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[pigeons cooing]

How come you're always feedin' them, Willie?

You know, they say they bring disease.

Never brought me no disease.

Look, don't get me wrong.

I'm not one of those guys who's got it out for pigeons.

I like 'em. Nice to have a little nature around.

But it's just that I heard they cause disease.

Yeah, well..

Yehh!

What the hell's the matter with this kid?

If he eats any more jelly donuts, they're gonna

have to take him to kindergarten in a moving van.

Look at that mug.

Got one of them heads they make piss pots out of.

Get the hell out of here.

[sighs]

Too much excitement for one day.

I'm telling ya.

I'm sick of this shit.

Yeah, but it beats getting hit in the head with a dull ax.

Yeah? I wonder about that.

Ah! Let's go home.

Checks are probably in by now.

Jesus Christ. Forty nine dollars?

Who's using all the lights?

Don't look at me.

Al?

- What? - Don't what me.

Every time you get up to take a leak at night

you forget to shut the light off in the bathroom.

What are you talkin' about? I don't ever turn the lights on.

No wonder the seat's always wet in the morning.

At least I don't forget to flush.

What are you tryin' to say? I never forget to flush.

Alright, alright. I'm sorry I brought it up already.

Let's forget about it, okay? Come on.

Nothing to start fighting about.

It's only a couple of dollars.

[female #1] 'I'll be with you in a minute.'

[indistinct chattering]

♪ There are tears in the eyes of the regular guys ♪

♪ New York ain't New York anymore it's sad ♪

♪ New York ain't New York anymore ♪♪

I should have bought a house right after the war

when I had the chance.

You alright, Joe?

Yeah. I'm okay.

- You sure? - Yeah.

You haven't eaten much lately.

That could be a sign of somethin'.

Nah, just haven't had an appetite.

- What? - Nothing.

- You sure you're okay? - Yeah.

Just thinking about things, that's all, you know.

Alright.

[siren wailing in distance]

[engine revving in distance]

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Two thirty seven..

...times thirty six..

Thanks.

Thanks.

A little more water.

That's good.

Thanks.

[grunts]

How do you feel this morning, Al?

Pretty good.

Willie?

Alright.

Well, that's good to hear.

Me, on the other hand, if I got to spend another day

doin' nothing, but sitting around in that park

looking at them ugly kids, I'm gonna go nuts.

Uh, how would you... how would you guys

like to go on a stickup with me?

What was that?

I said, how's about we all go on a stickup?

It's foolproof.

If it works, we'll be in great shape.

If not, maybe they'll give us three years.

Maybe.

That would be free room and board.

And when we get out, we'd each have 36

social security checks waiting for us.

That, by the way, adds up to 8532 bucks..

...apiece.

Not a bad piece of change.

Maybe we could all put it together

and buy one of them newspaper and candy stands

in one of them big buildings in Manhattan.

A friend of mine's son bought him one.

Lives pretty good.

But what the hell am I talking about that for?

That's only if we get caught

and I don't think we'd get caught.

Well?

- Well what? - Well, what do you guys think?

[chuckling] I don't know but..

...sounds like a great idea.

Willie?

What do you mean it sounds like a great idea?

I don't know what you're talking about?

Are you talking about actually doing this, or what?

Yeah, actually doing this.

Do you hear what you're saying?

Look, let me tell you something, Willie.

I gotta look back and say that my life was okay.

I got my share of everything but money.

And the guys who went out for that, some of them got it today

but they put too much time in getting it.

Whatever. That's history.

Right now, here we are, and I ain't complaining.

'But things would be a hell of a lot easier'

if we had a little extra cash.

And besides, what the hell could we lose?

Either we get the money or we get caught.

We're winners either way.

I did some stealing during the war

so I'll set everything up.

What do you mean you did some stealing?

Never mind what I mean.

Hello, Mrs. Fein.

- Oh, how are you boys? - Fine.

- You're looking great. - Thank you.

- Bye. - Bye-bye.

Thank you. Goodbye.

We're gonna, we're gonna need some guns.

I don't believe this.

Willie..

...we're gonna need your help.

But I respect your feelings.

If you don't wanna go, you don't have to.

But I want you to know, you'll still be our partner

and we'll cut you in on everything.

That is if it's okay with you, Al.

- Of course, it's okay with me. - Good.

Yeah? And if you go to jail, am I still gonna be your partner?

Through thick and thin, for better or worse

you'll always be our partner.

Ah!

Listen, my nephew, Pete is a gun nut.

He's got a small collection.

Keeps in a cabinet down in his basement.

Well?

Well, I'm goin' over there to watch his kids

this afternoon for an hour or two.

- I'll check it out. - Great.

But, Al, make sure that you don't say nothing to nobody.

Of course, I won't say nothing to nobody.

Good.

Don't worry about a thing, Willie.

We're gonna make you feel young again.

Bang! Bang!

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Bang! Bang! Bang!

It's all set. We got no problems.

We've got four pistols.

You want rifles? We got rifles.

Pete's got a couple of rifles too, you know.

No rifles.

Well, after all we've got four pistols.

Now one of them is one of those, uh..

...heavy machine, uh, German..

One of those heavy German machine pistols.

I don't think that's too good, you know.

I-I think we can do without that but the other three are perfect.

Good, you think you'll have any problem

getting them out of there?

Joe..

...piece of cake.

When all this is over

we'll give your nephew some money.

But, everybody, remember, we get caught

we don't tell where we got the guns, right?

Of course not.

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What are we gonna stickup?

I was just thinking about that.

Uh, might as well make it a bank, right?

I guess so. Might as well.

Willie, what do you think?

You're asking the wrong person.

Well, I think a bank would be pretty good.

We might as well go all the way.

Besides I think they're insured for this kind of thing anyways.

Not one in the neighborhood though. They'll know us there.

Tomorrow we'll take a ride into the city and look around.

Must be a million good banks there.

Gonna come along with us for the ride, Willie?

Yeah. No funny stuff.

No funny stuff.

Serious stuff.

[indistinct chattering]

Feels great to be doing something, huh?

You said it.

[laughing]

[Joe] 'Jesus. Don't anybody work up here?'

'They're all out walking.'

You know, I haven't been in the city

since I stopped driving the cab.

Boy.

It's been a long time for me too.

I forgot how many beautiful women there are around up here.

A lot of good they're gonna do you now.

I still kind of like to look at them.

[Joe] 'Boy, this place is beautiful.'

'Well, what do you think?'

[Al] 'I don't know. What are we lookin' for?'

[Joe] 'I don't know, but I kinda like this one though.'

'What do you think?'

[Al] 'I guess it would be alright.'

Willie, what do you think?

It's sure nicer than the one in the neighborhood.

Well, looks good to me.

There's only one guard. We ain't gonna do better than that.

Should we call it this one?

Well?

- Yeah, I guess so. - Good.

- Might as well. - Good.

Uh, Joe..

...you think we maybe ought to look at some more?

Nah. What for? Bank's a bank.

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What are we gonna do about all those cameras in there?

- That-that will be no problem. - Onions?

- Nah, better not. - Come on, live a little.

Come on, live it up.

Okay. Onions.

Everything on mine.

Uh-uh, put that away.

These are on me.

By next week, we'll be going out for Chinese food every night.

Joe, you really think this is gonna work?

What does it matter? I feel like I'm 40 again.

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[indistinct chattering]

[female #2] 'Whoo!'

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[male #1] 'Yeah!'

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Alright!

[cheering and applauding]

[thundering]

[Al laughing]

- Wee! - Boy.

Hmm.

Well, I tell you what.

We'll take a gypsy cab there

and tell him to wait while we go inside.

Those gypsy cab drivers don't keep a record

of where they go or what.

We'll act dopey and we'll give him a good deal.

He won't figure three old guys could be up to anything.

And just to be safe, we'll take a, uh, a-a bus

to Corona first, and maybe we'll take the cab from there.

That will make everything harder to trace.

Boy, you must have done some stealing durin' the war.

A stickup guy I used to know a long time ago

told me that the most important thing is to put

fear into everybody right away.

So when we get in there, let me do all the talking.

When do you wanna do this?

When do you think you can get the guns?

Anytime.

Could you get them today for instance?

I guess so. Sure.

Oh, if that's the case, then we might as well

go back there tomorrow and make our withdrawal.

No sense in waiting around, right?

I guess not, huh?

[Joe] 'They look like they'd be a little too warm.'

'You probably can't breathe too good through them.'

'Probably can't see too good through them either.'

I think these would be pretty good.

Easy to carry around, easy to take on and off.

Whatever you say, Joe.

You recognized me.

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Boy, won't the kids, uh, love these?

Yeah.

[knocking]

Kathy?

- Hey, how are you doing, Al? - Pete.

Come on in. I was just on my way out.

What are you doin' home in the middle of the day?

Uh, I'm taking an early shift over at the station.

I picked up a job at night bartending up in the Bronx.

Come on in.

Geez, all the way up in the Bronx, huh?

Well, it ain't so bad.

Hardest part's getting my fingernails cleaned up

to tend bar after working on them cars all day.

- 'Hi, Al, how are you doing?' - Pretty good, dear.

Sit down. Do you want some coffee?

No, thanks. I can't stay too long.

I was just walking by, and thought I'd drop in say hello.

Hello, Uncle Al.

Oh, look, I'm sorry, but, uh, I got to run out right now.

Are you gonna stay for dinner?

No, thanks, Pete. Not today.

I gotta meet Joe and Willie soon.

Okay. Well, I'll see you later on then, huh?

- Goodbye. - See you tonight, sweetie.

- 'Bye-bye.' - Bye-bye.

So long.

[giggling]

[giggling]

[grunts]

How's my beautiful princess today?

Good.

- Been a good girl, huh? - Yeah.

You're always good.

Why don't you show Uncle Al the pictures you drew?

- They're upstairs. - Did you draw some pictures?

Yeah. They're upstairs.

Think I might be able to see them?

Yeah.

Do you want me to come upstairs with you?

- Yeah. - Okay.

- What are we waiting for? - What?

Let's go. Up! Wait for me.

Wait for me, honey.

[laughing]

You go ahead upstairs. I'll be up in a minute.

- Go ahead. - Okay.

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He must have had a million kinds of bullets.

I didn't know which were for which guns so I took 'em all.

I figured we'd figure it out when I got home here.

Are we gonna use real bullets?

Willie, if we don't do this thing right and we get caught

the bleeding hearts in the city will put us on probation

and this whole thing will only wind up costing us a fortune

on subway tokens goin' to see some probation officer.

After the stickup, we're gonna have to get rid of our clothes.

So wear something you can throw away.

These are very attractive.

You pick these out, Willie?

As soon as we get into the bank, Al

I want you to hold your gun on the guard

while me and Willie collect the dough.

We'll have them fill up that airline bag I got.

I figure that ought to hold a nice couple of dollars.

Then we'll get out there fast, get back into the gypsy cab

'but instead of taking it all the way back here'

'we'll get out and hope into the subway.'

That will help confuse everything.

Any questions?

What if we get shot?

What's the difference?

Yeah, Willie, what's the difference?

[Al] 'What's the matter, Willie?'

Can't sleep.

[sighs]

Willie, what's the matter?

Well..

...I had a dream about Bobby.

My oldest son when I spanked him once when he was little.

I don't even remember what the hell it was all about.

What could it have been?

Come home from work

my wife tells me he did something wrong

whatever it was.

So I ask him why he did it.

He says he didn't do it.

So I crack him across the...rear end

and I ask him again.

He still says he didn't do it, whatever it was.

So I crack him again.

I was young at that time.

I didn't want to let him get the best of me.

Can you imagine that?

I kept smacking him

across that little rear end of his

till finally he said, yeah, yeah.

Whatever the hell it was, he did it.

Then he ran to the bed..

...put his head in the pillow..

...wouldn't look at me.

[exhales]

We never had any fun after that.

He only lasted till he was 18, that kid.

I never got the chance to explain.

[sobbing]

Willie.

Come on, Willie.

Get some sleep.

[alarm buzzing]

[grunts]

[sighs]

[Joe humming]

No wonder the big tube we bought a week ago is practically gone.

You don't have to use that much.

Willie..

...we're gonna be rich in a couple hours.

Leave me alone.

I don't know if I'm gonna shave.

- You're gonna shave? - I don't know.

Joe.

Are you shaving?

No, I'm pouring coffee.

I mean, are you shaving this morning?

I'm not gonna shave. You can shave if you want to.

Nah. What the hell for?

[Joe] Nope. This is too big.

- Too big, too big, too big. - 'Try this one.'

Too small.

- Here. - Yeah.

- No, that's-- - No, that's a small one too.

Let's see.

Yeah, that works. Yeah, more like that.

Well, let me see that one. We'll match--

Right there. Look, that's it, right there.

Good.

Good.

[Al] 'Here's another one like that.'

Too small. Willie is doin' a better job than you are.

- Well, Willie's in the way. - Yeah.

Alright, alright, Willie, no, that's..

- 'That's good.' - That's the big one.

[Joe] 'Yes, it is? No, let me see that.'

- Yes-- - 'No, it isn't. It's perfect.'

'Good, good, good.'

That's it.

That's not it. Let's start again.

- Let's start from scratch. - The bank will be closed.

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My, don't you look snappy.

I used to wear this when I was bartending.

Here. Put these in your pocket.

Which one do you want?

Don't make no difference to me.

Yeah.

No, button-button your top button.

- Oh! - Right there.

- That's it. - Am I okay?

Fine. Can you see mine?

- Looks fine to me. - Me too.

Okay, then.

Let's get going.

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[tires screeching]

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[Willie] Could we go over the whole thing one more time?

If we go through this again, I'm really gonna get nervous.

Don't you worry about a thing. I'll be watching out for you.

Just stick by me and stay loose.

[whistles]

That was quick.

I didn't know you could whistle like that.

Haven't done it in a while.

How you doin' today?

Me and my friends would like to know how much you'd charge us

to take us to Manhattan and back?

'One of 'em gotta go to a bank'

'on 36th Street, Broadway to sign a will.'

'He'll only be there for a few minutes.'

The guy's already waitin' there for us.

Thirty dollars.

It'll be $30. Gee, that's a lot of money but okay.

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This is where you wanna go, right?

That's right.

Okay.

Come on.

[Joe] You make a move and my friend will blow your brains out

and don't think he won't do it.

Alright, this is a stickup.

'Touch them buzzers, and we start blasting.'

I want everyone out here to get down on the floor.

And you back there, start pushing that money

through them windows.

[door opens]

You've gotta be kidding.

[gunshot]

[shattering]

That's better. No nonsense and no one gets hurt.

[male #2] 'What does his secretary got to do with it?'

I don't know, but I think she's got kinda--

You! I'll get them. You!

Hey, I'm talking to you.

Both of you, get over there!

Sit down. Come on, get over there!

That's better.

Now just sit tight and don't get any bright ideas.

You got me?

What?

Nothing. Help me fill up the bag.

Now put it all in here. That's it.

That's it. Both the hands. Attagirl.

Keep going.

Good, good. Right there, that big bundle.

Good, you did a nice job. Tell your boss to give you a raise.

Thought we were kidding, huh?

Let's go. Help him.

That's it. Help him.

'Good, good.'

Let's go.

Right there. Put it all in.

That's it. Right, right, right.

Good, good. Love your hairdo.

Now, I want all of you to lie down also.

And make it snappy!

You too. Down.

Guess that's it. Let's get out of here.

Okay, let's go!

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[siren wailing]

There you go. Keep the change.

[music continues]

I've got the tokens already.

Here. Open this bag.

'That's it.'

Al!

Al, will you help me?

'Come on, come on, come on.'

Hey, forget it, forget it!

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Here, throw this. Throw this in there.

- Put that in. - Okay.

Willie!

'Willie, get back here.'

[laughing]

[mumbling]

- How much yours come to? - Shh!

Uh..

I got $11,518.

[chuckling]

What did yours come to?

Nine thousand eight hundred and twenty one big ones.

Nine thousand eight hundred and twenty one big ones. Willie?

Fourteen thousand two hundred and sixteen.

Geronimo!

...thousand two hundred and sixteen.

That's five..

Five..

Thirty five thousand five hundred and fifty five dollars.

Phew!

Should have hit the safe too. We were right there.

First thing we gotta do is change our clothes

and get rid of all this cash. We can't keep it around here.

'If they find out who we are'

'they'll tear this place to pieces.'

Uh, listen, I got an old suitcase

I keep at Pete and Kathy's.

I think there's gonna be room enough in there for all this.

Does it got a lock on it?

It's got a lock on it.

You know Pete and Kathy.

They never go through my stuff anyways.

What do you think, Willie? You-you alright?

Yeah. Uh..

If you fellas, uh, think it will be safe there

it's alright with me.

Alright? Alright.

I ought to get going.

[indistinct chattering]

You're sure you're alright?

Yeah.

I think the excitement must have upset my stomach a little.

Should we get you some Alka-Seltzer or something?

Nah. Fresh air will take care of it.

[man on radio] 'Not too long after they opened their doors this morning'

'The Union Marine Bank on 36th Street, Broadway in Manhattan..'

Listen.

[man on radio] '...by three masked gunmen.'

'They made off with over $50,000 in cash.'

'However the thing that makes this bank robbery'

'a little different from the usual bank robbery'

'is that these bank robbers were a little different.'

'Eyewitnesses at the scene..'

- All done. - Ssh. Ssh.

- Pete didn't-- - Ssh! Listen to this.

[man on radio] '...all three gunmen were well into their 70s.'

'The Gray Panthers, a lobbyist organization'

'for senior citizens' rights do point out that the incident'

'dramatizes what the Panthers call the woeful inadequacy'

'of the current government programs that attempt'

'to deal with the elderly.'

'There is confusion today over the newest labor department..'

We're famous.

Did everything go alright?

- Perfect. - Good. Good.

Pete didn't miss the guns or nothin'.

The money is locked in one of my suitcases

stashed way in the back of one of his closets.

Well, that's that.

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[indistinct chattering]

- 'Come on.' - 'Hey, you!'

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[siren wailing]

[Joe] 'Yeah. Could you let me talk to Mr. Bender, please?'

'Joe Harris.'

[indistinct chattering]

'Bender? Joe Harris.'

'Yeah.'

Okay, listen, uh..

I'm down here at the Queensborough Hospital

with Al and, uh, uh..

...Willie, Willie just died.

Yeah.

No. Just like that.

The doctor says his heart just gave out.

Anyways, could you send somebody down here to pick him up?

Me and Al will come over there in a little while

and settle on all the arrangements with you.

Yeah, let's do it up nice this time, okay?

The hell with the Social Security.

We're gonna be taking care of it.

Yeah. Cash, Bender. Don't worry.

Yeah. Right. Right.

See you in a little while.

[honking]

Pete?

Al, you okay?

Yeah.

- Hi, Joe. - Hi.

We heard about Willie.

Jesus, we feel terrible.

- Yeah. - We got so worried.

We kept calling, but nobody answered.

Listen, we, uh..

...want you to come over to our house for a couple of days.

Let us take care of you till this whole thing's over.

What do you say?

It would be great, Al.

You can relax and fool around with the kids.

Help you take your mind off of things.

- You think so, Joe? - Yeah.

- Yeah? - Oh, yeah, come on.

Stop being a baby. Go ahead.

Okay.

I'll go up and get some clothes.

You've still got the clothes you left over

when you sat for the kids.

Yeah. Come on, Al.

You gonna be alright, Joe?

Go ahead, go ahead. Don't bother.

I'll be fine.

Joe.

We got plenty of room.

And the kids love playing with you too, you know that.

Thanks, Pete

but I'd kinda like to be alone tonight anyways.

Go ahead, take care of your uncle. I'll be alright.

Okay.

Well, we'll-we'll see you later on then, huh?

- Okay. - Yeah.

If you change your mind, or you need anything

just give us a call.

- You got our number? - Yeah, I got it upstairs.

- Goodnight. - Goodnight.

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[sobbing]

Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ.

Crying and pissing in your pants like a three-month-old baby.

Well, I guess the whole goddamn cycle is complete now.

What a day this is gonna be.

[squealing]

Oh!

How's my little bunny rabbit?

Good.

Your mommy and daddy here?

Yeah.

You gonna say hello to my friend?

Yeah.

- You remember his name? - Yeah.

- What's his name? - Joe.

That's right, sugar plum. Say hello to Joe.

Hi.. Hello, Joe.

Hello, sweetheart.

You feelin' a little better this morning, Al?

Oh, yeah.

- How are you doin', Joe? - Pretty good.

Remember, uh, our offer's still open.

Thanks a lot, but I'm alright.

- 'You sure now?' - Yeah. Thanks.

Excuse me, I, uh, I gotta see what's doing down there.

Okay.

We'll see Joe later, alright?

Looking sharp, Kevin.

[instrumental music]

Feels funny to say, but I get the feeling

I'm gonna be joining you real soon, Willie.

[indistinct chattering]

[Al] 'What grade did you say Kevin was at?'

- 'Third now.' - 'I'm going to fourth.'

[Al] 'That figures. It follows after third.'

[laughing]

Boy, you know it's been four years.

Two lights together. Look. Look.

- Yeah? - Two lights together.

- No, is that so? - Hmm.

[Al] 'Oh, that's right, yeah.'

[Kevin] 'This is my summer va-vacation'

'in between third and fourth.'

[Pete] 'That's right, third and fourth.

[Al] 'You get what vacation?'

[Kevin] 'This is my summer vacation..'

Al?

'Can I talk to you for a minute?'

Here, I'll take her. Come on, sweetheart, right here.

Boom. Boom. Boom.

- What's up? - Come here.

What do you say we give 25,000 to Pete?

What do you mean?

I mean, why don't we give him $25,000?

That will leave us 10,000.

And what the hell were we gonna do

with all that money anyways?

Oh!

That would be great.

That would be alright with you?

It was my idea, wasn't it?

Pete, can we talk to you for a minute?

Sure.

Uh, why don't we go next door so we can have a little privacy?

Okay. Is everything alright?

Yeah, yeah. Everything's fine.

Okay. Here, sweetheart.

[coughs]

You want a beer?

Okay.

Boone?

'Uh, two beers, please.'

You know, uh..

...I'm beginning to feel a little better.

I think I'll go back to my own place and stay there tonight.

Okay.

Is that what you called me in here for?

No, of course not.

Now, Pete, you can't tell this to anybody.

Sure. What is it?

Willie left us a $25,000 life insurance policy.

Now, Joe and I talked it over and..

...we wanna give you the 25,000 to..

...use as a down payment on your own gas station.

What?

[Boone] 'There you are.'

Thanks.

Uh, I don't understand.

Look, uh, we don't have too much use for $25,000.

But me and Al could sure use an extra $20 a week.

So we figured we'll give you the 25 grand

and in exchange, you give us $20 a week until we die.

What do you say?

[chuckles]

I don't know what to say.

Just say okay.

Okay.

Alright, then. It's settled.

[chuckles]

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Boy, am I glad that's all over with.

Yeah. Hmm.

Me too.

Poor Willie never even got to spend any of the dough.

Joe..

...what are you gonna do with all that money anyways?

I don't know. You wanna go to the movies?

I didn't mean right now. I mean..

- You know.. - No, I don't know. What?

Twenty years from now?

- So? - I don't know.

Maybe you wanna go out to the track

and bet on a couple races.

Too tired.

Maybe you ought to take some vitamins.

Now that we've got some money

we can afford to get some vitamins for you.

They don't do anything for you.

No, I hear they do.

They say they give you energy.

- Yeah? - That's what they say.

I don't know.

You know, for the first time in 15 years

I feel like I need a vacation.

Why don't we take some of that money

and go to Hawaii or Miami, some place nice like that?

[chuckles] Yeah?

Yeah. Why the hell not? Let's go out to Las Vegas.

Always had to be a $2 bettor.

Now I could do some real gambling

and you can get some rest.

Sounds good to me.

How do we get there?

I don't know. Plane, I guess.

I've never been on a plane before.

Neither have I.

So what? We're only young once.

[instrumental music]

How much money did you get?

Took along around 5000. Think that ought to be enough?

I think we'll be able to squeak by on that.

- Got everything in there? - Everything.

Got us clothes, underwear, everything.

Toothbrushes, everything we need.

And I picked these up for you.

- What's this? - Vitamins.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

To the airport.

Which one?

- The big one. - Kennedy?

[Joe] 'That's it.'

[instrumental music]

Well, that's it. We're on our way.

That's it?

You mean, you just buy the tickets and that's it?

That's it.

It's amazing.

Don't need no reservations or nothing?

I guess not.

What time do we have to be on the plane?

About three minutes, Al.

Three minutes?

Three minutes.

[rumbling]

[Al] 'What's that rumbling sound?'

[Joe] 'You asking me?'

[Al] 'Joe, the wings are shaking.'

[Joe] 'Just close your eyes and don't worry about it.'

[Al] 'Oh, my God.'

'Oh, God!'

'Oh, my God!'

'Oh, my God in heaven!'

[instrumental music]

Gentlemen.

Right this way, sir.

[music continues]

[music continues]

[indistinct chattering]

- Bet's on the eight. - Only a six here.

Nine. Nine up here.

Nine, nine up here, nine.

Only a six now.

Six to win.

Your roll now.

Ten! Ten the hard way.

Two fives the hard way, ten.

'Oh, here they go. Make your bets.'

'The line of six.'

'Six will win the money. Only a six.'

Do you under.. Do you understand any of this?

It looks the same like we used to play

during the First World War.

Except here, it looks a little more comfortable.

Only a six now. Six for a win.

Nine, nine, nine, upfield nine.

Could, uh, could we get $2,500 worth of chips, please?

[male #3] 'Change coming in.'

Only a six. Six will win.

Ten! Ten a pair. Fifteen, he's in.

Make sure that's right, will you?

- Change only. - You know what you're doin'?

- I think so. - 'Thirty five dollar here.'

'On the left.'

- Give him 2500 worth chips. - Okay, thanks.

Right.

Only a six, shooter.

Six to win. Here they roll.

Seven out! Nine away. No six. Seven out.

Last comes in. No one gets paid. Seven in.

- You lose then? - He lost, yeah.

Alright, here we go. A new shooter coming out.

- You'll be the shooter, sir. - I'll pass the dice.

[male #4] 'Alright. Which shooter's next?'

- What does that mean? I go? - Just pick up two and throw.

[male #4] 'Alright, here they go. Bet 'em now. Now's the time..'

- Ah! - I'll pick up two of the dice?

Yeah, just pick up two of the dice.

You need to make a bet, sir.

Oh, 100 on the line.

- Very good. - Throw 'em nice now.

- Just two? - Pick up two.

Two.

Alright, here they go.

- 'Let it roll.' - Alright.

- Shooter's coming now. - Throw 'em.

They roll, they go..

Five, five!

You, uh, you give odds on the five?

Three to two, sir.

I'd like to put another 200 on the five.

- Where do I do that? - You put your money here..

Okay. There you are.

Sir, you must hit the end rail every time you throw the dice.

- Must hit the end. - Oh, okay.

- I'm sorry. Yeah. - 'That's quite alright, sir.'

You gotta roll all the way down to hit that and come back?

- Right. - 'They roll again.'

- Same two dice? - Same two dice.

Shoot 'em right up, sir. Here we go.

'On the five. Five a win..'

'Eight. It is the eight.'

- What does eight mean? - Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.

Five is what we want.

A three and a two. A four and a one.

Coming out again. Bet 'em up.

Crap 11, 7. Now's the time.

- Get 'em down and roll. - Go five, Al.

Three and a two, and a four and one, I want a five.

- Five! - Five a winner..

That's a win now. Attaboy, Al!

[male #4] 'Twenty five dollar limit. Who else? Crap 11 now.'

- Okay. - 'One bet, high 11.'

Three hundred dollars on the lines

says my friend Al who throws 'em right.

- Throw it, Al. - 'Here they go. They roll.'

- I'm betting 300, Al. - Shooter coming out.

- Do it. - They roll. They go..

Seven winner!

'Winner seven. All working..'

We just won 300.

We're ahead about $600. Another 300.

[male #4] 'Coming out again! Let it roll!'

Another 300.

Seven a winner!

We're winning a fortune!

Look at this, a $500 chip.

Okay, another 500 on the line.

Another 500 on the line.

Roll that again. Here they go. They roll.

- Yo, 11! - 'Eleven!'

Eleven. Pretty good, Al.

Eleven.

A th-thousand dollars on the line.

Sir, this table has a $500 limit.

You must be kidding. What is this? A kid's game?

Well, you can make another bet in the field or come bet

or place bet, but $500 is all you can bet per number.

Okay, pal.

Five hundred on four.

Five hundred dollars each?

- Five, five. - Five hundred dollars, five.

- Five on a six. - Five hundred dollars, six.

- Five on the eight. - Five hundred on the eight.

- 'Five on the nine.' - 'Five hundred dollars, nine.'

- 'And five on the ten.' - 'You're set.'

Now, we've got everything covered.

- What do I do now? - Just throw the dice.

Just throw the dice and shut up.

And stay away from that seven.

- No seven, now. - Let's go.

'Five, five. No field. Five.'

Al, you're a genius.

I don't know what the hell I'm doin'.

Don't worry about it. You just throw those numbers.

- And let me handle this. - The point is five, shooter.

- Come on, five. - You need to make five to win.

- Let's see a five. - I've got to shoot for five?

Shoot just numbers. Five, four--

I'm just asking. A five or what?

Six, eight, anything but a seven.

- No sevens! - Anything. No seven!

- Five a winner! - Five! We got another five.

Attaboy, Al. Thousand dollars right there.

- Look at that. - Beautiful.

Okay! Come on, keep throwing those numbers.

- Where's the dice? - Let's have the bones.

The bones. Give the man the bones!

'He's got the bones.'

Throw the bones out!

- Wow! - 'Good.'

[male #4] 'Nine, nine, nine.'

Here we are. We get some more money.

'You throw the dice and I keep collecting money, Al.'

Put her right there. Right there. I don't wanna reach.

I don't wanna hurt myself. Here you are. How about that?

[laughing]

This is amazing.

- 'A..' - Number!

- 'Eight.' - Eight. This is crazy.

- How much are we ahead? - I can't lift it.

- Well, give me half of it. - No, no, no.

- You throw the dice. - 'Here they go. They roll.'

- 'They're in the air.' - Do it.

- 'Four the hard way!' - The hard way four.

Get some real money.

Here we are. We better put 'em in here.

Three red chips, any time. Another 1000.

Wanna give me another 1,000 for three red chips?

[laughing] I'm trying to be funny.

Boy, I bet Willie would have enjoyed all of this.

Yeah. Hey, Willie, I hope you're watching this.

What am I talking about?

He's probably setting it all up for us.

- Go ahead. Throw 'em. - 'Stack 'em up.'

- 'Again?' - Yes, again.

[male #4] 'Here they go. They roll.'

Do it!

Ten! Hard ten!

- Hard ten. - 'That's a win.'

Okay, Al, you collect the money. I'm tired.

[instrumental music]

I'll have cream cheese and jelly sandwich

on rye bread, sweetheart, and a cup of coffee, please.

Cream cheese and jelly? What would you like?

Let me see.

I'll have the same thing.

Alright. Thank you.

After we eat, do you wanna go to one of them

girlie shows they've got?

I don't know.

I'm getting kind of tired.

Yeah, me too.

I guess we're a little too old for this kind of nonsense.

[indistinct chatter]

Hello.

Oh, excuse me.

[instrumental music]

[music continues]

[music continues]

Why, I never dreamt that a place like this existed.

[male #5] 'You want a six now. Shoot a six.'

You got a six to make. Now, make a hard six.

- 'Shoot a six.' - What?

- 'Shootin' for six.' - Six is five and a one.

A four and two, a three and three.

- Five and one make six. - Six. Six out.

Wait-wait a minute, hold it.

Hold it, he says.

[clears throat]

Throw a six, Al.

Do anything you want, but throw a six.

- Six! Six! - Hey, hey, six.

Four and a two, three and three, five and one. Six, baby!

- Six! Six now. - Piece of cake!

Winner, six hard!

[all cheering and applauding]

'Hard way winner!'

I ain't, I ain't never, ever seen anything like this.

[laughing] That's good sentence structure.

Forty five here and 900 more here for the hard six.

Pretty good, huh? How much we got there?

I don't know. I stopped counting around 20 minutes ago.

And back then, I had more than 30 grand.

Thirty or thirteen?

Thirty, Al, and that was 20 minutes ago.

And that don't include the 11 grand from before.

[male #5] 'Got to bet now, they're coming out.'

- Jesus Christ. - I know.

You're coming out, same shooter.

Now you're gonna shoot 'em again, aren't you?

Hold it, hold it, hold it.

Uh, let's just go for one more roll

and then cash in our chips, and see what's going on, okay?

Okay, anything you say.

Would you take all the bets off the numbers, please?

- All your bets down. - Right.

Well, leave-leave 500 on the eight

and 500 on the six.

- Okay. - Off on the hard six too.

- Hard six off. - Hard six off.

Right.

Okay, Al, now you can throw 'em.

- Ready, folks? - Ready.

Seven, eleven, five and a two.

Six and one, and six and five are eleven, yipaa!

[male #5] 'Crap dice, crap dice, take the line.'

'Pay the don't side. Line away.'

Ah, here you go, gentlemen.

Buy yourselves some hats.

Thank you, sir.

Can I have a rack, please?

- 'The gentleman wants a rack.' - A rack for these chips.

- How much have we got? - I'll tell you later.

I mean, how much have we got? How much are we ahead?

Later, later, later.

- Ladle? - Later! Later.

I'll tell you later.

Okay. This totals $61,900.

- That's all? - That's all.

♪ Da da da dee

♪ Dum da dum ♪

We gotta get out of here right away.

What has that come to with what we won before?

A little over 73 grand.

This is serious stuff.

Some of them bums downstairs are gonna try and rob us

or the FBI will wanna know who the old guys are.

I read in the paper once where they hang out

in joints like this looking for crooks.

So what do we do?

We gotta get the money and the hell out of here.

May I help you?

Yes, um..

You see, me and my friend here

won a whole bunch of money at your crap tables here.

And we're looking for a little bag about so big

like one of those overnight bags or something like that

to take the money back home with us.

'Something with a lock on it if you've got it.'

In leather, I presume.

Leather sounds nice.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Remember us? - Oh, sure.

We came to pick up our money.

Here's our receipts.

If you gentlemen will wait a moment

I'll have a check drawn for you.

Uh, we'd, uh, we prefer it in cash if you can.

Well, normally when it is this amount

we do like to have a company check drawn.

'It's basically like a cashier's check.'

Yeah, well, we'd-we'd kind of like the cash instead.

Stuff some clothes in here.

[instrumental music]

- Here you are, kid. - Thank you, sir.

[music continues]

Maybe we should have spent the night.

I'm exhausted.

It didn't feel to me right back there.

Believe me, this is the best way.

You can get some sleep on the plane.

You kiddin'?

I could sooner fall asleep on a roller coaster.

I don't like them jets.

I don't trust no plane that ain't got propellers.

[groaning]

Ah.

[grunts]

[groans]

Oh!

You were great back there, Al.

Bet you them guys never saw nobody roll like that before.

You weren't doing too bad either, you know.

The way you kept moving them chips around, boy.

Yeah.

Feels like we've lived two lives.

One before the robbery, and one after.

[man on radio] 'The city budget continues to be the main point of contention'

between the mayor and city council president.'

'The mayor says the council's decision to spend'

'an additional $8 million for the budget was irresponsible.'

'There's been some movement in the investigation'

'of that bank robbery at Broadway'

'in 36th Street last Thursday.'

'Although the FBI isn't saying much'

'a source at the police department tells WINS'

'he wouldn't be surprised if there was a break'

'in the case of the three elderly men'

'who held up The Union Marine Bank.'

'He characterized the robbery as a job done by'

quote, a careless group of amateurs.'

What the hell are you talking about?

A careless group of amateurs.

Wake up, Al.

The cops just called us a bunch of amateurs.

I suppose you got to knock off a bank every other week

in order to get some respect from those jerks.

Al, wake up.

Al.

Al, wake up.

Al.

Al?

Joe. Hey, how you doing? Come on in.

Thanks.

- Where's Al? - He's at home.

I, um, I just came over to talk to you about some stuff.

Oh, sure, sure.

- Nothing wrong, is there? - No. No.

Oh!

Hello, Joe.

Hiya, beautiful.

Hi, Joe.

Hi.

Joe, you look kind of tired.

Would you like a cup of coffee or something?

No, thanks.

Well, if you already got some made.

Well, we got any coffee made, Kath?

No. It will only take a second though if you want some.

Yeah, thanks.

Sure.

Is there somewhere we can go to talk alone?

Sure. Yeah. Come on.

[laughing]

Come on. You three guys did that?

- Are you bullshitting me? - That's only the half of it.

Right after we buried Willie, me and your uncle took off

to Las Vegas for a couple hours

and cleaned those bums out for over 70,000.

Seventeen or seventy?

Seventy, 7-0.

Between the bank job and Vegas

it comes to a little over $107,000.

Jesus Christ.

Pete..

...Al's dead.

What?

Al died a couple of hours ago.

We came back from Las Vegas this afternoon.

We were real tired, Al especially.

'We didn't get any sleep since before the funeral.'

'What, with all the excitement and everything.'

'It must have been too much for him.'

Jesus.

'As soon as we got home, we both fell asleep right away.'

'I woke up and..'

'...he must have died in his sleep.'

[sighs]

[Kathy] 'Pete, coffee's ready.'

Alright, honey. We'll be up in a minute.

[Kathy] 'You want me to bring it down?'

It's alright. We'll be up soon.

[Kathy] 'Alright.'

Where is he?

I called Ryan's Funeral Parlor before I came over.

Everything is taken care of.

'Pete, I know this whole thing is gonna be rough on you'

but you gotta pull together and listen for a minute.

I need your help.

Okay. Go ahead.

When me, Al, and Willie did the bank job

we didn't know what the hell we were doing.

The whole thing was stupid.

We just ran in and did it.

Now I've been hearing stuff on the radio

and thinking about how we went about his thing.

I got a feeling that we loused up or something.

Fingerprints or some.. I don't know what.

But I got a feeling that we screwed up.

Now what I need from you, Pete

is somewhere to stash all this money

'cause there may be some trouble.

Well, I'm with you, Joe. Whatever I can do.

You got, you got one of them safety deposit boxes?

[sniffles] Yeah.

You think all this will fit in it?

Well..

...I guess I could squeeze it in.

You're a good kid, Pete.

I want you to take care of this right away.

The first thing in the morning.

But you gotta promise me, if anything should happen

you won't turn any of this dough over to the cops or anything.

Just bring you trouble, them bastards

will probably wind up taking all of it

thinking it was all stolen.

Alright, then.

I'm gonna get going.

Just remember no matter what happens

do exactly like I told you, Pete.

Don't worry about me, Joe.

I'll do just like you say.

Okay.

I'll see you at Ryan's in the morning then.

Okay.

[instrumental music]

[tires screeching]

[siren wailing]

[woman on radio] '1323, 1323, 484, report.'

That's it, boys. They got us.

Well, looks like I'm gonna be living a third life.

Did you plan the robbery, Mr. Harris?

Can you tell us where the money is?

[indistinct chatter]

What were you gonna do with..

What were you gonna do with all the money?

Hello, Mr. Harris. I'm Bob Jensen.

I-I've been asked to come down here and speak with you

because, well, somebody, uh, in Washington

thought they heard you might be a little reluctant

to cooperate with our men down here.

Excuse me for one second.

Maybe I could save you some of your valuable time.

Okay.

'Like I told your buddies here'

me and my two friends robbed the bank.

We did it and we buried the money

and I ain't ever gonna tell you where

'and you sure as hell ain't ever gonna find it on your own.'

So why don't you just lock me up

and forget all about this whole thing?

You'll be doing everybody a favor.

They tell me, Joe..

...that, uh, you don't have any record at all.

In fact, there's every indication that you've been

a law-abiding, productive member of your community since..

Well, let's face it, since a long time

before I learned how to walk.

'This, along with the fact that this whole incident'

has become a widely publicized social issue..

...has helped for a lot of forces, including ourselves

to rally to your support.

But, Joe, you're gonna have to meet us halfway on this.

Now I can't promise you..

...but if you can show us that you've changed your attitude

I think there's every indication that you'll be able to

walk away from this whole mess

and I mean scot-free.

You got an extra piece of gum?

So..

...what do you say, Joe?

Hmm?

I say, why don't you get the hell out of here?

You give me a headache.

Thanks for the gum.

[instrumental music]

- Inmate's name? - Joe Harris.

- Your name? - Pete McCaffrey.

Pete or Peter?

Well, I, I guess Peter.

Can I see some identification, please?

Sure.

Thanks.

Hiya, Pete.

Hi, Joe.

They're gonna make me go to lunch in about a minute

so we're gonna have to make this kind of short.

Kathy sends her love.

She wanted to come down to see you too

but we couldn't get nobody to watch the kids.

You didn't tell her about any of the stuff we talked about?

- Did you? - No, of course not.

Good.

I felt, I felt bad I couldn't go to Al's funeral.

Did it all go okay?

Yeah.

How do you like that lawyer they gave you?

Yeah. He's a nice kid.

- Yeah, I spoke with him. - What do you mean?

Well, I didn't tell him nothing but..

...we just talked about the case a little bit.

He says they're gonna be a lot tougher on you than you thought

if you don't give 'em back the money.

Yeah? Well, screw them.

I don't know, Joe.

Maybe you should just give 'em back the money from the robbery.

Forget it.

Al and Willie would both die if I gave that money back.

Besides, Pete..

...let me tell you something.

For the past couple of years, me, Al and Willie

all sat on that park bench and looked at each other.

Maybe a politician would come around

and talk to us at election time

but that was about it.

That was our life.

Here, I've got my own cell with a toilet and a sink.

Food's okay, and I'm feeling good.

As a matter of fact, they treat me like a king around here.

Everyone comes around to talk and they all wanna do me favors.

Pretty soon, they'll all wind up asking me where I hid the money.

They don't know it, but they're all older than me.

[footsteps approaching]

Alright, we're gonna have to wrap it up now.

Inside or out, I'm a prisoner either way.

So don't worry about me, Pete.

You just enjoy all your inheritance

and take care of Kathy and the kids.

Al would have really liked that.

[male #6] 'Okay. Let's get going.'

[instrumental music]

And besides..

...no tinhorn joint like this could ever hold me.

[music continues]

[music continues]