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Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.

Okay,

Taylor. Let's try this again.

Okay? Pronounce it good.

Um... I don't think I'm going to get it right.

What is it?

Homie?

No homie. No.

So, in French, the H is a silent letter.

We do not pronounce it.

And the E is pronounced . So this word

is pronounced . Yeah,

you got it. Do it again.

Yeah. They never say the H?

Never.

It's the rule in French.

Let's try the second one.

I say the F, right?

Yeah.

Femme?

You're very close, but no.

In this particular word, the E is pronounced out.

So, you pronounce it femme.

Femme? Femme. Woman.

Third one.

I mean, how does it go from four letters to just two?

It's the way it is. This is the French language. It's different from English.

I think I need to drop the class or something. I mean, I've been here like

weeks now. I just can't remember anything.

Learning a new language takes time. You need to be patient with yourself.

Or maybe... Maybe I don't have the right method to teach you.

Maybe we should change and try something more fun. I wasn't trying to be

disrespectful.

No, don't worry.

Yeah, what do you have in mind?

It's just the two of us, so I expect you to not talk about

what's going to happen, okay?

Okay. Okay.

So, every time you get the right pronunciation in French,

I take off one of my clothes.

Seriously?

Do you think that could help?

It could go a few ways.

It could help me a lot or just distract me more.

I'm sure it's going to help you. I believe in you. All right?

Yeah, sounds good.

Let's try it. Let's go back on the first one.

Oh. Hmm.

See? Was that right?

Yes, it was.

Because

we

don't use the H.

Absolutely. Correct.

Let's try the second one.

And? And.

Yes.

That's correct.

Okay.

What's the third one?

Well, the third one is kind of what I'm getting right now.

Oh, yeah?

A little bit.

Say it.

Off? Yeah, off. That's correct.

So you get to choose what I take off next.

Well, I think we just start at the top.

Yeah, we should.

Do you know that word in French?

Which word?

This one. The bra? Bra? No.

Soutien gauche.

Yeah,

I like it. Was that good?

It was.

Poutine? Yeah, you know that one.

I do know that one.

Let me see.

Well, now I'm kind of getting distracted.

French is not that complicated.

I bet you just really need to take a bunch of classes.

I don't think it would pay off this much.

Don't worry.

You've got a path, I'm sure.

I didn't tell you this was a shaft, did I?

What a nice place.

This is called La Longue.

La Longue?

It sounds kind of familiar.

So I'll say amore le long.

J 'aime.

J 'aime le long.

J 'aime le long.

Mm -hmm.

Sorry.

Oh, I knew it. Speak French in no time.

As long as we keep using this new method.

Mm -hmm.

Just like that.

You're getting me so hard.

I am.

Judo.

Judo? Yeah, it's hard.

Judo.

Wow.

That's my new favorite class.

Oh, yeah?

What have we done?

A mission accomplished.

With my new favorite teacher.

Thinking everybody's favorite teacher

I think it's your turn now. Yeah?

You

like

that? I do.

J 'aime beaucoup.

You're saying that's really hard.

You're really gifted.

Do you remember how we say pussy in French?

That one I actually don't know.

Le chat.

Le chat.

Yeah. Oh, I've heard that one before.

Yeah.

Should we do it?

Yeah.

Baby. Baby?

Thank you.

I told you. You want it back in?

I feel like I should be writing one still.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, you should.

Well, maybe not.

Maybe I could give you more privacy.

Well, I think I'm going to need more.

Yeah.

The end.

So how much would you like? Oh yeah?

You have?

Yeah.

Bonbon.

Bonbon? Bonbon.

My dear, you kept me waiting for so long. Oh, yeah?

You kept me waiting for so long.

Oh, my

God.

I thought you were just going to

make me come soon.

Oh, yeah?

You want to come?

Yeah. They called me.

Yeah.

Put it in there earlier in the walk.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. It's right there.

Oh,

fuck. You're getting me close.

Yeah.

Fuck you!

to come back same time tomorrow?

Good work today.

I tried my best.

Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.