All language subtitles for Hold.That.Blonde.1945.KINO.1080p.BluRay.x264.AAC

Manhattan, that
fabulous city of 1,001 nights,

that Baghdad on the Hudson,

with its towers and minarets
of concrete and steel.

And beyond the city are
the dwellings of rich men

And the palaces of the merchant princes.

Listen.

It is midnight,

With danger abroad and
stalking the unwary.

And thieves, the enemies
of all honest men,

lurking in the shadows, watching slyly,

lying in wait to ply
their nefarious trade.

While in the marketplaces

are the faithful watchmen of the night,

Protecting the treasure
houses of the city,

ever on guard, lest robbers
break through and steal.

- Alarm, Security Trust and Savings Bank,

24th Street branch, a 32.

- Attention cars 551, 621, and 14,

Security Trust and Savings
Bank, 24th Street branch.

All
right, you come on out,

and with your hands up!

- This is all a mistake, honest.

I was just trying to put it back.

Remarkable. Come on, you.

Oh, oo!

- I assure you, Captain,
everything will be all right.

As president of the bank, I
assume full responsibility.

- Okay, Mr. Kellogg, if
that's the way you want it.

It's your bank and your money.

Come on, Jim.

- Thank you, gentlemen,

for your understanding and cooperation.

- I just hope you know what
you're doing, Mr. Kellogg.

Personally, I think the
guy should be put away.

- Yes, yes, yes. And be sure
you go out the back door.

Well, Ogden, what are
we going to do with you?

- It is quite a problem, isn't it?

- Oh, I can't understand you,

four times in the last six months.

First you took those bonds,

then the traction company's payroll,

and then the night watchman's lunchbox.

And now, confound it, last night!

- It's getting worse, isn't it?

- Haven't you any model of responsibility?

- Oh yes. J.W., I always put
the things back, now don't I?

- Yes, but why do you steal
them in the first place?

- Huh. I don't know.

I don't even know I take
'em 'til I find them on me.

- Oh, good heavens.

What would our depositors think

if they knew you were taking
their money home at night?

- I guess they'd be pretty mad.

- Mad! It would just cause the
collapse of this institution.

An institution founded
by your grandfather.

What do you suppose he would
say if he were here now?

- He'd be awful mad.

- Ogden, something must be done.

Do you realize that the only reason

that you are not behind
bars at this moment

is because I was able
to convince the police

that you are mentally underprivileged?

- Yes.
- This can't go on.

- Oh, no, sir.

- There's no telling what you may do next.

- It is pretty bad, isn't it?

- Bad, look, my boy, as a suggestion,

why don't you go and see
a good psychoanalyst?

- Psychoanalyst?
- Yes, talk to him,

explain to him exactly
what you've been doing,

the lapses, must be a mental condition.

Any good doctor would be able to-

Confound it, where are my cigarettes?

- Oh, have one of mine, J.W.
- Oh, thank you.

Now I'll say-

Where did you get that cigarette case?

- This? I don't know.

- It's mine!
- It is?

- You stole it.
- I did?

- This is the last straw.
- It is?

- Get out and don't you come
back here until you're cured.

- Oh dear.

Your lighter.

- Uh-huh, and it's always preceded

by a spasmodic twitching of the ear.

- Mostly the right one.
- Eh.

Then a blackout or temporary
dulling of the sensibilities.

Then, when you return to normal,

you discover that you've
stolen something, right?

- It's getting so I'm afraid
to look in my pockets.

I never know what I'm gonna find. Oh dear.

Hmm, man's tie.

License. Baby's rattle.

Pair of pliers.

Oh, that's very interesting.

- All that in just the three
blocks I walked to your office.

- It all adds up, Mr. Trulow,

makes an astonishingly beautiful pattern.

- Don't they have patterns
like that in Sing Sing?

Very amusing.

Would you mind stepping
over here for a few moments?

Just lay down there, please.

Yes, well, we may as
well face it, Mr. Trulow,

you are a kleptomaniac.
- Kleptomaniac?

A kleptomaniac?

- Surely you must have guessed it.

- I knew it must be something.

- Now that's right, just relax.

Now close your eyes.

There, that's fine.

This is going to be very simple.

Most frequently, kleptomania is the result

of an emotional upheaval

which leaves a scar on the subconscious.

These scars often manifest
themselves as frustrations.

- Oh, they do?

- Mr. Trulow, have you ever been in love?

- Kleptomania or no kleptomania,

that's one subject I
do not care to discuss.

And if you don't mind,

we'll leave my personal life out of this.

- Mr. Trulow, Mr. Trulow.
- Well, I don't care anything-

- I'm sorry, if you want me
to help you, you must relax.

- I am relaxed.

- About this romance, tell
me exactly what happened.

- We were engaged, she and I.

- Yes, go on.

- She married somebody else, not I.

- How long ago was that?

- Six months.
- Uh-huh,

shortly before you experienced

the first symptoms of kleptomania.

- Yes, that's right.

- Well, Mr. Trulow, this is going

to be even simpler than I thought.

- You mean you can cure me?

- The cure lies only within yourself.

It is your task now, Mr. Trulow,

to normalize what is
obviously an emotional hunger.

To put it crudely, you
must find another romance.

- Another girl?

- The girl, and you will
know her when you meet her.

At the sound of her voice
your heart will start pumping

and your nerves will begin tingling.

- And my ears will begin twitching

and I'll end up stealing a girdle.

Oh no, no, not me.

- Anyway, my boy, that's
your cure, the only cure.

You may get up now.

- Isn't there some other way,

doctor?
- None.

If you get into trouble with
the police in the meantime,

have them call me.

- Thank you, Doctor.
- Not at all.

And by the way, if you don't mind,

I'd like to have my watch.
- Huh?

- Thank you. Good day.
- Good day.

Did you hurt yourself?

- No.
- Can I help you?

- I'm all right, thank you.
- I'll pick up your things.

- Just like to meet the kind of person

that would throw a thing
like that on the sidewalk.

- You would? Are you
sure you're all right?

- Yes, thank you very much.

You're welcome.

- For you, boss, Sally.

Hello, Sally.

Oh, you did? Fine, fine.

Look, you better give it to
me in case anything happens.

- It's gone, my compact!

Yes, but the combination
to the safe was in it.

I'll call you back.

- Yes, sir, Mr. Ogden.

Mr. Ogden, did you see the doctor man?

Did he fix you up?

But did he say what is ailing you?

- He says I'm a kleptomaniac.

- Oh, that don't sound good.

- It isn't, it means I
go around stealing things

without being conscious of it.

- Mr. Ogden, about that
kleptomaniac business,

what'll they do?

Put you in the court
house or the big house?

- Neither one.
- That's good.

- Means I've gotta get a girl.
- A girl?

- But I won't.
- You won't?

- I'll show them.

I'll just stay right here in
this apartment 'til I'm cured.

- Yes, I shall be glad when
you get all right, sir.

Because between you taking them things,

without them knowing it,

and me putting them back,
without them knowing it,

it's just a question and a matter of time

'til the jailhouse catches up with us.

Here you are, sir.
- Thanks.

- You didn't borrow
anything today, did you?

- Oh, just a few odd and ends,

but I left them in the doctor's office.

- Oh.
- Haven't had time

to pick up anything else.

Oh dear.
- Uh-oh.

- I wonder where I could have
picked a thing like that up.

- Well, see if it's got an address on it,

and I'll take it back.

- Oh, something in here.

What do you suppose this means?

- That must be out of
town telephone number,

because New York ain't got no LQUR on.

- Well, doesn't seem to
be anything else in here.

Probably be an ad in tomorrow's paper.

Yes.

- Did anybody phone?
- No, sir.

Well, I'll go fix you
some dinner now, sir.

- Willie?
- Yes, sir.

- Come here.
- You mean me?

- What's been torn out of the paper here?

- Let me see, that's funny,
probably a paper shortage.

- Where is it?
- it?

Won't you have a drink, sir, Mr. Ogden?

- Give it to me.

- I sure wish you wouldn't see it.

- Willie.
- Yes.

What'd you tear this out for?

- Well, you know how you is.

I was scared if you saw it,
your ears might start flapping,

and you'd just naturally take off.

- That's silly.
- That's what I keep hoping.

- It's beautiful, isn't it?

Wonder how much a thing
like this is worth.

- About 20 years if
they catch you with it.

I ain't got it, I don't know
what it is, but I ain't got it.

- Get over there.
- I'm getting.

- Hurry up. Get moving.
- I'm moving.

- So there you are.
- You've got a gun.

- She sure is.
- Get up

and get your hands up.

Now let's have it.

- Whatever it is, why
don't you give it to her?

She wants it bad.
- Certainly.

What have I got?

- Save the comedy and hand
over that combination.

- Mr. Ogden, you done done it now.

- It isn't true.

Do I look like the kind of a fellow

who would steal a lady's combination?

Not unless there were

half a million dollars
in it, now hand it over.

- Why don't you give it to her?

- You be quiet.

Lady, that's one thing I know I didn't do.

- Okay.

Wise up, 9158.

- That is the jail house now.

- Yes, that's right.

- Hello? Yeah, Sally, what happened?

Yes. Mm-hmm, yeah.

And who is he? Mm-hm.

What's the address?

- Shore Manor, apartment 2309.

- The boys will be right over.

Shore Manor, apartment 2309.

Make it snappy.
- All right.

- Get those hands up.

Who are you working for anyway?

- Oh, well, my last job was a bank.

- Isn't that a little out
of line for a pick pocket?

- Oh, I'm not a pick pocket.
- Get 'em up.

How much you knock the bank off for?

- $50,000.
- Hmm, not bad.

- Oh, I could have had more.
- Get 'em up.

- Of course I put it all back.

- A sense of humor too.

What's that?

- That's just the door
buzzer buzzing. I'm up.

- Listen, mister, this
is your last chance.

My compact, where is it?
- Compact?

I thought you lost your combination.

- Do I get it or don't I?

- Oh, well, all this time,

there's been a misunderstanding, you see.

- You had your chance. Open the door.

- It's practically open.

- I'm not a thief.

Please, please don't make
me tell you what I am.

I'm a bad name.

- Oh, come right in,
sir, come right in, sir.

I'm awful glad to see you.

- I'm Inspector Callahan,
Detective Bureau.

- Uh-oh.
- Oh.

I've been expecting you.
- Here it is, here it is,

please don't turn me in for
a little thing like this.

I'm a very sick man.

- Put your hands down, down!

I wanna
talk to the young lady

that just came in here, Sally Martin.

- What does he wanna see you about?

- Are you kidding?

Bring him in, sit him down,

give him a drink, a cigar, anything.

- It's the law.
- Yeah, the law.

How do you do, Mr. Law?
- Inspector Callahan,

Detective Bureau.
- I didn't do it.

Get him a chair.

How about a cigar, drink, smoke? Anything.

- I have a cigar and I never
drink when I'm working.

- Oh, you don't.
- Where's Sally?

Oh, Sally? Where's Sally?

- Sally? I don't know.
- Well find her, find her.

Sally? Sally?

Oh, she must be around
here somewhere. Sally?

Sally? Sally?
- Coming, dear.

She's coming.

- What do you want, precious? Oh, oh dear.

Darling, why didn't you
tell me we had company?

- Hello, Sally.
- Hello, Sally.

- Well, of all people,
Inspector Callahan. How are you?

Darling, I didn't know
you two knew each other.

- Oh, oh, we don't.
- We just met.

I saw you downstairs a minute ago,

and I couldn't believe my
eyes, thought I'd come up

and we'll have a little talk.
- How nice.

- How was it down in the Caribbean?

- Oh, wonderful, just fine.

There's no place like home though.

- Yes, that's what I always say too.

I hope we can get the district attorney

to see it the same way.

- Yes. Darling, give
the inspector a light.

- Oh, a light. It's broke.
- Oh, here, try this one.

Oh, this one.

Oh, that's broke too.

- Get a match.
- A match.

Match, got a match, oh, I
got a match, here's a match.

This one right here, I got it. Oh.

- The boyfriend seems a
little nervous, doesn't he?

- Yes, yes, of the fire, I guess.

- By the way, what brings
you back to New York, Sally?

- Oh, I came back to get married.

- Oh.
- Married? Congratulations.

- Oh, silly boy, it's us.
- Us? But how?

- You see, we're still on our honeymoon.

- Well, this is a surprise.

Congratulations, both of you.

Why didn't you tell me?

- Well, it's so new, I'm
not used to it yet. Oh.

But I'm making progress.

- What's the new name, Sally?

- Oh, oh, tell him who we are, dear.

- Ogden Spencer Trulow III.

How do you do?

- Well, in that case,
I'll be moving along.

- Oh, please don't.

We were just about to make some cocktails,

weren't we, Sally?

- Thanks, I'll take a rain check.

- Oh, please, Sally will
be upset. Won't you, dear?

- The inspector knows best, dear. Goodbye.

- Yes, I'll be running along.

We'll be seeing each other,
and I'm sure I'll find you here

if I want to get in touch with you.

- Oh.
- Won't I, Sally?

- Oh, yes, yes, of course.
- We'll be here.

- Goodbye, Mr. Trulow.
- Goodbye.

- Goodbye, Sally.
- Goodbye.

- Come again soon, won't you?

Oh boy, Willie. isn't this wonderful?

- As you were. Put 'em down.

- I don't understand.
What's this all about?

- Look, you did me a favor.

Now I'm gonna do you one.

Get out of town, but quick.
- All right.

- Mr. Ogden, shall I pack you up?

- Yeah. No.
- No?

- Wait a minute.

I can't leave town now,
we just met. Sorry.

Oh, oh.
- Mr. Ogden, you all right?

- No. No, I'm not.

What's the matter with me?
- I don't know.

- This is it.
- This is?

- That's she.
- She?

- It's her. It's just like
the doctor said it would be.

My heart would start thumping,

and my nerves would start tingling,

and my ear would stop twitching, and-

Sally, will you marry me?

- Marry you? Are you crazy?

- Oh, no. You're just
what the doctor ordered.

He really did.

- You better get yourself another doctor.

- Oh, he's all right.

After all, you started
this and I need you.

You really oughta marry me.

Then we can get outta town together.

- You almost sound as though you mean it.

- Oh, I do mean it. Honest, I do.

Willie will tell you I do.

Tell her I do, Willie.
- He do.

- See?
- How about Friday then?

- Friday, you and I?

You mean you will?
- Friday it is.

1:00, the little church around the corner.

Now don't be late.

- Oh, Sally, you won't
regret this, wait and see.

- All right, Sally, what goes?

- It's all taken care of, I got it back.

- What about the guy?

- It's all squared off I told you.

Come on, let's go.

♪ Da da da da da da da dee ♪

♪ Da dum dum dee ♪

♪ Da da da da dum ♪

♪ Da dum dee ♪

♪ Sally and Ogden oh how happy we'll be ♪

♪ Da da da da dee dee dee dee ♪

♪ We'll be so happy you wait and see ♪

♪ Sally and Ogden that's you and me ♪

♪ Da da da dum ♪

♪ Da da da dee da da da doe ♪

♪ Da da da dee dee dee ♪

- Who you kissing? I oughta
knock you off for that.

- You're not Sally. Sally?

- Get your hat, we're going for a walk.

- Where's Sally?
- Get your hat.

- You can't scare me.

- No?
- No.

My hat.

- You talk as though I were
trying to double cross you.

- I'm sure you know better than that,

but I'm forced to believe that he did know

you had the combination,
that when he took it,

he knew what he was taking.

Take a look at that.
- I've seen it.

- So has every diamond thief in New York.

They also know that
Carteret is gonna have it

at his house tomorrow night.

It's a cinch they're all
working on some angle

as to how to grab it, but
they're not beating me to it.

And that goes for your friend, Mr. Trulow.

- He's not my friend Mr. Trulow.

- Ouch, ouch, officer, he-he-he.

- Come on, get that drunk off the street.

- Officer, he!

- Right. Left.

- This car, please, going up.

Going up.

Going up.

Could I have
a little room, please?

- Okay, take it away.
- Here.

Take it away.

- Floors, please.
- Six.

- Eight.
- 11.

- 10, please.
- Nine.

Please
give me a little room.

- Please move over.
- Get outta the way.

Get outta the way.

- Will you let us out of here, please?

Glad to be rid of you.

- Will you put that thing away?

Pardon, madame.

- Where's Timmy? Timmy!

Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, oh!

Oh, madame.

- What do you think you're doing?

- He's got my little boy!

- Where'd that guy go?
- Who's that, sir?

- The guy who just came
around the corner here.

- I didn't see anyone.

- Your dinner's here, sir.

- Okay, bring it in.

- I still think you're making
a mountain out of a mole hill.

That Trulow is definitely a crack pot.

Oh, put
it over there, waiter.

Yes, Mr. Phillips.

- I'll figure that out for myself

after Victor gets him here.

Let's get some chairs, Slasher.

Sit here, Sally.

- Shall I serve you, sir?

- That won't be necessary. That's all.

Thank you, sir.

Yes, sir.
- That's all.

- Oh, yes, sir.

- Asthma. Pass your
plates and I'll serve you.

I don't care what you say,

I think bringing him here

is very silly.

Sorry.

- Well, maybe, and then
maybe we're underestimating

the importance of Mr. Trulow.

Sorry.

- Mr. Phillips is right.

It don't take no brain trust to figure out

that he's laying to snatch that
necklace the same as we are.

Sorry.

- And that's a risk I
can't afford to take.

Pull in your big feet.

- My feet are in.
- Well, keep 'em in.

- The guy set an extra plate.

- No, I ordered it for Mr. Trulow.

Oh, you mean
you're gonna feed him first,

then bump him off.

- You're not going to
do anything of the kind.

You
wouldn't be going soft

on us would you, Sally?

- No, I'm not going soft.

It's just that I draw the line
at murder, anybody's murder.

You.

- What's the matter with you?

- Keep your hands to yourself.

- What am I doing?

- You know very well what you're doing.

- I ain't doing nothing at all.

- You certainly did.
- Shut up, both of you.

Oh, I almost forgot.

Here's something that might interest you.

- Holy cats, if I didn't know better,

I'd say that was the Romanoff necklace.

Well, it's
a very reasonable facsimile.

- Hey, look at that.
- Let me see it.

Oh, what a beautiful imitation.

- Yeah, that's pretty good.

It won't fool Carteret for long.

The best we can hope for
is it'll give us time

to get away with the real one.

- Wonder how it would look on me.

Oh!

- Hey, be careful.
- That thing breaks easily.

Is it all right?

- Hmm? Oh, oh, yes, yes.

Give it to me,

I don't want anything to happen to it now.

Hey, that really is something.

Well, it
ought to be for $1,500.

That's not too much,

compared to what we're gonna
get for the real McCoy.

You're right, Slasher.

When this job's finished,

we'll all be able to take
it easy for a long time.

I'm going to
California, that's for me.

Year-round horse racing,
plenty of sunshine.

And I
suppose you'll be going

back to the Caribbean, Sally?

- Hmm? Oh, yes.

Goodbye. I mean, when?

- Well, what's wrong?

You look as though you've
been seeing things.

- I have. I mean, I did, I was.

Oh, I feel dizzy, must be the food.

- Get us some brandy, Slasher.
- You got it.

- I'll pick it up.

- Say, something is wrong with you.

You better lie down.
- Yes.

I guess I better lie down. Oh, no!

- Hurry up. Slasher.
- Yeah.

- Look out, don't spill it.

- Sparisomoni, in the medicine cabinet.

- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, drink this down.

I'll get you some water.
- No water!

- I know what's good for you.
- But I don't want any.

Oh.

- Say, I better get you a doctor.

- No, no, no, no, no doctor.

It's my neck, back here, way back here.

It hurts back here. I wanna get rid of it.

- Here, let me rub it
for you. Does that help?

- Yes, it's going away now.

Faster, faster.

- Oh, bon sorry, messers.

Well, what do you want?

La fini la dinner?

Take it away.

La gracias.

Well, where is it?

- Oh la, excuse me.
- Hold it.

Yeah, let me have that.

Oh, bonjour you very much.

La asthma.

- Get going.
- La going.

- Just a minute there, waiter.
- Never mind the waiter.

Trulow. Will you get outta here?

- Oh, la quick!
- Well?

- Well, I had Trulow okay,

and then all of a sudden
the elevator stopped,

and all of a sudden, I
ain't got Trulow no more.

- I oughta bash you in the teeth.

- Oh, well it wasn't my-
- Get outta here,

you dim wit and find him.
- Sure.

- La pardon, la accident.

Why, you.

- Here we go. Pardon.

La stuck, you wait, be back soon.

Why don't you
watch where you're going?

- I'm sorry, I was trying.
- Ah, get out of my way.

- Let go of me.
- Why, you.

All right, shoot it up.

Hey, what are you doing in there?

Sorry, I didn't mean,
I didn't know where I was.

- Well, how are the honeymooners tonight?

Oh, hello, Inspector.

- Sally, I want to talk to you.

- Oh, I'm so sorry, dear.

- Out for an evening stroll?

- Oh yes, we always take
a long walk after dinner,

don't we, darling?

- I'm glad I ran into you.

I was talking to the
manager of your hotel.

He tells me you forgot to
register the little wife here.

- Ogden, you didn't.
- I didn't?

- Technicality, but it's
against the law, you know.

- Well, I can explain all that, you see,

Sally and I, we're not exactly.

- Yes?
- He was just saying

we'll take care of it right away.

- Well, that's fine,
because we can't afford

to get careless, can we?

- We sure can't.

- If you'll pardon me, I'm gonna ring in.

Sally.

Now you've gotta marry me.
- Are you crazy?

- Look, Sally, you can't leave without me.

Callahan will get suspicious.

- Just what do you want, Mr. Ogden Trulow?

- What do I want? You, of course.

I need you, Sally.

You're just what the doctor ordered.

I could give up stealing if I had you.

- Well, I couldn't.
- Why not?

- If you must know, I never
stole anything in my life.

Phillips framed me on
some evidence that he has,

and he threatens to turn
it over to the police

unless I go through
with this Romanoff deal.

- And if you go through with it,

you'll wind up in Sing Sing.

- Why do you think I want
you so far away from me?

- Then you do care for me a little bit.

- I didn't say that,
and I won't marry you.

- All right, for you,
I'll rob another bank.

I'll steal the Romanoff necklace myself

before you're able to.

- I wouldn't do that if I-

- Hey, did you see my badge?

Badge?

- I think I dropped it around here.

Oh dear.

- I oughta turn you in right now.

- Yes, sir.
- But I think I'll wait

'til the pinch really hurts.
- Yes, yes.

Sally!

I'll show her who's gonna
steal that necklace.

Sally. Oh dear.

Oh dear.

Your coffee is ready, sir.

- Who was that on the
phone just now, Ms. Martin?

- I don't know, sir.

The phone rang, I answered.

"Hello," I said, "Mr.
Trulow's apartment," I said.

"Mr. Trulow is having his shower.

Can I take a message?" I said.

I hear the phone click,
nobody's talking. That's all.

- Can't understand it.
- Me neither.

- I'm up. Okay.

- Willie, get me a towel.

I'll tell you one thing, Willie.

If I don't hear from her by 5:00 today,

I'm going to the Carteret home
and get that necklace myself.

I don't know how I'm gonna do it.

You know me, once I'm
exposed to that necklace,

it's a cinch to wind up in my pocket.

I forgot to brush my teeth.

- Get into your clothes.

- Yes, in my clothes.

Where are we going?
- You're going for a swim.

- Oh, I just had a bath.

- But not in the East River you didn't.

- Get 'em on.

- Get Phillips on the phone.
- Okay.

- What's Philips got to do with this?

- Okay, bub, you've
got just three minutes.

- Three minutes? Yes, but I.

Oh.

I can't. I gotta.

- Yeah, he's really after it.

He was going out there tonight to get it.

Okay, boss, we'll take care of him.

- Any change in plans?
- No, give him the works.

- Wait there.
- Yeah.

- There he is. I got him.

Please! Oh, geez.

Oh, pardon me. May I come in?

- Get out of here! Get out!

Please.

No, please, please don't.

Oh, geez.

- Help, somebody! Help!
- Somebody calling?

Is there someone in distress?

- Here, someone's trying
to come through my window.

- Through your window? I
wouldn't worry about it.

I see those things all the time.

- But it's a man. Please help me.

- Must be some drunk.

All right, I'll get him.

Wait a minute, will ya?

I'll be right with you. Here we go.

There he is.
- Oh, a peeper too, eh.

Stand aside, young lady, I know.

Well, don't hold me back, will you?

Destroying the cycle in the
home, I'll teach you.

- No, no, no, no, wait!

No! No!

- Where did he go?

Oh, jumped out the window.

Trying to get away from me, eh?

Ah, my towel!
- Get back in here!

No, no, no, no!

- Don't push me. Come
out from behind there.

Oh, no, don't!

Whoa, east of that stone, no.

- Well, I'll go out and
get you, that's what.

You're making a-

- Are you gonna come up outta of there?

No! Oh!

Ouchie, no, no, no, no, no!

No, no! Ouchie, don't do that!

Darn wretch, now I've got you.

- You be careful!
- Now I've got you.

Oh, be careful.

What are you doing there?

What are you doing to me?

Okay, hold on tight, ah!

- Oh, now get out! Get!

Come back here.
- No, no, no, no.

- Come back here. I've got
you now, I've got you now!

Come back here. Come back here.

Where did he go?

Come back here. Oh, there you are.

Come on in outta there.

Hey, you wanna play, eh?

All right then. Are you gonna come in?

- Oh, be careful!

- Come in outta there.
- Look down!

- Then I'll shake you
off, I'll shake you off.

- Wait a minute!
♪ La la la ♪

Wait a minute!
♪ La la la ♪

- Are you gonna come in?

If you wanna play, I'll
go out and play with you.

- No, no, no. Hey, wait a minute, no!

Tell him. Don't come out.

No, wait a minute! Don't come out.

Get back there. Whoa!

Hey, no! No, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no! No, no!

Oh, no! No, no, no!
- Let me outta here!

No!

- I'll teach.
- I don't know you.

- You don't know me?
- Well, half way.

Do this, what are you to me?

What am I missing?
- I'll teach you

to tell me what-
- What kind of a place

am I staying in here?

If my brother was only here.

- You ain't gonna get in
that house, Mr. Ogden.

- Don't worry, I'll get in all right.

You wait right here.
- Here?

- Look out, here comes a car.

Wait here now.

- May I have your invitation, please?

Very good, sir.

Thank you. Very good.

- Suppose the next thing Carteret wants

will be our fingerprints.

- Well, he said nothing about that, sir.

- Oh, I'm surprised.

- My hat, my cane, my gloves, my scarf,

my coat, keep them all together.

- But your invitation.

- My invitation? I gave it to you.

- Oh, no, sir, you gave
me your hat, your scarf,

your gloves, your cane, your coat,

but not the invitation, sir.

- You're wrong, I gave you
my hat, my cane, my gloves,

my scarf, my coat, my invitation.

- Oh, so you did, sir.

Well, can't be too careful, can they?

- I understand.

- Necklace is in there,
and as soon as it's shown,

it goes back in there,
so I really can't see

what the insurance company
means by sending you men.

- Mr. Carteret, we got our orders.

And where that necklace goes, we go.

- Don't worry, we'll just
mingle with the guests

like we was one of 'em.

- Who on Earth are those appalling men?

- They're from the insurance company.

- Tell 'em we don't want
any and send them away.

- They're detectives.

- You just said they were
from the insurance company.

- They're detectives and they're
from the insurance company.

- Can't they make up their minds?

Listen, Flora,

The insurance company

sends out men
- Daisy, baby.

- To look after the-

- Oh, Daisy, my baby, what
did they do to my baby?

Stop it, please.

Oh, will you stop flapping your
trousers at my Daisy Marie?

It makes her very nervous.

- I was not flapping my
trousers, Ms. Carteret.

- Oh, dear!
- I was standing-

- Hello.
- How do you like that?

- First he gave me a scarf, a
hat, coat, gloves, the cane.

I shall have your
invitation first, please.

- Edwards, please take Daisy Marie outside

and stay out with her, the
guests are annoying her.

- But madame, you made a
mistake, I'm not Edwards.

- Oh, this is no time to
discuss it, do as you're told.

Oh, Harriet.

- Say, maid, will you
take this dog outside?

The lady thought that I would.

- You?
- Sally.

Gee, you look cute.

- Get out of here quick.

- Oh no, I had too much
trouble getting in.

- Ogden, please get out of
here while there's still time.

- I'm not leaving 'til I get
that necklace, the real one.

So why don't you go
while there's still time?

- Ogden, don't be foolish.

Victor and Slasher are
outside. Now, please go.

- Well, I'm not worried about
them, I'm worried about you.

- I warned you.
- Ouch!

Sally, I gotta break you of that habit.

- Oh, maid, when you
finish serving the guests,

take some coffee to
those men in the library.

- Yes, sir.

- I know you must be a
friend of Mrs. Carteret's,

but I'm allergic to that dog,

would you please get rid of it?

- Oh, sorry.
- You know,

your face looks familiar,
but I don't think we've met.

Trulow is my name.
- Trulow.

- Ogden Spencer Trulow.
- Ogden Spencer Trulow.

- The third.
- Oh, of course, of course.

How do you do?

I suppose you're anxious
to see the necklace.

- Oh, I'm dying to see
it before it's gone.

As a matter of fact, I'm
getting married soon,

and my future wife has had an
eye on it for quite some time.

- Fine, splendid. I'll show it at once.

Attention, everybody.

If you'll come into the library,

we're going to show the necklace.

Who's gonna help your family?

Not you, I hope.

- Oh, I'm terribly sorry. Here.

- That's all right.
- I'll rub it off for you.

- Hey! Hey, cut that out.
- Sir?

- You, you, you.
- Oh, you know how sorry I am.

There it is.

Apart from its incomparable beauty,

it has the most interesting history

of any piece of jewelry of
its kind in the whole world.

Oh, look at the pendant,

perfect example of the old
Amsterdam crown cutting.

- Oh, may I?
- Yes, feel it.

- Oh, it's simply exquisite.

Harry, look at it.

- I'm sorry, dear, I haven't my glasses.

- You and your suckled humor.
- May I? Thank you.

Oh, now Helen, look at this.
- No, no, no, take it away.

Take it away.
- Oh, you must try it on,

you've got just the neck for it.

Now you're
not fooling me, Flora.

You know I'll have to
lose at least three chins

so anybody can see it.

- Let me try it on you.
- I don't want it.

- It'll only take just a moment. Careful.

There's the opportunity of a life.

- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- Do be more careful.

- The last time this happened to me,

it was a chocolate parfait.

Drat it.
- May I help you, madame?

- No, no, don't bother,
I'll just shake it out.

There it goes. There it is!

- For heaven's sake, be
careful, don't step on it.

- I'll pick it up for you.
- Thank you.

- Thank you.
- Here, let me help you.

- Just a moment, maid.

May I?
- Well-

- I'd like to see this on you.

Do you mind, Mr. Carteret? Thanks.

She looks so much like my intended bride.

In fact, the resemblance is remarkable.

- Please, sir, this is most embarrassing.

- Oh, don't be embarrassed,
it looks beautiful on you.

A girl shouldn't kick a fella

for giving her something like that.

- May I go now, please?
- In just a moment.

You know something, that's so
unusual it doesn't look real.

Please take it off.

- You know, if I were inclined

to try to steal things, like some people,

this would be a great
opportunity, wouldn't it?

- I don't think it would.
- Me neither.

- Oh, now wait a minute.

I'll bet a person with a little cleverness

and a slight knowledge
of magic, like I have,

could make that disappear right
from under your very nose.

- Oh, could you really?
- Oh, yes.

- Not from under my nose you couldn't.

- Mine neither.
- Do do it.

I just love magic tricks. Don't you all?

- Would you mind, Mr. Carteret?

- It's getting a little out of hand.

- Oh, don't be such an old fuss budget.

Come along now, make it disappear.

- Thank you.
- Please, Mrs. Carteret,

I have to-
- Oh no, wait a minute.

I need you in the trick.

Would you mind holding onto her?

That's it, hold onto her hands.

- He's gonna make the maid disappear.

- Well, first I'll take
the necklace and I'll put,

say, you're a detective, aren't you?

- Yeah, sure.
- Have you a gun?

- Uh-huh.
- May I have it, please?

- Certainly.
- Thank you very much.

- Hey, wait a minute.
- Oh, that's all right.

Now I'll take you.

You stand right over here, please.

This is much easier than I thought.

Now every one of you back
against the wall, back!

Move.

- You're not gonna get away this.

- Oh yes, I could, but don't be alarmed.

This is not the way I'm gonna
make the necklace disappear.

You can put your hands down now.

- I told you you couldn't
get away with it.

- Well, he had me fooled.

- Give me the napkin. That's right.

Now will you hold the necklace?

Would you put the necklace,
that necklace, in this napkin?

There you are. Everybody see it?

Now, would you fold that over, please?

Thank you very much.

Now would you show everybody your hands?

That's right. Hold onto that.

Show you my hands.

We put it right down here.

Now don't be afraid of it.

Be careful of your hand. You all right?

Well, here it is. You ready?

- Oh my god.
- Henry's fainted.

Get him some water.
- He hates water.

Stop it, you're ruining my table.

Hey!

Wait a minute, give me that.

Well, that's just a hunk of ice.

- That's right.
- Where's the necklace?

- Where is it?
- Well, don't get excited.

- I'm not getting excited.
Where's that necklace?

- You're becoming a problem.
- Where is it?

- Everybody wants to get in the act.

You know who that is?
- Sure I know.

I want that necklace!
- What a temper.

- Now, if I've done the trick correctly,

the necklace should be in the
young lady's pocket, that one.

Would you look and see, please?

Ah, there it is.

Hold it up, everybody can see it.

- Give it to me!

- Well, that is the real
necklace, isn't it, Mr. Carteret?

- Yes it is, you, oh,
I've got a bad heart.

- Well, thank you very much.

- I hope you won't think
I'm presumptuous, sir.

But did you invite Mr. Trulow here?

- I certainly did not.

He's a friend of Mrs. Carteret.

- I don't believe so, sir.

- Flora, Flora, come here.

Did you invite that Trulow here?

- Trulow?
- That trickster there?

- Oh no, not yet. But remind
me to send him an invitation.

He's so amusing. And you were good too.

- Come with me, all of you.

- I'm Genesis seven,
wait a minute, fellas.

Look, Mr. Carteret will
be sorry about this.

- Your hat, your coat, your gloves,

your scarf, your cane, but no invitation.

Thank you, sir.
- Oh.

- Mr. Ogden, you out again?
- Yes.

This time we're staying out.

- That's good.
- Gimme the coat.

We're through, we're going home.

- No place like home.

- You're going the wrong way.
- Huh?

- This way.
- I'm up.

Put 'em down.
- Down?

- Down.
- Down.

Come on.

- Hey you!

You got the wrong headpiece.

Give me the other one.

- Gee, thanks very much.

I'm sorry I caused you all this trouble.

Now let's go inside.

- Eh, eh, eh, not back in there.

Now why don't you run along
like a nice little fella?

- Wait a minute.

Wouldn't you like to
see another magic trick?

This is a very good one, see.

All you do, you take out your
gun and you point it that way.

- Some other time, some other time.

I've got a job at work to do.

Now why don't you be a nice little boy?

- Wait a minute, I don't
wanna be a nice little boy.

I wanna be a bad little boy, see.

- That's not very nice.

Now, I wanna help you.
- Let's go inside.

- What do you wanna go inside

and get yourself in a lot of trouble for?

Why don't you stay out here,
where it's nice and safe?

- You don't know what you're saying.

Darn!

- Oh, wait a minute.

I don't like it out there.

I wanna be with you, please, please.

- You're trying my patience.

Besides, the cold night air
don't do my corns no good.

- Your corns?
- My corns.

- Well, I guess that does it.

- Come on, Willie!

- Ogden, Ogden, this way.
- Sally, Sally.

- Wee, that was close.
- Too close.

- Sally, I knew you were
only fooling all along.

- You certainly are doing your best

to get us both killed, aren't you?

- Well, I told you I wouldn't let you

get that necklace and I didn't.

Now will you forget about
Phillips and marry me?

- Listen, Mr. Trulow,
I didn't become a thief

by choice in the first place,

and at this stage of the game,
I don't intend to marry one.

- You're still afraid of Phillips, huh?

Well, if you don't come and
leave with me immediately,

I'm going back in that house

And I'm gonna tell 'em
all about everything.

- I was afraid of that.
- Well?

- Kiss me, Ogden.
- Oh, Sally.

- Now close your eyes

and make the biggest wish
you can for both of us.

Will I?

Star light, star bright,

the biggest star I've seen
tonight, I wish I may, I-

wish I.

- Take him home, Willie.

And when he wakes up, tell
him I did it for his own good.

- Thank you, ma'am, it did me good too.

Come on, Mr. Ogden.

- Now don't yelp at me about it. I did.

Listen Phillips, get that necklace tonight

or the deal is off.

The insurance company
is already suspicious

and I'm worried.

That story the girl told you

about Trulow sounds pretty fishy.

- Yeah, it sounds fishy to me too,

but I'll take care of her
later, right now I need her.

We'll make the drive
sometime after midnight

if she can get rid of
those insurance cops.

All right. I'll get it.

- Sally, my darling, my Sally.

- Mr. Ogden, wake up.

This ain't your Sally,
this is just your Willie.

See it's me. Wake up now.

- Where are we?

What's happened? Where's Sally?

- Well, she popped you, it dropped you.

Now we're going home. That's good.

- Turn around. She's in
trouble, she needs me.

- She said to take you
home, and I agrees with her.

- We've gotta go back.

She kissed me. She loves me.

- She loves you?

Kiss you, bop you, and drop
you, what kind of love is that?

- Turn around I said.

- Anybody hungry?
- Are you fooling?

- Mr. Carteret thought you might like

some coffee and sandwiches.

- Now ain't that thoughtful of him?

Yeah, ain't it?

- Oh, if you'll move the radio.

Look what I've done!

Oh, I'm so sorry.

- Let me help you.
- Yeah, leave us get it.

Oh, on the rug too,

ain't you lucky they
ain't jelly sandwiches?

- Sure would be messy, wouldn't it?

Well, we'll fix it up just
like nothing happened.

Nobody'll ever know you've done it.

It's all cleaned up.

- Oh, I'm so sorry.
- Ah, think nothing of it.

- Why don't you boys
come out in the kitchen.

There's lots more out there.

- What are we waiting on?

- Ah, duh, duh, let me take
it, you might drop it again.

- A little time yet.
Combination of that safe?

- Yeah, in my pocket.
- Good.

- Shall I make some more coffee
or would you like some beer?

- Are you kidding?
- Beer.

There are knives and forks
in that drawer right there.

- Well, what's the delay?
- Just a minute there now.

There you go.
- This is it.

- There it is. On your way.

- Mr. Ogden, this is foolish,
illegal, and fighting.

- Locked.
- I wish we was back

to the good old days when
you was just a kleptomaniac.

- No sense even trying this one,

I saw the detective lock it.

Get me a rock, and-

- Hey, give me that flashlight.

Let's get outta here.

- Willie, they've gone.
- Let's do likewise.

- I've got the necklace
now, she can't steal it.

- Can we go outside where
there's more room to run?

- Yeah, guess we'd better. Here.

- They're coming back, they
must have forgot something.

Yeah, us.

- Willie!

Willie, quiet.

- What's the matter with them lights?

- All right, give me the necklace.

Now come on, where is it?

- Well, give it to him.
- Me? I ain't got it.

- I gave it to you.
- You gave it to me?

Are you kidding?

- Come on, come on, give it to me.

- Give him the necklace or
I'll knock your teeth out.

- You ain't passing the buck to me.

And you ain't knocking my teeth out.

Look, if this
is a game, I don't like it.

What have you done?

- Dogs, quite a family, ain't it?

10 of 'em, double quintuplets, eh.

Let me count 'em, 10.

You better go see what's
the matter with them lights.

Here Prince, here Prince, come on, Prince.

Well, if that ain't something.

What do you want to do, sing?

Oh, you wanna play, huh?

Now wait a minute.

Make it soft or we're all get thrown out.

Here, watch.

Bring it here, bring it here. Come on.

Come on, bring it here.

Which one of you threw that?

If I hadn't been here, I
wouldn't have believed it.

Pretty good. Let's see you do it again.

Get it.

Hey, Reddy, hey, Reddy,
get a load of this, Reddy.

This is a kick.

Ah, you're too late.

You should have seen them.

- Those dogs shouldn't even be here.

Come on, you pups, come on,
outside with you, come on.

- They're cute, huh?
- Yeah.

- Hurry up. Hurry up.

- Hey, what about them lights?

- Oh, I ain't found out yet.

- Well, you better keep working on 'em.

- Yeah.
- Oh. Uh-oh.

What are you doing over there, hiding?

You know she meant you too.

Come on, come on.

What's the matter? You tired?

No pride, huh? No shame, no nothing.

I'll help ya. There you go.

Well, you're the
silliest-looking thing I ever.

Hey, wait a minute.

Drop that, drop that!

Bring that back here. Bring it back.

Drop that flashlight. Bring it here.

Get him when he goes by.

Here, Prince. Here, Prince.

Fetch, come here.

Stop that. Catch him!

You're gonna wake up the whole house.

Drop that, drop that!

Drop that!

Drop that, drop that.

That double-crossing little mutt.

- Well, I found the
light trouble all right.

- Yeah, I see you did.
- Yeah, just a fuse.

- Yeah. Boy, could I
use some of that beer.

I've been chasing that dog for a mile.

- What for?

- Because I couldn't catch him.

- Oh.

Ogden, Ogden, where are you?

- Here.

- You better get outta here quick.

- What's going on here?

- I'm up. For say.

- He's up all the time.

He gets up early to help me
clean up each day, man. Oh!

I thought you two had a
little accident.

- I was getting a little seasick.

- So it's you again.

I thought I asked you
to stay away from here.

You don't know what's
good for you, do you?

Where'd you get that?

- A fellow in the library
gave it to me, didn't he?

- There was two of 'em.
- Two of 'em.

- Reddy, we've been robbed.

- Get your hands up, all of you.

She didn't steal it, I stole it.

- I was supposed to but somebody else did.

- See, it sounds all mixed up.

I'm guilty, but I'm innocent.

- Get outta here!
- After you, dear.

All right, head for the library.

- Library.

- Well, it just goes to show
you can't be sure of nothing.

Now how'd they get that outta there?

- You're making a big mistake,
I can explain everything.

She had nothing to do with
it, I'm just a kleptomaniac.

- I know it.

- They've gone.
- Me too.

- Strange.
- Hey, where are you?

Yoo-hoo, detectives.

- Hey.
- Where are you?

- Come here, let's get out of here quick.

- All right, get out, get out.

Come on, come on.

- Where's your car?
- Over there.

- Hurry up.
- I'm not taking another step

'til I find out one thing.

- I do love you, now let's run.

- First, wait a minute.

This may change your mind.

And it's yours if you still want it.

- I thought they still had it.
- So did they.

- Well, how?
- I dunno.

I take things so easy, I don't
even know myself sometimes.

- Well, get rid of it,
throw it in the bushes.

Do anything, but get rid of it.

- That's all I wanted to know.

Here Willie, take this back to the house.

- Mr. Ogden, I've been associated

with your family for a long time,

but if it comes to going
back in that house,

our association had dissolved

and that's unanimously, goodbye.

- We'll take it back ourselves.

- I kind of agree with Willie.

- We're gonna start our new
life off right, come on.

- You can't blame me for the stupidity

of your own men, Phillips.

I kept my part of the bargain.

If they didn't get the
necklace, then who did?

- Look, I don't like the whole setup.

You'll get yours all right
from the insurance company.

Where's mine coming from?

- I'm in this too.
- Hey, wait a minute.

Maybe those insurance cops got it.

- How about the girl?

- Yeah, where is Sally?

- Hey, hey detectives! Where is everybody?

Where are you hiding?
- Duck.

- Oh, Mr. Carteret, are you
gonna be glad to see us.

You don't know what
almost happened to you.

- Oh really? May I ask
what you're doing here?

- Oh, I'll vouch for him.

- Yes, we've been working together.

You remember your necklace in your safe?

Well, it's not there anymore.

- No?
- No.

- And I suppose you know where it is.

- Close your eyes and be surprised.

And did I have an awful time getting it,

there were 15 or 20 safe crackers,

and I caught them in the act,
and we fought, and we fought,

and I took them by-
- Ogden.

- Well, if we'd have
fought, we'd have fought.

- That was very nice of you.

And I am surprised.

And I'd like to shove it down your throat.

- Oh, that's all right, there
was no trouble about, what?

- Phillips.
- Phillips, yeah.

He's the man. How did you know about him?

He tried to make a thief
out of Sally, didn't he?

Oh, yes he did, and he
tried to get me killed.

Let me tell him.

If I ever meet up with
him, he'll be sorry.

- Will he?
- He certainly will.

I'll take him and I'll break-

Oh, hello, Mr. Phillips, we
were just talking about you.

Bone in his body.

- Oh, don't pay any attention to him.

He's not responsible for
anything he says or does.

He's just a kleptomaniac.

- Yes, I'm a kleptomaniac.

- What about you?

- She's not a kleptomaniac.

Don't you call her-
- Shut up.

- They're dangerous people, Phillips.

- I'll tame them.

- I take them for a nice
little ride in the river.

- Yeah, underneath the boat.

- Underneath the boat? Sally.

- Hey, wait a minute,
say, "La fini la dini."

La fini la dini.

- I knew it all the time.
- Come on, come on.

Get started, get started.

- You mind if I go along?

I just wanted to make
sure you get up the river.

- Oh, Mr. Carteret, Uncle
Sam has been anticipating

this pleasure for a long time.

- I'd like to change my clothes.

- Where you're going,
they'll change 'em for you.

Come on, take him away.
- Come on.

- All right.
- Let's go.

Step it up.

Thought you'd try

to get away with something, huh?

- Hey, Mr. Callahan, how about us?

Ouch. Gee.

- What?
- What about us?

- There's nothing wrong
with either one of you

that a marriage ceremony
won't cure, goodnight.

- Sally.
- Ogden.