDE.

- WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME IS NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

- YOU OBVIOUSLY OBSESS ABOUT ME. - SHUT UP.

- YOU'RE SO OBSESSED ABOUT MY RELIGION.

- HONEY, I DON'T GIVE A FLYING [bleep] ABOUT YOU.

- YOU KNOW WHAT?

THE GOOD NEWS IS, THERE'S TWO WAYS THIS CAN GO.

YOU'RE EITHER GONNA WIND UP BEING FRIENDS

OR YOU'RE NOT... - THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

- AND I THINK YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY NOT.

- NO. - YOU DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER.

YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER, AND THAT'S FINE.

OKAY, I WANT TO MOVE ON.

IT SEEMS LIKE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO EVER AGE IN BEVERLY HILLS

ARE THE KIDS, AND, LADIES, THIS YEAR,

YOU ALL HAD TO START FACING SOME HARD TRUTHS:

YOUR BABIES ARE GROWING UP AND LEAVING THE NEST.

TAKE A LOOK.

- CAN YOU PLEASE PUT YOUR CAR AWAY?

- OKAY. - THANK YOU.

- NO! - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NO"?

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

- I THINK MY LIFE DESCRIBED IN ONE WORD IS SIMPLY "BLESSED."

- I WANT BANANA. - NO.

- I WANT A BANANA RIGHT NOW.

- CAN I JUST SHOW YOU A QUICK WAY

SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO CUT ONE PIECE AT A TIME?

- I KNOW HOW TO DO IT. - STOP SAYING YOU KNOW.

YOU DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T EVER GROUND MY CHILDREN.

I HAVEN'T REALLY NEEDED TO,

BUT THEY UNDERSTAND ONCE I GET TO THAT POINT

WHERE MY EYES CHANGE, THAT MOMMY'S SERIOUS.

DON'T LOOK AT ME WITH A KNIFE IN YOUR HAND.

LOOK AT THE [bleep] CELERY.

- HELLO. OH, YOU LOOK SO PRETTY.

KIMBERLY WILL BE GRADUATING FROM HIGH SCHOOL

AND TAKING HER NEW JOURNEY OFF TO COLLEGE.

- DID YOU LOOK AT ANY SCHOOLS IN NEW YORK WHEN YOU GUYS WENT?

- NO, NOT YET, BUT I'M GONNA GO LOOK AT SCHOOLS.

- ALEXIA IS ONE YEAR YOUNGER THAN KIMBERLY,

SO I KNOW THAT IT'S MY TURN NEXT.

- WE'RE GONNA WRAP ALL THE BREAKABLE STUFF

IN THIS, YEAH?

GIGI'S LEAVING AT THE END OF THE SUMMER

TO GO TO COLLEGE IN NEW YORK.

AS MUCH AS I'M SAD TO SEE HER GO,

SHE'S READY TO FLY.

THESE, I AM GONNA HANG IN HERE

SO WHEN I COME IN HERE IN THE MORNING,

I GET TO SEE YOUR FACE.

- THAT'S WEIRD.

- I HAVE, LIKE, 1,000 THINGS IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW

THAT--OF ALL THE THINGS I STILL WANT TO TELL YOU.

- EVERY DAY SINCE YOU'VE BEEN IN MY LIFE

HAS BEEN A JOY.

I HAVE LOVED WATCHING YOU GROW.

- YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.

- OKAY, BE SAFE. - I WILL.

I'LL BE FINE.

I WILL BE FINE. - I KNOW YOU WILL.

I KNOW YOU'RE FINE. I TRUST THAT YOU'LL BE FINE.

I JUST MISS YOU.

- I'LL MISS YOU TOO.

- WATERWORKS, STILL.

KIM, THAT REALLY GETS TO YOU, HUH?

- YEAH.

- WHAT DID THAT FEEL LIKE FOR YOU, LETTING HER GO?

- I'M STILL LETTING HER GO.

I MEAN, I STILL MISS HER EVERY DAY.

NOT GONNA--GONNA LIE.

I'M WATCHING-- I'M WATCHING YOLANDA LIKE THAT.

IT'S--

IT'S WATCHING THE EXCITEMENT OF WATCHING THEM

GO OFF TO START THEIR LIFE.

I'M WATCHING THE LITTLE ONES WITH THEIR MOMS

THAT THEY HAVEN'T LEFT YET AND THERE'S--

THERE'S THAT--

I MISS HER. I'M SO PROUD OF HER.

I'M WATCHING THE GOOD-BYE,

WHICH YOU NEVER REALLY WANT TO HAVE.

REMEMBERING ALL THE WONDERFUL TIMES

THAT I'VE HAD WITH HER.

- AND YOU TOO, YOLANDA. - YEAH.

IT'S AN EXTRAORDINARY EXPERIENCE.

I MEAN, AS A MOM, YOU KNOW,

YOU HAVE 18 YEARS WITH THEM,

AND IT JUST SEEMS GONE IN NO TIME,

AND, YOU KNOW,

I GET REALLY EMOTIONAL SEEING IT.

EVEN THOUGH I'M SO PROUD THAT SHE'S IN NEW YORK

AND KICKING ASS AND MAKING A LIFE FOR HERSELF,

IT'S STILL--I WATCH, AND, YOU KNOW,

IT MAKES YOU EMOTIONAL, BECAUSE--

- AND YOU TOO, JOYCE.

- IT'S EMOTIONAL TO SEE.

AND I KNOW I SPOKE A LOT WITH KIM ABOUT IT,

SO I KNOW WHAT SHE WENT THROUGH.

AND, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU BECOME A PARENT,

THEN YOU REALIZE,

"WOW, I KNOW NOW WHAT MY MOM MUST HAVE BEEN FEELING

WHEN I JUST PACKED THOSE TWO BAGS AND CAME TO L.A.,"

YOU KNOW?

- YEAH, THE MEANING CHANGES WHEN YOU DO IT YOURSELF.

- YOLANDA, HOW IS GIGI DOING? - SHE'S AMAZING.

SHE OPENED FASHION WEEK, WHICH WAS AMAZING, YOU KNOW?

SHE'S THE NEW VICTORIA'S SECRET ROOKIE OF THE YEAR OF 2014,

SO SHE'S--SHE'S MAKING--

- VICTORIA'S SECRET ROOKIE OF THE YEAR?

- NO, SPORTS ILLUSTRATED.

[laughter]

DID I SAY VICTORIA'S SECRET? - YEAH.

- SEE, I'M NOT 100%, BUT I'M GETTING THERE.

- KIM, HOW'S KIMBERLY? - SHE'S DOING GREAT.

SHE'S A KAPPA KAPPA GAMMA,

AND SHE LOVES LIVING AT HER DORM.

AND SHE'S DOING GREAT IN HER SCHOOLING.

SHE JUST LOVES IT.

- RACHEL FROM SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA, SAID,

"WOW, FOR NEW YORK,

"GIGI'S APARTMENT MIGHT AS WELL BE A MANSION.

"YOLANDA, DOES SHE MAKE ENOUGH FROM HER MODELING

"TO PAY HER OWN WAY THERE,

OR ARE YOU STILL SUPPORTING HER?"

- NO, SHE'S PAYING HER OWN RENT EVERY MONTH.

- WOW. - I'M EXCITED TO LET YOU KNOW.

I MEAN, I BOUGHT HER THE FURNITURE

AND I SET HER UP,

BUT SHE'S-- SHE'S ON HER OWN NOW.

- RYAN FROM CARLSBAD, CALIFORNIA, WANTS TO KNOW,

"BRANDI, WE GET TO SEE PAPARAZZI PICTURES

"OF YOUR KIDS WITH EDDIE AND LEANN ALL THE TIME.

WILL WE EVER GET TO SEE THEM WITH YOU ON THE SHOW?"

- I WISH I COULD SHOW THAT SIDE OF ME.

UNFORTUNATELY, MY EX-HUSBAND DOES NOT WANT THEM

IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA,

AND IT'S JUST BEEN A GIANT ARGUMENT

BETWEEN THE TWO OF US,

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT THEM IN THE FOREFRONT,

BUT WHEN I'M SHOOTING AT MY HOME,

I WANT TO SHOW A DIFFERENT SIDE OF ME.

AND I WOULD LOVE TO SHOW ME BEING A PARENT

TO A TEN-YEAR-OLD AND A SIX-YEAR-OLD.

I AM CONCERNED AT WHAT THEY MIGHT SAY,

BUT THEY'RE BOYS.

- BUT SEEING HER AT HOME WITH HER KIDS,

IT'S SO DIFFERENT THAN SEEING HER EVEN HERE.

SHE'S SUCH A GREAT MOM.

HER KIDS ARE SO, LIKE, FUN AND HAPPY AND SO WELL-ADJUSTED.

AND SHE COOKS AND SHE BARBECUES

AND SWIMS IN THE POOL WITH THEM.

IT'S SO FUN TO SEE HER AT HOME WITH HER KIDS LIKE THAT.

- KYLE, HOW ARE YOU PREPARING FOR ALEXIA GOING TO COLLEGE?

- I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT.

I REALLY--I HAVE TO, LIKE-- I CAN'T WATCH THE GIGI STUFF.

I CAN'T WATCH THAT STUFF, BECAUSE I DID THIS WITH FARRAH.

I REALLY--I JUST CAN'T. [laughs]

- COMING UP... - THAT IS A LIE.

I NEVER SAID THAT TO YOU.

- WELCOME BACK

TO THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION.

KIM AND LISA HAVE NEVER BEEN THE CLOSEST OF FRIENDS.

AFTER ALL, ONE HAS A PIT BULL AND THE OTHER HAS GIGGY.

BUT WHEN THEIR PLEASANT TOLERANCE

FOR EACH OTHER TOOK A TURN,

KIM WASN'T AFRAID TO SAY HOW SHE FELT.

LET'S SEE HOW THAT TURNED OUT.

- MY PANTIES ARE ALL IN A WAD.

- SIT DOWN HERE. - [laughs]

LITERALLY. - HUH?

- AND MY PANTIES ARE IN A WAD LITERALLY.

- WE DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT. OKAY.

NO, COME ON. IT'S OKAY.

- BAM! DON'T SHUT THAT DOOR IN MY FACE.

DON'T YOU EVEN.

YOU KNOW WHAT, LISA? I'M SO TIRED OF YOU

TELLING ME WHAT TO DO TODAY. - OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

- YOU'VE BEEN ANNOYING ME SO BAD, HONESTLY.

YOU'VE BEEN ANNOYING ME TONIGHT.

- I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH KIM.

LET'S BE HONEST, EVEN IF I DID,

I'D LET IT GO, SHALL WE SAY?

- THE GRADUATION-- FOR KIMBERLY'S GRADUATION,

WHICH, BY THE WAY, YOU DIDN'T MAKE.

- I WAS IN MISSOURI. - YOU WERE NOT.

YOU WERE AT SUR. - I WAS NOT.

I WAS IN MISSOURI THIS WEEKEND.

- NO, MY HAIRDRESSER SAW YOU AT SUR.

TO JUST MAKE UP A LIE AND TO SAY SHE'S AWAY,

IT BOTHERED ME.

- I'M SURE THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS

KIM HASN'T TURNED UP FOR.

- THAT WASN'T VERY NICE, ACTUALLY.

- WHATEVER YOU THINK.

- SHE MAKES AN AWESOME TEAM WITH HER HUSBAND.

SHE LOVES PANDORA AND SHE LOVES HER DOG.

THAT IS ABOUT THE END OF IT.

THAT'S IT.

- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT COMMENT?

- WELL, HURTFUL.

I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE DISMISSIVE

WHEN I SHUT THE DOOR,

BUT I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA GO TO THE BATHROOM

OR PULL HER UNDERWEAR DOWN.

- WHY DO YOU THINK SHE FEELS

THAT YOU DON'T TAKE HER SERIOUSLY?

- I--MAYBE I JUST DON'T GET HER, YOU KNOW?

I JUST DON'T GET WHEN SHE'S TALKING ABOUT TURTLES.

- WHEN HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ME TALK ABOUT A TURTLE?

OTHER THAN ANDY JOKING,

HAVE YOU HEARD ME SAY, "I LIKE A TURTLE"?

- WELL, NO, BUT THINGS YOU SAY. YOU'RE ECCENTRIC.

MAYBE SOME OF THE THINGS, I DON'T GET.

BUT I'VE BEEN VERY CONSIDERATE OF YOU,

AND I'VE NEVER CALLED YOU OUT,

AND MANY TIMES, YOU HAVE LET ME DOWN.

SO, YEAH, IT GOES BOTH WAYS.

- WAIT, WAIT, LET'S LOOK BACK OVER THE LAST FEW YEARS.

IT SEEMS TO ME, ANY TIME YOU HAD AN OPPORTUNITY,

WHEN YOU KNEW I WASN'T OKAY,

YOU WERE SAYING TO MY SISTER, "WHERE'S KIM?

OH, DEAR, IS SHE-- DID SHE MISS THE BOAT?"

AND YES, I MISSED A WHOLE LOT, LISA.

- AND I NEVER CALLED YOU OUT. - AND IT WASN'T JUST YOUR PARTY.

- WHA--I NEVER EVEN MADE IT IMPORTANT.

- I MISSED A HUGE CHUNK OF MY [bleep] LIFE..

- OKAY, BUT THAT'S NOT-- - AND MY CHILDREN'S LIVES,

AND I'M SORRY IF I MISSED A PARTY OR TWO.

I NOW HAVE SPENT THE LAST TWO YEARS...

- I NEVER EVEN MENTIONED... - REBUILDING MY LIFE.

- UNTIL NOW, THAT YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP FOR PANDORA'S WEDDING

AND MADE A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT.

ANYTHING THAT YOU HAVEN'T SHOWED UP,

I'VE NEVER MADE A BIG DEAL OF IT.

- WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT

IS WHEN YOU WERE CONSTANTLY SAYING,

"WHERE'S KIM? OH, KIM'S NOT COMING.

OH, KIM'S GONNA BE LATE."

AND YOU WOULD DO IT,

AND IT WOULD POINT OUT THE FACT THAT SHE WASN'T SHOWING UP.

- WHEN? - YOU COULD MAKE A MONTAGE.

- SHE FEELS LIKE LISA WANTS TO LOOK LIKE

SHE'S CONCERNED ABOUT KIM,

BUT SHE'S ACTUALLY TRYING TO POINT OUT

THAT KIM'S MISSING SOMETHING

AND, YOU KNOW, INDICATING HER PAST BEHAVIOR.

- I ALWAYS HEAR YOU SAY, "I'VE BEEN SO SUPPORTIVE.

I'VE BEEN SUCH A GOOD FRIEND. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN THERE FOR YOU."

BUT I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU

ACTUALLY BE THERE FOR ANY ONE OF US.

- SHE'S BEEN THERE FOR ME. - I'VE ALWAYS HEARD THE WORDS.

WAIT ONE SECOND. - SHE'S BEEN THERE FOR BRANDI.

- I'VE NEVER HEARD HER BE THERE FOR ME.

- YOU KNOW, THAT REALLY PISSES ME OFF.

AND I'LL TELL YOU, JUST BEFORE WE WENT TO PUERTO RICO,

I HEARD YOU WERE REALLY UPSET BECAUSE YOUR SON BROKE HIS LEG,

SO I CALLED YOU UP.

I TEXTED YOU, "ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY?"

I FOUND OUT HE DIDN'T BREAK HIS LEG.

IT WAS SOMETHING ELSE. SO THAT'S JUST ONE EXAMPLE.

- LISA, YOU'RE FULL OF [bleep] RIGHT NOW.

YOU'RE FULL OF [bleep]

AND YOU'RE A BIG LIAR.

- YOU SAID TO ME, "YOU KNOW WHAT?

CHAD'S BEEN THROUGH SOMETHING."

- I NEVER SAID THAT TO YOU. - YEAH, YOU DID.

- THAT IS A LIE. I NEVER SAID THAT TO YOU.

NEVER SAID THAT TO YOU.

- WHAT? ON PUERTO RICO BEACH, YOU DON'T REMEMBER SAYING--

- I WAS SURE TO NEVER SAY THAT TO YOU...

- YOU SAID TO ME--

- 'CAUSE I DON'T TRUST YOU WITH MY SHOE.

I WOULDN'T TRUST YOU WITH AN OLD PAIR OF SOCKS.

SO I WOULD NEVER HAVE SAID THAT TO YOU,

AND YOU'RE A LIAR.

- YOU'RE SAYING I'VE NEVER BEEN CONCERNED ABOUT YOU.

- I DON'T REMEMBER YOU EVER CALLING ME.

I DON'T REMEMBER YOU EVER CALLING ME IN FOUR YEARS.

I DON'T REMEMBER YOU EVER ONCE CALLING ME

IN FOUR YEARS,

NOT THROUGH MY DRINKING, NOT THROUGH MY SOBRIETY.

- OH, KIM, I'VE DEFINITELY SPOKEN TO YOU ON THE PHONE.

- KIM, IN PUERTO RICO,

YOU CALLED KEN A STUBBORN OLD MAN.

- YES. - KIM'S IN THE MIDDLE.

LET BRANDI ANSWER.

- BRANDI'S ANSWERED, CLEARLY. - KIM'S IN THE MIDDLE.

- I'M TIRED OF YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH!

YOU'RE A BIG, STUBBORN OLD MAN!

SHUT UP!

- HOW DID THAT MAKE YOU FEEL?

- OH, TERRIBLE,

BECAUSE I THINK SHE CAN SAY-- YOU KNOW, EVEN THEN,

WHEN SHE SAID SOMETHING NASTY ABOUT US THEN,

THAT'S ONE THING.

BUT, YOU KNOW,

I SEE KEN-- HOW KIND AND CARING HE IS--

- BUT, YOU KNOW, KIM ADMITTED

THAT THAT WAS A REALLY RUDE THING TO SAY.

I MEAN, THAT WAS NOT KIND,

AND SHE, RIGHT AWAY, AFTER DINNER--

- WELL, THEN THAT'S-- THAT'S NOT--

YOU KNOW, THAT'S HIS BATTLE.

BUT IF YOU'RE ASKING ME HOW IT MADE ME FEEL,

THAT'S WHY I LEFT.

I SUDDENLY THOUGHT, "THAT'S THE MAN I LOVE,"

AND TO BE SO RUDE AND SO VICIOUS

AND SO DISRESPECTFUL, YOU KNOW--

I MEAN, KEN IS GETTING OLDER,

BUT HE'S, YOU KNOW, STILL--

- IT'S A HURTFUL THING TO SAY.

- AND I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS A HORRIBLE THING TO SAY.

- KYLE ASKED LISA A QUESTION

AND KEN DIDN'T WANT HER TO ANSWER,

AND EVERYBODY STARTED INTERJECTING,

AND I SAID, "WHOA, WHOA, WAIT.

"JUST--IT'S SIMPLE.

JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION, AND THEN IT'S OVER."

- I'D ASKED-- - WAIT, WAIT.

LET ME--LET ME--

LET ME FINISH. - NO, WE CAN INTERJECT.

I ANSWERED THE QUESTION ON THE BEACH.

- CAN I JUST FINISH THE ONE LITTLE SENTENCE

AND THEN YOU CAN INTERJECT?

- OKAY, SO LET HER FINISH HER POINT.

- SO I SAID, "KEN, IT'S JUST SIMPLE.

"JUST LET HER ANSWER THE QUESTION,

"AND THEN IT'S OVER, AND THEN NOBODY'S GONNA--

THIS DOESN'T HAVE TO GO ON ALL NIGHT."

AND HE, VERY ANGRY, LIKE--

LIKE HE GETS WITH ME-- AND HE DOES GET ANGRY.

HE DOES HAVE A MEAN SIDE. I'M SORRY.

HE'S NOT MAYBE A GRUMPY OLD MAN, BUT HE DOES HAVE A MEAN SIDE.

- HE DOESN'T HAVE A MEAN-- - HE HAS A TEMPER.

- OKAY, WHAT DID HE SAY? - THAT'S WHEN I SNAPPED.

BECAUSE HE GETS MEAN WITH ME

AND HE GETS DISMISSIVE, LIKE LISA.

AND I'M SORRY THAT I CALLED HIM A GRUMPY OLD MAN.

- SO NASTY.

- BUT HE DOES HAVE THAT MEAN, SNAPPY SIDE TO HIM.

- OH, YOU'RE SO-- YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO YOU

TRASH MY HUSBAND.

MY HUSBAND HAS BEEN SO SUPPORTIVE OF YOU,

AND SO HAVE I, AND THIS PISSES ME OFF.

- I SAID I REALLY LIKE HIM, BUT HE DOES HAVE THAT--

- WELL, THEN STOP TALKING [bleep] BEHIND HIS BACK

WHEN HE'S NOT HERE.

- WHERE DO THE TWO OF YOU GO FROM HERE?

BECAUSE--

- WELL, IF SHE TALKS LIKE THAT ABOUT MY HUSBAND,

ABSOLUTELY NOWHERE.

- WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND?

I FELT LIKE HE WAS AGGRESSIVE--

- WELL, EVEN WHAT YOU SAID THERE--

"THEY LOVE EACH OTHER, AND THAT'S IT"--

THAT'S VERY--I WOULD NEVER SAY ANYTHING SO MEAN ABOUT YOU.

- THEN I TAKE THAT BACK. I APOLOGIZE FOR THAT.

- AND WHAT YOU SAID TO HIM ON--AT THE TABLE.

- HE SAID, "SHE'S PROBABLY DRINKING."

HE'S DISCREDITED MY CHARACTER, MY--

HE SAID, "OH, SHE'S PROBABLY DRINKING."

I WORK VERY HARD AT MY SOBRIETY.

- WHEN HAS HE SAID, "SHE'S PROBABLY DRINKING"?

- AND I AM OVER TWO YEARS SOBER.

- KIM'S LIKE A MANIAC. WHAT, SHE BEEN--

- IT'S CONSTANT ATTACK.

- WHAT, SHE BEEN DRINKING AGAIN?

- HE WAS PISSED OFF.

OH, YEAH-- - I DON'T CARE.

I WAS PISSED OFF TOO,

AND I SAID HE'S A GRUMPY OLD MAN.

YOU DON'T ATTACK MY SOBRIETY.

- I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE TWO OF YOU.

KIM, DO YOU CARE ABOUT LISA?

- YES, I DO CARE ABOUT LISA.

I WOULDN'T HAVE CRIED.

I WOULDN'T GIVE A [bleep]

WHETHER SHE CAME TO KIMBERLY'S GRADUATION IF I DIDN'T.

YOU WERE THE ONLY PERSON THAT I EVER ACTUALLY SAID,

"LISA, I REALLY WOULD LIKE YOU THERE."

- WHY, IF I'VE NEVER CALLED YOU IN FOUR YEARS?

- BECAUSE-- I'LL TELL YOU WHY.

- THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. - I'LL TELL YOU WHY.

BECAUSE THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT YOU

THAT I HAVE TRIED AND STRUGGLED WITH FOR YEARS

TO FIGURE OUT WHY I LIKE YOU SOMETIMES

AND WHY I DON'T.

AND ARE YOU REALLY A FRIEND OR AREN'T YOU?

I THOUGHT, "YOU KNOW WHAT?

"I REALLY FEEL LIKE I'M NOT INVITING A LOT OF PEOPLE

"TO KIMBERLY'S GRADUATION,

"ONLY PEOPLE THAT I REALLY CARE ABOUT

AND PEOPLE THAT I WANT IN MY LIFE."

- BUT I--KIM-- - LET ME FINISH.

AND I TOLD MY SISTER LIKE, "I DON'T REALLY KNOW

"IF I WANT HER THERE.

SHE'S THE ONLY PERSON I'M STRUGGLING WITH RIGHT NOW."

AND KIMBERLY GOES, "WELL, I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE KEN,

"AND HE--YOU KNOW, HE EVEN JOKED LIKE,

'WE'RE COMING TO YOUR GRADUATION.'"

AND I WAS LIKE, "HE DID?" AND SHE WAS LIKE, "YEAH."

AND THEN I SAW YOU THAT DAY, AND I WALKED OVER TO YOU,

AND I SAID, "LISA, I REALLY WOULD LIKE YOU TO COME.

IT WOULD MEAN A WHOLE LOT TO ME IF YOU WOULD COME."

AND YOU SAID, "OH, THANK YOU, DARLING.

"I WOULD--YOU KNOW, I MIGHT BE OUT OF TOWN,

BUT IF I'M BACK, WE WOULD LOVE TO BE THERE."

YOU GAVE ME A HUG.

- I HAD COMMITTED TO-- - I GET THAT.

THAT'S NOT THE POINT.

- SO--AND THEN I CAME BACK,

AND I CAME BACK EARLY.

IT WAS A THREE-DAY EVENT-- FRIDAY, SATURDAY, AND SUNDAY.

I COULDN'T GO.

I WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY.

I CAME BACK EARLY, I GO TO SUR,

AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE, LIKE, ALL OVER ME.

- LISA, I WASN'T ALL OVER YOU.

I WAS JUST GONNA TELL YOU HOW PRETTY IT WAS,

JUST TELL YOU ABOUT IT, AND THE FIRST THING YOU SAID IS,

"I WAS AWAY ALL WEEKEND."

AND I WAS LIKE, "NO, YOU WEREN'T."

I WASN'T EVEN UPSET ABOUT IT.

- IF I TOLD YOU I WASN'T COMING--

- BUT YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT. THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU TOLD ME.

BUT THE POINT IS, YOU PROMISED--

"NO, I'M AWAY ALL WEEKEND. NO, DARLING, I PROMISE"--

- YEAH, BUT IT WAS A FRIDAY, SATURDAY, AND SUNDAY EVENT.

I WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTRY.

I CAME BACK EARLY. I GO INTO MY BUSINESS.

- IF YOU HAD SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY?

"I CAME BACK. I WAS EXHAUSTED.

I HAD TO GO TO SUR." SHE WOULD'VE BEEN FINE.

- BUT I DIDN'T REMEMBER.

- YOU DID REMEMBER, 'CAUSE I WALKED IN YOUR HOUSE

AND YOU SAID, "I JUST GOT BUSTED BY KIM."

YOU REMEMBERED. JUST BE HONEST.

YOU REMEMBERED. - NO, NO.

THAT WAS AFTER SHE SAID SOMETHING TO ME.

SHE SAID, "YOU WERE AT SUR," AND I SAID, "NO, I WASN'T,"

BECAUSE I DON'T REMEMBER.

I'M AT SUR EVERY OTHER NIGHT.

- LET ME JUST SAY THIS REALLY QUICKLY.

THE REASON THAT YOU SAID YOU COULDN'T COME

IS 'CAUSE YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA BE GONE THE WHOLE TIME.

- AND I CAME BACK EARLY, YEAH. - RIGHT.

SO I THINK THAT WAS THE PART THAT'S UPSETTING HER.

- BUT I'D ALREADY SAID I WASN'T GOING.

- YOU WEREN'T REALLY GONE AWAY THE WHOLE TIME

AND YOU COULD'VE BEEN THERE.

BUT THAT'S THE THING. YOU COULD'VE JUST SAID,

"I HAD TO BE AT SUR." THAT'S UNDERSTANDABLE.

- BUT I ALREADY SAID I WASN'T GOING.

WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY?

- I THINK WE'RE MISSING THE POINT HERE.

WE CAN GO OVER THIS IN CIRCLES AND CIRCLES.

WHEN YOU TAKE ALL THIS AWAY,

ALL SHE'S TRYING TO SAY IS

THAT MAYBE YOU WEREN'T SENSITIVE ENOUGH

TO A VERY IMPORTANT NIGHT AND SIGNIFICANT NIGHT

IN HER LIFE WITH HER DAUGHTER.

- HOW COULD I HAVE GONE?

- WELL, YOU WENT TO SUR,

SO YOU COULD'VE TEXTED HER, SAYING,

"YOU KNOW WHAT? I ARRIVED EARLY.

I WISH I COULD MAKE IT, BUT I GOT TO GO TO WORK."

- I REALLY WANT TO SAY THAT I WISH

I HAD GONE TO THE GRADUATION, 'CAUSE I DIDN'T REALIZE

IT WAS SUCH A BIG DEAL,

AND IF IT WAS NEXT WEEKEND,

I WOULD BE THERE, KNOWING IT WAS SO IMPORTANT TO YOU.

- WELL, I HOPE THE TWO OF YOU CAN...START FRESH.

COMING UP...

- I'M NOT IN THE BATHROOM DOING COCAINE.

I'M NOT IN THE CAR SMOKING POT.

I LIKE MY WINE. THAT IS WHAT IT IS.

- WELL, BOTH YOU, YOLANDA, AND KIM

HAVE HAD EXPERIENCES WITH INTRUDERS

AND PEOPLE BREAKING IN.

- TERRIBLE.

- WELL, IN MINE, THEY DIDN'T REALLY BREAK IN.

THEY WERE COMING TO US.

- IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE IN BEVERLY HILLS?

- THEY WERE IN BEVERLY HILLS--

ACTUALLY, LISA'S STREET,

WHEN I USED TO LIVE IN THAT STREET.

- WHAT, WHEN I WAS IN CALABASAS?

- YEAH, WHEN YOU WERE IN CALABASAS.

- WE HAD SOMEBODY IN FRANCE BREAK IN.

I REMEMBER BEING REALLY SCARED.

AND KEN HAD A FAKE GUN,

YOU KNOW, WHERE IT FIRES PING-PONG BALLS OR WHATEVER.

IT MAKES A NOISE, OR BLANKS OR SOMETHING.

SO HE RAN OUT, AND THEY ABSOLUTELY DISAPPEARED.

I THINK THEY WERE SO SCARED

OF KEN RUNNING OUT IN HIS UNDERPANTS.

[laughter]

- WELCOME BACK

TO THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS REUNION.

WITH A NEW HOUSE, A HOT MAN,

AND A NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER,

THE YEAR STARTED ON A HIGH FOR BRANDI.

BUT AS SHE FACED PROBLEMS WITH HER FRIENDS,

HER FAMILY, AND EVEN HER DOG,

SHE LEARNED THAT BEING ON TOP ISN'T ALWAYS THE BEST POSITION.

- TA-DA.

WELCOME HOME.

- BASICALLY, I'M A WHITE VERSION OF THE JEFFERSONS,

AND I'M MOVING ON UP.

THE PROBLEM IS, THERE'S ALL THESE WINDOWS,

AND I TEND TO WALK AROUND WITHOUT MY CLOTHES ON,

AS YOU KNOW.

WE ARGUE A LOT,

AND THEN WE HAVE REALLY GOOD MAKE-UP SEX.

AND THAT'S J.R.

I HAVE A SECOND BOOK DEAL. VERY EXCITING.

THE MOST EXCITING THING TO ME ABOUT THE SECOND BOOK

IS THAT IT'S NOT ABOUT MY EX-HUSBAND.

IT'S ABOUT ME, ME, ME, ME, ME.

- SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?

- I'M GONNA GO OUT WITH J.R. AND HAVE THE TALK.

YOU WENT ON A "COUPLES TRIP" AS A SINGLE GUY

WHEN WE WERE DATING,

WHICH IS A BIG DEAL FOR ME.

- CLEARLY. - YEAH.

IT'S A DEAL BREAKER.

I DON'T TRUST ANYONE,

AND I'D RATHER BREAK UP WITH THEM

THAN HAVE THEM BREAK UP WITH ME.

SO I'M ALL [bleep] UP, YEAH. WELCOME TO DIVORCE, BITCH.

- OH, MY GOD. YOUR HOUSE WAS BROKEN INTO.

- ARE THE DOGS OKAY?

- WE CAN'T FIND CHICA.

- WHAT THE [bleep] ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[crying]

THIS IS NOT OKAY.

[sobbing]

MAYBE I'M NOT IN A GOOD PLACE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF MY DOG.

- THE BRANDI I NORMALLY SEE IS KIND OF UPBEAT AND BUBBLY,

AND SHE'S QUITE TOUGH,

BUT THIS, TO ME, LOOKS LIKE A WHOLE DIFFERENT SITUATION.

SHE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE BROKEN BIRD.

- MY FAMILY'S, LIKE, FALLING [bleep] APART.

[sniffles]

- WE HAVE A LOT OF ISSUES WE GOT TO--

- BUT EVERY-- EVERY FAMILY DOES, YOU KNOW?

- MY FATHER'S, LIKE, ONE OF THE ONLY MEN IN MY LIFE,

AND WHEN I HAVE PROBLEMS WITH MY ROCK,

I KIND OF FALL APART.

- WE GOT TO GET THIS SORTED OUT. THIS IS--

WE WILL GO FORWARD, OKAY?

- YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, DAD.

- I KNOW YOU DO.

THANK YOU, SWEETHEART. - I LOVE YOU.

- I KNOW. I LOVE YOU TOO.

- [sighs]

THAT WAS--

IT WAS IMPORTANT. IT WAS GOOD.

- BRANDI, WAS THERE A MOMENT

WHEN THINGS STARTED GOING DOWNHILL FOR YOU,

OR WAS IT JUST A SERIES OF EVENTS?

- UM...

[sighs]

IT WAS A LOT OF LITTLE THINGS THAT KIND OF--

THEY JUST KIND OF COMPILED,

AND I STARTED TO GET DEPRESSED.

AND I'VE BATTLED DEPRESSION BEFORE.

I'VE BEEN ON LEXAPRO. I'M VERY OUTSPOKEN ABOUT IT.

MY LANDLORD WAS SUING ME. I HAD TO MOVE.

MY DAD-- HE HAD HEART SURGERY ONCE,

AND HIS HEART STARTED TO ACT UP AGAIN,

AND HE STOPPED TALKING TO ME.

I KEPT ON TRYING TO REACH OUT,

AND USUALLY I CAN, LIKE, PULL HIM BACK IN,

AND HE JUST WASN'T HAVING IT.

AND MY MOM KIND OF DECIDED, "YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN WITH HIM.

"I'VE TRIED. I'VE DONE MY BEST.

I'M SORRY. I'M OUT."

AND MY MOM'S NEVER SAID, "I'M OUT,"

BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T DEAL WITH HIS ANGER,

HIS HEALTH ISSUES, AND ME.

AND SO I JUST-- I STARTED TO FALL APART.

IT'S HARD 'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE FAMILY IN LOS ANGELES,

SO, LIKE, LISA AND KEN WERE KIND OF LIKE MY FAMILY.

- LISA, YOU'VE SAID THAT BRANDI IS USUALLY TOUGH AND UPBEAT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED THIS YEAR?

- I JUST SAW IT ALL KIND OF BECAME A BIT TOO MUCH, REALLY.

IT WAS, LIKE, ACCUMULATIVE.

I FELT I WANTED TO TRY AND HELP HER AND TAKE CONTROL,

BUT SHE PUSHED ME AWAY,

SO THEN I'M THINKING-- I DON'T KNOW.

IT--VERY CONFUSING. I DON'T KNOW.

- I MEAN, I THOUGHT-- I THINK THAT WE SAW HER

GO INTO A REAL DEEP, DARK DEPRESSION

RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR EYES, AND, YOU KNOW,

IT'S AS BLACK-AND-WHITE AS THAT.

I MEAN, IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYBODY.

ANYBODY WHO'S EVER BATTLED DEPRESSION IN THEIR LIFE,

THEY KNOW THAT IT CAN JUST--IT JUST--

YOU'RE THERE AND THEN YOU CAN'T GET OUT.

- WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH YOUR MEDICATION RIGHT NOW?

ARE YOU ON LEXAPRO?

- YEAH. - 10 MILLIGRAMS.

THANKS.

- [chuckles] - [laughs]

DELICIOUS.

- WELL, YOU SEEM KIND OF UPBEAT TODAY.

- I'M GREAT. I'M GREAT NOW.

AND MY DAD AND I ARE GOOD, AND...

- ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE?

WHAT ABOUT DREW, THE GUY FROM THE FINALE?

- DREW AND I-- I SAW HIM THE OTHER NIGHT.

I LOVE DREW. I JUST--HE'S A BABY.

HE WANTS TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS.

THERE'S NOTHING OTHER THAN JUST MAKING OUT AND HAVING FUN.

- JUST MAKE OUT, OVER-THE-CLOTHES FEEL UP?

- YEAH, KIND OF-- WELL, NO--WELL, NO.

I MEAN, WELL, LET'S NOT GO--

I MEAN, IT'S NOT TEENAGE. IT'S LIKE GROWN-UP MAKEOUT.

BUT... - IT'S X-RATED MAKEOUT.

[laughter]

- WELL, BECAUSE A MAKEOUT TO YOU IS NOT LIKE--

- NO, IT DOESN'T-- A MAKEOUT IS, LIKE--

- HOW DO YOU STOP? YEAH.

HOW DO YOU JUST GO, "THAT'S IT, I'M DONE."

- WHY DO YOU THINK HE STILL WANTS ME?

- OH, OKAY, THERE YOU GO. KEEP HIM HANGING ON.

- I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. IT'S AWESOME.

- OKAY.

HOLLY FROM PATERSON, NEW JERSEY, SAID,

"YOLANDA, YOU'VE SAID IN THE PAST,

"'THERE'S NOTHING UGLIER THAN A DRUNK WOMAN,'

"SO WHY DO YOU DEFEND BRANDI WHEN SHE GETS SLOPPY DRUNK

AND RUNS HER RUDE MOUTH?"

- NO, I DON'T-- I NEVER DEFEND HER.

I ALWAYS CALL HER OUT ON IT,

AND I'M VERY UNCOMFORTABLE WITH IT,

AND I'VE ALWAYS BEEN.

I MEAN, EVEN WHEN I SIT NEXT TO HER,

I ALWAYS NUDGE HER.

"STOP DRINKING. DRINK WATER."

- THE TRUTH IS, WE'RE NOT ALWAYS DRINKING.

- EXACTLY.

- WE ARE AT DINNER. WE'RE SOCIAL--

WE'RE AT SOCIAL EVENTS, WE'RE ON VACATIONS,

AND THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOW ON THE SHOW.

- KYLE.

- I THINK THAT BRANDI, AT TIMES, TAKES IT TOO FAR.

SHE SAYS THAT HERSELF.

- DO I LEAN ON IT WHEN I'M DEPRESSED

OR WHEN WE'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME?

YES. I DON'T--

I'M NOT IN THE BATHROOM DOING COCAINE.

I'M NOT IN THE CAR SMOKING POT.

I LIKE MY WINE. THAT IS WHAT IT IS.

- JOYCE, YOU SAID ON THE SHOW THAT BRANDI NEEDS REHAB.

- I HONESTLY THINK SHE HAS A PROBLEM.

I THINK WHEN IT COMES TO THE POINT--

I MEAN, AS A PUBLIC FIGURE,

YES, YOU CAN GET DRUNK WITH YOUR FRIENDS.

WHEN YOU GET TO THE POINT

WHERE YOU'RE SHOWING YOUR PRIVATE PARTS,

THEN, I MEAN, YOU GOT TO CONSIDER YOURSELF

AND STUDY AND SAY, "MAYBE I DO HAVE A PROBLEM.

MAYBE I DO NEED TO TONE BACK."

- HAVE YOU EVER BEEN FOLLOWED AROUND BY PAPARAZZI NONSTOP?

HAS THAT HAPPENED TO YOU? - ACTUALLY, YES.

- REALLY? - IT JUST HAPPENED.

AND IT'S QUITE SCARY, BUT I KNOW HOW TO BEHAVE.

- RIGHT NOW, JUST NOW?

THIS HAS BEEN FIVE YEARS. FIVE YEARS.

- I WAS FOLLOWED AROUND IN PUERTO RICO ALL THE TIME.

- BITCH, YOU CALLED THEM, HONEY.

DIFFERENT SITUATION. - NO, I DON'T.

THAT IS YOU AND YOUR SOURCES. THAT IS YOU AND YOUR SOURCES.

- YEAH, I CALLED THEM WHEN I WAS DRUNK AND FALLING OVER.

- YOU ARE THE ONE CALLING PEOPLE.

- GOOD IDEA. - YEAH, YOU DID.

BUT YOU FORGOT TO TELL THEM.

YOU FORGOT THEY WERE GONNA BE THERE.

BY THE WAY, THEY TOLD ME THAT.

- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. - OH, MY GOD.

- YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT I READ YOUR CARD.

SOMEBODY TOLD ME-- YES, SOMEBODY TOLD ME

THAT BRANDI CALLS THE PAPARAZZIS TO HAVE THEM WAITING FOR HER,

AND THAT THAT DAY, SHE FORGOT

BECAUSE SHE GOT TOO WASTED.

- I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE CALLED PAPARAZZI...

- HA! - AND WOULD NOT DO IT...

- OH, MY GOD. - IF I WAS WASTED DRUNK...

OR OUT AT DOWNTOWN. - OH, MY GOD.

- DO YOU TALK TO THE PAPARAZZI?

- NO, MY PUBLICIST TOLD ME THAT.

MY PUBLICIST TOLD ME THAT-- - YOU HAVE A PUBLICIST?

- I DO. I DO, AS A LOT OF THE GIRLS DO.

SHE HAS ONE. - I DON'T.

- YOU HAVE ONE, RIGHT?

- YES, I'VE BEEN DOING THIS LONGER THAN YOU.

- YOU HAVE A BOOK, RIGHT? - EXACTLY.

- WELL, I HAVE A SHOW, HONEY. - A SHOW?

- SIBERIA. - OH, OH.

- YEAH.

- ALL I'M SAYING IS--

NOT TO HER--

BUT THEY SIT OUTSIDE MY HOUSE, AND NOT BECAUSE OF ME.

IT'S BECAUSE OF THE DYNAMIC WITH MY EX-HUSBAND AND HIS WIFE.

AND I'M NOT TALKING--IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SHOW.

I DON'T THINK I'M IMPORTANT.

IT IS EXHAUSTING SOMETIMES,

BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE [bleep] OR I HAVE A BAD NIGHT

OR, YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE MAKEUP ON

OR I JUST HAD MY FACE LASERED.

I WOULD NEVER CALL THEM FOR THAT.

IT'S JUST NOT IN MY MAKEUP.

- COMING UP...

- TREATING PEOPLE BAD IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR IT.

- IT'S NOT, BUT YOU SHOULD TRY

TO HAVE A LITTLE COMPASSION FOR IT AS WELL.

- I DO HAVE EMPATHY IF SHE--

BUT ON THE OTHER HAND, THAT'S NOT AN EXCUSE.

- NO, WELL, YOU HAVEN'T SHOWN IT.

- SIDNEY FROM GRAND RAPIDS, MICHIGAN, SAID,

"BRANDI, NEWS FLASH, WE'VE ALL BEEN HURT IN LOVE,

"BUT THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU A PERMANENT WOE-IS-ME CARD."

JOYCE, DO YOU THINK BRANDI IS TOO QUICK TO PLAY THE VICTIM?

- 100%.

I THINK THERE'S A LOT OF SINGLE MOTHERS OUT THERE

THAT HAVE A REALLY TOUGH TIME PUTTING EVEN FOOD

ON THEIR CHILDREN'S TABLES,

AND HERE IS A GORGEOUS, SUCCESSFUL WOMAN

PLAYING THE "POOR ME" CARD INSTEAD OF SAYING,

"GOD, THANK YOU FOR ALL THE BLESSINGS I HAVE."

AND I KNOW AND UNDERSTAND DEPRESSION,

BUT IT COMES TO A POINT WHERE, IF YOU'RE DEPRESSED,

YOU DON'T NEED TO TRY TO PULL EVERYBODY WITH YOU.

- SHE MIGHT BE THANKING GOD EVERY MORNING.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW? - WELL--

- WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT DEPRESSION?

- WELL, I KNOW ABOUT YOU PLAYING THE VICTIM.

AND I DO KNOW ABOUT DEPRESSION

BECAUSE MY MOTHER WAS VERY DEPRESSED

AND I WENT THROUGH IT WITH HER.

MY MOTHER WAS HIGHLY DEPRESSED, AND GUESS WHAT.

MY MOTHER WAS NOT ONLY SUPER DEPRESSED,

MY MOTHER HAD THREE JOBS

TO TRY TO PUT FOOD ON HER CHILDREN'S TABLES.

I GREW UP WITH THAT. - I HAVE FIVE.

- SO FOR SOMEBODY TO BE, "OH, I'M DEPRESSED,

"AND THAT'S WHY I TREAT PEOPLE POORLY.

I'M HAVING A BAD YEAR." - SHE NEVER SAYS THAT.

WE'RE SAYING THAT ABOUT HER. - "I'M HAVING A BAD YEAR,

AND THAT IS WHY I DO ALL THESE THINGS."

THAT'S NO EXCUSE.

- LISTEN, I [bleep] UP, AND I SAY I'M SORRY

WHEN I [bleep] UP.

- BUT TREATING PEOPLE BAD IS NOT AN EXCUSE FOR IT.

- IT'S NOT, BUT YOU SHOULD TRY

TO HAVE A LITTLE COMPASSION FOR IT AS WELL.

- I DO HAVE EMPATHY IF SHE'S DEPRESSED--

I DO HAVE EMPATHY--

BUT ON THE OTHER HAND,

THAT'S NOT AN EXCUSE. - YOU HAVEN'T SHOWN IT.

- I HAVE SHOWN IT. - WE MADE UP.

AND ALL WAS FINE. EVERYTHING WAS FINE.

- NOTHING WAS FINE.

IN MY EYES, EVERYTHING WAS FINE.

IN YOUR EYES, YOU TURNED AROUND AND SAID,

"EW, DON'T TOUCH ME."

- ONE TIME, THAT VERY DAY.

I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID TO YOU IN PALM SPRINGS.

- I'M SORRY IF I HURT YOU

CALLING YOU THE THINGS THAT I CALLED YOU.

- RESOLUTION.

- NO BEING CYNICAL, BUT I CAN GIVE YOU A HUG

AND I CAN MOVE ON.

- DON'T TOUCH ME! EW! LIKE, DON'T COME NEAR ME.

- YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE.

YOU EVEN SAID, "LET ME JUST BE NICE TO HER

BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PLAY CRAZY."

WHEN I'M BEING GENUINELY NICE

AND GENUINELY ACCEPTING YOUR APOLOGY,

AND THEN YOU ARE JUST TURNING AROUND,

"WELL, YOU CAN'T PLAY CRAZY.

LET ME JUST PLAY NICE WITH HER JUST TO PLAY NICE."

THAT IS A HYPOCRITE.

I WOULD RATHER YOU TELL ME TO MY FACE,

"GUESS WHAT. WE DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER.

LET'S LEAVE IT AT THAT."

I WOULD RATHER THAT, BRANDI.

- I'VE ALREADY SAID THAT TO YOU.

- NO, YOU SAID IT AFTER. AFTER.

YOU SAID IT NOW. YOU PLAYED NICE IN PUERTO RICO.

- I TOLD AT LISA'S HOUSE, WE WILL NEVER BE FRIENDS.

I DON'T LIKE YOU. YOU DON'T LIKE ME.

LET'S MOVE FORWARD. - YOU--

RIGHT AFTER WE HUGGED IT OUT--

- I DIDN'T ASK FOR A HUG.

I DIDN'T WANT TO HUG SOMEBODY--

- THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU NOT HUG ME?

- THE POINT IS, BRANDI,

YOU MADE UP, AND THEN YOU KIND OF--

YOU KIND OF WERE LIKE, "EW, GROSS," YOU KNOW?

- THAT IS A HYPOCRITE.

- WHEN YOU MAKE UP WITH SOMEONE

THAT IS TALKING THAT KIND OF CRAZINESS,

YOU DON'T WANT TO HUG.

YOU WANT TO SAY, "YOU KNOW WHAT?"

- YOU BROUGHT IT UP. - I DON'T--I DIDN'T--

- BUT YOU HAD MADE UP. - WE MADE UP.

- I DON'T WANT TO HUG SOMEBODY THAT CALLED ME THESE LABELS.

- NEXT WEEK, THE REUNION CONTINUES.

"JOYCE TOLD EVERYONE HER HUSBAND HAS A BIG PEE-PEE."

- THAT'S PROBABLY NOT THE WORST REPUTATION ON THE PLANET.

- CAN I NOW SPEAK, PLEASE?

- YOU LOVE TO SPEAK AND BE THE REFEREE.

- OH, MY GOD, DID YOU HEAR WHAT SHE JUST SAID?

- I'VE BEEN A VERY GOOD FRIEND TO YOU.

- YES, AND YOU'VE BEEN A VERY [bleep] FRIEND AT THE SAME TIME.

IF THERE WAS A FIRE BURNING AND WE WERE BOTH IN IT--

THERE'S SCHEANA AND THERE'S ME-- AND YOU COULD SAVE ONE PERSON,

WHO ARE YOU GONNA SAVE?

- SHE'S SITTING THERE CRYING BECAUSE SHE SAYS SHE LOVES YOU.

- I'M SURPRISED TO HEAR THAT.

- BRANDI, DO YOU THINK THERE'S HOPE FOR YOU AND LISA?

- NOW IT'S A WHOLE [bleep] SEASON

OF LIES ABOUT MY HUSBAND, WHO DOESN'T DESERVE IT.

- NO. - AND THAT'S WRONG.

SO AT LEAST ADMIT ONE THING YOU'VE DONE WRONG.

- KYLE, I-- - CAN YOU NOT SAY ONE THING?

- I WAS DEFINITELY UPSET ABOUT THAT.

- OH, COME ON, MAURICIO. THAT WAS A JOKE.

- A JOKE IN FRONT OF A FIVE-YEAR-OLD?

- I DON'T THINK I COULD EVER LET YOU BACK INTO MY LIFE.

- IT'S NOT NICE TO BE DROPPED.

WHEN I'M IN A BAD SPACE, YOU PULLED AWAY.