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On tonight's episode...

No matter what comes in the pawn shop--

could be the rarest of all rare--

no one will ever have this.

We're paying tribute to the queen of Gold & Silver Pawn,

my pup, Pinky.

Are you ready for your cool outfit, Pinky?

Pinky the shark.

Pinky makes her mark on me.

I went and got a nice little tattoo of my girl right here.

I told you, it's a job stopper.

But I've worked here for 17 years.

It's probably gonna be my last job ever.

Then, no more roughing it.

Pinky's eating like a queen.

The sardines are for yours truly.

Dog eats sardines?

Stop calling her a dog.

This is your niece.

And later, Pinky and Corey are pretty in pink.

Is that your uncle walking you, Pinky?

I know. This is humiliating.

I don't know who looks better in the tutu, you or him.

Are you ready for breakfast, Pinky?

Scrambled eggs okay with you?

How hungry are you?

You want to watch me cook.

We're gonna have a really busy day,

so I think we can skip a walk today.

I think you'll get plenty of steps in.

How does that look?

You know that was supposed to be my plate.

Obviously, I'm bigger than you,

so I should get the bigger plate.

You love being next to your statue, don't you?

Pinky, you remember when I had that statue made?

Hello.

Got something sweet for you, man.

Okay.

This is Bearbrick.

It's by KAWS.

It's interesting.

Who's the artist?

KAWS.

He's a famous artist out of Brooklyn.

Okay.

Whoa, a KAWS Bearbrick?

Are you selling this? - I am.

He's one of the biggest artists, Rick.

You got to understand.

MTV had him redo their Moonman for their MTV award.

Jordan has done collaborations.

They've made Jordan shoes with this guy.

He's had some stuff even sell for $14 million.

So what's this thing worth?

Without trying, you could get 5,000 for it.

These things are only going up in value.

You need to get it, all right?

Okay.

So tell you what.

I'll do 4,500. I'm not to do any more.

5 grand?

Rick, 5 grand is a steal.

All right, I'll--

I might be crazy, but I'll do the 5 grand.

- Sweet. - Okay. Sweet.

All right, Pinky, this is your moment, okay?

You got to be perfect.

Yeah, that's good.

After I saw the amazing KAWS Bearbrick,

I wanted to capture the likeness

of my number-one girl, Pinky.

So I'm having a toy statue made of her.

So I grabbed the shop photographer to capture

all of her angles for the cast.

You ready for your cool outfit, Pinky?

Pinky the shark.

What is this?

It's a photoshoot for Pinky.

She's getting a vinyl toy made of her.

You're getting a vinyl toy made of Pinky?

Yeah. Look how cute she is.

Why is she wearing that?

Would you want to do a photoshoot naked?

So I got something to talk to you about.

What?

Rick Harrison's collection.

It's a collection of fine art, right?

Yes.

Remember we bought the KAWS Bearbrick?

Yes.

Those things are going up in value every day.

Just spit it out, Chum.

What do you want?

I had a vinyl toy made of Pinky.

Oh, my God.

Me and Corey did a photo shoot and everything.

We did not do a photo shoot.

You did a photo shoot.

I'm thinking about we can get a small limited-edition,

maybe 10 or 20 of them. - You know what?

For you, Chum, I'll put it in my gallery for two weeks.

It doesn't sell, I'll give it back to you.

It's gonna go like hotcakes.

They go like hotcakes, great.

We'll both make money.

All right.

That's good enough for me.

I'm gonna go put this in a safe place.

I wouldn't want any haters to take it.

No matter what comes into the pawn shop--

could be the rarest of all rare--

no one will ever have this, unless I sell it to them.

Are you ready to get ready for work?

Who's doing the dishes, me or you?

Come on, Pinky. Let's go.

You coming?

Or are you staying home?

You know I only got the best

and biggest cars for you, Pinky.

We don't need Antwaun to hold you

like that time we had Rick come down and test drive

that little Fiat microcar.

All right.

He said 1963.

Pinky, stop.

Sorry, you know how dogs are.

Pinky.

Yeah, I'll be down shortly.

Um, give me a little bit of time.

I got to get a few things together,

and I'd love to come check it out.

Hi.

What are you doing?

I'm on break.

Would you like to leave the pawn shop

and get out for a few hours?

Since I'm gonna be looking at a car, I'm gonna need hands on.

Oh, so, basically, I'm going to watch Pinky

and make sure you don't buy this car.

Basically, you're going so I have someone

to blame if I do buy it.

Ah, man.

Hi, Chumlee. How you doing?

- There's a dog. - What's up, man?

All right. Welcome, guys.

So this is it, the Fiat Multipla 600.

You got it.

- How's it going? - All right.

Um, cute.

So how did you guys end up here?

I got a call that they had this Fiat in,

and I decided to come down and take a look at it.

I was thinking maybe I can make you a few bucks.

And obviously, I'm just here to hold Pinky.

I don't think you're actually gonna

want to drive this one, Rick.

It's a little tight squeeze with that pole

going right up the middle. - You know what?

You could drive. I would just go with you.

- Ready? - Okay.

Hey, you're a little herky jerky with the clutch.

You know, you might have grown up driving

these cars, Rick.

This is the first time I've ever

been in something this old.

So did you ever have a stick shift before?

Of course.

Oops.

No, it actually drives really, really good.

If just my head wasn't hitting the ceiling, it'd be--

it'd be great.

I got to tell you what, Chum.

You didn't kill us.

Did a lot more than didn't kill us.

I took us on an adventure, and we had a lot of fun.

Hi, guys. How did we make out?

She drives great. She looks cool.

How much are you looking for?

I'm asking $45,900.

I'll give you 28.

I'm not getting rich off you.

The lowest I can go is $41,000.

Would you go 30?

Can't do 30, Rick.

41 would be my best price.

30 is just a little too far away for me.

Sorry.

All right, man. We tried.

Okay, fine.

Just anything more than 30 grand

just doesn't make sense to me. - All right.

Fair enough.

Doesn't look like we're going to have a deal today,

but I got to go find Antwaun and Pinky.

So I'll see you guys around.

You got your own seat. Scoot.

What do you want to listen to, Pinky?

I'm not listening to the dog channel again.

What up, Corey? - What's up, man?

So what are you up to?

Looking at tattoos.

You're supposed to be working.

I'm done already.

Done?

It's the beginning of the day.

How can you be done? Pinky, come here.

It's time to get dressed.

Are you really gonna sit there and talk

about what I'm doing while you got to dress

your dog to come to work?

Would you prefer she walks around naked?

Come here.

So what do you think, Chum?

I'm thinking about maybe getting my ribs done,

like the old man in the Navy portrait.

I mean, I like it, but is it really

a commemorative picture of the old man

if he's not wearing a fedora and a suit?

You got a point.

Weren't you gonna get a tattoo of her on your hand?

What do we got here?

Got some Burmese tattoo books.

They're essentially books from Burma they use

as guidebooks to tattoo people.

They're really cool.

In Burma, or Myanmar, as they call it now,

they've been doing tattoos there for over 1,000 years.

It was just part of the culture.

And this is the way they would make books.

They would be one continuous piece like this.

I wouldn't get a tattoo,

because I prefer my art on the walls.

I kind of just look at it like this.

Typically, I think people just get bored and want tattoos.

So you're just basically saying that you got bored

and got a gazillion tattoos.

I have three tattoos.

How would you have three tattoos?

Because I see 20 right now.

Because all of this is one.

Can we help the customer, please?

- Sure. Please. - Okay.

How much do you want for these things?

5,000.

That's a lot of money for stuff like this.

I have seen plenty of stuff like this from Burma

go for a lot less.

I would probably give you $1,000 for the batch.

Would you be willing to go to 1,100?

Nope. I'll give you 1,000 bucks.

1,001.

1,000 bucks.

I think I can do 1,000.

All right, cool.

What are those?

These are very old tattoo books.

Speaking of tattoos, I'm actually thinking

about getting a new tattoo.

What's the tattoo?

It's gonna be my favorite girl right here on my neck.

You're talking about Pinky, aren't you?

Yep.

You know what they call tattoos on your neck?

- What? - Job stoppers.

Do not get a tattoo on your neck.

I can do whatever I want.

It's my body.

I say go for it, man.

Bye, Grandpa.

You want to give her a kiss?

Stop.

She doesn't want to give you a kiss either.

Thanks for the inspiration, you guys.

I went and got a nice little tattoo of my girl right here.

Really?

You didn't.

I did.

Oh, it came out good, man.

I told you, it's a job stopper.

But I've worked here for 17 years.

It's probably gonna be my last job ever.

Look how good it looks.

You got to admit it looks just like her.

You will regret it.

Rick, you've told me a lot of things,

and I rarely ever listen to bad advice.

Eventually, you're gonna have to grow up.

I can be eight years old my whole life if I want.

You know that's paint, right?

Yeah, I can tell.

I had a friend paint Pinky on me

just so I could trigger your dad.

Good job, though.

Well, I wish I would have got a tattoo of her on my hand,

but then I thought about how much it was gonna hurt.

Yeah, I mean, we have tattoos.

They hurt.

Should I keep her collar up or down?

I'm just not big in the dog fashion world, Chum.

Well, it's not for fashion. It's--

In case anybody forgot that's the dog that

supposedly works here, yes.

She doesn't supposedly work here.

She does work here.

She actually makes good buys, too.

You want to stay here with Uncle Hoss

or you want to come with me?

She doesn't want to stay.

- And then this one. - Mm-hmm.

What are you doing?

We're taking pictures of items for the website.

Okay. How's that going?

She has treats back here, too?

She has treats everywhere.

You know, if you're actually trying

to sell things on the website,

Pinky is the best marketer ever.

She actually sold all of the Simpson toys

through her great marketing skills.

You remember?

Whoa. Can I help you?

I'd like to sell my World of Springfield

Simpsons collection.

I've never seen a Simpsons collection this detailed

with this much stuff.

So how many pieces in total in the collection?

133 pieces.

But there's also, I think, 20 or 30

different environments that interact

with the characters themselves.

What kind of price are you looking for?

So I'm looking for 2,000.

Wow.

Apparently you have the entire world of Simpsons there.

Yes, it's a Simpsons world, and you're living in it.

Wow. That's impressive, man.

What do you think this collection is worth,

retail value?

I want to know that before I start to consider

what I can pay for it.

Well, you know, looking it all over,

you have playsets like the mainstream playset.

This used to be, like, a $250 play set, right?

Now you're looking at it about a $65 play set.

Sometimes, when stuff is bought as a collectible,

these toys don't gain value, and in some cases,

they might lose a little bit of value.

- Sure. - I would expect

your return on this to be around $2,200.

D'oh.

Well, this is gonna take a lot of time for me

to move and sell-- a lot of labor, a lot of power,

a lot of shipping.

Would you do 950?

If you'd do 1,000, this would be awesome.

Thanks, man. - We got a deal.

I appreciate it.

Chum.

Is Grandpa here?

Why are you photographing your dog?

I bought 130 Simpson pieces.

A lot of them are only worth, like, 7 bucks, 10 bucks each.

So to help move that stuff, I'm throwing in

an autographed picture of Pinky.

A dog can't autograph a picture.

She has a paw print and an ink pad, and--

No one's gonna buy something because your dog

put its paw print on it.

I don't know. Did you see how cute she is?

Look at her.

Pinky is not going to sell merchandise.

It's a dog.

I let you bring the dog to work because the dog is cute.

You just made her mad.

She heard that, Rick, and she didn't like it.

I guarantee you, because of her,

merchandise will sell.

Will you deal with this, please?

No.

Do what you want to do, Chum.

It's okay, Pinky. Let's do a couple more.

Oh, yeah, girl, get it.

Well, I do admit your whole little gimmick

selling the Simpsons toys worked.

So, I mean, I guess if you want to hang out back here

with Pinky, go right ahead.

Well, you know I am a great photographer.

Pinky is actually the perfect muse.

I mean, you remember the book I made,

all the pictures of Pinky.

Yes, "The Quantum of Pinky Lee."

Yes, I remember.

It was pretty good.

How are you doing?

Hey, hi.

What do you have here today?

Well, I have a Peter Lik photography book.

Yeah, Peter Lik is one of the greatest

landscape photographers out there.

I've always been a fan of his work.

He was really known for his, you know, hiking

and taking pictures of the wilderness.

Like, look at this. It's beautiful.

How much are you looking to get for it?

I'm actually hoping to get close to 7 grand

since it does have the autograph.

His signature is great, but he has signed a lot of it.

I'd like to give you 1,500 for it.

Make it an even 2?

Let's go do some paperwork. You got a deal.

- Oh, thank you so much. - Come on.

Isn't this cool?

I've actually been thinking about maybe making

my own coffee table book.

Do we have any volcanoes in Nevada?

Not that I'm aware of, Chum.

You know what?

If this is a hobby you want to start, good for you, Chum.

I promise to give you the first autographed copy.

Okay. Okay.

I--I got to do stuff.

Come on.

Let's go take some pictures over here.

What do you think, girl? Do you like this?

What are you thinking, Pinky?

Yeah, you're right.

We got some good pics here.

Let's move on.

Do you remember the Peter Lik book, "The Equation of Time"?

Pretty amazing, right?

But not as amazing as...

the "Quantum of Pinky Lee."

What's so funny?

You actually created this?

Yeah.

Can we see inside the book, or is it just blank pages?

Well, we start off with a blank page, what do you know,

and then a beautiful landscape photography that I took.

This is a picture of, um, Pinky,

and this is the burnt forest over back side

of Mount Charleston right there.

I can't believe you actually did this.

Here's the coolest one, guys,

one of my favorite childhood books this picture was

based off of-- "Where's Pinky?"

This is the bunch of broken glass,

and there's a lot of Pinkys in there.

All right. What else we got?

I got this idea from the movie "King Kong."

Pinky's taking over the city.

All right. I'm impressed. I love it.

But these pictures are obviously superimposed.

I mean, "tom-ay-to," "tom-ah-to."

They're pictures that I took.

I'm just speechless.

Okay, so do you want to help out with the photography?

I do want to help out.

Photography is pretty important when

you're trying to sell an item.

Okay, but you got to actually get some work done.

Pinky seems to be really comfortable.

Pinky, are you comfortable?

She had to shake some dust off.

She's waiting for the next item to come in.

She's waiting for the next item to come in?

Yeah.

I mean, she enjoys the items as much as any of us,

maybe even more than Big Hoss.

Okay.

You communicated that with her.

Yeah.

Her favorite things are comic books.

She absolutely loves them, all kinds of comic books.

- How are you doing? - Good, you?

Pretty good. What do you have here?

I have 89 "Alf" comics.

Okay.

Alf is an alien who ended up crash-landing here on Earth.

What do you think, Pinky?

Is this a proper representation of the year 2020?

Do you like it?

Yes, of course you do.

There's a refrigerator with treats there.

So it looks like you're missing issue 1 and 2.

Yeah, and 48, I believe.

Okay.

How much are you looking to get for the whole collection?

About 500.

These are still very, very young

in the world of collecting.

So let me get someone down here to take a look at these,

and then we'll talk about a price.

How about that? - That's fine.

All right.

You want to go get a treat, Pinky,

while I make a phone call? We'll be right back.

Okay.

- Hey. - Hey, how are we doing?

- Good, you? - Hey, Steve.

Hey.

Uh, this is quite a surprise.

This is a new employee?

Oh, she's the star employee.

She's already won employee of the month a couple times.

So a collection of "Alf" comics here.

The important thing about this is you need

to have the full set, 1 through 50.

And by the way, there was also six specials.

Okay?

So we have one special.

We're missing 48 and 1 and 2.

Everything else seems to be here.

Ooh. Now, did you say issue 48?

- Yeah. - Ah, okay.

Issue 48 was a very special issue,

and it actually became quite controversial.

And in recent years, if anyone collects "Alf,"

they don't get issue 1 or 2.

They get the issue 48.

So without the 48,

the value sort of drops quite significantly on these books.

What kind of value would we put on these?

I mean, realistically speaking,

maybe 150 bucks.

Okay.

Pinky says thanks for coming down and helping us today.

Well, Pinky, it's been a pleasure.

Hopefully I'll see you guys next time.

We'll be here. All right.

Well, you heard what Steve had to say.

I'd be willing to pay about 50 bucks for them

if you want to sell him.

Could we do 75?

Um, I can't do 75.

50 bucks is gonna be what I'm going to have to pay for them,

and I'm imagining it's going to take me

a few years to sell them all, if I can sell them all.

I think I'll just hold on to them for now.

All right.

Well, thanks for bringing them down,

and thanks for coming out.

So Pinky likes comic books.

One of her favorite items.

All the colors and the cool stories are her favorite.

Aren't dogs colorblind?

She's not.

Enough, enough.

Pinky and I have some business to attend to.

Say bye, Pinky.

Bye, Pinky.

What kind of business?

Important kind.

Apparently, there was a delivery for a Pinky Russell?

Lunch is here, Pinky.

You actually order stuff in her name?

And you gave her your last name?

Well, yeah.

Her full name is Pinky Rose Russell.

Pinky Rose Russell.

Because she's sweet like a rose.

Aren't you, Pinky?

Okay. What are we eating?

- Pizza. - You got pizza?

It's not a lot of pizza.

It's just me and Pinky.

You ordered you and Pinky lunch?

A dog's got to eat.

Corey, I guess we're on our own.

Well, I mean, you guys have opposable thumbs.

I figured you could handle yourself.

The whole food thing with you and Pinky

is getting kind of ridiculous.

We got chicken up here.

Thanks for cooking eggs for Pinky.

Yeah, I got some corn and some peppers

going on over here. - All right.

And the sardines are for yours truly.

Dog eats sardines?

Yeah, your niece eats sardines.

Stop calling her a dog.

This is your niece.

I bet you Alex likes sardines.

- What's up, guys? - How's it going, Alex?

I'm good.

Well, we got the spread going.

Help yourself.

So what do you got, Chum?

Well, we got some scrambled eggs, sardines, chicken,

and watermelon drinks.

You don't like sardines?

Uh, they're not my favorite.

Can I offer you anything?

Uh, how about the watermelon drink?

The watermelon drink? You got it.

Hold on a second, guys.

I don't want to spill this. - What do you got?

You guys already cooked food.

I just got something for me and Alex.

Where did you buy that?

I didn't buy it. I made it.

I am known for my charcuterie boards.

Aw.

Can we just do one thing that's not weird?

This is not weird.

This is what people do.

People go camping.

Dad, you hung up balloons.

Well, I just wanted Alex to make sure,

like, he knew this was our RV,

just in case we weren't here.

- It did work. - Yeah.

You did park right by him.

- Yeah, I saw the balloons. - See?

Saw the balloons.

Well, since you only order yourself food and not us food,

I got even better food.

I mean, we're having pizza.

You shouldn't feed a dog pizza.

That's bad for them.

Well, this pizza is formulated for her.

So hold on for a second.

Are you eating dog pizza?

No, Pinky's eating dog pizza.

I'm just eating regular pizza.

But you could just get her dog food.

She's above that.

You could just get her dog food.

She's above that.

I'm just saying your world revolves

around Pinky a little much.

When we went to Mesa, Arizona, we had to bring

the motor home because of Pinky.

You know that.

Well, Pinky appreciates it very much.

And let me tell you, she had a ball.

Wasn't this road trip way funner than flying?

Longer than I thought it would be.

Plus, we saved money on airfare and hotels

by staying in the RV.

I'm getting a hotel.

Mesa is gonna be amazing, guys.

Tell me what you have here.

It's a Babyhood Wonda chair, stroller, and bassinet.

You want to go for a ride, Pinky?

She does.

I think you're right.

I have two graded Justin Bieber trading cards.

A little bit of the Bieber fever going on?

- Yeah, yeah, definitely. - Me too.

Oh, that's cute.

I know you're not a "Belieber," Pinky, but I am.

Okay.

What are you looking at, Big Hoss?

Well, I mean, I'm assuming this is a small-caliber gun.

Hi, Pinky. Just go ahead.

Just sit your butt right on it. - Oh, perfect.

- Pinky. - There you go.

- Hi. - Hello, how are you?

I'm good. How are you?

Ooh, Pinky's interested.

Pinky, that's not a snack.

She can sense a good deal.

I have a 1971 anniversary Imperial Plate of Persia

by Spode.

And do you know how much you're looking for today?

I think we could do 225.

I'll pay 225 for it.

I think I can do just fine. - Perfect.

Thank you. - All right.

Pinky, if you're gonna be here working,

you're gonna have to work or you're gonna have to lay down,

not get all up in my business.

What do you have here?

I've got a wooden frog instrument.

It croaks just like a real frog.

Do you know how much you're looking to get?

Around 50?

I could give you $50 for it.

Awesome. Thank you.

Thank you. Have a good day.

You, too.

Another deal down, Pinky.

I have to say, everybody loves Pinky.

He did help with the crowd.

I got a lot more people there.

You just hate the competition.

I don't hate the competition.

I'm just saying--

Oh, did you take some of Uncle Rick's spotlight?

What's that?

Oh, Grandpa Rick?

Come on, Pinky. Let's get back to work.

We'll leave some pizza for you guys.

I don't want dog pizza.

There's human pizza, too.

You know you want to try the dog pizza.

Pretty dry.

- Hey, Chum. - What's up?

How was lunch?

Pretty good.

That's a pretty impressive dog bed.

It is pretty nice, isn't it?

My friend gave me that as a gift for Pinky.

Who was that?

In Lexington, I bought a rare bourbon barrel,

and I decided to turn it into something else.

I'm impressed that you actually

have a soft side for Pinky.

Not really. Chum was on the road.

He was missing Pinky.

I got kind of tired of hearing him talk about her.

So I decided to do something nice.

Oh, you look so cute today.

Who are you talking to?

I miss you.

Can't wait to get home and see you.

He's talking to his dog.

She's so cute, huh?

Bye, Pinky. Daddy loves you.

"I love you too, Daddy."

Finally, some bourbon barrels.

Where have you been all day?

With my barrels.

So tell me what you have.

I have the two barrels, Buffalo Trace and Weller.

Actually, Buffalo Trace is one of the companies

that was able to operate throughout prohibition

under a medical exemption. - Yes.

So pretty cool history with this brand right here.

What do you think, Big Hoss? - I'm impressed.

When did you become such a bourbon guy?

So I know a little bit about bourbon.

So how much are you looking to get for them?

$300 for both of them.

You know, there's got to be a lot

of these things out here.

Would you take 75 for the Willers?

No, no, I got to come up.

How about 125?

I know that there's a lot of stuff that could be

done with barrels like this.

Maybe, like, 105?

I could do 105.

All right.

Do you want to come with me and we'll--

- Sure. Sure. - I'll take you to the cashier?

Chum can move the barrels?

- Chum, thank you so much. - My pleasure.

Take care.

- Hey, what's up, Ricky? - Hey, guys.

How y'all doing? - All right.

Good seeing you.

Welcome to my shop. - Yeah.

Thanks for having us. - Yeah.

I have your barrel ready, and if y'all want to check it out--

Let's go see it.

Well, here you go, boys.

Here's the barrel you brought me.

- Oh, wow. - It looks pretty good.

It doesn't look like the same barrel at all.

We did talk about one more thing.

Were we able to get that done?

- We sure did. - Can we take a look at that?

Oh, yeah. No problem.

I know how you were missing Pinky,

being on the road and everything.

So-- - You flew her down?

No, I didn't fly your dog down.

There you go, bud. - There you go.

Is this a dog bed?

I'll put it right here beside you.

Okay.

Now this is craftsmanship right here.

This is awesome.

Pinky's gonna love it.

Soft bed, too, inside of it.

Thank you. - Thank you so much, man.

I really appreciate it. - Thank you, guys.

Appreciate it.

Same to you, buddy. Thank you.

I mean, I think it's really cool.

I like it.

It proves my son has a heart.

Well, I don't know if it proved that.

So the Pinky photograph, is that the one that

Steve Grad would not authenticate?

Yeah, because apparently he can't authenticate signatures.

He was just saying that he doesn't do them for dogs.

Which is a huge market that he's missing out on.

So you called Steve Grad in to authenticate a paw print?

Why would you need Pinky's autograph authenticated,

seeing as how it's your dog?

Well, she's more famous than most other movie dogs.

- How's it going, guys? - Pretty good.

How are you doing? - Good.

Let's go ahead and throw it up on here.

So I have a signed photo of Rin Tin Tin,

and I think Lee Duncan's signature, his owner.

Okay.

Rin Tin Tin was one of the biggest stars in silent movies.

Rin Tin Tin never signed stuff.

You know, my--

paw print's right there.

A paw print is not a signature.

Tell Pinky that.

So how much you want for it?

I was gonna hopefully get about 7,500.

Where did you come up with that number?

Just doing research on Rin Tin Tin artifacts,

and they're hard to find.

Okay.

Uh, yeah, I'd give you 200 bucks for it.

It's very, very obscure.

Quite frankly, there's not that many collectors for it left.

I think we're a little too far apart.

All right.

Well, thanks for bringing it in.

- I appreciate your time, guys. - Thank you.

- Steve. - How are you?

- I'm good. - Say hi, Pinky.

Hi, Pinky.

Good to see you.

So I need your services.

Oh, God.

I need to get Pinky's autographs authenticated.

That way people know it's her paw print.

I-- I don't really authenticate paw prints.

You can't. - You're good.

I know you can do it.

Look, I have her paw right here.

You can verify it with your pro scope.

Yeah, being good and everything is one thing,

but, like, you can't really--

All right.

What are you guys arguing about?

Steve is refusing to authenticate Pinky's autograph.

To be fair, he wouldn't authenticate

the Rin Tin Tin autograph either,

because it's not actually an autograph.

It's a paw print.

Which is her autograph.

I get it.

We understand how much you love Pinky.

But I think you're gonna have to have just a certificate

of authenticity not from an autograph person,

but maybe from you.

I don't think Pinky is leaving until she

gets her authentication.

I think I got to get back to work.

I'm sorry, Chum.

This isn't gonna work for any--

Uh, Chum, there's people in line.

I was gonna give you one of these pictures,

but I don't think so anymore, Steve.

Next.

Are you shooing me?

See you, Chum.

Thanks, Rick.

I think it's a missed opportunity, huge market.

A lot of people would authenticate

their dog's signature.

I think you guys have a business here.

I mean, you guys can start authenticating dog paw prints.

We could call it "Pawlygraph."

That's actually a really good idea.

There you go, Pops.

Get in on the ground floor?

Um, I'll think on it.

What are these?

Those are dehydrated vegetables

from your local farmers market.

All right.

I'm trying to get healthy.

That's a sweet potato.

Okay, sweet.

All right, I'm getting back to work.

You guys should, too.

You just gave my dad a dog treat.

Yeah, but they are from the farmers market.

All right, Pinky.

We're gonna stop by the candy shop

and see how everything's going.

All right, have fun, Chum.

Pinky loves the bed, Big Hoss.

What up, Santos?

How's the shop doing today?

Hey, what's going on?

Everything's been good, just restocking.

We had a big sale for a birthday party,

so just putting everything back in order.

Speaking of birthday parties,

you remember Pinky's pink birthday party we had

at the shop? - I do remember.

I wasn't there, because I was working overtime.

Dude, what are you doing?

Pinky's having a birthday party.

Oh, sweet. I'm invited?

Uh, you're Pinky's friend, aren't you?

Of course. She loves me, man.

Yeah, you're invited.

Just make sure you get her a present

and you wear something pink.

Pink?

Are you serious?

Look at that girl.

Do you want to tell her no?

Pinky want treats?

I got treats.

I got treats.

Here we go.

Rick, you're spoiling her again.

I told you about--

It's her birthday, all right?

We got some human treats and some dog treats,

so help yourself.

Enjoy something.

Which are which?

I think it's obvious, right?

No, it's not.

Hey, what's going on?

Sorry I'm late, but I brought Corey.

Hey, you made it.

Corey, you're not in dress code.

This was a real thing?

Um, yeah, it was a real invitation you got, right?

I thought it was some kind of joke or something.

I brought you a gift, Pinky.

You actually bought something?

Yeah.

It's a birthday party.

You don't come empty-handed.

All right, what do we got here?

"Fierce and strong."

What do you think, Pinky?

Where did all the dogs come from?

Pinky's got a lot of friends, man.

She's well loved.

Look, you didn't even invite my dogs.

Your dogs have no manners.

All right, you ready to eat your cake?

Happy birthday, Pinky.

Who's ready to eat cake?

Just want to thank everyone for taking

the effort to wear some pink and come to the party,

except Corey.

Pinky's party was a success.

And we will do this again next year.

All right.

So are you gonna wear a pink shirt

for her birthday this year?

If that's what she wants, that's what she gets.

Tell Uncle Santos bye.

Pinky, don't work too hard.

- Hey, Cristian. - Hey, how you doing, Chum?

Pretty good.

She's ready to get cleaned up and spoiled.

Awesome.

The usual?

The usual, yeah.

All right, Pinky. I'll see you in a little while.

You're in good hands. - Bye-bye.

Thank you.

What is this?

He's a dog groomer.

One for me?

Yeah.

She has a mobile beauty appointment?

I'm pampering Pinky like always, you know.

I would actually call it, like, mega spoiled.

I treat Pinky the same way I treat myself--

only the finer things in life.

But she's a dog.

She doesn't know if she has a good haircut or not.

When you're Pinky, you do.

I'm just saying--

little spoiled.

Hello, how can I help you?

- Hi, how are you? - I'm good.

I have some Louis Vuitton chopsticks

and Chinese New Year envelopes.

Look at that, the year of the dog.

What do you think, Pinky?

Is it your year?

I think she's feeling it.

So these are actually pretty cool.

These aren't something that Louis Vuitton would have sold.

These both would have been given out as VIP gifts.

Louis Vuitton has been around since the 1800s,

and they started off making trunks.

Later they evolved to making small leather goods.

Eventually, they started making clothing.

What happens when you go to Louis Vuitton,

if you spend a lot of money?

You have a personal advisor.

Something like this would be mailed out to you as a gift,

and it'd have a note from your advisor in here saying,

thank you for being a good customer.

You know, here's some red envelopes.

So these envelopes would basically be just, um,

an envelope that you would put money in,

and you would give it to someone

that you cared about to bring in the new year.

These are chopsticks, you say? - Yes.

They would have been done for the Louis Vuitton's

25th anniversary for the Louis Vuitton Cup,

and that would have been in 2009.

There's two sets of chopsticks in here.

Basically, these were just given out as a gift,

probably if you spent a certain amount of money,

a ridiculous amount of money.

Probably somewhere well over $100,000 would have

got you this pair of chopsticks.

Yeah.

How much are you looking to get for this stuff?

So I would like to ask 650.

That's gonna be a little too much for me.

How about 325?

I was hoping for a bit more.

I would love to get them for 325,

and Pinky is dying to get them.

You think we can make a deal just for Pinky?

I think Pinky seems to like them,

so sure, I'll do it for Pinky.

All right, let's go write it up.

All right, Pinky.

Your cuteness wins again.

Don't you think that's kind of

a luxurious lifestyle for a dog?

No, it's--

I mean, I treat my dog like I would want to be treated.

But Pinky really doesn't know what designer stuff is.

But she knows what nice things are.

She just doesn't know brand names,

because those aren't in her vocabulary.

What are you two doing out here in the parking lot?

Just drinking some tea, waiting for Pinky.

All done.

Always behaves amazing.

Yeah, good girl.

Oh, you smell good, too.

You want to smell her?

I guess I don't have a choice.

That's what the finer things smell like.

Well, I like the little pink bandana.

It reminds me of when Corey lost the bet.

I think that was Pinky's favorite walk ever.

Hey, what's going on, my man?

What do you have here?

A Filipino bolo knife from the Insurrection War.

It's pretty cool.

I don't know too much about it.

And what's really cool about this

is it's got an original label here

by whoever captured it stating where this was found

and who it was given to.

What are you looking to do with it?

You know, I usually bring stuff

in here for Rick, and he's not here,

but I figured 1,000 bucks, man.

I mean, something like this, that's hard to price.

And you can't find-- there's no comparables out there.

First off, I don't know too much about it,

but I'm guessing it's probably worth somewhere in maybe,

like, the $500 range.

Yeah, a little more than $500, man.

850.

500, that's the most I'm gonna give you.

7, see, now I'm getting--

now, see, I've come off so much, and you're just

not bringing it up enough.

That's, you know, still going to be a lot.

My wall--600 bucks, that's it.

I'm walking.

You don't want to see this somewhere else

and get Rick all mad. - All right.

I'll give you 600 bucks for it.

All right, man. You're tough.

You're tough, man. - No, you're tough.

- All right. - I'm gonna get fired for this.

I just bought something for what it's probably worth.

No, man, I think you guys are gonna do great with this.

All right.

What's this?

A Philippine war knife.

- Where'd you buy this? - I bought it from Spencer.

- What'd you pay for it? - 600.

Chum, this is worth, like, maybe 200 bucks.

That thing's easily worth $1,000.

Do you even know if it's real?

It's worth every penny I paid for it and more.

I know it's not worth that.

I bet you it's worth $600 or more.

And if I'm right, you're walking Pinky in a tutu.

Cool, and if I'm right, you're cutting your ponytail

off with this thing.

I'll happily bet my ponytail.

You're gonna be losing your hair, man.

While Alex is here in the shop,

I'm gonna ask him if I made a good deal on my Filipino knife

and settle this bet with Corey once and for all.

Alex, I'm glad you're here.

Check out this score I've got.

Philippine war knife.

They call this a barong.

Yes, they do.

Me and Chum have a bet. What's it worth?

Well, these are actually really popular with collectors.

But what's really cool is this little label here,

the 26th Infantry Regiment.

That's when it was formed in the Philippines

for the Philippine insurrection.

So this is a legendary infantry regiment,

a regiment that's still in service today.

These guys were in the beginning of World War I.

They were some of the first troops in France.

Same thing with World War II--

they were at the Battle of the Kasserine Pass.

And this early date, 1899, I mean, this could have

been one of their first battles ever.

That totally affects the value.

If this were just a barong in this,

it's, you know, a $500 knife, maybe.

But with this, and tied to the 26th Infantry Regiment,

I think it's like--

you'd probably get 1,000 bucks for it.

- Boom. - Damn it.

All right.

So what did you guys bet or whatever?

Is that your uncle walking you, Pinky?

I know. This is humiliating.

I don't know who looks better in the tutu, you or him.

Come on.

Let's get this over with.

A bet's a bet, man.

Big Hoss always keeps his bet,

even if it involves walking around

in a pink tutu with a little dog.

He just complains about it a lot.

Will you hold this real quick?

- Sure. - I got a gift for you guys.

A gift?

Pinky bracelets.

We could all wear matching Pinky bracelets.

A Pinky bracelet.

And it's pink.

You get it?

Yeah.

You should put yours on, Big Hoss.

I will.

All right, let's get back to work.

It looks good on you.

You know what?

I think we could sell these. - Sure, maybe.

I mean, I don't think we could make a fortune,

but I think we could make a little money.

Well, I'm sure if you gave Pinky a little treat here

and there, she'd agree to it.

Yeah, I'll cut her in for some.