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On the 25th the pennicellina vials

at 42 the drops

at 4 pm the drip

to the 18th... but didn't the 18th die yesterday?

Now when they die they don't even know they will erase these

so they make us work twice as hard but take a look

good, calm down, I'll be right there

the laxative scrirup

then we also take the sedative for keep the nymphomaniac calm

and a nice slep of sleeping pill to put the madman to sleep

so we're okay

got it... calm down, I'll be right there

I think we're okay

three, two, one, zero

Damn, what a mess... I'm coming!

(alarm sound) boni boni be good... here it is!

(people's voice) here it is allowed

damn what a mess ma'am, what are you doing? Wait

Yes, he has bronchitis

before eating I have to give her the syrup... - whatever...

a boy but handle it

- how great am I? - All right

- eat rigatoni - but I don't want them

and you will see that they are good for you also to bronchitis

- I don't want them so I prepared them with much love - let's go!

I owe you this leg, taja always in the middle

permission permission popi popi

what are we doing living room?

What did you do with the sauce?

You know it hurts, right?

- We took pasta that doesn't overcook - and that's fine

- after viette a magna du rigatoni with us!

If you don't care about your health I don't care about mine

but what do you want send me to the hospital

come on... come on... sir

...thermometer! Always eating it makes your liver hurt!

- A little drop to taste it - you've been playing the trumpet for half an hour!

- Look how wasted I am - little girl!

All skin and bones

How does grandpa feel today? Well? Well?

He'll see what this drip is like if he feels it better - oh yes!

Sarza and leaves alone - and be good

well to criminals... wretches come here where are you going?

- But fuck you - you are not ashamed child to say these ugly words!

To me that I'm working, that I'm doing my duty?

And that maybe at this moment I'm also treating your father

- mum's friend - what is... is

but you know that I started to work at your age?

I am sacrificing myself with 187 sick people while the others go on strike

187 mouths to give pills to 187 mouths to give syrup to

386 butts to give injections to

and you say fuck me but fuck you

damn what a mirror

well... oh but this is oil!

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But damn Mario, you've bored me now

you understood yes or no that's all afternoon I'm fucking

- well I've always thought that goalkeepers had an intense sexual life

- parking of any vehicle is prohibited in the courtyard, do you understand?

- Then tie it to the tree for me you're ruining my greenery!

The green... this fossil

do you want to see some green? - Eh! - Look in your pocket!

I... I... you know what I do? I'll report it to the administrator

- Eh... expose expose - Ninth

- Here we have to decide it's either me or the car

- The car - But the soul of the dead...

- You saw that I made a burglar alarm - If someone steals this car from you

- It's capital you know - And whoever doesn't blind you in one eye

- Guys, you're putting me there you too with this ball

- Come on, give me this ball

Now I'll pass it to him, look... go!

Damn - Center!

- Hi Mario - where are you going, sister Marì?

- Now I have to give her the injection, where go?

I need to hurry up with a little glass of milk - and you're as drunk as yesterday

of course they put it in the milk of everything

- always better than drugs!

And now we will know from one of our own loyal viewer

the story of a close encounter of the 3rd type

- yes... yes... about 2 months ago I saw one blinding light in the sky

-um... she stayed there for a good 2 minutes

and... and then she disappeared!

- Very interesting, ma'am...

her is a testimony very important

of what the insertion of UFOs is in our daily life

To Nì... to Nì...

possible that in this house don't you live like normal people?

Sit at the table, eat, look at each other in your face

talk... - I'm telling him when we saw UFIs

on Sister Adele's terrace

- but that wasn't a UFO, it was there toilet light

you eat too many peppers in the evening you get nightmares and see UFOs

but what the hell? - Nina

are you still there? - You are always in line

- Yes, don't worry, sir ufologist, where do you want it to be?

- Who is? Who speaks? Ready? - Like who is he?

Who is? I know my husband I know!

Ready! Allow me dear general...

in this house since it existed she's with the UFOs...

he doesn't eat, he doesn't drink he doesn't fuck

...he won't do anything anymore - ready!

Yes, they are still online

if he still has a quarter of an hour, twenty minutes of time...

I wanted to tell you one my shocking adventure

from when I was a child

mmhh... well you were born to me shocked

- but wow...

...then I went for mushrooms in the Albano woods

when suddenly he appeared to me a big green man

big, disgusting

- disgusting how this pasta is

- and he even gave me a rude gesture

I don't know if it's possible on television because it's a dirty thing

- no say it, say it!

Without fear we are all here to listen to you

it tells him that she saw the incredible Hulk

and he showed him his big dick green...

because when he swells let's go and then...

- I don't understand but whose is this big dick?

- Will you stop?

Hulk... lucky him!

- No no sorry I wasn't mad at you she

- of course... it's clear that not understands

but what do you want to understand?

There is nothing to understand!

Eh eh the assholes in the story

they have always needed see something

they once saw the saints

now they see the ufi

good morning Laurè come on the newspaper soon

- a moment there is first the Gentleman

- I got there first - give me...

...time, the evening courier

...the people, the unity

...forward

ah... the republic

mh... give me the courier sport which is better

soon Laura or the policeman he fines me

...hurry up - which I always have to do quickly and then...

to Laurè but whoever gives it to you is up to you confidence?

She's sorry huh!

Is he okay? Where is... where is this?

Are you happy now? A newspaper It costs me 5 thousand lire in the morning

- we're here to help the collection all of them

to send her to the clinic, because she can't stand it anymore

- well what is it is a disease like another

aerophagia - look no further than this it's just the worst

- okay, okay - oh, what about you?

Which feels worse? Give me some you see

- I'm not having fun, you know

what do you think? (stomach noises)

- Aho like the dolls!

One day or another he will also tell us mom

Good morning! How's this one beautiful girl?

Ready for the injection?

Turnè - yes it's all an excuse for uncover my thighs

and you will understand

I miss this first fruit

heard anything? - No

what hand huh? They called me dead hand

this too with oxygen

this is a general fixation

we are still in the times of oxygen

in America it's been a while they don't give air anymore

but I know you're an old woman fox

you're a stickler and maybe you don't want to breathe other people's air

and here I am in a flash

I'll prepare the air for you

this is all yours

and you must not give it to anyone

- he confessed, I have pangs in my stomach

in the liver and also in the kidneys

what will it be? - Absolutely nothing nothing a psychological block

she needs to unblock herself, go home immediately

have a nice meal and a nice drink

get up and you'll see that it's fine - Yes

come on, come on... get up

she has a psychological block it must be unlocked

did she understand? She stared now she is unblocked

she stared and froze

(falling noise) the fixed one is blocked

in any case this is not hers is it more useful?

Then I'll take it

- I'm a screwed son of a bitch the bed

what happened? What is he doing there on the ground?

- He stole my bed

It happens in this hospital of everything

as this wretched man stands for earth and...

no one gives him a hand

but what makes it slide? - Easy, I'll break down

slowly slowly - it stops it stops

don't get stuck right?

This is ankylosed

- but what's going on here? - Oh mom

- the madman came and screwed him Is this bastard's bed okay?

- She's the crazy one - I know I'm crazy but look at this

why are you starched?

Sister Maè, you'll get it!

Make way! Don't worry this doesn't last long

He immediately frees the bed

where did the madman go? - Over there

Spartacus! Spartacus!

- Ah where did Lucì go crazy?

-He went down - damn him

Spartacus... Spartacus... today there is no customer

Spartacus... brrr how cold!

(low voice) Spartacus... Spartacus Spartacus

come on, I know you're here he doesn't act stupid

but look at this crazy person... brrr

Come on Spartacus, come out you get bronchopneumonia here

don't be an asshole (noise)

Who is? Is anyone there? (squeal)

(scream) Spartacus! (raspberry)

But the soul of the bastards is yours and who opened the mental asylums for you

come here... yes I'll catch you

- we interrupt for a few moments the TV novel "Perfidia"

to give you news of a serious act terrorist

happened a few minutes ago

- for goodness sake!

- Hello Nì - Hello - How are you?

- Good... but what have you become? crazy?

Are you looking at the monoscope?

- Eh... it's the only program for me which relaxes and entertains me

we broadcast the 37th episode of telenovel "Perfidia"

- Damn - A is now on air musical program

- and who knows if they found it er boy

Who? - The countess' son Lara

- embe? - in the previous episode

Count Gondrano had them kidnapped his son

and do you know why? - No - To make her give in to his insane desires

did you understand?

I'm dirty!

But then sorry why insane?

I don't find anything strange about it

Countess Lara is good and so he wants to do it

do you think so?

You men just think to that - to what?

Why not this...

let's go. You know I'm joking it doesn't offend you

no... eh... I'm sorry too porella

for Countess Lara's son

darnit...

who knows how this went - eh!

In Ni I know I haven't slept for 12 hours...

My feet hurt. I've had them a bad day, though...

if you give me that little massage you know what you do...

I'm awake for another half hour I would stay

- to Mario but you really are without conscience

Here we don't know what happened to him this boy

and despite this you would like to make love

I'm desperate, look!

But to me the countess's son Lara I don't give a damn

All right? Oh!

That here between television, night time strikes

you don't hit a nail anymore

I even forgot I had it

er nail!

(on TV) now a lesson in tantra and yoga

(on TV) tantra and yoga of love

(on TV) the woman must enlarge legs slowly

(on TV) push forward the pelvis

(on TV) harden your muscles of the abdomen

(on TV)then relax suddenly

(on TV) this gymnastics is it is very suitable for increasing

(on TV) duration and rendering more satisfying

(on TV) sexual intercourse

(on TV) now the two partners lie down next to each other

(on TV) they lift slowly the legs

(on TV) and they start moving them rhythmically

(on TV) this gymnastics that there comes from the Far East

(on TV) is particularly suitable - to Ninè - Eh

- but what are you doing alone?

- Ouch! Do you see those?

Yogano in 2

don't you want to yoga with me?

But go to yoga alone, go!

Material!

Those guys aren't about making love, you know

a highly psychological exercise

ignorant - I get it

I'd better leave

before you give me meningitis by force of knees

ah ah aha... enough!

At morè I said enough of me...

It's too windy, I have neuralgia!

- Below! Sheikh!

Look what I bring you

who is this infidel? - Eh!

Na nun! - Ah!

Good thing until now we only killed priests

...Umh a nun... or nun

Ah Ah... get off!

A nun... but...

Pretty! - Fine stuff, doctor!

Shut up, you understand!

What is your name?

Sister Nina

Sister Nina

come Sister Nina... get up

I want to be alone with you

and you go... all of you!

I want to be alone with her I don't want to see you anymore, Go!

Go quickly, go...go

eunuch... eh I'm telling you too

you have to go, it's time - are you going?

I? - Go!

- I'll cut you too the head

- when that's the case

go away

- remember that I am the bride of Christ

- Ah finally I know who yours is Husband

- yes, come... what order are you from?

- Millet - Oh God the toothy girl!

- I've never been kissed like this

Ah God... by Allah

- For you - No, I say for Allah

You threw it at my feet

- Read a little about who he is

Ouch... what a dream

but how long did I sleep?

- An hour

- In Nì I was dreaming that you and I were inside a tent

and we made love I was

all well dressed too from sheikh

- but you're always dreaming dirty, you

how dirty? With you

I know dirty...

Have you ever tried to dress like a nun

- yes... from Monza

I tore everything from you...

To Mr. Mario Miglio...

head of the medical department...

with affection and gratitude...

eh... it's just the damn thing I know done during the strike

you saw but they were nice

there are still people in the world there is some recognition

- see how many bottles!

And we're happy all our lives with these

- I'm going over there where the drama is - Yes

there is another letter

let's see a little

prize competition

congratulations you won

first prize: Fiat silver

2000 model

They even give away the models as gifts of machines

these...

first prize fiat argenta 2000

second prize mink

silvery luxury

aho and there are no models of minks

- you are the lucky winner

hers is his

you can also collect it immediately

Can I pick it up right away? - Certain!

Free? - Free!

How much is it worth?

Thus complete it costs 14 million 500 (whistle)

Nice figure...

- you think the first

exactly like this one was given as a gift

to the Prime Minister

- well... then... you know... for me it is too

...I can't... could I have the money?

The cash equivalent?

Better not?

- Of course it can be done though look at it!

She's so beautiful...

because she sees... that is... mine wife

eh... you really want to buy a apartment

and with the money we have aside plus these 14 and a half million...

I say... and then he always told me first the house then the car

If he finds out, he'll make me sell it right away

- I understand, but basically you can keep it for a while

he enjoys it

for two or three months then

I take it back from her without letting her lose it almost nothing - I don't lose anything?

I almost... not my wife I tell her nothing

- Sure - Eh!

Can I try it?

- Go - Really?

(honk) oh how you touch sound

what is this button?

Hate!!

This car is all electronic

Sorry, I'm not familiar with the 500 I don't have them...

these buttons

- of course when you get into a car you can't go down like this anymore

- oh no!

Good thing it's not a wagon funeral

oh man, he drank this dog?

Piss piss handsome dad who the wheel is new

well... the whole car here is new...

and now that's enough, right?

And what the heck for a drop of water

and a drop for a damn moment my whole wheel is drowning

now it seems that the car is there about her, iamme...

- handsome dad - the car is mine mine, well

why not a bit? You have the dog I don't have the car?

But look at this!

Faglie saw the kidneys of the poor one beast

damn... but look at that stain he made me

but crazy stuff

- well, take a look at this machine

I'll leave it in double row soon I'm coming to take it back

and who cares! For me you can do it came to Ripija tomorrow

take back the keys but for who I am he took...

I'm not the engineer I'm the master you know!

- Of what? Of this one?

Yes! I'm incognito but I'm the owner of this car

and bring that toilet to you... asshole!

Look at yourself sometimes (engine noise)

I think he's right

I have to put myself at the height of the vehicle

you hear that you happen to have a stereo Good...

but do you spend little?

What is it? - Do you see this? This captures the whole world

you can also hear radio taxis from Chicago

and what do I care... I want it hear the music

what interests me about radio taxi from Chicago then...

I don't even understand them

- no news from the police now they are interested in

no... no those things aren't done

- with this he knows them before the television

yes huh...

so one instead of going to the cinema to spend the money

you see a nice robbery live

and save too... no

no... no... I don't care how much does it cost?

- 250

too

and who has all this money

- but like someone who has a beauty car like yours

...eh... she's beautiful, huh? - What are we doing, doctor?

Do we want it high?

Mount it!

(music on the radio) ah... ah how beautiful machine!

Let's dive a little...

(on the radio) car 210 via Candia

(on the radio) burglary

the police took him (on the radio) some thugs

(on the radio) they smeared the Altar of the Fatherland

eh... the Madonna!

Damn them!

(on the radio) wrong wall accidents - Kill nice day today!

The laughter!

- Corriere dello Sport! - One second, the gentleman is here first

- Actually, I was there first

- Ammapete Mario what a beautiful car you won...

to the football pools?

The Corriere dello Sport? - No

I would like... the Espresso...

Panorama...

Capital and... Il Sole 24 Ore

- You got it Mario

Then to Mario...

but like Mario? But that's all this confidence?

How dare you?

To Mario... yes

I'll leave right away - Take your time doctor

Thanks dear!

(horn sound)

- Good evening, doctor - But why was he sleeping?

- No, never - Ah, we're fine awake with eyes closed

- No... - Excuse me

we are confident that this garage is it safe at night?

- Who needs to hide?

But how dare you?

I meant if he was safe for the machine

- look, since I've been here they only stole 2 cars

ah... well and since when has he been here?

- For 2 days

Damn them...

- What's going on? - No

I'm staying

- What are you doing? Do you sleep here?

Why is it prohibited?

- No - Ah!

- But it's strange

- but what is this stuff?

Ah, but that was shit

- I'm the son of a slut

who could it be!

I was getting up to go to will work

Look, I didn't sleep a wink all night

if he knows where you have been until now...

to now?

Like where have I been? In the hospital

I had a bad day in Nì let's not start

I've done 2 shifts and now I have to leave do another one

- but you worked those shifts!

If they haven't seen you since yesterday hospital, liar

then... then... they told you

A Nì wait... let me explain

You treat me as if you already have me wrong

Nina

Nina... wait... let me talk

let me explain

I know why you're doing this

you think I've been with someone woman

- and instead you tell me that you were with a man

Now you have this habit too!

A Nì please...

Wait a minute... wait...

Now I'll explain

- Come on... explain to me

It's a secret

- Is it a secret?

- A secret!

- And what secret is it?

What a secret is...

- Eh!

What a secret huh?!

And... a secret... that - A nice secret

Then who knows what to Ninè you think

You see... but then you're good at I keep it a secret

Yes

I'm good yes

Swear! - I swear!

- I'll give you a shot

And he won't exaggerate

I take your word for it

I joined a group political

that Italy must change from so to so

- Ah, but what about politics now? if it's at night

Certain! All politics is done at night

What do you do during the day when they see you everyone?

- You won't go around shooting I hope people

Will he shoot? But you've gone mad

No... we don't do anything bad

Nothing

Only... we like them mysterious

- Mmh and it's not like I could come Me too?

No first rule: No women

- It seemed like you

(on TV) problems for motorists Italians

(on TV) strike in the next few days to the bitter end

(on TV) petrol stations

this too

fill me up again for favor

you will understand this right now

Please remember... there it is!

To you you they should take in ice cream shop in montà zabaione

other than being a petrol station attendant

- It's already the fifth time you've come to do this full today

- what are you doing bathing in?

- No, I'll make Molotov cocktails

- Daddy's crazy is back!

- Young people are crazy

- Yes... yes...

Grandpa is right...

until the last drop

Tie waves...

aho this is how you help the elderly

make playboy law

if you give him a capable joint that it dies young

Hello grandfather!

Damn, how disgusting!

Worse than beer...

Well, if I give a woman a kiss I'll start it!

(on the radio) Gazelle five, go to Triton immediately...

Naked tourist at Trevi Fountain.

Mandrillo four to Mandrillo four...

In three minutes I go and hide...

Now I'll show you whoever gets there first...

At least, before he covers her up… Go...

Quick, quick, quick... That's me they cover the tourist... Quick!

Green... Let's go... And let's go...

But look at you, this girl of mine...

I'm sorry, but it doesn't run anymore.

I... Excuse me miss, you have need help?

Well, yes thanks. If you could help me pull over...

Don't worry...

I'll take care of it, modestly...

I'm familiar with cars...

- Thank you. - Please.

I think I'm not familiar with it today...

Perhaps...

Maybe it's worth calling a electrician, what do you think?

It does not matter. I'll send for her.

Here you go.

Oh God, did I hurt her?

No, don't worry, I I do it every night.

If I don't do that I don't fall asleep!

If he needs a ride don't give compliments...

No thanks, I just have to go in pharmacy... Then from there I'll call a taxi.

A taxi? But there's no need...

I have my car there...

Come... Don't give compliments.

Come. Ouch...

What medicines should you buy?

Insulin...

For my husband. He is diabetic.

Damn, so young...

-Who told him that he is young? - Well...

With a wife like that...

No, my husband is not the more young...

Middle age?

Take half off!

-What type of insulin does he take? - Strong insulin.

Look... Ne...

Ne... I have to have a little box right here in the drawer...

Please take a seat.

Are you a doctor?

Yes...

I'm a doctor.

I work at the Polyclinic.

It looks like a pharmacy!

You know, every time I go out from the hospital...

I'll take some... Because I always find a solution...

I-I-I'm always excellent remedy... I meant...

In emergency situations like these...

You see, many times fate...

- It involves two people on the same car...

- Even in the same beds... - As you said, excuse me? Please. Say.

No... No, I was saying that the thank you very much!

If you can leave me now to a taxi...

Of course, I'll accompany her.

Let's hope the car is at the height...

Of such a beautiful woman...

If it doesn't suck...

If you're not ashamed, I meant!

She said one is enough.

Professor.

I asked her if she said that one is enough.

Well you know... Experience teaches...

Which doesn't need to be increased the dose...

Because otherwise then to the sick person depression comes...

And she goes into the kitchen looking for sugar...

Yes, yes of course!

Then it's always better than doing it pierce your ass twice a day.

Ah, cute.

Professor...

- You inspire me with confidence. - Please!

But not so commendatory. Madam, some water...

Look up... Look up, look up!

- Look at the bird, Commander... - No, don't worry...

- I am fine... - Oh, no. If you see how good he is!

- Thank you. Drink, drink water. - No water...

- If anything, Champagne! - I told her to drink water...

And we drink water. Come on, let's make stories.

Ah, good.

Look, you're talking to Augusto Pinna...

President of the Casse Riunite of Savings.

You can't give me orders...

If I said Champagne... It has to be Champagne!

Okay, then look, face whatever he thinks...

If you drink a nice bottle of Champagne...

Then you make a nice parade full of chocolate...

Five, six sambuches...

And you will see that within two hours...

- The only chest you see is that one Are you happy when you die? - Balls!

No, eh, eh, eh...

I wanted to say: You are someone who she has balls!

That's better...

There are only a few of us left, you know?

Listen... Tonight I'm giving a Cocktail, for some friends...

And then, away... In Paris!

Nice here. Is it all her stuff?

Well, yes, I had it done too the swimming pool...

Nonsense... Thirty million...

And then a stable... I am a horse lover.

Good, good!

My wife, on the other hand, is an ornithologist.

Ah, that's why you shouldn't worry, she knows...

- Today, it is a disease that can be cured! -She's a bird lover!

Precisely! Just find the cure right!

She should be so polite to stay with us tonight.

Look, I'm sure...

That she can stop me...

To do something crazy!

Eh, eh, like a bodyguard, Commander!

Exactly...

She doesn't abandon me for a moment...

And if I... I have a dessert...

Or a glass, she... Zac!

Aah, as she takes a sweet, I zac!

- All right. - Precisely.

And don't tell me you have others busy, huh?

- No! And who says... - Well done!

(on the phone) Dear madam... Here I see that her husband has a double life...

Double?

I really thought not she didn't even have one!

But...

What's this double life like?

Brunette or blonde?

I do not know...

She looks silver!

Silver?

But what, he found it an old woman, then?

Nina, she is sure to interpret in the right way...

-The role of her wife? - My role?

But what, do I have to act?

But no, acting... Let it be a little more available!

Sometimes men are like children... They feel neglected...

Nina...

In intimate life we ​​need more... Warmth... Verve... Fantasy, get it?

Well, yes... Like Countess Lara in Perfidy...

That film that you broadcast.

I really don't know the program...

But if the Lady in question, she was warm, charming and sensual...

Of course!

But what did she do in life, this Lara?

- You could imitate her! - Well... Yes...

But I don't know if it would do much please my husband...

Because this one is a bitch!

No, no... Only twice been in his Garçonnière...

I am sorry...

It's not a very youthful environment...

But I have to say that there are very interesting people...

Do you see that gentleman over there?

That's the Undersecretary of the Treasury.

And the other is the famous surgeon, he knows...

Yes, yes, of course!

- The one who sells beds! - Well done!

He knows... Between colleagues...

Dear Victoria... Stunning as always!

Thanks Conte.

Professor Miglio.

Count Orazi.

Doctor Mile!

Sorry Vittoria, I'm stealing your husband for a few minutes.

- Please. - Come, come, dear.

Come...

But, the Count... Is he disabled in one hand?

He has a stiff finger...

It would be the only rigid thing he has!

- Fuck. - Please?

No... I was saying, wow...

No, he's just a Freemason...

- That? - A Freemason. Loggia B2...

Ah, B2... Like vitamin!

- Benevolence Two... - Oh, yeah...

Excuse me, how careless... he's right!

Excuse me.

- I spoke to those in charge... - Zac!

Thanks Professor!

Professor Miglio is my doctor personal. He never lets me out of his sight!

Do you... Do you have a clinic?

Well... Let's say... A poly... Clinics!

...Of course a chain of specialized clinics...

Oh yes, well done!

- A chain... You know... - Where? ...Here in Rome?

- Also... Yes! - Can you make me dance?

Please, Madam, go ahead and dance!

I meant with her.

- Ah, sure... Sorry. Permit. - Please.

Strange guy...

Have you known him for long?

No... Not for long.

But he's a cool guy, I assure you!

Relax, don't be so tense.

Yes, I release myself...

- Okay, Ma'am... - On the contrary...

- Let's be on first terms. - Why not!

- I'd love that... - Call me Vic.

- All right, Vic! - And you, what's your name?

Vaporup!

Come on, don't be silly!

Don't you want to tell me your name?

- You can say... - Ah, do you want to keep the secret?

Here you are!

Listen... Could you do me a favor?

Please. Even two!

You could lift your foot from mine?

Ah, that's why I was taller!

- Thank you. - Eh, sorry, Vic!

I'm a little excited, and...

- Allows? - Who is?

I don't have this evening still had the honor.

-With his permission. - Please.

Take the honor, take it.

- I like this Count Razzi so on the balls... - Who are you telling!

- Excuse me... - For... No, no...

Please, it's from him... It came from the right... He knows what he's like...

- But this is good! - Please...

Oh, thanks.

Thank you, thank you.

Meatball...

Let's hope they're done well.

Good stuff... Meatballs...

Damn...

Tie...

More than a hospital canteen!

I'm going to be a tycoon tonight...

Here you go.

Hello, Ali...

Here we go again!

So...

This...

Here... Go away...

Go away!

Shoo...

But it's not for you... Eh... This is stuff for me, it goes away...

Go to bed... Come on... oh... oh...

And you want to go away...

Evening...

But fuck it, go...

Well... you're also a rice tycoon!

So, you've done it en plein!

He was hungry, the little beast!

Aren't you okay with it now?

'This silly girl!

And she goes well...

No, my husband will be back soon.

Excuse me for a moment, Doctor.

Professor...

Who is?

Professor.

Oh yeah, it's me...

Already. Please!

Please say. Tell me!

Did you eat anything?

Yes, yes, thank you...

I ate... everything was very good...

From how they devoured him...

- Please? - No, no, I really liked it...

To the dog, then...

I hope you're holding up keep an eye on my husband.

Yes, Vic, always under fire, Don't worry.

Excuse me!

It's much cheaper...

Zac!

Ah, ah, Orazi's face, with the cream dripping off him...

An unforgettable show!

It looked like a cream puff!

But I...

I-I-I didn't do it on purpose... It was an accident...

She told me "zac"...

- And then I... I zapped... - You don't need to apologize...

It's been a long time since I had so much fun!

He was really kind from her...

Accompany my husband at the airport.

Honestly, I hate driving the night alone...

Go figure.

It's a pleasure.

Apart...

The fact that I can't stand it anymore my armored car.

Armored?

- Huh? - Oh yes... It feels like being in prison.

Ah... Oh, yes...

Eheh...

It's not that... There's danger, now, right, Cavaliè?

- No... - Ah, thank goodness.

And don't get involved my wife...

To go to one of those night clubs...

Like discos!

Listen to me. At home and... Off to bed straight away!

Don't worry...

It will be my concern...

It's my duty...

Knight.

Mario...

Mario...

- Wake up, come on, it's six o'clock. - Should I give her the injection?

Hand...

You're the one who told me to wake up at six.

Damn them...

Sorry... Eh, sorry.

But you know you're a guy really strange, you?

Excuse me for a moment.

Damn...

Tie!

Look here.

Silk sheets.

I, of silk, only had it a tie, in my life.

The one about the wedding.

Eh...

And then they say that wealth that's not all.

It doesn't make you happy.

But it's always better to cry on Rolls Royce...

All these things happen to me now that I have this car!

Imagine if I had a helicopter!

Let me hear what the police say...

< criminal in Piazza Carso> >

< about the place> > - Strong! Make me anna'!

We play cops and robbers!

Aho! Where are you running? The accident is over there!

Young! You lost your hat!

Ah! This is big stuff, these they're serious! Let's see!

What's wrong with deaths?

I was sweeping the stairs when I heard a shot down there...

but I don't know who they hit... - What's the matter with bandits? Is it a robbery?

I know a magistrate lives there. - Aje... Then it's a kidnapping...

Big stuff, 'big shot. Look so many police! It even arrived before me!

Milla Pizzi also lives there. If, oh well, now they start shooting Milla Pizzi!

Anything can happen. - Of course!

But are you the doorman of that building? - No, from the pension across the street...

So what do you want to know about it? -And to think that she sang so well...

She's always a queen to me... - They definitely shot the magistrate.

Why? To the magistrate it is right and not Milla Pizzi?

But today they shoot everyone! - Yes, but...

she said that Milla Pizzi is wrong and not to the magistrate... - What did you say?

Which is right they have shot at the magistrate? - I?

No... he's the one who said that today they shoot everyone! And I said...

Why? It's okay to shoot the magistrate and not Milla Pizzi?

Mister Captain, I'm here now! - First of all, I'm not a captain...

- Then... favor the documents. Isn't he captain? They'll do it soon!

The documents! - Yes. But I didn't do anything.

He was the one who said everything...

See: Mario Miglio, Via Canepa 8. Profession: Nurse.

Eh! See who's there! Well, they can vouch for me! Peppe! Andrew!

They are two colleagues from the Polyclinic. - Okay, come on. - They can confirm!

They actually know me!

I got here by accident, not I have nothing to do with it. Ask them!

But how many were there? - Four of them escaped.

Now let's see if it's not Pizzi! - Eh!

Here they are. - Hi Ma! - Hi Pe! Hi Andre!

What happened? Is he hurt? - No, it's just a little scary.

That's better! Then go. Good work. - HI.

Ah! But you're crazy! - This one raises his hand! - Floor!

But how many holes do I have? - Only the ones mother nature made her!

Go calmly! Give him a good purge! - Yes, take it too, it's good for you!

Is he satisfied? - It's okay now circular! The show is over!

Circular. On! Let's go home!

Excuse me but did the bandits take them? - What! There were 3 or 4 of them, they went that way.

But they shot to Claudio Villa? - Yes...

it seems to have been the Cetra Quartet. - Huh? - Goodbye... and let's go!!!

I put it here!

But look! Holy shit!

You can't go down to see an attack...

they'll steal your car! What a shitty country!

Damn the whore!

But look at them!

Damn the whore! The dirty one! Damn them! Why me?

If I think that there are people who she has the guts to find her alone!

It's even easier for me: I only know two!

Mine and that of Prime Minister!

Hi! Oh mama! Miracle!

The car!

Ah! That can't be Spadolini! It doesn't look like him at all!

Tie! Ugly thief son of a whore! Give me my car back! Thief!

"To"...like To?

Sorry... I got the wrong car... there must be three...

Eh... I...

Ninth...

Ah!

AND...

Anyway... thanks anyway.

Ah! But what a car so new are you destroying it?

Is there Palletta? - Wait, call Palletta for a bit!

Ah, doctor! There is one who wants it!

I told you it doesn't break you idiots! Who wants me?

To Palle', bye.

I'm Mario, the nurse. - Hi Ma, what do you need?

Damn, they stole my car! - Well? Are you in despair because of that toilet?

But not the Cinquecento! - No? - Now I have an Argenta!

An Argenta metallic aluminium. - Kill! And who gave you the money?

But what if it's a coup? - Yes, ass!

In Palle', what do you care! It was mine and that's it!

To find her again! - And don't get hot! When did it happen?

But what is it? 'Shut up!

At 7 in the morning, in the square Carso, corner of Viale lonio.

I also tried to find it alone, but...

See...

Ahò, if you filed a complaint I can't do anything anymore.

What are you crazy! From the Carabinieri? And when they find it again!

And don't worry! Here you see the biggest expert there is!

Eh... I see...

Your son is quite an expert too, huh? - Well yes! He's coming on well!

Eh! Thank goodness! - So... an Argenta...

Registered Rome... pig Judas... Rome?

To Ma, it costs you some money though! - I don't give a damn, Balls...

just find it for me! - No... because I know...

200 thousand for the first expenses... - Aye!

Half a grand this time I'll find it for you... more love. - Pure?

Oh! In the meantime no complaints! - No!

There's always time for that in case of my failure, which is...

...Absolutely unlikely, dad! - Here it is, do you see it? Eh!

Bravo! But what is it? Trained? Cute!

Bravo! Hi handsome!

If we see Balls! I recommend it!

Ah! But what are you doing? Are you here too? - Tie! Park it for me!

I don't want it! - But you're crazy!

Ah! To the son of a whore!

But what have we become brothers?

See you! One has relatives and he doesn't even know it!

But who knows you!

Hi Ni! - HI!

Has he broken? - No!

I turned it off. Why? - Ah!

On purpose it's great.

Take a seat.

Don't you notice anything?

The candle! What's with the blackout?

But how? I did my hands instead of biting my nails!

And the hair and the beauty mask that I look like a deviled chicken...

And what do you notice? The candle and the television?

Ah! And if you see that up to now I only lived with a television!

And that's fine! And where is it what did I do wrong?

Make me minestrone, I don't like it, and I'm not hungry!

Do you know what they say?

Whoever does not eat with his family, or eat... or eat then!

But look at this!

Well... I know better!

Who doesn't understand the situations is a huge pain in the ass! Do you like it?

And I didn't even see it the show for you!

Bravo! Go ahead the witty one!

All right, let's talk then. Where were you yesterday and today?

As?

And don't tell me you've been in hospital because I called!

They haven't seen you in a long time!

Couldn't we postpone it until tomorrow? - Oh no, my darling! What do I know, your servant?

Go out in the morning, come back the next evening...

with a long snout that it almost rubs you on the ground!

But who do you think you are, huh?

What's holding your ears? You have to hear me, understand?

We smashed it! I'm leaving!

Am I wrong, or did I hear the words "I'm leaving"? - You're not wrong!

I'm going back to Albano to my parents! - Here, well done, go to Albano!

...This is how you encounter the incredible Hulk with the big green bird!

You were just waiting for this, huh? All I need to do is stop, huh?

All right, I'll satisfy you: I'm leaving! - There's no need, look...

I'm leaving! Also because I'll pack my bags first!

(A TV show is heard)

(The news is heard on TV)

< of Piazza Carso... > >

they got on a metallic Argenta... > >

< machine is slightly damaged> >

Damn, what a beautiful car!

Think: To feed the terrorists!

< the real license plate was traced back to: Roma X22112> >

Even the license plate is the same!

Hi! My balls!

But it's my car!

They found me the car! ...Ajo!

Ah Palle'... that's it!

Thank you Mr Commissioner! Good morning!

I'm sorry about the unfortunate accident...

But what do I care! You found my car!

And who is this? Why did he come in like that? -Sorry, he got away from me!

He is the owner of the used Argenta by terrorists. - Did you find it? - Yes.

Finally a minimum of efficiency! - To tell the truth, I found myself alone.

Allows? Mario Miglio. Owner of the Argenta...

...just found, as per the news. Thank you, thank you! - Stopped!

He sits down and shuts up. - Yes, willingly.

Yes, yes, I'll sit!

Damn what an ass I had!

And then they say you're the police you never find anything!

Verbalize everything! - Yes, verbalize: Write, write!

What do they say about us? - Damn what a face he has!

'He looks like my cousin! - And someone who slaughtered his mother!

...Vaguely! -What did she say? What do they say about us?

No, I was saying... I'm reporting it to steal from the police?

Poor things! With everything what they have to do...

not to catch thieves, the rapists, the murderers...

now they go to find each other exactly my car!

Miglio, be careful what he says...

otherwise I will be forced to indict you out of contempt... - Why?

I didn't mean to offend him... I was saying this... about happiness, you know?

When it was car stolen?

The presumed time and place. - Like the supposed place!?

In Piazza Carso, at 7 in the morning! Commissioner... eh!

Mister Miglio... - What is it?

When did you hear from the found her car?

At my house, on TV...

And where does she live? - In via Canepa 20.

Be comfortable... - Thank you.

Lombards!

(Mario) What are you trying to get back at me? the car, clerk?

I don't know! But look at these people, they leave me alone... but did they go?

Go! Go! Stand back! Go!

Geez! As much fun as I am the works that make me cry!

Oh mama! That's better which is Mario's!

(Door ringing) And give them!

Mrs. Emilia? - Yes...

Police, allow? - Go ahead!

Come in. - Where? There? - There, please.

I have yet to open my mouth and she already has she despairs. Don't dramatize.

I would like to see her die so desperately! - Desperate?

But what did she say? Police? - Yes - But what happened? A misfortune?

No ma'am. We're here about the car theft of her husband. - The Cinquecento?

No, Argenta. - And what is it?

A metallic silver, worth approximately 15 million.

15 million?

Then it can't be that of my husband! No!

She didn't know anything then of this Argenta, right?

It's a bit strange, don't you think?

Hate...

And this got to me all the savings in the house...

Now I understand why he was so late at night and he always came home nervous...

That went to sluts!

Commissioner, you know what he was telling me does it suit him?

Who was part of a political group that would have changed Italy!

Welcome back, Mr Commissioner.

Mr. Miglio, you are in one very delicate situation.

She didn't report it the theft of her car...

Which is why, for us, this theft it is non-existent. -What would she be like?

It was found in the trunk the Scorpio submachine gun...

which was used for the attack. - The machine gun!

What machine gun? - Don't interrupt me!!!

Well done put it here. - Here's the water.

In the car...

a car radio was installed... supplied exclusive to the police force.

Then I'll explain. - Another crime...

On the windshield...

a sign was displayed which was not her responsibility.

How come? - AND...

You know what it's like, Commissioner... - No!!! I don't know what it's like!

To enter the historic center, for parking... as we do...

And his wife said she belongs to a subversive and secret group.

Ah... you see sir commissioner...

For the fact that I didn't report it the theft of the car... okay, I'm wrong.

But I didn't do it for you, but for not getting screwed by insurance...

Then... the machine gun... sorry but what machine gun are you talking about?

And then... subversive association... but which one, Commissioner?

'I marvel at her! And an apology for my wife!

She knows what a pain in the ass they are wives! Probably hers too!

I'm a widower.

Ah... better, right?

What does he do? Does he smoke??? - No, Commissioner!

I put it in my pocket, All right? Excuse me.

Commissioner... I don't understand anything!

The machine gun... I... I didn't do anything!

I know he's innocent! I told her the truth, I swear!

You are a liar, Mr. Miglio.

I heard from his wife that she left home.

Ergo: You didn't hear the news on TV as she had stated. - Ergo no...

(Phone ringing)

I'll fix it right away.

Let it form and transfer him to a security cell.

Ah! Ah Longoba'! But which cell of safety! I didn't do anything!

When will they give me the car back?

Read and sign. - What if I don't sign, Longoba'?

I'm writing that you didn't want to sign, but it would be worse for you.

Then I sign. - And of course - What do I care!

Here you are.

Now they'll give me my car back, Longoba'? Huh? ...Ah Longoba'?

Ready. Yes, Lombards.

There is something to bring the arrested person safely.

All right.

Immediately, yes.

Ah Longoba', look that I am innocent.

The commissioner said a lot of rubbish!

If you are innocent you don't have to be afraid. - Will be...

You always say that... But I saw the story of those two on TV...

Sacco and Vanzetti. They were innocent and they ended up in the electric chair!

But look at that in Italy there's no electric chair!

Certain! Because with all the blackouts that if we had it they would take it in the ass!

No?

Antonioni confirms that Miglio won the Fiat Argenta car in question...

as a prize in a lottery held from a well-known liqueur manufacturing company.

Damn that ass that certain people meet.

Lombards! "What an ass" it's my comment!

Cancel! (There's a knock on the door) After you!

What are you doing here???

Yes, yes, I already know what it says. You came to take him away from me!

The fact that I have directed the investigation...

and that he turned himself in here you don't care!

You could have left it with me for a few day. Then calmly, in secret...

we would have transferred it to you!

I just wish I knew how damn did you know!!!

And that's okay...

Good thing we're dying to collect the car.

Who would have told me all this mess!

But this car is also beautiful, eh?

But what do I know about all these tendons? What are you going to make out with? Huh?

Jokes aside: But did you bring me? Look, I live on the other side!

Do you mind taking out this wallet? This lump bothers me!

Oh my God.

But what are you from the CIA? Huh?

Speak English?

Speak German?

...Deuts... cheers!!

Toilet... French?

Soviet?

But where are these two assholes?

Asshole she will be! - Ah! Thank goodness, they're Italian!

Thanks, huh?

Asshole... what a beautiful word!

What is it? - Oh! Oh!

And leave it, right?

Oh, are you there first? - No, thanks: I already did. If you want...

No, I meant the interrogation, the Digos... - But what Digos?

Ah, you are too...

But why? Do they do the interrogation?

Oh God, now they question me what do I tell him?

The trouble with them being innocent is that, too if they torture you you can't confess!

However, I have decided: I regret it. I confess, I say everything.

What do I care? There's a lot too the column in disarray! - Ah!

Listen, tell me something... Are you red or are you black?

Why red and black... I'm yellow-red if anything!

And innocent! I'm a victim of a miscarriage of justice!

However it is a line hard to sustain!

Then they do certain interrogations here! Crazy stuff!

How crazy? - There are two: One big and one slim.

The big one acts tough, the thin one plays soft. The big one leads and the thin one slows down.

Then, when you're cooked... - That they inflated you well - Yes...

The slim guy acts tough and leads and the big guy... - Does he play soft and slow down?

No, he beats him too. - Are they both crazy?

Already! - Damn them! - And you confess! - And I believe you! -

You will understand! To me if they touch me with one finger... I speak!

I speak! But what do I tell him? I know it's innocent!!!

What does it have to do with it? You declare yourself repentant, no! Then they give you a nice cell with a TV...

But regret what? - You can also paint...

Or a good book... who cares! Then, if you report everyone... Tac! Lust kicks in!

They take women to your cell! - Ah! But what are you talking about?

I'm not reporting it to anyone, did you understand?

I am innocent! And even if it were I'm not a spy! Charo? - Come in!

Come in! - See this! Who are you? How... do you get in?

Calm. Let's go. You come. - You understood this ugly bastard!

Ah pimp! Spy!

So how did it go? - He's really tough.

I imagined it! -She will never snitch, this...

Come on, sit there.

(Softly) The skinny one leads and the big... no...

Sit down. - There...

Good evening.

Good morning! - Ah, yeah... - Listen...

We have read the minutes. Portrait? - No, why? Should I recant?

I told the truth. - And who tells us?

I'll tell you! Why isn't it enough?

Ah! Er Palletta! He can tell you er Palletta! -And who would he be?

A junkyard my friend. The we call him that because he's fat...

He's not as sturdy as you...

He's a car wrecker, works with cars... used...

I even gave him 200 thousand lire! - And where do we find it?

On the Casilina. He has a warehouse there.

(Softly) The big one come on, the slim guy brakes...

Who sold you the radio? - Who sold you the radio? - Hate!

But it shouldn't have been him who... Someone sold it to me in Porta Portese...

Naturally unobtainable! - If you don't look for it... but if you look for it...

Where did you spend the previous night to the attack on Via Carso? - Huh?

A gentleman dies, but... he doesn't keep quiet! I was with the banker Pinna's wife

making love all night... A good lady, eh!

She can confirm: All night!

Mile... ...Eh!

I say... one, at least one Do you want to do it to me? Eh!

And Pinna's wife would have passed the night with you? - Ask him!

Without saying that I told you...

Take it away, have it photographed and take his fingerprints!

But which footprints? - Let's go! - I didn't do anything!

Talk to Vittoria, she can clear me!

Ah! And if you go to Palletta, get the 200 thousand back!

It's weird though, huh? - Too stupid to be true!

Who knows why she pulled Pinna at stake! - Meh!

But what's wrong with that?

(Sound of a fart... ) - Ah, yes, yes.

But why were you here?

I was washing my hands! - Yes, okay...

Are you an infiltrator? - Ninth.

Lawyer Generoso Gallina. Official lawyer.

Or do you prefer a trusted lawyer? - Let's not talk about trust today...

Sorry, awoca'...

What's there to watch? - I have to see if you are it is innocent or guilty.

And what would I be like? - Ah, there is no shadow of a doubt. - Oh!

I'm never wrong! Guilty! - Damn awoca'!

I know he's innocent! - Eh... I have defended terrorists!

Yes? And how did she go?

Eh! Three received life sentences...

one 115 years old, and the other committed suicide in prison during the trial...

But not my fault: He was a crazy drug addict...

Congratulations awoca', 'a beautiful career! - I'm not complaining... - She's happy...

But let's get to the point... Do you have a wretched family? - No.

I'm the only unfortunate one. Am I okay? - And a little...

Do you at least have an alcoholic father? - No - A whore mother?

But how if you allow it? - With so many whores...

Isn't your mother? -Not mine, I don't know about hers.

I need your mother she is, not mine. -But she's not!

And where do we find this bitch available!? - Try at your house...

My aunt would be there, but she's old... - But who missed this...

I have to cling to a social fact. - Right with my mother!

Your mother had to be one come on whore! Are you sick?

No. I'm a nurse! - But you're a wretch!

Your father is not an alcoholic, your mother she's not a whore, you're not sick...

you won't even be rich guy! - That?

Rich guy, faggot, big ass... - I'm sorry, no awoca'!

Awoca'... and let's go!!! - But then you're nothing?

And you can't have everything in life! But I'm innocent! Isn't that enough?

Yes... look what he said owner of the garage you rented...

Mr. Mario Miccio... - But which Miccio? I don't have a name...

In the garage there were 250 liters of petrol! - They were for the car!

And the 250 empty bottles? - I kept them for the tomatoes!

But what tomatoes!!! They were needed to make Molotov cocktails.

It's going very badly here. Let's start again. - 'N other time? They asked me this 20 times!

Did they beat you?

Not yet... - Those are clever ones, they don't hit anymore! - And thank goodness!

But no! It was better before! I should have found you in a cast! - Pure?

Are you a member of any party?

At least a sympathizer? - Some sympathy, but... no love.

And here we are doing very badly. By the way... but money to pay?

Nothing, I spent everything on the car! - You don't have a penny! It seemed like you!

Oh God, it's two o'clock! It's time to eat!

I'll be back tomorrow or the day after... - Yes, without disturbance...

Laughing and joking, it's two o'clock. - Until we meet again...

Here it is! She's coming! Everyone get ready!

- Ah, Mrs Miglio! - Who me?

- We're from Television! - Ah, television!

Did you know about your husband's political life? -No, I thought she had a lover!

Were you disappointed?

Ninth! Better and better politics that cheats!

-How did you meet her husband?

- Eh, in the operating room, I had to get rid of the appendicitis!

And when I was about to fall asleep, she took my hand and whispered to me...

"Courage, if you don't die, you'll save yourself!"

A poet, got it! A true poet!

But how does someone like him do it to them a terrorist!

Madam a statement for Tele Region!

Tele Region! Kill but I know Nina, I call you every day!

Then she is our faithful listener!

Ask the professor, the one with tarot cards. 'A good person, very decent, really.

Ma'am, you will come to our studios at tell about his experiences?

Certain! Just don't do it to me sing that I'm out of tune!

Sorry ma'am! By paying, he could tell, to my newspaper...

his marital experiences with a terrorist?

Well, yes, but I don't know if I'm good!

Then it depends on how much you give me!

Could you tell us something about intimate relations with her husband!

What are sexual frequencies of a terrorist?

Oh no! Now I don't talk anymore! If you want, pay, otherwise nothing!

Eh!!

As? But no, talk! I'm not offended!

Here, in my house?

As? My wife?

Ah, no sorry if I laugh! Indeed, I laughed!

But that's just absurd!

I'll tell you! Not my wife!

Sorry brother, believe me! Anyway, thanks!!

Aden?

- Commands? - Call the lady! - All right, sir!

Did you see yesterday's newspaper?

It's incredible the danger we have ran with this terrorist!

You know very well that we don't have course no danger...

because that's not a member of the Red Brigades!

If anything, at the time of the attack...

that was here, in bed with you!

Augusto you want to make me laugh!

No, look, I do the laughing!

And you don't know how much they cost me!

However the nurse has you given a good disgrace!

The details of your adventure they are in the Digos reports!

And your details are in the beds of brothels all over the world!

In any case, it's your first time take care of my adventures!

Yes dear, but this is different!

Anyway, a dearest brother of Loggia warned me!

When the police question you...

You will say that...

the truth!

In the evening he was with us...

He accompanied us to the airport...

and then he took you home!

Around two...

And you, as you should have done, a real lady...

You greeted me at the door.

Period and that's it!

And since then you don't know anything anymore!

She passed herself off as a professor!

I have to say, its undoubted ability and kindness...

he managed to win both my trust than my husband's!

So much so that he convinced us to go out without an armored car!

When I think about it, it gives me shivers!

Something bad has been done It wasn't his fault!

Even the tarot professor he said: "Mario is innocent"!

Have mercy, do it a psychiatric evaluation!

No no in my opinion it was true a terrorist

imagine that he chained the 500 to the tree in the courtyard

and then he was in and out at all hours he was also abusive

- Come... come Mr. Miglio

- Morning... please take a seat - Thank you

- but what is he doing? Is he afraid?

- Well you know, at this point I've got it afraid of everything

- I am the deputy prosecutor of the Republic

his rights will be respected

the interrogation will take place in person of his lawyer

- Lawyer Gallina!

- Lawyer Gallina...

- That's also why I'm scared

- Ehh! -He wants to read what did the witnesses say about her?

- No thanks, I don't need it

...I've always said I'm innocent

I can imagine it...

- Read it and you'll get an idea...

...obviously we cancelled the names

we have a duty to protect the citizens

who collaborate with justice and Anyway...

read... read... it will be

a nice surprise - Laws!

- Read it, we'll have a laugh

- Ehh... in Gallì let me laugh first

- Read... read (laughter)

- Excuse me

- I am a patient at the Polyclinic

It is true...

he is a terrorist

after all, this country is a mess

they come in all colors

Rats are circulating in hospitals

cockroaches

nuns

they are even seen circulating in freedom of the mad

I declare myself... prisoner... political

- Ah yes... the hat... sorry

yes I remember...

he had said that they had shot no pizza

and that was the zither quartet

he screwed up...

he called the stretcher bearers they were carrying the wounded

and he did it upside down

- Yes, I understood it immediately, I have a nose for these things

and then I was giving a speech against terrorism

and he threw a paste in my face

clearer than that!

- I know Sor Commissà to be innocent

it's true that they condemned me for receipt

but it was a miscarriage of justice

and then I'm not even Mario I know him

imagine if I get 200 thousand lire from a stranger

no this will ruin me Mr Commissioner

I swear it on my head I fijo

- Oh dad!

- Sor Commissà I'm always there here if you need...

any information huh?!

- I have to forgive him

because it's my job

because I have to do it

but if you let it out you are more criminals than him

... he beat children ... he persecuted the insane...

and he used can-do language blush

...but he won't be in the grip of Demon?

Why don't you try one exorcist?

- Mr. Prosecutor, here are the names they don't fit

but worse it sounds like a choir

for these I would be a... crazy

a terrorist...

a murderer...

at best a son of a whore

but we are sure that there is not the death penalty otherwise these...

they would have already shot me

- I told him: If we could repent, confess

- Miglio... do you want a coffee?

- Yes, thank you

- Maybe there is a solution would be

- There would be a solution...

- If she admitted

and she mentioned names... plans... circumstances...

I mean... if she regretted it

- He regrets it! He regrets it!

- I have to regret it

- But of what?

- I regret it!

Okay I regret it

I did a lot of shit

I regret being born

Of having trusted in relatives

in friends! In colleagues!

- What are you saying? This doesn't matter to Mr. President

- Please... Deputy Prosecutor

And I also regret having an asshole of lawyers like this

and what the fuck... when I want it I want it

- Excuse me, Mr. Prosecutor

I'm speaking anyway

I confess

where do we want to start?

First...

we always start from the first

from the most important

the banker Pinna

he is the one who finances our Column

- Jesus big things!

- I'll tell Gallì, I'll tell him in 2

- Please... Doctor Pinna who finances terrorism...

it's incredible -Eh!

- Eh eh so

A Procuratò that it's my fault!?

I have to confess

if I have to confess I have to say it eh!

Otherwise I won't confess -No!

- No... please... please

So he is known as Fin

but with us in clandestinity

he is known as the Shark

- Jaws! Big things!!

- What are you doing in Gallì? Stop?

- Hen!

Please

yes... he is the boss and...

Count Orazi della Loggia B2

Benevolence 2 what cuffs

in everything... even in high places

even abroad sir...

Prosecutor -Ah!

- No, no continue... please

And at the Polyclinic...

my deputy boss Colonna he's a certain...

Gino...

which he says he is a trade unionist

he instead he steals the medicines and he sells them on the black market

a fool...

above him there is...

a certain Maria Assunta Blessed

called the Passionaria

- Maria Assunta Benedetti the Passionaria

and who is he?

The nun!

The worst of all

- Jesus entered the Vatican At that time...

they won - And of course!

- Lawyer please

- Listen Miglio...

how you were organised hierarchically. Which...

were your future goals?

Erm... Mr. Prosecutor here's the thing it's a bit...

we can trust it henchman?

- Certain!

You see, Mr. Prosecutor...

our organization

hierarchical

I mean... clandestinely

we... do you know a pyramid?

- A pyramid? Yes, certainly

- Here you are! I'll tell you tomorrow because now I'm bored!

I'm tired... I'm annoyed...

I want to see how first you treat me

what cell do you give me, as you do to me great

and then... if anything I'll continue tomorrow if...

I like it!

- Anything he wants

He can go if he wants

I want!

Annamo Gallì

- We greet Mr. Prosecutor

- Mr. Miglio goes to the cell number 40...

the single... mi

Sorry, you want it with a bathroom or with shower?

- Well I prefer the tub at home I don't have it!

- Until we meet again!

- Ah... and I would also like a nice one color television

99 channels!

- Mister Miglio is already here! - Nice shot!

- Eh! Namo Gallì

- Better you made your fortune

you made a beautiful speech

I liked it a lot

- Excellency, good morning

it's me... yes Excellency... things of the other world

Eh... I managed to make him talk

Oh yes, I recorded everything

I'll send you the reel

Always at your disposal Excellence

Well... She is always very Good

Thank you... Ah Excellency

from me give a little kiss to little girls

Thank you

yes that was in the newspaper

okay okay it was one lightness

but you know such a strange guy...

maybe a little free-range...

no... but Augustus!

Augustus a horn!

But you talked to that idiot...

of lodge B2, of Orazi and me?

I thought it was a person trustworthy

One of you - Ah

Thank goodness for him Excellency

he communicated little to me

make that kind of idiot

he confessed that his Column And

financed by B2

and so on before long

Orazi, me and some other brothers

we will be in trouble

there's only one thing to do

run to the police station

and say that he passed the night

here with you

Yes dear

Much better cuckold

than ending up in jail

Good evening

Count Orazi

he was blocked at the airport a few minutes before...

embarked in South America

in the suitcase that was his seized

it seems there are numerous documents

very important, now under consideration of the judiciary

Count Orazi

with the complicity of well-known personalities level

it seems that he had created a species of economic mafia

and politics

- Oh dear!

- I hit the mark!

The head nurse of the hospital has been released Polyclinic

stopped these days for

false reporting

the images in fact that you are seeing

they refer to the moment

of the nun's arrest

the day of the event when the agents

of public safety they had executed the order...

the investigators investigate now onto the case

- And why this did they release her?

- You got quite a scare ugly toothy!

(There's a knock on the door) - Come in!

- Good morning! - Did you hear awoca?

- Big stuff...

- Unfortunately I have to give one big bad news

- What happened?

- The Prosecutor signed the release order

- No!

Does that mean I have to go out? - Yes!

And when? - Right away!

- Eh... damn...

But nothing can be done to stay a little longer?

- Unfortunately I tried but not there is nothing to do

Holy shit Judas, right now...

I still had a lot of it names to do

so many things to say

here the cleanest one has mange

- I know! - Lots of trouble to unravel

- I was starting to get used to it taste

- The wife's bitch Fin

together with the Somali waiter

they declared you passed the night with them

Oh no with the Somali waiter, no!

With Donna Vittoria if anything - I know

- When that idiot Palletta

he let himself be framed by an agent in plain clothes

he confessed everything and ...

also paid the 200 thousand lire

- Thank goodness, at least in this mess those are back

- I took those if you allow me, sorry...

Expenses, stamped paper, quills

crazy things in 30 years...

it's the first time my assisted becomes a free man

when it comes to fatality!

- Goodbye... goodbye...

- Goodbye awocà - Oh mama!

- Something like this has never happened never...

what a bastard!

(off-screen) ah I always have it thought he was a prison type

(off-screen) I'm amazed who made it happen

- Good morning! - I didn't believe it was a criminal

-How are things going, Sor Alfrè, seeing as he was is it all a misunderstanding?

- What by any chance... - They call me on the intercom

- And move!

- Move! - Hi Nicolì

- Pass the ball

- Nicolì, Andrea go home!

- Good morning ma'am

- Good morning!

(doorbell rings) -Nina open up I know!

I'm back - He's no longer there Nobody

- But it's not my fault

- Mrs Maria...

listen, excuse me (knock on the door)

You dirty Judas... to Sora Mari, have you gone mad?

- Sora Maria open the door for me!

- Where did Nina go?

- Open the door for me, where is Nina? - Not I want to know

- go away otherwise I'll call the police station (off-screen)

- But why not?

- But look at this crazy girl

- Something happened to me

- Where is my wife?

-Well, I know 3 days ago that she moved Mr. Mario

and on the other hand it is also logical what you?

Police, journalists

a mess...

- Did he leave the address?

- No, no, Mario, the address he didn't let me have it

-He didn't tell you where he was going?

- I don't know anything and I don't want to he knew nothing

- Don't be afraid, I won't do it to you Nothing

- I don't want to get my hands dirty

and this is a real criminal

(car braking) Damn them aho!

Mario!

Nina!

My silvery girl

To Ninè... Nina!

I didn't hope for it anymore

- My love I knew that you were going out today

I didn't know where to find you

and then I thought that you were here

Because... because you changed house?

Changed? I almost have love bought a house

with the money they gave me

- And how?

- I wrote a memoir: A life with a terrorist

Would I be the terrorist?

Certain!

And it seemed like you!

No, kill... you... the car all together...

Darling I decided to take you

in a romantic place

- yes, take me to Civitavecchia to eat the fish

You're a little wasted

a little pale too

how pale?

In prison when I regret it they treated me well

but you are beautiful - Yes?!

And the radio?

- What is that? - Nice huh? - A television

It's my idea...

and catch all the channels! - Let's not start again huh?

- Can you show me, how is it?

- I have another program

- No... ah... oh god!

Thank goodness, let's hope this time

if he replies

Ssttt... this is a special!

- It doesn't seem real to me!

It seems like the first one to me time

Everything is spinning for me...

- I, on the other hand, feel light as...

if I flew - Me too!

We're not flying

- We have become angels!

- Which angels? They're in charge on a ship

We need to scream for help who knows where they take us

What am I doing? - No

- No good... what do you care

- Where they take us, they take us

as long as we're together!