Original subtitles

- PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...

- SO ANYWAY, I WAS WITH JOYCE. - YEAH.

- AND SHE'S GOING TO PUERTO RICO.

AND I WAS THINKING,

WOULDN'T IT BE FUN IF WE WENT TOO?

- I WAS GONNA ASK YOU IF YOU COULD HELP...

- I'D LOVE TO.

- AT GIGI'S PARTY, BECAUSE IT'S GONNA BE HERE IN A WEEK

AND I HONESTLY-- I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED.

- I WOULD LOVE TO.

- YOU AND LISA WERE SUPER-CLOSE BEFORE,

AND THEN YOU GUYS KINDA WENT LIKE THIS.

HOW DO YOU MOVE FORWARD?

- I PAID A VERY BIG PRICE FOR BEING HONEST.

- I'M SEEING HER MAKE YOU PAY FOR THAT.

- YOU KNOW THE FUNNY THING, TALKING ABOUT THE WEDDING...

LISA HAD A PARTY THE SAME NIGHT. - YEAH.

MAYBE SHE JUST FORGOT. SHE HAS GOING ON--

SO MUCH GOING ON. WE ALL HAVE.

- AMNESIA?

LISA SEEMS TO, THESE DAYS, BE ALL ABOUT LISA.

IT'S JUST FRUSTRATING.

- CONGRATULATIONS.

- YOU'RE NOT HAPPY FOR ME, BUT IT'S OKAY.

- I HAVE A DIFFERENT OUTLOOK ON MARRIAGE THAN I USED TO...

- I AGREE. - THANKS PARTLY TO YOU.

- LISA HAD HER SERVE STAFF WAITING THERE.

AND I WASN'T TOLD THAT THEY WERE GONNA BE AT HER HOUSE.

- THE GIRL THAT CHEATED... - RIGHT.

- WHY WOULD SHE HAVE HER THERE, KNOWING YOU'RE THERE?

- I DON'T KNOW.

- CAN I JUST PEEK AT THAT? - YES.

- IS THAT A JEWISH STAR?

- REALLY? - WAIT A MINUTE.

- ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME?

- YOU HAVE BEEN RUDE. YOU HAVE BEEN RUDE.

YOU BEEN JUDGING. - YOU ARE NASTY...

DISGUSTING...

- AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

AND YOU SAID TO ME, "ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME?"

ABOUT A JEWISH STAR.

OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE ANTI-SEMITIC.

[upbeat music]

I'M FROM THIS TOWN.

I KNOW WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT'S FAKE.

- DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE MY FRIEND, ACT LIKE ONE.

- IN BEVERLY HILLS, THE HIGHER YOU CLIMB,

THE FARTHER YOU FALL.

- EVERYBODY LOVES A COMEBACK STORY,

ESPECIALLY STARRING ME.

- IN MY WORLD, MONEY DOESN'T TALK, IT SWEARS.

- YOU COULD NEVER BE TOO YOUNG, TOO THIN, OR TOO HONEST.

- LIFE IS A SEXY, LITTLE DANCE, AND I LIKE TO TAKE LEAD.

- HI. WELCOME! - HI!

HOW ARE YOU? - I'M DOING WELL, CARLTON.

HOW ARE YOU DOING? - NICE TO SEE YOU.

- IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO! - GOOD TO SEE.

I'M EXCITED.

- DO YOU HAVE CANDLES FOR ME? - I DO, I DO.

UM, I ACTUALLY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND MEETING ME HERE,

BUT I WANTED TO KIND OF SEE BEFOREHAND.

FOR ME TO BE A WICCAN,

THERE ARE DAY-TO-DAY THINGS THAT I DO

WITH THE CANDLES, WITH THE CRYSTALS.

I USUALLY HAVE A CRYSTAL DOWN MY BRA,

MEANING THAT IF ANYBODY SENDING ANYTHING NEGATIVE TOWARDS ME

IT BASICALLY BOUNCES OFF AND HITS THEM TWICE AS HARD.

- OKAY, SO THIS IS SHAKTI, THIS IS THE GODDESS.

THIS IS THE GODDESS THAT, LIKE, EMPOWERS EVERYTHING.

- RIGHT. - OKAY.

SO YOU'RE REALLY-- REALLY STANDING

IN YOUR GODDESS POWER REALLY WELL.

SO THAT'S REALLY GOOD.

- HI. WELCOME!

- HI! - AH, IT SMELLS SO GOOD HERE.

- THANK YOU. [laughing]

- HI, LOVE. - HI.

- HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

- OH, THIS IS EXACTLY WHERE I NEED TO BE TODAY.

- REALLY? YOU FEEL IT? [laughing]

INVITING YOLANDA TO ONE OF MY FAVORITE PLACES

THAT'S VERY PERSONAL AND SACRED TO ME

WAS IMPORTANT BECAUSE SHE'S PROBABLY ONE,

IF NOT THE ONLY ONE, THAT WOULD UNDERSTAND IT

AND BE RECEPTIVE.

MAYBE YOU COULD JUST EXPLAIN TO YOLANDA, UM,

WHY WE COME HERE, WHY WE PURCHASE THE CANDLES.

- IT'S KINDA LIKE THE SECRET,

EXCEPT THAT WE GIVE YOU TOOLS TO DO IT WITH.

- WITH. YEAH.

- SO WE LIGHT CANDLES, AND THEN THEY BURN DOWN.

AND THEN WE CAN ACTUALLY, IF YOU BRING YOUR CANDLE BACK,

WE CAN DO A CANDLE READING AND KINDA GIVE YOU AN IDEA

OF THE SITUATION.

- REALLY? - YEAH.

- HOW EXCITING?

- YEAH, IT'S KINDA LIKE TEA LEAVES, BUT IN 3-D.

- WHAT DO THESE MEAN TO YOU?

- THESE, I BOUGHT FOR MYSELF AND MY GIRLS.

THIS WAS FOR ME. THIS WAS MY CLEANSING CANDLE.

BECAUSE I NEED TO JUST KIND OF CONSISTENTLY JUST CLEANSE.

- CARLTON IS JUST A VERY SPIRITUAL PERSON.

SHE'S A WOMAN THAT FINDS HER SPIRITUALITY

NOT ON RODEO DRIVE.

OH, MY GOD! I WANNA DO IT!

CAN I DO IT TONIGHT? - ABSOLUTELY!

- HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?

- TELL ME ABOUT THE OTHER DAY. I COULDN'T MAKE IT.

- TO MAURICIO'S BIRTHDAY AND KEN'S BIRTHDAY.

- OH! YEAH.

IT WAS, UM...

WELL, IT'S INTERESTING.

I HAD A LITTLE SITUATION WITH CARLTON.

- WHAT HAPPENED?

- SHE HAS ALL THESE TATTOOS, RIGHT?

AT THE RED, WHITE, AND BLUE PARTY,

SHE HAD HER BATHING SUIT TIED AROUND,

AND I ONLY SAW THIS. - OKAY.

- I SAW THIS AND THAT.

I COULDN'T SEE ANYTHING BELOW THAT BECAUSE OF A BOW.

- OKAY.

- SO I SAID, "OH, IS THAT A JEWISH STAR?"

AND SHE TURNED AROUND, SHE'S LIKE,

"ARE YOU [bleep] KIDDING ME?" - WHAT?

- AND I WAS LIKE...

SHE WAS LIKE OFFENDED.

I WAS A LITTLE TAKEN ABACK THE WAY SHE SAID IT LIKE THAT.

- UH-HUH.

- THEN I MENTIONED THAT THAT NIGHT,

AND THEN WE GOT IN THIS WHOLE THING,

AND I SAID, "WELL, ARE YOU ANTI-SEMETIC?"

AND SHE SAID, "THERE YOU GO WITH THE LABELS AGAIN."

AND IT TURNED INTO A WHOLE... THING.

- I AM JUST SO SICK OF BLOODY LABELING AND JUDGMENTS.

- YEAH.

- I JUST--I CAN'T STAND IT. - YEAH.

- THERE'S NO NEED FOR IT. - YEAH.

- THAT IS WHY I DID GET DEFENSIVE

WHEN KYLE CALLED ME "ANTI-SEMETIC."

- YEAH. - IT'S LIKE, [bleep] OFF.

- YEAH. NO, AND IT'S UNNECESSARY.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S IGNORANCE.

- YES, IT IS.

- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF CARLTON'S PROBLEMS WITH KYLE,

OR KYLE'S PROBLEMS WITH CARLTON.

BUT WHAT KYLE SAID,

IT'S A SERIOUS THING.

YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S NOT EVEN A QUESTION.

IT'S A STUPID STATEMENT.

- EXACTLY. - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

- EXACTLY.

- SO SHE'S BEEN A WICCAN ALWAYS.

- SHE SAID THAT IT'S BEEN IN HER FAMILY FOR CENTURIES,

SHE SAID.

- I REALLY DON'T BELIEVE IN THOSE THINGS.

I DON'T. - MM-MM.

YOU CAN'T LET IT IN.

- SOMETHING WEIRD HAPPENED... - WHAT HAPPENED?

- AND IT REALLY FREAKED ME OUT.

- WHAT HAPPENED?

- MY COMPUTER IN MY KITCHEN,

FOR TWO YEARS NOW, HAS ALWAYS BEEN OUR FAMILY PHOTO.

AND SO I'M SITTING THERE GIVING PORTIA A SNACK,

AND I SEE SOMETHING ON THE COMPUTER CHANGE

ON THE SCREEN.

AND I TURN TO MY LEFT, AND...

I TOOK PICTURES.

- YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT. - IT WAS FREAKING ME OUT TOO.

SO I GO TO MY COMPUTER, AND IT--HERE, FIRST.

"BIGOT."

"TRAVESTY."

"WRAITH."

"LARVA." WHAT IS THIS ON MY COMPUTER?

- THAT'S SCARY.

- HOW IS MY COMPUTER DOING THAT?

THAT WAS REALLY WEIRD.

- YOU KNOW, BUT THE CRYSTALS ARE LIKE GIFTS FROM THE EARTH.

- YEAH, THEY ARE.

- SO IF YOU FIND A CRYSTAL,

IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE BEING GIVEN A GIFT.

- YEAH.

- THE SAME WAY THAT EVEN WITH THE CANDLES,

I MEAN, THERE'S MAGIC AROUND US.

AND I THINK IT'S JUST ACKNOWLEDGING THAT,

AND JUST EMPOWERING... ESPECIALLY WOMEN.

- JUST BECAUSE ALL THAT TALK AND, YOU KNOW--

YOU KNOW, AND THINGS I'VE BEEN HEARING,

I REALLY GOT LIKE, OH, MY GOD.

- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT NOW?

I THINK YOU JUST NEED TO TALK--

- HONESTLY, I'M JUST GONNA STAY AWAY.

IT'S NOT LIKE WE WERE FRIENDS TO BEGIN WITH.

I TRIED TO BE FRIENDLY WITH HER,

BUT, YOU KNOW, NOT EVERYON--

NOT EVERYONE IS MEANT TO BE FRIENDS.

I JUST WANNA BE PEACEFUL IN MY LIFE.

IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? - I DON'T KNOW.

IT'S LIKE SO HEAVY, RIGHT? EVERYTHING IS SO HEAVY.

- I'M GONNA START BURNING TODAY. [laughter]

YOU KNOW, AT THIS POINT, IF YOU SAY THESE CANDLES

HAVE SPECIAL POWERS, WELL, I'M BUYING TWO OF THEM,

AND I'M BURNING THEM, AND I'M PRAYING TO THEM,

AND I'M DOING WHATEVER YOU TELL ME TO DO

BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW.

- YOU CAN COME BACK

AND WE CAN SEE HOW THINGS ARE WORKING FOR YOU AND...

- THAT'S SO COOL. - MAKE A LITTLE MAGIC TOGETHER.

- YAY! WE BELIEVE IN MAGIC.

- WE DO. [laughter]

WE DO.

- WELL, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT PUERTO RICO?

SHOULD WE INVITE THE OTHER GIRLS?

- YEAH! - SURE.

- WHY NOT?

I INVITED BRANDI, BY THE WAY, YESTERDAY.

- YEAH? - BECAUSE WE WENT ON HIKE?

- HOW WAS THAT? YOU HAVE A NICE HIKE?

- IT WAS GOOD, IT WAS GOOD. - YEAH?

- AND SHE WAS SAYING THAT HER MOM

WAS, LIKE, AN ARMY BRAT AND GREW UP IN PUERTO RICO,

AND SHE'S ALWAYS WANTED TO GO. - NICE!

- BUT, UM, I THINK SHE THOUGHT, WELL, YOU'RE GOING WITH JOYCE.

I SAID, "BELIEVE ME, JOYCE IS NOT, YOU KNOW--

"YOU GUYS HAVE MOVED ON FROM THAT,

SHE DOES NOT HOLD A GRUDGE, SO." - YEAH!

ON MY END WE'RE OKAY. IS SHE OKAY WITH ME?

- YEAH, SHE IS.

SHE'S LIKE, "OH, I DON'T EVEN CARE, I REALLY DON'T."

- YEAH, SHE SHOULDN'T. IT'S SO SILLY.

PUERTO RICO'S SO BEAUTIFUL.

I WANT EVERYBODY TO GO TO PUERTO RICO.

SO WE'LL INVITE LISA AND YOLANDA.

AND HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CARLTON?

- SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE INVITED.

IT'S NOT LIKE, YOU KNOW--

I WOULDN'T INVITE HER ON A TRIP WITH ME.

I WOULD NEVER CALL HER UP, AND SAY, "HEY,

DO YOU WANNA COME WITH ME?" NO.

- WELL, I'M NOT THAT CLOSE TO HER EITHER.

- YOU WANNA COME BE MEAN TO ME?

- YOU WANNA COME BE MEAN-- - WHY NOT?

EVERYBODY ELSE IS! - "I'M GOING ON HOLIDAY.

YOU WANNA COME BE MEAN?" - YEAH. I MEAN, NO.

FOR ME, I JUST CAN'T BE AROUND ANY NEGATIVITY LIKE THAT.

SO I'M STAYING AWAY.

- HI. - HI, HONEY!

- HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?

- YOU LOOK CUTE. - YOU LOOK CUTE.

- [grunts]

I WORKED OUT, SO I'M A LITTLE GROSS.

BUT I FIGURED...

NO TIME.

- I'M GOING TO WORK OUT LATER. SURE.

- [laughing]

IF YOU GET A SPRAY TAN, THEN YOU WORK OUT,

YOU HAVE LIKE BROWN SWEAT.

- I'M GONNA STREAK, STREAK.

- HOW ARE YOU?

- I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD.

- ARE YOU GONNA BE ABLE TO MAKE IT TO GIGI'S?

- I WOULD LOVE TO. IT'S SUCH AN IMPORTANT DAY.

BUT BROOKE AND THAYER

ARE MOVING INTO THEIR FIRST APARTMENT TOGETHER.

SO I'M HELPING THEM MOVE IN, AND IT'S ALL SO EXCITING.

BROOKE AND THAYER HAVE BEEN DATING FOR A COUPLE YEARS,

AND THIS IS, LIKE, MY FIRST DAUGHTER

TO HAVE BEEN WITH A BOY,

AND I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER.

THEY MAKE JUST THE MOST BEAUTIFUL COUPLE.

- IN SAN DIEGO, RIGHT? OR NO.

- THAT'S KIMBERLY'S COLLEGE. - OH, RIGHT.

YOU HAVE EVERYONE LEAVING YOU. - I KNOW.

- I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT WITH THE KIDS.

LIKE, IF THEY EVER LEAVE ME, I'M GONNA DIE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. - OH.

I'M ACTUALLY REALLY EXCITED ABOUT IT.

I WATCH MY CHILDREN GOING INTO THESE NEW PHASES

AND THESE NEW CHAPTERS IN THEIR LIVES,

AND IT'S A NEW CHAPTER FOR ME.

- WELL, I'M EXCITED FOR PUERTO RICO!

- ME TOO. I CAN'T WAIT.

- SO I WONDER IF LISA AND KEN ARE GOING.

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY--

I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANYONE,

I DON'T GET INTIMIDATED BY PEOPLE.

I'M ACTUALLY AFRAID OF HER FOR SOME ODD REASON.

- I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU AND KYLE ARE BOTH INTIMIDATED.

I DON'T GET IT.

- YOU KNOW ME, I SAY WHAT I WANNA SAY

TO WHOEVER I WANNA SAY IT.

BUT WITH HER,

I JUST FEEL THIS INTIMIDATION.

LISA WAS VERY UPSET

ABOUT THE WHOLE CEDRIC SITUATION LAST YEAR.

- I WANT YOU TO LEAVE, OKAY?

- THERE WERE RUMORS THAT SHE HAD HIM DEPORTED.

SERIOUSLY.

SO WHAT IF I MISSPEAK? WHAT IS SHE GONNA DO TO ME?

- I'M TELLING YOU LISA IS JUST SNEAKY,

AND PEOPLE DON'T--YOU DON'T REALIZE WHEN SHE'S DOING IT.

SHE'S--SHE'S SO SWEET, AND SHE'S SO KIND.

THE AVERAGE PERSON OUT THERE WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT LISA'S DOING.

YOU KNOW, "[as Lisa] DARLING, ARE YOU OKAY?"

- KIM, UM, EVERYTHING GOOD? - ACTUALLY I AM.

- HAVE YOU ACTUALLY FELT STRONG SINCE YOU CAME OUT?

HAVE YOU HAD DAYS WHERE YOU THOUGHT,

"I MIGHT, LIKE, RELAPSE"?

- KNOWING I JUST CAME HOME FROM REHAB

AND MAYBE I DON'T WANNA DISCUSS THAT.

THAT'S NOT A GOOD FRIEND.

THAT'S JUST SNEAKY. - [grunts]

IT GIVES ME ANXIETY EVEN TALKING ABOUT IT.

- HI, LADIES.

- HI! - HOW ARE YOU?

- HI, HOW ARE YOU? - YOU READY?

ARE WE? - ALL RIGHT.

- SO YOU HAVE A COUPLE OPTIONS.

YOU CAN WEAR YOUR BATHING SUIT,

I HAVE DISPOSABLE UNDERWEAR,

OR YOU CAN GO NUDE.

- [laughing] - CAN I WEAR MY BRA AND PANTIES?

- YEAH, WHATEVER YOU'RE COMFORTABLE WITH.

- YOU DON'T WANNA GET NAKED WITH ME?

- DO YOU WANT ME TO GET NAKED WITH YOU?

- [laughing]

- SHE WANTS TO GET NAKED WITH ME.

- OKAY. - COME ON BACK.

- IT'S A PARTY. - WE'LL GET NAKED TOGETHER.

- IT'S A NAKED PARTY. - [laughing]

IT'S A NAKED PARTY!

- THAT'S HOW I LIKE TO DO IT.

I'M VERY COMFORTABLE WITH NUDITY

BECAUSE IT'S NOT A BIG [bleep] DEAL.

[laughing] WHAT, ARE YOU SCARED?

- NO, I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.

- DO YOU NOT WANNA BE THAT DARK?

- NO, I WANNA BE DARK. - YOU WANNA BE DARK.

- NOT DARK, BUT...

- READY? HOLD YOUR BREATH.

- WHOO! - WHOO! WHOO!

- THE TORTURE IS ALMOST OVER. - WHOO!

NOW THAT I'M SPRAY TANNED, I'M READY FOR PUERTO RICO.

PUERTO "VERTA." PUERTO "VARTA."

PUERTO RICO!

- PUERTO RICO! - HERE WE COME!

- COMING UP...

- KYLE... [laughter]

DO YOU NEED A HAIRCUT?

I MEAN, THERE'S SO MANY HEADS TO CHOP OFF.

- OFF WITH HER HEAD!

- HI!

KALISH? - HI, MUM.

- WHERE'S MR. HADID? - UH, HE'S HERE, AROUND.

- HE'S AROUND? - YEAH, HE'S COMING UP.

- IS HE IN THE GARDEN?

- YEAH, HE WENT TO THE GARDEN TO GET SOME FRESH VEGGIES.

- GIGI'S GRADUATING.

SHE'S MOVING TO NEW YORK.

SO WE WANNA DO A LITTLE PARTY, YOU KNOW, ALL IN ONE,

AND THE BEST PLACE RIGHT NOW TO DO IT

IS AT MOHAMED'S HOUSE

BECAUSE GIGI WANTS DADDY TO COOK FOR HER.

- WHAT DO YOU HAVE ON? - OH, NICE.

- THERE'S NOTHING LEFT, YOU KNOW?

- REALLY? - JUST...

- CUCUMBERS? - A FEW OF THESE, CUCUMBERS.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE ON? GEEZ, LOOK AT THAT.

- WHAT?

- IT'S LIKE, UH, TENNIS SHOES OR SOMETHING?

- YEAH.

- WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

CAN YOU GET SOME OF THAT? THAT'S--THAT'S THYME.

- OH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. - YOU WANNA SMELL?

- THAT MINT? WOW! - AH, SMELL THAT.

- THAT'S AMAZING.

WHAT ELSE? - THAT'S IT.

- MOHAMED'S GONNA BE COOKING

ALL HIS FAMOUS AND FAVORITE LITTLE ARABIC DISHES.

THAT'S HIS WAY OF SHOWING HIS LOVE.

- SO I'M GONNA--

I STARTED COOKING THIS THING FOR, UH, GIGI.

- THE CHICKEN? - THE CHICKEN.

SO I'M GONNA JUST FINISH 'EM UP RIGHT NOW

AND GET 'EM ALL READY.

SO YOU STUFF IT WITH, UH... GOOD STUFF HERE

SO THAT EVERYBODY CAN EAT IT LATER.

HEY, THIS IS EASY TO DO.

- OH, YOU KNOW, UH, JOYCE JUST CANCELED.

- REALLY? - UH-HUH.

SHE SAID, "HI, I'M SORRY, BUT I WON'T MAKE IT TO YOUR--

TO--TONIGHT." - MM-HMM.

I HOPE EVERYTHING'S OKAY WITH HER FAMILY.

- WHY? DID YOU HEAR ANYTHING?

- NO. NO, NO, NO.

I JUST THOUGHT, YOU KNOW, MAYBE THEY HAVE KIDS,

THEY HAVE THESE TWO BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN.

- I KNOW, SHE'S A GREAT MOM.

- THEY BOTH ARE. VERY NICE PEOPLE.

OKAY.

- THAT'S GORGEOUS. - GORGEOUS, RIGHT?

YEAH, EXACTLY.

- HI, MY LOVE! - HI, BABY.

- HI! - HEY, DAVID!

MY FAVORITE BROTHER-IN-LAW. I THINK YOU ARE.

I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE.

- I AM NOT YOUR BROTHER-IN-LAW. - WHAT ARE YOU?

- I AM YOUR EX-HUSBAND-IN-LAW. - YOU ARE THE, UH, CARETAKER.

- AND YOUR WIFE'S STILL-- YOUR WI--YOUR EX-WIFE'S HUSBAND.

- I'M YOUR EX-WIFE'S-- I'M YOUR EX-WIFE'S HUSBAND.

- LISTEN TO THIS.

LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND MY HUSBAND.

- YEAH.

- WHEN YOU SAW MY SHOES, YOU WERE LIKE,

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?" - NO, DIDN'T SAY THAT.

I SAID... - WELL, YOU SAID--

- 'CAUSE I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU IN, LIKE--

COMING TO A PARTY IN SHOES LIKE THIS.

BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING HIKING.

- MY HUSBAND GOES LIKE, "CUTE!" - I SAID, "YOU LOOK CUTE."

- SEE? THAT'S CUTE.

- THAT'S WHY YOU'RE NOT MARRIED ANYMORE.

- THAT WAS REALLY CUTE. - THANK GOD.

THERE'S TWO OF US. HEY, BUDDY, HOW ARE YOU?

- HEY, BUDDY.

- DAVID LOVES ME IN MY SNEAKERS AND A T-SHIRT

AND MY SHORTS.

MOHAMED MORE LOVES THE BEAUTIFUL YOLANDA,

THE GOING-OUT YOLANDA.

MY HUSBAND JUST LOVES ME THE WAY I AM,

AND HE'LL TAKE ME ANY WAY I COME.

- [laughing] HI, MOMMY.

HI, GIRLS!

all: HI.

- HOW ARE YOU? WOW!

LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL AND TALL YOU ALL ARE.

HI, LOVEY.

- IS THIS WHAT YOU'RE WEARING? - NO, I HAVE MY SNEAKERS ON.

- HEY, BRIT. - HOW ARE YOU?

- I'M GONNA GO AND FIX THE CANDLES.

- MOMMY, YOU LOOK LIKE A BASKETBALL WIFE RIGHT NOW.

- A BASKETBALL WIFE? I'M A MUSICIAN'S WIFE.

- OOH! CAREFUL. WATCH YOUR STEP.

GO AHEAD. - OH, THANK YOU.

- HI! I'M BRANDI.

MY TONGUE AND MY THROAT ARE STILL SWOLLEN.

- FROM--SO YOU DID--

- NO, I TOOK SOME ASPIRIN.

I THINK I HAD AN ALLERGIC REACTION.

THE GOOD NEWS IS I CAN'T TALK THAT WELL.

- OKAY.

- I FEEL LIKE IT MIGHT BE SLIGHT DIVINE INTERVENTION...

BECAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH STRESS ON MY PLATE RIGHT NOW.

I, IN MY HEAD, AM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT...

HOW TO MOVE FORWARD IN A FRIENDSHIP WITH SOMEONE

THAT POSSIBLY IS ONLY USING ME TO GET WHAT THEY NEED.

I FOUND OUT A LOT OF THINGS ABOUT LISA

WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW AT THE TIME.

BUT NOW I 100% KNOW THAT LISA KNEW

THAT SCHEANA WAS EDDIE'S MISTRESS BEFORE...

SHE MET ME.

YOU GUYS, THAT'S SO FUNNY.

THE WAITRESS IS THAT GIRL SCHEANA MARIE WHATEVER

THAT HAD AN AFFAIR WITH EDDIE WHILE I WAS PREGNANT.

I CAN ALMOST SEE IT, IN SLOW MOTION, PLAY OUT.

LISA PRETENDED TO ACT SHOCKED.

- YOU'VE WORKED FOR ME FOR TWO YEARS, RIGHT?

- RIGHT. - WE'VE KNOWN--

I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS,

BUT I THINK IT'S EASIER IF YOU'RE NOT HERE NOW.

- ABSOLUTELY. - IS THAT OKAY?

- NO, I TOTALLY AGREE. - IS THAT OKAY?

- YEAH.

- IT WAS A LITTLE SONG AND DANCE,

AND FRIENDS SAID, "THAT WAS SET UP."

AND I 100% BELIEVE THEM.

YOU DON'T WANNA BE REMINDED OF THE HARDEST TIME IN YOUR LIFE

EVERY TIME YOU SEE YOUR "BEST FRIEND."

SO TONIGHT, FOR GIGI'S SAKE, WE ARE GOING TO SMILE...

AND BE REALLY NICE.

I'LL JUST PRETEND LIKE I'M STILL UNDER HER CONTROL.

- RAHID? - YES.

- YOU KNOW, LET'S PUT ALL THE COLD STUFF--

THE HUMMUS, BABA GHANOUSH, AND PITA--

EVERYTHING THAT IS COLD, PUT IT ON THE TABLE.

- HOW ARE YOU? - HI, BABY.

- I WAS IN ALL BLACK, NOW I'M ALL WHITE.

- OH. [laughter]

- OOH! OH, LOOK-IT! SWANS!

- [gasps] OH.

ARE THEY THE MEAN ONES,

OR IS THAT THE GEESE THAT ARE MEAN?

- ALL SWANS ARE MEAN.

I JUST MADE THAT UP. - [laughing]

- HEY, GIRLS!

- HI, BEAUTIFUL LADY. - HOW ARE YOU?

- YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. - SO DO YOU.

- UGH. NOT HAVING A FUN DAY. - WHY?

- MMM!

MY TONGUE IS STILL SWOLLEN. - YOU TALK FUNNY.

- IT'S ALMOST LIKE IF SHE HAS A MINT IN HER MOUTH.

- I THINK IT'S GOOD,

'CAUSE I WON'T SAY ANYTHING I DON'T WANNA SAY TONIGHT.

'CAUSE IT'LL BE TOO DIFFICULT.

- BRANDI HAS TALKED TO ME ABOUT HOW HURT SHE WAS

ALWAYS HAVING SCHEANA AROUND.

IF I WAS FRIENDS WITH BRANDI,

I WOULD KNOW THAT THIS WOMAN

WAS ONE OF BRANDI'S EX-HUSBAND'S MISTRESSES,

I PERSONALLY WOULDN'T ALLOW HER IN MY CLOSE CIRCLE.

I WOULD FIND IT NOT ONLY DISRESPECTFUL,

I WOULD FIND IT INCONSIDERATE.

WE HAVE A HENNA PERSON, WE HAVE MUSIC.

- OH, FUN!

- WE HAVE FOOD. WE HAVE EVERYTHING.

- HELLO!

HI, BEAUTIFUL. - HI.

- HOW ARE YOU?

YOLANDA'S WEARING ORANGE TOO. THAT'S SO FUNNY.

- HI. - ORANGE.

ORANGE IS THE COLOR.

- I'M NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO TONIGHT AT ALL.

BUT OUT OF COURTESY AND RESPECT FOR YOLANDA

AND HER BEAUTIFUL FAMILY,

I WON'T ENGAGE WITH KYLE.

GOD, I FEEL LIKE I'M IN BLOODY HIGH SCHOOL AGAIN.

- HOW ARE YOU? - NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

- NICE TO SEE YOU. - YES.

- HOW ARE YOU?

- THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL COLOR ON YOU.

- WE'RE SO BRIGHT. - I LOVE IT.

WHAT? - I SAID BRIGHT.

- OH.

- SO I THOUGHT, LET ME BE BRIGHT.

- I KNOW, AND I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW, SCRAMBLING

TRYING TO FIND A BRIGHT COLOR.

HI, HOW ARE YOU? - CARLTON, DAVID.

YOU KNOW KYLE. - GOOD TO SEE YOU.

HOW ARE YOU? both: HI.

- CARLTON DOESN'T WANNA LOOK AT ME.

SHE'S ACTING LIKE I'M NOT THERE,

PRETENDING I'M INVISIBLE.

WHAT A SHOCK.

- HEY, KALISH. HOW ARE YOU?

- I'M GOOD. - GOOD TO SEE YOU.

- NICE TO SEE YOU.

- HEY! - HOW ARE YOU?

I JUST GOT A TATTOO. - GOOD.

WELL, HELLO. YOU CAN KISS ME.

CAREFUL 'CAUSE OF MY TONGUE AND--

- WHAT? - MY TONGUE IS--

- WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR TONGUE?

- MY TONGUE AND MY THROAT ARE SWOLLEN.

- I WASN'T GONNA KISS YOUR TONGUE.

WE DON'T DO THAT. NOT ME.

- IT'S EXTREMELY DIFFICULT FOR ME

NOT TO SAY WHAT'S ON MY MIND WHEN I SEE SOMEBODY

THAT'S WRONGED ME.

SO MY PLAN IS TO AVOID LISA AT ALL COSTS.

JUST AVOID!

- I THOUGHT I HADN'T HEARD FROM YOU.

- NO, I CAN'T TALK. - OH, GOD.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, COME-- - GIGI'S IN THERE.

I'M GONNA GET IT OVER AT THE BAR.

THANK GOD I CAN'T TALK.

- COMING UP...

- I'M NOT DOING THIS IN HERE.

- YOU'VE GOTTA DO IT IN HERE. - I DON'T WANT TO.

- NO, NO.

LISA, IT'S MY DAUGHTER'S GOING-AWAY PARTY.

WE'RE NOT HANDLING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, NO.

- MOHAMED, CAN WE GET HENNA TOO?

- [laughing]

- YOU GOTTA GET YOUR HENNA ON YOUR BUTT.

- [laughing] - GET A BUTTERFLY.

- BUTTERFLY ON IT, YEAH. RIGHT UP HERE.

- YEAH, A TRAMP STAMP.

- LET'S DO ONE OF THESE STAMPS.

WHAT DO THEY CALL THEM? - TRAMP STAMPS.

- TRAMP STAMP. - AWFUL WORD.

AWFUL WORD.

I HAPPEN TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW.

[laughter] - IT'S LIKE A BULL'S-EYE.

- ARE YOU NERVOUS ABOUT GOING?

- I'M KIND OF NERVOUS, KIND OF. - YOU ARE?

BIG STEP.

- YEAH, I'M EXCITED THOUGH.

- YEAH, I REMEMBER WHEN PANDORA LEFT IT WAS A BIG STEP.

HAVE YOU GOT MANY FRIENDS THERE?

- UM, I HAVE A COUPLE FRIENDS GOING TO SCHOOL THERE,

AND THEN I HAVE WORK FRIENDS, SO.

- MY LOVE, ARE YOU-- SHOULD WE OPEN THE BUFFET

SO WE CAN EAT?

DO YOUR FRIENDS WANNA EAT? - YEAH, I THINK SO.

- HELLO! - WOW!

- THIS IS GREAT!

- THIS LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.

OH, MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS.

[indistinct chatter]

- YOU SIT--I'M GONNA SIT ON DAVID'S LAP.

HERE. YOU SIT DOWN. I'LL SIT ON YOUR LAP.

- YEAH, SIT DOWN. YEAH.

- THAT WAS AWKWARD THAT-- YOU WANNA SWITCH PLACES WITH ME?

- OH. - I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

- NO. I'M A BIG GIRL.

- CARLTON, LET'S JUST GET-- - RIGHT?

- HERE. GUY--UH...

- WHAT'S HAPPENING?

- WHY DON'T YOU MOVE OVER HERE? - OH, OKAY.

- KYLE, MOVE OVER ONE.

AND THEN CARLTON CAN SIT NEXT TO YOUR MOTHER.

THERE YOU GO.

[laughing] - SIT THERE.

WE'RE GOOD. FOUND A SEAT.

- WHATEVER. [laughing]

I'M PLI-- I'M PLIABLE.

- CARLTON DIDN'T WANT TO SIT NEXT TO ME.

SO I MEAN, MY GOD. JUST...

MAYBE CARLTON COULD WHIP UP SOME FLOATING CHAIRS FOR US

AND WE COULD ALL FLOAT AROUND THE ROOM.

ARE YOU LEAVING TOWN, DAVID?

- UM, I AM LEAVING TOWN TOMORROW.

- TOMORROW MORNING? - YES, I AM.

- WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - I'M GOING TO SALT LAKE CITY.

I AM RECORDING A SONG WITH STEVIE WONDER

AND THE MORMON TABERNACLE CHOIR.

THERE'S LIKE 420 SINGERS,

THE PIPE ORGAN, THE FULL ORCHESTRA, AND STEVIE.

THE CHURCH IS MAG-- - OH, REALLY?

- IT'S SO MAGNIFICENT. - REALLY?

[banging glasses] - OH.

- AWW. - AWW!

- SHH.

- I JUST WANTED TO SAY

THANK YOU GUYS ALL SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE,

AND FOR ALL OF YOUR-- EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM--

FOR YOUR SUPPORT...

AS I'VE GROWN UP AND SO NOW I'M GOING TO COLLEGE.

IT'S SO WEIRD, BUT, UM--

TO MY PARENTS-- DADDY, DON'T CRY.

DADDY, I'M GONNA CRY. STOP. - AWW.

- SO TO MY PARENTS,

I JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU, GUYS, SO MUCH, UM,

FOR EVERYTHING.

ONE THING I'VE ALWAYS SAID ABOUT MY PARENTS

IS THAT THEY BOTH CAME FROM AMAZING FAMILIES,

BUT THEY BOTH DEFINITELY HAD TO WORK THEIR WAY UP,

UM, TO--FOR THE LIFE THAT THEY'VE GIVEN ME.

AND, UM, YOU KNOW, OBVIOUSLY BEAUTIFUL HOMES

AND GREAT OPPORTUNITIES HAVE COME

WITH HAVING THEM AS PARENTS,

BUT I THINK THE BEST THING THAT THEY'VE GIVEN ME

IS JUST, UM, THEIR WORK ETHIC.

- AS MUCH AS I FEEL CONFIDENT

THAT I'VE RAISED HER IN THE RIGHT WAY

WHERE SHE CAN HANDLE NEW YORK,

AND, YOU KNOW, HER FOUNDATION IS RIGHT,

I'M ALSO MOMMY,

AND I'M GONNA MISS HER DESPERATELY.

- AND TO DAVID--

DON'T LOOK AT ME, 'CAUSE YOU'RE CRYING NOW.

AND IT'S, LIKE, REALLY BAD.

UM, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH,

AND I CAN'T IMAGINE MY LIFE WITHOUT YOU.

YOU'RE SUCH A BIG ROLE MODEL FOR ME.

AND, UM, YOU'VE TAUGHT ME SO MUCH.

UM, AND WHY-- - THANK YOU, BABY.

- YOU KNOW, HAVING ONE AMAZING FATHER IS GREAT,

BUT THE FACT THAT I COULD HAVE A STEPDAD

THAT IS AMAZING AS WELL, JUST MAKES ME EVEN MORE LUCKY.

I LOVE YOU GUYS. - AWW.

- WOW, WHAT A SPEECH!

WOW.

- OH, MY GOSH. WE'RE NEXT.

KIMBERLY'S GOING TO COLLEGE,

AND NOW ALEXIA IS GOING TO COLLEGE NEXT YEAR.

I CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO THINK OF THAT RIGHT NOW.

- YOU KNOW...

I GUESS I'LL GIVE A TOAST TO YOU, MY LOVE.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN, OBVIOUSLY.

I MEAN,

I CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE LIFE, YOU KNOW, WITHOUT YOUR SMILE

IN IT EVERY DAY.

BUT I KNOW IT'S PART OF LIFE,

AND I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA TAKE ON NEW YORK,

AND YOU'RE GONNA GET EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT.

I JUST WANT YOU TO LOOK AROUND THIS ROOM

AND KNOW THAT WE'RE ALWAYS HERE FOR YOU,

WE LOVE YOU, WE SUPPORT YOU,

BELIEVE IN YOU,

AND WE WILL MISS YOU.

BUT I LOVE YOU, AND--

- I'M NOT DYING. I'M JUST GOING TO COLLEGE.

[laughter]

I LOVE YOU. - OH, MY GOD.

[overlapping chatter]

- GEE, WE HAVE EYE MAKEUP HERE.

- I DIDN'T EVEN BRING BACKUP. - ME NEITHER.

AND I HAVE A DATE AFTER THIS. WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

I JUST--THANK GOSH.

YOLANDA DID IT RIGHT, YOU KNOW?

SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING.

SHE'S GANGSTER WHEN SHE HAS TO BE,

BUT SHE KEEPS HER BABIES IN LINE.

- YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH--

NO, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN THROUGH THIS YET.

- I DID. WHEN FARRAH LEFT... - YEAH.

- I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA BE FINE,

BUT IT WAS SUCH-- SO PAINFUL FOR ME.

- AND YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS...

LISA, BOTH OF YOU. - YEAH.

PANDY CAME TO PEPPERDINE,

AND WE LEFT FRANCE AND CAME HERE AFTER.

WHEN YOUR CHILD LEAVES,

IT'S SO DIFFICULT.

BUT I THINK THE CLOSENESS WILL STILL STAY THERE.

I JUST THINK THE DISTANCE

IS THE ONLY THING THAT WILL SEPARATE THEM.

[music playing] - I THINK YOU'RE GOOD.

[laughing]

[all clapping along]

[zills chiming] - YOU SCARED OF HER FACE?

- I KNOW. SHE'S LIKE...

- WHOO! - WHOO!

[cheers and applause]

- CAN I JUST BORROW THAT FOR A SECOND?

[laughing]

- SHE LOOKS A LITTLE RELIEVED. - BE CAREFUL.

- KYLE. - DON'T EVEN TRY IT.

- WANT A HAIRCUT? [laughter]

I MEAN, THERE'S SO MANY HEADS TO CHOP OFF.

- OFF WITH HER HEAD!

- [laughing]

- YAY! [cheers and applause]

- WOW, THAT WAS AMAZING.

- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE SO QUIET.

THIS SWOLLEN MOUTH THING IS SLOWING YOU DOWN, BABY.

SO WHEN WE GO AWAY ON A TRIP,

I JUST NEED TO TAKE SOME ASPIRINS WITH ME,

AND THAT'S IT.

- YES, SLIP IT INTO MY DRINK.

- HOW BAD? - I'M SORRY?

- HOW BAD?

- TUESDAY, I COULDN'T TALK AT ALL.

I'M IN A FUNK.

- NO, YOU'RE NOT. NOW?

YOU WERE GOOD!

- WELL, I MEAN...

YEAH, I WAS.

LISA KNOWS SOMETHING IS GOING ON.

SHE IS SO BRIGHT IT'S SCARY.

- WHAT TIME ARE YOU GUYS GOING?

I LEAVE WHEN YOU LEAVE.

- YEAH, I MEAN, I'M--I'M-- - YOU'RE WHAT?

- NO, SHE SAID, "WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING?"

BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO LEAVE.

- I CAN'T FAKE IT.

I CAN'T SPEAK,

AND THAT IS SAVING MY LIFE IN EVERY WAY.

- LISA. - YES?

- WE HAVE TO LEAVE UNFORTUNATELY.

- NO, DON'T GO. - WE HAVE TO.

- NO! [laughing]

WHY? - WE HAVE TO.

DAVID HAS BUSINESS PEOPLE IN, SO.

I'M PRETTY MUCH A STRAIGHT SHOOTER.

IF I DON'T LIKE YOU, USUALLY YOU KNOW IT.

I DON'T LIKE KYLE, AND I PROBABLY NEVER WILL.

SO I'M READY TO GO HOME.

- HEY, LOVE, YOU'RE GOING TO WORK.

- I'M GONNA GO TO WORK, YEAH. - OH.

- IF YOU DON'T MIND. BUT IT WAS A GREAT PARTY.

YOUR DAUGHTER DID SO GREAT, DIDN'T SHE?

- I MEAN-- - AREN'T YOU PROUD OF HER?

- THANK YOU. YES, I AM. - OKAY, BABY.

- OF COURSE I AM. I LOVE YOU.

HEY, BABE, I WANTED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION.

- YEAH. - LET'S GO IN THAT ROOM.

JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION.

- OOH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. - ISN'T IT PRETTY?

- THIS IS CRAZY.

AND YOUR CHILDREN ARE STILL NORMAL,

WHICH IS AMAZING.

- YEAH.

SO LET'S SIT HERE ON THE SIDE.

SO...

I'M JUST A LITTLE BIT CONFUSED.

'CAUSE I KNOW WE'RE ALL INVITED TO PUERTO RICO.

- RIGHT.

- BUT I HEARD THAT, YOU KNOW,

CARLTON WAS NOT INVITED.

WHAT--WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER NIGHT?

- CARLTON--WE'RE HAVING A LOVELY DINNER.

CARLTON DECIDED TO GO IN AFTER KYLE.

- I'VE HAD THIS FEELING

THAT YOU'VE BEEN TALKING [bleep] ABOUT ME.

SO IT WAS CONFIRMED WHEN, AT MY PARTY--

- I'VE BEEN TALKING [bleep] ABOUT YOU?

- YES.

- RUINED HER [bleep] BIRTHDAY DINNER

WHEN WE'RE ALL GETTING ALONG.

- WELL, ESPECIALLY WHEN HER CHILDREN ARE THERE.

- YEAH!

- AND I DIDN'T WANNA GO AFTER KYLE TONIGHT

AND START ANYTHING. - NO, THERE'S--IT WAS LIKE--

- I JUST WANTED YOUR VIEW OF IT, BECAUSE I KNOW YOU WERE THERE.

- I THOUGHT THAT CARLTON, IN THAT CASE, WAS OUT OF LINE.

EVEN THOUGH I LIKE HER AND WE'RE FRIENDS,

KYLE WAS RIGHT.

WOW. [laughs]

CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THAT.

- WILL YOU DO ME A FAVOR? - YEAH.

- I DON'T WANNA GIVE THIS TO CARLTON,

BUT IT GOES WITH THE NECKLACE I GAVE HER.

- TO WHO? - CARLTON.

I GAVE HER A NECKLACE, AND THAT GOES TO IT.

KEEP IT.

- THAT'S SILLY.

- OKAY.

- GIVE THAT TO HER, 'CAUSE IT GOES WITH IT.

THAT'S THE OTHER HALF OF IT. - WHAT?

- OH, NO, NOTHING. - I'LL JUST KEEP IT.

- IT'S THE CROWN TO A SKULL I GAVE HER.

- YEAH, I KNOW. OF COURSE I'LL GIVE IT TO HER.

- BUT I DON'T-- I HAVE NO USE FOR THAT.

IT GOES WITH THE NECKLACE I GAVE HER.

- OH, THAT'S SO SWEET.

- SO I'LL LET YOU DO IT. I'LL LET YOU DO THAT.

- OKAY. - OKAY.

- WHAT IS IT?

- IT'S A--IT'S A RING.

- FOR WHO? - FOR CARLTON.

- HA. - WHO'S THAT DRIVER IN THERE?

- HEY, WAIT, WAIT. I HAVE THIS FOR YOU.

THIS IS FROM KYLE.

IT GOES WITH THE NECKLACE THAT SHE GAVE YOU.

SHE ASKED--SHE JUST ASKED ME TO GIVE IT TO YOU.

SO...MEANS YOU'RE THE QUEEN FOR THE DAY.

- WOW! OKAY.

- I DON'T-- I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF IT.

I DON'T KNOW.

- IF IT WAS A PEACE OFFERING,

THEN KYLE SHOULD HAVE THE BALLS

TO COME UP TO ME AND GIVE ME THE RING

AS A PEACE OFFERING.

IF ANYBODY GETS ANYBODY TO DO THEIR DIRTY WORK,

IT WOULD BE KYLE.

- THAT'S WEIRD. - WHY?

- WELL, THAT NECKLACE WAS BLUE, WASN'T IT?

- IT WAS A SKULL.

- BUT IT GOES WITH. - OH, OKAY.

- YOU SURE YOU WANNA TAKE IT, OR...

- IF YOU DON'T WANNA TAKE IT, I'LL KEEP IT.

- YEAH, ONE OF YOU GUYS KEEP IT.

- ALL RIGHT.

I MEAN, IT'S A GIFT. I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD KEEP IT.

- I CAN'T, YOU KNOW. I'M SORRY, I REALLY CAN'T.

- REALLY? - YEAH.

- WELL, THEN GIVE IT BACK TO HER.

- I DON'T WANNA BE THE MIDDLE MAN IN THIS,

'CAUSE I'LL JUST KEEP IT AND WEAR IT.

- WELL, THEN YOU GIVE IT BACK TO HER.

- ALL RIGHT, I'LL GIVE IT BACK TO HER.

THIS IS [bleep] RIDICULOUS.

LISA WILL ALWAYS JUST INSERT HERSELF

IN SOMETHING THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO [bleep] DO WITH HER.

IT'S ANNOYING. IT'S LIKE, GUESS WHAT.

THAT'S NOT WHAT IT IS. LIKE, SHUT UP.

- DOES IT GO WITH THE NECKLACE? - NO.

- KYLE!

- MAYBE I'M MISSING SOMETHING.

WHAT DOES A GOLD RING HAVE TO DO WITH A BLUE NECKLACE?

I MEAN, IS SHE GONNA GIVE HER HER WHOLE BLOODY JEWELRY BOX?

I DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.

WASN'T IT A BLUE SKULL OR SOMETHING?

WELL, MAYBE IT'S A PEACE OFFERING.

- YOU KNOW-- - HAVE YOUR PEACE OFFERING.

IT MIGHT BE A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

MIGHT BE, CARLTON.

- IT TAKES MORE THAN A GIFT. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

- WELL, TRY. IT'S A START.

- I'M NOT DOING THIS IN HERE.

- THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO START IT. YOU'VE GOTTA DO IT.

- I DON'T WANT TO. I DON'T.

- WHETHER YOU DO IT HERE, YOU HAVE TO DO IT.

- THAT'S OKAY, BUT I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS HERE.

- I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD DO THIS HERE.

- IT MIGHT BE A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

- NO, NO. LISA, IT'S MY DAUGHTER'S GOING-AWAY PARTY.

- YEAH, WE DON'T WANNA DO THAT--

- WE'RE NOT HANDLING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.

- EITHER WAY, WE DON'T WANNA DO THAT HERE.

- NO.

LISA NEEDS TO STAY OUT OF IT.

BECAUSE UNCONSCIOUSLY

SHE'S BEEN INTIMIDATING THE GIRLS IN THIS GROUP.

OR AT LEAST I THINK

IT'S SOMETHING SHE DOES UNCONSCIOUSLY.

MAYBE SHE DOES IT CONSCIOUSLY.

BUT I FIND IT EXHAUSTING.

- PRETTY GIRL...

I'M GIVING THIS BACK TO YOU.

- WHAT HAPPENED? - [laughing]

SHE CAN'T ACCEPT IT.

- COMING UP...

- IT WAS SEEN AS A PEACE OFFERING TONIGHT,

WASN'T IT? - WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER.

YOU SAID IT'S GOLD, IT DOESN'T MATCH WITH BLUE.

THAT'S WHAT BRANDI SAID YOU SAID.

- NO, NO, NO, NO. WHAT?

- CARLTON SAID SHE CAN'T POSSIBLY ACCEPT THIS.

AND I SAID, "IT MATCHES THE NECKLACE THAT--"

- IT'S THE CROWN TO THE SKULL I GAVE HER.

- RIGHT. UM... - RIGHT?

- BUT LISA POINTED OUT

THAT THE NECKLACE YOU GAVE HER WAS BLUE,

AND IT DOESN'T EVEN MATCH.

SO WHY WOULD SHE WANT IT?

- BUT WHY WOULD LISA SAY THAT?

- YOU TELL ME.

- FEELS LIKE TO ME THAT LISA'S TRYING TO STIR UP TROUBLE

BY SAYING THAT TO CARLTON.

BUT THAT'S WHAT SHE DOES.

SHE'S SNEAKY.

- IT WAS HIGHLY UNCOMFORTABLE. SHE DOESN'T WANT IT.

LISA SAYS IT DOESN'T MATCH.

I'LL TAKE IT. - THANKS, LISA.

- WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO THAT? - YEAH, I WOULD.

- I THINK LISA'S TRYING TO STIR THE POT,

AND SHE DOESN'T NEED TO MEDDLE IN EVERYONE'S [bleep] BUSINESS.

I HATE IT.

- WHY'S LISA'S SAYING, "WHY WOULD SHE WANT THIS?

IT DOESN'T GO WITH IT"? THAT'S SO ODD.

HOW DOES SHE KNOW? IT GOES WITH IT.

- SHE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND. YOU ASK HER.

- SHE'S YOUR BEST FRIEND.

- ASK HER TOMORROW WHEN SHE CALLS YOU. GOOD!

HI, YO-YO! - HI, GUYS.

- HOW ARE YOU? - HEY.

- HOW WAS--HOW'S GIGI? IS SHE HAVING FUN?

- SHE'S GOOD. I JUST WANTED TO FIND HER.

YEAH.

I WANNA FIND HER BECAUSE I WANNA KEEP IT ABOUT HER.

- YEAH. - ABSOLUTELY.

- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. - PUT AN END TO THE DRAMA.

- ABSO--NO! - OKAY, I'LL GO WITH YOU.

- OKAY, THEN.

- WHY DID--I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU SAID TO CARLTON?

- WHAT I SAID TO CARLTON?

- SEE, SO I--

- SHE GAVE--BRANDI GAVE HER A RING OR SOMETHING FROM YOU.

- NO, AT THE RED, WHITE, AND BLUE PARTY,

I HAD ON-- IT WAS A GOLD CHAIN.

- MM-HMM. - AND A BLUE--

IT WAS CARVED. - YEAH, AND YOU GAVE IT TO HER.

- YEAH. I GAVE IT TO HER.

- IT WAS BLUE, AND YOU GAVE IT TO HER.

- SO WHEN I GOT HOME... - MM-HMM.

- LATER, I REALIZE THAT THAT GOLD CROWN,

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SLIDE IT ON THE CHAIN

AND IT LIKE SITS ON TOP OF THE SKULL.

- I KNOW, BUT IT WAS SEEN AS A PEACE OFFERING TONIGHT,

WASN'T IT? - WELL, IT DOESN'T MATTER.

YOU SAID, "IT'S GOLD, IT DOESN'T MATCH WITH BLUE."

THAT'S WHAT BRANDI SAID YOU SAID.

- NO, NO, NO, NO. WHAT?

- BRANDI SAID THAT YOU SAID-- - NO, I--NO, NO.

I DIDN'T SAY THAT. - IT DOESN'T EVEN MATCH.

IT'S BLUE, IT'S GOLD. WHY WOULD SHE WANT THAT?

- I SAID, "DOES THIS GO WITH IT?"

AND SHE SAID, "NO, IT DOESN'T."

THAT'S WEIRD. - WHY?

- WELL, THAT NECKLACE WAS BLUE, WASN'T IT?

WASN'T IT A BLUE SKULL OR SOMETHING?

WHY WOULD BRANDI EVEN BOTHER TO REPEAT THAT?

THAT WAS AN INNOCUOUS, INANE REMARK.

JUST STATING THE FACTS--

WHAT DOES A RING HAVE TO DO WITH A NECKLACE?

WHY ARE WE TRYING TO CREATE A PROBLEM HERE?

I SAID, "IT'S A PEACE OFFERING. A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION."

- YOU KNOW WHAT, IT WASN'T EVEN THAT,

TO BE HONEST, LISA. - WHAT IS IT?

- I DON'T WANT THAT EVEN THERE. IT'S PART OF IT.

EVERY TIME I LOOK AT THAT,

I'M GONNA REMEMBER THE BLUE NECK--

I DON'T WANT ANY ASSOCIATION WITH HER.

- COME ON, LET'S BE HONEST. YOU COULD THROW IT IN THE BIN.

IT WAS THE POINT THAT YOU--

- I COULD, BUT I DON'T WANNA THROW IT IN THE BIN.

IT'S NICE JEWELRY.

I COULD THROW THESE IN THE BIN TOO.

- NO, BUT IT CAME FROM A PLACE OF TRYING TO MAKE IT BETTER.

- WELL, YEAH, I DON'T WANNA BE IN A NEGATIVE SPACE.

- YEAH. - DO I WANNA BE HER FRIEND?

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

HERE SHE IS TELLING CARLTON,

"THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT GOES WITH THE NECKLACE.

DON'T TAKE IT."

AND THEN SHE'S COMING OVER TO ME AND SAYING,

"OH, BUT THAT WAS A GESTURE ON YOUR PART, RIGHT?"

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, PLAYING BOTH SIDES LIKE THIS?

DON'T PLAY THESE GAMES.

- WELL, THAT'S GOOD. - I DON'T WANNA BE--

I DON'T WANNA BE FRIENDS. HOW ABOUT THAT?

- THANK YOU FOR THE RING. WE'RE GOOD. FINE.

HELLO? - IT'S NOT A RING.

IT'S THE CROWN OF THE SKULL.

- WELL, THE CROWN OF THE SKULL, WHATEVER.

LET'S NOT DO THIS AGAIN. COME ON.

COME ON!

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND IT,

WHY PEOPLE MAKE THINGS SO BLOODY COMPLICATED.

I KINDA THINK THAT, YOU KNOW,

MAYBE I'M A MAN IN A WOMAN'S BODY

AND THEY FORGOT TO GIVE ME THE DICK

WHEN THEY WERE DOLING THEM OUT,

BECAUSE I DON'T GET IT.

- EXCUSE ME. - UM...

- AND THEN WE'LL COME BACK OUT.

- WELL, I'M JUST GONNA HOLD ON TO THIS FOR A WHILE.

- GIVE IT TO ME.

I DIDN'T SAY IT DOESN'T GO WITH IT.

- WHY?

YEAH, YOU DID. - NO, I DIDN'T.

SHE SAID, "DOES--" I SAID, "DOES IT GO WITH IT,

THE BLUE THING?"

AND SHE SAID, "NO, IT DOESN'T." THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WAS SAID.

- YOU SAID, "IT DOESN'T EVEN GO WITH THE NECKLACE SHE GOT HER."

- NO, I DIDN'T. NO, I DIDN'T.

I SAID, "DOES IT GO WITH IT?"

- THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID.

- OKAY, BRANDI.

- I'M SAYING THAT YOU SAID, "WHY IS SHE GIVING THIS TO YOU?"

- YEAH. WHY IS SHE?

- BECAUSE IT WAS PART OF HER NECKLACE.

- THIS IS A PEACE OFFERING.

- NO, IT'S A PART OF HER NECKLACE.

- IT'S A PEACE OFFERING. - I DON'T EVEN KNOW!

- WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHAT IT WAS?

- I'M NOT INVOLVED IN THIS! - YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

- WELL, LET'S GET SOME... DESSERT.

- WE FORGOT TO GIVE GIGI HER CAKE.

- THANK GOD. LET US EAT CAKE.

- AWW. - GIGI, DON'T GO!

- YOU PUT ME ON IT? - YES!

- CHANGE YOUR MIND!

- SCHEANA DID IT. IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

MAKE A WISH. - MAKE A WISH?

- A WISH FOR YOUR TRIP TO NEW YORK.

I GUESS NOT TRIP... - TRIP?

- YOUR MOVE. - MOVE.

OKAY.

ONE MORE.

[cheers and applause]

- YAY!

- MWAH!

- I HAVE 'EM IN MY BAG.

YES? - AH.

- WHERE'S MAURICIO?

I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE HE WASN'T HERE.

- OH, THAT'S NICE. I'LL TELL HIM.

HE'S ACTUALLY IN CABO. - WELL, I DID IN THE BEGINNING.

WHERE IS HE? - HE'S IN CABO.

- DOING WHAT?

- WE'RE OPENING AN AGENCY IN MEXICO.

- OH, REALLY? - YEAH.

- BACK TO HIS ROOTS. - BACK TO HIS ROOTS. EXACTLY.

- WOW.

- SO, YEAH.

I HAVE TO GET SOME THINGS IN PUERTO RICO.

- LIKE WHAT?

- LIKE BATHING SUITS AND DRESSES.

- GET SOME THINGS FOR PUERTO RICO.

- YEAH. - OH, OKAY.

- NO. FOR PUERTO RICO.

- MAYBE I'LL COME TO YOUR SHOP TOMORROW.

I NEED A COUPLE OF LONG DRESSES OR SOMETHING.

- YEAH. LET'S MEET TOMORROW. - OKAY.

WHERE'S, UH, JOYCE?

- JOYCE'S DAD DIED YESTERDAY. - WHAT?

- HER FATHER PASSED AWAY.

- OH, NO!

- YESTERDAY, JOYCE CALLED ME

TO TELL ME THAT HER FATHER PASSED AWAY,

AND I THOUGHT MAYBE SOME OF THE WOMEN

WOULD WANNA REACH OUT TO HER.

- I DIDN'T KNOW JOYCE'S DAD DIED.

THAT'S HORRIBLE.

- JOYCE'S DAD DIED? - THAT'S WHAT THEY JUST SAID.

- OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE KIDDING.

- I JUST KNEW SHE WAS CANCELLING ON EVENTS,

BUT I DIDN'T KNOW WHY.

- AND IS SHE STILL GOING TO PUERTO RICO, OR NO?

- I DON'T KNOW.

IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO ANY MEMBER OF MY FAMILY,

I WOULD BE IN A STRAITJACKET FOR MONTHS.

I FEEL HORRIBLE.

I FEEL LIKE, IF THAT'S THE CASE,

WE SHOULD...

MAYBE NOT GO.

- ON THE TRIP? YEAH, MAYBE WE SHOULD CANCEL.

- COMING UP...

- WE NEVER DID TALK ABOUT THAT DAY,

AND THE REASON I WANNA SAY IS NOT TO MAKE IT WORSE,

IT'S SO WE CAN MOVE FORWARD.

- OH, MY GOD, I THOUGHT WE HAD.

- THIS IS THE HARDEST, FROM BEING ON OUR DIET.

- I HAVE TO HAVE A BIT FOR GOOD LUCK THOUGH.

- UM...

- MOMMY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A LITTLE BITE WITH ME.

- MM-MM. - YES, YOU ARE.

- I--OKAY.

YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE BITE. I'LL GIVE YOU A LITTLE BITE.

BUT NOT TOO BIG. NO, THAT'S TOO BIG.

HALF OF THAT.

GIGI'S IN CHARGE OF HER OWN DIET.

BUT TO BE ON YOUR BEST WEIGHT,

YOU GOTTA MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICES.

THIS IS YOU.

YOU KNOW WHAT, GIGI? I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH BREAD.

I'LL DO--I'LL DO THIS.

HOW IS IT?

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT.

- IT'S SO GOOD.

- I'LL SHOW YOU SOME OF THESE, WHICH I LIKE.

- I'M EXCITED, RIGHT? - WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN.

THIS--THESE, UM, ARE CAMILLA.

AND THESE ARE EXCLUSIVE TO MY STORE.

I'M OBSESSED WITH THESE.

- THIS IS CUTE TOO, ISN'T IT? - YES.

I JUST LIKE THESE KIND FABRICS FOR GOING, YOU KNOW,

SOMEPLACE LIKE PUERTO RICO.

- AND I QUITE LIKE THIS SWIMMING--

SO JOYCE INFORMED US THAT HER FATHER HAD PASSED AWAY

AND THAT SHE STILL WANTED TO GO AHEAD WITH THE TRIP.

I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE'S GOING TO DEAL WITH IT,

BUT EVERYBODY DEALS WITH GRIEF DIFFERENTLY.

AND I THINK, RIGHT NOW, IT'S NOT ABOUT US.

IT'S ABOUT HER, AND WE HAVE TO SUPPORT HER.

END OF STORY.

- ACTUALLY I WANNA TRY THIS TOO MYSELF.

SORRY, THERE'S ONLY ONE LEFT.

[laughing] - OH, THAT'S WHAT I LIKE.

NICE, SELFLESS.

- AFTER SPEAKING WITH BRANDI,

I REALIZED THAT WITH LISA...

EVEN WHEN SHE'S BEING KIND AND SAYING SOMETHING NICE,

YOU'RE WONDERING, IS THIS GENUINE?

I DON'T WANNA FEEL LIKE THAT WITH MY FRIENDS.

- I REALLY WANT TO GO TO PUERTO RICO

AND HAVE NO BULL[bleep].

- ME TOO. - I THINK I'M TIRED OF IT.

REALLY.

- I JUST FEEL LIKE THERE'S SO MUCH, LIKE...

I DON'T KNOW.

I FEEL LIKE, YOU KNOW...

I MEAN, YOU AND I HAVE OBVIOUSLY HAD OUR PROBLEMS.

- OH, FORGET ABOUT THAT.

- PEOPLE HAVE BEEN COMING TO ME AND SAYING, LIKE,

YOU KNOW, "HOW CAN YOU HAVE A PARTY WITH LISA?"

- WHO SAID THAT? - "HOW'D YOU GUYS DO THAT?"

YOU KNOW... - WHO SAYS THAT?

- PEOPLE.

"HOW'D YOU GUYS JUST DO THAT? DID YOU GUYS--"

- OH, YOLANDA SAYS THAT. DID SHE SAY THAT TO--

- I'M NOT SAYING WHO, I'M JUST SAYING THEY'RE LIKE

LOOKING AT ME LIKE,

"DID YOU GUYS EVER TALK ABOUT ANYTHING SINCE,

YOU KNOW..." - YES!

- "THE WHOLE THING THAT HAPPENED?"

I MEAN, I'M CERTAINLY NOT GONNA TELL LISA.

BUT CLEARLY YOLANDA AND BRANDI HAVE VALID POINTS.

- I SAID THAT SO LONG AGO.

AND ONE THING THAT'S REMAINED REALLY--

- AND THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT WHAT--

THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE ARGUMENT BEFORE.

THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT SINCE THEN.

LIKE, THE ACCUSATIONS WITH MAURICIO.

- SINCE WHAT?

- LIKE, THE STUFF WITH MAURICIO, THE ACCUSATIONS

- THIS IS WHERE THE RUMOR COMES

THAT HE'S BEEN SEEN WITH A YOUNGER WOMAN.

[laughing]

- WILL YOU STOP THAT? I'M SERIOUS.

I DON'T WANNA KEEP DOING THAT.

THE REASON I WANNA--

- MY GOD, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW SUPPORTIVE

KEN AND I HAVE BEEN OVER THIS WHOLE--

- LISTEN, CAN I-- - I AM ON MAURICIO'S SIDE.

- CAN I SAY SOMETHING? CAN I SAY SOMETHING?

- FORGET IT, IT'S DONE. - WE NEVER DID TALK ABOUT THAT.

AND THE REASON I WANNA SAY IS NOT TO MAKE IT WORSE,

IT'S SO WE CAN MOVE FORWARD.

BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? - BUT I HAVE MOVED FORWARD.

- BUT I WANT TO BE ABLE TO TOO.

- OH, MY GOD, I THOUGHT WE HAD.

- NO, LISTEN.

MY POINT IS IT WAS HURTFUL, IT HURT ME,

AND I JUST WANNA ACKNOWLEDGE THAT

AND TALK ABOUT IT, AND THEN MOVE ON.

AND I'M NOT KIDDING. I'M NOT GONNA BRING IT UP.

I DON'T WANNA KEEP GOING ON AND ON AND ON ABOUT IT.

- OH, I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. - THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID.

- I THOUGHT WE WERE OKAY. I CAN'T DO IT, KYLE.

- I WANT TO HEAR LISA TELL ME SHE'S SORRY.

I DON'T WANNA HEAR,

"OH, WE'VE DONE THIS, WE'VE DONE THIS,"

AND BRUSHING IT UNDER THE CARPET.

NO.

THIS IS WHAT MAKES ME SO...UPSET.

I NEED TO HEAR SHE'S SORRY.

- I DON'T NEED TO JUSTIFY MY POSITION.

YOU WOULD NEVER FIND AGAIN ANOTHER FRIEND

THAT WAS MORE LOYAL TO YOU THAN I WAS,

AND DON'T FORGET THAT, MISSY.

- NEXT TIME, ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS...

- THIS IS WHY WE CAME.

- HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS!

- LOOK AT THIS GORGEOUS WATER. OH, MY GOSH!

- AYE-YI-YI.

ALL OF A SUDDEN,

YOU WERE MOVING AWAY FROM ME

AND MOVING BACK TOWARDS KYLE.

- YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M REALLY UPSET.

- LISA, WALKING AWAY IS NOT GONNA SOLVE ANYTHING.

- WELL, I DON'T WANNA STAY.

- IT'S ALL CLEAR THAT KYLE NEEDS TO KNOW THE TRUTH.

- IF THAT'S THE TRUTH,

IT IS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING YOU CAN DO.

- INSTEAD OF, LIKE, HEARING TWO THINGS

FROM TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE, I WANNA KNOW.

- THIS IS A [bleep] SABOTAGE ATTACK.

- I'M TIRED OF YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH!

YOU'RE A BIG, STUBBORN, OLD MAN!

SHUT UP! - SERIOUSLY.

- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

- EVEN BRANDI.

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