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I'm perfectly okay.

You'll be dead by Saturday's exam.

I once went an entire week without sleeping.

Remember, honey? Yeah.

Memories are all I've had this past week, Dave.

Oh, Megan, just as soon as exams are over.

This is your week, honey.

Don't worry about me.

I'm Dan Elliott. I have a reservation for a double room. Oh, yes, Miss

For your opening night, right? Yes, and for a very special person.

Get away for 24 hours, then.

We need some fun.

Well, I'll think about it. Oh, Peter, I bet you can't even remember the last

time you took a vacation. Excuse me, Peter. The City Planning Commission

to speak with you right away. They're holding on line four.

Oh,

just one more thing.

The Tomasino family hasn't allowed anyone from the housekeeping staff in

suite for two weeks.

Well, they've had a rough time since their apartment burned down.

They're really nice people.

I'm glad Mrs. Cabot could take them in.

Check on it, will you, Christine?

I want them to have the same consideration as any paying guest.

Hey, Billy.

Tell me you're moonlighting. No, this is how I'm going to catch the arcade

shoplift. Oh, go get him.

There you go, Larry.

Oh, excuse me.

Hey, David. How are the fish biting?

Oh, nice catch this morning.

Anywhere in your new apartment?

Well, we're still looking. One thing, this time we're not going to find one

an old furnace that goes up.

Hey, how's your pretty wife?

Mad because I study too much.

Like my Nick.

You know, my Nick is go to computer school at night.

You got a smart boy there, Mr. T.

Sometimes you're too smart.

Hey, tomorrow I could bring you some nice fresh fish. Thanks, but it's junk

till exams are over. I'll see you.

A junk fool.

Yeah. Well,

I'll tell you the truth.

I thought you might need somebody to carry heavy packages for you.

I don't have any heavy packages.

You don't? Uh -uh.

Well, it must be my last KO.

You know what I mean?

I keep seeing these pretty girls walking around carrying heavy packages.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Well, how about seeing a pretty girl with a drink instead?

Yeah. Okay.

Okay.

You look great.

You're beautiful.

You're you.

My God, you look the same as you did when we were at Seattle. And you're

the beautiful homecoming queen.

How's Seattle? Oh, rainy and depressing.

Thank you. Oh, thank you. Enjoy your stay. Thank you.

Well, are we going to unload our past 13 years now or wait until we've inundated

ourselves with martinis? Well, we do have four whole days.

Sam's infidelities will take three days, divorce five minutes.

Anything wrong?

Well, I did order a room with a single bed.

Oh, Sammy.

It'll be fun, just like kids again.

I've never met a Nick before.

What's your last name?

Tomasino.

Keeps your mouth from being lazy.

The Tomasinos of Calabria.

Greatest fishermen in the world.

Oh. I like to make a catch or two myself.

You got a nice name.

Donna, I like that.

Where are you from, New York?

I wish.

No, we live in a house in Pacific Heights.

It's being redecorated right now. That's why we're here.

Oh, yeah.

That's what we're doing here, too.

We're being redecorated.

Um,

look, I've got to go.

Do you want me to pitch in?

What are you talking about? It's a beer and soda.

What could it cost?

We just bought Fortnite.

Two more bucks and you got it.

Let's go.

Oh, Daddy's having one of his business parties tonight.

Do you want to come?

How could I refuse?

It's black tie.

Is that a problem?

Do I look like that's a problem?

See you around seven.

Black tie, huh?

You keep everything so neat and clean, Mrs. Tomasino.

It's immaculate.

But you don't have to clean up.

Housekeeping will do it.

I don't feel right. Other women cleaning for me.

It's their job.

What else is there for me to do?

There's no market to go to here. No clothes to wash.

Please, Mrs. Christine.

It's okay.

My family is very grateful.

Both our St. Gregory's are very good for us.

The St.

Gregory's.

The only two things we save from the fire is Santa Gregory and Mama's soup

Nick,

Nick, look. Look who's coming to visit. Hi, Miss Frances. Nick, I have some good

news. There may be a job opening up for you at the hotel.

Oh, we celebrate.

Nina, bring the soup.

Miss Christina, you're going to stay and eat with us. Pretty soon, Nina's

husband, Sonny, come, and then we'll make a big party.

Nina, where's the soup? Come on, bring.

You're cooking in the three?

Please, sit down. Nick, get us some wine. Mama, mama, bring us bread. Oh,

bread.

Oh.

Nick, you've got a line.

Nick.

Honey.

Room 206, please.

Never mind. I'll hold it.

Honey, we'll be at the apartment. Okay. Take a nap. I'll wake you when I get

home. Stop worrying. I'm as steady as a rock.

I'm okay.

I'm okay.

When winter ends.

Pretentious as hell, isn't it? Oh, I'm so proud of you.

You'll be an overnight success.

Oh, sure.

After 12 years of having my plays performed in church basements and coffee

houses. But now a real honest -to -goodness opening night.

I can't wait to be there.

Broadway, here you come. Broadway is a long way off.

First, we're going to open here in San Francisco in two days. And then, well,

maybe, who knows?

But you've done something with your life, Sam.

All I ever did was marry Mr. Pesticide of Seattle.

Oh, Sam's not that bad.

No, that was the name of his company, Mr.

Pesticide.

Oh, you should have heard Sam pontificate on the joy of cockroach

After 12 years, I just couldn't see myself listening any longer.

I think that, uh...

That guy over there is trying to pick me up.

Interested? Are you kidding?

Right now, I hate men.

You know what I was thinking before? It's like... It's like I've lived a

life. One part of me in the present with Sam, and one part in the past with you.

Sometimes I'd think about not seeing you and I'd just start crying.

You were more honest with me than anyone else in my life.

That's the nicest thing I could hope to hear.

Noah Tomasino and shipbuilding. Sold him some computers. Any relation?

My father's in Seaford. Import.

Make yourself at home, Nick. Thank you, Mr. Corey.

You look a little green, but you did okay.

Marty, how would you like to dig out some information on our young Italian

stallion?

My pleasure, Mr. Corey.

Like the packaging?

Like it.

Me? Mm -hmm. No, I can't take that.

One thing this isn't is wine proof.

Take it, or... You deserve expensive things, Nick.

Like you?

Yes, Megan Kendall.

Yes, Miss Gleason.

I'm sorry to make a fuss, but this is a very special weekend for me, and, well,

I don't have my dress back from your cleaners.

I'll check on your dress right now. All right. It's turquoise blue, somewhat off

the shoulders.

Somewhat off everything.

Okay. I'll get it right up.

Thanks.

Everything just has to be perfect.

This is the most important night of my life.

Okay.

Well, the job's yours.

There's no reason you can't start a garage shift this afternoon.

Today? Got it.

Well, you know what? I can use it.

Listen, Mark, thanks a lot. I really appreciate this.

There's somebody I know.

I'll check with you later, okay? Good luck with the job. Thanks.

And the blonde.

Yes, out and in.

Again.

And blow it out.

Good, ladies. Okay, catch your breath. Take a minute. Okay.

Wendy never stops, does she? No.

Look at all that energy.

Same place you get that pink complexion and those perfect thighs.

Not like these eight hours a day sitting by the typewriter thighs.

When are you going to get a chance to read your place?

Whenever you want.

It's so mysterious, I don't know anything about it.

Maybe I should just see it on opening night. No, no, I want you to read it,

really. I'm sure it's a terrific play, Danny.

Oh, look, you just read it before you see it, okay?

Okay, ladies.

Oh, drape it very carefully over one of the beds.

It was just the bellman with my dress for tonight.

What do you mean your mother has a migraine?

Patrick, you promised me this weekend.

I know you love your mother, but you love me too, don't you?

Oh, Patrick.

Hurry. Now.

Before she wakes up.

Coming or... coming.

Go on up, Artie.

Hello, sir.

Are you sure you can handle one of these?

Is that how you got this?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Come on, what's the story here, huh? Poor little rich girl needs her kicks?

Artie just told me some interesting facts about you.

Stolen car.

Juvenile detention.

You were a bad boy.

Yeah. Now what was he doing? Playing Dick Tracy for your father?

Look, Donna, I handled probation okay.

i don't think you could what do you care i care how

much do you care nick maybe more than you know that's nice

I told you, Nick.

You're the kind of guy who should have expensive things.

Scum, get out of here before I kill you.

I worked for 20 years.

You wouldn't have to associate with punks like that. And you dragged them

the street and into your bed.

You stay away from him, understand?

Kids might have saved my marriage.

Sam wanted children.

I wish you'd called.

I would have come.

I know you would.

I'm your friend.

Sometimes there are things even your best friend can't help you with.

I don't believe that.

Friendship is everything.

I know I'd never find anyone as crazy as you to put up with me.

We seem to be talking about me all the time.

Whatever happened to that fallback with the wonderful tush you had a thing for?

Even when we're old and gray and can't even remember a guy's tush anymore,

we'll still be friends, okay?

You are crazy.

But I love you.

I love you, too.

Didn't you know?

Of course I know.

Do you?

Didn't you ever think about it?

About what?

About how I love you.

What are you talking about?

Eileen, I'm gay. I'm a lesbian.

Welcome back, Mr. McBeak. Nice day fishing?

Yeah, I got a three -pounder with a dry fly, George.

Had to drag him through the weeds and moss, but I got him.

Where's Nick?

Late.

Excuse me. Oh, yes, sir. Can I see one of those watches, please?

Oh, certainly, sir.

Here we are, sir.

Ah, our most exclusive timepiece, 18 -carat gold quartz.

Do you have anything in silver?

Silver? Yeah.

Oh, yes, sir.

We are, sir.

Silver.

Thank you, but I changed my mind.

Thanks a lot. Oh.

Hey, mind showing us what you got in the jacket pocket?

What time do you want to go out to dinner?

I feel like dressing up tonight.

I heard about a... I heard about a great restaurant in Chinatown.

My treat.

First we'll start with a drink at the bar.

Then we'll take a cab and... Eileen.

What's wrong?

Would you please put some clothes on?

But you've only seen me without clothes at least a thousand times.

Well, that must have given you a great thrill.

Stupid Eileen naively supplying erotic adventures.

Will you please stop this?

Why did you have to tell me?

Everything's changed.

Nothing's the same.

What the hell are you afraid of?

Anything you want to say?

I didn't steal anything.

Then how'd you get the watch?

It was a gift.

From who?

It's expensive, Nick.

Who gave it to you?

Mr. Tonicino.

Thank you for coming, Mr. Tonicino.

You understand why I asked you here?

Mr. Christina, she can plan everything.

Have a seat.

I will stand. Thank you.

Well, uh... I talked to the store owner.

And, uh, since a guest of the St. Gregory's involved, he's agreed to waive

charges. Thank you.

And a pleasure to thank, uh... Mr. Goldfein. Si.

Nico?

Look at me.

Why? These people make us a welcome in the hotel.

We had nothing.

They give our family a home.

This is how my son shows his gratitude.

You have no honor.

Don't hide your face.

Look at me like a man.

Papa. Go to your room.

Your mama will dry your tears.

I'm Dave, the bellman.

I must have passed out.

I've been studying for law exams.

Law exams.

What day is it?

Friday. Friday.

Thank God.

Exams are tomorrow.

Look, I'm really sorry. I'm going to get out right away.

It's Patrick.

Oh, my God.

I'll explain it to him.

No, no, no. He'll panic if he sees you.

It's taken me two years to wean Patrick away from his mother.

Oh, I know he's going to propose to me. I can't stay here.

Please, hide.

Where? The bathroom.

Yes, in the shower. The bathroom, until I can figure something else out.

Patrick is a wonderful, intelligent man, but so sensitive.

Just a few minutes, right, and then you're both leave. Promise. Please,

Mother, forgive me for what I'm about to do.

Hi.

Where's your friend?

In our room.

Do you mind if I join you?

Sure.

You two looked like you were having a great time the other day.

We hadn't seen each other for a long time since school.

Ashley.

Ashley Blackton.

Arlene Weston.

Nice to meet you, Arlene.

I was a little afraid to butt in before.

You never know nowadays.

Never know what?

This is San Francisco.

I wasn't sure if maybe you and your friend were a twosome.

We're just old friends.

Well, no offense.

It's hard to tell gays from straights these days.

You're, uh, you're not, are you?

Gay, I mean.

Why don't you meditate first and then take a shower after?

Good idea, little.

I'll meditate on mother.

And her expression when I tell her we're getting married.

Where are you with?

I

don't

know how to thank you.

It's okay.

Congratulations.

The ice is all melted. Would you like me to call room service? No, this is fine.

I'll... I'll just drink this and then leave.

You married, Eileen?

Divorced.

I'm married. I've got three kids.

Don't show me their pictures, okay?

How about you?

Do you have any?

What?

Kids.

Pictures? Both? Neither?

Um, neither.

Look,

I really don't do this sort of thing.

I'd better go.

Your friend waiting up for you, is she? What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Just that I'd like you to stay.

Look, we don't have to do anything.

We can just talk.

What makes you think I don't want to do anything?

If you do, that'd be okay, too.

I guess you prefer your friends' company.

Make love to me.

I want you to make love to me.

I've just been told the city found permanent housing for the Tomasino

Yeah, well, they needed some good news.

You're still upset about their son, Nick, aren't you?

Yeah, I trusted him. I still think he's a good kid.

And he reminds you of a brash young man from Kansas City, eager to take the

world by storm.

Maybe.

Well, it seems the St. Gregory is still standing, despite your absence.

Never doubted it.

Confess. Didn't you enjoy your day of fishing away from the worries of the

hotel?

There were about two minutes.

I just hooked up a fish and I was reeling it in.

All my concentration was on the other end of the line.

The sun on the water playing my fish.

And for about two minutes, I forgot entirely about the St. Gregory.

And then what happened?

Well, I lost the fish.

Started worrying again.

Thank you.

Thanks.

See, you've run down. You're getting a cold.

I'm fine. I'm fine.

Just a dampness.

Dave, would you please go home?

You can get at least two hours sleep before the exam today. I'd never wake

Be ripped bad winkle.

Would you do as I say?

I tell you... I don't believe it.

You can't even remember your wife's name.

Don't be absurd. You're Mrs. Kendall.

What's my first name?

Megan, my name. Megan! Right.

Megan Kendall.

Wendy. We're at least going to work this morning. All I have to do is take the

elevator. Beats traffic.

Xana's been super.

Maybe I'll see you two in aerobics class today.

Bye. Bye.

I needed someone too, Arlene.

mine a double martini.

Too early for double martinis.

How about a double Bloody Mary?

Okay.

I hope to God there's an explanation for this.

They're just gifts.

And why did you go through my dresser?

Gifts? What are they?

Something you wanted?

What are Nick's things doing in your room?

He asked me to keep them for him.

I didn't want to, but he said he'd tell you they were mine if I didn't. What are

you talking about, Bob? Those things. He took them and made me keep them for

him. He needed money. I was trying to do him a favor. Daddy, Nick's been

stealing from the shopping arcade.

I don't intend to involve Donna in a lurid court case.

I just want the satisfaction of accusing him face to face.

Anything else you want to say, Donna, that might make it easier on Nick's

family?

I've told you everything.

Nick?

You heard her. Now get that creep out of here. Mr. Corey, this isn't your

private courtroom.

Don't push me, McDermott. I said out.

Come on, Nick.

It's about us.

Two girls like us?

It's about someone in love with her roommate. I was.

I still am.

Eileen, when are you going to stay here and face this?

Last night I had lousy sex with a man I didn't even know because I was terrified

I was gay.

You're not gay, Eileen.

I only wish that you were.

It was lousy because you didn't care about him.

Look at Lousy with Wendy.

No.

But then I have a great imagination.

You were wrong.

Seems like Nick Tomasino's taking the fall for all that shoplifting, huh?

Well, we did catch him in the act.

Yeah. Well, today somebody snuck a gold bracelet from Mr.

Goldfines and Nick was no place around.

Been doing some hanging around the arcade.

You know who's our most frequent browser?

Donna Corey?

Right.

Get me Jonathan, Corey. I don't care where he is. Get him on the phone.

Dave, how do you feel?

How did the exam go?

I feel dead on my feet, but the exam felt great. Oh, that's great.

I mean, that's terrible.

I mean, it's great that the exam went great.

Dave?

Dave?

I think I may fall asleep on my feet like a horse.

Oh.

I arranged to have the afternoon off.

Afternoon off?

I thought maybe we'd go home.

No.

It's been a week since.

But you'd rather sleep.

Sleep? Who needs sleep in the grave? We'll be sleeping enough. Let's go.

Papa?

Mr. Tomasino, my name is Jonathan Corey, Donna's father.

Please, please, come in.

Thank you.

I understand Mr.

McDermott told you about my daughter's accusations.

He has told me.

I've lived on my instincts since I was a kid myself.

They've never failed me, Mr. Tomasino.

Although at times I have failed them.

I'm sorry.

I don't understand.

I just had a call from McDermott. He confirmed my suspicions.

Suspicions that I had tried to ignore.

Suspicion?

Nick, he didn't steal.

He stole nothing.

Donna lied about your son.

He's protecting her.

Thank you.

But why?

Why is she lying? The doctors will call it kleptomania.

Whatever.

She's a compulsive thief.

A sick girl.

All I can do now is try to help her as best I can.

I'm so sorry.

I appreciate you seeing me.

But you were making me feel so damn guilty.

I am gay.

And you're making me feel so damn guilty.

Oh, Sally.

It's a beautiful play.

I'm proud of you.

When you come to opening night... What do you think?

What do I think?

What'll we drink to?

Old times.

No.

Oh, just to us now.

To both of us staying just the way we are.

How you doing, Donna?

We're going home today.

Oh, yeah, us too.

A new home.

I'm glad.

Seems like everything is okay.

Always come up punching.

I'd like to see you again, Nick.

Maybe you can give me a call.

I wouldn't count on it, Donna.

So you saw your new apartment?

Oh, yeah, it's nice and big.

Only two blocks from where we used to live. All of the neighbors and the

friends, they're going to make a big welcome home party.

Please, I want you all to come. And Mrs. Cabot, too.

We'll be there. Thank you.

Thank you for everything.

Thank you.

The taxi is here.

Thank you so much, everybody.

Goodbye. Bye. Please come to Catalonia.

I think I'm going to cry.

Me too.

He kissed my hand.

Just don't expect that every day.

Oh, I don't know.

No one has to start somewhere.