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- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REALHOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...
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- WHEN YOU'RE LAYING
IN YOUR COLLEGE ROOM
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AND YOU MISS ME,
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YOU CAN LOOK
AT YOUR TATTOO AND GO,
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"MOM, I MISS YOU SO MUCH."
AND YOU CALL ME.
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- "MOM, I MISS YOU. I LOVE YOU."
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- I'M SCARED FOR THE MOMENT
WHEN YOU LEAVE
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AND THEN I JUST REALIZE,
LIKE, I'M STAYING HERE.
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- I KNOW. IT'S CRAZY.
I CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.
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- JOYCE IS GOING TO PUERTO RICO.
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WOULDN'T IT BE FUN
IF WE WENT TOO?
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- YEAH.
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- THIS IS WHY WE CAME.
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- [laughs]
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- AM I YOUR HOLLYWOOD FRIEND,
OR AM I YOUR REAL FRIEND?
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- YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M NOT DOING THIS.
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- WHY ARE YOU WALKING AWAY?
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- BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO--
I DON'T WANT YOU TRYING TO--
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- BUT WE'RE HAVING
A CONVERSATION.
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- I HAD THE TABLOIDS
AT MY HOUSE.
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LISA PUT IT IN MY LUGGAGE AND
GOES, "YOU NEED TO BRING THIS."
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- I'M SUCH AN IDIOT.
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- I'M JUST [bleep] PISSED.
- WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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- YOU'RE CAUGHT.
YOU'RE LYING. YOU'RE CAUGHT.
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- I'M [bleep] OUTTA HERE.
- I WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH.
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- I DIDN'T SEE THE TABLOIDS
UNTIL I GOT BACK.
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- NO, IT'S NOT TRUE.
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- COME ON, THIS ISN'T A--
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THIS IS A [bleep]
SABOTAGE ATTACK.
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YOU ARE SO STUPID!
- DON'T CALL ME STUPID.
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- I'M NOT GONNA HAVE THEM
TALKING ABOUT YOU LIKE THAT.
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[upbeat music]
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- I'M FROM THIS TOWN.
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I KNOW WHAT'S REAL
AND WHAT'S FAKE.
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- DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE
MY FRIEND, ACT LIKE ONE.
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- IN BEVERLY HILLS, THE HIGHER
YOU CLIMB, THE FARTHER YOU FALL.
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- EVERYBODY LOVES
A COMEBACK STORY,
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ESPECIALLY STARRING ME.
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- IN MY WORLD,
MONEY DOESN'T TALK, IT SWEARS.
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- YOU COULD NEVER BE TOO YOUNG,
TOO THIN, OR TOO HONEST.
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- LIFE IS A SEXY, LITTLE DANCE,
AND I LIKE TO TAKE LEAD.
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- I WOKE UP VERY EARLY
AND CALLED ALL MY FRIENDS
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ON THE EAST COAST 'CAUSE
I FIGURED THEY WERE AWAKE,
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AND I GOT IN A FEW FIGHTS
WITH MY EX-HUSBAND.
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- HOW ARE YOUR KIDS?
- THEY'RE, UM--THEY'RE GOOD.
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- I CALLED LAST NIGHT.
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SOMETIMES 'CAUSE
MY KIDS ARE OLDER,
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IT'S HARD TO, LIKE,
TRACK 'EM ALL DOWN,
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BUT LAST NIGHT EVERY ONE OF THEM
ANSWERED EXACTLY WHEN I CALLED.
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- THAT'S SO NICE. MINE DON'T
LIKE TO TALK ON THE PHONE.
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"I LOVE YOU, GOOD NIGHT."
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BUT YOU JUST WANT THEM TO KNOW
YOU'RE THINKING OF THEM.
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- GOOD MORNING, GIRLS.
- GOOD MORNING.
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- HI.
- OH, MY HAIR IS BLOWING.
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- HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW ARE YOU?
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- YOU'RE REALLY DONE-UP.
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- I LOVE THIS OUTFIT.
- THANK YOU.
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- HI. THAT LOOKS PRETTY ON YOU.
- MM. THANK YOU.
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- HAS ANYBODY HEARD FROM LISA?
- UH...
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- NO.
- NO.
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- WHEN LISA FELT
THAT I HAD WRONGED HER,
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I APOLOGIZED TO HER
OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
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NOW I NEED AN APOLOGY.
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BUT I DON'T THINK
I'M GONNA GET IT.
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I WAS GONNA SEND KEN
A TEXT TODAY FOR LAST NIGHT.
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- I'M TIRED
OF YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH.
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YOU'RE A BIG,
STUBBORN, OLD MAN!
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SHUT UP!
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- I RENEGE.
[laughs]
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I KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO.
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BUT I DON'T WANT TO.
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- SHE SHOULD'VE STAYED
AND RESOLVED IT.
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- YEAH. I AGREE.
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- AND THEN IT DOESN'T
BECOME THAT BIG OF AN ISSUE.
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I THINK IT'S VERY CHILDISH
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FOR ADULTS TO WALK AWAY
FROM THE TABLE.
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AND IT MAKES YOU LOOK GUILTY,
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REGARDLESS IF YOU'RE
GUILTY OR NOT.
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- I JUST ASKED A QUESTION.
I DIDN'T WANT TO CAUSE A FIGHT.
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I DIDN'T WANT IT
TO TURN INTO THAT,
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BUT THERE'S NO WAY
THAT ANYBODY WOULD HEAR THAT
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AND NOT SAY, "DID YOU DO THIS?"
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I WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT
THE TABLOIDS IN THE SUITCASE.
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- I DIDN'T SEE THE TABLOIDS
UNTIL I GOT BACK.
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- YEAH, THAT'S US. YEAH.
- YEAH, RIGHT HERE. PERFECT.
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ALL RIGHT.
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- I FEEL REALLY BAD
ABOUT, YOU KNOW...
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- WHAT IS IT?
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- ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED
LAST NIGHT.
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I THINK IT JUST
NEEDED TO HAPPEN.
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IT WAS ONE OF THOSE
THINGS THAT--
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- NO, LISTEN, I DON'T THINK
YOU NEED TO FEEL BAD.
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HONESTLY, I THINK YOU'RE THE ONE
THAT DESERVES AN ANSWER.
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- I LOST IT.
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I MEAN, I KNOW THAT WE GENUINELY
LIKE EACH OTHER, I KNOW THAT.
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BUT IT'S LIKE--IT'S JUST
A SENSATION OF BETRAYAL.
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I'VE NEVER HAD A--I'VE NEVER
FELT LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE.
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THEY'VE CLAIMED TO BE MY FRIEND
AND TO HAVE MY BACK,
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AND ALL OF A SUDDEN
I'M LEARNING FROM EVERYBODY
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THAT THAT WAS NOT THE CASE,
AND, ON THE CONTRARY,
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THEY WERE DOING STUFF
TO CAUSE PROBLEMS
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TO MY LIFE AND TO MY FAMILY.
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THAT'S NOT A FRIEND,
THAT'S STRAIGHT-UP BETRAYAL.
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- I FEEL LIKE YOU LOVE HER
SO HARD--I LOVE HER TOO--
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BUT, LIKE, IT'S--
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- BUT HOW CAN YOU
LOVE SOMEBODY THAT--THAT--
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- IT'S ALMOST UNHEALTHY.
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- YOU KNOW, THAT THROWS YOU
UNDER THE BUS LIKE THAT?
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AND TALKS ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND
THAT WAY? I'M SORRY.
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- I NEED THERAPY.
I NEED THERAPY.
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- YOU AND KYLE--
YOU DESERVE AN HONEST ANSWER.
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I THINK YOU WANT TO KNOW,
AND I THINK
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THAT'S WHAT YOU MADE CLEAR.
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I THINK YOU WANT TO KNOW,
ARE THESE FRIENDS YOU CAN TRUST,
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OR ARE YOU BEING BETRAYED?
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THIS IS FAMILY.
I MEAN, THIS IS YOUR FAMILY.
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AND YOU DON'T WANT ANYBODY
IN YOUR CIRCLE
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THAT POTENTIALLY WISHES YOU ILL
THERE OR, YOU KNOW,
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REALLY BETRAYS YOU
ON THAT LEVEL.
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SO I THINK YOU--
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I THINK YOU STILL ARE OWED
AN ANSWER, HONESTLY.
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- I HAD A HARD TIME SLEEPING
LAST NIGHT BECAUSE--
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- I BET. I-I CAN IMAGINE.
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I CAN IMAGINE KYLE COULDN'T
SLEEP AT ALL, PROBABLY.
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- YEAH.
- LOOK, I LIKE THOSE GUYS.
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BUT THEM AVOIDING IT
AND LEAVING,
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I DON'T THINK THAT'S THE ANSWER.
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- RIGHT.
- THAT'S FOR SURE.
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I MEAN, YOU MIGHT HAVE
YOUR ANSWER, UNFORTUNATELY.
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YOU KNOW THAT.
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- AGREED.
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- WE DO LOVE THEM,
AND THAT'S WHY THE--
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- WELL, I JUST
WENT TO THE BATHROOM,
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SO I THOUGHT,
LET ME STOP BY THE CONCIERGE,
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AND APPARENTLY THEY ORDERED
A TAXI AT 4:30 THIS MORNING
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AND LEFT THE HOTEL AT 5:00 A.M.
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- WHERE DID THEY GO?
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- TO THE AIRPORT.
THEY WENT HOME.
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- THEY'RE GONE.
- WHY LEAVE?
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- WELL, BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT
TO HAVE THE CONVERSATIONS
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THAT PEOPLE ARE WANTING
WITH THEM, I GUESS.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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- I JUST WISH THAT KEN AND LISA
DIDN'T LEAVE LIKE THAT
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AND CONFIRM WHAT
I ALREADY FELT TO BE TRUE.
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- I THINK SHE SHOULD'VE
AT LEAST CALLED ME AND SAID,
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"LISTEN, I'M SORRY
I'M LEAVING FROM THE TRIP,
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I JUST DON'T WANT TO CONFRONT
THIS CONVERSATION.
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- I'M SORRY THAT THEY LEFT.
I FEEL THAT THAT'S TOO BAD.
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THAT, UM...
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NO, I'M NOT.
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I'M NOT SORRY THEY LEFT.
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- LET'S MAKE A DEAL,
GIRLS, HANDS ON.
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- LET'S TALK ABOUT IT IN L.A.
- NO MORE. THE WHOLE DAY.
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WE'RE NOT TALKING
ABOUT IT ANYMORE.
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- WE DON'T TALK ABOUT LISA
OR KEN FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.
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- YEAH, WE'RE GONNA--
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YOU GUYS SMELL THAT?
[sniffs]
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- WHAT?
- STORES.
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[laughter]
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- [laughs]
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- ARE MY GLASSES THERE?
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- HE'S BEAUTIFUL.
YOUR BABY?
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YOUR BABY IS BEAUTIFUL.
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- NO! I DON'T WANT THAT NEAR ME.
- [screams]
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- SO CUTE,
BUT I DON'T WANT IT NEAR ME.
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IT'S REALLY CUTE.
- I GOT YOU A PRESENT...
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- IT GOES GOOD
WITH YOUR OUTFIT, YOLANDA.
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- I GOT YOU A PRESENT.
- YOLANDA...
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I DON'T WANT IT
TO COME OVER HERE!
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NO, PLEASE! I'M SERIOUS!
DON'T! I'M SCARED! NO!
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[moans]
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I DON'T LIKE CREATURES
WITH LONG NAILS.
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- DO YOU LIKE IT?
YOU CAN TAKE IT TO L.A.
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- IT DOESN'T EXACTLY LOOK LIKE
A FLUFFY KITTY TO ME, OKAY?
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- OKAY, ONE, TWO, THREE.
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- GRACIAS. OH...
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- CAN I HOLD HIM?
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OH...
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THEY'RE SO CUTE.
THEY'RE SO CUTE.
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[tiny voice]
THEY'RE SO CUTE!
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EE! THEY'RE SO CUTE.
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I LOVE THEM.
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I LOVE THEM!
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I LOVE THEM. I LOVE THEM.
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I DO, I LOVE THEM.
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GET AWAY FROM ME.
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I WANT A PICTURE ALONE
WITH HIM FOR A WHILE.
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- KIM WILL GO UP AND FEED A
SQUIRREL THAT COULD HAVE RABIES.
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SHE DOESN'T CARE.
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- OKAY, CALM DOWN.
OH, MY GOSH.
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- DO IT QUICK,
DO IT QUICK, DO IT QUICK.
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- THANK YOU.
- THANK YOU.
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- GRACIAS.
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- THANK YOU.
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- SO THIS IS THE CHRISTOPHER
COLUMBUS STATUE.
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YOU KNOW CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS
DISCOVERED PUERTO RICO.
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SO THIS IS, LIKE, THE MIDDLE
OF THE CITY RIGHT HERE.
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SAN JUAN ALMOST FEELS LIKE
YOU'RE IN LITTLE SPAIN.
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LOOK AT ALL THE COLORS,
AND YOU SEE THE COBBLESTONE.
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I LOVE WALKING DOWN SAN JUAN,
UP AND DOWN THE STREETS.
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IT'S BAD FOR THE HEELS,
BUT IT'S REALLY FUN TO DO.
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- KYLE, I'M GONNA--
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- OH, I'M NOT DOING THAT.
YOU'RE TALLER THAN ME.
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- LOOK AT YOU.
- YOLANDA'S GONNA GET HURT.
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- COME ON, DO IT, GIRLS.
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- OH! THE DRESS.
- UH-OH!
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- WE ALL HAVE TO DO THIS?
- WAIT, WHAT HAVE I DONE?
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- [laughs]
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- MY BUTT IS GONNA SHOW!
- OH!
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- OKAY, NEXT.
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- COME ON.
- YEAH, THERE YOU GO.
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- GO AHEAD.
- YOU DO IT, YOU DO IT.
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- I'M GONNA HURT MYSELF.
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- BRANDI JUST WALKS OVER IT.
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- [laughs]
- THAT'S TRUE. SHE'S TALL.
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- I WISH EVERY DAY
WAS LIKE THIS WITH THESE GIRLS.
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SEEMS TO BE, LIKE,
A HUGE SHIFT IN THE ENERGY.
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- BEAUTIFUL.
219
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- THIS IS ALL, UM--
HOW DO YOU CALL IT?
220
00:08:13,567 --> 00:08:15,697
[both laughing]
221
00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:17,200
- DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT REMINDS
ME OF? THE TOP OF THAT?
222
00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,830
- WHAT?
223
00:08:18,834 --> 00:08:20,704
- IT REMINDS ME OF YOLANDA
AT THE TOP OF THE EIFFEL TOWER.
224
00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:22,070
- WHOO!
225
00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:23,196
- OH!
226
00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:25,570
- YOLANDA,
DON'T JOKE AROUND LIKE THAT.
227
00:08:25,567 --> 00:08:27,767
- SHE HAS A PENIS.
228
00:08:27,767 --> 00:08:29,827
- OH, THAT'S A MAN, THOUGH.
- IS THAT A MAN?
229
00:08:29,834 --> 00:08:31,534
- GET BACK, GIRLS.
230
00:08:31,533 --> 00:08:33,003
- ONE, TWO...
231
00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,930
- I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET
IN THIS FOUNTAIN.
232
00:08:34,934 --> 00:08:35,934
- LET'S GO IN!
233
00:08:35,934 --> 00:08:37,204
- YOU'RE NOT REALLY FRIENDS
234
00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,200
UNTIL YOU'VE COMMITTED
YOUR FIRST CRIME TOGETHER.
235
00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,600
- [laughs]
236
00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,230
- YOU THINK WE'LL
GET IN TROUBLE?
237
00:08:43,233 --> 00:08:45,103
- HEY, GUYS!
238
00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:47,270
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN
A PUERTO RICAN PRISON?
239
00:08:47,266 --> 00:08:48,596
WELL, YOU'RE ABOUT TO.
240
00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,070
- IT'S A VERY RISKY THING
241
00:08:50,066 --> 00:08:52,726
WHEN YOU'RE IN
A STRANGE PLACE LIKE THAT,
242
00:08:52,734 --> 00:08:55,834
WHEN A LOT OF THE PEOPLE
SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE.
243
00:08:55,834 --> 00:08:57,604
- WE DIDN'T HAVE A PENNY,
SO WE JUST GOT--
244
00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:58,800
'CAUSE SHE DIDN'T HAVE ONE.
245
00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:00,670
- I DIDN'T HAVE A PENNY
FOR A WISH.
246
00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:02,727
- THE POLICE ARE COMING!
GET OUT, GET OUT!
247
00:09:02,734 --> 00:09:04,934
- I DON'T KNOW THEM.
- [screams, giggles]
248
00:09:04,934 --> 00:09:05,934
- POLICE!
249
00:09:05,934 --> 00:09:07,674
[speaking gibberish]
250
00:09:07,667 --> 00:09:10,597
OH, NO!
251
00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:11,770
- I DO SPEAK SPANISH.
252
00:09:11,767 --> 00:09:13,027
BUT NOT ENOUGH
TO GET THEM OUT OF JAIL.
253
00:09:13,033 --> 00:09:14,233
- GUESS WHAT.
254
00:09:14,233 --> 00:09:15,273
BYE.
255
00:09:15,266 --> 00:09:16,696
- AYE YI-YI.
256
00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:22,100
- WE SHOULD GO TO A SALSA BAND.
257
00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:23,700
- I KNOW. I WANT TO.
258
00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:25,470
- [humming]
259
00:09:25,467 --> 00:09:27,927
- YO, YO.
- YO, YO.
260
00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:29,974
- HELLO.
[knocks]
261
00:09:29,967 --> 00:09:31,627
- KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK.
262
00:09:31,633 --> 00:09:33,933
OH, MY GOD,
IT FEELS SO GOOD IN HERE.
263
00:09:33,934 --> 00:09:35,534
- I'M ALWAYS PROUD WHEN PEOPLE
264
00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:38,803
TELL ME STORIES ABOUT HOW MUCH
FUN THEY HAD IN PUERTO RICO.
265
00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:40,670
IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL
SO OVERWHELMED WITH JOY,
266
00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,067
BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE THE WORLD
267
00:09:42,066 --> 00:09:43,526
TO LOVE PUERTO RICO
AS MUCH AS I DO.
268
00:09:43,533 --> 00:09:45,733
- OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS,
THIS IS FUNNY.
269
00:09:45,734 --> 00:09:47,704
LOOK AT YOU GUYS ON THE RUN.
- THAT'S A GIANT WINE BOTTLE.
270
00:09:47,700 --> 00:09:49,500
- OH!
- [laughs]
271
00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:51,470
- LOOK AT YOU AND BRANDI
ON THE RUN WHEN THE POLICE CAME.
272
00:09:51,467 --> 00:09:52,467
- THE PO-PO IS COMING.
273
00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:54,827
- GET OUT NOW!
274
00:09:54,834 --> 00:09:55,834
- BRANDI WAS LIKE,
"NO, THEY'RE REALLY COMING."
275
00:09:55,834 --> 00:09:56,834
AND SHE WAS LIKE--
276
00:09:56,834 --> 00:09:58,204
- EVERYBODY JUST WANTED
277
00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:01,470
TO PUT WHAT HAPPENED WITH LISA
BEHIND US AND GO AND HAVE FUN.
278
00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:05,567
LIFE'S TOO SHORT
TO DWELL ON THE NEGATIVITY.
279
00:10:05,567 --> 00:10:07,167
THEY'RE DOING A PARTY
AT THE BEVERLY HILTON,
280
00:10:07,166 --> 00:10:08,726
THE BEVERLY HILLS
CHAMBER OF COMMERCE,
281
00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:10,204
CELEBRATING THE 100 YEARS
OF BEVERLY HILLS.
282
00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,430
I WANT YOU GUYS TO COME.
283
00:10:11,433 --> 00:10:12,803
- WE SHOULD GO.
284
00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,770
- ANY EXCUSE FOR A PARTY, RIGHT?
- RIGHT, YEAH.
285
00:10:14,767 --> 00:10:15,867
- WE'RE THERE.
- I'M EXCITED.
286
00:10:15,867 --> 00:10:16,867
YOU NEVER KNOW
WHO YOU'RE GONNA MEET.
287
00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,597
I MET ALL OF YOU GIRLS THERE.
288
00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,130
- KIMBERLY'S PACKING
FOR COLLEGE, SO...
289
00:10:20,133 --> 00:10:21,773
- SO WHAT IS SHE
DOING RIGHT NOW?
290
00:10:21,767 --> 00:10:24,067
- SHE'S, LIKE, STARTING TO PUT
STUFF FROM HER DAD'S HOUSE,
291
00:10:24,066 --> 00:10:25,626
AND THEN FROM OUR HOUSE.
292
00:10:25,633 --> 00:10:26,533
- SHE'S GONNA BE
LIVING IN A DORM, RIGHT?
293
00:10:26,533 --> 00:10:27,833
- SHE'S LIVING IN A DORM.
294
00:10:27,834 --> 00:10:29,874
THEY'RE MAKING HER LIVE
ON CAMPUS BECAUSE SHE'S--
295
00:10:29,867 --> 00:10:31,027
A F--A FRESHMAN.
296
00:10:31,033 --> 00:10:32,773
- NO--
- SHE KNOW HER ROOMMATE?
297
00:10:32,767 --> 00:10:34,027
- SHE DOESN'T KNOW YET.
298
00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:35,703
AND OF COURSE, YOU KNOW...
299
00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:36,700
- YOU NEVER KNOW
WHO YOU'RE GONNA GET.
300
00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:38,100
IT'S LIKE, OH, MY GOD.
301
00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:41,470
- I'M A BIT CONCERNED
FOR HOW I'M GOING TO DO.
302
00:10:43,867 --> 00:10:46,667
I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA BE
WITHOUT KIMBERLY.
303
00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:49,667
BUT I KNOW SHE NEEDS TO GET
SETTLED INTO HER NEW WORLD.
304
00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:52,367
- MINE IS GOING NEXT WEEK.
I HAVE EIGHT MORE DAYS.
305
00:10:52,367 --> 00:10:53,367
- AW, COME ON.
306
00:10:53,367 --> 00:10:55,527
- AWW.
- EIGHT MORE DAYS.
307
00:10:55,533 --> 00:10:56,703
- SHE'S GOING TO NEW YORK.
- SHE'S GOING TO NEW YORK.
308
00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:58,100
- YOU'RE GONNA GO WITH HER?
309
00:10:58,100 --> 00:11:01,430
- I'M GONNA SPEND ONE WEEK TO,
YOU KNOW, PUT ALL HER CLOTHES...
310
00:11:01,433 --> 00:11:02,773
- YEAH.
311
00:11:02,767 --> 00:11:04,497
- PUT ALL THE FURNITURE IN
AND GET HER, LIKE,
312
00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:06,530
SLEEPING.
313
00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:07,833
- DO WE NEED TO PICK YOU UP
AT THE AIRPORT
314
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,074
TO GIVE YOU A BIG HUG
WHEN YOU COME BACK?
315
00:11:09,066 --> 00:11:10,766
- YES, PROBABLY.
316
00:11:10,767 --> 00:11:12,697
- YOU THINK THERE'S GONNA BE
SOME TEARS INVOLVED, HUH?
317
00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:13,700
- OH, FOR SURE.
318
00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:16,600
- YEAH.
319
00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,600
I AM JUST SO EXCITED
THAT GIGI WILL BE
320
00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,400
THE FIRST CHILD IN MY FAMILY
TO GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL.
321
00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:25,930
LIFE THREW ME THE OPPORTUNITY
TO BECOME A PROFESSIONAL MODEL
322
00:11:25,934 --> 00:11:28,904
AND MAKE A LOT OF MONEY
AND PROVIDE FOR MY FAMILY.
323
00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:32,800
I NEVER FOUND MY WAY BACK TO
SCHOOL OR COLLEGE OR ANYTHING.
324
00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,770
- MICHAEL, JOYCE, THANK YOU SO
MUCH FOR INVITING US ALL TO...
325
00:11:35,767 --> 00:11:38,027
[rolls tongue]
PUERICO!
326
00:11:38,033 --> 00:11:39,833
- THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY.
327
00:11:39,834 --> 00:11:42,504
- IT'S NOT "PUERICO,"
IT'S "PUERTO RICO."
328
00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,730
- [rolls tongue]
PUERICO!
329
00:11:44,734 --> 00:11:46,004
PUERTO RICO.
- SHE'S GOOD!
330
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,970
WE PRACTICED IT AT PILATES.
331
00:11:47,967 --> 00:11:49,527
- [sighs]
- [snorts]
332
00:11:49,533 --> 00:11:51,033
[laughter]
333
00:11:51,033 --> 00:11:52,633
- COMING UP...
334
00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:55,333
- I FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING
THAT I SAY IS BEING QUESTIONED.
335
00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:57,703
I FEEL THEY'RE JUST,
LIKE, ALL GANGING UP.
336
00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:59,970
IT'S REALLY HARD.
I DON'T WANT TO CRY.
337
00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:17,327
- THANK YOU.
[door closes]
338
00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:22,003
WELCOME TO MY HUMBLE HOME.
- [chuckles]
339
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,700
- HI, GUYS.
- HELLO.
340
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:27,530
- LOOK HOW CUTE YOU ARE.
341
00:12:27,533 --> 00:12:30,733
WELCOME. HI, GUYS.
- HI, YOLANDA.
342
00:12:30,734 --> 00:12:34,034
- YOLANDA REALLY FIXED
SO MANY THINGS FOR ME.
343
00:12:34,033 --> 00:12:35,733
MY DAD FELL DEEPLY
IN LOVE WITH HER.
344
00:12:35,734 --> 00:12:37,434
- YOU'RE LUCKY YOU GOT
A BEAUTIFUL BODYGUARD
345
00:12:37,433 --> 00:12:39,673
TO PROTECT YOU.
- I KNOW. TRUST ME.
346
00:12:39,667 --> 00:12:41,327
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD HAVE
DONE WITHOUT HER.
347
00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:44,503
WE STARTED TO MEND FENCES,
AND WE'RE GETTING BACK ON TRACK.
348
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,230
- OH, THANK YOU.
YOU DIDN'T NEED TO DO THAT.
349
00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,233
- I TOLD HIM YOU
LIKE BELLINIS
350
00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,603
AND YOU MIGHT, YOU KNOW...
351
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:49,630
- I MIGHT GET DRUNK?
ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT?
352
00:12:49,633 --> 00:12:50,933
- NO, NO!
353
00:12:50,934 --> 00:12:53,334
WE ALL KNOW THAT'S ME.
[laughter]
354
00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:54,703
- EVER SINCE PUERTO RICO
355
00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:57,270
I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT
ABOUT MY FRIENDSHIPS.
356
00:12:57,266 --> 00:12:59,266
EVEN WHEN I SCREW UP,
YOLANDA'S BEEN THERE FOR ME.
357
00:12:59,266 --> 00:13:01,426
- WHEN YOU STING,
YOU STING HARD, AND IT HURTS.
358
00:13:01,433 --> 00:13:04,473
BUT YOU'RE DOING IT IN A WAY NOW
THAT'S NOT CHARMING.
359
00:13:04,467 --> 00:13:07,597
- LISA WAS LIKE--"CRICKET,
CRICKET, CRICKET, WHO'S BRANDI?"
360
00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,800
- OF COURSE I GOTTA SHOW
YOUR MOM THE REFRIGERATOR.
361
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,430
- OH, MY GOD...
- OH.
362
00:13:11,433 --> 00:13:13,603
- SO YOU NEED A STEPLADDER
TO GET THERE, DON'T YOU?
363
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:14,700
- IT'S A PIECE OF ART.
364
00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:16,830
- IT IS, IT'S GORGEOUS.
- IT IS.
365
00:13:16,834 --> 00:13:18,534
- ANYBODY BAD IN THE HOUSE, I
PUT IN HERE AND CLOSE THE DOOR.
366
00:13:18,533 --> 00:13:19,833
[laughter]
THE DOGHOUSE.
367
00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:21,704
- HEY, ON A HOT DAY
THIS COULD WORK REALLY WELL.
368
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:24,700
- [playing piano]
369
00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:30,630
♪ ♪
370
00:13:30,633 --> 00:13:31,633
- [giggles]
371
00:13:31,633 --> 00:13:33,233
- WHAT IS--
372
00:13:33,233 --> 00:13:34,473
THAT WAS HILARIOUS.
373
00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:36,197
- I WISH I COULD PLAY THE PIANO.
374
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,800
OR HAVE ANY KIND
OF MUSICAL TALENT.
375
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,330
- WELL, I'M STRUGGLING
RIGHT NOW TOO.
376
00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:41,933
OH, PEOPLE.
- THESE ARE MY PARENTS.
377
00:13:41,934 --> 00:13:43,574
- HOW ARE YOU? I'M DAVID.
- THIS IS JUDY.
378
00:13:43,567 --> 00:13:44,567
- HI, JUDY.
379
00:13:44,567 --> 00:13:45,727
- NICE TO MEET YOU.
380
00:13:45,734 --> 00:13:47,374
- AND THIS IS GUY.
- HI, GUY. I'M DAVID.
381
00:13:47,367 --> 00:13:48,667
- A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.
382
00:13:48,667 --> 00:13:49,897
- NICE TO MEET YOU, MAN.
WELCOME.
383
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:51,830
- THANK YOU FOR...
- LETTING US COME TO YOUR HOME.
384
00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:53,474
- YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL HOUSE.
- WE'RE HAPPY TO HAVE YOU.
385
00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:55,567
- WE'RE VERY IMPRESSED
WITH THE HOUSE. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
386
00:13:55,567 --> 00:13:57,297
- YEAH, SHE DID A GREAT JOB.
YEAH.
387
00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:58,670
YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED
WITH MY PIANO PLAYING?
388
00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:00,927
- UM, IT WAS OKAY.
I'VE HEARD BETTER.
389
00:14:00,934 --> 00:14:03,834
I KNOW MY DAD GETS
VERY INTIMIDATED WITH WEALTH.
390
00:14:03,834 --> 00:14:05,804
HE'S NERVOUS ABOUT
WHAT HE'S WEARING,
391
00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:08,530
AND IF HE SHOULD WEAR A HAT
OR NOT WEAR A HAT,
392
00:14:08,533 --> 00:14:10,703
BUT I KNOW HOW DOWN-TO-EARTH
DAVID AND YOLANDA ARE,
393
00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:15,130
SO I KNEW ONCE MY DAD GOT OVER
THE GRANDIOSE EVERYTHING
394
00:14:15,133 --> 00:14:17,303
OF THE HOUSE THAT HE WOULD
FEEL COMFORTABLE,
395
00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:19,370
BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST--
THEY'RE NORMAL PEOPLE.
396
00:14:19,367 --> 00:14:21,327
- I LOVE THE INFINITY POOL.
- IT IS GORGEOUS.
397
00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:22,333
- YEAH.
- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
398
00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:25,173
- OKAY.
399
00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:27,866
- YOU KNOW, BRANDI AND I
WENT OUT THIS MORNING
400
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,667
TO GET A PROPANE TANK.
401
00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:31,627
- YEAH.
402
00:14:31,633 --> 00:14:34,903
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- HELLO. YOU'RE WELCOME.
403
00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:37,500
- MY PARENTS,
STILL TO THIS DAY,
404
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,600
WORK 9:00 TO 5:00,
WORK EXTREMELY HARD.
405
00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,400
THEY DESERVE
THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE.
406
00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:42,630
- OUR SIDE OF THE FAMILY HAVE--
407
00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:45,403
WE HAVE SKELETAL PROBLEMS.
408
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,700
- HE'S COLLAPSED
HIS LEFT LUNG THREE TIMES.
409
00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:47,800
- OH, MY GOD.
410
00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,430
- YEAH.
411
00:14:49,433 --> 00:14:51,603
- IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
412
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,870
- YEAH, IT'S JUST WE--
WE HAVE TO GET GOING.
413
00:14:53,867 --> 00:14:55,467
- YOU DO? WHAT HAPPENED?
- I JUST ORDERED THE CAR.
414
00:14:55,467 --> 00:14:57,467
- WOW. IN AND OUT.
415
00:14:57,467 --> 00:14:59,167
- YOU CAN WALK US OUT
IF YOU WANT.
416
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,826
- LEAVING IS DIFFICULT.
- LEAVING IS TOUGH.
417
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:05,534
- LET'S GO.
418
00:15:05,533 --> 00:15:08,703
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
- NO WAY!
419
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,070
- IS THAT A DAUGHTER OR WHAT?
420
00:15:11,066 --> 00:15:13,066
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
421
00:15:13,066 --> 00:15:16,126
- ISN'T THAT GREAT?
422
00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:18,103
- SHE HAS GOOSEBUMPS.
423
00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,830
- I GOT GOOSEBUMPS.
WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
424
00:15:20,834 --> 00:15:22,534
- A LITTLE STEP OUT.
YOU READY?
425
00:15:22,533 --> 00:15:25,173
- OH, MY--I'M IN--
THIS IS TOTAL--
426
00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:26,766
- YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD DAUGHTER.
427
00:15:26,767 --> 00:15:29,497
- I FIGURE IF I GIVE THEM
THE CAR AT YOLANDA'S HOUSE
428
00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,100
MY DAD CAN'T NOT ACCEPT IT,
429
00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:32,600
'CAUSE IT'S YOLANDA
HIS GIRLFRIEND.
430
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,330
- BYE, GUYS.
- BYE.
431
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,333
- OKAY. THANK YOU.
- ENJOY!
432
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,533
- WOW.
- OH, MY GOD.
433
00:15:38,533 --> 00:15:40,133
- MY PARENTS DESERVE IT.
434
00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:42,633
- BYE, NOW.
- BYE.
435
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,200
- LISA.
436
00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,470
I'M HERE. [laughs]
- HELLO.
437
00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:07,497
- HOW ARE YOU?
438
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,370
- OKAY.
- YEAH?
439
00:16:09,367 --> 00:16:12,367
YOU LIE LIKE A DOG.
440
00:16:12,367 --> 00:16:15,297
I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT WENT DOWN IN PUERTO RICO...
441
00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:18,600
- DO YOU WANT TEA, DARLING?
- I WOULD LOVE A CUP OF TEA.
442
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,570
BUT I CAN TELL
SHE'S LEGITIMATELY HURT.
443
00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:24,227
DID YOU CHOOSE AN OUTFIT YET?
- NO.
444
00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:29,173
I DON'T REALLY WANT TO GO TO THE
BEVERLY HILLS 100th YEAR PARTY.
445
00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:30,396
I DON'T REALLY
FEEL COMFORTABLE
446
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,630
BEING AROUND
THIS GROUP OF PEOPLE.
447
00:16:31,633 --> 00:16:33,473
SO WE'LL SEE.
448
00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:36,167
- WELL, YOU HAVE TO GO.
- WHY?
449
00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:37,726
- BECAUSE IT'S
THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE
450
00:16:37,734 --> 00:16:39,304
AND BECAUSE YOU HAVE
451
00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:41,100
AN AMAZING, THRIVING BUSINESS
IN BEVERLY HILLS.
452
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,330
YEAH, YOU DO.
453
00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:44,973
- YEAH, BUT--
454
00:16:44,967 --> 00:16:46,527
I DON'T WANT TO BE OVERDRAMATIC
455
00:16:46,533 --> 00:16:49,203
AND SAY "AMBUSHED, ATTACKED,"
ALL THOSE KIND OF THINGS,
456
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,470
BUT THAT'S HOW I FELT.
457
00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:52,597
- YEAH, WELL,
THAT'S LEGITIMATE, THEN.
458
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:56,570
- ENOUGH FOR KEN TO SAY, "OKAY,
WE'RE DONE. WE'RE OUTTA HERE."
459
00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:58,697
I HAVE VERY LITTLE TIME OFF,
460
00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:00,400
AND I WANT TO SPEND IT
JUST RELAXING
461
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:03,000
AND HAVING FUN WITH FRIENDS.
462
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:07,000
BUT TO DEAL WITH THIS NEGATIVE,
AGGRESSIVE BULL[bleep]--
463
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,600
NO, I'M NOT GONNA DO IT.
464
00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:11,100
APPARENTLY BRANDI SAID TO KYLE
465
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:15,270
THAT I TOOK THE TABLOID
ABOUT RICHARD AND PUT IT
466
00:17:15,266 --> 00:17:18,996
IN HER BAG AND SAID, "BRING IT
WITH YOU TO PALM SPRINGS."
467
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,500
- THERE WAS NO MAGAZINE,
'CAUSE I WOULD HAVE SEEN IT.
468
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,130
- AND THEN KYLE GOES,
"I NEED TO ASK THIS QUESTION.
469
00:17:24,133 --> 00:17:26,103
DID YOU PUT THE MAGAZINE?"
470
00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:27,670
- OH, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
IT'S JUST--IT'S JUST--
471
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:30,297
I WOULDN'T EVEN WANT TO SAY
"CHILD'S PLAY,"
472
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,670
BECAUSE MY CHILDREN
BEHAVE BETTER THAN THAT.
473
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:34,127
- IT WASN'T CHILD'S PLAY,
IT WAS UPSETTING.
474
00:17:34,133 --> 00:17:35,433
- NO, IT'S VICIOUS.
[sighs]
475
00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:38,203
- EACH ONE OF THEM
WITH HER OWN LITTLE GAME PLAN
476
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,330
SYSTEMATICALLY COMING AFTER ME.
477
00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:42,303
"YOU HAVEN'T BEEN A FRIEND,"
"YOU'RE THIS," "YOU'RE THAT,"
478
00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:45,570
"YOU'RE THIS"--ALL HAVE
A LITTLE LIST OF THINGS.
479
00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:47,427
WHO DOES THAT?
480
00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,273
SO I THOUGHT, WE'RE DONE.
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
481
00:17:49,266 --> 00:17:51,896
I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE
TO WALK BACK TO BLOODY L.A.
482
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,170
WE'RE LEAVING.
483
00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:55,896
- THESE WOMEN, WHO ARE
SUPPOSEDLY YOUR FRIENDS,
484
00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,970
HAVING A GO AT YOU AT ONE TIME.
485
00:17:57,967 --> 00:18:02,397
THIS IS WHAT I CANNOT STAND
ABOUT INSECURE WOMEN.
486
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,400
BECAUSE THEY SAY THEY'RE
GIRLS' GIRLS AND THEY'RE NOT.
487
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:07,000
- I FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING
THAT I SAY IS BEING QUESTIONED.
488
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,070
AND I FEEL THEY'RE JUST,
LIKE, ALL GANGING UP.
489
00:18:10,066 --> 00:18:11,966
[sighs]
- OH, GOD.
490
00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:13,627
OH, DARLING.
491
00:18:13,633 --> 00:18:16,073
- IT'S REALLY HARD.
492
00:18:16,066 --> 00:18:19,866
I DON'T WANT TO CRY.
493
00:18:19,867 --> 00:18:23,927
I JUST KNOW I'VE BEEN
SUCH A GOOD FRIEND TO BRANDI.
494
00:18:23,934 --> 00:18:27,374
SOMETIMES SOME THINGS SHE'S DONE
HAVE BEEN VICIOUS.
495
00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:29,567
I'VE ALWAYS DEFENDED HER.
496
00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,867
SO HAS KEN, AND IT'S BEEN
REALLY DIFFICULT.
497
00:18:32,867 --> 00:18:36,867
- US BRITS HAVE IT BE
STIFF UPPER LIP, AND WE USUALLY
498
00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:38,327
DON'T SHOW OUR EMOTIONS,
499
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,333
ESPECIALLY WHEN WE FEEL LIKE
IT'S A SIGN OF WEAKNESS.
500
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:43,873
- I DON'T WANT TO CRY.
I HAVE TO GO TO WORK IN AN HOUR.
501
00:18:43,867 --> 00:18:45,827
OH, [bleep].
502
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:50,474
BRANDI ALWAYS PRIDES HERSELF
ON BEING BRUTALLY HONEST.
503
00:18:50,467 --> 00:18:53,927
IF YOU WANT MY OPINION, I THINK
IT'S MORE BRUTAL THAN HONEST.
504
00:18:53,934 --> 00:18:57,604
- WHEN THERE'S DISSENTION, IT'S
LIKE SHARKS THAT TASTE BLOOD.
505
00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,200
- TRUST ME,
I KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
506
00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,330
THEY'RE ALL UNITING
IN THEIR COMMON ENEMY.
507
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:06,103
AND PROBABLY
CELEBRATING BECAUSE...
508
00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:09,370
I'VE GONE.
509
00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:12,326
- COMING UP...
510
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:13,333
- HAVE YOU TALKED TO LISA?
511
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:14,973
- I HAVEN'T TALKED
TO LISA AT ALL.
512
00:19:14,967 --> 00:19:17,367
- WE'RE ADULTS HERE,
AND WHO RUNS AWAY?
513
00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:21,097
WHAT IS SHE AFRAID OF?
514
00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,927
- WHAT'S IN THAT BAG?
515
00:19:34,934 --> 00:19:36,504
- WANNA SEE?
516
00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,000
BUTTERFLIES...
517
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:42,370
- ARE YOU SERIOUS?
- THAT LIGHT UP AT NIGHT.
518
00:19:42,367 --> 00:19:45,127
- EMERGEN-Cs.
519
00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:46,933
- MOM...
520
00:19:46,934 --> 00:19:48,334
MOM, I CAN'T BRING A CANDLE.
521
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:50,373
- YOU CAN,
'CAUSE IT'S A HOLY CANDLE.
522
00:19:50,367 --> 00:19:51,797
- NO, IT DOESN'T MATTER
IF IT'S A HOLY CANDLE.
523
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,500
- WELL, YOU CAN LOOK AT IT.
- NO FIRE.
524
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,030
- AND YOU CAN SAY
A LITTLE PRAYER ON THE BACK.
525
00:19:55,033 --> 00:19:56,833
- HEY, AM I
THE ONLY ONE LOADING?
526
00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:58,174
- WE'RE LOADING.
527
00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:02,426
- AND LOOK. A COFFEE CUP
WITH YOUR LAST NAME.
528
00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:04,233
KIMBERLY'S DAD AND I
ARE GETTING READY
529
00:20:04,233 --> 00:20:07,333
TO TAKE HER DOWN TO COLLEGE
IN SAN DIEGO.
530
00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,073
I DON'T THINK THAT I'VE EVER
531
00:20:09,066 --> 00:20:12,766
REALLY ANTICIPATED
THIS DAY WOULD COME.
532
00:20:12,767 --> 00:20:14,027
OH!
533
00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:17,733
THAT BETTER NOT--
both: GUADALUPE.
534
00:20:17,734 --> 00:20:19,934
- IT'S ALMOST 10:30.
WE GOTTA GET GOING.
535
00:20:19,934 --> 00:20:22,404
THERE IS A TON OF STUFF.
- A LITTLE HEAVY.
536
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,300
- THIS IS SO LIGHT.
537
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:26,770
- [grunts]
538
00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,797
JOHN AND I WERE ENGAGED.
539
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,730
WE WERE TOGETHER FIVE YEARS,
AND THEN WE HAD KIMBERLY.
540
00:20:31,734 --> 00:20:34,134
AND THEN WE STAYED TOGETHER
TWO YEARS AFTER THAT.
541
00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,503
I JUST WASN'T GONNA
SEE KIMBERLY
542
00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:39,070
GO THROUGH THAT CUSTODY BATTLE
BULL[bleep].
543
00:20:39,066 --> 00:20:40,366
"MY WEEK" AND "YOUR WEEK."
544
00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:43,427
WE JUST WEREN'T GONNA ALLOW THAT
TO HAPPEN TO KIMBERLY.
545
00:20:43,433 --> 00:20:45,303
SHE WANTS TO PUT A CURTAIN UP
546
00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:49,300
ASIDE FORM MY BED SO THAT I AM
BLOCKED OFF FROM MY ROOMMATES.
547
00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:51,800
- NO. NO.
- THAT'S LIKE RUDE, RIGHT?
548
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:52,870
- YEAH, THAT IS.
549
00:20:52,867 --> 00:20:54,797
- HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO
FIT BACK HERE?
550
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,100
- YOU WILL,
'CAUSE I'LL MOVE ALL THAT.
551
00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:57,800
I'LL--I'LL MOVE
A LOT OF IT BACK HERE,
552
00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:00,170
I JUST GOTTA GET EVERYTHING OUT,
KIMBERLY.
553
00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:01,896
JUST TRUST ME,
I CAN PACK A CAR, OKAY?
554
00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:03,170
- THIS IS ALL YOUR STUFF, MOM.
THANKS.
555
00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:06,166
- I CAN PACK A MEAN TRUCK.
- WAIT, MOM--
556
00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:08,296
- NO, YOU CAN JUST
FILL A MEAN TRUCK.
557
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:11,030
- MOM, DIDN'T YOU GET CONTAINERS
THAT ARE IN THE GARAGE?
558
00:21:11,033 --> 00:21:13,173
- YEAH.
- IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. RELAX.
559
00:21:13,166 --> 00:21:15,996
- BUT DO YOU WANT THOSE LITTLE
BOXES FLYING AROUND?
560
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,330
- OH, YOUR DAD CAN PACK A TRUCK.
- I DON'T.
561
00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:20,233
- I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE
THAT KIMBERLY
562
00:21:20,233 --> 00:21:21,903
HAS EVERYTHING THAT SHE NEEDS.
563
00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:25,400
NOT NECESSARILY FOR THE NEXT
FOUR YEARS, BUT BASICALLY...
564
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,870
FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS.
565
00:21:26,867 --> 00:21:30,867
PONYTAIL, BOBBY PIN,
CHAPSTICKS,
566
00:21:30,867 --> 00:21:33,167
SHAMPOOS, CREAM RINSES...
567
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:36,626
HAIRBRUSHES, YOU KNOW,
STRAIGHT, ROLL BRUSH.
568
00:21:36,633 --> 00:21:38,273
SOCKS.
569
00:21:38,266 --> 00:21:41,666
LOTS OF S--JUST,
YOU NAME IT, KIMBERLY HAS IT.
570
00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:44,167
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S BOOG.
- COME ON, MOM.
571
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:46,396
BYE, HOUSE.
572
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:49,870
- LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO.
- LET'S GO, LET'S GO.
573
00:22:04,066 --> 00:22:06,226
- SO MUCH SCHLEPPING
OF GROCERIES.
574
00:22:06,233 --> 00:22:08,373
- I HAVE THE WATER BOTTLES.
DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THESE?
575
00:22:08,367 --> 00:22:09,997
- NO.
[laughs]
576
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,100
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE YOUNG
AND I'M OLD.
577
00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:14,200
I ENDED UP IN NEW YORK
WHEN I WAS 17
578
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:18,230
WITH NO MONEY,
NO CELL PHONE, NO APARTMENT.
579
00:22:18,233 --> 00:22:21,273
MY MOTHER GAVE ME 100 GUILDERS,
WHICH, I BELIEVE, IS $50.
580
00:22:21,266 --> 00:22:22,796
SO THE TIMES,
THEY'RE VERY DIFFERENT.
581
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:26,000
THE WAY GIGI, YOU KNOW,
IS SET UP TODAY.
582
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,270
I MEAN, WHEN I FIRST
MOVED TO NEW YORK, I WAS LIKE--
583
00:22:28,266 --> 00:22:30,226
I HAD--MY WHOLE APARTMENT
WAS THE SIZE OF YOUR BEDROOM.
584
00:22:30,233 --> 00:22:32,033
- REALLY?
585
00:22:32,033 --> 00:22:34,233
- AND IT HAD A LITTLE LADDER
WITH A LITTLE PLATFORM
586
00:22:34,233 --> 00:22:36,803
UNDER THE CEILING,
AND THAT'S WHERE I HAD TO SLEEP.
587
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,970
I WOULD SLEEP, LIKE,
THIS CLOSE TO THE CEILING.
588
00:22:38,967 --> 00:22:40,327
- REALLY?
- YEAH.
589
00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:43,833
I THINK GIGI'S EXCITED TO BE
RUNNING HER OWN HOUSEHOLD.
590
00:22:43,834 --> 00:22:46,834
I ALWAYS FELT THAT
SHE SHOULD TAKE A YEAR OFF
591
00:22:46,834 --> 00:22:50,274
AND JUST WORK AND MAKE
AS MUCH MONEY AS SHE CAN,
592
00:22:50,266 --> 00:22:52,696
AND SHE DIDN'T WANT TO.
593
00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:56,800
SHE WAS GONNA HAVE A ROOMMATE,
BUT THE ROOMMATE'S PARENTS
594
00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,330
DECIDED THAT THEY WANT HER
TO LIVE IN THE DORM.
595
00:22:59,333 --> 00:23:01,033
AND I DIDN'T WANT GIGI
TO LIVE IN A DORM
596
00:23:01,033 --> 00:23:05,273
BECAUSE I WANTED HER TO MORE
BE IN A WORK ENVIRONMENT.
597
00:23:05,266 --> 00:23:07,626
IS IT--I THINK IT LOOKS
A LITTLE BIT CROOKED TO ME.
598
00:23:07,633 --> 00:23:10,803
IS IT?
599
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,170
KIDS PARTY AND GO OUT
AND GET DRUNK, AND, YOU KNOW,
600
00:23:13,166 --> 00:23:16,296
AND I WANTED HER
TO REALLY FOCUS ON HER CAREER
601
00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:18,000
WHERE SHE HAS TO GET UP
AT 5:00 IN THE MORNING
602
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,170
AND GO TO WORK
AND SHOOT ALL DAY.
603
00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:21,926
AND, YOU KNOW,
THAT WAS IMPORTANT TO ME.
604
00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:24,274
LOOK HOW CUTE.
605
00:23:24,266 --> 00:23:26,266
THIS IS STARTING
TO FEEL LIKE HOME?
606
00:23:26,266 --> 00:23:27,726
- YEAH.
607
00:23:27,734 --> 00:23:30,134
I'M JUST REALLY EXCITED TO BE,
LIKE, HERE ALONE.
608
00:23:30,133 --> 00:23:31,803
- LIKE YOU CAN'T WAIT
FOR ME TO LEAVE?
609
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:32,970
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?
610
00:23:32,967 --> 00:23:35,067
- WELL, I MEAN,
THAT'S A MEAN WAY OF PUTTING IT.
611
00:23:35,066 --> 00:23:36,696
BUT, LIKE...
612
00:23:36,700 --> 00:23:38,570
- NO, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
JUST TO SETTLE IN AND...
613
00:23:38,567 --> 00:23:39,697
- YEAH.
614
00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:40,830
- PUT ALL THE THINGS
THE WAY YOU WANT IT.
615
00:23:40,834 --> 00:23:41,874
- YEAH.
616
00:23:41,867 --> 00:23:44,527
- I MEAN, IT'S REALLY CUTE.
- YEAH.
617
00:23:50,266 --> 00:23:53,496
- OKAY, HERE WE GO.
- ALL RIGHT, GIRLS.
618
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:56,170
- EE!
- SHE'S SO EXCITED.
619
00:23:56,166 --> 00:23:57,866
- HI.
- HELLO.
620
00:23:57,867 --> 00:23:59,267
- I CALLED ABOUT MY DAUGHTER
GETTING HER EARS PIERCED.
621
00:23:59,266 --> 00:24:00,966
- UH-HUH.
622
00:24:00,967 --> 00:24:02,227
- KENNEDY ALREADY HAS HERS,
SO...
623
00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:03,733
- SHE'S HERE FOR MORAL SUPPORT.
- YES.
624
00:24:03,734 --> 00:24:04,974
- SHE'S ALSO GONNA DO IT,
TOO, BY THE WAY.
625
00:24:04,967 --> 00:24:06,227
- OKAY.
- SHE'S GONNA--
626
00:24:06,233 --> 00:24:07,703
THIS ONE CLOSED,
AND SHE WANTS A SECOND.
627
00:24:07,700 --> 00:24:10,600
THANK GOD I HAVE SOPHIA
AND PORTIA STILL AT HOME,
628
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,830
BUT I HAVE BEEN
DREADING THE MOMENT
629
00:24:12,834 --> 00:24:14,674
THAT ALEXIA GOES OFF TO COLLEGE.
630
00:24:14,667 --> 00:24:15,967
SO BEING WITH MY DAUGHTERS,
631
00:24:15,967 --> 00:24:18,897
THESE ARE THE MOMENTS
I REALLY, REALLY APPRECIATE.
632
00:24:18,900 --> 00:24:20,800
- WHAT'S THAT?
633
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,770
- THAT'S HOW I PUT
THE EARRING IN YOUR EAR.
634
00:24:22,767 --> 00:24:25,097
SO YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT HER.
635
00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:28,130
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS
A VERY BRAVE PRINCESS.
636
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:30,733
AND SHE LIVED IN THE JUNGLE.
[gun clicks]
637
00:24:30,734 --> 00:24:32,774
THAT'S IT. PERFECT.
- OH, MY GOD!
638
00:24:32,767 --> 00:24:34,697
[laughter]
639
00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:36,970
PORTIA, YOU HAVE AN EARRING.
640
00:24:36,967 --> 00:24:38,497
- GREAT.
- OH, MY GOSH.
641
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:40,200
- IS IT PRETTY?
- YEAH.
642
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,670
- IT'S PRETTY.
- BEAUTIFUL.
643
00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:43,827
- PORTIA, DID IT HURT?
644
00:24:43,834 --> 00:24:45,774
- A LITTLE BIT.
645
00:24:45,767 --> 00:24:47,067
- SO NOW WE DO THE NEXT ONE,
YOU'RE DONE.
646
00:24:47,066 --> 00:24:48,966
- IT'S TOO MUCH.
- IT'S TOO MUCH?
647
00:24:48,967 --> 00:24:50,667
- [chuckles]
IT'S TOO MUCH.
648
00:24:50,667 --> 00:24:53,967
- NOW WE REALIZE THAT A GUN JUST
SHOT A NEEDLE THROUGH YOUR EAR.
649
00:24:53,967 --> 00:24:56,697
AND NOW THE SECOND EAR,
NOT SO EASY.
650
00:24:56,700 --> 00:24:58,130
- [whining]
651
00:24:58,133 --> 00:24:59,673
- THINK ABOUT BASEBALL.
652
00:24:59,667 --> 00:25:01,427
- I'LL HELP YOU.
OKAY, GO. LET'S GO.
653
00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:03,773
- [whining]
654
00:25:03,767 --> 00:25:05,767
- WELL, HONEY, YOU'RE MAKING
ME FEEL LIKE I'M--
655
00:25:05,767 --> 00:25:07,527
THEN DON'T DO IT. WE'LL LEAVE
WITH THE ONE EAR PIERCED.
656
00:25:07,533 --> 00:25:09,533
- YOU CAN COME BACK ANOTHER DAY.
657
00:25:09,533 --> 00:25:11,073
- PORTIA, DO YOU WANT ME
TO GO BEFORE YOU GO?
658
00:25:11,066 --> 00:25:12,966
- YOU WANT TO DO YOURS?
- YEAH.
659
00:25:12,967 --> 00:25:14,397
- OKAY.
660
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:15,530
- SOPHIA, YOU HAVE TO BE
B-R-A-V-E.
661
00:25:15,533 --> 00:25:16,803
I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING YOU.
662
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,670
- WELL, MOM,
I CAN'T PROMISE YOU THAT.
663
00:25:18,667 --> 00:25:20,427
- OKAY.
664
00:25:20,433 --> 00:25:21,933
- IT'S GONNA GO SO FAST.
665
00:25:21,934 --> 00:25:23,574
- OH, WAIT, NO, NOT ME.
666
00:25:23,567 --> 00:25:24,727
[whimpers]
- IT'S JUST MY HAND.
667
00:25:24,734 --> 00:25:26,404
- [whining]
668
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,770
I DON'T LIKE THAT.
- OKAY, AND SHE'S READY.
669
00:25:27,767 --> 00:25:28,897
DON'T WAVE YOUR
SHOULDERS AROUND--
670
00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:30,130
- BUT I'M NOT READY YET,
I'M NOT READY.
671
00:25:30,133 --> 00:25:31,833
- I'M GONNA PINCH YOU.
672
00:25:31,834 --> 00:25:34,534
- SHE'S ACTING LIKE HER EAR
IS BEING SAWED OFF.
673
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:36,673
- [sobbing]
- OKAY, THAT'S PERFECTLY--
674
00:25:36,667 --> 00:25:38,067
- I'M NOT DOING IT. I'M SORRY.
- OKAY.
675
00:25:38,066 --> 00:25:42,496
- MOM, NOW YOU'RE
MAKING ME LOOK BAD!
676
00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:43,670
- I'M DOING IT, OKAY, ARMS.
- OKAY.
677
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:45,627
- LEAN ON HER SHOULDER.
- OKAY, GO.
678
00:25:45,633 --> 00:25:47,973
DO IT. YOU'RE DONE.
[gun clicks]
679
00:25:47,967 --> 00:25:52,527
YAY! YOU DID IT! YAY!
680
00:25:52,533 --> 00:25:54,973
THIS WAS NOT MY IDEA.
THIS WAS TOTALLY THEIR THING.
681
00:25:54,967 --> 00:25:56,527
- HOLD ME.
- OKAY.
682
00:25:56,533 --> 00:25:57,833
- [crying]
- YAY.
683
00:25:57,834 --> 00:26:01,334
HOLD ON, BABY.
684
00:26:01,333 --> 00:26:04,073
YOU GOT IT.
- YOU DID IT, PORTY!
685
00:26:04,066 --> 00:26:05,066
YOU DID IT!
686
00:26:05,066 --> 00:26:07,426
- THIS IS JUST PUTTING YOUR TOE
687
00:26:07,433 --> 00:26:10,473
INTO THE "SUFFER FOR BEAUTY"
POOL.
688
00:26:10,467 --> 00:26:11,997
AND IT'S TIME FOR A COCKTAIL.
689
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,900
- HALLELUJAH, EVERYONE.
690
00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:16,700
- HALLELUJAH.
- HALLELUJAH, EVERYONE.
691
00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:22,073
- WE HAD A HECK
OF A TIME FINDING
692
00:26:22,066 --> 00:26:25,496
THE THREAD COUNT SHEETS
I WANTED, AND--
693
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:27,370
- [laughs] MY GOD.
- 'CAUSE NOTHING WAS IN TWIN XL.
694
00:26:27,367 --> 00:26:28,797
NOTHING.
- SO I'M--I MEAN--
695
00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,900
- WHAT THREAD COUNT
DID WE GET? 500?
696
00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:32,530
EGYPTIAN COTTON?
697
00:26:32,533 --> 00:26:33,903
- SO BEAUTIFUL.
698
00:26:33,900 --> 00:26:35,500
- OH, MY GOODNESS.
699
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,900
IT'LL BE THE QUEEN'S PALACE.
- IT'S SO GORGEOUS.
700
00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:40,370
THIS ONE BEDDING, OH.
701
00:26:40,367 --> 00:26:41,797
I KNEW THE ROOM
WAS GOING TO BE SMALL,
702
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,400
SO I FIGURED IF NOTHING ELSE
703
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,330
HER BED HAD TO BE
THE MOST COMFORTABLE.
704
00:26:46,333 --> 00:26:50,333
I WASHED THE SHEETS AT HOME
705
00:26:50,333 --> 00:26:52,673
WITH SNUGGLES
706
00:26:52,667 --> 00:26:54,927
LIKE...
707
00:26:54,934 --> 00:26:56,534
12 TIMES?
708
00:26:56,533 --> 00:27:00,633
SO IF I COULD MAKE THAT BED
LIKE A LITTLE HOUSE.
709
00:27:00,633 --> 00:27:02,333
RIGHT? LIKE HOME.
710
00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:03,803
- I JUST--I KNOW
ALL MY OTHER FRIENDS,
711
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,500
LIKE, THEY WERE
SO EXCITED TO GO AWAY,
712
00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:08,030
BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE
BEING HOME THAT MUCH.
713
00:27:08,033 --> 00:27:09,633
- [laughs]
714
00:27:09,633 --> 00:27:11,903
- BUT I LOVE BEING HOME.
715
00:27:11,900 --> 00:27:13,600
- THAT'S SO NICE.
716
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,530
- I'M SERIOUS.
- I KNOW YOU DO.
717
00:27:15,533 --> 00:27:17,873
- I'M JUST GONNA BE
SO OUT OF MY COMFORT ZONE.
718
00:27:17,867 --> 00:27:19,367
IT'S SO WEIRD.
719
00:27:19,367 --> 00:27:21,627
- I'M GONNA BE OUT OF
MY COMFORT ZONE HOME ALONE.
720
00:27:21,633 --> 00:27:23,033
- YEAH, SO WILL WE.
WE'RE ALL--
721
00:27:23,033 --> 00:27:24,773
EVERYBODY'S OUT
OF THEIR COMFORT ZONE.
722
00:27:24,767 --> 00:27:27,567
- IT DEFINITELY MAKES IT EASIER
THAT KIMBERLY'S
723
00:27:27,567 --> 00:27:29,297
AN HOUR AND A HALF AWAY.
[laughs]
724
00:27:29,300 --> 00:27:33,270
I CAN HOP IN THE CAR
AND JUST GO DOWN AND SEE HER.
725
00:27:33,266 --> 00:27:34,896
BUT IF SHE WAS IN BOSTON
I WOULD DEFINITELY BE
726
00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:36,500
RACKING UP THOSE
FREQUENT FLYER MILES.
727
00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:37,830
FOR SURE.
728
00:27:37,834 --> 00:27:38,974
- SO YOU GUYS
ARE GONNA COME DOWN AND VISIT
729
00:27:38,967 --> 00:27:40,467
ALL THE TIME, RIGHT?
730
00:27:40,467 --> 00:27:42,527
- I'M NOT LEAVING.
DID YOU SEE MY SUITCASE?
731
00:27:42,533 --> 00:27:44,703
I GOT AN APARTMENT DOWN HERE.
732
00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:48,430
- [laughs]
OH, MY GOSH.
733
00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,230
- HEY, B.
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
734
00:27:59,233 --> 00:28:00,773
- GOOD. I WAS JUST
THINKING ABOUT YOU.
735
00:28:00,767 --> 00:28:02,667
I WAS HANGING YOUR PICTURE
THAT YOU MADE.
736
00:28:02,667 --> 00:28:04,867
- GOOD. HOW IS IT--
HOW'S IT GOING IN NEW YORK?
737
00:28:04,867 --> 00:28:08,467
- IT'S GOING. IT'S LIKE, UH...
I'M EXHAUSTED.
738
00:28:08,467 --> 00:28:11,697
I FEEL LIKE I RAN A MARATHON,
BUT WE'RE ALMOST DONE.
739
00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:13,770
JUST--I'M HANGING
THOSE LITTLE PICTURES
740
00:28:13,767 --> 00:28:15,727
THAT WE PAINTED TOGETHER.
741
00:28:15,734 --> 00:28:17,934
MOVING GIGI TO COLLEGE
IS PART OF MY JOB.
742
00:28:17,934 --> 00:28:21,204
MOHAMED CAN'T JUST PICK UP
AND GO FOR A WEEK.
743
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,630
I MEAN, HE'S RUNNING A BUSINESS,
744
00:28:22,633 --> 00:28:24,403
AND IT'S NOT MOHAMED'S JOB.
745
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,500
- ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY?
746
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:28,670
- WELL, I'M PROBABLY GONNA BE
BAWLING MY EYES OUT
747
00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:31,167
ONCE I'M IN THE TAXI,
BUT YOU KNOW...
748
00:28:31,166 --> 00:28:33,426
- I KNOW.
- IT'S GONNA BE SAD.
749
00:28:33,433 --> 00:28:34,803
HAVE YOU TALKED TO LISA?
750
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,300
- HAVEN'T TALKED
TO LISA AT ALL.
751
00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:39,930
I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THEY WENT,
WHAT THEY DID.
752
00:28:39,934 --> 00:28:41,604
- IT'S JUST SO STRANGE.
753
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:43,600
WHO TAKES OFF
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?
754
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:44,870
WHAT FRIEND WOULD DO THAT?
755
00:28:44,867 --> 00:28:47,427
- SOMEONE WHO CAN'T
DEAL WITH CONFRONTATION
756
00:28:47,433 --> 00:28:49,703
OR EVEN HAVING A CONVERSATION.
757
00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:51,270
YOU KNOW WHAT, HONESTLY?
758
00:28:51,266 --> 00:28:53,596
SHE'S AFRAID OF THE TRUTH,
AND THE TRUTH IS SHE LIED.
759
00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,530
AND SHE JUST NEEDS TO SAY,
760
00:28:55,533 --> 00:28:58,403
"MAYBE I DID DO THAT,
AND I WAS WRONG."
761
00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,870
BUT SHE CAN'T, SO SHE LEFT.
762
00:28:59,867 --> 00:29:01,267
- YEAH, WELL, IT JUST--
IT SOUND--
763
00:29:01,266 --> 00:29:02,866
IT'S SUCH
A STRANGE STORY TO ME.
764
00:29:02,867 --> 00:29:06,697
I MEAN, COME ON. WE'RE--
WE'RE ADULTS HERE.
765
00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:08,700
AND WHO RUNS AWAY?
766
00:29:08,700 --> 00:29:10,230
WHAT IS SHE AFRAID OF?
767
00:29:10,233 --> 00:29:13,233
LISA IS BLOWING THIS
WAY OUT OF PROPORTION
768
00:29:13,233 --> 00:29:16,803
BY DISTANCING HERSELF FROM ME
AND HIDING BEHIND HER HUSBAND
769
00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,570
RATHER THAN GOING, "OKAY,
BRING IT ON, GIRL, WHAT--"
770
00:29:19,567 --> 00:29:20,767
YOU KNOW, LET'S TALK.
771
00:29:20,767 --> 00:29:22,467
- I THINK I'M GETTING AN ULCER.
772
00:29:22,467 --> 00:29:24,497
- YOU'RE GETTING AN ULCER
JUST FROM PUERTO RICO?
773
00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:27,170
- I THINK I AM.
- NO.
774
00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:29,396
- JUST ALL THE DRAMA.
I JUST--
775
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:32,600
JUST NEED A BREAK,
YOU KNOW, FROM EVERYTHING.
776
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,730
- YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW,
WE CAN'T TAKE A BREAK
777
00:29:34,734 --> 00:29:38,304
UNTIL WE PUT ALL THE APPLES
OUT ON THE TABLE.
778
00:29:38,300 --> 00:29:40,300
I'M TAKING INVENTORY
IN MY LIFE.
779
00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:41,570
I WISH YOU WOULD HAVE
CALLED ME YESTERDAY
780
00:29:41,567 --> 00:29:43,627
AND NOT TEXTED ME
TWO MINUTES BEFORE.
781
00:29:43,633 --> 00:29:44,873
- HUH?
782
00:29:44,867 --> 00:29:46,467
- I THOUGHT WE WERE
CLOSER THAN THAT.
783
00:29:46,467 --> 00:29:50,197
I WANT TO KNOW THE FRIENDS
THAT I AM GONNA GIVE MY TIME TO
784
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,400
ARE FRIENDS.
785
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,600
OKAY, TALK TO YOU LATER,
ALLIGATOR. BYE.
786
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:55,600
- OKAY, BYE.
787
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,130
- HI, MOMMY.
- HI, MY LOVE.
788
00:29:58,133 --> 00:30:00,703
- IT LOOKS SO GOOD.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK?
789
00:30:00,700 --> 00:30:02,100
- I LOVE IT.
- YEAH?
790
00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:03,470
- YEAH. IT'S REALLY COOL.
791
00:30:03,467 --> 00:30:05,497
- THIS IS ALL YOUR FAMILY
AND THE FRIENDS--
792
00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:07,300
AND ALL THE PEOPLE
THAT LOVE YOU, BABY.
793
00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:08,700
- I KNOW. I LOVE IT.
794
00:30:08,700 --> 00:30:11,170
- REMIND YOU OF HOME?
- YEAH.
795
00:30:11,166 --> 00:30:13,396
I LOVE THAT
I CAN LOOK AT EVERYONE
796
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,400
AND I KNOW EXACTLY
WHO DID ALL OF THEM.
797
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:15,400
- REALLY?
- YEAH.
798
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,500
- THAT'S SO CUTE.
799
00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:18,330
IT'S DONE.
- COOL.
800
00:30:18,333 --> 00:30:20,833
- WE HAVE ONE THING MORE
OFF OUR TO-DO LIST, RIGHT?
801
00:30:29,033 --> 00:30:30,533
- SO ARE YOU FEELING
EXCITED AT ALL?
802
00:30:30,533 --> 00:30:31,803
- NOT YET.
803
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:35,570
- OH, MY GOD,
WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN THESE?
804
00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:38,427
- OH, MY GOSH.
805
00:30:38,433 --> 00:30:40,573
- THOSE ARE MY JACKETS.
806
00:30:40,567 --> 00:30:42,427
- [chuckles]
807
00:30:42,433 --> 00:30:44,033
- OH--OH.
- I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
808
00:30:44,033 --> 00:30:45,033
- THIS IS MY ROOM RIGHT HERE.
809
00:30:45,033 --> 00:30:47,333
- IT FITS? KEY TURNS.
810
00:30:47,333 --> 00:30:51,433
ALL RIGHT.
811
00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:53,503
- ALL RIGHT.
- [chuckles]
812
00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:55,000
- Y'KNOW...
813
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,730
- GO ON IN. [laughing]
LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT.
814
00:30:56,734 --> 00:30:58,204
- THAT'S MY CLOSET.
815
00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,170
- THAT'S NOT A CLOSET.
- THAT'S MY CLOSET.
816
00:31:00,166 --> 00:31:03,426
- DID YOU SEE THESE SUITCASES?
- I KNOW.
817
00:31:03,433 --> 00:31:05,073
THIS IS NOTHING.
THERE'S A WHOLE TRUCK.
818
00:31:05,066 --> 00:31:06,196
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
819
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,070
- JOHN, WHERE ARE WE
GONNA PUT EVERYTHING?
820
00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:11,526
- I DON'T KNOW, BUT SLIDE ON IN.
LET'S FIGURE IT OUT.
821
00:31:11,533 --> 00:31:14,103
- IT'S VERY SMALL.
822
00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:15,630
YOU COULD BARELY OPEN THE DOOR.
823
00:31:15,633 --> 00:31:18,173
- THIS IS--OH...
824
00:31:18,166 --> 00:31:19,766
THIS IS REALLY BAD.
825
00:31:19,767 --> 00:31:22,527
- JESUS, WHAT'D YOU DO?
RAID A, LIKE, APPLIANCE STORE?
826
00:31:22,533 --> 00:31:24,603
- I'VE BEEN SHOPPING
FOR THREE MONTHS.
827
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:27,400
HERE'S YOUR VACUUM.
- HOLY SH--
828
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,530
- HERE'S YOUR OTHER
MATTRESS COVER.
829
00:31:30,533 --> 00:31:32,103
- HOW MANY MATTRESS COVERS
DID YOU GET HER?
830
00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:34,330
- I WANT THE CHILD
TO BE COMFORTABLE.
831
00:31:34,333 --> 00:31:39,233
- WHAT'S THE PINK BOW FOR?
- I TIE HER BEDDING WITH THAT.
832
00:31:39,233 --> 00:31:40,633
- IS THAT ANOTHER
MATTRESS COVER?
833
00:31:40,633 --> 00:31:43,173
- SHE'S GOT TO BE COMFORTABLE.
- WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
834
00:31:43,166 --> 00:31:44,526
- PUT A MUZZLE ON IT, JOHN.
835
00:31:44,533 --> 00:31:46,303
SERIOUSLY.
836
00:31:46,300 --> 00:31:47,500
- WHAT'S THAT?
837
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:50,030
- THAT'S HER FLUFFY BLANKET.
- OH, MY GOD.
838
00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:51,433
- COMING UP...
839
00:31:51,433 --> 00:31:53,233
- I HAVE, LIKE, 1,000 THINGS
IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW
840
00:31:53,233 --> 00:31:56,533
THAT--OF ALL THE THINGS
I STILL WANT TO TELL YOU.
841
00:31:56,533 --> 00:31:57,573
- STAY STRONG...
842
00:31:57,567 --> 00:32:00,127
WHEN I'M NOT THERE...
843
00:32:00,133 --> 00:32:02,133
TO WATCH AFTER YOU.
844
00:32:02,133 --> 00:32:03,933
- IS THAT WHAT YOU'VE
BEEN DOING? [laughs]
845
00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:10,970
- OKAY, MOMMY, SO I HAVE TO
WRITE A THING ABOUT YOU.
846
00:32:10,967 --> 00:32:14,527
AND I HAVE TO INTERVIEW YOU,
SO...
847
00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:17,133
SO WHAT IS THEIR BIRTHPLACE?
- GUERNSEY.
848
00:32:17,133 --> 00:32:20,473
SO "WHAT IS THEIR
NATIONAL HERITAGE?"
849
00:32:20,467 --> 00:32:23,327
I AM A LITTLE BIT OF A MUTT,
SO...
850
00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:24,573
- WHAT'S A MUTT?
851
00:32:24,567 --> 00:32:26,997
- A MUTT'S A DOG
THAT HAS NO BREEDING.
852
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,170
MOMMY HAS CLASS, THOUGH.
853
00:32:29,166 --> 00:32:31,096
I PICK THE GIRLS UP
FROM SCHOOL EVERY DAY,
854
00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:34,000
WE GET HOME, AND WE REALLY DO
HAVE A RITUAL.
855
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,670
WE WALK IN THAT BLOODY DOOR,
856
00:32:35,667 --> 00:32:37,427
WE SIT DOWN
ON THE KITCHEN ISLAND,
857
00:32:37,433 --> 00:32:39,073
AND THEY DO THEIR HOMEWORK.
858
00:32:39,066 --> 00:32:40,096
I LOVE IT.
859
00:32:40,100 --> 00:32:41,900
HI.
- HI.
860
00:32:41,900 --> 00:32:43,600
- HI, ELIZY.
- HI, BABY.
861
00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:46,000
- WE HAVE TO DO THIS
ABOUT YOU.
862
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,670
AND IT'S ABOUT THE MOM.
IT'S NOT A CHOICE.
863
00:32:47,667 --> 00:32:50,367
- LET ME SEE.
864
00:32:50,367 --> 00:32:52,967
- LOOK, YOU HAVE TO--
865
00:32:52,967 --> 00:32:55,367
- YOU HAVE TO--
- OH, MY GOSH, LET ME SEE IT!
866
00:32:55,367 --> 00:32:58,627
- "MY MOMMY KNOWS ME
LIKE NOBODY KNOWS ME,
867
00:32:58,633 --> 00:33:01,273
BUT I KNOW HER
PRETTY WELL, TOO."
868
00:33:01,266 --> 00:33:03,166
- MY MOMMY'S REALLY HOT.
869
00:33:03,166 --> 00:33:04,526
- [laughs]
870
00:33:04,533 --> 00:33:06,573
- WHY DON'T YOU DO DADDY?
871
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,570
- YOU'RE PUTTING
FRESH WATER FOR THE BIRDS?
872
00:33:15,567 --> 00:33:17,167
- THE BIRDBATH?
873
00:33:17,166 --> 00:33:19,096
- YEAH.
- OH.
874
00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:20,430
- HOW YOU DOING, HONEY?
- I'M GOOD.
875
00:33:20,433 --> 00:33:22,333
- ALEXIA WAS OUT
ON OUR FRIEND'S BOAT
876
00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:24,303
AND CUT HER FOOT
ON THE LADDER.
877
00:33:24,300 --> 00:33:27,030
AS A MOM OF FOUR DAUGHTERS,
878
00:33:27,033 --> 00:33:28,973
I'M ALWAYS WORRIED
WHEN THE KIDS ARE OUT.
879
00:33:28,967 --> 00:33:30,297
YOU KNOW,
"DON'T WALK IN AN ALLEY."
880
00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:32,500
I THINK IT'S
VERY IMPORTANT FOR WOMEN
881
00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:35,300
TO KNOW HOW
TO PROTECT THEMSELVES.
882
00:33:35,300 --> 00:33:36,500
WALKING DOWN A DARK ALLEY,
883
00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:40,100
HANGING OUT
WITH WOMEN AT LUNCH...
884
00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:43,000
YOU CAN KILL SOMEBODY
BY THE WAY YOU HOLD THEIR NECK.
885
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,330
LIKE THAT, YOU CAN KILL THEM.
886
00:33:44,333 --> 00:33:46,373
AUNT KIM ALMOST KILLED ME.
887
00:33:46,367 --> 00:33:47,397
- ON THE GROUND.
888
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,930
- THIS IS THE SIDE
YOU DON'T SEE!
889
00:33:48,934 --> 00:33:51,534
- ON THE GROUND.
- THIS IS THE KIM--
890
00:33:51,533 --> 00:33:54,503
SO YOU COME UP TO SOMEBODY
LIKE--HOLD ON.
891
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:56,270
LIKE THIS.
892
00:33:56,266 --> 00:33:59,326
AND THEN YOU GRAB YOUR BICEP.
893
00:33:59,333 --> 00:34:02,373
YOU PUT YOUR ARM BACK HERE,
AND IF YOU SQUEEZE...
894
00:34:02,367 --> 00:34:04,567
DOES THAT FEEL SCARY?
- NO. IT FEELS COMFORTABLE.
895
00:34:04,567 --> 00:34:06,127
- [laughs]
896
00:34:06,133 --> 00:34:08,233
- SOPHIA, YOU'RE BIGGER THAN ME.
- THIS IS A CHANCE TO BEAT MAMA.
897
00:34:08,233 --> 00:34:09,233
- COME JUMP ON ME.
898
00:34:09,233 --> 00:34:10,533
- [grunts]
- [laughs]
899
00:34:10,533 --> 00:34:14,133
- THEN I WOULD--HERE,
I'M GONNA KICK YOU IN THE BALLS.
900
00:34:14,133 --> 00:34:15,133
THEN I WOULD DO THIS.
901
00:34:15,133 --> 00:34:16,803
THEN I WOULD DO THAT.
902
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:17,500
- STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP.
- AND THEN I WOULD DO THIS.
903
00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:18,830
NO, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU. NO!
904
00:34:18,834 --> 00:34:20,334
I'M NOT--I'M NOT GONNA--
905
00:34:20,333 --> 00:34:22,503
SEE, YOU'RE STRONGER
THAN YOU REALIZE.
906
00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:24,970
SOPHIE.
- OW, THIS REALLY HURTS!
907
00:34:24,967 --> 00:34:26,197
[laughs]
908
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,500
OH, MY GOD,
THE DOG IS HELPING ME.
909
00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:29,100
- HEY!
- AAH!
910
00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:30,930
NO, BUT LOOK. WAIT.
911
00:34:30,934 --> 00:34:32,204
DON'T ALL GIRLS
WANT TO BEAT THEIR MOM UP?
912
00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,370
HEY! PORTIA!
913
00:34:33,367 --> 00:34:35,967
- [laughing]
- STOP IT! STOP!
914
00:34:35,967 --> 00:34:37,927
STOP.
915
00:34:37,934 --> 00:34:39,304
- [laughing hysterically]
916
00:34:39,300 --> 00:34:42,070
- OH, MY GOD. OKAY.
917
00:34:48,467 --> 00:34:51,867
- BIG NAILS ARE IN--NO, NO,
THEY'RE IN THE OTHER BOX.
918
00:34:54,367 --> 00:34:56,027
- YOU KNOW, I WOULD HAVE--
919
00:34:56,033 --> 00:34:59,003
I FORGOT TO--WE FORGOT
TO GET YOU A SEWING KIT.
920
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,970
- I WAS GOING TO GRAB ONE TODAY,
921
00:35:00,967 --> 00:35:03,067
BUT I THOUGHT YOU HAD
ALREADY GOTTEN IT.
922
00:35:03,066 --> 00:35:05,066
SO IT'S OKAY.
I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.
923
00:35:05,066 --> 00:35:08,366
- I'VE GIVEN HER ADVICE
FOR 18 YEARS.
924
00:35:08,367 --> 00:35:10,097
AS MUCH AS I'M GONNA BE,
I MEAN,
925
00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:12,230
HEARTBROKEN
NOT TO SEE HER EVERY DAY,
926
00:35:12,233 --> 00:35:14,873
I'M EXCITED FOR HER
TO SPREAD HER WINGS.
927
00:35:14,867 --> 00:35:16,427
- ALL RIGHT,
SO WE'LL PUT THE SHORT ONES...
928
00:35:16,433 --> 00:35:17,433
- THERE, AND PUT THIS ONE--
929
00:35:17,433 --> 00:35:19,273
PUT THOSE NEXT TO YOUR BED.
930
00:35:19,266 --> 00:35:22,926
- NO, WAIT, THIS ISN'T BAD.
931
00:35:22,934 --> 00:35:24,074
- YEAH, BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE
COVERING THE PICTURE--
932
00:35:24,066 --> 00:35:27,226
LET ME SEE--TAKE THAT ONE.
933
00:35:27,233 --> 00:35:30,033
SEE, THIS IS BETTER 'CAUSE IT
DOESN'T COVER THE PHOTO.
934
00:35:30,033 --> 00:35:31,873
- OKAY.
935
00:35:31,867 --> 00:35:33,127
IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY.
936
00:35:33,133 --> 00:35:36,333
- [laughs]
937
00:35:36,333 --> 00:35:39,333
I KNOW, IN AN HOUR FROM NOW
YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA...
938
00:35:39,333 --> 00:35:40,873
- YEAH.
- YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE THE PLA--
939
00:35:40,867 --> 00:35:42,767
- THAT'S GONNA BE OVER THERE.
940
00:35:42,767 --> 00:35:44,797
- I DON'T WANT
TO SOUND LIKE A BABY
941
00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,370
BECAUSE THERE'S
MILLIONS OF MOTHERS
942
00:35:46,367 --> 00:35:48,267
THAT ARE DOING THE SAME THING
THAT I'M DOING RIGHT NOW.
943
00:35:48,266 --> 00:35:51,866
BUT IT'S JUST--IT'S A LOT HARDER
THAN I EVER IMAGINED.
944
00:35:51,867 --> 00:35:55,867
I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD'VE
WRITTEN A MANUAL FOR--
945
00:35:55,867 --> 00:35:57,667
WITH A CHECKLIST
OF ALL THE THINGS
946
00:35:57,667 --> 00:35:59,397
YOU NEED TO TALK ABOUT
WITH YOUR DAUGHTER
947
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,000
WHEN SHE GOES OFF TO COLLEGE.
948
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,800
[laughs]
949
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,000
- YOU NEEDED TO WRITE
A MANUAL ABOUT IT?
950
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,770
- YEAH, BECAUSE I FEEL
LIKE I FORGOT
951
00:36:05,767 --> 00:36:07,297
A WHOLE BUNCH OF THINGS.
952
00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:08,970
- [laughs]
OH, MY GOD.
953
00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:11,097
- LIKE MY BRAIN IS GOING CRAZY,
LIKE, I'M THINKING, OKAY,
954
00:36:11,100 --> 00:36:13,370
MAKE SURE YOU
SAVE ALL YOUR RECEIPTS
955
00:36:13,367 --> 00:36:15,097
FOR YOUR HAIR APPOINTMENTS.
956
00:36:15,100 --> 00:36:17,230
[both laugh]
- OH, GOD.
957
00:36:17,233 --> 00:36:18,773
- AND LIKE, IF YOU GO
AND GET YOUR NAILS DONE,
958
00:36:18,767 --> 00:36:21,727
YOUR HAIR, MAKE SURE
YOU SAVE THE RECEIPTS
959
00:36:21,734 --> 00:36:23,334
BECAUSE IT'S ALL TAX-DEDUCTIBLE.
960
00:36:23,333 --> 00:36:26,773
I HAVE, LIKE, 1,000 THINGS
IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW
961
00:36:26,767 --> 00:36:29,197
OF ALL THE THINGS
I STILL WANT TO TELL YOU.
962
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,230
- WELL, THERE'S, LIKE, A PHONE,
963
00:36:31,233 --> 00:36:33,803
AND, LIKE, FACETIME
AND STUFF, YOU KNOW.
964
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,730
LIKE, WE CAN EMAIL EACH OTHER.
965
00:36:35,734 --> 00:36:38,204
I'M NOT, LIKE, DYING,
I'M GOING TO COLLEGE.
966
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,230
- I KNOW. I KNOW.
- IT'S OKAY. I'LL BE FINE.
967
00:36:40,233 --> 00:36:41,333
- I KNOW YOU'RE
GOING TO BE FINE.
968
00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:43,003
IT'S JUST MY--
969
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,200
- THERE'S A REASON THAT YOU WAIT
18 YEARS TO GO TO COLLEGE.
970
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:46,800
- YEAH.
971
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,170
- BECAUSE IF YOUR KID'S NOT
READY TO GO TO COLLEGE AT 18,
972
00:36:49,166 --> 00:36:51,166
YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T DO
A VERY GOOD JOB PARENTING.
973
00:36:51,166 --> 00:36:53,066
- NO, I KNOW. I KNOW.
974
00:36:53,066 --> 00:36:54,826
BUT DID YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO
SAVE YOUR RECEIPTS?
975
00:36:54,834 --> 00:36:56,234
BECAUSE IT'S TAX-DEDUCTIBLE?
- YES, MOM.
976
00:36:56,233 --> 00:37:00,733
I ALREADY MADE A FOLDER FOR IT
THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT.
977
00:37:00,734 --> 00:37:03,274
- OKAY, YOU SEE, YEAH, NO,
I GOTTA JUST TRUST YOU.
978
00:37:03,266 --> 00:37:07,026
YOU'RE A LOT SMARTER THAN I WAS
WHEN I WAS 18, FOR SURE.
979
00:37:07,033 --> 00:37:08,633
WHEN ARE YOU COMING HOME?
980
00:37:08,633 --> 00:37:09,973
- THANKSGIVING.
981
00:37:09,967 --> 00:37:11,797
- AND HOW MANY WEEKS IS THAT?
982
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,200
- NOT THAT FAR.
983
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,770
- WELL, I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU
AT HOME, MY LOVEY.
984
00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:19,867
I LEFT MY FAMILY VERY EARLY ON,
985
00:37:19,867 --> 00:37:21,227
AND I WOULDN'T SEE THEM
FOR MONTHS AT A TIME.
986
00:37:21,233 --> 00:37:25,633
SO I KNOW THE LIFE.
THIS TIME IT'S FOR REAL.
987
00:37:25,633 --> 00:37:27,633
HUGGY.
988
00:37:27,633 --> 00:37:30,033
I LOVE YOU, BABY.
989
00:37:30,033 --> 00:37:31,633
I LOVE YOU.
- YOU, TOO.
990
00:37:31,633 --> 00:37:34,233
- I MISS YOU ALREADY.
991
00:37:34,233 --> 00:37:36,003
- YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME CRY.
992
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,030
WE'RE NOT CRYING.
WE'RE NOT CRYING.
993
00:37:39,033 --> 00:37:41,073
- I LOVE YOU.
- I LOVE YOU TOO.
994
00:37:41,066 --> 00:37:44,626
- OKAY, BE SAFE.
- I WILL. I'LL BE FINE.
995
00:37:44,633 --> 00:37:45,873
I WILL BE FINE.
PLEASE DON'T CRY.
996
00:37:45,867 --> 00:37:47,327
- I KNOW YOU--I'M NOT--
I KNOW YOU'RE FINE.
997
00:37:47,333 --> 00:37:49,933
I TRUST THAT YOU'RE FINE.
I JUST MISS YOU.
998
00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:54,774
- I MISS YOU TOO.
999
00:37:54,767 --> 00:37:56,967
LOVE YOU.
- I LOVE YOU. BYE.
1000
00:37:56,967 --> 00:38:00,867
I LOVE YOU.
1001
00:38:21,934 --> 00:38:23,834
- WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
1002
00:38:23,834 --> 00:38:27,234
- I'M GONNA MISS HER.
1003
00:38:27,233 --> 00:38:28,703
- THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME DO
EVERYTHING AND CARRY EVERYTHING.
1004
00:38:28,700 --> 00:38:29,870
- ABSOLUTELY.
1005
00:38:29,867 --> 00:38:31,767
I'M GONNA RUN DOWN TO THE CAR.
I LOVE YOU.
1006
00:38:31,767 --> 00:38:34,727
I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU.
ALL RIGHT?
1007
00:38:34,734 --> 00:38:36,634
- I LOVE YOU.
- SEE YOU LATER.
1008
00:38:36,633 --> 00:38:40,633
- I'LL CALL YOU IN A LITTLE BIT.
1009
00:38:48,867 --> 00:38:53,167
IT'S WEIRD.
1010
00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:56,996
- HOW GRATEFUL I AM
1011
00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:01,170
TO BE HERE TODAY.
1012
00:39:01,166 --> 00:39:05,966
TO WATCH HER GO OFF TO COLLEGE.
1013
00:39:05,967 --> 00:39:09,227
- WE'RE GOOD.
1014
00:39:09,233 --> 00:39:12,803
- YOU'RE GONNA DO GOOD,
AND I'M GONNA DO GOOD,
1015
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:17,000
AND WE'RE GONNA BE GREAT.
1016
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,800
- THERE WAS A TIME
1017
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:24,130
WHEN I ALMOST WASN'T HERE
1018
00:39:24,133 --> 00:39:26,773
FOR THIS.
1019
00:39:26,767 --> 00:39:28,467
THAT...
[sniffles]
1020
00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:33,127
EVERY DAY SINCE YOU'VE BEEN
IN MY LIFE HAS BEEN A JOY.
1021
00:39:33,133 --> 00:39:38,073
I HAVE LOVED
WATCHING YOU GROW.
1022
00:39:38,066 --> 00:39:41,166
ALL RIGHT.
1023
00:39:41,166 --> 00:39:44,596
WITH YOU THERE'S BEEN A BOND.
1024
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,670
- MY BEST FRIEND.
1025
00:39:46,667 --> 00:39:48,967
- YEAH.
1026
00:39:55,967 --> 00:39:59,997
- STAY STRONG
WHEN I'M NOT THERE
1027
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,970
TO WATCH AFTER YOU.
1028
00:40:01,967 --> 00:40:04,997
- IS THAT WHAT YOU'VE
BEEN DOING? [laughs]
1029
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,870
WILL YOU MISS ME?
1030
00:40:06,867 --> 00:40:08,397
[both sniffle]
1031
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,870
YOU LOOK HERE.
1032
00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:12,667
CLOSE YOUR EYES
AND THINK OF ME.
1033
00:40:12,667 --> 00:40:16,427
I'M RIGHT HERE. RIGHT--
I'M EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.
1034
00:40:22,667 --> 00:40:24,367
I LOVE YOU.
1035
00:40:24,367 --> 00:40:25,927
- COMING UP...
1036
00:40:25,934 --> 00:40:27,734
- IT'S RIDICULOUS
IF WE DON'T GO JUST BECAUSE
1037
00:40:27,734 --> 00:40:29,434
YOU'RE WORRIED
WHO WE'RE GONNA RUN INTO.
1038
00:40:29,433 --> 00:40:32,403
- YEAH, BUT AFTER THE LAST TIME
MEETING YOUR FRIENDS--
1039
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,070
- THEY'RE YOUR FRIENDS TOO.
- THEY WERE.
1040
00:40:50,433 --> 00:40:53,073
[dogs barking]
- STOP IT.
1041
00:40:53,066 --> 00:40:55,566
[dog whimpers, barks]
1042
00:40:55,567 --> 00:40:57,327
YOU'RE LIKE OUR FRIENDS,
AREN'T YOU?
1043
00:40:57,333 --> 00:40:59,373
FIGHTING FOR FIRST PLACE.
1044
00:40:59,367 --> 00:41:01,397
KEN, COME ON.
1045
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,530
- SORRY, BABY.
I KNOW I'M LATE. I'M COMING.
1046
00:41:03,533 --> 00:41:05,433
- YOU'RE LATE BECAUSE
YOU DON'T WANT TO GO.
1047
00:41:05,433 --> 00:41:08,603
- I DON'T WANT TO GO.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
1048
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,670
- I MEAN, WE'VE GOT TO GO
SUPPORT BEVERLY HILLS.
1049
00:41:10,667 --> 00:41:11,927
WE HAVE TO.
1050
00:41:11,934 --> 00:41:13,674
IT'S RIDICULOUS
IF WE DON'T GO JUST BECAUSE
1051
00:41:13,667 --> 00:41:15,297
YOU'RE WORRIED
WHO WE'RE GONNA RUN INTO.
1052
00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:18,330
- YEAH, BUT AFTER THE LAST TIME
MEETING YOUR FRIENDS--
1053
00:41:18,333 --> 00:41:19,973
- YOU JUST DON'T LIKE IT
THAT SOMEBODY
1054
00:41:19,967 --> 00:41:22,697
MAY BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN
THE GODDAMN STORY RIGHT, KEN.
1055
00:41:22,700 --> 00:41:24,700
- ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
1056
00:41:24,700 --> 00:41:26,000
ALL RIGHT, WE'VE BEEN SET UP.
WELL DONE.
1057
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,430
- THERE'S NOBODY
WHO'S BEEN SET UP.
1058
00:41:27,433 --> 00:41:29,903
BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING--
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
1059
00:41:29,900 --> 00:41:31,370
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
1060
00:41:31,367 --> 00:41:34,597
- THEY'RE YOUR FRIENDS TOO.
- THEY WERE.
1061
00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:37,330
NOT MY FRIENDS.
- WELL...
1062
00:41:37,333 --> 00:41:39,973
- NOBODY TREATS YOU LIKE THAT
AND I CALL THEM A FRIEND.
1063
00:41:39,967 --> 00:41:41,367
- KEN...
- I'M SORRY.
1064
00:41:41,367 --> 00:41:42,667
THEY'RE NOT MY FRIENDS.
1065
00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:44,367
- I WOULD RATHER TONIGHT
WAS JUST GO DO
1066
00:41:44,367 --> 00:41:45,797
WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO
AS PART OF THE COMMUNITY
1067
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,770
AND THEN GET OUT.
1068
00:41:47,767 --> 00:41:48,997
- I'M SWEATING, BECAUSE--
1069
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,800
- LISTEN, IF THERE'S A PROBLEM,
WE'LL LEAVE,
1070
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,470
JUST THE WAY WE DID
IN PUERTO RICO.
1071
00:41:52,467 --> 00:41:53,467
I'M OKAY WITH THAT.
1072
00:41:53,467 --> 00:41:55,797
I GET IT. I'M STRONGER NOW.
1073
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,470
- I'M THE STRONG ONE.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
1074
00:41:57,467 --> 00:41:58,997
- YEAH, BUT I DON'T WANT YOU
TO GET INVOLVED.
1075
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,370
- I WON'T. I'LL JUST HAVE THE--
- NO, SERIOUSLY, DON'T.
1076
00:42:01,367 --> 00:42:02,667
RISE ABOVE IT.
- DON'T WORRY.
1077
00:42:02,667 --> 00:42:03,897
I'LL HAVE
THE MAYOR THROW THEM OUT.
1078
00:42:03,900 --> 00:42:05,530
- OH, STOP.
1079
00:42:05,533 --> 00:42:06,803
I'M GONNA BE POLITE, AREN'T I?
1080
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,900
BUT WHEN I LEFT PUERTO RICO,
1081
00:42:08,900 --> 00:42:10,400
I DIDN'T CARE IF I SAW
ANY OF THESE WOMEN AGAIN,
1082
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:13,600
APART FROM CARLTON AND JOYCE,
I SUPPOSE.
1083
00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:14,700
I STILL FEEL THAT WAY.
1084
00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:16,470
I'M SORRY, BUT I DO.
1085
00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,700
- NEXT TIME
ON THE SEASON FINALE
1086
00:42:24,700 --> 00:42:26,370
OF THE REAL HOUSEWIVESOF BEVERLY HILLS...
1087
00:42:26,367 --> 00:42:28,227
- ARE YOU MY FRIEND?
DO YOU CARE ABOUT ME?
1088
00:42:28,233 --> 00:42:30,803
I NEED TO KNOW THAT.
1089
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,870
- I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.
OKAY?
1090
00:42:33,867 --> 00:42:36,567
- SHE'S IN YOUR EAR, AND I'VE
HAD HER IN MY EAR BEFORE.
1091
00:42:36,567 --> 00:42:40,667
- SHE'S NOT IN MY EAR, I'M JUST
SAYING I DIDN'T SEE A MAGAZINE.
1092
00:42:40,667 --> 00:42:42,797
- WHY DID YOU LEAVE
WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING?
1093
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,400
- OH, IT'S COMPLICATED.
1094
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,270
- THEY COULD HAVE BEEN DEAD
ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.
1095
00:42:47,266 --> 00:42:48,296
THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT.
1096
00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:49,530
DON'T TOUCH ME.
1097
00:42:49,533 --> 00:42:51,433
DO NOT TOUCH ME, KEN.
1098
00:42:51,433 --> 00:42:53,833
- WHO GIVES A [bleep]
ABOUT A [bleep] WHORE?
1099
00:42:53,834 --> 00:42:55,404
I'M SORRY, I DON'T.
1100
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,700
- DARLING, I DON'T SEE HER
LIKE THAT. I'M SORRY.
1101
00:42:57,700 --> 00:43:01,970
- SO THEN WE'RE NOT
TRULY FRIENDS.
77244
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