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Amitabha... Amitabha...

Eminent monk of the Song Dynasty Bhagavan Tathagata

meditated in reclusion for seven years in Ten Thousand Buddha Grotto,

gathering Heaven and Earth's righteous energy,

devoting himself to the creation of the nine stances of the Buddha's Palm,

reputed to be the supreme and unparalleled martial art.

Amitabha...

ALEX MAN AS KOO HON-WAN Master...

Why are you doing this? Why?

With champions from under Heaven all swarming to him in admiration,

the Bhagavan, his indulgence exhausted, became completely lost in his training,

his life pushed to the brink.

Hon-wan, this Blazing Cloud Battle Robe, take it and do what you will.

You must take good care of yourself from now on.

Master?

Master!

Master...

They killed you!

Master.

Master.

They've driven you to your death.

BUDDHA'S PALM

Having witnessed the Bhagavan's demise,

Koo Hon-wan, blinded by indignation, declared himself the Blazing Cloud Mad God,

and slaughtered his way through the martial arts world.

LIGHTING: CHAN FAN RECORDING: TSUI BING-KWONG

MAKE-UPI LAU KAI-SING, POON MAN-WAH COSTUMES: LIU CHI-YU

EDITING: SIU FUNG, MA CHUNG-YIU CINEMATOGRAPHYI WONG CHIT

ART DIRECTOR: CHAN KING-SAM PROPS: SHAM HIN-CHO, YU YIN-MAN

VISUAL EFFECTS: FILM MAGIC MUSIC: BOBBY CHAN

PRODUCTION MANAGER: VIRGINIA LOK UNIT MANAGER: LAU CHING-PANG

ACTION DESIGN: TANG TAK CHEUNG

BOOM! BANG! WHOOSH! POW! YAH!

Back then, only the Twin Bell and Rings, the Three Absolute Palms,

and the Myriad Swords Celestial could withstand the Mad God.

They met atop the heavenly mountain, Tengri Tagh, and after a fierce battle,

the five devils vanished from the world.

MYRIAD SWORDS CELESTIAL THE HEAVENLY CRIPPLE

In the blink of an eye, twenty years have passed.

At Nine-Tasseled Flying Bell's ancestral home, Mount Mirage Villa,

events being to stir once more.

PAUL CHE AS SKINNY LOUT, TSUI YU-NAI

Mmm, good stuff!

CHIANG KAM AS FAT LOUT, TSUI YU-SHA

What is it?

- Check it out. - Hey, let's have a bit of fun with him.

Hey, hey!

Go!

Li'| Martial Brother, I sure feel sorry for you.

Martial Brother, what happened for you to feel so sorry for him? Eh?

Martial Sister's getting married.

Oh, Lung Kim-fei! Congratulations are in order, then!

Uh-uh... he's not the groom, though. Heart-of-Ice-in-White is!

Oh, dear! That really is too bad.

So, first his face gets all scratched up, and now his lover doesn't want him.

DEREK YEE AS LUNG KIM-FEI Martial Sister, she'd never do that!

Martial Sister?

Martial Sister?

Martial Sister? Martial Sister?

CANDICE YU AS BLONDE-IN-CRIMSON-SILK Kim-fei...

Martial Sister, they're saying you and that Heart-of-Ice-in-White are...

- Go back inside. - Yes.

Kim-fei... I know you treat me very well.

What happened to your face was all because of me.

But as you know,

the reputation of our Nu River Sect worsens with each passing day.

What's more, Father hopes...

He hopes we will gain Young Master Au-yeung's favor.

Then, we will not fear our nemesis, the Golden Robes.

In other words, Master is using you as a bargaining tool?

Even if I was to disobey Father and marry you instead,

how will you defeat the Golden Robes, tell me?

I'll sacrifice the other half of my face!

Kim-fei...

Martial Sister, tell me this, then, do you actually love that Heart-of-lce?

You still don't understand? I have no choice in the matter!

Ah, what's wrong with you? These are for our guests.

- I'll get a right earful if I spill it. - Let me take it in.

Young Master Au-yeung, you are much too kind.

You flatter me! You're the one who's too kind.

What are these small tokens of gratitude but trifles?

Your tea!

KU KUAN-CHUNG AS HEART-OF-ICE-IN-WHITE

Stand down!

So the Lau residence is home to crouching tigers and hidden dragons?

CHING MIAO AS LORD OF MIRAGE VILLAGE Kim-fei, such impudence!

You fail to know your place!

What's happening?

Great men show great mercy. Think nothing of this boy!

Lung Kim-fei, you just keep going at him. What's the point?

Tell me, how are you any match for Heart-of-Ice-in-White?

Be careful now! Ow! Kicked again.

Yikes! That kick sure got you good.

I can't believe he got saved by some kind of monster.

Talk about a close call!

Elder, your junior before you...

Lung Kim-fei, one close call doesn't mean your luck won't run out.

This old-timer's not easy to get along with.

Why'd you save me? Now everyone's bullying me!

Look how that old geezer treated me! Martial Sister has ditched me as well.

Whoa! How are we so high up?

What's with you? Think you're so smart for saving me?

Like I need you to save me! Get lost! Scram! Scram!

Why did you save me? If you're gonna humiliate me, just let me die!

Do you desperately want to die? I refuse to grant your wish!

- Like I need you to grant it! My death... - Silence!

The reason I deny you death for now is so I can make you my disciple.

Elder, you're making a mistake. I'm bad at martial arts and I'm stupid...

It's because you're stupid!

I need to wake you up.

- First, accept me as your master. - I already have a master.

You won't do it?

- You really won't? - I won't!

Fine! Fine...

- I take it you must be starving. - A little.

Then, come with me.

ISOLATION GROTTO

Good boy, DOPQY- Off you go.

Hey, what kinda martial arts do you wanna teach me anyway?

That created by my master Bhagavan Tathagata: Buddha's Palm.

Buddha's Palm? That means you, Elder, are the Blazing Cloud Mad God.

That's impossible. Aren't you dead already?

Dead?

The Blazing Cloud Mad God cannot die so easily!

Koo Hon-wan shall never yield to anyone!

Isn't that right, Dopey?

Still raw...

You're bananas!

So... so what happened to your eyes?

My Eyes?

I've been blind for over a decade.

Today, I am in good spirits, so I have no qualms telling you.

Dopey, pay attention!

Back when I still roamed the land,

I never encountered a worthy adversary, for only I knew the Buddha's Palm.

At the Battle of Tengri Tagh,

The Twin Bell and Rings, the Three Absolute Palms,

and the Heavenly Cripple ambushed me!

They threw me over the mountain cliff.

I was gravely wounded,

and I had lost sight in my eyes!

CHEN SZU-CHIA AS NINE-TASSELLED FLYING BELL

Eventually... Eventually, I could bear no more.

PAVILION TO THE HEAVENS

Fortunately, an unknown woman came to my rescue.

Afterwards... we spent our days together.

Initially, I was indebted to her.

But then I discovered her identity, becoming convinced she meant me harm!

In my rage... I drove her away!

Nine-Tasseled Flying Bell, begone!

Begone. Away with you!

Lau Piu-piu? Isn't she my master's sister?

Then, is she still at Mount Mirage Villa?

For as long as I've been with my master, I've never even seen her.

I heard it's been decades since she disappeared.

Decades...

Decades...

Very well. Very well, then.

Lung Kim-fei, I will teach you the Buddha's Palm!

I don't wanna learn it.

You don't? Why not?

No reason. I'm gonna go check on Dopey.

Don't move!

Running away?

This stance is called "Emergence of Buddha's Light".

And now you know the Buddha's Palm, stupid one.

- Elder, teach me some more! - And why should I teach you?

How many pleaded with me to teach them on Tengri Tagh back in the day?

I didn't even bat an eye at them!

It's because you didn't want to learn that made me want to teach you.

- Sir, I want to learn more stances. - You will.

But what a shame.

MY eyes!

Otherwise, I could pass on to you all eight stances of the Buddha's Palm.

Ah... We can heal your eyes with the Spawn of the Golden Dragon.

- How do you know that? - My master told me about it.

I heard that over the next few days the Purple Dragon Cave opens up.

Elder, why don't I get it for you?

Are you taking pity on me?

Are you that skilled in martial arts now?

Going to the Purple Dragon Cave is like entering the jaws of death.

Elder?

Elder, I'm not afraid. Let me go get it for you.

Why are you following me?

You'd better quickly master the "Emergence of Buddha's Light".

Otherwise, I will turn you inside-out!

Dopey! Keep an eye on him. Don't let him slack off.

Actually, the old-timer did not let Kim-fei go for his own good.

Right, I guess I'll have to sneak off, then.

PURPLE DRAGON COUNTRY

What's taking so long? What's going on?

Big Sis? How much longer before the Spawn of the Golden Dragon comes out?

I don't know. Master said midnight on the night of a full moon.

It won't be long now.

They say the Purple Dragon Cave spits out a pearl every 99 years.

The Spawn of the Golden Dragon within it can cure all poisons.

Needless to say, every school and sect is hereto make off with it.

Kim-fei's walking right into a death trap.

Be a good boy and go home. Go!

Dopey sure is a big dope! How can he be such a klutz?

Are you kidding me?

Martial Sister? Martial Sister?

- What are you doing here? - Don't act so familiar with us!

I'm Kau Yuk-kuen, she's Kau Yuk-wah. Who's your martial sister now?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Whoa, it's coming out! It's coming out! It's coming!

Hey, not so fast! Outta the way! It's mine!

This is the Spawn of the Golden Dragon and the Golden Dragon Slayer.

What are you waiting for?

Hold on! That's mine! Come back! Come back!

KARA WAI AS KAU YUK-KUEN

Big Sis, how will we heal Master's face now?

CANDICE YU AS KAU YUK-WAH

- We failed to get it. - I don't know what to do either.

Damn. We won't hear the end of it from Master this time.

When sprayed with purple dragon blood, wash it off with water and...

Wow! Your skin becomes glowing and so smooth.

What a makeover!

Well, good for you.

At the expense of those sisters Yuk-wah and Yuk-kuen, though!

Uncle? Are there any scars on my face?

Scars, scars... Not a scar in sight!

How scar-fetched! You're crazy!

East... Island... Paragon...!

My boy, one look at you, and I know you're clambering to cross this bridge.

Elder, you've got it wrong. I'll let you cross first.

You'll let me? All my life, I've hated people doing that for me!

So you're calling me, the East Island Paragon, useless, huh?

- No, Elder, that's not what I meant. - Huh? And what you say goes now?

So you're making fun of my martial arts and insulting my intelligence!

MY b0)', do you yield?

Do I look like I need you "to let me"? Let me teach you something.

"True can be false, and false can be true." Got it?

Got it. Thank you, Elder, for your guidance.

Be careful!

Oh, where'd it go?

It's over there.

Thank you very much!

Alright, try this! Take this!

Oh, no! No more, no more, no more, no more!

- Elder, I'll take this! - Uh-uh! Don't leave just yet!

Did Old Mad teach you that three-legged cat kung fu of yours?

- Is he your master? - What's it to you? Don't come any closer!

Ah! Look at that face of yours. Dull as wood, dull as wood.

You've got a pretty good knack for martial arts, though.

I tell you, the number of people who can last ten moves from me is...

Nine nines are 81 You're the 81st!

Uncanny! Uncanny!

One look at you, and your resemblance to me is uncanny.

I look like you? How's that?

Now, you have a pair of eyes, I have a pair of eyes.

You have a nose, I also have a nose.

- Pfft! So does everyone else! - Bah!

If I say you look like me, you look like me!

You've really caught my eye. I'm making you my disciple!

- Like I wanna be your disciple? - I want that!

I already have a master.

Now, let me show you some real kung fu. Step aside.

I chop! I chop! | ChQP, Chop, chop!

I chop from the top! I chop from the bottom!

I chop from the right and the left! I chop from the front and the back!

I chop! I chop! | ChQP, Chop, chop!

Anyone can do that.

Whoa! Why's it so windy?

Ah! I'm not done, and the shitter's collapsed!

What the hell was all that chopping?

That was just some two-bit kung fu.

I think I'm still qualified to be your master.

From now on, you are my one true disciple.

Alright, on your feet.

Now, this master likes to wait for his food to get cold.

I'll teach you the Seven-Whirl Chop for sure.

But next time. Next time you see me, remember to remind me, yeah?

East... Island... Paragon...!

Is he for real?

East... Island... Paragon...!

Dopey? Stop it!

Hey! I'm back, Dopey!

Elder, I've come back with the Spawn of the Golden Dragon.

You think you're so smart bringing that back here?

You little monsters, going to the Purple Dragon Cave without my consent!

I have to punish you.

Master, please forgive me.

"Master"?

You're willing to call me "master" now?

Master, what's this thing?

I think it's the Golden Dragon Slayer.

There is nothing it cannot vanquish.

You must wield it wisely.

Go see why Dopey is making such a racket.

Dopey, watch out! Leave it to me!

I'll deal with this.

Master, the Spawn of the Golden Dragon has come out. I'll heal your eye.

Since Lung Kim-fei's encounter with the Seven-Whirl Chop,

word spread throughout the land that the Mad God had re-emerged.

Eh? It's the Undivinable Flying Rings, Suen Bik-ling!

Even she's received the news by carrier pigeon.

She's gonna be too busy weeping to do any sleeping.

BLAZING CLOUD MAD GOD RE-EMERGES

But wait, there's more!

Having heard the news,

the Myriad Swords Celestial, long since withdrawn from the world,

madly beats the Magic Drum to coerce his daughter.

Hmm... how can he be so cruel? Just what's going on here?

No! I promise I'll do it.

Retrieve the Profound Yin Manual for me at once!

Welcome back the Patriarch on his withdrawal from reclusion!

Welcome back the Patriarch on his withdrawal from reclusion!

PROFOUND YIN TEMPLE

LUNG TIEN-HSIANG AS THE THREE ABSOLUTE THUNDERBOLT PALMS

Since I entered into reclusion,

our cult's affairs have largely been handled by Brother Mung Kau-yu here.

I hear our cult has already appointed its new chieftain.

I wonder which one of you it is.

It is Senior Disciple of Lion-slay Lodge, Au-yeung Ho.

Disciple Au-yeung Ho pays his respects to the grandmaster.

Au-yeung Ho, come forward. I wish to test your mettle.

Thank you, Grandmaster, for your instruction.

Show yourself!

If you want this back, try and catch me!

With me!

MYRIAD SWORDS SCHOOL

I've brought it back.

It's been a long time, old friend!

Why did you steal my Profound Yin Manual?

You can blame that on my mischievous daughter.

Many, many apologies. Return it to him.

Let's leave.

Little Dragon Maiden has wronged her uncle. May Uncle forgive his young niece.

Stand up.

Will Uncle please sit down and have some wine?

Profound Yin Patriarch...

Those Three Absolute Thunderbolt Palms of yours,

they continue to improve all the time.

You lured me here just to say such insane things?

Of course not! We haven't seen each other for such a long time.

I merely wish to test our martial arts.

Can my Divine Heavenly Crippling withstand your Three Absolute Palms?

The entirety of my reclusion was spent deep in spiritual cultivation.

This old man rejected the mundane world long ago,

but if someone were to cross me, exceptions shall be made!

Perfectly reasonable, perfectly reasonable.

Then I shall part the curtains and reveal all.

The Blazing Cloud Mad God has recently re-emerged.

- You wish to join forces to defeat him? -Indeed.

Otherwise, how can we possibly maintain our current reputations?

All those years ago, I made a fateful decision,

one which I still regret to this very day.

I feel reconciliation is better than conflict.

Why not allow this old man to act as mediator?

Know your place!

I merely wish to convert enmity into goodwill.

If we cannot agree, there is nothing left to be said. Begone!

Patriarch?

A disciple betraying his master?

The Celestial Lord's skills are without equal under Heaven.

Your nephew shall have the Profound Yin rally under the Myriad Swords!

What a total good-for-nothing disciple!

The Three Absolute Palms died such a wrongful death.

I bet he doesn't read many wuxia novels.

Like they say, your closest friend is also your most dangerous enemy.

However, there's no way all the good guys in the world are dead.

Now, take Lung Kim-fei, for example.

Not only has he mastered the eight stances of the Buddha's Palm,

he's also been adopted by the Mad God as his godson.

My respects to you, Godfather!

Very well, very well.

Dopey, I have a son now!

Kim-fei, you must remain vigilant after descending the mountain this time.

Remember these two things.

One, you must find Lau Piu-piu.

Two, avenge me for the Battle of Tengri Tagh.

Understood. Godfather, take care of yourself.

Go now.

Unbelievable! You two are utterly useless!

Having something stolen before your very eyes?

How much longer before my face is healed?

Go retrieve the Ever-Faceted Pearl Orchid from the Profound Yin Cult!

Don't come back without it!

Eh? Yuk-wah and Yuk-kuen are ensnared by the Four Demons of Zu Mountain

and their Sound Wave Kung Fu.

They must be harboring evil intentions towards them!

On their way to retrieve the Ever-Faceted Pearl Orchid

for their master Suen Bik-ling, the two sisters run into four devils.

What a rip!

Whether by coincidence or by chance,

or by fate which draws people together even thousands of miles away,

as soon as Lung Kim-fei descends the mountain,

he runs into the sisters Yuk-wah and Yuk-kuen.

Quit gawking! Go save them!

Four against one, how unfair's that?

Hooray! Out comes the Golden Dragon Slayer and they're all smashed to pieces!

Big Sis, we'd better get out of here! We might not get another chance.

He saved us, how can we just leave him and run?

Big Sis, we need to stay alive to get the Ever-Faceted Pearl Orchid,

or else Master will be angry with us again.

Suit yourself. You wanna stay, stay here all you want.

If anything happens, don't say I didn't warn you!

Now, this is where the Profound Yin Cult keep the Ever-Faceted Pearl Orchid.

FIVE ELEMENTS PALACE

Big Sis, it's the Ever-Faceted Pearl Orchid!

Here, traps abound, and dangers lie in your wake.

In particular, this Golden Buddha and the Exquisite Heavenly Water Shroud

are especially mysterious and unfathomable.

Big Sis, what now?

Big Sis, what do we do now?

- No matter what, I must get it. - Wait, Big Sis! Big Sis?

Are you alright?

Fair maiden, this is yours.

- You are...? - Now's not the time. Let's get out.

FROM RICH AMBIANCE SPRINGS TALENT

Great hero, we truly owe you our thanks. May I ask you for your noble name?

The maiden is too kind. I am Lung Kim-fei.

Hero Lung, your face is different from when we first met. How come?

- It's because... - Hey, Big Sis?

Why not invite him over and you can chat all you want?

Let's move already!

This is the place.

FRIGID MIST TERRACE

- Ah, Hero Lung? - Hmm? What is it, Maid Kau?

My master has an awfully strange temper. Just be mindful when speaking to her.

I understand. She can't be any stranger than my master.

That's right! What's there to be scared of?

Hero Lung got us the Ever-Faceted Pearl Orchid.

Master will treat him as a guest of honor for sure!

How could she bear to tell him off?

What are you waiting for? Get moving!

Master? Big Sis and I are back!

My respects to you, Master.

Since you dare return to face me,

I take it you have retrieved the Ever-Faceted Pearl Orchid?

No, Master. We didn't get it.

Yuk-kuen...

But we brought back the person who did get the Ever-Faceted Pearl Orchid.

Big Sis, tell Hero Lung to give the pearl orchid to Master.

MAD GOD'S APOSTLE

"Mad God's Apostle"?

Your junior Lung Kim-fei pays his respects to you, Elder.

Hero Lung, you have my thanks. Please rest over there.

Who is the Blazing Cloud Mad God to you?

He is my godfather.

- Master? - Master!

Master, I knew he wasn't a good guy the moment I saw him.

Why not let me kill him?

You little imp, you can stop with your tricks.

You're just trying to stop me from activating the traps!

Elder, who are you supposed to be, then?

I am none other than the Undivinable Flying Rings, Suen Bik-ling.

The road to Heaven, you dare not tread. To boundless Hell, you now have fled!

- Time to die! - No!

Master, he may be the Mad God's godson, but he did treat us with kindness.

How can you...?

It was by his godfather's hand that my face became like this!

I must kill him!

Damn it. Master insists that I help her heal her face.

I won't be able to save Brother Lung.

I wonder how Yuk-kuen is doing.

Master?

Master, now the Ever-Faceted Pearl Orchid has healed your face.

- Who knew you were so beautiful? - Right.

No wonder so many infatuated suitors fought to the death over you!

Enough of your flattery, you two.

I shall not forget your help.

Master, I actually hate that Lung Kim-fei so much.

But he still helped a little bit in making Master so beautiful.

That's right. Lung Kim-fei's suffered so much physical torture already.

Why not deactivate the freezing mist and poison gas?

If you don't, he might die in a few hours.

My affairs are not yours to judge! I will have my revenge!

- Yes, understood. - Yes.

Master, I'm going to inspect the traps.

Hold it there!

Hand over your keys to the Reincarnation Prison.

Here.

Go down the mountain at once, and if anyone comes looking for Lung Kim-fei,

send me a signal immediately.

Yuk-wah, pay attention!

You are not allowed to leave without my permission.

Understood, Master.

Lucky Big Sis wasn't a dummy for once. She gave me her keys!

Hero Lung? Hero Lung? Are you alright, Hero Lung?

Oh, it's been jammed with the Golden Dragon Slayer.

No wonder Lung Kim-fei isn't dead yet.

- Master, what's going on? - Lung Kim-fei may have escaped.

- Go and see what's happening! - Yes.

Get up.

Let's jump UP!

You alright?

How are you?

I've succumbed to your Frigid Mist Venom.

Then suppress your qi.

Cut the crap! Master's on her way!

You two better come out now! If I catch you, you're dead!

Lung Kim-fei, the Reincarnation Prison didn't finish you.

Let's see where you run this time! Who's there?

East... Island... Paragon...!

- You can't go inside! - Stay out! Hold it right there!

Suen Bik-ling, do you have my Li'| Disciple?

Damnable Taoist! You and I are like rivers that never converge.

What the hell are you up to, at this late hour?

Hey, you jumbled your words.

Hell is specifically down below, so how can I be "up" to it?

East Island Paragon, it's actually good that you're here.

I can offer you a business opportunity today.

Huh? "Business"?

Oh, perhaps you want me to pray for your departed soul?

Not mine! I am yet to be so fortunate.

But the soul of the Blazing Cloud Mad God's godson, Lung Kim-fei.

Huh? "Lung Kim-fei"?

Ah! You must have caused his death!

No wonder my eyes have been twitching, ears ringing, and heart hurting!

- Ah, so this is why! - So what if it is?

Maid Yuk-wah, whether she's dead or alive, we still need to find Maid Yuk-kuen.

- ls there another way out of here? - Well, I guess there is.

It's really dangerous, though. With your injuries...

My injuries are nothing serious. Let's go together.

Forcing people to be your disciple again?

Hey, it's not like that at all. Lung Kim-fei is my one true disciple.

Something you'll never have to worry about, Suen Bik-ling.

That's true. Take a look.

There'd be nothing left of you if you fell from up here.

Something I'll never have to worry about.

Knock on wood and wash your mouth out!

That Li'| Disciple of mine has the luck of the Heavens!

His time won't come so soon.

I bid you farewell. Down I must go.

East... Island... Paragon...!

Li'| Disciple? Li'| Disciple, where are you?

If you're a ghost now, you can come and haunt me!

- It's Master, I'm here! - Elder? What are you doing here?

Ah! Li'| Disciple!

Li'| Disciple, I knew you'd still be alive.

The old witch said she knocked you off the mountain.

She knocked someone off the mountain, but it wasn't me, it was her sister.

Huh? Her and me? You and her sister?

- What are you on about? - It's like this, Venerable Elder.

My little sister put on his battle robe, acting as his stand-in.

That's why Master knocked her off the mountain.

We've searched everywhere, but still can't find her.

Isn't this cauldron one of ours? Yuk-kuen must be nearby.

Ah! Like I said, don't bother looking.

If I haven't found her, that's proof she's not dead.

Mount Mirage Villa isn't far. Why don't we put together a search party?

Better than being befuddled, am I right?

In that case, let's go. Time is of the essence.

- Then, let's make tracks! - Mount Mirage Villa?

Hey, get a move on! Any later and it'll be for nothing!

Not one of them got it right.

Yuk-kuen actually got snatched up by Dopey.

Dopey, you need to stop bringing rubbish home.

Throw it away! Throw it away!

Get lost!

You old fossil, even a beast knows to come to one's rescue!

Are you even human?

Do you know the reason Dopey brought you back here?

What other reason is there?

- My life isn't over yet. - Wrong!

It's because the robe you wear is my godson's Blazing Cloud Battle Robe.

Then you're the Blazing Cloud Mad God?

Is that who I am, Dopey?

So, you're not a complete idiot.

This is perfect. Lung Kim-fei's been taken by my master. Hurry and save him!

He's in grave danger. Are you even listening to me?

Lung Kim-fei's in grave danger. Don't you get it?

Who's your master?

The Undivinable Flying Rings, Suen Bik-ling.

- Suen Bik-ling? - Yes.

Twenty years!

Twenty years, Dopey!

Venerable Elder?

Venerable Elder? Venerable Elder?

Suen Bik-ling...

I don't care about your twenty years. Are you going to save him?

I am in the middle of training. You expect me to just leave?

If you won't save him, tell Dopey to take me back!

Idiot! You think you can defeat your master with your abilities?

You...

Stay here.

Stay here and do what?

I wish to teach you four stances of the Buddha's Palm.

"Buddha's Palm"? Are you really going to?

If you're capable of learning.

Thank you, Dopey.

Thank you, Dopey. Good boy.

How many stances does the Buddha's Palm have?

There are eight.

Why are you being so stingy and teaching me only four stances?

- What about the rest? - Greedy!

You're a girl. You can only learn four of the stances.

Only four of them?

Better than nothing. Teach me, then!

Until you address me as 'master', how can I teach you?

My respects to you, Master!

What are you doing? Such a busybody!

- Congratulations, Patriarch! - Congratulations, Patriarch!

Lau Ming-ang ultimately did marry Heart-of-Ice-in-White.

Today is her son's one-month celebration.

Lung Kim-fei finds himself at Mount Mirage Villa once more.

What is he feeling right now?

Congratulations, Senior Brother, on the birth of your grandson!

Uh... You honor us with your presence.

You bring great glory here to Mount Mirage Villa!

Who might you be, good sir?

I do not recall your name appearing on today's list of guests.

Coming and going, neither going or coming.

I, the East Island Paragon, am never invited to anything.

- And who the hell are you? - Pardon my manners.

Senior Disciple of the Profound Yin Cult's Three Absolute Palms,

- Au-yeung Ho at your service. - Oh! You truly live up to your name.

You're a totally cold-blooded beast!

Going by your damn face, you've gotta be Heart-of-Ice-in-White.

Damn you, old devil... listen to me.

My Grandmaster is the Three Absolute Palms of the One Mad, Twin Bell and Rings...

Ah! Listen to him dropping names now!

Let me tell you something.

If I hadn't been late to the Mount Tai Sword Congress back in the day,

the One Mad, Twin Bell and Rings, and Three Absolute Palms

would be the One East, Two Mad, and Three Flying Fairies.

As if a little cuckold like you would even be here now!

How dare you!

Eh? You want to fight? I'll find someone to play with you!

Li'| Disciple, go for it.

- What is your name? - Mad God's Apostle.

Ming-ang? Come, take shelter inside. Take shelter.

The more I look at her, the more that broad looks like you.

- Kim-fei? - Martial Sister.

So it really is you.

- But why are you...? - It's like this.

After I fell off the mountain, the Blazing Cloud Mad God rescued me.

Otherwise, I wouldn't be here looking at you right now.

So that's what happened. He's still my husband, though.

Please spare him out of respect for me.

I'm not here for revenge. I came to find someone.

Hold it right there! Quit running!

Who is she? Why are you talking to her so much?

I am his Martial Sister, Blonde-in-Crimson-Silk, Lau Ming-ang.

Hurry up and spill the beans!

Now, you said it yourself, you captured the girl in the Blazing Cloud Battle Robe.

- Where is she now? - Don't know!

"Don't know"? Spit it out! Where is she?

It's really far away!

We're still going, even if it's far away. Move it! Take me there now!

- Kim-fei? - Hey, why aren't you leaving?

Ah! That's right.

Maybe you should handle this yourselves. Something's come up, I need to go.

If you need anything, I'll definitely come, but I may be a tiny bit late.

East... Island... Paragon...!

Hey, Au-yeung Ho! Where are you keeping my sister?

- We've been walking around for ages! - Just up ahead.

How many times have you said that? Keep this up and I won't be so nice!

- I don't believe you. - Move!

I'm the only one who knows where her baby sister is.

If I die, I'm taking that with me to the grave!

Brother Lung, don't listen to him. Be wary of any trickery.

Hero Lung, you've been restraining me for so long, even you must be tired.

Let go of me.

Ah! You're both such skilled martial artists.

How far would I even get? I'm just thinking of him.

Alright. Let me get some rope first. Don't let go of him!

Hero Lung, let go of me. We can both relax a bit, then.

How can you be scared of me?

Why did he suddenly stop breathing?

With him dead, how will we ever find Yuk-kuen?

I told you not to let go of him! You're such a bleeding heart.

Maybe I locked his pressure point too long. I'll get some water.

He'd gone cold and stopped breathing. How did he do that?

Master told me that those who know Cuckold Kung Fu

can seal their own energy meridians.

No wonder. Tricked by him again!

He can't have gone far. Let's head back to Mount Mirage Villa.

Right, let's go!

But returning to Mount Mirage Villa, they find corpses strewn everywhere.

All the victims had died strange deaths.

How terrifying!

Who could be so cruel and ruthless?

- Martial Sister? - Maid Lau?

Maid Lau...

Are you alright?

Martial Sister? Martial Sister?

- Who committed such violence? - It was...

- ...the Profound Yin Cult. - Unbelievable!

How could they be so cruel even to children?

Lung Kim-fei, there's no need to hide.

We, the eight major factions, have the place surrounded!

That's right! Lung Kim-fei, be a man! If it was you, why not just admit it?

Yeah! Even if it wasn't you, we want you to admit to it anyway!

H Ah! ey' What's QOinQ on'>

- What do they want him to admit to? - How the hell should I know?

- Why are you even here, then? - Why are you here?

- Lung Kim-fei? - Lung Kim-fei, you better come out now!

Martial Sister? Martial Sister? Martial Sister?

- Come out! - Come out and face us!

- Come out and face us! - Esteemed elders...

From what you're saying, there seems to be a misunderstanding.

What misunderstanding? See for yourself!

"At Tengri Tagh, a long-time feud was born.

"Unsought vengeance is an affront to the Mad God."

This is all...

Lung Kim-fei, you have nothing left to say!

It was him!

As the Mad God's Apostle, you dare dishonor your master?

The evidence is clear, you can't deny it anymore!

That's right! Hey!

We don't need to play nice with them anymore!

- Kill Lung Kim-fei! Attack! - No, wait!

Master, please explain it to them.

Silence! I won't have unfilial disciples like you!

Master, even on pain of death, I must say that Brother Lung was framed!

Fine! Then you'll be the first to die.

My sect needs to be purged!

You and the baby stand back.

How dare you?

Yuk-wah, go back inside!

Yuk-kuen?

- Big Sis? - Yuk-kuen!

What happened when you fell from the mountain?

I was rescued by my master!

He even taught me four Buddha's Palm stances!

- Really? - Yeah!

- Looks like everyone's here. - He gets mad easily!

So, which one of you humiliates my disciple like this? Huh?

You old devil, now you finally show yourself?

You two, move aside!

I will have revenge for you ruining my face!

Master?

You two traitors, whose side are you on?

Master, if you must spill blood today, forgive your disciple for being unfilial.

Fine! I will kill each and every one of you!

- Martial Brother, let me help you. - Do you truly have that in you?

Then, I need to see if for myself.

All of you, move aside.

Now the Mad God's here, they'll start going at it.

Ain't that the truth?

Last time, they got me on the mouth and it still isn't healed!

The way I see it, the best option is to cut and run.

I'm going, then! Hey, hey, hey!

Mad God, I know you're devious and cunning!

Comrades, I shall guard the front gate!

- Make sure they don't get away! - Eh? Me?

- I shall guard the south! - You, too?

- I shall guard the east! - He's going as well?

Hey, where should we guard?

- Us? - Yeah.

You're guarding here, of course!

Amitabha... Amitabha...

Audience with Ten Thousand Buddhas!

Master, show them mercy!

Suen Bik-ling, why do you pursue our twenty-year grievance,

in the face of a new generation?

This animosity from the past,

I, Koo Hon-wan, can write it off in a single stroke! What about you?

But who shall be held responsible for the lives lost here today?

Leave this matter of bloodshed to me.

If Kim-fei is the culprit, I will punish him.

But I believe he'd never commit such an act!

Master, it had nothing to do with Brother Lung.

Even so, if you keep on fighting, you'll be the one who loses out, Master.

It's true!

East... Island... Paragon...!

I thought we were buddies.

You know I'm always late, and you didn't wait for me?

Ah... Old Mad, your powers now strike a chord all their own.

And they sound just like a fairy farting!

A stumble may prevent a fall.

- I wasn't even using my full strength. - Huh? You...

Hey, Suen Bik-ling, our combined age is over 200 years.

What's the point of having a row?

Now, don't say I'm singling you out, but losing means admitting defeat.

This is one bitter pill I think you've got to swallow, right?

Since you put it that way... fine.

Let's say I lost, then.

Old Mad, tonight, I invite you to the Reincarnation Prison to celebrate.

Stand up!

Very well. Very well, then!

Yuk-kuen...

The baby has internal injuries.

Have Dopey take him back for a bath in the Isolation Grotto's ice pool.

Big Sis, leave him to me.

Be good now.

Dopey, be careful.

Ha! Who knew that the decades-old grievances of the martial arts world

would all be resolved with the Mad God's "Audience with Ten Thousand Buddhas"?

A pleasure to see you once again.

More, more...

Have another drink.

Exactly. Wetting your whistles better than fighting to the death any time.

But alas, just as the moon waxes and wanes,

events of this mortal coil are often difficult to predict.

Master? Master?

- Master? - Master, are you alright?

Master, don't die!

Master? Master?

- Master! - How did she die?

Master?

He)'. What's going on? What's happening?

Oh, she's dead?

Master, what kind of hidden weapon is this?

Ah! From my experience wandering the land,

I can tell you that this is called a Silver Thunderbolt.

This kind of Silver Thunderbolt,

apart from the evil Heavenly Fragrance Cult and the Myriad Swords School,

nobody else knows how to use it.

I am certain this was the unique hidden weapon used by Lau Piu-piu.

However, the shuttle is smeared with Bloody Throat-sealing Venom.

This is not the way of the Heavenly Fragrance.

Whether it's the Heavenly Fragrance Cult or the Myriad Swords School,

the fact that they killed Suen Bik-ling with us around is disrespectful!

- Am I right or what? - Big Sis, let's go find them right now!

Elders, please offer us your guidance!

I still have an old score to settle with the Myriad Sword Celestial.

I must seek him out.

Listen to me.

I will head to the Myriad Swords School and get to the bottom of this.

We cannot allow Suen Bik-ling's death to go unresolved.

Yuk-kuen, you shall come with me.

Kim-fei? Remain and take care of things here.

Then head to the Heavenly Fragrance Cult with Maid Kau to investigate.

Godfather, take care.

Hey, don't beat about the bush! You two, go to the Myriad Swords School.

You two, go to the Heavenly Fragrance Cult.

Time is of the essence. Get going! Go! Go! Go!

Come on, go, go!

We need to leave.

He)', get moving already!

Ah, go! Go! I'll take care of things here.

No one move her without my permission.

- We'll get going! - Wait for us!

Wait! No, each and every one of you needs to stay right here.

- You can't leave just yet! - When can we leave?

I sense there is treachery among you.

I'll let you all go after a thorough investigation.

Hey, Suen Bik-ling, I said I'd pray for your departed soul.

Ain't that right?

HEAVENLY FRAGRANCE CULT

Behind me!

Rush out as soon as I strike!

Who is the Undivinable Flying Rings, Suen Bik-ling, to you?

She's my master. I've come to avenge her death by Silver Thunderbolt.

How did you acquire this?

That's none of your business.

My master was killed by this weapon of yours!

East... Island... Paragon...!

The fight's over already? What a cop out! Hey, how are things coming along?

Well, she won't own up to it, and even put Brother Lung inside a bell.

Hey, Li'| Disciple? You alright in there?

I'm fine. I just have no way of getting out.

Buddha's Palm doesn't work, eh?

Have you given that Seven-Whirl Chop I taught you a spin?

"Seven-Whirl Chop"? When did you ever teach me that?

All that racket outside means I can't use the Buddha's Palm.

No, there's no noise out here at all.

What the hell are you doing in there?

You like it in there? Hurry on out!

Li'| Disciple, you are without a doubt Old Mad's apostle.

Mad God's Apostle?

- Who is Koo Hon-wan to you? - Eh?

He's that old devil the Mad God's godson,

as well as the East Island Paragon's one true disciple.

Oh, and who might you be? It's like you're neither here or there.

Could it be you're so ugly you can't show your face?

Do you recognize who I am now, Elder?

Oh, you're the Twin Bell and Rings' Lau Piu-piu, right?

I knew it from the start!

I figured it out as soon as I saw the giant bell.

There's no way she killed Suen Bik-ling.

- How come? - They swore an oath of sisterhood.

Then, how do you explain the Silver Thunderbolt?

You're right, the Silver Thunderbolt is our cult's hidden weapon.

However, it has been decades since we last used them.

Unless...

Back when I was cast away by the Blazing Cloud Mad God,

I was carrying his flesh and blood.

One day, out of the blue, the Heavenly Cripple found me.

He forced me to tell him the Mad God's whereabouts,

He even wished to kill my baby.

I threw a Silver Thunderbolt at him, and he caught it.

I think the Thunderbolt must have fallen into his hands.

He must be the one who killed Suen Bik-ling!

Hey! You figured that out yourself? It certainly was him.

Li'| Disciple, let's go give Old Mad a hand.

You two get moving as well!

Big Foot? Do you remember me?

Big Foot, what are you laughing at? Accept responsibility for your actions!

Come out if you know what's good for you!

You wanna see the patriarch? You gotta get past us first!

That's right!

- Master? - Go ahead.

- Master? - Use the fourth stance.

Old Mad, so, you really aren't dead yet.

How could I die in peace without seeing you?

You seem spry. Even as a cripple, you continue to hang in there.

You may have crippled my leg, but I can replace it with a new one.

Now I have mastered the Divine Heavenly Crippling technique,

and I owe it all to you.

Big Foot, you can stop trying to act all cool!

Answer this: did you kill my master with the Silver Thunderbolt?

What if I did?

You just killed my Deadly Tumor and Dragon Twins!

- How do we settle that? - You...

Big Foot, you killed Suen Bik-ling just as a means of luring me here.

All our past resentments and grievances, let us settle them in full today.

Indeed! I will never sleep soundly knowing you are not dead.

I will tear you to pieces and crush your bones!

Father, what's happening?

Father, don't do it!

Look out!

Master?

Master? Master!

- Master, are you alright? - Let go of me.

I'll help you over there to rest, Master.

Be careful, Master.

- Master... - Stand aside!

- Why? - I need to force the sword out.

Master?

Listen, bring your martial brother here at once.

What for, Master?

The ninth stance of the Buddha's Palm...

...| will inscribe it on those cauldrons.

Master, I can learn it, too!

No. You are a girl. You can only learn four of the stances.

- Get going. - But what about you?

- Just get going. - I can't, Master!

Don't worry about me.

- Do as I say and go! - Very well.

Old Mad, you never saw this coming, eh?

The Buddha's Palm you inscribed on the cauldrons

will ultimately be for my benefit.

Heart-of-Ice-in-White's stolen two cauldrons!

Don't let him get away!

Don't just stand there!

You're despicable!

Heart-of-Ice-in-White, return those cauldrons to my father!

Your "father"?

Little Dragon Maiden, let me tell you something.

The Myriad Swords Celestial is your true nemesis.

- You speak lies! - I speak the truth.

If he were your father, why would he put a centipede in your heart to control you?

Unbelievable! How dare you slander my father!

Let's see you try to run now. You four, retrieve the cauldrons!

Yes!

- Matriarch, we can rest here. - East... Island... Paragon...!

East... Island... Para...

East... Island...

Look out!

- Little Dragon Maiden? - Why use flying daggers against me?

If you wanna kill me, just kill me!

- Young maiden, wait. - Had enough so you'll let me go?

No. I merely wish to ask who gave you the bells around your neck?

I've worn them since I was little. Anything else?

You're a disciple of the Myriad Swords Celestial?

Yeah! Are you done?

- Hey! - Uh-uh, little girl!

You shouldn't be so rude!

Uncle's knowledge of history is as vast as the land itself.

She wears the same bells as you.

She is your mother, and Old Mad is your father. Got it?

Nonsense! Why should I believe you? Where's your proof?

Back in the day, the One Mad, Twin Bell and Rings, and Three Abso...

Ah, no! It should be the One East, Two Mad, and Three Flying Fairies!

At the Battle of Tengri Tagh, Old Mad was trapped.

Your mother was there, too.

They all fought for three days and three nights.

Oh, what a tragedy. Old Mad was blinded in the battle.

Otherwise, where do you think you came from?

Myriad Swords Celestial, you have no heart! You use black magic to harm my daughter?

Amitabha... Amitabha... Amitabha...

SWORD

Big Sis! Martial Brother! Master's in grave danger!

Master's injured. The Heavenly Cripple's got him cornered at Six Cauldron Temple.

- Let's go save him, then. - Hey, Li'| Disciple!

Think you can fight him? Even I am no match for him.

- Then what can we do? - Uh, there must be something...

Something we can...

Something...

Yuk-kuen?

Master inscribed the palm method onto these cauldrons!

Ah! I've got it! Li'| Disciple, to Six Cauldron Temple on the double!

Oh, Yuk-wah, you stay here. We're off.

Mother? Mother? Mother...

- Good girl. - How are you?

Find a way to reunite me with your father.

Mother! Mother, don't die!

Dopey... Dopey...

Go ram that big-footed freak to death for me!

Ram him!

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SIX CAULDRON TEMPLE

East... Island... Paragon...!

East... Island... Paragon...!

Master?

- Master, how are you? - Godfather? Are you alright?

How is he?

Hey, run!

Run!

Old devil, you...

Quickly! Hurry!

- Dopey, come on! - Hurry up, Dopey!

THE DHARMA WHEEL EVER TURNS

Come on.

- Faster, DOPEY! - Dopey!

- Father? - Come on! Hurry!

- Father? - Elder?

Father!

Father... Mother has died. I brought her here to see you.

Lau Piu-piu!

- Elder! - Elder!

Flat... I feel all flat!

This time, I'm done for.

Old devil, how are you doing?

You're not leaving so soon, are you? Old devil?

Even I deserve some consolation.

I'm someone who has always been late.

But this time, I'm finally early for once, for all of you to see!

East... Island...

- Elder? - Elder!

- Kim-fei? - Yes!

Yuk-kuen, help him at once!

Divine Heavenly Crippling!

Quickly, Kim-fei's Golden Dragon Slayer, thrust it into Heavenly Cripple's wound.

- Hurry! - Alright.

Father!

- Kim-fei, are you alright? - Master...

Big Sis!

I'm fine.

Worry not. Your father won't die that easily.

Master?

Big Sis?

- Look! - There's nothing to see.

Shek Kin always gets what's coming to him at the end.

What an idiot!

But we really do apologize.

We've had to inconvenience the old-timer once again.