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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,700 --> 00:00:04,800 - PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 2 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:07,100 - WHEN YOU'RE LAYING IN YOUR COLLEGE ROOM 3 00:00:07,100 --> 00:00:08,630 AND YOU MISS ME, 4 00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:12,203 YOU CAN LOOK AT YOUR TATTOO AND GO, 5 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:13,630 "MOM, I MISS YOU SO MUCH." AND YOU CALL ME. 6 00:00:13,633 --> 00:00:15,473 - "MOM, I MISS YOU. I LOVE YOU." 7 00:00:15,467 --> 00:00:17,727 - I'M SCARED FOR THE MOMENT WHEN YOU LEAVE 8 00:00:17,734 --> 00:00:21,734 AND THEN I JUST REALIZE, LIKE, I'M STAYING HERE. 9 00:00:21,734 --> 00:00:24,634 - I KNOW. IT'S CRAZY. I CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. 10 00:00:24,633 --> 00:00:26,803 - JOYCE IS GOING TO PUERTO RICO. 11 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:27,770 WOULDN'T IT BE FUN IF WE WENT TOO? 12 00:00:27,767 --> 00:00:29,797 - YEAH. 13 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:33,770 - THIS IS WHY WE CAME. 14 00:00:33,767 --> 00:00:35,467 - [laughs] 15 00:00:35,467 --> 00:00:37,497 - AM I YOUR HOLLYWOOD FRIEND, OR AM I YOUR REAL FRIEND? 16 00:00:37,500 --> 00:00:39,370 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT DOING THIS. 17 00:00:39,367 --> 00:00:40,797 - WHY ARE YOU WALKING AWAY? 18 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:42,130 - BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO-- I DON'T WANT YOU TRYING TO-- 19 00:00:42,133 --> 00:00:43,233 - BUT WE'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION. 20 00:00:43,233 --> 00:00:46,073 - I HAD THE TABLOIDS AT MY HOUSE. 21 00:00:46,066 --> 00:00:48,566 LISA PUT IT IN MY LUGGAGE AND GOES, "YOU NEED TO BRING THIS." 22 00:00:48,567 --> 00:00:50,097 - I'M SUCH AN IDIOT. 23 00:00:50,100 --> 00:00:53,200 - I'M JUST [bleep] PISSED. - WHAT'S THE MATTER? 24 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:54,670 - YOU'RE CAUGHT. YOU'RE LYING. YOU'RE CAUGHT. 25 00:00:54,667 --> 00:00:56,767 - I'M [bleep] OUTTA HERE. - I WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH. 26 00:00:56,767 --> 00:00:59,267 - I DIDN'T SEE THE TABLOIDS UNTIL I GOT BACK. 27 00:00:59,266 --> 00:01:00,396 - NO, IT'S NOT TRUE. 28 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,130 - COME ON, THIS ISN'T A-- 29 00:01:02,133 --> 00:01:04,133 THIS IS A [bleep] SABOTAGE ATTACK. 30 00:01:04,133 --> 00:01:06,673 YOU ARE SO STUPID! - DON'T CALL ME STUPID. 31 00:01:06,667 --> 00:01:11,227 - I'M NOT GONNA HAVE THEM TALKING ABOUT YOU LIKE THAT. 32 00:01:11,233 --> 00:01:12,773 [upbeat music] 33 00:01:12,767 --> 00:01:14,227 - I'M FROM THIS TOWN. 34 00:01:14,233 --> 00:01:18,303 I KNOW WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT'S FAKE. 35 00:01:18,300 --> 00:01:23,070 - DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE MY FRIEND, ACT LIKE ONE. 36 00:01:23,066 --> 00:01:28,026 - IN BEVERLY HILLS, THE HIGHER YOU CLIMB, THE FARTHER YOU FALL. 37 00:01:28,033 --> 00:01:29,673 - EVERYBODY LOVES A COMEBACK STORY, 38 00:01:29,667 --> 00:01:33,197 ESPECIALLY STARRING ME. 39 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:38,000 - IN MY WORLD, MONEY DOESN'T TALK, IT SWEARS. 40 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,600 - YOU COULD NEVER BE TOO YOUNG, TOO THIN, OR TOO HONEST. 41 00:01:42,300 --> 00:01:47,230 - LIFE IS A SEXY, LITTLE DANCE, AND I LIKE TO TAKE LEAD. 42 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:54,730 - I WOKE UP VERY EARLY AND CALLED ALL MY FRIENDS 43 00:01:54,734 --> 00:01:57,704 ON THE EAST COAST 'CAUSE I FIGURED THEY WERE AWAKE, 44 00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:59,730 AND I GOT IN A FEW FIGHTS WITH MY EX-HUSBAND. 45 00:01:59,734 --> 00:02:03,104 - HOW ARE YOUR KIDS? - THEY'RE, UM--THEY'RE GOOD. 46 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:04,330 - I CALLED LAST NIGHT. 47 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:06,273 SOMETIMES 'CAUSE MY KIDS ARE OLDER, 48 00:02:06,266 --> 00:02:08,226 IT'S HARD TO, LIKE, TRACK 'EM ALL DOWN, 49 00:02:08,233 --> 00:02:11,103 BUT LAST NIGHT EVERY ONE OF THEM ANSWERED EXACTLY WHEN I CALLED. 50 00:02:11,100 --> 00:02:13,230 - THAT'S SO NICE. MINE DON'T LIKE TO TALK ON THE PHONE. 51 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:14,673 "I LOVE YOU, GOOD NIGHT." 52 00:02:14,667 --> 00:02:16,167 BUT YOU JUST WANT THEM TO KNOW YOU'RE THINKING OF THEM. 53 00:02:16,166 --> 00:02:19,226 - GOOD MORNING, GIRLS. - GOOD MORNING. 54 00:02:19,233 --> 00:02:20,703 - HI. - OH, MY HAIR IS BLOWING. 55 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:23,330 - HOW ARE YOU? - HOW ARE YOU? 56 00:02:23,333 --> 00:02:24,733 - YOU'RE REALLY DONE-UP. 57 00:02:24,734 --> 00:02:28,104 - I LOVE THIS OUTFIT. - THANK YOU. 58 00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:30,970 - HI. THAT LOOKS PRETTY ON YOU. - MM. THANK YOU. 59 00:02:30,967 --> 00:02:33,627 - HAS ANYBODY HEARD FROM LISA? - UH... 60 00:02:33,633 --> 00:02:35,173 - NO. - NO. 61 00:02:35,166 --> 00:02:37,926 - WHEN LISA FELT THAT I HAD WRONGED HER, 62 00:02:37,934 --> 00:02:40,474 I APOLOGIZED TO HER OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. 63 00:02:40,467 --> 00:02:42,397 NOW I NEED AN APOLOGY. 64 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:43,600 BUT I DON'T THINK I'M GONNA GET IT. 65 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:47,300 I WAS GONNA SEND KEN A TEXT TODAY FOR LAST NIGHT. 66 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:48,930 - I'M TIRED OF YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH. 67 00:02:48,934 --> 00:02:50,404 YOU'RE A BIG, STUBBORN, OLD MAN! 68 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:52,970 SHUT UP! 69 00:02:52,967 --> 00:02:55,297 - I RENEGE. [laughs] 70 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,230 I KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO. 71 00:02:57,233 --> 00:03:00,103 BUT I DON'T WANT TO. 72 00:03:00,100 --> 00:03:01,500 - SHE SHOULD'VE STAYED AND RESOLVED IT. 73 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:03,030 - YEAH. I AGREE. 74 00:03:03,033 --> 00:03:04,533 - AND THEN IT DOESN'T BECOME THAT BIG OF AN ISSUE. 75 00:03:04,533 --> 00:03:05,633 I THINK IT'S VERY CHILDISH 76 00:03:05,633 --> 00:03:08,203 FOR ADULTS TO WALK AWAY FROM THE TABLE. 77 00:03:08,200 --> 00:03:09,330 AND IT MAKES YOU LOOK GUILTY, 78 00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:10,933 REGARDLESS IF YOU'RE GUILTY OR NOT. 79 00:03:10,934 --> 00:03:13,374 - I JUST ASKED A QUESTION. I DIDN'T WANT TO CAUSE A FIGHT. 80 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:14,627 I DIDN'T WANT IT TO TURN INTO THAT, 81 00:03:14,633 --> 00:03:16,473 BUT THERE'S NO WAY THAT ANYBODY WOULD HEAR THAT 82 00:03:16,467 --> 00:03:18,467 AND NOT SAY, "DID YOU DO THIS?" 83 00:03:18,467 --> 00:03:21,597 I WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT THE TABLOIDS IN THE SUITCASE. 84 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:23,600 - I DIDN'T SEE THE TABLOIDS UNTIL I GOT BACK. 85 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:27,330 - YEAH, THAT'S US. YEAH. - YEAH, RIGHT HERE. PERFECT. 86 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:30,203 ALL RIGHT. 87 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:32,600 - I FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT, YOU KNOW... 88 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:34,000 - WHAT IS IT? 89 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,170 - ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. 90 00:03:35,166 --> 00:03:36,526 I THINK IT JUST NEEDED TO HAPPEN. 91 00:03:36,533 --> 00:03:38,033 IT WAS ONE OF THOSE THINGS THAT-- 92 00:03:38,033 --> 00:03:39,573 - NO, LISTEN, I DON'T THINK YOU NEED TO FEEL BAD. 93 00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:40,567 HONESTLY, I THINK YOU'RE THE ONE THAT DESERVES AN ANSWER. 94 00:03:40,567 --> 00:03:42,567 - I LOST IT. 95 00:03:42,567 --> 00:03:45,097 I MEAN, I KNOW THAT WE GENUINELY LIKE EACH OTHER, I KNOW THAT. 96 00:03:45,100 --> 00:03:47,570 BUT IT'S LIKE--IT'S JUST A SENSATION OF BETRAYAL. 97 00:03:47,567 --> 00:03:49,867 I'VE NEVER HAD A--I'VE NEVER FELT LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE. 98 00:03:49,867 --> 00:03:51,927 THEY'VE CLAIMED TO BE MY FRIEND AND TO HAVE MY BACK, 99 00:03:51,934 --> 00:03:54,274 AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I'M LEARNING FROM EVERYBODY 100 00:03:54,266 --> 00:03:56,326 THAT THAT WAS NOT THE CASE, AND, ON THE CONTRARY, 101 00:03:56,333 --> 00:03:59,333 THEY WERE DOING STUFF TO CAUSE PROBLEMS 102 00:03:59,333 --> 00:04:01,303 TO MY LIFE AND TO MY FAMILY. 103 00:04:01,300 --> 00:04:03,370 THAT'S NOT A FRIEND, THAT'S STRAIGHT-UP BETRAYAL. 104 00:04:03,367 --> 00:04:06,467 - I FEEL LIKE YOU LOVE HER SO HARD--I LOVE HER TOO-- 105 00:04:06,467 --> 00:04:07,997 BUT, LIKE, IT'S-- 106 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:08,900 - BUT HOW CAN YOU LOVE SOMEBODY THAT--THAT-- 107 00:04:08,900 --> 00:04:10,300 - IT'S ALMOST UNHEALTHY. 108 00:04:10,300 --> 00:04:12,030 - YOU KNOW, THAT THROWS YOU UNDER THE BUS LIKE THAT? 109 00:04:12,033 --> 00:04:13,103 AND TALKS ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND THAT WAY? I'M SORRY. 110 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:16,470 - I NEED THERAPY. I NEED THERAPY. 111 00:04:16,467 --> 00:04:18,427 - YOU AND KYLE-- YOU DESERVE AN HONEST ANSWER. 112 00:04:18,433 --> 00:04:19,533 I THINK YOU WANT TO KNOW, AND I THINK 113 00:04:19,533 --> 00:04:21,033 THAT'S WHAT YOU MADE CLEAR. 114 00:04:21,033 --> 00:04:23,403 I THINK YOU WANT TO KNOW, ARE THESE FRIENDS YOU CAN TRUST, 115 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:25,130 OR ARE YOU BEING BETRAYED? 116 00:04:25,133 --> 00:04:28,073 THIS IS FAMILY. I MEAN, THIS IS YOUR FAMILY. 117 00:04:28,066 --> 00:04:30,026 AND YOU DON'T WANT ANYBODY IN YOUR CIRCLE 118 00:04:30,033 --> 00:04:32,833 THAT POTENTIALLY WISHES YOU ILL THERE OR, YOU KNOW, 119 00:04:32,834 --> 00:04:34,104 REALLY BETRAYS YOU ON THAT LEVEL. 120 00:04:34,100 --> 00:04:35,430 SO I THINK YOU-- 121 00:04:35,433 --> 00:04:36,903 I THINK YOU STILL ARE OWED AN ANSWER, HONESTLY. 122 00:04:36,900 --> 00:04:38,300 - I HAD A HARD TIME SLEEPING LAST NIGHT BECAUSE-- 123 00:04:38,300 --> 00:04:40,030 - I BET. I-I CAN IMAGINE. 124 00:04:40,033 --> 00:04:42,073 I CAN IMAGINE KYLE COULDN'T SLEEP AT ALL, PROBABLY. 125 00:04:42,066 --> 00:04:43,426 - YEAH. - LOOK, I LIKE THOSE GUYS. 126 00:04:43,433 --> 00:04:44,433 BUT THEM AVOIDING IT AND LEAVING, 127 00:04:44,433 --> 00:04:46,203 I DON'T THINK THAT'S THE ANSWER. 128 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:47,870 - RIGHT. - THAT'S FOR SURE. 129 00:04:47,867 --> 00:04:49,297 I MEAN, YOU MIGHT HAVE YOUR ANSWER, UNFORTUNATELY. 130 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:50,430 YOU KNOW THAT. 131 00:04:50,433 --> 00:04:52,403 - AGREED. 132 00:04:52,400 --> 00:04:54,370 - WE DO LOVE THEM, AND THAT'S WHY THE-- 133 00:04:54,367 --> 00:04:56,397 - WELL, I JUST WENT TO THE BATHROOM, 134 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:58,230 SO I THOUGHT, LET ME STOP BY THE CONCIERGE, 135 00:04:58,233 --> 00:05:01,773 AND APPARENTLY THEY ORDERED A TAXI AT 4:30 THIS MORNING 136 00:05:01,767 --> 00:05:03,527 AND LEFT THE HOTEL AT 5:00 A.M. 137 00:05:03,533 --> 00:05:05,273 - WHERE DID THEY GO? 138 00:05:05,266 --> 00:05:09,826 - TO THE AIRPORT. THEY WENT HOME. 139 00:05:12,133 --> 00:05:15,073 - THEY'RE GONE. - WHY LEAVE? 140 00:05:15,066 --> 00:05:18,126 - WELL, BECAUSE THEY DON'T WANT TO HAVE THE CONVERSATIONS 141 00:05:18,133 --> 00:05:19,403 THAT PEOPLE ARE WANTING WITH THEM, I GUESS. 142 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:22,370 I DON'T KNOW. 143 00:05:22,367 --> 00:05:26,967 - I JUST WISH THAT KEN AND LISA DIDN'T LEAVE LIKE THAT 144 00:05:26,967 --> 00:05:29,897 AND CONFIRM WHAT I ALREADY FELT TO BE TRUE. 145 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:31,300 - I THINK SHE SHOULD'VE AT LEAST CALLED ME AND SAID, 146 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:33,270 "LISTEN, I'M SORRY I'M LEAVING FROM THE TRIP, 147 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:35,096 I JUST DON'T WANT TO CONFRONT THIS CONVERSATION. 148 00:05:35,100 --> 00:05:39,870 - I'M SORRY THAT THEY LEFT. I FEEL THAT THAT'S TOO BAD. 149 00:05:39,867 --> 00:05:43,227 THAT, UM... 150 00:05:43,233 --> 00:05:44,473 NO, I'M NOT. 151 00:05:44,467 --> 00:05:46,267 I'M NOT SORRY THEY LEFT. 152 00:05:46,266 --> 00:05:48,296 - LET'S MAKE A DEAL, GIRLS, HANDS ON. 153 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:49,770 - LET'S TALK ABOUT IT IN L.A. - NO MORE. THE WHOLE DAY. 154 00:05:49,767 --> 00:05:51,127 WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT IT ANYMORE. 155 00:05:51,133 --> 00:05:54,103 - WE DON'T TALK ABOUT LISA OR KEN FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. 156 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:05,300 - YEAH, WE'RE GONNA-- 157 00:06:05,300 --> 00:06:07,000 YOU GUYS SMELL THAT? [sniffs] 158 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,130 - WHAT? - STORES. 159 00:06:08,133 --> 00:06:10,173 [laughter] 160 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,130 - [laughs] 161 00:06:16,133 --> 00:06:17,333 - ARE MY GLASSES THERE? 162 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:19,873 - HE'S BEAUTIFUL. YOUR BABY? 163 00:06:19,867 --> 00:06:21,127 YOUR BABY IS BEAUTIFUL. 164 00:06:21,133 --> 00:06:23,303 - NO! I DON'T WANT THAT NEAR ME. - [screams] 165 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:24,900 - SO CUTE, BUT I DON'T WANT IT NEAR ME. 166 00:06:24,900 --> 00:06:26,130 IT'S REALLY CUTE. - I GOT YOU A PRESENT... 167 00:06:26,133 --> 00:06:27,973 - IT GOES GOOD WITH YOUR OUTFIT, YOLANDA. 168 00:06:27,967 --> 00:06:29,827 - I GOT YOU A PRESENT. - YOLANDA... 169 00:06:29,834 --> 00:06:31,374 I DON'T WANT IT TO COME OVER HERE! 170 00:06:31,367 --> 00:06:34,697 NO, PLEASE! I'M SERIOUS! DON'T! I'M SCARED! NO! 171 00:06:34,700 --> 00:06:36,730 [moans] 172 00:06:36,734 --> 00:06:39,304 I DON'T LIKE CREATURES WITH LONG NAILS. 173 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:42,330 - DO YOU LIKE IT? YOU CAN TAKE IT TO L.A. 174 00:06:42,333 --> 00:06:44,903 - IT DOESN'T EXACTLY LOOK LIKE A FLUFFY KITTY TO ME, OKAY? 175 00:06:44,900 --> 00:06:47,700 - OKAY, ONE, TWO, THREE. 176 00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:50,400 - GRACIAS. OH... 177 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,730 - CAN I HOLD HIM? 178 00:06:52,734 --> 00:06:54,074 OH... 179 00:06:54,066 --> 00:06:56,366 THEY'RE SO CUTE. THEY'RE SO CUTE. 180 00:06:56,367 --> 00:06:57,797 [tiny voice] THEY'RE SO CUTE! 181 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:59,370 EE! THEY'RE SO CUTE. 182 00:06:59,367 --> 00:07:00,697 I LOVE THEM. 183 00:07:00,700 --> 00:07:02,970 I LOVE THEM! 184 00:07:02,967 --> 00:07:04,897 I LOVE THEM. I LOVE THEM. 185 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:05,970 I DO, I LOVE THEM. 186 00:07:05,967 --> 00:07:07,127 GET AWAY FROM ME. 187 00:07:07,133 --> 00:07:08,833 I WANT A PICTURE ALONE WITH HIM FOR A WHILE. 188 00:07:08,834 --> 00:07:10,704 - KIM WILL GO UP AND FEED A SQUIRREL THAT COULD HAVE RABIES. 189 00:07:10,700 --> 00:07:11,830 SHE DOESN'T CARE. 190 00:07:11,834 --> 00:07:14,304 - OKAY, CALM DOWN. OH, MY GOSH. 191 00:07:14,300 --> 00:07:15,970 - DO IT QUICK, DO IT QUICK, DO IT QUICK. 192 00:07:15,967 --> 00:07:18,167 - THANK YOU. - THANK YOU. 193 00:07:18,166 --> 00:07:19,796 - GRACIAS. 194 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:20,970 - THANK YOU. 195 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:28,230 - SO THIS IS THE CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS STATUE. 196 00:07:28,233 --> 00:07:30,803 YOU KNOW CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DISCOVERED PUERTO RICO. 197 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:34,130 SO THIS IS, LIKE, THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY RIGHT HERE. 198 00:07:34,133 --> 00:07:35,703 SAN JUAN ALMOST FEELS LIKE YOU'RE IN LITTLE SPAIN. 199 00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:38,170 LOOK AT ALL THE COLORS, AND YOU SEE THE COBBLESTONE. 200 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:39,966 I LOVE WALKING DOWN SAN JUAN, UP AND DOWN THE STREETS. 201 00:07:39,967 --> 00:07:43,127 IT'S BAD FOR THE HEELS, BUT IT'S REALLY FUN TO DO. 202 00:07:43,133 --> 00:07:44,673 - KYLE, I'M GONNA-- 203 00:07:44,667 --> 00:07:45,827 - OH, I'M NOT DOING THAT. YOU'RE TALLER THAN ME. 204 00:07:45,834 --> 00:07:47,604 - LOOK AT YOU. - YOLANDA'S GONNA GET HURT. 205 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:49,170 - COME ON, DO IT, GIRLS. 206 00:07:49,166 --> 00:07:51,326 - OH! THE DRESS. - UH-OH! 207 00:07:51,333 --> 00:07:53,103 - WE ALL HAVE TO DO THIS? - WAIT, WHAT HAVE I DONE? 208 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:54,270 - [laughs] 209 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:56,196 - MY BUTT IS GONNA SHOW! - OH! 210 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:57,300 - OKAY, NEXT. 211 00:07:57,300 --> 00:07:59,070 - COME ON. - YEAH, THERE YOU GO. 212 00:07:59,066 --> 00:08:00,296 - GO AHEAD. - YOU DO IT, YOU DO IT. 213 00:08:00,300 --> 00:08:01,330 - I'M GONNA HURT MYSELF. 214 00:08:01,333 --> 00:08:02,703 - BRANDI JUST WALKS OVER IT. 215 00:08:02,700 --> 00:08:04,970 - [laughs] - THAT'S TRUE. SHE'S TALL. 216 00:08:04,967 --> 00:08:07,297 - I WISH EVERY DAY WAS LIKE THIS WITH THESE GIRLS. 217 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:10,270 SEEMS TO BE, LIKE, A HUGE SHIFT IN THE ENERGY. 218 00:08:10,266 --> 00:08:11,726 - BEAUTIFUL. 219 00:08:11,734 --> 00:08:13,574 - THIS IS ALL, UM-- HOW DO YOU CALL IT? 220 00:08:13,567 --> 00:08:15,697 [both laughing] 221 00:08:15,700 --> 00:08:17,200 - DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT REMINDS ME OF? THE TOP OF THAT? 222 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:18,830 - WHAT? 223 00:08:18,834 --> 00:08:20,704 - IT REMINDS ME OF YOLANDA AT THE TOP OF THE EIFFEL TOWER. 224 00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:22,070 - WHOO! 225 00:08:22,066 --> 00:08:23,196 - OH! 226 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:25,570 - YOLANDA, DON'T JOKE AROUND LIKE THAT. 227 00:08:25,567 --> 00:08:27,767 - SHE HAS A PENIS. 228 00:08:27,767 --> 00:08:29,827 - OH, THAT'S A MAN, THOUGH. - IS THAT A MAN? 229 00:08:29,834 --> 00:08:31,534 - GET BACK, GIRLS. 230 00:08:31,533 --> 00:08:33,003 - ONE, TWO... 231 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,930 - I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET IN THIS FOUNTAIN. 232 00:08:34,934 --> 00:08:35,934 - LET'S GO IN! 233 00:08:35,934 --> 00:08:37,204 - YOU'RE NOT REALLY FRIENDS 234 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,200 UNTIL YOU'VE COMMITTED YOUR FIRST CRIME TOGETHER. 235 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,600 - [laughs] 236 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,230 - YOU THINK WE'LL GET IN TROUBLE? 237 00:08:43,233 --> 00:08:45,103 - HEY, GUYS! 238 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:47,270 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A PUERTO RICAN PRISON? 239 00:08:47,266 --> 00:08:48,596 WELL, YOU'RE ABOUT TO. 240 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:50,070 - IT'S A VERY RISKY THING 241 00:08:50,066 --> 00:08:52,726 WHEN YOU'RE IN A STRANGE PLACE LIKE THAT, 242 00:08:52,734 --> 00:08:55,834 WHEN A LOT OF THE PEOPLE SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE. 243 00:08:55,834 --> 00:08:57,604 - WE DIDN'T HAVE A PENNY, SO WE JUST GOT-- 244 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:58,800 'CAUSE SHE DIDN'T HAVE ONE. 245 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:00,670 - I DIDN'T HAVE A PENNY FOR A WISH. 246 00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:02,727 - THE POLICE ARE COMING! GET OUT, GET OUT! 247 00:09:02,734 --> 00:09:04,934 - I DON'T KNOW THEM. - [screams, giggles] 248 00:09:04,934 --> 00:09:05,934 - POLICE! 249 00:09:05,934 --> 00:09:07,674 [speaking gibberish] 250 00:09:07,667 --> 00:09:10,597 OH, NO! 251 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:11,770 - I DO SPEAK SPANISH. 252 00:09:11,767 --> 00:09:13,027 BUT NOT ENOUGH TO GET THEM OUT OF JAIL. 253 00:09:13,033 --> 00:09:14,233 - GUESS WHAT. 254 00:09:14,233 --> 00:09:15,273 BYE. 255 00:09:15,266 --> 00:09:16,696 - AYE YI-YI. 256 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:22,100 - WE SHOULD GO TO A SALSA BAND. 257 00:09:22,100 --> 00:09:23,700 - I KNOW. I WANT TO. 258 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:25,470 - [humming] 259 00:09:25,467 --> 00:09:27,927 - YO, YO. - YO, YO. 260 00:09:27,934 --> 00:09:29,974 - HELLO. [knocks] 261 00:09:29,967 --> 00:09:31,627 - KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK. 262 00:09:31,633 --> 00:09:33,933 OH, MY GOD, IT FEELS SO GOOD IN HERE. 263 00:09:33,934 --> 00:09:35,534 - I'M ALWAYS PROUD WHEN PEOPLE 264 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:38,803 TELL ME STORIES ABOUT HOW MUCH FUN THEY HAD IN PUERTO RICO. 265 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:40,670 IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL SO OVERWHELMED WITH JOY, 266 00:09:40,667 --> 00:09:42,067 BECAUSE I WOULD LOVE THE WORLD 267 00:09:42,066 --> 00:09:43,526 TO LOVE PUERTO RICO AS MUCH AS I DO. 268 00:09:43,533 --> 00:09:45,733 - OH, MY GOD, YOU GUYS, THIS IS FUNNY. 269 00:09:45,734 --> 00:09:47,704 LOOK AT YOU GUYS ON THE RUN. - THAT'S A GIANT WINE BOTTLE. 270 00:09:47,700 --> 00:09:49,500 - OH! - [laughs] 271 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:51,470 - LOOK AT YOU AND BRANDI ON THE RUN WHEN THE POLICE CAME. 272 00:09:51,467 --> 00:09:52,467 - THE PO-PO IS COMING. 273 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:54,827 - GET OUT NOW! 274 00:09:54,834 --> 00:09:55,834 - BRANDI WAS LIKE, "NO, THEY'RE REALLY COMING." 275 00:09:55,834 --> 00:09:56,834 AND SHE WAS LIKE-- 276 00:09:56,834 --> 00:09:58,204 - EVERYBODY JUST WANTED 277 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:01,470 TO PUT WHAT HAPPENED WITH LISA BEHIND US AND GO AND HAVE FUN. 278 00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:05,567 LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO DWELL ON THE NEGATIVITY. 279 00:10:05,567 --> 00:10:07,167 THEY'RE DOING A PARTY AT THE BEVERLY HILTON, 280 00:10:07,166 --> 00:10:08,726 THE BEVERLY HILLS CHAMBER OF COMMERCE, 281 00:10:08,734 --> 00:10:10,204 CELEBRATING THE 100 YEARS OF BEVERLY HILLS. 282 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,430 I WANT YOU GUYS TO COME. 283 00:10:11,433 --> 00:10:12,803 - WE SHOULD GO. 284 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,770 - ANY EXCUSE FOR A PARTY, RIGHT? - RIGHT, YEAH. 285 00:10:14,767 --> 00:10:15,867 - WE'RE THERE. - I'M EXCITED. 286 00:10:15,867 --> 00:10:16,867 YOU NEVER KNOW WHO YOU'RE GONNA MEET. 287 00:10:16,867 --> 00:10:18,597 I MET ALL OF YOU GIRLS THERE. 288 00:10:18,600 --> 00:10:20,130 - KIMBERLY'S PACKING FOR COLLEGE, SO... 289 00:10:20,133 --> 00:10:21,773 - SO WHAT IS SHE DOING RIGHT NOW? 290 00:10:21,767 --> 00:10:24,067 - SHE'S, LIKE, STARTING TO PUT STUFF FROM HER DAD'S HOUSE, 291 00:10:24,066 --> 00:10:25,626 AND THEN FROM OUR HOUSE. 292 00:10:25,633 --> 00:10:26,533 - SHE'S GONNA BE LIVING IN A DORM, RIGHT? 293 00:10:26,533 --> 00:10:27,833 - SHE'S LIVING IN A DORM. 294 00:10:27,834 --> 00:10:29,874 THEY'RE MAKING HER LIVE ON CAMPUS BECAUSE SHE'S-- 295 00:10:29,867 --> 00:10:31,027 A F--A FRESHMAN. 296 00:10:31,033 --> 00:10:32,773 - NO-- - SHE KNOW HER ROOMMATE? 297 00:10:32,767 --> 00:10:34,027 - SHE DOESN'T KNOW YET. 298 00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:35,703 AND OF COURSE, YOU KNOW... 299 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:36,700 - YOU NEVER KNOW WHO YOU'RE GONNA GET. 300 00:10:36,700 --> 00:10:38,100 IT'S LIKE, OH, MY GOD. 301 00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:41,470 - I'M A BIT CONCERNED FOR HOW I'M GOING TO DO. 302 00:10:43,867 --> 00:10:46,667 I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GONNA BE WITHOUT KIMBERLY. 303 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:49,667 BUT I KNOW SHE NEEDS TO GET SETTLED INTO HER NEW WORLD. 304 00:10:49,667 --> 00:10:52,367 - MINE IS GOING NEXT WEEK. I HAVE EIGHT MORE DAYS. 305 00:10:52,367 --> 00:10:53,367 - AW, COME ON. 306 00:10:53,367 --> 00:10:55,527 - AWW. - EIGHT MORE DAYS. 307 00:10:55,533 --> 00:10:56,703 - SHE'S GOING TO NEW YORK. - SHE'S GOING TO NEW YORK. 308 00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:58,100 - YOU'RE GONNA GO WITH HER? 309 00:10:58,100 --> 00:11:01,430 - I'M GONNA SPEND ONE WEEK TO, YOU KNOW, PUT ALL HER CLOTHES... 310 00:11:01,433 --> 00:11:02,773 - YEAH. 311 00:11:02,767 --> 00:11:04,497 - PUT ALL THE FURNITURE IN AND GET HER, LIKE, 312 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:06,530 SLEEPING. 313 00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:07,833 - DO WE NEED TO PICK YOU UP AT THE AIRPORT 314 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,074 TO GIVE YOU A BIG HUG WHEN YOU COME BACK? 315 00:11:09,066 --> 00:11:10,766 - YES, PROBABLY. 316 00:11:10,767 --> 00:11:12,697 - YOU THINK THERE'S GONNA BE SOME TEARS INVOLVED, HUH? 317 00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:13,700 - OH, FOR SURE. 318 00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:16,600 - YEAH. 319 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:18,600 I AM JUST SO EXCITED THAT GIGI WILL BE 320 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,400 THE FIRST CHILD IN MY FAMILY TO GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL. 321 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:25,930 LIFE THREW ME THE OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME A PROFESSIONAL MODEL 322 00:11:25,934 --> 00:11:28,904 AND MAKE A LOT OF MONEY AND PROVIDE FOR MY FAMILY. 323 00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:32,800 I NEVER FOUND MY WAY BACK TO SCHOOL OR COLLEGE OR ANYTHING. 324 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,770 - MICHAEL, JOYCE, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR INVITING US ALL TO... 325 00:11:35,767 --> 00:11:38,027 [rolls tongue] PUERICO! 326 00:11:38,033 --> 00:11:39,833 - THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY. 327 00:11:39,834 --> 00:11:42,504 - IT'S NOT "PUERICO," IT'S "PUERTO RICO." 328 00:11:42,500 --> 00:11:44,730 - [rolls tongue] PUERICO! 329 00:11:44,734 --> 00:11:46,004 PUERTO RICO. - SHE'S GOOD! 330 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,970 WE PRACTICED IT AT PILATES. 331 00:11:47,967 --> 00:11:49,527 - [sighs] - [snorts] 332 00:11:49,533 --> 00:11:51,033 [laughter] 333 00:11:51,033 --> 00:11:52,633 - COMING UP... 334 00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:55,333 - I FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING THAT I SAY IS BEING QUESTIONED. 335 00:11:55,333 --> 00:11:57,703 I FEEL THEY'RE JUST, LIKE, ALL GANGING UP. 336 00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:59,970 IT'S REALLY HARD. I DON'T WANT TO CRY. 337 00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:17,327 - THANK YOU. [door closes] 338 00:12:17,333 --> 00:12:22,003 WELCOME TO MY HUMBLE HOME. - [chuckles] 339 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,700 - HI, GUYS. - HELLO. 340 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:27,530 - LOOK HOW CUTE YOU ARE. 341 00:12:27,533 --> 00:12:30,733 WELCOME. HI, GUYS. - HI, YOLANDA. 342 00:12:30,734 --> 00:12:34,034 - YOLANDA REALLY FIXED SO MANY THINGS FOR ME. 343 00:12:34,033 --> 00:12:35,733 MY DAD FELL DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH HER. 344 00:12:35,734 --> 00:12:37,434 - YOU'RE LUCKY YOU GOT A BEAUTIFUL BODYGUARD 345 00:12:37,433 --> 00:12:39,673 TO PROTECT YOU. - I KNOW. TRUST ME. 346 00:12:39,667 --> 00:12:41,327 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT HER. 347 00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:44,503 WE STARTED TO MEND FENCES, AND WE'RE GETTING BACK ON TRACK. 348 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:46,230 - OH, THANK YOU. YOU DIDN'T NEED TO DO THAT. 349 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,233 - I TOLD HIM YOU LIKE BELLINIS 350 00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,603 AND YOU MIGHT, YOU KNOW... 351 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:49,630 - I MIGHT GET DRUNK? ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT? 352 00:12:49,633 --> 00:12:50,933 - NO, NO! 353 00:12:50,934 --> 00:12:53,334 WE ALL KNOW THAT'S ME. [laughter] 354 00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:54,703 - EVER SINCE PUERTO RICO 355 00:12:54,700 --> 00:12:57,270 I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT ABOUT MY FRIENDSHIPS. 356 00:12:57,266 --> 00:12:59,266 EVEN WHEN I SCREW UP, YOLANDA'S BEEN THERE FOR ME. 357 00:12:59,266 --> 00:13:01,426 - WHEN YOU STING, YOU STING HARD, AND IT HURTS. 358 00:13:01,433 --> 00:13:04,473 BUT YOU'RE DOING IT IN A WAY NOW THAT'S NOT CHARMING. 359 00:13:04,467 --> 00:13:07,597 - LISA WAS LIKE--"CRICKET, CRICKET, CRICKET, WHO'S BRANDI?" 360 00:13:07,600 --> 00:13:09,800 - OF COURSE I GOTTA SHOW YOUR MOM THE REFRIGERATOR. 361 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,430 - OH, MY GOD... - OH. 362 00:13:11,433 --> 00:13:13,603 - SO YOU NEED A STEPLADDER TO GET THERE, DON'T YOU? 363 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:14,700 - IT'S A PIECE OF ART. 364 00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:16,830 - IT IS, IT'S GORGEOUS. - IT IS. 365 00:13:16,834 --> 00:13:18,534 - ANYBODY BAD IN THE HOUSE, I PUT IN HERE AND CLOSE THE DOOR. 366 00:13:18,533 --> 00:13:19,833 [laughter] THE DOGHOUSE. 367 00:13:19,834 --> 00:13:21,704 - HEY, ON A HOT DAY THIS COULD WORK REALLY WELL. 368 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:24,700 - [playing piano] 369 00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:30,630 ♪ ♪ 370 00:13:30,633 --> 00:13:31,633 - [giggles] 371 00:13:31,633 --> 00:13:33,233 - WHAT IS-- 372 00:13:33,233 --> 00:13:34,473 THAT WAS HILARIOUS. 373 00:13:34,467 --> 00:13:36,197 - I WISH I COULD PLAY THE PIANO. 374 00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:37,800 OR HAVE ANY KIND OF MUSICAL TALENT. 375 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:40,330 - WELL, I'M STRUGGLING RIGHT NOW TOO. 376 00:13:40,333 --> 00:13:41,933 OH, PEOPLE. - THESE ARE MY PARENTS. 377 00:13:41,934 --> 00:13:43,574 - HOW ARE YOU? I'M DAVID. - THIS IS JUDY. 378 00:13:43,567 --> 00:13:44,567 - HI, JUDY. 379 00:13:44,567 --> 00:13:45,727 - NICE TO MEET YOU. 380 00:13:45,734 --> 00:13:47,374 - AND THIS IS GUY. - HI, GUY. I'M DAVID. 381 00:13:47,367 --> 00:13:48,667 - A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 382 00:13:48,667 --> 00:13:49,897 - NICE TO MEET YOU, MAN. WELCOME. 383 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:51,830 - THANK YOU FOR... - LETTING US COME TO YOUR HOME. 384 00:13:51,834 --> 00:13:53,474 - YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL HOUSE. - WE'RE HAPPY TO HAVE YOU. 385 00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:55,567 - WE'RE VERY IMPRESSED WITH THE HOUSE. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 386 00:13:55,567 --> 00:13:57,297 - YEAH, SHE DID A GREAT JOB. YEAH. 387 00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:58,670 YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED WITH MY PIANO PLAYING? 388 00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:00,927 - UM, IT WAS OKAY. I'VE HEARD BETTER. 389 00:14:00,934 --> 00:14:03,834 I KNOW MY DAD GETS VERY INTIMIDATED WITH WEALTH. 390 00:14:03,834 --> 00:14:05,804 HE'S NERVOUS ABOUT WHAT HE'S WEARING, 391 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:08,530 AND IF HE SHOULD WEAR A HAT OR NOT WEAR A HAT, 392 00:14:08,533 --> 00:14:10,703 BUT I KNOW HOW DOWN-TO-EARTH DAVID AND YOLANDA ARE, 393 00:14:10,700 --> 00:14:15,130 SO I KNEW ONCE MY DAD GOT OVER THE GRANDIOSE EVERYTHING 394 00:14:15,133 --> 00:14:17,303 OF THE HOUSE THAT HE WOULD FEEL COMFORTABLE, 395 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:19,370 BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST-- THEY'RE NORMAL PEOPLE. 396 00:14:19,367 --> 00:14:21,327 - I LOVE THE INFINITY POOL. - IT IS GORGEOUS. 397 00:14:21,333 --> 00:14:22,333 - YEAH. - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 398 00:14:22,333 --> 00:14:25,173 - OKAY. 399 00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:27,866 - YOU KNOW, BRANDI AND I WENT OUT THIS MORNING 400 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,667 TO GET A PROPANE TANK. 401 00:14:29,667 --> 00:14:31,627 - YEAH. 402 00:14:31,633 --> 00:14:34,903 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. - HELLO. YOU'RE WELCOME. 403 00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:37,500 - MY PARENTS, STILL TO THIS DAY, 404 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,600 WORK 9:00 TO 5:00, WORK EXTREMELY HARD. 405 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,400 THEY DESERVE THE FINER THINGS IN LIFE. 406 00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:42,630 - OUR SIDE OF THE FAMILY HAVE-- 407 00:14:42,633 --> 00:14:45,403 WE HAVE SKELETAL PROBLEMS. 408 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,700 - HE'S COLLAPSED HIS LEFT LUNG THREE TIMES. 409 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:47,800 - OH, MY GOD. 410 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:49,430 - YEAH. 411 00:14:49,433 --> 00:14:51,603 - IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 412 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:53,870 - YEAH, IT'S JUST WE-- WE HAVE TO GET GOING. 413 00:14:53,867 --> 00:14:55,467 - YOU DO? WHAT HAPPENED? - I JUST ORDERED THE CAR. 414 00:14:55,467 --> 00:14:57,467 - WOW. IN AND OUT. 415 00:14:57,467 --> 00:14:59,167 - YOU CAN WALK US OUT IF YOU WANT. 416 00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,826 - LEAVING IS DIFFICULT. - LEAVING IS TOUGH. 417 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:05,534 - LET'S GO. 418 00:15:05,533 --> 00:15:08,703 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY! - NO WAY! 419 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,070 - IS THAT A DAUGHTER OR WHAT? 420 00:15:11,066 --> 00:15:13,066 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 421 00:15:13,066 --> 00:15:16,126 - ISN'T THAT GREAT? 422 00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:18,103 - SHE HAS GOOSEBUMPS. 423 00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,830 - I GOT GOOSEBUMPS. WHAT'RE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 424 00:15:20,834 --> 00:15:22,534 - A LITTLE STEP OUT. YOU READY? 425 00:15:22,533 --> 00:15:25,173 - OH, MY--I'M IN-- THIS IS TOTAL-- 426 00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:26,766 - YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD DAUGHTER. 427 00:15:26,767 --> 00:15:29,497 - I FIGURE IF I GIVE THEM THE CAR AT YOLANDA'S HOUSE 428 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:31,100 MY DAD CAN'T NOT ACCEPT IT, 429 00:15:31,100 --> 00:15:32,600 'CAUSE IT'S YOLANDA HIS GIRLFRIEND. 430 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,330 - BYE, GUYS. - BYE. 431 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,333 - OKAY. THANK YOU. - ENJOY! 432 00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,533 - WOW. - OH, MY GOD. 433 00:15:38,533 --> 00:15:40,133 - MY PARENTS DESERVE IT. 434 00:15:40,133 --> 00:15:42,633 - BYE, NOW. - BYE. 435 00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:03,200 - LISA. 436 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,470 I'M HERE. [laughs] - HELLO. 437 00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:07,497 - HOW ARE YOU? 438 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,370 - OKAY. - YEAH? 439 00:16:09,367 --> 00:16:12,367 YOU LIE LIKE A DOG. 440 00:16:12,367 --> 00:16:15,297 I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT WENT DOWN IN PUERTO RICO... 441 00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:18,600 - DO YOU WANT TEA, DARLING? - I WOULD LOVE A CUP OF TEA. 442 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,570 BUT I CAN TELL SHE'S LEGITIMATELY HURT. 443 00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:24,227 DID YOU CHOOSE AN OUTFIT YET? - NO. 444 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:29,173 I DON'T REALLY WANT TO GO TO THE BEVERLY HILLS 100th YEAR PARTY. 445 00:16:29,166 --> 00:16:30,396 I DON'T REALLY FEEL COMFORTABLE 446 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,630 BEING AROUND THIS GROUP OF PEOPLE. 447 00:16:31,633 --> 00:16:33,473 SO WE'LL SEE. 448 00:16:33,467 --> 00:16:36,167 - WELL, YOU HAVE TO GO. - WHY? 449 00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:37,726 - BECAUSE IT'S THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE 450 00:16:37,734 --> 00:16:39,304 AND BECAUSE YOU HAVE 451 00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:41,100 AN AMAZING, THRIVING BUSINESS IN BEVERLY HILLS. 452 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,330 YEAH, YOU DO. 453 00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:44,973 - YEAH, BUT-- 454 00:16:44,967 --> 00:16:46,527 I DON'T WANT TO BE OVERDRAMATIC 455 00:16:46,533 --> 00:16:49,203 AND SAY "AMBUSHED, ATTACKED," ALL THOSE KIND OF THINGS, 456 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,470 BUT THAT'S HOW I FELT. 457 00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:52,597 - YEAH, WELL, THAT'S LEGITIMATE, THEN. 458 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:56,570 - ENOUGH FOR KEN TO SAY, "OKAY, WE'RE DONE. WE'RE OUTTA HERE." 459 00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:58,697 I HAVE VERY LITTLE TIME OFF, 460 00:16:58,700 --> 00:17:00,400 AND I WANT TO SPEND IT JUST RELAXING 461 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:03,000 AND HAVING FUN WITH FRIENDS. 462 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:07,000 BUT TO DEAL WITH THIS NEGATIVE, AGGRESSIVE BULL[bleep]-- 463 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,600 NO, I'M NOT GONNA DO IT. 464 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:11,100 APPARENTLY BRANDI SAID TO KYLE 465 00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:15,270 THAT I TOOK THE TABLOID ABOUT RICHARD AND PUT IT 466 00:17:15,266 --> 00:17:18,996 IN HER BAG AND SAID, "BRING IT WITH YOU TO PALM SPRINGS." 467 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,500 - THERE WAS NO MAGAZINE, 'CAUSE I WOULD HAVE SEEN IT. 468 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,130 - AND THEN KYLE GOES, "I NEED TO ASK THIS QUESTION. 469 00:17:24,133 --> 00:17:26,103 DID YOU PUT THE MAGAZINE?" 470 00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:27,670 - OH, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. IT'S JUST--IT'S JUST-- 471 00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:30,297 I WOULDN'T EVEN WANT TO SAY "CHILD'S PLAY," 472 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,670 BECAUSE MY CHILDREN BEHAVE BETTER THAN THAT. 473 00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:34,127 - IT WASN'T CHILD'S PLAY, IT WAS UPSETTING. 474 00:17:34,133 --> 00:17:35,433 - NO, IT'S VICIOUS. [sighs] 475 00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:38,203 - EACH ONE OF THEM WITH HER OWN LITTLE GAME PLAN 476 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,330 SYSTEMATICALLY COMING AFTER ME. 477 00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:42,303 "YOU HAVEN'T BEEN A FRIEND," "YOU'RE THIS," "YOU'RE THAT," 478 00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:45,570 "YOU'RE THIS"--ALL HAVE A LITTLE LIST OF THINGS. 479 00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:47,427 WHO DOES THAT? 480 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:49,273 SO I THOUGHT, WE'RE DONE. WE'RE OUT OF HERE. 481 00:17:49,266 --> 00:17:51,896 I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO WALK BACK TO BLOODY L.A. 482 00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,170 WE'RE LEAVING. 483 00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:55,896 - THESE WOMEN, WHO ARE SUPPOSEDLY YOUR FRIENDS, 484 00:17:55,900 --> 00:17:57,970 HAVING A GO AT YOU AT ONE TIME. 485 00:17:57,967 --> 00:18:02,397 THIS IS WHAT I CANNOT STAND ABOUT INSECURE WOMEN. 486 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,400 BECAUSE THEY SAY THEY'RE GIRLS' GIRLS AND THEY'RE NOT. 487 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:07,000 - I FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING THAT I SAY IS BEING QUESTIONED. 488 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:10,070 AND I FEEL THEY'RE JUST, LIKE, ALL GANGING UP. 489 00:18:10,066 --> 00:18:11,966 [sighs] - OH, GOD. 490 00:18:11,967 --> 00:18:13,627 OH, DARLING. 491 00:18:13,633 --> 00:18:16,073 - IT'S REALLY HARD. 492 00:18:16,066 --> 00:18:19,866 I DON'T WANT TO CRY. 493 00:18:19,867 --> 00:18:23,927 I JUST KNOW I'VE BEEN SUCH A GOOD FRIEND TO BRANDI. 494 00:18:23,934 --> 00:18:27,374 SOMETIMES SOME THINGS SHE'S DONE HAVE BEEN VICIOUS. 495 00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:29,567 I'VE ALWAYS DEFENDED HER. 496 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,867 SO HAS KEN, AND IT'S BEEN REALLY DIFFICULT. 497 00:18:32,867 --> 00:18:36,867 - US BRITS HAVE IT BE STIFF UPPER LIP, AND WE USUALLY 498 00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:38,327 DON'T SHOW OUR EMOTIONS, 499 00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:40,333 ESPECIALLY WHEN WE FEEL LIKE IT'S A SIGN OF WEAKNESS. 500 00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:43,873 - I DON'T WANT TO CRY. I HAVE TO GO TO WORK IN AN HOUR. 501 00:18:43,867 --> 00:18:45,827 OH, [bleep]. 502 00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:50,474 BRANDI ALWAYS PRIDES HERSELF ON BEING BRUTALLY HONEST. 503 00:18:50,467 --> 00:18:53,927 IF YOU WANT MY OPINION, I THINK IT'S MORE BRUTAL THAN HONEST. 504 00:18:53,934 --> 00:18:57,604 - WHEN THERE'S DISSENTION, IT'S LIKE SHARKS THAT TASTE BLOOD. 505 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,200 - TRUST ME, I KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING. 506 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:02,330 THEY'RE ALL UNITING IN THEIR COMMON ENEMY. 507 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:06,103 AND PROBABLY CELEBRATING BECAUSE... 508 00:19:06,100 --> 00:19:09,370 I'VE GONE. 509 00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:12,326 - COMING UP... 510 00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:13,333 - HAVE YOU TALKED TO LISA? 511 00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:14,973 - I HAVEN'T TALKED TO LISA AT ALL. 512 00:19:14,967 --> 00:19:17,367 - WE'RE ADULTS HERE, AND WHO RUNS AWAY? 513 00:19:17,367 --> 00:19:21,097 WHAT IS SHE AFRAID OF? 514 00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,927 - WHAT'S IN THAT BAG? 515 00:19:34,934 --> 00:19:36,504 - WANNA SEE? 516 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:38,000 BUTTERFLIES... 517 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:42,370 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? - THAT LIGHT UP AT NIGHT. 518 00:19:42,367 --> 00:19:45,127 - EMERGEN-Cs. 519 00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:46,933 - MOM... 520 00:19:46,934 --> 00:19:48,334 MOM, I CAN'T BRING A CANDLE. 521 00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:50,373 - YOU CAN, 'CAUSE IT'S A HOLY CANDLE. 522 00:19:50,367 --> 00:19:51,797 - NO, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S A HOLY CANDLE. 523 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,500 - WELL, YOU CAN LOOK AT IT. - NO FIRE. 524 00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:55,030 - AND YOU CAN SAY A LITTLE PRAYER ON THE BACK. 525 00:19:55,033 --> 00:19:56,833 - HEY, AM I THE ONLY ONE LOADING? 526 00:19:56,834 --> 00:19:58,174 - WE'RE LOADING. 527 00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:02,426 - AND LOOK. A COFFEE CUP WITH YOUR LAST NAME. 528 00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:04,233 KIMBERLY'S DAD AND I ARE GETTING READY 529 00:20:04,233 --> 00:20:07,333 TO TAKE HER DOWN TO COLLEGE IN SAN DIEGO. 530 00:20:07,333 --> 00:20:09,073 I DON'T THINK THAT I'VE EVER 531 00:20:09,066 --> 00:20:12,766 REALLY ANTICIPATED THIS DAY WOULD COME. 532 00:20:12,767 --> 00:20:14,027 OH! 533 00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:17,733 THAT BETTER NOT-- both: GUADALUPE. 534 00:20:17,734 --> 00:20:19,934 - IT'S ALMOST 10:30. WE GOTTA GET GOING. 535 00:20:19,934 --> 00:20:22,404 THERE IS A TON OF STUFF. - A LITTLE HEAVY. 536 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:24,300 - THIS IS SO LIGHT. 537 00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:26,770 - [grunts] 538 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:28,797 JOHN AND I WERE ENGAGED. 539 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,730 WE WERE TOGETHER FIVE YEARS, AND THEN WE HAD KIMBERLY. 540 00:20:31,734 --> 00:20:34,134 AND THEN WE STAYED TOGETHER TWO YEARS AFTER THAT. 541 00:20:34,133 --> 00:20:36,503 I JUST WASN'T GONNA SEE KIMBERLY 542 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:39,070 GO THROUGH THAT CUSTODY BATTLE BULL[bleep]. 543 00:20:39,066 --> 00:20:40,366 "MY WEEK" AND "YOUR WEEK." 544 00:20:40,367 --> 00:20:43,427 WE JUST WEREN'T GONNA ALLOW THAT TO HAPPEN TO KIMBERLY. 545 00:20:43,433 --> 00:20:45,303 SHE WANTS TO PUT A CURTAIN UP 546 00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:49,300 ASIDE FORM MY BED SO THAT I AM BLOCKED OFF FROM MY ROOMMATES. 547 00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:51,800 - NO. NO. - THAT'S LIKE RUDE, RIGHT? 548 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:52,870 - YEAH, THAT IS. 549 00:20:52,867 --> 00:20:54,797 - HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIT BACK HERE? 550 00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,100 - YOU WILL, 'CAUSE I'LL MOVE ALL THAT. 551 00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:57,800 I'LL--I'LL MOVE A LOT OF IT BACK HERE, 552 00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:00,170 I JUST GOTTA GET EVERYTHING OUT, KIMBERLY. 553 00:21:00,166 --> 00:21:01,896 JUST TRUST ME, I CAN PACK A CAR, OKAY? 554 00:21:01,900 --> 00:21:03,170 - THIS IS ALL YOUR STUFF, MOM. THANKS. 555 00:21:03,166 --> 00:21:06,166 - I CAN PACK A MEAN TRUCK. - WAIT, MOM-- 556 00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:08,296 - NO, YOU CAN JUST FILL A MEAN TRUCK. 557 00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:11,030 - MOM, DIDN'T YOU GET CONTAINERS THAT ARE IN THE GARAGE? 558 00:21:11,033 --> 00:21:13,173 - YEAH. - IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. RELAX. 559 00:21:13,166 --> 00:21:15,996 - BUT DO YOU WANT THOSE LITTLE BOXES FLYING AROUND? 560 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,330 - OH, YOUR DAD CAN PACK A TRUCK. - I DON'T. 561 00:21:18,333 --> 00:21:20,233 - I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT KIMBERLY 562 00:21:20,233 --> 00:21:21,903 HAS EVERYTHING THAT SHE NEEDS. 563 00:21:21,900 --> 00:21:25,400 NOT NECESSARILY FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS, BUT BASICALLY... 564 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,870 FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS. 565 00:21:26,867 --> 00:21:30,867 PONYTAIL, BOBBY PIN, CHAPSTICKS, 566 00:21:30,867 --> 00:21:33,167 SHAMPOOS, CREAM RINSES... 567 00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:36,626 HAIRBRUSHES, YOU KNOW, STRAIGHT, ROLL BRUSH. 568 00:21:36,633 --> 00:21:38,273 SOCKS. 569 00:21:38,266 --> 00:21:41,666 LOTS OF S--JUST, YOU NAME IT, KIMBERLY HAS IT. 570 00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:44,167 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S BOOG. - COME ON, MOM. 571 00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:46,396 BYE, HOUSE. 572 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:49,870 - LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO. - LET'S GO, LET'S GO. 573 00:22:04,066 --> 00:22:06,226 - SO MUCH SCHLEPPING OF GROCERIES. 574 00:22:06,233 --> 00:22:08,373 - I HAVE THE WATER BOTTLES. DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THESE? 575 00:22:08,367 --> 00:22:09,997 - NO. [laughs] 576 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,100 THAT'S WHY YOU'RE YOUNG AND I'M OLD. 577 00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:14,200 I ENDED UP IN NEW YORK WHEN I WAS 17 578 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:18,230 WITH NO MONEY, NO CELL PHONE, NO APARTMENT. 579 00:22:18,233 --> 00:22:21,273 MY MOTHER GAVE ME 100 GUILDERS, WHICH, I BELIEVE, IS $50. 580 00:22:21,266 --> 00:22:22,796 SO THE TIMES, THEY'RE VERY DIFFERENT. 581 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:26,000 THE WAY GIGI, YOU KNOW, IS SET UP TODAY. 582 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,270 I MEAN, WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO NEW YORK, I WAS LIKE-- 583 00:22:28,266 --> 00:22:30,226 I HAD--MY WHOLE APARTMENT WAS THE SIZE OF YOUR BEDROOM. 584 00:22:30,233 --> 00:22:32,033 - REALLY? 585 00:22:32,033 --> 00:22:34,233 - AND IT HAD A LITTLE LADDER WITH A LITTLE PLATFORM 586 00:22:34,233 --> 00:22:36,803 UNDER THE CEILING, AND THAT'S WHERE I HAD TO SLEEP. 587 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,970 I WOULD SLEEP, LIKE, THIS CLOSE TO THE CEILING. 588 00:22:38,967 --> 00:22:40,327 - REALLY? - YEAH. 589 00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:43,833 I THINK GIGI'S EXCITED TO BE RUNNING HER OWN HOUSEHOLD. 590 00:22:43,834 --> 00:22:46,834 I ALWAYS FELT THAT SHE SHOULD TAKE A YEAR OFF 591 00:22:46,834 --> 00:22:50,274 AND JUST WORK AND MAKE AS MUCH MONEY AS SHE CAN, 592 00:22:50,266 --> 00:22:52,696 AND SHE DIDN'T WANT TO. 593 00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:56,800 SHE WAS GONNA HAVE A ROOMMATE, BUT THE ROOMMATE'S PARENTS 594 00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:59,330 DECIDED THAT THEY WANT HER TO LIVE IN THE DORM. 595 00:22:59,333 --> 00:23:01,033 AND I DIDN'T WANT GIGI TO LIVE IN A DORM 596 00:23:01,033 --> 00:23:05,273 BECAUSE I WANTED HER TO MORE BE IN A WORK ENVIRONMENT. 597 00:23:05,266 --> 00:23:07,626 IS IT--I THINK IT LOOKS A LITTLE BIT CROOKED TO ME. 598 00:23:07,633 --> 00:23:10,803 IS IT? 599 00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:13,170 KIDS PARTY AND GO OUT AND GET DRUNK, AND, YOU KNOW, 600 00:23:13,166 --> 00:23:16,296 AND I WANTED HER TO REALLY FOCUS ON HER CAREER 601 00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:18,000 WHERE SHE HAS TO GET UP AT 5:00 IN THE MORNING 602 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,170 AND GO TO WORK AND SHOOT ALL DAY. 603 00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:21,926 AND, YOU KNOW, THAT WAS IMPORTANT TO ME. 604 00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:24,274 LOOK HOW CUTE. 605 00:23:24,266 --> 00:23:26,266 THIS IS STARTING TO FEEL LIKE HOME? 606 00:23:26,266 --> 00:23:27,726 - YEAH. 607 00:23:27,734 --> 00:23:30,134 I'M JUST REALLY EXCITED TO BE, LIKE, HERE ALONE. 608 00:23:30,133 --> 00:23:31,803 - LIKE YOU CAN'T WAIT FOR ME TO LEAVE? 609 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:32,970 IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? 610 00:23:32,967 --> 00:23:35,067 - WELL, I MEAN, THAT'S A MEAN WAY OF PUTTING IT. 611 00:23:35,066 --> 00:23:36,696 BUT, LIKE... 612 00:23:36,700 --> 00:23:38,570 - NO, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. JUST TO SETTLE IN AND... 613 00:23:38,567 --> 00:23:39,697 - YEAH. 614 00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:40,830 - PUT ALL THE THINGS THE WAY YOU WANT IT. 615 00:23:40,834 --> 00:23:41,874 - YEAH. 616 00:23:41,867 --> 00:23:44,527 - I MEAN, IT'S REALLY CUTE. - YEAH. 617 00:23:50,266 --> 00:23:53,496 - OKAY, HERE WE GO. - ALL RIGHT, GIRLS. 618 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:56,170 - EE! - SHE'S SO EXCITED. 619 00:23:56,166 --> 00:23:57,866 - HI. - HELLO. 620 00:23:57,867 --> 00:23:59,267 - I CALLED ABOUT MY DAUGHTER GETTING HER EARS PIERCED. 621 00:23:59,266 --> 00:24:00,966 - UH-HUH. 622 00:24:00,967 --> 00:24:02,227 - KENNEDY ALREADY HAS HERS, SO... 623 00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:03,733 - SHE'S HERE FOR MORAL SUPPORT. - YES. 624 00:24:03,734 --> 00:24:04,974 - SHE'S ALSO GONNA DO IT, TOO, BY THE WAY. 625 00:24:04,967 --> 00:24:06,227 - OKAY. - SHE'S GONNA-- 626 00:24:06,233 --> 00:24:07,703 THIS ONE CLOSED, AND SHE WANTS A SECOND. 627 00:24:07,700 --> 00:24:10,600 THANK GOD I HAVE SOPHIA AND PORTIA STILL AT HOME, 628 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:12,830 BUT I HAVE BEEN DREADING THE MOMENT 629 00:24:12,834 --> 00:24:14,674 THAT ALEXIA GOES OFF TO COLLEGE. 630 00:24:14,667 --> 00:24:15,967 SO BEING WITH MY DAUGHTERS, 631 00:24:15,967 --> 00:24:18,897 THESE ARE THE MOMENTS I REALLY, REALLY APPRECIATE. 632 00:24:18,900 --> 00:24:20,800 - WHAT'S THAT? 633 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,770 - THAT'S HOW I PUT THE EARRING IN YOUR EAR. 634 00:24:22,767 --> 00:24:25,097 SO YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT HER. 635 00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:28,130 ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A VERY BRAVE PRINCESS. 636 00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:30,733 AND SHE LIVED IN THE JUNGLE. [gun clicks] 637 00:24:30,734 --> 00:24:32,774 THAT'S IT. PERFECT. - OH, MY GOD! 638 00:24:32,767 --> 00:24:34,697 [laughter] 639 00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:36,970 PORTIA, YOU HAVE AN EARRING. 640 00:24:36,967 --> 00:24:38,497 - GREAT. - OH, MY GOSH. 641 00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:40,200 - IS IT PRETTY? - YEAH. 642 00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,670 - IT'S PRETTY. - BEAUTIFUL. 643 00:24:41,667 --> 00:24:43,827 - PORTIA, DID IT HURT? 644 00:24:43,834 --> 00:24:45,774 - A LITTLE BIT. 645 00:24:45,767 --> 00:24:47,067 - SO NOW WE DO THE NEXT ONE, YOU'RE DONE. 646 00:24:47,066 --> 00:24:48,966 - IT'S TOO MUCH. - IT'S TOO MUCH? 647 00:24:48,967 --> 00:24:50,667 - [chuckles] IT'S TOO MUCH. 648 00:24:50,667 --> 00:24:53,967 - NOW WE REALIZE THAT A GUN JUST SHOT A NEEDLE THROUGH YOUR EAR. 649 00:24:53,967 --> 00:24:56,697 AND NOW THE SECOND EAR, NOT SO EASY. 650 00:24:56,700 --> 00:24:58,130 - [whining] 651 00:24:58,133 --> 00:24:59,673 - THINK ABOUT BASEBALL. 652 00:24:59,667 --> 00:25:01,427 - I'LL HELP YOU. OKAY, GO. LET'S GO. 653 00:25:01,433 --> 00:25:03,773 - [whining] 654 00:25:03,767 --> 00:25:05,767 - WELL, HONEY, YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL LIKE I'M-- 655 00:25:05,767 --> 00:25:07,527 THEN DON'T DO IT. WE'LL LEAVE WITH THE ONE EAR PIERCED. 656 00:25:07,533 --> 00:25:09,533 - YOU CAN COME BACK ANOTHER DAY. 657 00:25:09,533 --> 00:25:11,073 - PORTIA, DO YOU WANT ME TO GO BEFORE YOU GO? 658 00:25:11,066 --> 00:25:12,966 - YOU WANT TO DO YOURS? - YEAH. 659 00:25:12,967 --> 00:25:14,397 - OKAY. 660 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:15,530 - SOPHIA, YOU HAVE TO BE B-R-A-V-E. 661 00:25:15,533 --> 00:25:16,803 I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING YOU. 662 00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,670 - WELL, MOM, I CAN'T PROMISE YOU THAT. 663 00:25:18,667 --> 00:25:20,427 - OKAY. 664 00:25:20,433 --> 00:25:21,933 - IT'S GONNA GO SO FAST. 665 00:25:21,934 --> 00:25:23,574 - OH, WAIT, NO, NOT ME. 666 00:25:23,567 --> 00:25:24,727 [whimpers] - IT'S JUST MY HAND. 667 00:25:24,734 --> 00:25:26,404 - [whining] 668 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,770 I DON'T LIKE THAT. - OKAY, AND SHE'S READY. 669 00:25:27,767 --> 00:25:28,897 DON'T WAVE YOUR SHOULDERS AROUND-- 670 00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:30,130 - BUT I'M NOT READY YET, I'M NOT READY. 671 00:25:30,133 --> 00:25:31,833 - I'M GONNA PINCH YOU. 672 00:25:31,834 --> 00:25:34,534 - SHE'S ACTING LIKE HER EAR IS BEING SAWED OFF. 673 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:36,673 - [sobbing] - OKAY, THAT'S PERFECTLY-- 674 00:25:36,667 --> 00:25:38,067 - I'M NOT DOING IT. I'M SORRY. - OKAY. 675 00:25:38,066 --> 00:25:42,496 - MOM, NOW YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK BAD! 676 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:43,670 - I'M DOING IT, OKAY, ARMS. - OKAY. 677 00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:45,627 - LEAN ON HER SHOULDER. - OKAY, GO. 678 00:25:45,633 --> 00:25:47,973 DO IT. YOU'RE DONE. [gun clicks] 679 00:25:47,967 --> 00:25:52,527 YAY! YOU DID IT! YAY! 680 00:25:52,533 --> 00:25:54,973 THIS WAS NOT MY IDEA. THIS WAS TOTALLY THEIR THING. 681 00:25:54,967 --> 00:25:56,527 - HOLD ME. - OKAY. 682 00:25:56,533 --> 00:25:57,833 - [crying] - YAY. 683 00:25:57,834 --> 00:26:01,334 HOLD ON, BABY. 684 00:26:01,333 --> 00:26:04,073 YOU GOT IT. - YOU DID IT, PORTY! 685 00:26:04,066 --> 00:26:05,066 YOU DID IT! 686 00:26:05,066 --> 00:26:07,426 - THIS IS JUST PUTTING YOUR TOE 687 00:26:07,433 --> 00:26:10,473 INTO THE "SUFFER FOR BEAUTY" POOL. 688 00:26:10,467 --> 00:26:11,997 AND IT'S TIME FOR A COCKTAIL. 689 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,900 - HALLELUJAH, EVERYONE. 690 00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:16,700 - HALLELUJAH. - HALLELUJAH, EVERYONE. 691 00:26:20,333 --> 00:26:22,073 - WE HAD A HECK OF A TIME FINDING 692 00:26:22,066 --> 00:26:25,496 THE THREAD COUNT SHEETS I WANTED, AND-- 693 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:27,370 - [laughs] MY GOD. - 'CAUSE NOTHING WAS IN TWIN XL. 694 00:26:27,367 --> 00:26:28,797 NOTHING. - SO I'M--I MEAN-- 695 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,900 - WHAT THREAD COUNT DID WE GET? 500? 696 00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:32,530 EGYPTIAN COTTON? 697 00:26:32,533 --> 00:26:33,903 - SO BEAUTIFUL. 698 00:26:33,900 --> 00:26:35,500 - OH, MY GOODNESS. 699 00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:37,900 IT'LL BE THE QUEEN'S PALACE. - IT'S SO GORGEOUS. 700 00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:40,370 THIS ONE BEDDING, OH. 701 00:26:40,367 --> 00:26:41,797 I KNEW THE ROOM WAS GOING TO BE SMALL, 702 00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,400 SO I FIGURED IF NOTHING ELSE 703 00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:46,330 HER BED HAD TO BE THE MOST COMFORTABLE. 704 00:26:46,333 --> 00:26:50,333 I WASHED THE SHEETS AT HOME 705 00:26:50,333 --> 00:26:52,673 WITH SNUGGLES 706 00:26:52,667 --> 00:26:54,927 LIKE... 707 00:26:54,934 --> 00:26:56,534 12 TIMES? 708 00:26:56,533 --> 00:27:00,633 SO IF I COULD MAKE THAT BED LIKE A LITTLE HOUSE. 709 00:27:00,633 --> 00:27:02,333 RIGHT? LIKE HOME. 710 00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:03,803 - I JUST--I KNOW ALL MY OTHER FRIENDS, 711 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,500 LIKE, THEY WERE SO EXCITED TO GO AWAY, 712 00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:08,030 BECAUSE THEY DON'T LIKE BEING HOME THAT MUCH. 713 00:27:08,033 --> 00:27:09,633 - [laughs] 714 00:27:09,633 --> 00:27:11,903 - BUT I LOVE BEING HOME. 715 00:27:11,900 --> 00:27:13,600 - THAT'S SO NICE. 716 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,530 - I'M SERIOUS. - I KNOW YOU DO. 717 00:27:15,533 --> 00:27:17,873 - I'M JUST GONNA BE SO OUT OF MY COMFORT ZONE. 718 00:27:17,867 --> 00:27:19,367 IT'S SO WEIRD. 719 00:27:19,367 --> 00:27:21,627 - I'M GONNA BE OUT OF MY COMFORT ZONE HOME ALONE. 720 00:27:21,633 --> 00:27:23,033 - YEAH, SO WILL WE. WE'RE ALL-- 721 00:27:23,033 --> 00:27:24,773 EVERYBODY'S OUT OF THEIR COMFORT ZONE. 722 00:27:24,767 --> 00:27:27,567 - IT DEFINITELY MAKES IT EASIER THAT KIMBERLY'S 723 00:27:27,567 --> 00:27:29,297 AN HOUR AND A HALF AWAY. [laughs] 724 00:27:29,300 --> 00:27:33,270 I CAN HOP IN THE CAR AND JUST GO DOWN AND SEE HER. 725 00:27:33,266 --> 00:27:34,896 BUT IF SHE WAS IN BOSTON I WOULD DEFINITELY BE 726 00:27:34,900 --> 00:27:36,500 RACKING UP THOSE FREQUENT FLYER MILES. 727 00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:37,830 FOR SURE. 728 00:27:37,834 --> 00:27:38,974 - SO YOU GUYS ARE GONNA COME DOWN AND VISIT 729 00:27:38,967 --> 00:27:40,467 ALL THE TIME, RIGHT? 730 00:27:40,467 --> 00:27:42,527 - I'M NOT LEAVING. DID YOU SEE MY SUITCASE? 731 00:27:42,533 --> 00:27:44,703 I GOT AN APARTMENT DOWN HERE. 732 00:27:44,700 --> 00:27:48,430 - [laughs] OH, MY GOSH. 733 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:59,230 - HEY, B. - HEY, HOW ARE YOU? 734 00:27:59,233 --> 00:28:00,773 - GOOD. I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU. 735 00:28:00,767 --> 00:28:02,667 I WAS HANGING YOUR PICTURE THAT YOU MADE. 736 00:28:02,667 --> 00:28:04,867 - GOOD. HOW IS IT-- HOW'S IT GOING IN NEW YORK? 737 00:28:04,867 --> 00:28:08,467 - IT'S GOING. IT'S LIKE, UH... I'M EXHAUSTED. 738 00:28:08,467 --> 00:28:11,697 I FEEL LIKE I RAN A MARATHON, BUT WE'RE ALMOST DONE. 739 00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:13,770 JUST--I'M HANGING THOSE LITTLE PICTURES 740 00:28:13,767 --> 00:28:15,727 THAT WE PAINTED TOGETHER. 741 00:28:15,734 --> 00:28:17,934 MOVING GIGI TO COLLEGE IS PART OF MY JOB. 742 00:28:17,934 --> 00:28:21,204 MOHAMED CAN'T JUST PICK UP AND GO FOR A WEEK. 743 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,630 I MEAN, HE'S RUNNING A BUSINESS, 744 00:28:22,633 --> 00:28:24,403 AND IT'S NOT MOHAMED'S JOB. 745 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,500 - ARE YOU GONNA BE OKAY? 746 00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:28,670 - WELL, I'M PROBABLY GONNA BE BAWLING MY EYES OUT 747 00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:31,167 ONCE I'M IN THE TAXI, BUT YOU KNOW... 748 00:28:31,166 --> 00:28:33,426 - I KNOW. - IT'S GONNA BE SAD. 749 00:28:33,433 --> 00:28:34,803 HAVE YOU TALKED TO LISA? 750 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:37,300 - HAVEN'T TALKED TO LISA AT ALL. 751 00:28:37,300 --> 00:28:39,930 I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THEY WENT, WHAT THEY DID. 752 00:28:39,934 --> 00:28:41,604 - IT'S JUST SO STRANGE. 753 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:43,600 WHO TAKES OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT? 754 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:44,870 WHAT FRIEND WOULD DO THAT? 755 00:28:44,867 --> 00:28:47,427 - SOMEONE WHO CAN'T DEAL WITH CONFRONTATION 756 00:28:47,433 --> 00:28:49,703 OR EVEN HAVING A CONVERSATION. 757 00:28:49,700 --> 00:28:51,270 YOU KNOW WHAT, HONESTLY? 758 00:28:51,266 --> 00:28:53,596 SHE'S AFRAID OF THE TRUTH, AND THE TRUTH IS SHE LIED. 759 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:55,530 AND SHE JUST NEEDS TO SAY, 760 00:28:55,533 --> 00:28:58,403 "MAYBE I DID DO THAT, AND I WAS WRONG." 761 00:28:58,400 --> 00:28:59,870 BUT SHE CAN'T, SO SHE LEFT. 762 00:28:59,867 --> 00:29:01,267 - YEAH, WELL, IT JUST-- IT SOUND-- 763 00:29:01,266 --> 00:29:02,866 IT'S SUCH A STRANGE STORY TO ME. 764 00:29:02,867 --> 00:29:06,697 I MEAN, COME ON. WE'RE-- WE'RE ADULTS HERE. 765 00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:08,700 AND WHO RUNS AWAY? 766 00:29:08,700 --> 00:29:10,230 WHAT IS SHE AFRAID OF? 767 00:29:10,233 --> 00:29:13,233 LISA IS BLOWING THIS WAY OUT OF PROPORTION 768 00:29:13,233 --> 00:29:16,803 BY DISTANCING HERSELF FROM ME AND HIDING BEHIND HER HUSBAND 769 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:19,570 RATHER THAN GOING, "OKAY, BRING IT ON, GIRL, WHAT--" 770 00:29:19,567 --> 00:29:20,767 YOU KNOW, LET'S TALK. 771 00:29:20,767 --> 00:29:22,467 - I THINK I'M GETTING AN ULCER. 772 00:29:22,467 --> 00:29:24,497 - YOU'RE GETTING AN ULCER JUST FROM PUERTO RICO? 773 00:29:24,500 --> 00:29:27,170 - I THINK I AM. - NO. 774 00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:29,396 - JUST ALL THE DRAMA. I JUST-- 775 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:32,600 JUST NEED A BREAK, YOU KNOW, FROM EVERYTHING. 776 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:34,730 - YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW, WE CAN'T TAKE A BREAK 777 00:29:34,734 --> 00:29:38,304 UNTIL WE PUT ALL THE APPLES OUT ON THE TABLE. 778 00:29:38,300 --> 00:29:40,300 I'M TAKING INVENTORY IN MY LIFE. 779 00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:41,570 I WISH YOU WOULD HAVE CALLED ME YESTERDAY 780 00:29:41,567 --> 00:29:43,627 AND NOT TEXTED ME TWO MINUTES BEFORE. 781 00:29:43,633 --> 00:29:44,873 - HUH? 782 00:29:44,867 --> 00:29:46,467 - I THOUGHT WE WERE CLOSER THAN THAT. 783 00:29:46,467 --> 00:29:50,197 I WANT TO KNOW THE FRIENDS THAT I AM GONNA GIVE MY TIME TO 784 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,400 ARE FRIENDS. 785 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:54,600 OKAY, TALK TO YOU LATER, ALLIGATOR. BYE. 786 00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:55,600 - OKAY, BYE. 787 00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,130 - HI, MOMMY. - HI, MY LOVE. 788 00:29:58,133 --> 00:30:00,703 - IT LOOKS SO GOOD. - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 789 00:30:00,700 --> 00:30:02,100 - I LOVE IT. - YEAH? 790 00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:03,470 - YEAH. IT'S REALLY COOL. 791 00:30:03,467 --> 00:30:05,497 - THIS IS ALL YOUR FAMILY AND THE FRIENDS-- 792 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:07,300 AND ALL THE PEOPLE THAT LOVE YOU, BABY. 793 00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:08,700 - I KNOW. I LOVE IT. 794 00:30:08,700 --> 00:30:11,170 - REMIND YOU OF HOME? - YEAH. 795 00:30:11,166 --> 00:30:13,396 I LOVE THAT I CAN LOOK AT EVERYONE 796 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:14,400 AND I KNOW EXACTLY WHO DID ALL OF THEM. 797 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:15,400 - REALLY? - YEAH. 798 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:16,500 - THAT'S SO CUTE. 799 00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:18,330 IT'S DONE. - COOL. 800 00:30:18,333 --> 00:30:20,833 - WE HAVE ONE THING MORE OFF OUR TO-DO LIST, RIGHT? 801 00:30:29,033 --> 00:30:30,533 - SO ARE YOU FEELING EXCITED AT ALL? 802 00:30:30,533 --> 00:30:31,803 - NOT YET. 803 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:35,570 - OH, MY GOD, WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN THESE? 804 00:30:35,567 --> 00:30:38,427 - OH, MY GOSH. 805 00:30:38,433 --> 00:30:40,573 - THOSE ARE MY JACKETS. 806 00:30:40,567 --> 00:30:42,427 - [chuckles] 807 00:30:42,433 --> 00:30:44,033 - OH--OH. - I GOT IT. I GOT IT. 808 00:30:44,033 --> 00:30:45,033 - THIS IS MY ROOM RIGHT HERE. 809 00:30:45,033 --> 00:30:47,333 - IT FITS? KEY TURNS. 810 00:30:47,333 --> 00:30:51,433 ALL RIGHT. 811 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:53,503 - ALL RIGHT. - [chuckles] 812 00:30:53,500 --> 00:30:55,000 - Y'KNOW... 813 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,730 - GO ON IN. [laughing] LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT. 814 00:30:56,734 --> 00:30:58,204 - THAT'S MY CLOSET. 815 00:30:58,200 --> 00:31:00,170 - THAT'S NOT A CLOSET. - THAT'S MY CLOSET. 816 00:31:00,166 --> 00:31:03,426 - DID YOU SEE THESE SUITCASES? - I KNOW. 817 00:31:03,433 --> 00:31:05,073 THIS IS NOTHING. THERE'S A WHOLE TRUCK. 818 00:31:05,066 --> 00:31:06,196 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 819 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:08,070 - JOHN, WHERE ARE WE GONNA PUT EVERYTHING? 820 00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:11,526 - I DON'T KNOW, BUT SLIDE ON IN. LET'S FIGURE IT OUT. 821 00:31:11,533 --> 00:31:14,103 - IT'S VERY SMALL. 822 00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:15,630 YOU COULD BARELY OPEN THE DOOR. 823 00:31:15,633 --> 00:31:18,173 - THIS IS--OH... 824 00:31:18,166 --> 00:31:19,766 THIS IS REALLY BAD. 825 00:31:19,767 --> 00:31:22,527 - JESUS, WHAT'D YOU DO? RAID A, LIKE, APPLIANCE STORE? 826 00:31:22,533 --> 00:31:24,603 - I'VE BEEN SHOPPING FOR THREE MONTHS. 827 00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:27,400 HERE'S YOUR VACUUM. - HOLY SH-- 828 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,530 - HERE'S YOUR OTHER MATTRESS COVER. 829 00:31:30,533 --> 00:31:32,103 - HOW MANY MATTRESS COVERS DID YOU GET HER? 830 00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:34,330 - I WANT THE CHILD TO BE COMFORTABLE. 831 00:31:34,333 --> 00:31:39,233 - WHAT'S THE PINK BOW FOR? - I TIE HER BEDDING WITH THAT. 832 00:31:39,233 --> 00:31:40,633 - IS THAT ANOTHER MATTRESS COVER? 833 00:31:40,633 --> 00:31:43,173 - SHE'S GOT TO BE COMFORTABLE. - WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 834 00:31:43,166 --> 00:31:44,526 - PUT A MUZZLE ON IT, JOHN. 835 00:31:44,533 --> 00:31:46,303 SERIOUSLY. 836 00:31:46,300 --> 00:31:47,500 - WHAT'S THAT? 837 00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:50,030 - THAT'S HER FLUFFY BLANKET. - OH, MY GOD. 838 00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:51,433 - COMING UP... 839 00:31:51,433 --> 00:31:53,233 - I HAVE, LIKE, 1,000 THINGS IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW 840 00:31:53,233 --> 00:31:56,533 THAT--OF ALL THE THINGS I STILL WANT TO TELL YOU. 841 00:31:56,533 --> 00:31:57,573 - STAY STRONG... 842 00:31:57,567 --> 00:32:00,127 WHEN I'M NOT THERE... 843 00:32:00,133 --> 00:32:02,133 TO WATCH AFTER YOU. 844 00:32:02,133 --> 00:32:03,933 - IS THAT WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING? [laughs] 845 00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:10,970 - OKAY, MOMMY, SO I HAVE TO WRITE A THING ABOUT YOU. 846 00:32:10,967 --> 00:32:14,527 AND I HAVE TO INTERVIEW YOU, SO... 847 00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:17,133 SO WHAT IS THEIR BIRTHPLACE? - GUERNSEY. 848 00:32:17,133 --> 00:32:20,473 SO "WHAT IS THEIR NATIONAL HERITAGE?" 849 00:32:20,467 --> 00:32:23,327 I AM A LITTLE BIT OF A MUTT, SO... 850 00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:24,573 - WHAT'S A MUTT? 851 00:32:24,567 --> 00:32:26,997 - A MUTT'S A DOG THAT HAS NO BREEDING. 852 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,170 MOMMY HAS CLASS, THOUGH. 853 00:32:29,166 --> 00:32:31,096 I PICK THE GIRLS UP FROM SCHOOL EVERY DAY, 854 00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:34,000 WE GET HOME, AND WE REALLY DO HAVE A RITUAL. 855 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,670 WE WALK IN THAT BLOODY DOOR, 856 00:32:35,667 --> 00:32:37,427 WE SIT DOWN ON THE KITCHEN ISLAND, 857 00:32:37,433 --> 00:32:39,073 AND THEY DO THEIR HOMEWORK. 858 00:32:39,066 --> 00:32:40,096 I LOVE IT. 859 00:32:40,100 --> 00:32:41,900 HI. - HI. 860 00:32:41,900 --> 00:32:43,600 - HI, ELIZY. - HI, BABY. 861 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:46,000 - WE HAVE TO DO THIS ABOUT YOU. 862 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,670 AND IT'S ABOUT THE MOM. IT'S NOT A CHOICE. 863 00:32:47,667 --> 00:32:50,367 - LET ME SEE. 864 00:32:50,367 --> 00:32:52,967 - LOOK, YOU HAVE TO-- 865 00:32:52,967 --> 00:32:55,367 - YOU HAVE TO-- - OH, MY GOSH, LET ME SEE IT! 866 00:32:55,367 --> 00:32:58,627 - "MY MOMMY KNOWS ME LIKE NOBODY KNOWS ME, 867 00:32:58,633 --> 00:33:01,273 BUT I KNOW HER PRETTY WELL, TOO." 868 00:33:01,266 --> 00:33:03,166 - MY MOMMY'S REALLY HOT. 869 00:33:03,166 --> 00:33:04,526 - [laughs] 870 00:33:04,533 --> 00:33:06,573 - WHY DON'T YOU DO DADDY? 871 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,570 - YOU'RE PUTTING FRESH WATER FOR THE BIRDS? 872 00:33:15,567 --> 00:33:17,167 - THE BIRDBATH? 873 00:33:17,166 --> 00:33:19,096 - YEAH. - OH. 874 00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:20,430 - HOW YOU DOING, HONEY? - I'M GOOD. 875 00:33:20,433 --> 00:33:22,333 - ALEXIA WAS OUT ON OUR FRIEND'S BOAT 876 00:33:22,333 --> 00:33:24,303 AND CUT HER FOOT ON THE LADDER. 877 00:33:24,300 --> 00:33:27,030 AS A MOM OF FOUR DAUGHTERS, 878 00:33:27,033 --> 00:33:28,973 I'M ALWAYS WORRIED WHEN THE KIDS ARE OUT. 879 00:33:28,967 --> 00:33:30,297 YOU KNOW, "DON'T WALK IN AN ALLEY." 880 00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:32,500 I THINK IT'S VERY IMPORTANT FOR WOMEN 881 00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:35,300 TO KNOW HOW TO PROTECT THEMSELVES. 882 00:33:35,300 --> 00:33:36,500 WALKING DOWN A DARK ALLEY, 883 00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:40,100 HANGING OUT WITH WOMEN AT LUNCH... 884 00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:43,000 YOU CAN KILL SOMEBODY BY THE WAY YOU HOLD THEIR NECK. 885 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,330 LIKE THAT, YOU CAN KILL THEM. 886 00:33:44,333 --> 00:33:46,373 AUNT KIM ALMOST KILLED ME. 887 00:33:46,367 --> 00:33:47,397 - ON THE GROUND. 888 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:48,930 - THIS IS THE SIDE YOU DON'T SEE! 889 00:33:48,934 --> 00:33:51,534 - ON THE GROUND. - THIS IS THE KIM-- 890 00:33:51,533 --> 00:33:54,503 SO YOU COME UP TO SOMEBODY LIKE--HOLD ON. 891 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:56,270 LIKE THIS. 892 00:33:56,266 --> 00:33:59,326 AND THEN YOU GRAB YOUR BICEP. 893 00:33:59,333 --> 00:34:02,373 YOU PUT YOUR ARM BACK HERE, AND IF YOU SQUEEZE... 894 00:34:02,367 --> 00:34:04,567 DOES THAT FEEL SCARY? - NO. IT FEELS COMFORTABLE. 895 00:34:04,567 --> 00:34:06,127 - [laughs] 896 00:34:06,133 --> 00:34:08,233 - SOPHIA, YOU'RE BIGGER THAN ME. - THIS IS A CHANCE TO BEAT MAMA. 897 00:34:08,233 --> 00:34:09,233 - COME JUMP ON ME. 898 00:34:09,233 --> 00:34:10,533 - [grunts] - [laughs] 899 00:34:10,533 --> 00:34:14,133 - THEN I WOULD--HERE, I'M GONNA KICK YOU IN THE BALLS. 900 00:34:14,133 --> 00:34:15,133 THEN I WOULD DO THIS. 901 00:34:15,133 --> 00:34:16,803 THEN I WOULD DO THAT. 902 00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:17,500 - STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP. - AND THEN I WOULD DO THIS. 903 00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:18,830 NO, I'M GONNA SHOW YOU. NO! 904 00:34:18,834 --> 00:34:20,334 I'M NOT--I'M NOT GONNA-- 905 00:34:20,333 --> 00:34:22,503 SEE, YOU'RE STRONGER THAN YOU REALIZE. 906 00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:24,970 SOPHIE. - OW, THIS REALLY HURTS! 907 00:34:24,967 --> 00:34:26,197 [laughs] 908 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:27,500 OH, MY GOD, THE DOG IS HELPING ME. 909 00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:29,100 - HEY! - AAH! 910 00:34:29,100 --> 00:34:30,930 NO, BUT LOOK. WAIT. 911 00:34:30,934 --> 00:34:32,204 DON'T ALL GIRLS WANT TO BEAT THEIR MOM UP? 912 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:33,370 HEY! PORTIA! 913 00:34:33,367 --> 00:34:35,967 - [laughing] - STOP IT! STOP! 914 00:34:35,967 --> 00:34:37,927 STOP. 915 00:34:37,934 --> 00:34:39,304 - [laughing hysterically] 916 00:34:39,300 --> 00:34:42,070 - OH, MY GOD. OKAY. 917 00:34:48,467 --> 00:34:51,867 - BIG NAILS ARE IN--NO, NO, THEY'RE IN THE OTHER BOX. 918 00:34:54,367 --> 00:34:56,027 - YOU KNOW, I WOULD HAVE-- 919 00:34:56,033 --> 00:34:59,003 I FORGOT TO--WE FORGOT TO GET YOU A SEWING KIT. 920 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,970 - I WAS GOING TO GRAB ONE TODAY, 921 00:35:00,967 --> 00:35:03,067 BUT I THOUGHT YOU HAD ALREADY GOTTEN IT. 922 00:35:03,066 --> 00:35:05,066 SO IT'S OKAY. I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE. 923 00:35:05,066 --> 00:35:08,366 - I'VE GIVEN HER ADVICE FOR 18 YEARS. 924 00:35:08,367 --> 00:35:10,097 AS MUCH AS I'M GONNA BE, I MEAN, 925 00:35:10,100 --> 00:35:12,230 HEARTBROKEN NOT TO SEE HER EVERY DAY, 926 00:35:12,233 --> 00:35:14,873 I'M EXCITED FOR HER TO SPREAD HER WINGS. 927 00:35:14,867 --> 00:35:16,427 - ALL RIGHT, SO WE'LL PUT THE SHORT ONES... 928 00:35:16,433 --> 00:35:17,433 - THERE, AND PUT THIS ONE-- 929 00:35:17,433 --> 00:35:19,273 PUT THOSE NEXT TO YOUR BED. 930 00:35:19,266 --> 00:35:22,926 - NO, WAIT, THIS ISN'T BAD. 931 00:35:22,934 --> 00:35:24,074 - YEAH, BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE COVERING THE PICTURE-- 932 00:35:24,066 --> 00:35:27,226 LET ME SEE--TAKE THAT ONE. 933 00:35:27,233 --> 00:35:30,033 SEE, THIS IS BETTER 'CAUSE IT DOESN'T COVER THE PHOTO. 934 00:35:30,033 --> 00:35:31,873 - OKAY. 935 00:35:31,867 --> 00:35:33,127 IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY. 936 00:35:33,133 --> 00:35:36,333 - [laughs] 937 00:35:36,333 --> 00:35:39,333 I KNOW, IN AN HOUR FROM NOW YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA... 938 00:35:39,333 --> 00:35:40,873 - YEAH. - YOU'RE GONNA CHANGE THE PLA-- 939 00:35:40,867 --> 00:35:42,767 - THAT'S GONNA BE OVER THERE. 940 00:35:42,767 --> 00:35:44,797 - I DON'T WANT TO SOUND LIKE A BABY 941 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:46,370 BECAUSE THERE'S MILLIONS OF MOTHERS 942 00:35:46,367 --> 00:35:48,267 THAT ARE DOING THE SAME THING THAT I'M DOING RIGHT NOW. 943 00:35:48,266 --> 00:35:51,866 BUT IT'S JUST--IT'S A LOT HARDER THAN I EVER IMAGINED. 944 00:35:51,867 --> 00:35:55,867 I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD'VE WRITTEN A MANUAL FOR-- 945 00:35:55,867 --> 00:35:57,667 WITH A CHECKLIST OF ALL THE THINGS 946 00:35:57,667 --> 00:35:59,397 YOU NEED TO TALK ABOUT WITH YOUR DAUGHTER 947 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,000 WHEN SHE GOES OFF TO COLLEGE. 948 00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:02,800 [laughs] 949 00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:04,000 - YOU NEEDED TO WRITE A MANUAL ABOUT IT? 950 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,770 - YEAH, BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I FORGOT 951 00:36:05,767 --> 00:36:07,297 A WHOLE BUNCH OF THINGS. 952 00:36:07,300 --> 00:36:08,970 - [laughs] OH, MY GOD. 953 00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:11,097 - LIKE MY BRAIN IS GOING CRAZY, LIKE, I'M THINKING, OKAY, 954 00:36:11,100 --> 00:36:13,370 MAKE SURE YOU SAVE ALL YOUR RECEIPTS 955 00:36:13,367 --> 00:36:15,097 FOR YOUR HAIR APPOINTMENTS. 956 00:36:15,100 --> 00:36:17,230 [both laugh] - OH, GOD. 957 00:36:17,233 --> 00:36:18,773 - AND LIKE, IF YOU GO AND GET YOUR NAILS DONE, 958 00:36:18,767 --> 00:36:21,727 YOUR HAIR, MAKE SURE YOU SAVE THE RECEIPTS 959 00:36:21,734 --> 00:36:23,334 BECAUSE IT'S ALL TAX-DEDUCTIBLE. 960 00:36:23,333 --> 00:36:26,773 I HAVE, LIKE, 1,000 THINGS IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW 961 00:36:26,767 --> 00:36:29,197 OF ALL THE THINGS I STILL WANT TO TELL YOU. 962 00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,230 - WELL, THERE'S, LIKE, A PHONE, 963 00:36:31,233 --> 00:36:33,803 AND, LIKE, FACETIME AND STUFF, YOU KNOW. 964 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,730 LIKE, WE CAN EMAIL EACH OTHER. 965 00:36:35,734 --> 00:36:38,204 I'M NOT, LIKE, DYING, I'M GOING TO COLLEGE. 966 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,230 - I KNOW. I KNOW. - IT'S OKAY. I'LL BE FINE. 967 00:36:40,233 --> 00:36:41,333 - I KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE. 968 00:36:41,333 --> 00:36:43,003 IT'S JUST MY-- 969 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,200 - THERE'S A REASON THAT YOU WAIT 18 YEARS TO GO TO COLLEGE. 970 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:46,800 - YEAH. 971 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:49,170 - BECAUSE IF YOUR KID'S NOT READY TO GO TO COLLEGE AT 18, 972 00:36:49,166 --> 00:36:51,166 YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T DO A VERY GOOD JOB PARENTING. 973 00:36:51,166 --> 00:36:53,066 - NO, I KNOW. I KNOW. 974 00:36:53,066 --> 00:36:54,826 BUT DID YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO SAVE YOUR RECEIPTS? 975 00:36:54,834 --> 00:36:56,234 BECAUSE IT'S TAX-DEDUCTIBLE? - YES, MOM. 976 00:36:56,233 --> 00:37:00,733 I ALREADY MADE A FOLDER FOR IT THAT YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT. 977 00:37:00,734 --> 00:37:03,274 - OKAY, YOU SEE, YEAH, NO, I GOTTA JUST TRUST YOU. 978 00:37:03,266 --> 00:37:07,026 YOU'RE A LOT SMARTER THAN I WAS WHEN I WAS 18, FOR SURE. 979 00:37:07,033 --> 00:37:08,633 WHEN ARE YOU COMING HOME? 980 00:37:08,633 --> 00:37:09,973 - THANKSGIVING. 981 00:37:09,967 --> 00:37:11,797 - AND HOW MANY WEEKS IS THAT? 982 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:13,200 - NOT THAT FAR. 983 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:15,770 - WELL, I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU AT HOME, MY LOVEY. 984 00:37:15,767 --> 00:37:19,867 I LEFT MY FAMILY VERY EARLY ON, 985 00:37:19,867 --> 00:37:21,227 AND I WOULDN'T SEE THEM FOR MONTHS AT A TIME. 986 00:37:21,233 --> 00:37:25,633 SO I KNOW THE LIFE. THIS TIME IT'S FOR REAL. 987 00:37:25,633 --> 00:37:27,633 HUGGY. 988 00:37:27,633 --> 00:37:30,033 I LOVE YOU, BABY. 989 00:37:30,033 --> 00:37:31,633 I LOVE YOU. - YOU, TOO. 990 00:37:31,633 --> 00:37:34,233 - I MISS YOU ALREADY. 991 00:37:34,233 --> 00:37:36,003 - YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME CRY. 992 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:39,030 WE'RE NOT CRYING. WE'RE NOT CRYING. 993 00:37:39,033 --> 00:37:41,073 - I LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU TOO. 994 00:37:41,066 --> 00:37:44,626 - OKAY, BE SAFE. - I WILL. I'LL BE FINE. 995 00:37:44,633 --> 00:37:45,873 I WILL BE FINE. PLEASE DON'T CRY. 996 00:37:45,867 --> 00:37:47,327 - I KNOW YOU--I'M NOT-- I KNOW YOU'RE FINE. 997 00:37:47,333 --> 00:37:49,933 I TRUST THAT YOU'RE FINE. I JUST MISS YOU. 998 00:37:49,934 --> 00:37:54,774 - I MISS YOU TOO. 999 00:37:54,767 --> 00:37:56,967 LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU. BYE. 1000 00:37:56,967 --> 00:38:00,867 I LOVE YOU. 1001 00:38:21,934 --> 00:38:23,834 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 1002 00:38:23,834 --> 00:38:27,234 - I'M GONNA MISS HER. 1003 00:38:27,233 --> 00:38:28,703 - THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME DO EVERYTHING AND CARRY EVERYTHING. 1004 00:38:28,700 --> 00:38:29,870 - ABSOLUTELY. 1005 00:38:29,867 --> 00:38:31,767 I'M GONNA RUN DOWN TO THE CAR. I LOVE YOU. 1006 00:38:31,767 --> 00:38:34,727 I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU. ALL RIGHT? 1007 00:38:34,734 --> 00:38:36,634 - I LOVE YOU. - SEE YOU LATER. 1008 00:38:36,633 --> 00:38:40,633 - I'LL CALL YOU IN A LITTLE BIT. 1009 00:38:48,867 --> 00:38:53,167 IT'S WEIRD. 1010 00:38:53,166 --> 00:38:56,996 - HOW GRATEFUL I AM 1011 00:38:57,000 --> 00:39:01,170 TO BE HERE TODAY. 1012 00:39:01,166 --> 00:39:05,966 TO WATCH HER GO OFF TO COLLEGE. 1013 00:39:05,967 --> 00:39:09,227 - WE'RE GOOD. 1014 00:39:09,233 --> 00:39:12,803 - YOU'RE GONNA DO GOOD, AND I'M GONNA DO GOOD, 1015 00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:17,000 AND WE'RE GONNA BE GREAT. 1016 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:19,800 - THERE WAS A TIME 1017 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:24,130 WHEN I ALMOST WASN'T HERE 1018 00:39:24,133 --> 00:39:26,773 FOR THIS. 1019 00:39:26,767 --> 00:39:28,467 THAT... [sniffles] 1020 00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:33,127 EVERY DAY SINCE YOU'VE BEEN IN MY LIFE HAS BEEN A JOY. 1021 00:39:33,133 --> 00:39:38,073 I HAVE LOVED WATCHING YOU GROW. 1022 00:39:38,066 --> 00:39:41,166 ALL RIGHT. 1023 00:39:41,166 --> 00:39:44,596 WITH YOU THERE'S BEEN A BOND. 1024 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,670 - MY BEST FRIEND. 1025 00:39:46,667 --> 00:39:48,967 - YEAH. 1026 00:39:55,967 --> 00:39:59,997 - STAY STRONG WHEN I'M NOT THERE 1027 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,970 TO WATCH AFTER YOU. 1028 00:40:01,967 --> 00:40:04,997 - IS THAT WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING? [laughs] 1029 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,870 WILL YOU MISS ME? 1030 00:40:06,867 --> 00:40:08,397 [both sniffle] 1031 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,870 YOU LOOK HERE. 1032 00:40:10,867 --> 00:40:12,667 CLOSE YOUR EYES AND THINK OF ME. 1033 00:40:12,667 --> 00:40:16,427 I'M RIGHT HERE. RIGHT-- I'M EVERY STEP OF THE WAY. 1034 00:40:22,667 --> 00:40:24,367 I LOVE YOU. 1035 00:40:24,367 --> 00:40:25,927 - COMING UP... 1036 00:40:25,934 --> 00:40:27,734 - IT'S RIDICULOUS IF WE DON'T GO JUST BECAUSE 1037 00:40:27,734 --> 00:40:29,434 YOU'RE WORRIED WHO WE'RE GONNA RUN INTO. 1038 00:40:29,433 --> 00:40:32,403 - YEAH, BUT AFTER THE LAST TIME MEETING YOUR FRIENDS-- 1039 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:35,070 - THEY'RE YOUR FRIENDS TOO. - THEY WERE. 1040 00:40:50,433 --> 00:40:53,073 [dogs barking] - STOP IT. 1041 00:40:53,066 --> 00:40:55,566 [dog whimpers, barks] 1042 00:40:55,567 --> 00:40:57,327 YOU'RE LIKE OUR FRIENDS, AREN'T YOU? 1043 00:40:57,333 --> 00:40:59,373 FIGHTING FOR FIRST PLACE. 1044 00:40:59,367 --> 00:41:01,397 KEN, COME ON. 1045 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,530 - SORRY, BABY. I KNOW I'M LATE. I'M COMING. 1046 00:41:03,533 --> 00:41:05,433 - YOU'RE LATE BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO GO. 1047 00:41:05,433 --> 00:41:08,603 - I DON'T WANT TO GO. YOU'RE RIGHT. 1048 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:10,670 - I MEAN, WE'VE GOT TO GO SUPPORT BEVERLY HILLS. 1049 00:41:10,667 --> 00:41:11,927 WE HAVE TO. 1050 00:41:11,934 --> 00:41:13,674 IT'S RIDICULOUS IF WE DON'T GO JUST BECAUSE 1051 00:41:13,667 --> 00:41:15,297 YOU'RE WORRIED WHO WE'RE GONNA RUN INTO. 1052 00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:18,330 - YEAH, BUT AFTER THE LAST TIME MEETING YOUR FRIENDS-- 1053 00:41:18,333 --> 00:41:19,973 - YOU JUST DON'T LIKE IT THAT SOMEBODY 1054 00:41:19,967 --> 00:41:22,697 MAY BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN THE GODDAMN STORY RIGHT, KEN. 1055 00:41:22,700 --> 00:41:24,700 - ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR. 1056 00:41:24,700 --> 00:41:26,000 ALL RIGHT, WE'VE BEEN SET UP. WELL DONE. 1057 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:27,430 - THERE'S NOBODY WHO'S BEEN SET UP. 1058 00:41:27,433 --> 00:41:29,903 BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING-- - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1059 00:41:29,900 --> 00:41:31,370 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 1060 00:41:31,367 --> 00:41:34,597 - THEY'RE YOUR FRIENDS TOO. - THEY WERE. 1061 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:37,330 NOT MY FRIENDS. - WELL... 1062 00:41:37,333 --> 00:41:39,973 - NOBODY TREATS YOU LIKE THAT AND I CALL THEM A FRIEND. 1063 00:41:39,967 --> 00:41:41,367 - KEN... - I'M SORRY. 1064 00:41:41,367 --> 00:41:42,667 THEY'RE NOT MY FRIENDS. 1065 00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:44,367 - I WOULD RATHER TONIGHT WAS JUST GO DO 1066 00:41:44,367 --> 00:41:45,797 WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DO AS PART OF THE COMMUNITY 1067 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,770 AND THEN GET OUT. 1068 00:41:47,767 --> 00:41:48,997 - I'M SWEATING, BECAUSE-- 1069 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,800 - LISTEN, IF THERE'S A PROBLEM, WE'LL LEAVE, 1070 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,470 JUST THE WAY WE DID IN PUERTO RICO. 1071 00:41:52,467 --> 00:41:53,467 I'M OKAY WITH THAT. 1072 00:41:53,467 --> 00:41:55,797 I GET IT. I'M STRONGER NOW. 1073 00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,470 - I'M THE STRONG ONE. COME ON, LET'S GO. 1074 00:41:57,467 --> 00:41:58,997 - YEAH, BUT I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET INVOLVED. 1075 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:01,370 - I WON'T. I'LL JUST HAVE THE-- - NO, SERIOUSLY, DON'T. 1076 00:42:01,367 --> 00:42:02,667 RISE ABOVE IT. - DON'T WORRY. 1077 00:42:02,667 --> 00:42:03,897 I'LL HAVE THE MAYOR THROW THEM OUT. 1078 00:42:03,900 --> 00:42:05,530 - OH, STOP. 1079 00:42:05,533 --> 00:42:06,803 I'M GONNA BE POLITE, AREN'T I? 1080 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,900 BUT WHEN I LEFT PUERTO RICO, 1081 00:42:08,900 --> 00:42:10,400 I DIDN'T CARE IF I SAW ANY OF THESE WOMEN AGAIN, 1082 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:13,600 APART FROM CARLTON AND JOYCE, I SUPPOSE. 1083 00:42:13,600 --> 00:42:14,700 I STILL FEEL THAT WAY. 1084 00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:16,470 I'M SORRY, BUT I DO. 1085 00:42:22,800 --> 00:42:24,700 - NEXT TIME ON THE SEASON FINALE 1086 00:42:24,700 --> 00:42:26,370 OF THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 1087 00:42:26,367 --> 00:42:28,227 - ARE YOU MY FRIEND? DO YOU CARE ABOUT ME? 1088 00:42:28,233 --> 00:42:30,803 I NEED TO KNOW THAT. 1089 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,870 - I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. OKAY? 1090 00:42:33,867 --> 00:42:36,567 - SHE'S IN YOUR EAR, AND I'VE HAD HER IN MY EAR BEFORE. 1091 00:42:36,567 --> 00:42:40,667 - SHE'S NOT IN MY EAR, I'M JUST SAYING I DIDN'T SEE A MAGAZINE. 1092 00:42:40,667 --> 00:42:42,797 - WHY DID YOU LEAVE WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING? 1093 00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:45,400 - OH, IT'S COMPLICATED. 1094 00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,270 - THEY COULD HAVE BEEN DEAD ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD. 1095 00:42:47,266 --> 00:42:48,296 THAT'S JUST NOT RIGHT. 1096 00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:49,530 DON'T TOUCH ME. 1097 00:42:49,533 --> 00:42:51,433 DO NOT TOUCH ME, KEN. 1098 00:42:51,433 --> 00:42:53,833 - WHO GIVES A [bleep] ABOUT A [bleep] WHORE? 1099 00:42:53,834 --> 00:42:55,404 I'M SORRY, I DON'T. 1100 00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,700 - DARLING, I DON'T SEE HER LIKE THAT. I'M SORRY. 1101 00:42:57,700 --> 00:43:01,970 - SO THEN WE'RE NOT TRULY FRIENDS. 77244

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