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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,767 --> 00:00:04,197 female announcer: PREVIOUSLY, 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:05,500 ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 3 00:00:05,500 --> 00:00:08,100 - I WANT A ROOM IN THE HOUSE WHERE I CAN LOCK THE DOOR 4 00:00:08,100 --> 00:00:11,070 AND COMPLETELY HAVE NO INHIBITIONS WHATSOEVER. 5 00:00:11,066 --> 00:00:12,696 - YOU CAN TELL ME EXACTLY WHERE YOU WANT THE POLE. 6 00:00:12,700 --> 00:00:13,770 - YAY! - OH, I'LL TELL YOU 7 00:00:13,767 --> 00:00:16,097 WHERE I WANT IT. [laughter] 8 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:18,700 - KIMBERLY'S GRADUATING. 9 00:00:18,700 --> 00:00:22,530 THIS IS BY FAR ONE OF THE PROUDEST DAYS OF MY LIFE. 10 00:00:22,533 --> 00:00:25,303 MM, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 11 00:00:25,300 --> 00:00:26,630 SORRY. 12 00:00:26,633 --> 00:00:28,533 - JOYCE IS COMING TONIGHT. 13 00:00:28,533 --> 00:00:30,473 - I DIDN'T ACTUALLY REALIZE SHE WAS COMING. 14 00:00:30,467 --> 00:00:32,067 - [laughs] 15 00:00:32,066 --> 00:00:33,496 - [sighs] 16 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:35,170 - I'M HOPING JOYCE AND BRANDI 17 00:00:35,166 --> 00:00:37,166 COULD SORT OUT THEIR DIFFERENCES. 18 00:00:37,166 --> 00:00:39,096 - FOR NO REASON, YOU WERE BEING A BULLY. 19 00:00:39,100 --> 00:00:40,700 - I WAS NOT BULLYING YOU. - YES, YOU WERE. 20 00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:42,630 YOU'RE A SMART GIRL. DON'T ACT LIKE A BIMBO. 21 00:00:42,633 --> 00:00:44,103 YOU'RE JUST BLONDE, BUT YOU'RE NOT A BIMBO. 22 00:00:44,100 --> 00:00:45,570 - SHUT THE [bleep] UP! 23 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:47,067 - [bleep]. 24 00:00:47,066 --> 00:00:48,296 - YOU GO [bleep] YOURSELF. [bleep] OFF, BECAUSE I JUST-- 25 00:00:48,300 --> 00:00:50,030 - I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT IT'S JUST-- 26 00:00:50,033 --> 00:00:52,073 IT'S NOT ACCEPTABLE. YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THAT. 27 00:00:52,066 --> 00:00:53,766 - [sighs] 28 00:00:53,767 --> 00:00:55,297 - LOOK, I'M NOT MAKING EXCUSES FOR HER, 29 00:00:55,300 --> 00:00:58,470 BUT SHE HAS BEEN GOING THROUGH A REALLY TOUGH TIME LATELY. 30 00:00:58,467 --> 00:01:01,027 - THAT'S AN EXCUSE. 31 00:01:01,033 --> 00:01:02,603 [upbeat music] 32 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:03,730 - I'M FROM THIS TOWN. 33 00:01:03,734 --> 00:01:08,134 I KNOW WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT'S FAKE. 34 00:01:08,133 --> 00:01:12,703 - DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE MY FRIEND, ACT LIKE ONE. 35 00:01:12,700 --> 00:01:17,730 - IN BEVERLY HILLS, THE HIGHER YOU CLIMB, THE FARTHER YOU FALL. 36 00:01:17,734 --> 00:01:19,534 - EVERYBODY LOVES A COMEBACK STORY, 37 00:01:19,533 --> 00:01:23,033 ESPECIALLY STARRING ME. 38 00:01:23,033 --> 00:01:27,633 - IN MY WORLD, MONEY DOESN'T TALK, IT SWEARS. 39 00:01:27,633 --> 00:01:30,433 - YOU COULD NEVER BE TOO YOUNG, TOO THIN, OR TOO HONEST. 40 00:01:32,266 --> 00:01:36,296 - LIFE IS A SEXY, LITTLE DANCE, AND I LIKE TO TAKE LEAD. 41 00:01:49,567 --> 00:01:51,967 - KYLE PICKED THIS PLACE. 42 00:01:51,967 --> 00:01:54,467 - WELL, LET'S SEE. - OH, HERE WE GO. 43 00:01:54,467 --> 00:01:55,967 - HOW ARE YOU? 44 00:01:55,967 --> 00:01:57,097 - KIM, I THINK YOU SIT HERE, 45 00:01:57,100 --> 00:01:58,170 AND I'LL GO OVER HERE, 'CAUSE-- 46 00:01:58,166 --> 00:01:59,166 - WAIT, KIMBERLY NEEDS-- - YOU GO. 47 00:01:59,166 --> 00:02:01,426 - NO, YOUR DAY. YOU SIT. 48 00:02:01,433 --> 00:02:03,473 ALTHOUGH KIMBERLY GRADUATED AWHILE AGO, 49 00:02:03,467 --> 00:02:05,497 HER GRADUATION PARTY'S TONIGHT. 50 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,300 I WANTED TO PICK JUST THE RIGHT TIME 51 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:08,970 TO HONOR ALL HER HARD WORK. 52 00:02:08,967 --> 00:02:10,927 - I NEED TO GET A BIKINI WAX. - MM. 53 00:02:10,934 --> 00:02:13,034 OH, I JUST HAD ONE. 54 00:02:13,033 --> 00:02:14,503 - YOU DID? - YEP. 55 00:02:14,500 --> 00:02:16,300 - GOOD. - SO CUTE. 56 00:02:16,300 --> 00:02:18,030 - CUTE? - MINE'S SO CUTE. 57 00:02:18,033 --> 00:02:19,603 [laughs] - WHAT'D YOU DO TO IT? 58 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:22,530 - I JUST--YOU KNOW, I JUST HAD MY WIENER WAXED. 59 00:02:22,533 --> 00:02:25,173 - SHUT UP! YOU CANNOT CALL IT A "WIENER." 60 00:02:25,166 --> 00:02:27,566 - WELL, I DID, WHATEVER. MY WIENER IS WAXED. 61 00:02:27,567 --> 00:02:30,067 - WOULD YOU TELL YOUR MOM TO STOP CALLING IT A "WIENER"? 62 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:32,196 - IT'S EMBARRASSING. WE'RE IN FRONT OF PEOPLE, MOM. 63 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:34,030 - YOU DON'T HAVE A WIENER, SO YOU CAN'T SAY "A WIENER." 64 00:02:34,033 --> 00:02:36,233 - WOULD YOU LIKE THE OTHER WORD? "VAGINA." 65 00:02:36,233 --> 00:02:40,433 [both laughing] 66 00:02:40,433 --> 00:02:42,433 - WELL, I CALL IT A "TWEETER." 67 00:02:42,433 --> 00:02:44,033 - YOU CAN'T CALL IT A "TWEETER" 'CAUSE NOW THERE'S TWITTER. 68 00:02:44,033 --> 00:02:45,433 - WELL, NOW THERE'S TWITTER, AND IT RUINED EVERYTHING, 69 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:48,033 BUT STILL CALL IT MY TWEETER. - YOU CAN'T CALL--WHATEVER. 70 00:02:48,033 --> 00:02:49,333 [both laughing] 71 00:02:49,333 --> 00:02:51,933 - KIM'S CALLING IT A "WEINER." I CALL IT A "TWEETER." 72 00:02:51,934 --> 00:02:53,934 I MEAN, GOD FORBID, WE WOULD ACTUALLY CALL IT A-- 73 00:02:53,934 --> 00:02:55,574 [mouthing word] 74 00:02:55,567 --> 00:02:58,367 'CAUSE I HATE THAT WORD. IT'S SO GROSS. [laughs] 75 00:02:58,367 --> 00:02:59,997 - DO YOU DO BIKINI EXTENSIONS? 76 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:02,030 - OH, MY GOD. [laughter] 77 00:03:02,033 --> 00:03:04,903 - YOU PUT--YOU, LIKE, BEDAZZLE YOUR TWEETER? 78 00:03:04,900 --> 00:03:06,100 - YEAH. - BASICALLY. 79 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:07,600 - HOW DO YOU BEDAZZLE-- - I TOLD YOU. 80 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:09,070 I JUST HAD MINE FRENCH BRAIDED. - DYE IT. 81 00:03:09,066 --> 00:03:12,896 - DIET? OH, I WAS THINKING D-I-E-T, "DIET." 82 00:03:12,900 --> 00:03:14,530 [laughter] 83 00:03:14,533 --> 00:03:15,873 - MINE'S BEEN ON A DIET FOR A LONG TIME. 84 00:03:15,867 --> 00:03:17,227 [laughter] 85 00:03:17,233 --> 00:03:19,303 IT'S NOT LIKE MINE'S BEEN EATING A WHOLE LOT ANYWAY, 86 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:22,230 SO...THERE. OKAY, WHATEVER. 87 00:03:22,233 --> 00:03:24,173 I MEAN, YOU KNOW. 88 00:03:24,166 --> 00:03:27,426 [knocking] WHATEVER. 89 00:03:27,433 --> 00:03:28,873 - SO HOW NERVOUS ARE YOU ABOUT GETTING A BIKINI WAX? 90 00:03:28,867 --> 00:03:30,127 - WELL, I'M-- I HAVE TO TELL YOU, I'M NOT-- 91 00:03:30,133 --> 00:03:32,433 I-I-I--OBVIOUSLY, I DO THEM REGULARLY, 92 00:03:32,433 --> 00:03:34,433 BUT I--TO ME, IT'S VERY PAINFUL. I HATE IT. 93 00:03:34,433 --> 00:03:36,003 - IT IS? OKAY. - IT'S VERY-- 94 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,070 I'M VERY SENSITIVE DOWN THERE. - SO I'M GONNA GIVE YOU 95 00:03:37,066 --> 00:03:39,896 A COMPANION, AND YOU CAN SQUEEZE HIM. 96 00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:40,900 - HIM? 97 00:03:40,900 --> 00:03:42,430 - PINK OR BROWN? 98 00:03:42,433 --> 00:03:45,133 [both starting and laughing] - MY GOD! 99 00:03:45,133 --> 00:03:49,473 - I HAVE NEVER SEEN A WAXER PULL OUT ONE OF THESE BEFORE. 100 00:03:50,934 --> 00:03:52,434 AND I ONLY HAD THE LITTLE PINK ONE. 101 00:03:52,433 --> 00:03:54,933 [laughs] MINE LOOKED LIKE LIPSTICK. 102 00:03:54,934 --> 00:03:57,104 THERE'S SOMETHING I FOUND IN MY DRAWER. 103 00:03:57,100 --> 00:03:58,230 - YEAH, WHAT IS IT? [vibrator buzzing] 104 00:03:58,233 --> 00:03:59,833 - [laughs] I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW. 105 00:03:59,834 --> 00:04:01,304 I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S FOR YOUR NECK-- 106 00:04:01,300 --> 00:04:03,400 - OH, I THINK IT'S FOR SOMETHING ELSE. 107 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:05,570 [imitating vibrator] [laughs] 108 00:04:05,567 --> 00:04:07,367 - HOW 'BOUT PLIE FOR ME. - WHAT'S A PLIE? 109 00:04:07,367 --> 00:04:09,027 - UH, FROGGY LEGS. HOLD ON. 110 00:04:09,033 --> 00:04:10,603 - [laughs] - FROGGY LEGS, HOLD ON. 111 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:11,600 - OTHER LEG UP. - OTHER ANGLE--WAIT, 112 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:12,900 LET ME START WITH THE TOP. 113 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:14,530 - OOH, GOD! I REALLY DON'T LIKE 114 00:04:14,533 --> 00:04:15,973 THAT SPOT YOU JUST WENT ON. 115 00:04:15,967 --> 00:04:17,497 WHAT IS THAT? OW! 116 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:19,100 - LET ME SEE. - SHUT UP. 117 00:04:19,100 --> 00:04:20,430 KIM, SIT DOWN. I'M GONNA KILL YOU. 118 00:04:20,433 --> 00:04:21,903 - OH, YEAH. YOU DON'T-- - KIM, YOU'RE SO DIS-- 119 00:04:21,900 --> 00:04:23,170 [both laughing] 120 00:04:23,166 --> 00:04:25,196 OW! STOP. - YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THAT. 121 00:04:25,200 --> 00:04:28,300 - "DON'T LOOK." [imitating Kyle's laugh] 122 00:04:28,300 --> 00:04:30,370 - ONE DAY YOU SHOULD TRY TO GET YOUR NOSE DONE. 123 00:04:30,367 --> 00:04:32,427 YOU'LL LOVE IT. - I'VE HAD MY NOSE DONE. 124 00:04:32,433 --> 00:04:35,333 OH, YOU MEAN MY NOSE "DONE"? OH, NO, I DON'T WANT THAT. 125 00:04:35,333 --> 00:04:36,333 KIM NEEDS THAT. I DON'T NEED THAT. 126 00:04:36,333 --> 00:04:37,973 [laughs] 127 00:04:37,967 --> 00:04:40,897 - I'M TRYING TO HELP HER OUT. SHE'S LAYING DOWN THERE. 128 00:04:40,900 --> 00:04:43,430 DO YOU THINK THE LADY WOULD'VE SUGGESTED IT 129 00:04:43,433 --> 00:04:47,303 IF IT LOOKED IN THERE AND LOOKED, LIKE, CLEAR AS A BELL? 130 00:04:47,300 --> 00:04:51,970 NO, SHE LOOKED IN THERE AND SAW OAK TREES. 131 00:04:51,967 --> 00:04:53,997 - YOU'LL LOVE IT. - OKAY. 132 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,870 I'LL DO IT. 133 00:04:55,867 --> 00:04:58,167 OW! NO-- [both laughing] 134 00:04:58,166 --> 00:05:02,266 - YOU JUST CAN'T LAUGH LIKE THAT WITH ANYBODY THAN YOUR SISTER. 135 00:05:02,266 --> 00:05:04,866 I MEAN, IT FEELS REALLY GOOD. 136 00:05:04,867 --> 00:05:08,527 I FEEL WE'VE FINALLY GOTTEN TO A BETTER PLACE, 137 00:05:08,533 --> 00:05:12,273 AND IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. 138 00:05:12,266 --> 00:05:14,266 CASE YOU GET NERVOUS, HOLD THIS. 139 00:05:14,266 --> 00:05:18,196 [both laughing] 140 00:05:32,433 --> 00:05:33,873 - HELLO. 141 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:36,327 - WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL. - [laughs] HELLO. 142 00:05:36,333 --> 00:05:38,333 - THERE SHE IS. - OH, MY [bleep] GOD. 143 00:05:38,333 --> 00:05:41,303 [laughter] I DRANK TOO MUCH TEQUILA. 144 00:05:41,300 --> 00:05:44,470 I BELIEVE THAT EVERY MAN WOULD LOVE TO SEE HIS WOMAN ON A POLE. 145 00:05:44,467 --> 00:05:47,327 SO BEFORE THE POLE DANCING CLASS I HAD A DRINK, 146 00:05:47,333 --> 00:05:49,803 AND IT CERTAINLY WASN'T BECAUSE I WAS NERVOUS OF THE POLE, 147 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,370 ALTHOUGH THAT CAN BE THREATENING. 148 00:05:51,367 --> 00:05:53,827 YAY! - OH, LOOK AT YOU. 149 00:05:53,834 --> 00:05:58,034 DRINKING AND POLE DANCING, THEY DON'T MIX FOR ME... 150 00:05:58,033 --> 00:05:59,773 - OH, LOOK AT THOSE SHOES. 151 00:05:59,767 --> 00:06:02,297 - BUT CARLTON MIGHT HAVE BEEN OVER-SERVED. 152 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:03,430 both: HI. 153 00:06:03,433 --> 00:06:05,433 - LITTLE JEALOUS. 154 00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:08,073 - HI, LADIES. - HELLO. 155 00:06:08,066 --> 00:06:10,866 - WELCOME. HOW MANY POLE VIRGINS? 156 00:06:10,867 --> 00:06:12,167 YES? - [laughs] 157 00:06:12,166 --> 00:06:14,966 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. - YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE. 158 00:06:14,967 --> 00:06:17,897 - [laughs] 159 00:06:17,900 --> 00:06:20,230 - CAN YOU GO UPSIDE DOWN? 160 00:06:20,233 --> 00:06:23,033 - WHOO! - [gasps] 161 00:06:23,033 --> 00:06:24,973 THAT'S REALLY HOT. 162 00:06:24,967 --> 00:06:26,727 - SO... LET'S GET YOU DRESSED. 163 00:06:26,734 --> 00:06:29,374 YOU CAN WEAR ANYTHING THAT MAKES YOU FEEL CUTE, SEXY, HOT. 164 00:06:29,367 --> 00:06:32,367 - THIS [bleep] HOTTIE. LOOK AT YOUR [bleep] BODY. 165 00:06:32,367 --> 00:06:35,067 WHIP IT OFF. - NO! 166 00:06:35,066 --> 00:06:37,726 [laughter] 167 00:06:37,734 --> 00:06:40,034 - I LOVE YOU. - YAY. 168 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,103 - ALL RIGHT. - HI! [laughs] 169 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:42,770 - HI. LET'S GO. 170 00:06:42,767 --> 00:06:43,927 - OH, TARA'S, LIKE-- 171 00:06:43,934 --> 00:06:45,974 YOU JUST--WAIT. - I'M READY. 172 00:06:45,967 --> 00:06:47,327 [British accent] I'M READY. 173 00:06:47,333 --> 00:06:49,733 DON'T BREAK YOUR PERFECT LITTLE NOSEY. 174 00:06:49,734 --> 00:06:52,134 DON'T BREAK IT ON THE POLE. PBBT. 175 00:06:52,133 --> 00:06:54,273 [laughs] 176 00:06:54,266 --> 00:06:57,166 GO TO YOUR POLE. - NO, I'VE GOT MY POLE. 177 00:06:57,166 --> 00:06:59,396 - OH, MY. [laughs] 178 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:02,400 - THEY ALL--YOU CAN FEEL THE LITTLE SHIFT. 179 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:04,230 THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ALL HAVE THE OPTION OF THESE-- 180 00:07:04,233 --> 00:07:05,933 - ARE WE SHIFTING? - YES, DARLING. 181 00:07:05,934 --> 00:07:07,334 - I'M A SHAPESHIFTER. - YOU'RE A SHAPESHIFTER? 182 00:07:07,333 --> 00:07:08,773 - RIGHT YOU ARE. 183 00:07:08,767 --> 00:07:10,797 I AM NOT A PRUDE, AT ALL. 184 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,330 YAY. - LOOK AT HER. 185 00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:15,033 - I LOVE THE BOD-- ESPECIALLY THE FEMALE BODY. 186 00:07:15,033 --> 00:07:16,133 I LOVE THE FEMALE BODY. 187 00:07:16,133 --> 00:07:18,433 HONESTLY, IT'S A WORK OF ART. 188 00:07:18,433 --> 00:07:20,903 - [laughs] 189 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:23,270 - OH, I HAVE SOMETHING REALLY APPROPRIATE. 190 00:07:23,266 --> 00:07:24,766 - WHOO! - YES, EXCUSE ME. 191 00:07:24,767 --> 00:07:25,997 I FORGOT I WAS WEARING THESE. - WHOO! 192 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,400 - I'M SEEING LACE, SO IT'S ALREADY GOOD. 193 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:28,370 - YES. - [gasps] 194 00:07:28,367 --> 00:07:30,927 - OH, I LOVE IT! [clapping] 195 00:07:30,934 --> 00:07:32,404 - I FORGOT. 196 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,700 - I ENJOYED THE "[bleep] OFF" BOOTY SHORTS. 197 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:36,330 LIKE, "[bleep] OFF" IS GREAT. 198 00:07:36,333 --> 00:07:38,673 I THINK IT SHOULD BE ON ALL CLOTHES ALL THE TIME. 199 00:07:38,667 --> 00:07:40,667 [laughter] 200 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:46,870 - WANT TO MOUNT THAT [bleep] THING. 201 00:07:46,867 --> 00:07:48,797 YEAH. 202 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:52,726 YAY! 203 00:07:52,734 --> 00:07:56,874 - CARLTON AND I, WE'RE BOTH REALLY NONJUDGMENTAL PEOPLE. 204 00:07:56,867 --> 00:07:59,627 WE'RE NOT JUST GONNA CAUSE DRAMA TO FLIP OUT HAIR AROUND 205 00:07:59,633 --> 00:08:01,103 AND BE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING. 206 00:08:01,100 --> 00:08:03,730 [laughs] 207 00:08:03,734 --> 00:08:06,874 - OOH! OH, WOW. 208 00:08:06,867 --> 00:08:08,897 - NICE. YEAH. 209 00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:11,670 TRY IT WITH A LITTLE BIT OF A WALK. 210 00:08:11,667 --> 00:08:14,127 - OH, MY-- OH, MY GOD, REALLY? 211 00:08:14,133 --> 00:08:16,333 [gasps] [women cheering] 212 00:08:16,333 --> 00:08:20,003 - I'VE TAKEN POLE DANCING CLASSES IN THE PAST... 213 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,730 - OH, MY GOD. - OH. 214 00:08:21,734 --> 00:08:24,034 OH, SHE'S BEEN PRACTICING, YOU BIG LIAR. 215 00:08:24,033 --> 00:08:27,133 - BUT I GET VERY, LIKE, SEASICK AND MOTION SICK. 216 00:08:27,133 --> 00:08:28,803 - [laughs] - I'M GETTING DIZZY 217 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,600 WATCHING EVERYONE. 218 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:33,870 I CAN'T SIT IN THE BACK OF CARS. I HAVE SERIOUS PROBLEMS. 219 00:08:33,867 --> 00:08:36,727 SERIOUS "POBLEMS." I CAN'T TALK. 220 00:08:36,734 --> 00:08:37,974 [both laughing] 221 00:08:37,967 --> 00:08:39,667 SO WE HAVE TO GO TO KIM'S? [laughs] 222 00:08:39,667 --> 00:08:41,197 - YEAH. - [laughs] 223 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:42,970 - I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN, WHAT DO WE BRING OVER THERE? 224 00:08:42,967 --> 00:08:44,127 - NO ALCOHOL? 225 00:08:44,133 --> 00:08:45,603 - I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 226 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,300 CARLTON'S VERY CUTE. 227 00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:50,600 SHE WANTED TO BRING ALCOHOL TO A GRADUATION PARTY 228 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:53,770 WHERE KIM'S SOBER AND THE GRADUATOR'S NOT 21 YET. 229 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:56,997 [laughs] WE'LL GET FLOWERS. 230 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,970 - YAY. [both laughing] 231 00:09:09,867 --> 00:09:12,127 - I THOUGHT WE WERE PUTTING CUSHIONS ALONG THE BACK. 232 00:09:12,133 --> 00:09:15,573 AND THEN THESE LITTLE OTTOMANS-- HERE'S ANOTHER LITTLE TABLE. 233 00:09:15,567 --> 00:09:16,997 HELLO? 234 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,630 YEAH, JUST CALL AND GIVE THEM THE CARD NUMBER. 235 00:09:18,633 --> 00:09:21,233 THIS CAN'T JUST SIT THERE. IT LOOKS REALLY UGLY. 236 00:09:21,233 --> 00:09:23,033 - IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. - I'M-- 237 00:09:23,033 --> 00:09:25,273 - I PROMISE YOU. - WELL, SO FAR, HONESTLY... 238 00:09:25,266 --> 00:09:26,766 - IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. - YOU--NO, LIKE, 239 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,297 I DON'T HAVE MY FOUNTAINS. - WE'RE GONNA-- 240 00:09:28,300 --> 00:09:30,700 WE GOT MORE FOUNTAINS COMING. I THINK IT'LL BE PERFECT. 241 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:31,930 - AND MY FIRE--MY-- - GONNA BE PERFECT. 242 00:09:31,934 --> 00:09:33,074 - MY PHOTO BOOTH. 243 00:09:33,066 --> 00:09:34,596 AAH! 244 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:36,130 I'M PANICKING. 245 00:09:36,133 --> 00:09:38,533 WE'RE NOT READY. I'M NOT READY. 246 00:09:38,533 --> 00:09:41,003 I CAME UP WITH THIS AMAZING THEME IDEA. 247 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,600 MAYBE WE DO COACHELLA STYLE ON MY SISTER KATHY'S BIG FIELD, 248 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:45,630 AND HAVE ALL THE KIDS COME... 249 00:09:45,633 --> 00:09:47,003 OH, MY GOSH. 250 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,770 AND THEN KATHY SAID YES, AND THEN, OOP, 251 00:09:48,767 --> 00:09:50,597 KATHY'S GOING TO BUCKINGHAM PALACE. 252 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:54,070 THIS IS NOT FUN RIGHT NOW. WILL YOU PUT THIS OUTSIDE? 253 00:09:54,066 --> 00:09:56,026 AND KIMBERLY'S LIKE, "I JUST WANT TO BE HOME, 254 00:09:56,033 --> 00:09:57,703 AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH." 255 00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:59,270 OKAY, IF NOT, I'LL KEEP THESE. - OKAY. 256 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,566 - IN CASE. - ALL RIGHT. 257 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:01,697 - LEAVE THESE IN CASE. - OKAY. 258 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:05,030 - I'LL TAKE THESE IN CASE. [laughter] 259 00:10:05,033 --> 00:10:06,873 OH, MY GOSH! 260 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:08,097 announcer: COMING UP... 261 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:10,900 - SOME GROSS GUY JUST SENT ME A PICTURE OF HIS PENIS. 262 00:10:10,900 --> 00:10:12,570 THAT IS DISGUSTING. 263 00:10:12,567 --> 00:10:14,167 - DON'T SEND ME ANY DICK PICS, ANYBODY. 264 00:10:14,166 --> 00:10:16,866 - [coughing] OH, MY GOD. 265 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:23,000 [indistinct chatter] 266 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,000 - HI. 267 00:10:26,567 --> 00:10:28,767 - WE NEED SOME DECORATIONS ON THIS SIDE OF THAT. 268 00:10:28,767 --> 00:10:30,867 IF I WASN'T SOBER TODAY, 269 00:10:30,867 --> 00:10:33,727 I HONESTLY THINK IT COULD'VE JUST DESTROYED EVERYTHING. 270 00:10:38,066 --> 00:10:39,196 LOOK WHAT I HAVE. 271 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,100 - HI, LOOK AT YOU. 272 00:10:41,100 --> 00:10:43,700 - MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER, HER GRADUATION. 273 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:44,830 - WHERE'S WHITNEY? 274 00:10:44,834 --> 00:10:46,534 - WHITNEY IS ON HER WAY, I THINK. 275 00:10:46,533 --> 00:10:48,003 - THESE ARE THE GOOD THINGS I HAVE. 276 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:49,830 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 277 00:10:49,834 --> 00:10:53,004 HI. - HI, LOOK AT YOU! 278 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,570 - HI, BEAUTIFUL. HOW ARE YOU? - OH, MY GOODNESS, I LOVE THIS. 279 00:10:56,567 --> 00:10:59,127 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 280 00:10:59,133 --> 00:11:00,533 HEY. 281 00:11:00,533 --> 00:11:03,603 - COME HERE. I LOVE YOU. GOD, I MISSED YOU. 282 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,800 - [laughs] 283 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:06,970 - CAN YOU TELL WE MISS YOU? 284 00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,467 - I KNOW, YOU MISS ME OR SOMETHING? 285 00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:09,697 - YOU'RE SO PRETTY. - WELL, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HOME 286 00:11:09,700 --> 00:11:11,200 HARDLY AT ALL THIS LAST WEEK. both: MWAH. 287 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:12,570 - HOW ARE YOU? 288 00:11:12,567 --> 00:11:14,427 - UGH, OH, MY GOD. - OKAY. I'M GOOD. 289 00:11:14,433 --> 00:11:15,703 IT'S FUN TO GET OUT OF A SPORTS CAR. 290 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:16,830 - [laughs] 291 00:11:16,834 --> 00:11:18,934 - SHOULD WE GET A HAMBURGER? - [gasps] YES. 292 00:11:18,934 --> 00:11:20,474 - BEEF BURGERS AND TURKEY BURGERS. 293 00:11:20,467 --> 00:11:22,767 - I WILL HAVE A BEEF BURGER, BUT WITH NO CHEESE, PLEASE. 294 00:11:22,767 --> 00:11:25,627 - I WANT A BEEF BURGER WITH EVERYTHING ON IT. 295 00:11:25,633 --> 00:11:27,003 [gasps] YUMMY. - WITH EVERYTHING? 296 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,730 [text alert] 297 00:11:28,734 --> 00:11:30,704 - WHAT? - SOME GROSS GUY 298 00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:32,170 JUST SENT ME A PICTURE OF HIS PENIS, 299 00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:34,496 AND I'M SORRY, BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM. 300 00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:35,600 - [laughs] 301 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,130 - THAT IS DISGUSTING! 302 00:11:37,133 --> 00:11:38,973 I LIKE--I HAVE A THING AGAINST DICK PICS. 303 00:11:38,967 --> 00:11:40,727 I DO NOT LIKE THEM. - [laughs] 304 00:11:40,734 --> 00:11:42,704 - ARE YOU JOKING? - IS IT GROSS? 305 00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:44,100 - IT'S DISGUSTING. 306 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:46,600 - DON'T SEND ME ANY DICK PICS, ANYBODY, PLEASE. 307 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,730 DON'T WANT THEM. I WANT TO LOOK AT ONE. 308 00:11:48,734 --> 00:11:50,704 BIG DICK, THAT'S IT. 309 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:51,830 - I'VE NEVER EVEN KISSED THIS GUY. 310 00:11:51,834 --> 00:11:52,874 - I WAS MORTIFIED. - WHY DOES HE THINK I WANT 311 00:11:52,867 --> 00:11:54,097 TO SEE A PICTURE OF HIS PENIS? 312 00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:57,430 - ONE WITH CHEESE. - I'M--OH--WITH--THANK YOU. 313 00:11:57,433 --> 00:11:58,903 - YEAH, WE'RE JUST TALKING. - SEE OUR PIÑA COLADAS? 314 00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:01,470 THEY'RE VIRGINS. 315 00:12:01,467 --> 00:12:02,997 both: HI, BABY. - WHERE'S YOUR MOM? 316 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,600 - I DON'T KNOW-- I DON'T KNOW. 317 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,700 - OH! - OH, MY GOSH. 318 00:12:06,700 --> 00:12:08,930 I FELL OFF--I SWEAR TO GOD, I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN DRINKING. 319 00:12:08,934 --> 00:12:11,634 - IT'S THE SPINNING, I SWEAR. - OH. 320 00:12:11,633 --> 00:12:13,873 - I USED TO GET LIKE THIS AFTER MY CLASSES. 321 00:12:13,867 --> 00:12:16,997 I WOULD BE, LIKE, HAVE A, LIKE, NAUSEA ALL DAY. 322 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,370 - YEAH, NO, I ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE I'M GETTING DIZZY. 323 00:12:19,367 --> 00:12:20,597 - YEAH. WE'RE THE GREETING COMMITTEE. 324 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,400 - IS THAT WRONG THAT WE'RE EATING OUT ON THE STOOP? 325 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,570 - [laughs] 326 00:12:23,567 --> 00:12:25,727 YOU DON'T NORMALLY SEE, LIKE, TWO SKINNY CHICKS 327 00:12:25,734 --> 00:12:29,774 ON THE STOOP WITH SOME BURGERS, BUT IT HAPPENS. 328 00:12:29,767 --> 00:12:31,367 - I SWEAR, I DON'T GIVE A [bleep]. 329 00:12:31,367 --> 00:12:32,597 - HI! - [laughing] HI. 330 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:35,970 - HOW ARE YOU? [laughs] - I'M GOOD. 331 00:12:35,967 --> 00:12:37,627 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO A LUAU. 332 00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:39,133 - WELL, I'M AT A LUAU, BABY. 333 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:41,803 KIMBERLY'S DAD AND I HAVE REMAINED VERY GOOD FRIENDS 334 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:45,430 OVER THE YEARS. WE'VE BEEN ABLE TO DO THAT 335 00:12:45,433 --> 00:12:46,703 THROUGH COOL PARENTING. 336 00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:49,000 IT'S JUST, WE'VE ALWAYS PUT KIMBERLY FIRST. 337 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,500 - WHERE'S MY LEI? - [laughs] 338 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:52,830 HERE, JOHN. - WE DIDN'T GET LEIS? 339 00:12:52,834 --> 00:12:54,904 - NO, YOU DON'T GET LEI'D TILL YOU GET HOME, 340 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,530 [laughs] 341 00:12:56,533 --> 00:12:58,833 - THEN I MIGHT NOT EITHER. [laughter] 342 00:12:58,834 --> 00:13:00,734 - MMM, MUD PIE. 343 00:13:00,734 --> 00:13:02,734 [both laughing] - HI. 344 00:13:02,734 --> 00:13:04,574 - I JUST DROVE THAT CAR TOO. IS IT THE SAME ONE? 345 00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:05,967 - YEAH, WE HAVE THE SAME CAR. 346 00:13:05,967 --> 00:13:08,467 - IT IS SO POWERFUL, IT'S SCARY. 347 00:13:08,467 --> 00:13:10,597 - I KNOW, AND IT'S SO LOUD. - HI, PORTIA! 348 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:11,700 - COME ON. - WE JUST WORKED OUT, 349 00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:12,730 AND WE'RE FEELING REALLY NAUSEOUS, 350 00:13:12,734 --> 00:13:13,974 SO WE'RE CHOWING DOWN BEFORE WE GO IN. 351 00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:15,367 - OH, MY GOD. - HOW ARE YOU? 352 00:13:15,367 --> 00:13:17,467 - GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? - NICE TO SEE YOU. 353 00:13:17,467 --> 00:13:19,497 - WE'RE ALL SPINNING. HI. - HOW ARE YOU? 354 00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,730 - DO I HAVE, LIKE, HAMBURGER ON MY FACE? 355 00:13:20,734 --> 00:13:22,034 both: MWAH. - DON'T TELL THEM 356 00:13:22,033 --> 00:13:23,833 WE'RE EATING OUTSIDE. [laughs] - I WON'T. 357 00:13:23,834 --> 00:13:25,674 - WE'RE--I'M LIKE, "WE'RE GONNA THROW UP." 358 00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:28,497 - IT SEEMS KIND OF ODD TO ME THAT THEY'RE SITTING ON THE CURB 359 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:32,430 EATING A FATBURGER BEFORE THEY GO IN AND SAY HI TO MY SISTER. 360 00:13:32,433 --> 00:13:34,603 ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU INSIDE. - OH, MY GOD. 361 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,000 - I WASN'T REALLY SURE WHAT WAS HAPPENING. 362 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,030 - [laughs] 363 00:13:39,033 --> 00:13:40,433 - HI. - HI. 364 00:13:40,433 --> 00:13:42,403 - THE HOUSE LOOKS SO PRETTY. - YOU LOVE IT? 365 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:43,970 - YES, I LOVE THE HARDWOOD FLOORS. 366 00:13:43,967 --> 00:13:45,467 - SO EXCITED. - I KNOW. 367 00:13:45,467 --> 00:13:47,827 - I DID IT FOR KIMBERLY'S THING, AND IT ACTUALLY ENDED UP 368 00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:49,034 BEING SOMETHING I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT. 369 00:13:49,033 --> 00:13:50,973 I CAN'T BELIEVE, LIKE-- - IT LOOKS SO GOOD. 370 00:13:50,967 --> 00:13:52,397 - WHEN SHE COMES OUT, I'M LIKE, I WANT IT-- 371 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:53,730 WHEN SHE LEAVES HERE, SHE'S GONNA LOOK BACK 372 00:13:53,734 --> 00:13:56,034 AND GO, LIKE, "THIS WAS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE, 373 00:13:56,033 --> 00:13:58,073 "AND WHEN I COME HOME, I'M GONNA LOVE MY HOUSE SO MUCH 374 00:13:58,066 --> 00:13:59,726 ON THE WEEKENDS." - AW! 375 00:13:59,734 --> 00:14:01,674 SEE, YOU'RE LIKE, ANYTHING TO ENTICE THEM. 376 00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:03,297 I KNOW THAT FOR MY SISTER, 377 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:05,700 THIS IS ONE OF HER MOST PROUD MOMENTS. 378 00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:08,900 HER BABY GIRL IS GOING OFF TO COLLEGE, 379 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:11,900 AND SHE'S GRADUATED HIGH SCHOOL WITH HONORS. 380 00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:13,730 SHE'S AN INCREDIBLE GIRL. 381 00:14:13,734 --> 00:14:16,904 SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL, SO SMART, SO TOGETHER, 382 00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:18,630 AND THAT REALLY IS A REFLECTION 383 00:14:18,633 --> 00:14:20,533 ON WHAT KIND OF MOM MY SISTER IS. 384 00:14:20,533 --> 00:14:22,303 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. - YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. 385 00:14:22,300 --> 00:14:24,670 - THANK YOU, IT WAS DELICIOUS. 386 00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:26,697 - OH, MY GOD. - YOU HAVE, LIKE, 0% BODY FAT, 387 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,670 BY THE WAY. - NO, I HAVE [bleep] FAT. 388 00:14:28,667 --> 00:14:29,967 - NO, YOU DON'T. - IT'S, LIKE, ALL ON MY ASS 389 00:14:29,967 --> 00:14:32,767 AND THIGHS. - OH, MY GOD. 390 00:14:32,767 --> 00:14:34,697 - I'M SORRY. OKAY. - OH, BOY. 391 00:14:39,967 --> 00:14:41,427 - SHE'S GOT MY BUILD, THOUGH. 392 00:14:41,433 --> 00:14:43,303 [overlapping chatter] 393 00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:44,800 - WHERE IS EVERYONE? WANT TO JUST GO SAY HI 394 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,700 TO KIMBERLY? - I THINK BAR. 395 00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:48,800 - FOR SURE. - OH, I WON'T WEASEL IN. 396 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,400 THERE IS RICHER BLOOD IN THERE. - MY BILL. 397 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,600 - NOTHING. 398 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,600 - I AM NOT FEELING WELL, 399 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,770 AND I'M DEFINITELY NOT UP FOR ANY KIND OF CONFRONTATION 400 00:14:56,767 --> 00:14:58,867 WITH MISS HAWAII-- I MEAN, JOYCE. 401 00:14:58,867 --> 00:15:00,767 [laughter] 402 00:15:02,734 --> 00:15:04,804 GET BACK. 403 00:15:06,967 --> 00:15:09,427 - REALLY GOOD KIDS TOO. - HI. [laughs] 404 00:15:09,433 --> 00:15:10,833 - KIDS ARE REALLY GOOD KIDS. - HOW ARE YOU? 405 00:15:10,834 --> 00:15:12,904 - HOW ARE YOU. LOOK AT YOU. - I'M PLAYING DRESSED UP. 406 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,630 - WOW. [both laughing] 407 00:15:14,633 --> 00:15:16,533 ARE YOU PERFORMING THIS EVENING? - I AM, 408 00:15:16,533 --> 00:15:17,573 I'M THE HULA DANCER. - ARE YOU? [laughs] 409 00:15:17,567 --> 00:15:18,567 I'M LIKE, "WAIT, WHAT?" 410 00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:20,467 JOYCE LOOKS RIDICULOUS. 411 00:15:20,467 --> 00:15:23,797 IT'S BECAUSE SHE WANTS THE [bleep] ATTENTION. 412 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,700 - I'M SO GLAD YOU GUYS ARE HERE. - THANK YOU. 413 00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:29,400 THANKS FOR THE INVITE, BABE. 414 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:33,400 HI. I WANT SOMETHING FRUITY AND SOMETHING WITH ALCOHOL. 415 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,570 - HMM, UM-- - [laughs] 416 00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:38,767 - I HAVE, LIKE, A FEW BEERS IN THIS COOLER. 417 00:15:38,767 --> 00:15:40,297 - OH, IT JUST WON'T DO. 418 00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:43,230 I WAS A LITTLE PERPLEXED, BECAUSE ME LIKE TO DRINK. 419 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:45,773 THIS JUST WON'T DO. 420 00:15:45,767 --> 00:15:47,567 WE'RE ALCOHOLICS HERE. - YEAH, I KNOW, RIGHT? 421 00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:48,867 [laughter] 422 00:15:48,867 --> 00:15:51,667 - WE'RE AT THIS BEAUTIFUL PARTY FOR AN UNDER-AGED GIRL 423 00:15:51,667 --> 00:15:53,367 AND KIM IS A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC, 424 00:15:53,367 --> 00:15:54,767 SO, CARLTON, RIGHT NOW IS NOT THE PLACE 425 00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:55,967 TO GO FISHING FOR BOOZE. 426 00:15:55,967 --> 00:15:57,967 - LET'S GO GET SOME ALCOHOL. 427 00:15:57,967 --> 00:15:59,267 - HI. - HELLO. 428 00:15:59,266 --> 00:16:00,666 I'M LOOKING FOR ALCOHOL. - OH. 429 00:16:00,667 --> 00:16:02,227 - SO FAR I'M HAVING FRUIT. - IS THAT IT? 430 00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:03,573 - YEAH, YEAH. - I'M MORE NAUSEOUS NOW 431 00:16:03,567 --> 00:16:05,397 THAT I ATE THE HAMBURGER. 432 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,570 - DO YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK? 433 00:16:06,567 --> 00:16:07,697 - I DON'T KNOW. I WAS JUST IN THE BATHROOM 434 00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:09,400 THINKING I MIGHT THROW UP. - NO WAY. 435 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,630 - MAYBE YOU'RE PREGNANT. - I'M DEFINITELY NOT. 436 00:16:11,633 --> 00:16:12,733 [laughter] - RIGHT, I'M GONNA GET 437 00:16:12,734 --> 00:16:14,304 A HAMBURGER ANYWAY. - OKAY. 438 00:16:14,300 --> 00:16:16,430 - MWAH. - CAN I GET YOU A SODA? 439 00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,273 - NO, I REALLY-- I REALLY JUST-- 440 00:16:18,266 --> 00:16:19,566 I THINK THE HAMBURGER MADE IT WORSE. 441 00:16:19,567 --> 00:16:20,927 AY-YI-YI. 442 00:16:20,934 --> 00:16:23,234 - IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO EAT THIS. LIKE, HELLO. 443 00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:24,833 - YOU CAN, YOU JUST WRAP YOUR LIPS AROUND IT. 444 00:16:24,834 --> 00:16:27,374 - JUST LIKE-- - YEAH, AH. 445 00:16:27,367 --> 00:16:29,797 - IT'S HOW I EAT. [laughs] 446 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:32,770 - KIM IS AROUND ALCOHOL AT OTHER PEOPLE'S PARTIES 447 00:16:32,767 --> 00:16:36,127 ALL THE TIME, BUT I DO THINK THAT WHEN YOU'RE IN HER HOME, 448 00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:37,733 WHY WOULD YOU BE LOOKING FOR IT? 449 00:16:37,734 --> 00:16:40,704 I DID NOT APPRECIATE OR THINK IT WAS APPROPRIATE. 450 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,530 - OH, MY GOD. - OH, MY GOD. OH, MY GOD. 451 00:16:42,533 --> 00:16:45,403 SHE NEEDS SOME SODA. 452 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:48,400 - I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA THROW UP, SORRY. 453 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,800 NO, I'M NOT--I'M LIKE, I ATE THAT HAMBURGER, 454 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:56,670 TRYING TO FEEL BETTER, AND IT-- I THINK IT MADE ME WORSE. 455 00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:59,127 I THINK I HAVE TO THROW UP. 456 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:03,630 - BRANDI. OH, MY GOD. - SHE'S IN THERE. 457 00:17:03,633 --> 00:17:05,133 I'M LOOKING FOR SOMETHING... - IS SHE ALL RIGHT? 458 00:17:05,133 --> 00:17:07,303 - OR, LIKE, A SPRITE? - [coughing] 459 00:17:07,300 --> 00:17:08,430 - OH, MY GOSH. 460 00:17:08,433 --> 00:17:11,603 - [whimpers] OH, MY GOD. - BRANDI. 461 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:14,130 - [retching] - ARE YOU OKAY, BABE? 462 00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,673 - NO. I NEED A MINUTE. 463 00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:18,367 [retching] 464 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:23,170 [whimpers] 465 00:17:23,166 --> 00:17:25,826 [coughing] 466 00:17:25,834 --> 00:17:28,434 OH, MY GOD. 467 00:17:28,433 --> 00:17:30,703 - YEAH, ARE YOU OKAY? - CAN WE GO? 468 00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:33,200 - WHAT? - CAN WE GO? [retching] 469 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,200 - I'M GONNA GET SOME-- - [coughs] 470 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,300 - WHY AM I COUGHING? 471 00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:36,570 I'M GONNA GET YOU GINGER ALE, BABE. 472 00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:39,367 - NO, NO, NO. [coughs] 473 00:17:39,367 --> 00:17:42,097 - [clears throat] - IS SHE IN THERE? 474 00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:43,500 - YEAH. [toilet flushing] 475 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,500 LIKE-- - HERE. 476 00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:46,630 - WILL YOU-- - OH, MY GOD. 477 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:47,703 - YEAH. - BEAUTIFUL. 478 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,770 ONE SEEMS TO BE APPARENTLY DRUNK, 479 00:17:49,767 --> 00:17:52,227 AND THE OTHER ONE IS THROWING UP. 480 00:17:52,233 --> 00:17:53,673 IT'S PROBABLY TIME TO GO HOME. 481 00:17:53,667 --> 00:17:55,297 - TRY THAT. - I D-- 482 00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:56,700 - NO? - I CAN'T. 483 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:57,830 CAN WE GO? - YEAH. 484 00:17:57,834 --> 00:17:59,674 - DO YOU MIND? - NO, OF COURSE NOT. 485 00:17:59,667 --> 00:18:02,297 - I-I MEAN, LIKE, THAT HAMBURGER MADE IT WORSE. 486 00:18:02,300 --> 00:18:04,330 I'M JUST SPINNING. 487 00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:08,530 I DON'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT. 488 00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:10,603 IT REALLY--IT REALLY MAKES ME WANT TO GAG. 489 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:17,170 [laughing] 490 00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:21,366 I--LIKE, YOU GET THE VISUALS. DISGUSTING. [laughs] 491 00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:22,627 - BRANDI. 492 00:18:22,633 --> 00:18:24,433 - THANK YOU FOR HAVING-- I DON'T--LIKE, 493 00:18:24,433 --> 00:18:26,573 I'M SO GROSS RIGHT NOW. I'M SO SORRY. 494 00:18:26,567 --> 00:18:27,767 - OKAY, BYE. - BYE--YOU DON'T-- 495 00:18:27,767 --> 00:18:28,767 - NO, OKAY. - YOU DON'T WANT 496 00:18:28,767 --> 00:18:30,197 ANY PART OF THIS. - [laughs] 497 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:32,130 - THE TWO OF US TOGETHER, NIGHTMARE. 498 00:18:32,133 --> 00:18:34,533 SHE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK, I WAS SICK TO MY STOMACH, 499 00:18:34,533 --> 00:18:37,433 AND SO WE CALLED A CAB AND GOT OUT. 500 00:18:37,433 --> 00:18:40,433 - EVERYBODY, HELLO. HELLO. 501 00:18:40,433 --> 00:18:46,033 SO AS YOU KNOW, TONIGHT IS A SPECIAL NIGHT FOR KIMBERLY. 502 00:18:46,033 --> 00:18:48,433 IT IS A NIGHT THAT WE'RE HERE 503 00:18:48,433 --> 00:18:51,303 TO HONOR HER, HER SCHOOLING. 504 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,800 UM, I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU, KIMBERLY, 505 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,400 HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU. 506 00:18:56,400 --> 00:19:02,170 FROM THE MOMENT YOU WERE BORN, YOU...WERE MAGIC. 507 00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:05,696 YOU WERE SUPER SPECIAL. I'M SO GRATEFUL 508 00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:09,230 THAT YOU CHOSE ME TO BE YOUR MOM. 509 00:19:09,233 --> 00:19:15,003 UM, AND--I JUST WISH YOU A SUPER HAPPY LIFE 510 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,570 IN YOUR NEW JOURNEY AT YOUR SCHOOL, 511 00:19:16,567 --> 00:19:18,127 AND I HOPE YOU ENJOY THE SLIDESHOW 512 00:19:18,133 --> 00:19:19,533 THAT YOUR SISTER HAS PUT TOGETHER, 513 00:19:19,533 --> 00:19:22,603 AND WE ALL LOVE YOU SO MUCH, AND I'M SUPER PROUD. 514 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,370 - [laughs] - YAY, HAPPY-- 515 00:19:24,367 --> 00:19:25,997 [all cheering] CONGRATULATIONS. 516 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:29,770 - KIMBERLY GOING OFF TO COLLEGE NOW. 517 00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:33,227 THAT'S SO WEIRD TO SAY. 518 00:19:33,233 --> 00:19:36,233 [sobbing] IT'S SO GREAT, BUT IT'S SO WEIRD. 519 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,530 SHE'S SO PRETTY AND SMART, AND SHE'S JUST EVERYTHING. 520 00:19:51,433 --> 00:19:55,173 NEVER BEEN MORE GRATEFUL AND PROUD. 521 00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:57,626 AND A LITTLE SCARED. 522 00:19:57,633 --> 00:20:01,333 I'M GONNA LEARN HOW TO FOCUS ON JUST KIM FOR A BIT. 523 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:02,633 [all cheering] 524 00:20:02,633 --> 00:20:04,003 I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU. 525 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,670 [cheers and applause] 526 00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:08,367 announcer: COMING UP... 527 00:20:08,367 --> 00:20:10,327 - I'M SURE THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS KIM HASN'T TURNED UP FOR. 528 00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:12,273 - THAT'S KIND OF UNCALLED FOR, KEN, 529 00:20:12,266 --> 00:20:13,666 DON'T YOU THINK? - NO. 530 00:20:31,533 --> 00:20:35,933 - WELL, THIS TOP LOOKS LIKE A BIT OF A MISMATCH, ISN'T IT? 531 00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:39,274 SO LET'S GO THROUGH STUFF. 532 00:20:39,266 --> 00:20:40,566 - THAT'S CUTE. - IT'S QUITE NICE. 533 00:20:40,567 --> 00:20:42,297 - MM-HMM. - NOT FOR YOU. 534 00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:44,230 - FOR ME. [laughs] - NO. 535 00:20:44,233 --> 00:20:46,333 - FOR ME, THIS MY SIZE. HMM? 536 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:48,273 - IF YOU DON'T LIKE PINK, WE'RE IN TROUBLE. 537 00:20:48,266 --> 00:20:50,426 - NO, I LIKE PINK. - NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU. 538 00:20:50,433 --> 00:20:52,173 I'M TALKING ABOUT THEM. - [laughs] 539 00:20:52,166 --> 00:20:54,396 [dog barking] 540 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,430 KEN? WHAT? 541 00:20:56,433 --> 00:20:58,403 - NO, RUMPY, RUMPY. - NO, RUMPY. RUM-- 542 00:20:58,400 --> 00:21:01,470 RUMPY. - RUMPY, NO. RUM-- 543 00:21:01,467 --> 00:21:03,097 - YOUR DOGGIE'S SO WELL BEHAVED. 544 00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,900 - WELL, HE WILL BE. NO, RUMPY. 545 00:21:04,900 --> 00:21:06,000 - SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING, BABY? 546 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,500 - THIS GIRL CONTACTED ME, EMAILED ME, 547 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:12,000 AND SHE SAID THAT SHE WORKS WITH THIS FOSTER HOME, 548 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,330 AND THESE GIRLS HAVE NOTHING AT ALL, 549 00:21:14,333 --> 00:21:16,403 AND SO SHE SAID WOULD I GIVE SOME OF MY OLD CLOTHES? 550 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,670 SO I SAID ABSOLUTELY. 551 00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:21,367 BASICALLY, THEY NEED WHATEVER WE CAN SEND THEM. 552 00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:24,497 CLOSE TO MY HEART. I ADOPTED MAX FROM FOSTER CARE, 553 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:28,330 SO I THINK IT WOULD BE JUST, KIND OF, A SWEET THING TO DO. 554 00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:30,173 THIS IS A QUITE NICE LONG DRESS. 555 00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:32,466 DOES THIS LOOK TOO OLD OR DO YOU THINK IT'S NICE? 556 00:21:32,467 --> 00:21:33,967 - IT'S NICE. - YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY-- 557 00:21:33,967 --> 00:21:36,327 SHE SAYS REALLY THAT THEY HAVEN'T GOT MUCH AT ALL. 558 00:21:36,333 --> 00:21:38,873 - MM-HMM. - THAT'S KIND OF A PROM DRESS, 559 00:21:38,867 --> 00:21:40,927 ISN'T IT? - YEAH, I WANT ONE. 560 00:21:40,934 --> 00:21:42,134 - NO, YOU DON'T. 561 00:21:42,133 --> 00:21:45,003 - ROCIO, YOU ARE NOT AN UNDERPRIVILEGED GIRL. 562 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,300 - EXACTLY. - YOU'RE VERY PRIVILEGED. 563 00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:50,500 [phone dialing] 564 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:53,130 - HELLO? - HEY, CARLTON, IT'S LISA. 565 00:21:53,133 --> 00:21:55,003 - HI. - ARE YOU GONNA COME BY 566 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,870 TOMORROW? - I WOULD LOVE TO, YES. 567 00:21:57,867 --> 00:22:00,267 - HAVE YOU GOT ANYTHING, LIKE, THAT WOULD BE SUITABLE 568 00:22:00,266 --> 00:22:01,996 FOR GIRLS TO WEAR TO THE PROM? 569 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,000 - WELL, I HAVE A COUPLE OF DRESSES. 570 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,500 - I KNOW LOTS OF MY FRIENDS HAVE GOT CLOTHES 571 00:22:06,500 --> 00:22:09,100 SITTING IN THEIR CLOSET THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO WEAR, 572 00:22:09,100 --> 00:22:12,030 AND IT WOULD REALLY BENEFIT THESE KIDS IN FOSTER CARE. 573 00:22:12,033 --> 00:22:15,233 - HI, LISA. HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 574 00:22:15,233 --> 00:22:17,303 - I'M GOOD. I'M GOING CRAZY TODAY. 575 00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:19,370 - WHY? WHAT'S HAPPENING? - I'M NERVOUS 576 00:22:19,367 --> 00:22:22,597 BECAUSE I HAVE TO DO THE ANTI-BULLYING THING, AND-- 577 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:25,000 - YES. I DID THAT, YEAH. - YEAH, YEAH, 578 00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,070 YOU DID THE PICTURES. I SAW YOUR PICTURE. 579 00:22:26,066 --> 00:22:27,126 IT WAS WITH GIGGY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 580 00:22:27,133 --> 00:22:28,303 - WITH GIGGY, YEAH. 581 00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:29,570 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE GOT ANYTHING 582 00:22:29,567 --> 00:22:32,227 THAT YOU COULD BRING OVER IN THE MORNING. 583 00:22:32,233 --> 00:22:33,973 - I'LL COME BY AND BRING YOU SOME STUFF. 584 00:22:33,967 --> 00:22:36,267 - OKAY, IF IT'S MY SIZE, I MIGHT KEEP IT. 585 00:22:36,266 --> 00:22:37,896 - [laughs] 586 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:39,830 - OKAY, BYE-BYE. - BYE. 587 00:22:39,834 --> 00:22:41,374 [phone ringing] - HELLO? 588 00:22:41,367 --> 00:22:44,867 - HEY. HOW ARE YOU? - I'M OKAY. I'M WITH THE BOYS. 589 00:22:44,867 --> 00:22:46,497 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - TOMORROW, WHEN YOU COME, 590 00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:49,370 SHOULD WE TRY TO AVOID THE TIME THAT JOYCE IS HERE, 591 00:22:49,367 --> 00:22:51,097 OR DO YOU WANT TO TALK TO HER? 592 00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:54,370 - I WANT TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH HER, TO BE HONEST. 593 00:22:54,367 --> 00:22:57,497 I WAS GOING TO TRY TO DO IT ONE-ON-ONE AND NOT-- 594 00:22:57,500 --> 00:22:59,170 I DON'T NEED ANYONE ELSE INVOLVED. 595 00:22:59,166 --> 00:23:01,966 I KIND OF JUST HAD A LITTLE "COME TO JESUS" WITH MYSELF 596 00:23:01,967 --> 00:23:03,827 AND SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT? BREAK IT DOWN." 597 00:23:03,834 --> 00:23:05,834 LIKE, JUST GO IN THERE, BE READY, 598 00:23:05,834 --> 00:23:07,834 AND SAY YOUR PIECE AND THEN WALK AWAY. 599 00:23:07,834 --> 00:23:09,534 I REALLY DON'T WANT TO RUIN ANYONE'S-- 600 00:23:09,533 --> 00:23:13,273 - YEAH. WELL, THERE'S-- THERE'S NOTHING TO RUIN HERE, 601 00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:14,966 BUT I DON'T WANT TO BLINDSIDE HER. 602 00:23:14,967 --> 00:23:17,967 BRANDI AND JOYCE, THEY CAN RESOLVE THEIR DIFFERENCES, 603 00:23:17,967 --> 00:23:20,497 BUT BRING YOUR BLOODY PAGEANT DRESSES, AND MINI DRESSES, 604 00:23:20,500 --> 00:23:22,870 AND ANYTHING ELSE YOU'VE GOT AND LET'S REMEMBER 605 00:23:22,867 --> 00:23:24,167 WHAT'S IMPORTANT HERE. 606 00:23:24,166 --> 00:23:27,096 - NO, NO, NO. IT'S-- LITERALLY A CONVERSATION. 607 00:23:27,100 --> 00:23:28,500 IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'LL BE SCREAMING AND YELLING. 608 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:30,370 I HAVE A FEW THINGS I NEED TO SAY TO HER, 609 00:23:30,367 --> 00:23:33,197 AND THEN I'LL BE DONE. - OKAY. 610 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,970 MM. I'M NOT SURE I'M BUYING THAT. 611 00:23:35,967 --> 00:23:37,997 OKAY, BYE. - ALL RIGHT, BYE. 612 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,470 - [sighs] 613 00:23:53,100 --> 00:23:54,370 - OH, THERE SHE IS. - HEY, GUYS. 614 00:23:54,367 --> 00:23:55,467 both: HEY! I'M READY. 615 00:23:55,467 --> 00:23:56,897 - LOOK AT YOU, BEAUTIFUL. - I'M READY. 616 00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:58,400 - THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS. 617 00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,400 - I KNOW. - YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. 618 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:00,470 - FOR YOU GUYS. - OH. 619 00:24:00,467 --> 00:24:01,827 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 620 00:24:01,834 --> 00:24:03,904 - FRIEND MOVEMENT IS A BEAUTIFUL ORGANIZATION 621 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:06,100 THAT IS AN ANTI-BULLYING CAMPAIGN, 622 00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:07,770 AND I GOT INVOLVED BECAUSE THEY ASKED ME 623 00:24:07,767 --> 00:24:10,167 IF I WOULD BE ONE OF THEIR SPOKESPEOPLE FOR THE CAMPAIGN. 624 00:24:10,166 --> 00:24:12,866 THEY KNEW MY EXPERIENCE, THAT I HAD BEEN BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL. 625 00:24:12,867 --> 00:24:16,097 I FEEL LIKE WE ALL HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER AND TRY TO CUT THIS, 626 00:24:16,100 --> 00:24:17,830 SO THAT OUR KIDS DON'T SUFFER SO MUCH. 627 00:24:17,834 --> 00:24:20,304 - ALL RIGHT, BEAUTIFUL, YOU ARE ALL SET. 628 00:24:20,300 --> 00:24:21,830 - WE'RE GOOD? - YEAH. 629 00:24:21,834 --> 00:24:25,074 - OKAY, SO, LIKE, WHEN YOU'RE GONNA GIVE THE FINGER, 630 00:24:25,066 --> 00:24:26,726 IT'S GONNA GO JUST LIKE THIS. - HIDE THE OTHERS? 631 00:24:26,734 --> 00:24:29,304 LIKE THIS? - YEAH, AND IT'S REALLY STRONG, 632 00:24:29,300 --> 00:24:31,930 AND IT'S LIKE, IF SOMEONE YOU CARED ABOUT 633 00:24:31,934 --> 00:24:34,134 WAS BEING BULLIED. JUST, LIKE, STRONG AND TOUGH. 634 00:24:34,133 --> 00:24:35,873 - IT'S FOR MYSELF. - IT'S FOR YOU. 635 00:24:35,867 --> 00:24:37,297 IT'S ABOUT BEING SELF-EMPOWERED. - FOR ME AND FOR MY FRIENDS. 636 00:24:37,300 --> 00:24:40,700 - IT'S BASICALLY LIKE YOU ARE JUST FLICKING BULLYING OFF, 637 00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:43,300 AND TELLING EVERYBODY, "HEY, WE WANT YOU TO STOP 638 00:24:43,300 --> 00:24:44,730 BEING A BULLY AND START BEING A FRIEND." 639 00:24:44,734 --> 00:24:47,074 - WHEN SOMEONE CALLS YOU A FATTY, OR A FREAK, 640 00:24:47,066 --> 00:24:49,226 OR A RACIAL NAME, WE-- - OR THEY CALL YOU 641 00:24:49,233 --> 00:24:50,703 "SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALL..." - SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALL? 642 00:24:50,700 --> 00:24:53,330 - BECAUSE MY BODY IS LITTLE AND MY HEAD IS BIG. 643 00:24:53,333 --> 00:24:55,973 OR "OLIVE OIL." - SO WE WANT--WE WANT THEM-- 644 00:24:55,967 --> 00:24:57,697 - OR "HOY-SAY." - WHEN SOMEONE ATTACKS YOU 645 00:24:57,700 --> 00:24:59,100 VERBALLY, WE WANT YOU-- - I'M GONNA GIVE THE "F" 646 00:24:59,100 --> 00:25:00,270 TO ALL THOSE BULLIES THAT BULLIED ME. 647 00:25:00,266 --> 00:25:01,866 - I KNOW YOU ARE. - [laughs] 648 00:25:01,867 --> 00:25:03,227 I KNOW YOU ARE. LET'S DO THIS. - YES, IT'S LIKE, "F." 649 00:25:03,233 --> 00:25:04,233 - RIGHT HAND. 650 00:25:04,233 --> 00:25:06,173 - OKAY. THUMB OUT, NICE. 651 00:25:06,166 --> 00:25:08,866 BRING IT OVER A LITTLE BIT. 652 00:25:08,867 --> 00:25:09,967 BRING IT IN JUST A LITTLE BIT. 653 00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:13,327 NICE. 654 00:25:13,333 --> 00:25:15,673 - OH, MY GOD. - MEAN. 655 00:25:15,667 --> 00:25:17,697 - YES. - YOU LOOK SO HOT. 656 00:25:17,700 --> 00:25:19,800 - SMOKING. NO BULLY SHOULD MESS WITH YOU. 657 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:22,200 [laughs] 658 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,930 WHAT ARE YOU THINKING RIGHT NOW? 659 00:25:23,934 --> 00:25:25,834 - I'M THINKING, "[bleep] YOU" TO ALL THOSE BULLIES. 660 00:25:25,834 --> 00:25:28,134 I PERSONALLY THINK THAT BULLYING IS JUST A FORM 661 00:25:28,133 --> 00:25:29,303 OF CALLING FOR ATTENTION. 662 00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:33,130 - JOYCE IS A BIG, FAT PIG. - [laughs] 663 00:25:33,133 --> 00:25:36,033 - BRANDI NEEDS TO STOP CALLING OUT FOR SO MUCH ATTENTION. 664 00:25:36,033 --> 00:25:38,103 START ACTING LIKE A LADY AND GROW UP. 665 00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:39,900 - COOL. - I THINK WE HAVE THAT. 666 00:25:39,900 --> 00:25:41,270 - I THINK WE GOT--YOU GOT IT. - WE GOT IT. 667 00:25:41,266 --> 00:25:44,326 - WHOO. THANK YOU, JOY. - THANK YOU. 668 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:02,830 - PERFECT. - YOU LIKE THOSE? 669 00:26:02,834 --> 00:26:04,834 - OH, I WOULDN'T CUT IT LIKE THAT. 670 00:26:04,834 --> 00:26:06,004 IS THAT ALL OF THEM? 671 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,670 I'VE ACTUALLY DECIDED TO INVITE ALL THE LADIES 672 00:26:08,667 --> 00:26:10,727 OVER AT BREAKFAST TIME. 673 00:26:10,734 --> 00:26:13,104 I THINK IT'S A KIND OF CIVILIZED HOUR. 674 00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:14,100 NOTHING CAN GO WRONG. 675 00:26:14,100 --> 00:26:16,700 OKAY, THIS IS GORGEOUS. 676 00:26:28,934 --> 00:26:32,034 - HELLO. - HI. 677 00:26:32,033 --> 00:26:35,303 - OH, FINE. I'LL TAKE IT. - [laughs] 678 00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:37,370 PERFECT. WHAT SIZE IS IT? - I BROUGHT YOU CUPCAKES. 679 00:26:37,367 --> 00:26:39,697 - OH, THANK YOU. - YOU'RE HAVING A LITTLE TEA. 680 00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:40,900 LOOK. 681 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:42,900 SO I BROUGHT-- THIS IS A VERY SIMPLE ONE. 682 00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:44,200 - ALL RIGHT. - COCKTAIL. 683 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:47,170 - OKAY, PERFECT. COME OUT THE BACK. 684 00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:52,370 - LET ME SEE THIS PINK ONE. OH, MY GOD. 685 00:26:52,367 --> 00:26:54,067 - JOYCE, STEP AWAY FROM THE CLOTHES RACK. 686 00:26:54,066 --> 00:26:57,226 - YOU KNOW ME, I'M A TOTAL FASHIONISTA. 687 00:26:57,233 --> 00:27:00,173 - HELLO. HI! - HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? 688 00:27:00,166 --> 00:27:01,666 - HI. - YOU LOOK GREAT. 689 00:27:01,667 --> 00:27:03,667 - THANK YOU. HOW ARE YOU? - OKAY, GOOD. 690 00:27:03,667 --> 00:27:06,167 GREAT. I'VE GOT MORE IN A BIG BAG IN-- 691 00:27:06,166 --> 00:27:08,066 I'LL GO THROUGH. I GOT MORE, BUT THESE ARE 692 00:27:08,066 --> 00:27:09,796 JUST THE ONES I GRABBED. - OKAY, PERFECT. 693 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,030 THANK YOU, DARLING. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 694 00:27:11,033 --> 00:27:12,303 YEAH, YOU LIKE? - COME IN, YEAH. 695 00:27:12,300 --> 00:27:14,800 JOYCE IS HERE. - [growls] 696 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,070 LISA, I'M GOING TO BRING MORE. THAT'S JUST--I WAS RUSHING OUT-- 697 00:27:17,066 --> 00:27:18,626 - COME SIT DOWN AND RELAX, DARLING. 698 00:27:18,633 --> 00:27:20,303 - THE GRADUATION, KIMBERLY'S GRADUATION, 699 00:27:20,300 --> 00:27:22,870 WHICH, BY THE WAY, YOU DIDN'T MAKE. 700 00:27:22,867 --> 00:27:24,097 - I WAS IN MISSOURI WITH CHILDREN-- 701 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:27,000 - YOU WERE NOT, YOU WERE AT SUR. 702 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,830 - I WAS NOT. I WAS IN MISSOURI. - YES YOU WERE. 703 00:27:28,834 --> 00:27:29,874 BECAUSE, YOU KNOW WHAT-- 704 00:27:29,867 --> 00:27:31,097 - I WAS IN MISSOURI THIS WEEKEND. 705 00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:33,770 - NO, MY HAIRDRESSER SAW YOU AT SUR, HAVING DINNER. 706 00:27:33,767 --> 00:27:35,667 - WELL, THAT'S WEIRD. I WAS IN MISSOURI. 707 00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:38,127 - HI, BABE. - MY HAIRDRESSER SAW YOU AT SUR. 708 00:27:38,133 --> 00:27:39,803 - I'VE BEEN IN MISSOURI ALL WEEKEND. 709 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:41,070 - MY HAIRDRESSER SAW YOU AT SUR. 710 00:27:41,066 --> 00:27:42,566 - WELL, YOUR HAIRDRESSER'S DREAMING. 711 00:27:42,567 --> 00:27:44,127 - IT WASN'T AN EASY WEEKEND. 712 00:27:44,133 --> 00:27:47,673 GIGGY, KEN, AND I WENT TO MISSOURI 713 00:27:47,667 --> 00:27:49,927 TO SUPPORT CHILDREN WITH ALOPECIA. 714 00:27:49,934 --> 00:27:52,934 IT WAS A LONG WAY, IT WAS QUITE AN ARDUOUS TRIP, 715 00:27:52,934 --> 00:27:55,704 BUT GIGGY IS COMMITTED TO THAT, SO, OF COURSE, 716 00:27:55,700 --> 00:27:57,570 I'M GIGGY'S CARRIER, I HAD TO TAKE HIM. 717 00:27:57,567 --> 00:27:59,797 - SHE SAW YOU AT SUR THAT NIGHT. - I'M NOT GETTING UP TO SAY HI, 718 00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:00,970 BECAUSE I HAVE GIGGY. - SHE SAID, "I THOUGHT 719 00:28:00,967 --> 00:28:02,997 I SAW LISA HAVING DINNER AT SUR." 720 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,070 - I WAS IN MISSOURI, I PROMISE YOU. 721 00:28:04,066 --> 00:28:05,626 - I LOVE YOUR DRESS. IT'S VERY SEXY. 722 00:28:05,633 --> 00:28:07,573 - OH, MAYBE I CAME BACK SATURDAY NIGHT. 723 00:28:07,567 --> 00:28:09,827 - YEAH. - YEAH. 724 00:28:09,834 --> 00:28:12,204 - [laughs] OH, NOW YOU REMEMBER, 725 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,900 NOW THAT MY HAIRDRESSER SAW YOU, YOU REMEMBER. 726 00:28:14,900 --> 00:28:17,830 ALL SHE HAD TO SAY WAS, "SO SORRY, DARLING. 727 00:28:17,834 --> 00:28:19,904 WE COULDN'T ATTEND. YOU KNOW, WE WERE BUSY." 728 00:28:19,900 --> 00:28:21,170 - THAT'S US IN MISSOURI. - WHAT--WHEN WAS IT? 729 00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:23,026 - IT WAS SATURDAY NIGHT. I TOLD YOU IT WAS SATURDAY. 730 00:28:23,033 --> 00:28:24,533 - OH, NO, I TOTALLY DIDN'T EVEN THINK. 731 00:28:24,533 --> 00:28:25,733 - IT WAS FOR KIDS WITH ALOPECIA. - THAT WAS THE DAY BEFORE. 732 00:28:25,734 --> 00:28:27,004 SHE SAW YOU HAVING-- - I THOUGHT HER GRADUATION 733 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,270 WAS ON SATURDAY DAYTIME. - THAT'S GORGEOUS. 734 00:28:28,266 --> 00:28:30,066 - NO, I TOLD YOU IT WAS SATURDAY NIGHT. 735 00:28:30,066 --> 00:28:32,496 TO JUST MAKE UP A LIE, 736 00:28:32,500 --> 00:28:34,530 AND TO SAY SHE'S AWAY, IT BOTHERED ME. 737 00:28:34,533 --> 00:28:35,933 - DARLING, I DIDN'T EVEN THINK, 738 00:28:35,934 --> 00:28:38,674 AND IN FACT, I CHANGED MY TICKET FROM 6:00 TILL 2:00, DIDN'T I? 739 00:28:38,667 --> 00:28:40,697 WHAT TIME DID WE GET BACK? WE CAUGHT THE 2:00 FLIGHT. 740 00:28:40,700 --> 00:28:43,600 - IT WAS EARLY ENOUGH, BECAUSE SHE SAW YOU GUYS HAVING DINNER. 741 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,070 - I SWEAR TO YOU I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 742 00:28:45,066 --> 00:28:46,996 ON THE 6:00 FLIGHT. - BUT IF YOU MADE IT BACK, 743 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,030 YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID, "I'M PACKED IN." 744 00:28:48,033 --> 00:28:49,173 - I DIDN'T EVEN THINK. 745 00:28:49,166 --> 00:28:51,696 I LITERALLY GOT BACK-- IT WAS EXHAUSTING. 746 00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:55,000 WE GOT UP AT 4:00 TO DO THIS, YOU KNOW, 3-MILE MARCH, 747 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,800 OR WHATEVER, CHANGED OUR FLIGHTS, 748 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,000 LEFT EARLY. [dog barks] 749 00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,800 - THAT'S RIGHT. GIGGY, GIVE IT TO HER. 750 00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:01,700 - [laughs] - I PROMISE YOU, 751 00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:03,500 IT JUST TOTALLY WENT OUT OF MY MIND, 752 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:05,170 AND I THOUGHT, "I'VE GOT TO LEAVE EARLY." 753 00:29:05,166 --> 00:29:07,196 TOOK THE 2:00 FLIGHT. 754 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:08,970 WHAT TIME DID WE GET BACK? WE WOULD HAVE BEEN BACK ABOUT-- 755 00:29:08,967 --> 00:29:12,867 - 8:00. - YEAH, 8:00. 756 00:29:12,867 --> 00:29:15,767 I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GET INTO IT WITH HER. 757 00:29:15,767 --> 00:29:18,597 I TOLD HER I WASN'T GOING AND I DIDN'T GO. END OF STORY. 758 00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,230 - IT WAS FUN. - BRANDI WENT? 759 00:29:20,233 --> 00:29:22,203 - STUFF, IT WAS FUN. - YEAH, BRANDI, CARLTON, 760 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:24,170 YOLANDA WAS OUT OF TOWN. - CARLTON WENT? 761 00:29:24,166 --> 00:29:25,496 - YEAH. - EVERYBODY. 762 00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:27,770 - IT WAS FUN. - EVERYBODY BUT LISA. 763 00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:33,770 [dog barks] 764 00:29:33,767 --> 00:29:34,967 - IT DIDN'T LOOK GOOD. 765 00:29:34,967 --> 00:29:36,497 - I'M SURE THERE'S A LOT OF THINGS 766 00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:38,470 KIM HASN'T TURNED UP FOR. 767 00:29:38,467 --> 00:29:39,867 YOU KNOW, IT WAS ONE OF THOSE THINGS. 768 00:29:39,867 --> 00:29:40,997 - NO, BUT I WOULDN'T NOT TURN UP. 769 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:42,800 I DIDN'T THINK I WAS GOING. 770 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:43,930 [doorbell ringing] 771 00:29:43,934 --> 00:29:45,604 - IT'S OKAY. 772 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:47,030 - OKAY, SAVED BY THE BELL. 773 00:29:47,033 --> 00:29:50,873 - [laughs] - SOMEBODY'S AT THE DOOR. 774 00:29:50,867 --> 00:29:52,727 - ANYWAY, IT WAS REALLY FUN THE OTHER NIGHT. 775 00:29:52,734 --> 00:29:54,004 I HAD A GOOD TIME. - THAT'S KIND OF UNCALLED FOR, 776 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,830 KEN, BY THE WAY. - NO, I'M JUST-- 777 00:29:55,834 --> 00:29:57,804 - THAT WAS NOT REALLY VERY NICE, WHAT YOU JUST SAID. 778 00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,030 - REALLY? - YEAH, THAT REALLY WASN'T 779 00:30:00,033 --> 00:30:01,403 VERY NICE. - I WAS PROTECTING MY WIFE. 780 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,170 - THAT WASN'T VERY NICE, ACTUALLY. 781 00:30:03,166 --> 00:30:05,026 - WHATEVER YOU THINK. 782 00:30:05,033 --> 00:30:10,933 - HE'S RIGHT, I DID MISS THINGS. I DID MISS-- 783 00:30:10,934 --> 00:30:12,734 I MISSED A LOT. 784 00:30:12,734 --> 00:30:14,434 THAT WAS REALLY UNCALLED FOR. 785 00:30:14,433 --> 00:30:16,133 - OKAY, I'M SORRY. - DON'T YOU THINK? 786 00:30:16,133 --> 00:30:17,433 - NO. 787 00:30:17,433 --> 00:30:19,633 - BUT DON'T THROW [bleep] IN MY FACE 788 00:30:19,633 --> 00:30:21,073 ABOUT STUFF THAT I REALLY DON'T FEEL 789 00:30:21,066 --> 00:30:23,796 I EVEN HAD A CHOICE OF A COUPLE YEARS AGO. 790 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,130 I DIDN'T EVEN-- 791 00:30:25,133 --> 00:30:26,933 YOU DON'T WANT TO COME TO KIMBERLY'S GRADUATION, 792 00:30:26,934 --> 00:30:30,604 ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS SAY, "HEY, WE'RE BUSY." 793 00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,530 I THINK IT WAS RUDE, AND I THINK IT WAS UNCALLED FOR. 794 00:30:33,533 --> 00:30:36,073 - OH, STOP IT, KIM. 795 00:30:39,567 --> 00:30:40,897 announcer: COMING UP... 796 00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:42,070 - BRANDI, I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL. 797 00:30:42,066 --> 00:30:43,366 I KNOW WHAT A BULLY IS. - BEING A BULLY--LISTEN. 798 00:30:43,367 --> 00:30:44,567 I'M NOT A BULLY. IF I WAS A BULLY, 799 00:30:44,567 --> 00:30:46,767 I WOULD HAVE KNOCKED YOUR [bleep] TEETH OUT BY NOW. 800 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,900 - KNOCK, KNOCK! 801 00:30:55,900 --> 00:30:59,370 HELLO! - HEY, I'M HERE. 802 00:30:59,367 --> 00:31:00,527 - CAN I COME UP OR ARE YOU COMING DOWN? 803 00:31:00,533 --> 00:31:01,803 - NO, I'M COMING DOWN. 804 00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:04,430 - I ALMOST WORE A PINK SHIRT AND WHITE JEANS. 805 00:31:04,433 --> 00:31:05,803 I'M NOT JOKING. [laughs] - I WOULDN'T MIND. 806 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:07,600 - NO, BUT THEN I THOUGHT, "I CAN'T GO TO VILLA ROSA 807 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:08,970 IN PINK AGAIN." - YOU KNOW I WAS IN MISSOURI-- 808 00:31:08,967 --> 00:31:10,697 YOU KNOW I WAS IN MISSOURI ALL WEEKEND. 809 00:31:10,700 --> 00:31:12,400 - WHY? - I JUST GOT BUSTED BY KIM 810 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,030 BECAUSE I CHANGED MY FLIGHT AND CAME BACK EARLIER. 811 00:31:14,033 --> 00:31:16,773 SHE'S JUST LIKE, "OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU COME 812 00:31:16,767 --> 00:31:18,797 TO MY DAUGHTER'S GRADUATION?" I SAID, "WELL, I COULDN'T COME. 813 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,830 I WAS IN MISSOURI ALL WEEKEND." SHE SAID, "NO YOU WEREN'T. 814 00:31:20,834 --> 00:31:23,034 YOU WERE HAVING DINNER AT SUR." AND I THOUGHT, "WAS I?" 815 00:31:23,033 --> 00:31:24,703 KIM ALWAYS THROWS ME OFF. 816 00:31:24,700 --> 00:31:27,630 IT'S LIKE, YES, I COULDN'T MAKE YOUR DAUGHTER'S GRADUATION. 817 00:31:27,633 --> 00:31:31,003 I SENT HER A NICE TIFFANY GIFT. I RSVP'D TWO WEEKS BEFORE 818 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,400 SAYING I COULDN'T MAKE IT. 819 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:34,400 IT'S LIKE, GIVE ME A BREAK, REALLY. 820 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:35,500 - ALL RIGHT, THIS IS-- LOOK HOW CUTE. 821 00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:37,070 THIS IS MY WEDDING DRESS, BY THE WAY. 822 00:31:37,066 --> 00:31:39,096 - YOUR WEDDING DRESS? - IT'S BADGLEY MISCHKA. 823 00:31:39,100 --> 00:31:40,670 - THIS IS YOUR WEDDING DRESS? - I WORE IT--THE SECOND ONE 824 00:31:40,667 --> 00:31:43,797 I CHANGED INTO AFTER MY GOWN. - OH, IT'S-- 825 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,400 I'LL TAKE IT. [laughs] - YOU MIGHT WANT TO KEEP IT. 826 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,470 - THANK YOU FOR STAYING SO LONG. THANK YOU FOR COMING 827 00:31:48,467 --> 00:31:49,767 AND STAYING AS LONG AS YOU DID. I KNOW YOU WANTED 828 00:31:49,767 --> 00:31:51,767 TO GET HOME TO YOUR HUBBY. - IT WAS FUN. NO, IT WAS FUN. 829 00:31:51,767 --> 00:31:52,967 IT WAS FUN. - IT WAS REALLY AWESOME. 830 00:31:52,967 --> 00:31:56,027 - IT WAS FUN. DID YOU SEE THE--YOUR TUNIC? 831 00:31:56,033 --> 00:31:57,033 THAT I GOT YOU? - OH, YES, THANK YOU SO MUCH. 832 00:31:57,033 --> 00:31:59,703 - DO YOU LIKE IT? 833 00:31:59,700 --> 00:32:02,370 - COME ON, ROXIE. 834 00:32:02,367 --> 00:32:04,667 - YOU'RE RUNNING. WHY? - [chuckles] 835 00:32:04,667 --> 00:32:06,667 - YOU DON'T WANT TO BE HERE. I NEED YOU TO PACK THE BOXES. 836 00:32:06,667 --> 00:32:07,997 - I'LL PACK THE BOXES LATER. - OH, COME ON. 837 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,400 - I'VE GOT TO GO. I'LL JUST GO WITH THE, UM-- 838 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,400 - NO, JUST STAY, OKAY? - I'M GOING. 839 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,900 - STAY. I NEED YOU TO KEEP BRANDI OCCUPIED 840 00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:17,930 OVER THERE. TRUST ME. - I'VE ALREADY HAD WORDS 841 00:32:17,934 --> 00:32:19,404 WITH KIM. - YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 842 00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:23,930 FOR KIM TO SUDDENLY START MAKING A BIG DEAL 843 00:32:23,934 --> 00:32:26,304 ABOUT US NOT GOING TO KIMBERLY'S PARTY, 844 00:32:26,300 --> 00:32:29,370 WHEN WE'D ACTUALLY REPLIED, 845 00:32:29,367 --> 00:32:31,767 AND BOUGHT KIMBERLY A PRESENT, I MIGHT ADD. 846 00:32:31,767 --> 00:32:33,797 WE WERE WORKING ALL WEEKEND WITH THE LITTLE KIDS, 847 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,030 AND THAT WAS IT. - I KNOW. 848 00:32:35,033 --> 00:32:38,503 - I MEAN, IT'S UNREAL. 849 00:32:38,500 --> 00:32:41,770 DON'T THANK US A THANK YOU NOTE. DON'T BOTHER ABOUT THAT. 850 00:32:41,767 --> 00:32:43,467 CAN I GO? - NO, JUST STAY. 851 00:32:43,467 --> 00:32:46,667 - OH. WHERE'S THE BOXING GLOVES? 852 00:32:46,667 --> 00:32:49,497 - HELLO, KIMBERLY. - HI, GIRL. HOW'S YOU? 853 00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:50,770 - HI, JOYCE. - HELLO. 854 00:32:50,767 --> 00:32:53,797 - PRETTY GOOD, THANK YOU. MM. 855 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:56,330 - LONG TIME NO SEE. [laughs] - I KNOW, RIGHT? 856 00:32:56,333 --> 00:32:57,803 - I FEEL LIKE I'M SEEING YOU-- I JUST SAID THAT OUTSIDE. 857 00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,330 I GO, "I FEEL LIKE I SEE KIM EVERYWHERE." 858 00:32:59,333 --> 00:33:00,673 - I SEE YOU A LOT. 859 00:33:00,667 --> 00:33:03,897 - I'M GONNA GIVE THIS PURSE TO HER, EXCUSE ME. 860 00:33:05,567 --> 00:33:07,767 I'M NOT NERVOUS ABOUT TALKING TO JOYCE, 861 00:33:07,767 --> 00:33:10,427 BUT THE CONVERSATION THAT I WANT TO HAVE WITH JOYCE 862 00:33:10,433 --> 00:33:12,603 DOES NOT INVOLVE ANYONE BUT HER AND I. 863 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:16,870 - NO. HEY, WHERE YOU GOING? LOOK. NO. NO. NO. 864 00:33:16,867 --> 00:33:18,967 - WHAT'S HIS NAME? - "ROXIE." 865 00:33:18,967 --> 00:33:21,227 - ROXIE. ROXIE ATE THE RABBIT. - [whistling] 866 00:33:21,233 --> 00:33:22,873 - YOU BROUGHT A ANIMAL-EATING CRITTER WITH YOU? 867 00:33:22,867 --> 00:33:25,367 - I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE. - YOU BROUGHT AN ANIMAL-EATING-- 868 00:33:25,367 --> 00:33:28,867 - I KNEW I WAS SAFE HERE. - SHE ATE THE RABBIT, RIGHT? 869 00:33:28,867 --> 00:33:29,897 - WELL. - GIGGY'S THE SAME SIZE 870 00:33:29,900 --> 00:33:30,900 AS A RABBIT. GIGGY, GET OUT OF HERE. 871 00:33:30,900 --> 00:33:32,470 - SHE HUNTS SOMETIMES. 872 00:33:32,467 --> 00:33:36,467 ROXIE, HER INSTINCT IS TO GO AFTER OTHER ANIMALS AT TIMES. 873 00:33:36,467 --> 00:33:39,497 SHE ATE A BUNNY. WE WERE DEVASTATED BY THIS, 874 00:33:39,500 --> 00:33:42,330 BUT SHE'S AN ANIMAL. YOU CAN'T CONTROL THAT. 875 00:33:42,333 --> 00:33:43,633 - YOU'RE LIKE, "GIGGY, GET OUT OF HERE!" [laughs] 876 00:33:43,633 --> 00:33:44,903 - HI. - HEY, PRETTY. 877 00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:46,600 - WELL, YOU'RE NOT MUCH BIGGER THAN A RABBIT. 878 00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:49,470 SHE ATE A RABBIT THAT'S THE SAME SIZE AS GIGGY. 879 00:33:49,467 --> 00:33:50,427 - I DON'T THINK HE LOOKS VERY DANGEROUS. 880 00:33:50,433 --> 00:33:52,873 - MWAH. - PUT GIGGY IN YOUR OFFICE. 881 00:33:52,867 --> 00:33:54,227 - NO, NO. NO. SHE'S NOT GOING TO EAT GIGGY. 882 00:33:54,233 --> 00:33:55,403 - YES, SHE ATE-- 883 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,270 GIGGY'S ABOUT THE SAME SIZE AS A RABBIT. 884 00:33:57,266 --> 00:33:58,966 SO SUDDENLY SHE SHOWS UP WITH ROXIE. 885 00:33:58,967 --> 00:34:01,197 I'M LIKE, "OH, GOD. HOLY COW." 886 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,770 - WHAT DO YOU THINK SHE IS, A WOLF? 887 00:34:02,767 --> 00:34:04,397 - [laughs] SHE'S GONNA EAT GIGGY. 888 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,970 - GIGGY, ROXIE. 889 00:34:05,967 --> 00:34:08,497 I MEAN, THERE'S KIND OF A BIG DIFFERENCE HERE. 890 00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:09,770 - GIGGY DOESN'T EVEN WALK AROUND. 891 00:34:09,767 --> 00:34:11,597 - LISA, STOP, STOP. - I'M COMING HERE TO BE NICE. 892 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,230 YOU BRING YOUR DOG TO MY HOUSE EVERY DAY. 893 00:34:13,233 --> 00:34:15,803 GIGGY SITS AT EVERY TABLE WITH US, EVERYWHERE WE GO, 894 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,630 AND DRINKS OUT OF GOBLETS. 895 00:34:18,633 --> 00:34:22,633 - OH, SH-- - [laughs] 896 00:34:22,633 --> 00:34:25,873 - GIVE BE A FLIPPING BREAK. 897 00:34:25,867 --> 00:34:27,627 - ROXIE, WANT TO GO INTO THE GARDEN? 898 00:34:27,633 --> 00:34:29,433 [laughter] 899 00:34:29,433 --> 00:34:31,203 - OH, GIRL, I HEARD THAT. 900 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:34,230 - WELL, THAT'S GOOD, 'CAUSE I WANTED TO TALK TO JOYCE ANYWAY. 901 00:34:34,233 --> 00:34:37,273 JOYCE, THERE'S A FEW THINGS I WOULD LIKE TO SAY TO YOU, 902 00:34:37,266 --> 00:34:39,566 AND IF YOU WOULD ALLOW ME TO TALK BEFORE YOU SPEAK, 903 00:34:39,567 --> 00:34:40,867 I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 904 00:34:40,867 --> 00:34:44,467 - WE DON'T NEED TO GET INVOLVED IN THIS. 905 00:34:44,467 --> 00:34:46,297 - FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY 906 00:34:46,300 --> 00:34:49,870 THAT I MAY SAY STUPID THINGS SOMETIMES, BUT I'M NOT A RACIST. 907 00:34:49,867 --> 00:34:52,767 SECOND, I MAY HAVE BEEN A BITCH TO YOU IN PALM SPRINGS, 908 00:34:52,767 --> 00:34:54,827 BUT I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE BEEN A BULLY. 909 00:34:54,834 --> 00:34:56,534 AND, LASTLY, TO SAY I'M AN ALCOHOLIC 910 00:34:56,533 --> 00:35:00,333 BECAUSE I GOT DRUNK ON VACATION, JUST NOT TRUE. 911 00:35:00,333 --> 00:35:03,603 SO...THAT'S REALLY IT. 912 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,600 - CAN I SPEAK NOW? - SURE. 913 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:08,270 - FIRST OF ALL, I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE A RACIST. 914 00:35:08,266 --> 00:35:10,366 THAT WAS A RACIST COMMENT, WHAT YOU SAID, 915 00:35:10,367 --> 00:35:12,567 AND YOU HAVE TO ADMIT IT. - IT WAS A STUPID COMMENT. 916 00:35:12,567 --> 00:35:13,797 - WE'RE NOT GETTING INVOLVED. JUST GET OVER HERE! 917 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,230 - I'M NOT GETTING INVOLVED, I'M LISTENING. 918 00:35:15,233 --> 00:35:16,703 THAT'S DIFFERENT THAN GETTING INVOLVED. 919 00:35:16,700 --> 00:35:18,730 - EVERYONE THAT KNOWS ME KNOWS I SAY STUPID STUFF 920 00:35:18,734 --> 00:35:20,604 ALL OF THE TIME. - OKAY, I LET IT GO, 921 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,670 BUT I'M THINKING TO MYSELF, 922 00:35:22,667 --> 00:35:25,267 "OKAY, I'M TRYING TO GET TO KNOW THIS GIRL. 923 00:35:25,266 --> 00:35:26,496 SHE SAYS RACIAL REMARKS. 924 00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:27,800 THEN SHE CALLS ME--" - OH, ONE. ONE TIME. 925 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:29,730 - IS IT GOING WELL, OR NOT? 926 00:35:29,734 --> 00:35:31,334 - WELL, IF YOU WOULD SHUT UP FOR A SECOND SO I COULD HEAR, 927 00:35:31,333 --> 00:35:32,573 MAYBE I WOULD KNOW. 928 00:35:32,567 --> 00:35:34,727 - OH, SO YOU'RE BLACK BECAUSE YOU CAN'T SWIM? 929 00:35:34,734 --> 00:35:35,834 I MEAN, THAT'S A RACIAL REMARK. 930 00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:37,174 - THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT I SAID. 931 00:35:37,166 --> 00:35:41,466 - I CAN'T SWIM. - YOU'RE A BLACK PERSON. 932 00:35:41,467 --> 00:35:42,597 - ACTUALLY I AM. I AM A BLACK PERSON... 933 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,130 - GREAT. OKAY. - BECAUSE IF YOU KNOW 934 00:35:44,133 --> 00:35:45,133 THE HISTORY OF PUERTO RICANS-- - WELL, THEN I'M SORRY 935 00:35:45,133 --> 00:35:46,473 IF I HAVE OFFENDED YOU. 936 00:35:46,467 --> 00:35:47,627 - APOLOGY ACCEPTED. - MY EX-HUSBAND--IT'S NOT A-- 937 00:35:47,633 --> 00:35:48,703 - WE DON'T NEED TO-- APOLOGY ACCEPTED. 938 00:35:48,700 --> 00:35:50,130 - THERE'S NOTHING RACIST ABOUT ME. 939 00:35:50,133 --> 00:35:51,273 - THAT'S ALL I NEEDED TO HEAR. APOLOGY ACCEPTED. 940 00:35:51,266 --> 00:35:53,866 - GREAT. - NEXT SUBJECT. 941 00:35:53,867 --> 00:35:55,497 - HUH? - AWKWARD. 942 00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:58,200 - YOU DON'T GO TO SOMEBODY THAT IS HOSTING YOU-- 943 00:35:58,200 --> 00:36:00,470 YOU DON'T SAY, "JOYCE IS A BIG, FAT PIG." 944 00:36:00,467 --> 00:36:02,197 - JOYCE, YOU'VE BEEN AROUND ME A HANDFUL OF TIMES IN YOUR LIFE. 945 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:04,200 - DO YOU WANT ME TO SPEAK? BECAUSE I GAVE YOU-- 946 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:05,370 I GAVE YOU YOUR MOMENT TO SPEAK. 947 00:36:05,367 --> 00:36:07,697 - JOYCE SPEAKS AT YOU, NOT TO YOU, 948 00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:09,230 AND SHE DOESN'T HEAR YOU 949 00:36:09,233 --> 00:36:10,803 WHEN YOU SPEAK TO HER. EVERY TIME. 950 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,170 YES, PLEASE SPEAK, BUT PLEASE UNDERSTAND... 951 00:36:12,166 --> 00:36:14,196 - I GAVE YOU YOUR MOMENT TO SPEAK, SO I'M JUST-- 952 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,230 I JUST WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND WHERE I'M COMING FROM. 953 00:36:15,233 --> 00:36:16,333 - WHEN YOU THROW OUT THESE LABELS, 954 00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:18,303 THEY COULD AFFECT MY CUSTODY OF MY CHILDREN, 955 00:36:18,300 --> 00:36:20,430 AND THAT IS A BIG DEAL. 956 00:36:20,433 --> 00:36:22,503 - BUT, THEY NEED TO-- - QUIT TALKING, I WANT TO HEAR. 957 00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:24,530 - WHY? - BECAUSE THEN, BY THE TIME 958 00:36:24,533 --> 00:36:26,533 THE STORY COMES BACK TO ME, I WILL HAVE HEARD IT MYSELF 959 00:36:26,533 --> 00:36:28,833 INSTEAD OF THE THREE DIFFERENT VARIATIONS I NORMALLY GET. 960 00:36:28,834 --> 00:36:30,774 IF HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF, 961 00:36:30,767 --> 00:36:32,827 THIS IS GOING TO BE A BIG STORY LATER, 962 00:36:32,834 --> 00:36:35,104 AND THEY'RE GONNA SAY, "BUT SHE SAID, AND SHE SAID," 963 00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:37,570 AND NOW I CAN SAY, "WELL, I KNOW, BECAUSE I HEARD." 964 00:36:37,567 --> 00:36:39,827 - YOU DON'T NEED TO EVEN HAVE AN OPINION ON THIS. 965 00:36:39,834 --> 00:36:41,104 - THERE'S MANY MORE THINGS THAT I WANT TO SAY. 966 00:36:41,100 --> 00:36:42,400 - YOU MET ME FIVE TIMES, FIVE TIMES. 967 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,330 - CAN I CONTINUE TELLING YOU? YOU'VE BEEN DESPICABLE. 968 00:36:44,333 --> 00:36:47,333 - OH. - DESPICABLE. 969 00:36:47,333 --> 00:36:49,303 AT YOLANDA'S DINNER, WHEN I WAS SPEAKING SPANISH 970 00:36:49,300 --> 00:36:51,200 BECAUSE DAVID ASKED ME TO MAKE A TOAST... 971 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:54,600 [speaking Spanish] 972 00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:56,400 - I PREFER ENGLISH, 'CAUSE I DON'T--LIKE, I MEAN-- 973 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,230 IT'S HARD ENOUGH UNDERSTANDING ENGLISH RIGHT NOW. 974 00:36:58,233 --> 00:36:59,673 - I MEAN. COME ON. WHEN I TELL YOU 975 00:36:59,667 --> 00:37:03,327 I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL-- - IT'S ME BEING A BITCH. 976 00:37:03,333 --> 00:37:04,503 - YOU KNOW HOW WE ALWAYS SAY... 977 00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:06,300 [British accent] "OH, THERE'S YOUR--HER STORY, 978 00:37:06,300 --> 00:37:08,330 YOUR STORY, AND THE TRUTH." - WE DON'T SAY... 979 00:37:08,333 --> 00:37:10,233 [exaggerated British accent] "OH, THERE'S YOUR STORY, 980 00:37:10,233 --> 00:37:11,203 HER STORY, AND THE TRUTH." - [laughs] 981 00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:13,230 THERE'S THREE SIDES. 982 00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:15,033 - BUGGER OFF NOW. 983 00:37:15,033 --> 00:37:16,403 - LET'S JUST AGREE. I DON'T LIKE YOU, 984 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:17,700 YOU DON'T LIKE ME, AND THAT'S FINE. 985 00:37:17,700 --> 00:37:19,430 - I DON'T NEED TO LIKE YOU, AND I'M NOT A $100 BILL 986 00:37:19,433 --> 00:37:22,003 THAT YOU NEED TO LIKE. - EXACTLY, SO STOP-- 987 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,200 - WAIT, 32D? - YEAH. 988 00:37:24,200 --> 00:37:26,070 - YOUR TAG OF YOUR BRA IS-- - OH, RIGHT. 989 00:37:26,066 --> 00:37:28,096 - WHO KNEW YOU WERE A "D"? - YEAH. I AM. 990 00:37:28,100 --> 00:37:29,270 THESE ARE A "D," YEAH - A "D"? 991 00:37:29,266 --> 00:37:30,466 - STOP MESSING WITH ME. 992 00:37:30,467 --> 00:37:31,727 - I DON'T. - STOP MESSING WITH ME. 993 00:37:31,734 --> 00:37:33,404 YOU'RE SAYING YOU NEVER BULLIED ME. 994 00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:34,600 I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL, I KNOW-- 995 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,070 - I'M NOT A BULLY. IF I WAS A BULLY, 996 00:37:36,066 --> 00:37:38,726 I WOULD HAVE KNOCKED YOUR [bleep] TEETH OUT BY NOW. 997 00:37:38,734 --> 00:37:40,474 - OH. 998 00:37:40,467 --> 00:37:42,727 KNOCK YOUR TEETH OUT IF YOU WERE A BULLY? 999 00:37:42,734 --> 00:37:46,234 NO. THAT'S NOT THE WAY TO GO ABOUT IT. 1000 00:37:46,233 --> 00:37:48,233 - I DON'T HAVE SYMPATHY FOR IT IF YOU DON'T TAKE 1001 00:37:48,233 --> 00:37:49,333 RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR ACTIONS. - I DON'T CARE 1002 00:37:49,333 --> 00:37:50,773 IF YOU HAVE SYMPATHY FOR ANY PART OF ME, 1003 00:37:50,767 --> 00:37:51,997 BUT WHEN YOU LABEL ME THESE HORRIBLE THINGS-- 1004 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,430 - OH, [bleep] THIS. 1005 00:37:53,433 --> 00:37:55,503 - I DO, I THINK THAT PALM SPRINGS WAS A LITTLE-- 1006 00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:57,070 WAS DEFINITELY NOT-- - A LITTLE? 1007 00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:59,696 - LET'S JUST SORT THESE CLOTHES OUT. KYLE? 1008 00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:01,130 - DID YOU SAY YOU'RE SORRY FOR PALM SPRINGS? 1009 00:38:01,133 --> 00:38:03,033 - I'M--I'M NOT, NO. - YOU DON'T-- 1010 00:38:03,033 --> 00:38:04,403 THERE'S NO SORRY? - SHE'S NOT SORRY. 1011 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:05,530 - YOU DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR MAYBE SOME OF THE THINGS YOU SAID? 1012 00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:07,003 - I MEAN, I HAVEN'T GOTTEN AN APOLOGY, 1013 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,730 SO I DON'T FEEL LIKE I NEED TO GIVE ONE EITHER. 1014 00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:13,473 - CARLTON. - HELLO. 1015 00:38:13,467 --> 00:38:15,327 - COME FOR A NICE, RELAXING AFTERNOON. 1016 00:38:15,333 --> 00:38:17,203 GO AND JOIN THEM OVER THERE. - REALLY? 1017 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,330 INTO THE FRAY, RIGHT? - [laughs] I'M JOKING. 1018 00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:21,333 STAY HERE WITH US. IT'S MUCH SAFER HERE. 1019 00:38:21,333 --> 00:38:23,303 - THIS IS GREAT. - REALLY? 1020 00:38:23,300 --> 00:38:24,970 - YES. - OKAY, I'LL TAKE THAT ONE 1021 00:38:24,967 --> 00:38:26,527 ON THE FRONT. - I KNOW, RIGHT? 1022 00:38:26,533 --> 00:38:29,603 - IF SOMEONE'S VICIOUSLY ATTACKING ME A MILLION TIMES, 1023 00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,330 I DON'T FEEL I NEED TO APOLOGIZE, I FEEL-- 1024 00:38:31,333 --> 00:38:32,573 - HI. - HOW ARE YOU? 1025 00:38:32,567 --> 00:38:33,667 - GOOD, BABY. HOW ARE YOU? - OH, YOU LOOK PRETTY. 1026 00:38:33,667 --> 00:38:35,197 - YOU'RE LIKE, "WELL, HELLO THERE." 1027 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,470 - WELL, NO, I WAS--I'M LIKE, "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?" 1028 00:38:37,467 --> 00:38:39,067 - YES, EXACTLY. 1029 00:38:39,066 --> 00:38:42,166 - COME ON. SOMEBODY COME AND HELP ME WITH THE BOXES. 1030 00:38:42,166 --> 00:38:43,426 - [laughs] - LET'S REMEMBER WHY WE'RE HERE. 1031 00:38:43,433 --> 00:38:46,433 - I'LL COME AND HELP YOU, 'CAUSE I'M DONE. 1032 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:50,600 I'M DONE. 1033 00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,070 announcer: COMING UP... 1034 00:38:52,066 --> 00:38:53,366 - BUT I CAN GIVE YOU A HUG, AND I CAN MOVE ON. 1035 00:38:53,367 --> 00:38:56,367 - DON'T TOUCH ME! EW! LIKE, DON'T COME NEAR ME! 1036 00:39:01,367 --> 00:39:02,367 - LET'S GET WET AND RUN THROUGH LISA'S HOUSE. 1037 00:39:02,367 --> 00:39:03,927 COME ON, ROXIE. LISA? 1038 00:39:03,934 --> 00:39:05,334 - OH, I HAVE GOT TO PUSH YOU IN THERE. 1039 00:39:05,333 --> 00:39:07,503 - I WILL KILL YOU. - [laughs] 1040 00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:09,230 - I SWEAR TO GOD, LISA, I WILL KILL YOU. 1041 00:39:09,233 --> 00:39:10,633 - [laughs] - I WILL KILL YOU. 1042 00:39:10,633 --> 00:39:12,433 I WILL KILL YOU. OH, MY GOD! YOU'RE SO-- 1043 00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:14,633 - OH! - OH, MY GOD. 1044 00:39:14,633 --> 00:39:16,073 THIS IS MY OUTFIT! - AH! 1045 00:39:16,066 --> 00:39:18,196 YOU'RE SO CHILDISH, KYLE. 1046 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:19,600 - I'M SO CONFUSED. 1047 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:22,200 I DIDN'T THINK LISA AND KYLE WERE ON SUCH GOOD TERMS. 1048 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:23,370 - [laughs] 1049 00:39:23,367 --> 00:39:25,297 - BACK ON, BACK OFF. BACK ON, BACK OFF. 1050 00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:27,330 - SO CHILDISH. - [laughs] 1051 00:39:27,333 --> 00:39:28,533 OH, MY GOD, NO! MY HAIR! 1052 00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:30,133 - LISA, YOUR PANTS ARE SEE-THROUGH. 1053 00:39:30,133 --> 00:39:31,173 [laughter] HA HA. 1054 00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,900 - WHAT ABOUT THIS? ROBERTO CAVALLI. 1055 00:39:37,900 --> 00:39:41,000 - OH, THAT IS CUTE! OH! - I LIKE THAT DRESS. 1056 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,530 - JOYCE, THIS IS FOR YOU. - OKAY, THAT IS SO ME. 1057 00:39:43,533 --> 00:39:44,603 I LOVE THAT. - AND THERE'S A CROSS ON IT. 1058 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:45,900 IT'S FOR CARLTON. 1059 00:39:45,900 --> 00:39:47,900 - LISTEN, SO YOU'RE AT A STALEMATE. 1060 00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:49,970 IF YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE WAITING FOR AN APOLOGY FROM HER, 1061 00:39:49,967 --> 00:39:51,127 SHE'S CLEARLY NOT GONNA GIVE IT, 1062 00:39:51,133 --> 00:39:52,573 AND SHE'S WAITING FOR IT FROM YOU. 1063 00:39:52,567 --> 00:39:55,097 THEN WHAT DO WE DO? WE DO THIS EVERY TIME? 1064 00:39:55,100 --> 00:39:57,870 - BUT, LISA-- - LISA, IN PALM SPRINGS, 1065 00:39:57,867 --> 00:40:00,527 SHE NEVER EVEN SPOKE UP FOR HERSELF ONCE. 1066 00:40:00,533 --> 00:40:02,333 - RIGHT, I AGREE, LOVE. 1067 00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:03,903 - SO LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION. 1068 00:40:03,900 --> 00:40:06,370 KNOWING THAT SHE WAS RUDE TO YOU IN PALM SPRINGS 1069 00:40:06,367 --> 00:40:08,327 BY CALLING YOU "JACQUELINE" HOWEVER MANY TIMES-- 1070 00:40:08,333 --> 00:40:10,003 - AND AT YOLANDA'S, WHICH YOU WEREN'T THERE. 1071 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,370 - KIM, WILL YOU ORGANIZE HERE? I'VE GOT ANXIETY. 1072 00:40:12,367 --> 00:40:14,327 - YOU'RE USING A LOT OF BLOODY LABELS, 1073 00:40:14,333 --> 00:40:17,233 AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT-- THE WAY YOU OPERATE. 1074 00:40:17,233 --> 00:40:19,003 - I KNOW YOU WANT TO COME AND DEFEND HER. 1075 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,500 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU--I'M GONNA TELL YOU THE WAY I OPERATE. 1076 00:40:21,500 --> 00:40:23,600 - LOOK, WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE NOT A RACIST. 1077 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,400 WE ALL KNOW IT WAS A STUPID REMARK. 1078 00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,900 - SORRY, YOU CAN'T JUSTIFY PUTTING LABELS ON PEOPLE, 1079 00:40:27,900 --> 00:40:28,970 NOT EVEN KNOWING HER. - NO. 1080 00:40:28,967 --> 00:40:31,067 - BY THE WAY, YOU ARE IN NO POSITION 1081 00:40:31,066 --> 00:40:32,896 TO PUT THAT KIND OF LABEL ON ANYBODY. 1082 00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:34,570 - SHE'S IN NO POSITION TO BE RUDE TO ME. 1083 00:40:34,567 --> 00:40:35,867 SHE'S IN NO POSITION TO ATTACK ME. 1084 00:40:35,867 --> 00:40:37,027 - BUT YOU CAN'T CALL HER BI-POLAR. 1085 00:40:37,033 --> 00:40:38,373 - SHE'S IN NO POSITION TO CALL ME A BIG, FAT PIG. 1086 00:40:38,367 --> 00:40:39,567 "JOYCE IS A BIG FAT PIG." - YEAH, BECAUSE YOU REALLY-- 1087 00:40:39,567 --> 00:40:40,927 SHE'S IN NO POSITION TO CALL ME "JACQUELINE." 1088 00:40:40,934 --> 00:40:42,074 SHE'S IN NO POSITION TO CALL ME "JOY-SAY." 1089 00:40:42,066 --> 00:40:43,466 - OKAY. SHE'S IN NO POSITION TO SAY-- 1090 00:40:43,467 --> 00:40:44,827 - "BL-BL-BL-BL-BL." AND THIS IS ALL I'M HEARING, 1091 00:40:44,834 --> 00:40:45,934 "BL-BL-BL-BL-BL." I'M WATCHING THE MOUTH, 1092 00:40:45,934 --> 00:40:47,434 AND I'M LIKE, "[bleep] HELL, STOP." 1093 00:40:47,433 --> 00:40:48,973 - I HAD A CONVERSATION WITH HER, 1094 00:40:48,967 --> 00:40:51,167 THE ONLY TIME I GOT A WORD IN WAS WHEN SHE TOOK A BREATH. 1095 00:40:51,166 --> 00:40:53,996 - [laughs] I SCREW UP EVERY DAY, PROBABLY. 1096 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,470 I SAY THINGS I SHOULDN'T SAY, I DO THINGS I SHOULDN'T DO. 1097 00:40:56,467 --> 00:40:58,597 IT'S JUST WHO I AM. I'M NORMAL, I MAKE MISTAKES, 1098 00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,400 I'M NOT PERFECT. AND I'M NOT SORRY. I'M SORRY-- 1099 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,030 - BUT SHE WAS RETALIATING OVER YOU KIND OF 1100 00:41:04,033 --> 00:41:05,133 TREATING HER POORLY IN PALM SPRINGS. 1101 00:41:05,133 --> 00:41:06,433 - THAT'S GREAT, AND I WAS RETALIATING 1102 00:41:06,433 --> 00:41:07,903 OVER WHAT SHE PULLED AT THE THOMPSON. 1103 00:41:07,900 --> 00:41:09,900 - LISA CAN GIVE CRITICISM, BUT SHE DOESN'T TAKE IT. 1104 00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:11,170 - THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID. - YES IT WAS. 1105 00:41:11,166 --> 00:41:12,226 - WHEN HAVE I GIVEN CRITICISM 1106 00:41:12,233 --> 00:41:13,833 TO ANYONE? - OH, WOW. OKAY. 1107 00:41:13,834 --> 00:41:17,804 - OKAY, SO CAN YOU JUST KIND OF END IT LIKE THAT? 1108 00:41:17,800 --> 00:41:19,300 - YES, SURE. 1109 00:41:19,300 --> 00:41:21,830 YOU CANNOT WIN WITH THIS PERSON. YOU JUST CAN'T. 1110 00:41:21,834 --> 00:41:25,234 IT'S LIKE, YOU CAN'T FIGHT WITH CRAZY, SO JUST GIVE IT UP. 1111 00:41:25,233 --> 00:41:26,933 - JOYCE. - WE CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE. 1112 00:41:26,934 --> 00:41:28,934 - I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID TO YOU IN PALM SPRINGS, 1113 00:41:28,934 --> 00:41:31,504 CALLING YOU "JACQUELINE," OR WHATEVER I SAID. 1114 00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:33,930 I AM NONE OF THE THINGS THAT YOU'VE LABELED ME. 1115 00:41:33,934 --> 00:41:35,904 I THINK IT'S INCREDIBLY RUDE AND JUDGMENTAL 1116 00:41:35,900 --> 00:41:37,130 FOR YOU TO DO THAT. 1117 00:41:37,133 --> 00:41:39,433 MOVING FORWARD, I WILL BE KIND TO YOU, 1118 00:41:39,433 --> 00:41:42,973 AND NOT CALL YOU ANY OTHER NAME THAN "JOYCE." 1119 00:41:42,967 --> 00:41:45,197 - I'M SORRY IF I HURT YOU, CALLING YOU THE THINGS 1120 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,130 THAT I CALLED YOU, BECAUSE I AM WOMAN ENOUGH 1121 00:41:47,133 --> 00:41:48,473 TO ACCEPT MY MISTAKES. 1122 00:41:48,467 --> 00:41:51,767 ON MY END, THE ISSUE WITH BRANDI IS OVER FOR GOOD. 1123 00:41:51,767 --> 00:41:53,767 I HOPE THAT ON HER END, IT'S NOT JUST A BAND-AID, 1124 00:41:53,767 --> 00:41:54,927 AND I HOPE SHE CAN REALLY STOP BEING 1125 00:41:54,934 --> 00:41:56,904 THE MEAN BRANDI THAT I'VE KNOWN SO FAR. 1126 00:41:56,900 --> 00:41:58,470 - YAY. - RESOLUTION. 1127 00:41:58,467 --> 00:42:01,767 - NO BEING CYNICAL, BUT I CAN GIVE YOU A HUG, AND MOVE ON. 1128 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:06,500 - DON'T TOUCH ME! EW! LIKE, DON'T COME NEAR ME! 1129 00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:10,730 WE CAN AGREE TO DISAGREE, BUT WE DON'T HAVE TO HUG. 1130 00:42:10,734 --> 00:42:12,034 NOW LET'S HAVE SOME SHOTS OF TEQUILA. 1131 00:42:12,033 --> 00:42:14,333 [laughter] 1132 00:42:14,333 --> 00:42:15,773 announcer: NEXT TIME, 1133 00:42:15,767 --> 00:42:17,467 ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS... 1134 00:42:17,467 --> 00:42:20,127 - I'M GOING TO SACRAMENTO. I HAVE A BOOK SIGNING THERE. 1135 00:42:20,133 --> 00:42:22,033 - WHO STAYED HERE THAT WE WOULD KNOW? 1136 00:42:22,033 --> 00:42:24,833 BARACK OBAMA? - NO. MR. SCHWARZENEGGER. 1137 00:42:24,834 --> 00:42:26,334 - EW! GET OUT OF BED! - AH! 1138 00:42:26,333 --> 00:42:28,473 - WOW. - WHOO! 1139 00:42:28,467 --> 00:42:29,727 - THAT'S PUSSY POWER. 1140 00:42:31,066 --> 00:42:32,266 - NOW WE'RE TALKING! 1141 00:42:32,266 --> 00:42:33,766 - LIKE THAT? - YEAH, SO RIGHT NOW-- 1142 00:42:33,767 --> 00:42:34,897 CAN YOU HEAR MY VOICE? 1143 00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:36,270 - HE'S TAPPING! HE'S TAPPING! LET GO! 1144 00:42:36,266 --> 00:42:38,826 - I THINK I ALMOST STRANGLED HIM. [laughs] 1145 00:42:38,834 --> 00:42:39,974 [women yelling] 1146 00:42:39,967 --> 00:42:41,267 - KIM, DO NOT KICK ME IN THE PENIS, IT HURTS. 1147 00:42:41,266 --> 00:42:42,266 - OH. 1148 00:42:42,266 --> 00:42:44,166 [laughter] 1149 00:42:44,166 --> 00:42:45,926 - SHE'S LAUGHING AT YOU. 1150 00:42:45,934 --> 00:42:48,034 all: OH! 1151 00:42:48,033 --> 00:42:49,773 - I JUST WANT TO LIVE A NORMAL LIFE. 1152 00:42:49,767 --> 00:42:53,227 MY FAMILY'S, LIKE, FALLING [bleep] APART, AND-- 1153 00:42:53,233 --> 00:42:56,173 - SNAP OUT OF IT. HUH? 1154 00:42:56,166 --> 00:42:57,396 - I'M FINE. - "I'M FINE" DOESN'T WORK 1155 00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:58,870 WITH ME. - I'M FINE. 1156 00:42:58,867 --> 00:42:59,897 SHE'S ALWAYS MOMMY-ING ME. 1157 00:42:59,900 --> 00:43:02,300 - LISA. 1158 00:43:02,300 --> 00:43:04,130 announcer: TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE HOUSEWIVES, 1159 00:43:04,133 --> 00:43:06,133 GO TO BRAVOTV.COM. 83839