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From a recent report done by some foreigners.

Hong Kong men do not much sex.

Not more than two times a week.

And their durability is low.

They are out of the top ten.

You can't blame them, they have to work hard in day time,

and, efficiency always goes first.

How can they afford spending more time in sex?

But, there is a good news.

Viagra appears!

With this, men regain enjoyable sex life.

With this, even a 70 years old man can make love.

With this, you can enjoy this.

With this, men can enjoy satisfactory sex life.

Let's listen to the citizen's point of view about this new invention.

Auntie, what do you think about Viagra?

Isn't it new movie star?

It is a kind of medicine, men became great in bed after eating it.

Damn it! I thought you're giving me some free gifts.

Uncle, what do you think about Viagra?

It's great! Now I go to Shenzhen several times a week.

I spend quite a lot of money.

I am busy, I am leaving now.

What do you think about Viagra?

I don't know, but men said they would become great after eating it.

Did you ever sleep with men who took Viagra?

I don't know, will anyone tell you that he's taken Viagra?

Has your sex mate become wonderful lately?

I bet my boyfriend needs that.

Can you give me some for him to try?

Did you eat Viagra?

Yes.

What do you feel?

I am more powerful, and it's harder.

Can you buy it easily? I think it needs prescription.

You can get it anywhere.

Will you rely on it?

This worries me.

In fact, you have not much funny things to do in HK.

With this invention, it provides talk of the town.

Even the sex hot line is busy.

Welcome to our show, Chiu, the best sex film actor, is our guest tonight.

This is Little Ann.

Hello, how are you doing? This is Chiu!

Wish all of you have affairs and romances every day and night.

You've just heard of the interviews.

Now, it's time to answer your call.

Hello, may I know your name?

Is it my turn?

I've got it!

May I know your name?

My name is Victor, my nick name is Viagra.

So you are pretty great in sex, huh?

No! I can't make it, that's why I call.

I've been impotent for a long time.

Why don't you ask help from doctors?

I've asked my doctor, since I have heart disease,

I can't take Viagra.

What can I help you?

Although I have been impotent for a long time,

I can make it lately.

That's great, congratulations.

What method do you use?

I've got a special Viagra for my heart.

What does that mean?

I make dirty calls.

Life is bored in this village.

Men don't have anywhere to go...

but stay in bars for bluffing.

They have nonsense topics.

Drink it...

Come on...

Did your wife make love to you last night?

Yes.

How many times?

Once.

How many posts?

One.

Did you light?

Yes.

Did she scream?

Yes.

What is it about?

"Make it fast! I want to watch TV!"

Did you answer?

Yes. "You've married me for 10 years, you know I am always a superman."

You liar.

Why do you think I lied?

You must have come before saying the word ten.

You seldom talk so much.

No way! They repeat the same joke everyday.

We are really bored.

It's bored...

Until one day...

Ken came back from UK, the son of Uncle Fat, the village master.

He brought along with his wife.

Take a seat.

What do you want to drink?

Two Tequila please.

Hubby, I think this village bar is really stylish.

Yes, this is nice.

But why are there so many retarded people?

They are not retarded, they are satyrs.

I have been impotent for a long time,

but she turned me on again.

My dick gains life again.

Bobo...she is my Viagra.

The light is turned off!

I am sorry...

Cigarettes, beer, soft drink...

You're so money-minded.

Bobo and her husband make love every night.

Their screams nourish all men's heart.

So, we come here every night.

Harder...

Why do you squeeze so hard?

What did you say?

Why do you hit so hard?

What's the matter?

Why do you squeeze me? It hurts!

What?

Viagra.

Viagra, I...

Cut the crap, I won't tease you.

Viagra, thank you, you are my real buddy.

Don't worry, you'll recover after one month.

How do you know that?

I know your doctor.

Old schoolmate?

No.

You know each other for a long time, don't you?

- We've known until this morning. - What?

Before that snake bit you last night...

It already bit me!

So the doctor said, it poison went to me.

And you'd be alright.

Brother Viagra, your dick is bigger than mine.

Everyday, I go to downtown by train to take care of my business.

Everyday, I come over this pier.

One day morning, I saw Bobo and her husband go fishing.

I really envy her husband.

But, what can I do?

I can treat her as other's newspaper.

I can only peep at her.

But I really can't imagine that...

In that afternoon, when I come over that pier again...

- Hubby. - Boy, wake up...

Please return my husband to me.

Please, return my son to me...

Return my hubby to me.

Bobo's husband was drown death.

Since that day,

we couldn't hear Bobo's scream.

Since Ken's death, the whole village is bored again.

Go.

The light is turn off...

But it's useless, she is left alone.

Will she open the window and show us strip dance?

Maybe she will come and ask us to go in.

I'd better go home to watch TV.

Don't panic, I'll back you up.

But, you're so pretty, you can find another man to comfort you.

How about Big Snake, he is nice.

No! I have been impotent for ages.

I think, you will find a nice man soon.

I'll pray for you.

See you!

What are you sneaking here?

I am catching some fireworms.

What did you say?

L prayed.

Why do you stay up late?

Well, that's none of your business.

Why don't you go?

Good night.

Wait.

Your voice seems familiar to me.

Iam a D.J.

Maybe you've heard of my show.

What show?

Sammy's Maniac Paradise, have you ever heard of that?

Oh, you are that D.J.!

I can't imagine that, you look different.

Really? See you.

At that time, I really have motive to rape her.

Because I found it erect.

For a man who hasn't experienced an erection for ages,

that feeling was really like...

Impossible!

What's the matter?

How can this slut stand that anymore?

Damn you!

She's a slut or not, does that matter to you?

Do you want her to seduce you?

If this is heard by the village master, you'll be drown death.

That's right.

I just bluff.

Tequila please.

What did you say?

L...didn't say anything.

No?

The village master said, who talks something bad about the couple,

who will be given a good lesson.

That's alright! Because he just said,

he saw Bobo's big tits and she may be a woman who's got richest pubic hair.

I didn't say that...

Shit! Something wrong again!

I didn't say anything...

Pretty woman.

Are you alone? May I buy you a drink?

Hands off.

What's the matter? Do you think you are great?

Decent people won't fool around.

What's happened? Did your husband die?

You must have urged too much sex, thus killed him!

No...l dare not do that again!

No...l dare not do that again!

Stop looking! Get lost, let me take this seat.

What're you still looking at?

Village master minds his reputation very much.

Even his daughter-in-law stays alone every night.

He won't let anyone take her advantage.

So, the men of this village...

all want to sleep with Bobo,

but no one dares to move ahead.

In fact, it's a hard time to me to face my wife.

She just loves watching TV and doesn't care about me.

She knows everyone in the drama better than knowing me.

Don't you believe that?

Let me show you something.

Honey, I don't want to live.

Don't stop me from watching TV.

I really don't want to live.

Get lost...

That woman is too bad to bully her husband like this.

Oh my God!

I said, I don't want to live like this.

Get lost!

Did you see that?

Everyone will not be interested in making love with her.

I really don't want to live.

I sought help from a friend who works in the telephone company,

and I've got Bobo's room number.

I really want to talk to her.

I worry that she would identify me.

Hubby, we haven't made that for a long time.

What?

Sleep.

You sleep every night.

I mean making love.

I make love every day, but not with you.

Really? Can you make it?

I wish you are that great! You trash!

Trash! You impotent moron...

My wife has found a more enjoyable thing than making love.

That's playing mahjong.

And l...keep on telling you boring things.

But, I've decided to give a call to Bobo.

Who is it?

It's me, are you feeling lonely?

What did you say?

Hang up, I know you'd hang up.

Why should I?

Go ahead, just feel free to talk.

I want...

I want to make love with you.

Who the hell are you?

I am your tutor.

Have you forgotten?

On that day, I went to your home to give you tutorial.

You are so bad.

That's too easy, you'd be punished!

I'll give you another revision.

How to say?

Nine.

Yes.

How to pronounce DICK?

Dick.

Correct.

How to pronounce NUTS?

Nuts.

Good! How to pronounce "PENIS"?

Peanut

Wrong, pen-is.

You'd be punished.

Yes.

Well, how many times should I hit you?

Three.

I hit you three times during last English lesson.

Well, five times should be hit this time.

Get ready.

Sir, you always punish your student,

do you worry that your student will come back for revenge?

What do you mean?

Revenge.

I just hit you few times, and you think you'd avenge?

Cut the crap, get ready.

Alright.

H oW?

Enough...

When I hit your ass, you've got turned on, right?

Do you feel high? You're all sweat.

Do you know why should I keep you in school?

Yes.

Why?

Because I went swimming with my classmates.

This isn't a serious matter, but...

But the water is spilled, right?

Right, the teacher is wet.

The teacher wants to spill on you...

No...

Dare you do that again?

I dare not!

- Are you sure? - I dare not do that again!

Teacher, no! I dare not do that again.

I want to call police.

No! Otherwise the policewomen want me to call them everyday.

That'd be a great trouble.

Feeling comfortable?

What's a bad luck! I lost 4 thousand in 4 rounds.

What's wrong? Why do you stare at me?

Honey...

Bastard, did you eat any snake? You are great?

Tonight, I haven't been that great since these 3 and a half year.

Since then, when I want to make love with my wife,

I would call Bobo first.

But, ifl don't make a call, I can't turn on.

I've become a man who addicts to making dirty calls.

- Cheers. - Bottom up.

Did you make love with your wife?

Yes.

How many times?

Half.

Why?

My friends came to have dinner in my place.

My honey had to wash some more bowls, it wasted a little time.

The show was going to start few minutes later.

You lied.

I didn't.

If you can't start making love during the show,

and before the show, you need only half the commercial time,

you could make it.

"'8 you!

It's you again!

Maybe it's you...

I know, one of you did that.

You can't cheat me.

What does she mean? Who did what?

Who is she talking about?

What?

Who dares to do what?

- Drink it. - Cheers.

You've recovered, haven't you?

But I should do it after making a call.

This is shit! This is psychic hindrance.

I believe that, if you are able to have a real great time,

that is, do with that widow!

I am sure you can become a real man.

Really?

Have you heard of Dr. Cametine's words?

It's hard to start.

If only you do it real for one time,

I guarantee you would become a real man.

Let's talk later. Bye bye.

Here come some commercials.

Who is Dr.Cametine?

I don't know, ljust bluff.

You are a D.J., don't you always bluff?

Cut! Get to bed.

Cut. Good take.

Don't waste it.

Brother Chiu, you are great.

Sure, I need not take Viagra, lam tough enough.

Take a rest, we'll have another set ready soon.

Are you kidding me? I have to leave now.

It doesn't work! Why?

Brother Chiu.

Boss, take a seat...

No, thanks, take a seat.

You'll getting rich this time.

What good offer do you give me?

I've signed a Japanese AV star, named Susie Bomb.

I wanna make an X-rated film.

I wanna exhibit this film in the next US X-rated film festival.

Congratulations...

It's you who is getting rich.

I wanna let you star in this film.

No way! I won't take it.

You always make love with the female leads at the scene.

That's different, that's just for fun.

But now, you want to film it, how can I make it?

You look good, and she is a pretty AV star.

The script has already been made.

She is going to act as a spy, she wants to betray our country.

And you'll act as a hero.

You want to check her.

You check her, and you screw her, again and again.

Cut the bull shit, I won't act.

No?

No.

So pay me back.

You are such a practical man.

Anything you say.

This good! Tomorrow night, she will come to Hong Kong.

Don't lose our face.

I am leaving.

Bastard, he is like a pimp.

- Is there an electricity cut? - What's the matter?

What's up? Haunted here?

How is it?

Ithink it is shrinking.

Really? Let me check.

Not bad! It's like Shit!

Why?

Boss wants to film the love scene of Susie Bomb and me.

It's psychological reaction.

Use your mouth to help, okay?

Alright.

Who threw that bread?

Boss, be careful.

It doesn't work.

What should we do?

Ask your wife to make you some nutritious soup.

Does this work?

If you can't make it, you'll lose yourjob.

And it will shrink more.

Look at him! It's great.

I've read his photo album, it's this long.

Will it be done by computer?

Should I get it out and show you?

Would you please stop! I've suffered enough.

I would sue you guys sexual harassment.

- Did you bring any keys? - No.

Come on, change it.

Are you tired?

Let me do some massage for you.

You know, only my dick is tired.

And your massage will only worse it.

May I give you some tea?

I want Wu-long tea.

Got it.

Daddy.

What are you looking at? You spend day and night here.

I just want to look out.

It's better than your mom, she can't see anything.

Did you bring her to see the optical doctor?

Yes, doctor said, it's incurable. She is blind.

That's great, at least she can't see you fooling around.

You're wrong, she is smarter than anyone.

- Daddy. - What's up?

Have you done that with mom?

What?

What?

What did you say?

You did that and gave birth to me.

I did that and feed you.

We are old, we can't do that now.

Kidding! You've retired already?

Good son, you get tea in pot, but you need cups.

You would not drink with this cup only, would you?

What does that mean?

You should have at least hundred of one-time-use cup, right?

Iam not like you, you always use other's cups.

It's not hygienic, be careful.

Didn't you use paper cup?

No.

It's incredible!

Happy birthday.

You remember my birthday!

Of course, but I have no time to buy present.

But at least I remember.

Bastard!

If you have chance, use some paper cups.

I don't have time to bluff.

Sorry, I am sorry...

Miss, are you alright?

I twisted my ankle.

Let me help you.

That's great, what's you name?

Wong, I live here.

My name is Mandy.

I've just moved in, I lived upstairs.

Uncle Wong, please take these things upstairs, okay?

No problem, let me do it.

You're so nice.

- Walk slowly. - Thank you.

It's weird! I've screwed many X-rated film stars.

And it's not funny at all.

But my wife Tenie,

when I see her doing housework, I have special impulse.

Look, she is ironing again.

What's up?

Come on.

Your mother is at home.

- Come on. - Your mom is at home.

She is blind, come on.

But someone outside will see us, let's go inside.

You mean outside the window? Who will see us?

Let's go in.

Let's do it behind the sofa.

Undress.

No, get down.

You've had great improvement.

Keep on...don't stop...

Chiu! Chiu.

Don't panic, my mom is blind.

Go on...

- Chiu... - I am here.

There is a rat in my room, get it please.

Iam coming...

Hurry up! Come!

Iam coming...

So, do it.

What's up? What are you doing?

Come on, get the rats for her.

Hurry up...

Granny.

Be careful, a rat has just crawled on my foot.

It's a big rat, be careful.

Go in.

Mom, do you know what she is talking about?

She said, throw the rat inside a plastic bag after catching it.

Then knot the bag and throw it to the trash station.

She asked me not to panic.

Do you know what I am talking about?

Cut the crap, I don't know a word.

I couldn't erect when I was at the scene this day.

When I see my wife, I can do it again.

Ifl see Susie Bomb without an erection,

it would lose face of all Chinese.

No. I have to figure out a sure win method.

Use Viagra.

Who is calling me?

I am the smartest one among the o.25 billions of sperms.

Just these few?

You've made too much love.

A man has only 6 liters of sperms in his life.

6 litres? You can spend a lot of times.

But you've spent 95%.

You'll use it up soon.

What should I do?

Should I use Viagra?

Right.

Give it to me... Not much stock is available now.

Shit! Nothing's left.

Shit! If anyone knows I want to use Viagra,

how can I stand on my own feet in future?

Just take it secretly.

Miss, do you have that...

Do you want Viagra?

The old man who's just left bought all of my stock.

What a coincidence!

Can you get me one? My dad wants it.

This is all the go now, it's hard to get any.

Are you Chiu, the best X-rated film actor?

No, you've mistaken.

Forget it, so, you'd better go to the doctor.

Are you kidding?

Right, I should go to a doctor.

- Chiu! - What's the matter?

You said you are not Chiu.

Good morning.

Today is your birthday, we come to celebrate your birthday.

Thank you.

I'll treat you to afternoon tea.

Save it.

We are going to send you a gift.

It's too kind of you.

Open it.

You'll find a treasure in it.

Go on, this is very valuable, open it.

A Dill?

- This is Viagra. - You need it.

You are fooling me man. I have no use.

You are the most energetic one among us.

What we have left are useless dicks and balls.

We can't make it at all.

Right.

After eating this, you represent us...

and when you do it,

don't forget, the first ten pushes are for me.

The second ten pushes are for Chan.

And the third time pushes are for Chu.

You mean couples of pushes? What a dream.

Even it erects, only four to five pushes will go.

So, you have to eat Viagra.

It helps you.

It's too humble of me! I can make it.

But we are getting old, people think that we don't have that need.

Our wives are not interested in sex at all.

If you whore, you may get sex disease.

If you find a girlfriend, you'll be teased.

If you need this, you'd be afraid of being known.

So you have to cool yourself down by a shower.

For a retired man, being impotent will be better for him.

Alright, I'll send each one a pill.

Tomorrow, let's exchange our experience.

Let's eat together, I'll count one two three and eat.

One two three!

Let's split now, go and enjoy yourself.

Don't forget, see you tomorrow.

Bye bye.

Moron, you'll soon know how poor you are!

You'd eat it at night.

Chiu Wong...

Are you Chiu Wong?

Yes, nurses, is it my turn?

Remove that paper.

Show me your tonguemout...

out...Longer...

You have long tongue.

Iam your fan.

I am not an X-rated film actor.

Don't deny! You painted it gold in your last album.

People call you "Gold Penis".

No, it's not me.

If you are, you'll get treatment now, if not, go back and wait.

Alright, anything you say.

I heard that you are great.

Anything you say.

So, are you infected?

Anything you say.

Come in, Mr. Gold Penis.

Anything wrong?

Would you please go out?

Doctor, I...

What should I do?

I heard it mumbling.

What should I do?

Why do you nod your head?

Do you want me to shake my head?

My dick...lately...

What?

45 degrees?

60 degrees?

No.

90 degrees?

When it's in best condition, it's just 4 to 5 degrees.

Show me then.

It's really poor.

Have you found it?

Do you need a microscope?

I just want to see any tattoo.

My ex-girlfriend is a sculptress.

She can sculpt a sutra on a rice.

What did she sculpt there?

Pal, how can you make anything on flesh?

I tattooed a love letter for her.

And I'll show her occasionally.

The first line is, "l love you mad".

But why is there only the word love left?

Because you are the one who kneel down.

If a sexy bomb kneels in front of me, she can read the whole letter.

It's really bad.

Look, the word love can't be read.

Stop it.

Doctor, I have to work tomorrow.

This is my tool to make a living, please help me.

How can I help?

Blow for me please.

No, I mean, please do something.

H oW?

Do you have Viagra?

Why didn't you say earlier? I don't have stock now.

Maybe an injection would do.

No, can I skip it?

It'll make you recover soon.

What's wrong with you?

Hello...Daddy, yeah, I am still awake.

Iam waiting for a phone call, I talk to you later.

Bye.

Asshole! It's been days since the last call.

It's me!

Asshole!

Why didn't you call me for almost a week!

You said you want to tell me a story, so I thought I should give you more time.

Have you came up with one yet?

I am your teacher.

I have the responsibility to help you on your weak subjects.

You passed most of the hard subjects,

but why did you fail in health education?

The test question this time was CPR,

but you don't understand it, right?

Don't worry! Let me teach you.

First, if someone is choking on food,

we should press hard on his stomach.

Use your thumb and put it above the victim's stomach,

and press hard on it.

Do you understand?

Show me once if you understand.

Let's get started!

Not there! Higher.

Higher.

Not there.

What's wrong! You can't stand up straight?

Don't worry! I will teach you something else.

You heart is going very fast.

Relax! Let me teach you.

Right! Press it down...

Do you understand?

Show it to me once.

- Me? - Come on!

Do you know where are you supposed to put your hands?

Here.

Begin.

Press it down...

Not this hard, your want to kill me?

You want me to perform CPR!

Then why aren't you giving me mouth to mouth yet?

H oW?

Very easy! Just open your mouth.

Oh no! You have to do it with style,

Bobo, I want to see you.

Really? Okay.

Where? When?

What do you look like?

People said, my hair is like Ekin's, I've got eyes as pretty as Leon.

My nose is like Andy Lau's, my mouth is as sexy as Jacky's.

I am as strong as Aaron, and my skin is like Gong Li's.

Okay then. Meet me at the backyard at midnight tomorrow.

You have to come!

I promise.

Honey, I lost four thousand dollars again.

Gambling addict, you want more money, right? No way?

Let me punish you first!

No...Let me punish you...

Time goes by really fast.

All of a sudden it's the second night already.

Ten more minutes then Bobo will see me.

I am worried that she'll never talk to me after seeing my face.

I am more worried!

She might even get people to beat me up.

Then I am dead.

I can't continue like this.

I have to settle everything with her right now.

I know what I should do.

I decided not to go.

So I went to a pub to drink.

Viagra, what do you want?

Glasses boy! Two Tequila.

Who is the second glass for?

Can I drink both of them?

What's wrong? How come you want two glasses of wine?

None of your business.

I am useless! I dated Bobo but I don't have the guts to show up.

But she is a widow, I shouldn't take advantage of her.

I am a gentleman!

Oh no!

Viagra, I got raped!

Who would want to rape you?

- It's her. - Which one?

I was on my way here, but wanting to avoid the snakes,

I decided to go from the backdoor.

Suddenly a woman jumped out of nowhere and took off my pants,

and covered my head and raped me.

This is how I got raped.

Who is that woman?

That's Bobo.

Shit!

Really! I got raped by Bobo.

Should I go to the police?

She raped me and you tell me should I go to the police?

So I said, everything is decided by faith.

Since that day onwards, I never called Bobo again.

Later, she went back to England.

And married a white man.

She started telephone sex line business.

She sometimes might even talk on the phone too.

Lots of Asians call that line!

Brother, I haven't thought about this for a long time.

But I heard that you are very good,

if you don't try it will be a waste of talent.

Whose turn is it?

Pass.

Pass.

Do you think that he will take that Viagra?

Do you think Viagra is really that good?

So what if you take it?

Chiu's dad doesn't like that.

We don't even have a chance to reach the egg inside the woman's ovary.

Our job as sperms are very dangerous.

Even if we have the chance to attack.

We have to look at the situation so if the boss is stupid.

We will just end up on a piece of paper or a towel.

If the girl is taking birth control pills.

Even if we reach the ovary, there won't be any egg waiting for us.

If the boss is gay,

- we might even... - Forget it!

Okay! Let's give it a try.

What is it?

Hello! This is the testicles calling for the brain.

What's going on?

What? The boss took Viagra?

Who is Viagra?

No...No!

I am Viagra.

You bastards! Get to work.

Get to work...Now!

Old brick! Don't touch me! Go to hall!

Honey, I am just a little old, but I still have a dick.

Every season, you won't let me do it?

Go to hell!

One, two...one, two.

What now?

No!

I want to go get some air on the roof.

Hey...don't do anything stupid!

Don't mind me, I am going to jump...

lam Uncle Wong, do you remember me?

I got dumped by a man!

That's nothing! He will regret it very soon!

I really like him!

There is lots of men out there! Go find yourself another one.

Come...l will take you home.

Not even a man is kind!

The switch is here!

- All men are the same, - Right.

- They are all jerks. - Right...

Go to sleep.

They are all assholesmright?

Yes...yes! They are all assholes, now go to sleep.

Are you a man?

Iam not a man long time ago.

I don't believe you! I will check it out.

St°P it!

One, two, three.

Everyone, get up.

One, two...one, two...

The boss is giving us a chance.

Let's get ready.

For the second generation.

Let's create orgasm for our boss.

Work...

One, two...one, two.

There is a situation.

You lie to me! You are a man.

Iwas a man!

I want to have sex tonight!

Iam not an easy man.

I don't care! I want it!

Boss, what's wrong?

The boss is about to come, but it suddenly shrinks.

No! Let's switch it to manual. Follow me.

What happened?

Although I am not an easy man.

But I am about to come.

I don't care...l want it...

Get up...get up.

I don't care...l want it...

Yeah!

No way? ls it this good?

How come you haven't come yet?

Huffy"-

Get to work!

No!

Why?

Although man are born to be horny, I can never take advantage of another.

That is not right!

You are stupid! Kick his ass!

No!

What's wrong now? Why haven't you come?

I rather upset you than upset my wife.

Sorry little brother, this is big brother's fault this time.

It's okay! A man should have his dignity.

Who are you looking for?

Iam looking for Uncle Wong.

Uncle Wong?

Dad, it's for you.

Uncle Wong, it's me!

What's wrong? You seem like you are scared of me?

I didn't touch you last night.

That is why I am here.

This is yours.

I can't take your money.

Did you really use a paper cup?

I work in the China Night club, come see me sometimes.

I am Mandy.

This cup is not bad.

I see, you are a PR girl.

Right!

Sorry!

Did you have sex with her?

I didn't dare to!

Really?

That's good.

I want you to do me a favor.

What?

Isn't it this important?

Yes!

Is easy! I just want you to help me prove that I am okay.

When I raise my head then you can stop.

Why did you pick me?

I only can respond to you.

No problem! But where?

My room.

Dad, look out for me.

Okay.

Dad works hard and son gets the goods.

Old man.

Did you eat snakes tonight?

It was your birthday last night, I am sorry I treated you like that.

I will repay you by treating you better tonight.

Okay?

Come in first.

Looks like you can't help much.

This time is trouble.

Let's use our imagination.

You will think whatever I say.

Its very exciting.

Okay?

Master, don't rape me...

Come on! No one will answer you to your scream.

Don't t take off my top.

Not only your top, I will take off your pants too.

Wait! I haven't prepared for you yet.

No need.

- Don't take off my clothes. - Come on.

Your wife is coming back.

I am not scared of her.

If she comes back, I want her to serve you.

Okay.

After serving you, two will have sex with me.

Okay, then I will call my boyfriend to come.

You will do me and my boyfriend will do your wife, okay?

Good! Afterwards we can change partners.

I will do your boyfriend, your boyfriend will do my wife.

My wife will do you, you will do me, I will do your boyfriend...

Your boyfriend will do you, I will do my wife...

- Let's do this? - Yeah!

No response.

Iam in deep trouble.

Go take some nutritious shoots.

Thank you.

No problem, bye.

Iwill take you.

Thank you.

If you want my help, just call me.

I live above you.

Really?

Bye bye...

She didn't go to your house?

No, I have talked to all her relatives and friends already.

No, she must be at your place!

You hide her up somewhere, right?

Are you sure?

It's you, you are her teacher!

Die!

Did you find your wife yet?

No!

Don't worry, she will come home soon.

I can't wait any longer!

Tonight, I'll act with Susie Bomb.

So what?

I will do it for real this time!

No! Dad, it can't erect.

Recently I can only make love with my wife.

Why?

Shit! I think only Viagra can save me now.

But I can't find it.

You should tell me earlier, I have some.

What? You take those things too?

My friend bought it for me.

Recently, your mother loves sex again.

She wants to have sex every night.

Now my back hurts like hell now.

I don't need Viagra, I get it, someone wants it, he can't get one.

Dad, cut the crap.

Give it to me. It's an emergency.

Okay! It's in my pocket.

- You carry it around? - Of course.

Give it! Give me the whole bottle.

Only one left? What happened to the rest of them?

I took it all! Only one left.

This time you are dead.

If I find Viagra earlier, I don't have to go through so much trouble.

Brother Chiu.

Let me introduce to you.

This is Susie Bomb.

Hello!

This is her manager.

This is Hong Kong's best sex movie actor, Chiu.

I'm honored to meet you.

It is also an honor to perform with you.

Nice to meet you.

It's huge. ls he really that good!

What did she say?

She said that you are very good.

Of course I am.

Tell her to prepare for the ride of her life time.

I will teach her a lesson soon.

I want to get him a test before we start filming.

OK.

What did she say?

She wants to make love with you before we start filming.

She wants to see how good you are.

So much trouble! I don't have time!

Sorry for bothering.

Chiu.

Later you have to be good! Don't make us lose face.

- Of course! - What?

Nothing...nothing! Go outside, I want to get ready.

I will call Ah Cat over.

Boss asked me to help you.

How about using mouth?

Damn it! Go see a doctor if you are sick.

I'll be dead meat!

What is it?

There is something wrong with boss's machine.

- Are you kidding? - It's true.

Kill one Chinese, but there are thousands of Chinese following.

We have thousands of comrades, we won't yield.

Japanese, you are cheap and shameless.

It's you, poisonous Japanese tits!

You poisoned our men!

Don't come over...

I won't say anything! Never a word.

Don't force me, I won't say anything.

I won't betray my men.

Don't force me, I won't say a word.

What's the matter?

Boss's organs are out of order.

- Are you kidding? - It's true!

- I won't say a word. - Stop!

What's the matter?

What's the matter?

Susie Bomb said he's no reaction at all.

Are you kidding me?

What the hell? Did you screw too much lately?

I am sorry, I suffer too much pressure, I can't make it.

What kind of pressure?

My wife went away, I love her so much.

That's a good news, you can screw another woman then.

Making pornographic movies is myjob.

Sex intercourse is part of myjob,

but, when I go home, I am my wife's hubby.

I make love with my wife.

What'd you do?

I can't make it, what do you suggest?

Iam sorry, I quit.

How about me?

I know what you said to father.

L...

I what?

Ithink you...

I think you are very sexy when you are doing house work.

When I see that I will get very excited.

Get to work.

Do what? I can't.

Let's go home.

I have a way to make you work again.

Really?

The boss's machine is fixed.

Really.

Let's go!

Stop, cut. Good take.

Make up, change the hair style.

Director, this fast!

Change an angle.

Bring the machine over here.

Are you tired?

- This is very exciting. - Drink the soup.

Honey, it works! I am awesome.

Never falling down!

Chiu, I will film it from the top.

You do her and I will film it.

Isn't it okay for the camera to be there?

No problem.

I want to eat this.

Ox's dick?

It's fresh.

Action.

Attack!

Shit, boss is wearing a condom.

Good take. Cut.

Thank you everyone!

Everyone has his own special Viagra.

My Viagra is my wife.

Everytime I see her washing clothes, cooking or doing other houseworks.

I will get excited by seeing that.

I will become a sex machine.

Thank you! Honey.