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Hi, I'm Alexis Fox from Issa X, and I'm here to give you all my love.

Mom.

Hey. So, I'm going to go visit Uncle Paul in the city. Can I use your car,

please?

Sure. Just let me go buy my purse, okay?

No, no, no, no. I just thought, you know, I could just see him on my own,

know, talk about guy stuff.

Don't be sexist, darling. You know I love to watch football like any other

out there.

I, you know, Mom, I, you know, sometimes guys just want to, you know, hang out

with other guys and, you know, whatnot, you know. But, hey, tomorrow, I'll send

you to spend the whole day together.

It doesn't have to be a big deal. You always overthink everything.

Oh, sweetheart.

You want to go to Uncle Paul to talk about your breakup?

You act like you don't know what it's like to have a heart broken.

It's not about Sarah.

Well, you know... Look, just because you're in college now doesn't mean you

can't talk to your mommy.

Listen, we share everything together.

No secrets.

I didn't think you and Uncle Paul were close anyway. He only comes around for

the holidays.

Look, I need to see him because he's a urologist. He said he would give me a

good deal if I can make an appointment with him.

Honey, are you sick?

I mean, go see the family doctor. He's covered under our insurance. Mom!

No.

Honey, Uncle Paul specializes in mature problems like infertility.

Are you trying to get someone pregnant?

No. Mom, please.

Look, I'm sorry. And I love you. I really do. And I feel like I could talk

you about pretty much anything.

But there's just some things I want to keep private in my life.

think you are? Do you think I'm made out of money? You think I'm going to give

your uncle hundreds of dollars to have him look at your pee pee?

Why do you think we never see him?

Your uncle is never going to give you a break.

He's always about money first and family second.

That's why he's off hot trotting around with his fancy car collection,

penthouse, and his brand new little girlfriend models all the time.

Seriously, who do you think is going to pay for this appointment?

Mom.

No, I just, I, I, I got a little, you know, um,

I, I just, you know, got a problem down, uh, down there.

You have an F2D?

No, I just have, I have a problem with, you know, keeping it erect.

Yep, so, can I see why it's a guy thing?

Oh, honey.

You're so young and learning your body. There's nothing wrong with you.

Well, Sarah seems to think so.

Sarah's a loser.

Mom, I... Listen, all you need to know is that you are the most kind,

compassionate, intelligent...

So drop dead gorgeous of a young man I've ever known.

And I'm not just saying that because you're my son either.

Listen, if Sarah isn't woman enough to wait for sex, then drop her.

She's not worthy.

Mom, you're never like any of my girlfriends.

Look, Uncle Paul says he just has to run a few tests so he can properly diagnose

me. I have to be there in 20 minutes, so I'm just going to get ready and go

there.

Oh, yeah. I remember all the tests that he ran on your father when he went to go

see him.

Wait till you see how much he's going to charge me.

Mom, I would get a job if you would just let me.

No, baby.

Your first year of college is the most important.

I want you to let Mommy help you.

Mom, I...

Listen, you're not broken. You're just a special young man. You have to learn to

listen to your body, okay? So close your eyes.

I'm your mother.

Okay? I'm not going to touch you inappropriately.

Breathe.

Close your eyes.

Look.

Close your eyes. Breathe nice and deep.

Deeply relax.

Go to that time where you used to go out on your boat.

Smell the water, the freshness of the salt in the air.

Feeling nice and relaxed.

Breathing deep.

Keep going nice and deep.

Let's say, baby, nice and relaxed.

Picturing yourself in that boat.

Now I want you to picture an unknown woman next to you in the boat.

You see her, you feel her breath.

She's rubbing your chest.

Nice long strokes.

You can feel her fingertips on your bare chest.

Feel the love strokes along your chest.

There you go.

Just imagine that a little bit.

Imagine her kissing you.

You don't have to worry about kissing back.

You just focus.

Focus on the feeling.

Okay.

Such a good boy.

I'm sorry.

Sweetheart. There's nothing to be sorry about.

See?

You're not broken.

I think you better cancel that appointment with your uncle.

No, look, I think I should still see him. Because, look, I can get hard for

Sarah every once in a while. I just can't, you know, keep it through sex.

Sometimes.

Well, yeah, I should still see him.

Honey, you're not the problem.

It's her.

She doesn't make you feel confident enough to make you comfortable.

That's why.

Mother, please.

Honey, you're just backed up, just like that time you were constipated, okay?

Look, I'm just going to unblock you. No, okay, Mom, you're going way too far.

I'm happy here. I know it's best.

I know you love me and you're doing to help me, but you're getting really,

really embarrassed.

Honey, damn.

Look, what's the little embarrassment between a mother and a son?

I used to embarrass you all the time as a boy.

So, it just goes along with the territory.

Okay?

Look, I want to call Uncle Paul and see if there's any way I can, like, pay for

the visit.

Look, I'm going to help you. So close your eyes and go back to the boat.

There you go.

Close your eyes.

back to that boat.

We can see her. I just need to get you more relaxed.

You're just not in the right state of mind.

Just forget about what's appropriate and what's not.

You're so close to me.

No one will ever understand our relationship.

You are everything to me.

Hush, little baby.

Don't say a word.

Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird.

And if that mockingbird don't sing...

Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring.

And if that diamond ring turns to brass,

Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass.

And if that looking glass gets broke,

Mama's gonna buy you a billy goat.

And if that billy goat won't pull,

mama's gonna buy you a cart and bull.

And if that cart and bull turn over,

Mama's gonna buy you a

dog named Rover.

And if that dog named Rover won't bark,

Mama's gonna buy you a horse and cart.

And if that horse and cart

And you'll be my sweetest boy in town.

Let mommy kiss it, just like I used to kiss your

boo -boos.

Mm.

Mm.

Doesn't mommy make you feel better?

See, you're such a good boy for mommy, aren't you?

Uh -huh.

hard for your mommy, do you?

Such a good boy.

Don't think too much just listen to your body

Amen.

Um...

You feel good?

Yes. Oh,

yes. Yes. Yes.

Putting your mommy like that.

Yes. What you're feeling now. Yes.

Oh, yes. Yes.

Yes.

his assistance or the appointment.

You're going to be fine here on out.

Okay?

Yeah.

I love you, baby.

I love you too, Mom.

Good job.

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