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Want to go to the campus library?

Be back in like 30?

Whoa, wait a minute. It's looking scary out there. You should take a rain check.

I'll drive you.

Oh, come on. I'll be fine. Plus, I've been sitting inside all day. I need to

some exercise.

Tyler.

Yeah,

no,

I'll be fine.

I want to make a pit stop for you at the chocolate shop, if you'd like.

I'll be back in a sec.

I'll be back in a sec.

I'll be fine.

What's gotten into you? Nothing.

I'll be back, though, okay?

We have got to get you to the hospital.

Where is that?

I thought you liked this dress.

Yeah, I guess I do. But no, we're not going anywhere until you put something

else on.

I think we got to call your father.

What? No, no, no.

It's not my dad.

Oh, here, lay back, baby.

We've got to get you some rest, some water. Oh, my God.

Where's the phone? I've got to call your father. No, no, no.

Let's leave my dad out of it. We don't need him.

I thought maybe, you know, maybe we could spend some time together.

Spend time together?

Tyler, what are you talking about? You need rest. You need... What am I

thinking? You need to go see a doctor.

What? No.

I'm good.

I feel good. I look good.

As you are. Thanks.

You need a doctor.

You know, when we kissed earlier, I felt like it was an invitation.

Oh, Tyler, let's get you to a doctor.

We're going now.

You know what?

I think that's probably a good idea. Yeah, let's go to the doctor now.

Baby, how are you feeling?

Yeah.

I'm feeling good, yeah.

Oh, good.

Yeah. I was just thinking, what if I got some super sweet superpowers after

being struck by lightning?

Like what? Like Superman's x -ray vision?

Exactly. Oh, wow. I've always wanted to have superpowers. Like mind control or

telepathy.

I've always wanted to be a villain.

Oh, please. You can never be a villain. You're too naturally kind and sweet.

Oh, but this is my fantasy. I can be whatever I want to be.

Yeah, tell me more about your fantasies.

Oh, well, I've always thought it would be wonderful to be able to cast a love

spell. I always have a tendency to fall in love with men I can't have.

Well, what about my dad?

Oh, well, your dad.

Well, I guess I don't need a love spell anymore.

You know, my mom used to say the same thing right before she left him.

She said, you know, she just fell in love with someone that wasn't supposed

be her. Oh, I would never leave your father.

I mean, he has his faults and everything, but don't we all?

Why don't you come downstairs? I made breakfast.

I need to run to the store.

You're going out in that?

My pajamas?

Are you kidding me?

I know someone will go out in their pajamas, but I believe a lady should

her best, even if going to the grocery store.

You look great.

Oh, I'm sorry. That's really embarrassing.

Oh, don't be.

You're a handsome young man.

I'd like to know I still got it.

You're so pretty.

Busy today?

I was going to do some things, but I could cancel them. You know, if you need

anything at all, like anything around the house. Oh, that's just a problem.

I always need you.

Yeah? Well, I'm here.

What do you say we... Oh, that's probably just the doctor.

Oh, yes,

of course.

Where are you going? Oh, no.

No, no, no, you don't have to go anywhere. It's just going to be like a

or two. It'll be fine.

Well, Mr. Nixon, how are you feeling?

Yeah, I'm feeling all right. You know, I'm getting these hallucinations,

So are you having any other symptoms, like pain in the chest, breath, or pains

of any kind?

Shortness of breath, only because of, you know, what I see.

Really? And what is it that you see?

Well, uh, I see this woman.

She's just, you know, just a regular...

Just a particular woman. Not no one in particular.

But this woman is... Let's just say she's unclothed.

No, no, no, no, no.

Yeah, I mean, that's perfectly normal.

The same electrical reaction happens when we fantasize, and yours has grown

exponentially.

Well, will I get back to normal?

The time that you spend in the state could vary.

We could shock you again here in the hospital and try and reverse the effect.

Yeah, no, that just sounds so painful.

And unnecessary.

I would let it run its course, and you should probably feel better by tomorrow

or by next week.

Whoa.

Well, next week?

I would highly recommend that you stay away from the lady that you're

fantasizing about.

It's likely that...

because you're a victim of electrical shock, that you might be confusing

with reality.

Tyler!

Uh -oh, hold on, I'll be right down.

This is Nixon.

She's such a lovely lady. Would you tell her hello for me?

Uh, yeah, we'll do.

And like always, call my emergency line if you need me.

Okay, bye. Later.

Tyler, I want you so bad.

Really? Like, what exactly do you mean?

You drive me wild. I don't even know where to start.

Oh, Tyler, this is the best part.

Yeah, uh, yeah.

Are you okay, baby? You're not yourself.

No, I'm fine.

Oh, Tyler.

Whoa! Oh my god.

I am so sorry. I'm so sorry to be so embarrassing. I guess I was just nodding

off a little bit.

I guess I don't like the show after all.

Look, it's been fun, but...

I'm really, really exhausted.

I should just get going back to bed.

But Seth Rogen is your favorite actor.

Right. Yeah, but maybe I think he just smoked a little too much pot before he

wrote this one.

I'm worried about you, baby.

Do we need to call Dr. White?

You're a little warm. A little too warm.

No, no, no. I'm good. And I don't want to take advantage of his kindness,

really. He said everything will be fine. It's all just going to take a little

while. And seeing...

Like hallucinations?

Yeah, yeah, it's hallucinations. It's not anything dangerous or anything.

It's just, uh... Well, let's go to Dr. White. Let's give him a call. Because

can't go back to school seeing ghosts and fairies and little green men. No,

Mommy, it's, uh... That I'm not seeing.

What are you seeing?

You can tell me. I promise I won't tell a soul.

Well, uh, I've seen a woman.

You can tell me, baby.

Okay, well, you know, I'm seeing a woman, and she's, uh, you know, wearing

and panties, and she's not quite undressed.

Are you seeing me, Andre?

Oh, for fuck's sakes, why am I even telling you this? Language, baby!

I'm sorry.

for sure.

You know what? This is really so weird. I want to get going.

Did I do that?

Really, this is so embarrassing.

I didn't mean to disrespect you in any way. Au contraire.

You complimented me.

Really?

Yes.

Oh, it's been so long since I've been touched by a man in that way.

I lay next to your father and I imagine...

What would it be like to feel you?

To smell you?

Oh,

goddess.

At least for tonight, not step -mom.

Oh, Tyler, I want you so bad, baby.

Oh, yes.

Oh, baby.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh.

Oh, my boy. Oh, God. Oh,

Tyler. Oh.

baby.

Done.

What did you do to me?

What did I do?