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Oh, wow!
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Oh, burning.
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My legs are burning.
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But you know what? I am...
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I am totally loving these
morning runs. You know?
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- They're invigorating.
- Yeah.
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I've been loving it. And...
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hurts.
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- I have a stitch. Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- It hurts so much.
- Yeah, that's a talker's cramp...
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right there. See, runners don't
usually gab the whole time.
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- Okay. Yes, please.
- Water?
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You... You don't know...
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Martin,
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I'm sorry. I do... I have one more
thing that I want to say, though.
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So, you know, things between
us have been great, lately.
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Really great.
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I feel like our relationship
has evolved and we're...
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we're, like, looking out for each other
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in ways that we didn't used to.
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- Here. Mm-hmm.
- Oh, yeah. Thank you.
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Ooh.
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That lemon surprised me.
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That was a nice touch.
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So...
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at this juncture, I feel...
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compelled, really, to advise,
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that I am experiencing feelings for you.
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Well, thank you for advising.
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You're welcome.
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- Oh, God, that's good lemon.
- Yeah. It was really good.
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So, um...
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I wanted to put you
on notice, because...
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you know, before when you asked
me if I was having feelings,
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I denied it. So I hereby
reverse that position
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and I am confirming that
feelings are increasingly present.
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Understood and noted.
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Well, I just want to say,
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you know, if feelings aren't
welcome, I can totally just,
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you know... I don't know... bury 'em.
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- Really?
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
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Oh. Where would you bury them?
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Josh's tank?
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- Josh!
- What's wrong?
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Josh... is a woman?
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I think so.
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Man, I didn't even know Josh was dating.
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He must have gotten knocked-up
when you set him free...
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Oh, my gosh. Look, Josh
is gonna have three babies.
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Just like us.
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♪ Keep giving me hope
for a better day ♪
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♪ Keep giving me love to find a way ♪
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♪ Through this heaviness
I feel, I just need ♪
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- ♪ Someone to say everything's okay ♪
- Sync/Corrections by PetaG for www.addic7ed.com
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♪ Everything's okay ♪
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He didn't even respond. I literally
have no idea how he's feeling.
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He's probably waiting for you
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to be a little more specific
as to what it is you want.
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Probably a little gun-shy
after all the mixed messages.
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What mixed messages?
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I told him I needed
time to figure it out,
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and I figured it out.
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I wanna work on things, if he does.
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Cool.
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Cool?
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I mean, it doesn't sound very romantic.
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"I wanna work on things, if you do"?
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Sounds like you're gonna
hang drywall together.
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Oh, come on...
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After all this time, Martin may
require a more impassioned plea.
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Frankly, I think he deserves it.
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We're very good at dissecting
each other's relationships.
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- You ever notice that?
- Oh...
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I have a PhD in what's wrong with you.
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And when it comes to the
unified theory of your problems,
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I'm like Stephen Hawking.
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And don't even get me
started on your sister.
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By the way, is she gonna let us
take her on a babymoon or not?
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So? How were they? Were they great?
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Uh, they're "The Verve
Pipe." Answer's always yes.
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"Play 'The Freshmen!'"
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"We're going to!" Love those guys.
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Yeah.
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I was kind of wondering if maybe
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we could do something together.
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You know, before the baby comes?
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I have a karate tournament
this Sunday, in Azusa.
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I guess we could make
a weekend out of it.
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Bus ride up there's pretty sweet...
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Oh, I don't know if
a long, bumpy bus ride
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followed by hours of
sitting on hard bleachers
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is really the best thing for me.
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Suit yourself.
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Oh!
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I think the baby just elbowed me.
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Gene!
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Do you wanna...
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feel?
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Okay, Maya, it's decided.
We're kidnapping you.
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One last hurrah.
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Unless you already have
plans with Mean Gene.
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I could probably...
move some things around.
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- Come on!
- Don't you have some "bucket list"
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trip that you've always wanted to take?
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Okay, don't laugh.
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I've always wanted to
steal Dad's Mustang,
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you know, and go a "Thelma
& Louise" kind of road trip.
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What does... what does that
mean? You wanna kill someone?
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Not necessarily.
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But a couple of girls
out on the open road.
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We could stay at a dusty motel
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and hit up a cowboy bar
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and maybe get in some minor
trouble with the law...
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Never mind. That's stupid.
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Ahh, ha ha!
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Oh, my God!
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Dad is gonna murder...
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Hey, what the hell, Lena?
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Oh, come on!
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What, you think I'm
Thelma? You're Thelma.
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You are the most Thelma person I know.
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No. This is my babymoon.
No way am I Thelma.
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Well, surely you ladies
don't think that I'm Thelma.
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You two really suck.
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Whoo!
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I'm telling you, dude. That
makeup sex has been majestic...
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- Can I bounce?
- Bounce.
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...when you mix in
those levels of anger,
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relief, codependency,
and sheer horniness...
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it's like "Fifty Shades of Grey"
meets "The Shape of Water"
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meets that one part in "A Star Is Born"
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where Lady Gaga is like,
"Ahhh-ahhhh-ahhhh-ahhh-yah."
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- That was terrible.
- Anyway,
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how was Valentine's with you and Lena?
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She wants to get back together.
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Seriously? She said
that? What'd you say?
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Not much. Kinda let
her twist in the wind.
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Boooo!
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What, I can't just
cave right away, right?
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- No.
- Gotta make her work for it.
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No, no, no, no, I don't
like that, man. That stinks.
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She left for the weekend without
even knowing how you feel?
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What are you talking about?
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The girls left town. They're
doing "babymoon" with Maya.
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- She ask about me?
- Oh, my God.
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- Lena?
- Maya.
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Hey, Frank, uh...
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Martin, this is Sugar Beard.
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- No. No.
- Yeah.
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- AKA Country Music Face? Come here.
- Yeah.
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I just keep replayin' everything
that went down, in my mind,
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wondering what I
coulda done differently.
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Is she nuts?
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This guy's a smoke show.
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You don't have to tell me.
And his heart is so pure.
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- She left him... for Gene? What?!
- Yeah. I know.
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Oh, man. I really wish you
hadn't of just said that.
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Now I have a mental image to fixate on.
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How? All I said was "Gene."
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What, he a funny guy? Gene Wilder?
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Or maybe he's a bad boy. Gene Simmons.
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Light on his feet? Gene Kelly.
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Hold on.
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If you tell me he's some BAFTA-winning
Gene Hackman mother lover,
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I swear to God, I'm gonna walk
right out into oncoming traffic!
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- Okay, dude. Hey, it's okay. It's okay.
- Whoa, Frank. No, come on.
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I don't even think it's
that serious, buddy.
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Okay. I'm sorry, boys. I'm spiraling.
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I am stone cold spiraling
and it is not a good look.
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It's just every minute that passes,
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I feel like she's slipping further away.
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Yeah.
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♪ She's a bad mama jama ♪
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Okay! There's a spa forty-five
minutes north of here.
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They only have three stars,
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but they do manis,
pedis, and erotic massage.
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We're not going to a spa.
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What?!
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I thought the whole point of this
weekend was to treat ow'selves.
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No, that was your whole point, not mine.
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I think Maya wants to see the sights.
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You know, feel like
we're on an adventure.
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Um, pull over.
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♪ I get so excited ♪
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♪ Viewing her anatomy ♪
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You stop talking for me.
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And you stop pushing your own agenda.
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This trip is supposed to be about me!
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And I'm so tired of
always being the passenger.
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Move over.
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- Wha... Okay.
- Yeah.
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Big Mama at the wheel.
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So, um... yeah. So...
so, where are we heading?
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Don't know.
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- I just have one small request.
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- Don't care.
- I'd like to...
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_
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Mmm!
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I'm tired. I'm gonna go get a room.
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Really? You want to stay here?
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Is there such a thing
as pre-partum depression?
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Because if so, she has it.
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I don't know, but we're
all going to get scabies
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if we sleep in these filthy beds.
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Okay, I don't feel comfortable
letting her drive anymore.
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Did you see "Thelma & Louise"?
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They die in the end!
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Here's the thing: I'm a soft-bro.
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I'm cuddle-core. And so is Mason.
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We sloppy cry, we wear
our hearts on our sleeve,
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we love Tove Lo.
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And yet neither one of us is single.
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Beer, beer, root beer.
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If you still have
feelings for Aunt Maya,
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it can't hurt to just
let her know, right?
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Unless she has a restraining order.
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Would we know?
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I mean, I think you probably
would have been served papers.
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- No, of course! You would have been served
- Papers! Yeah!
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- papers, that's how we'd know.
- Okay, great.
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- Yeah.
- No restraining order.
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No restraining order!
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- Where's your mother?
- Hey, Grampa.
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Has anyone seen either one of my girls?
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- Uh, yeah. They're on a road trip to t...
- Road trip!
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Damn it. They got the
Mustang. I knew it.
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The answer was no in high school,
the answer was no in college
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- and the answer is still no.
- Okay, easy, easy, boss.
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I know you're upset,
but it's your daughters.
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- They're gonna bring it back.
- I don't know that.
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C'mon, Henry. You know
where the car is...
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Do I? Where?
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They're right here.
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Get off the hood, you imbecile!
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You're gonna dent it
with those hooker shoes!
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- You son of a bitch!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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You son of a bitch! That's my wife!
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- No! Whoa!
- He's your elder! Arthur, he is your elder!
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I just hope those girls
aren't stupid enough
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to leave that car out there overnight,
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because if they do, it
probably will get stolen.
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Apparently, there was a stabbing
death there, two years ago.
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Of course there was.
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Sir, I know she's not mine,
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but if something happens to
her, my heart stops beating.
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Who the hell is this guy?
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- Should we go get our girls?
- Yeah.
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- Hell, yeah.
- I'm in.
249
00:12:00,735 --> 00:12:01,935
Henry.
250
00:12:03,217 --> 00:12:05,723
I think I'll just let
the cops do their thing.
251
00:12:08,885 --> 00:12:10,659
_
252
00:12:11,674 --> 00:12:14,192
So, you're unpacking.
253
00:12:14,198 --> 00:12:15,398
Yep.
254
00:12:16,904 --> 00:12:18,236
Okay.
255
00:12:19,176 --> 00:12:21,405
Well, I guess, um,
256
00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:26,685
Camille and I can sleep
in this... bed tonight.
257
00:12:26,691 --> 00:12:31,863
Uh, any idea what time you
wanna be heading back tomorrow?
258
00:12:32,478 --> 00:12:34,480
I'm not heading back tomorrow.
259
00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,251
- Maya...
- I really like it here,
260
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:40,387
and, you know, the farther
out I get, the more I realize:
261
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:42,570
I don't have anything to go back to.
262
00:12:43,172 --> 00:12:46,382
- Well, I do!
- Yeah, I got that, believe me!
263
00:12:46,388 --> 00:12:49,351
You with the big house and all
the money and the perfect life!
264
00:12:49,357 --> 00:12:51,553
And you have even more than she does.
265
00:12:51,559 --> 00:12:53,036
I don't know about that...
266
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:57,872
But me? I... I got nothing...
or I got next to nothing.
267
00:12:58,079 --> 00:13:01,666
And I don't want my
baby to wonder why I...
268
00:13:02,383 --> 00:13:04,680
I still take money from Grampa
269
00:13:04,686 --> 00:13:08,168
or have to do my laundry
at my sister's house,
270
00:13:08,174 --> 00:13:12,265
or why I had to use artificial
insemination because...
271
00:13:12,681 --> 00:13:17,795
you know, because no man wanted to...
272
00:13:19,630 --> 00:13:22,208
Well, technically,
Maya, Frank wanted to.
273
00:13:22,214 --> 00:13:25,704
And what did I do to him?
I chased him away. Right?
274
00:13:25,710 --> 00:13:29,228
Because he's gotta be crazy
if he wants to be with me.
275
00:13:29,234 --> 00:13:31,910
Yes, I've spent my whole life
276
00:13:31,916 --> 00:13:36,519
chasing after guys that are far
more interested in karate than me.
277
00:13:36,711 --> 00:13:38,124
Why?
278
00:13:39,612 --> 00:13:41,322
Because you love karate?
279
00:13:44,322 --> 00:13:47,424
I don't want my baby to
think that I'm pathetic.
280
00:13:47,430 --> 00:13:49,214
Maya, stop it.
281
00:13:49,598 --> 00:13:52,592
Your baby's not gonna judge
you. Okay? Your baby...
282
00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:56,912
Look at me! Your baby is gonna
love you, because you're his mom.
283
00:13:57,686 --> 00:13:59,094
And you're not pathetic.
284
00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:02,831
No. You are the strongest woman I know.
285
00:14:02,837 --> 00:14:04,415
And you don't need a man.
286
00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:08,708
That's so easy for you to
say, because you have one...
287
00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:11,108
you have one that idolizes you.
288
00:14:11,114 --> 00:14:13,419
And you're not even
married to Martin anymore,
289
00:14:13,425 --> 00:14:16,209
and his whole life revolves around you.
290
00:14:16,403 --> 00:14:19,724
I've... I've never
had that. I've never...
291
00:14:19,730 --> 00:14:22,428
I've never had anyone
get down on one knee and
292
00:14:22,434 --> 00:14:24,812
say that they couldn't live without me.
293
00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:33,375
I can't live without you, Maya.
294
00:14:33,910 --> 00:14:35,289
Me either.
295
00:14:37,472 --> 00:14:40,382
I need you and that
little baby in my life.
296
00:14:41,052 --> 00:14:42,675
And I need you to stop crying
297
00:14:42,681 --> 00:14:44,466
because you're making me cry.
298
00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:47,496
And your mascara's running.
299
00:14:48,085 --> 00:14:49,697
And you look like a hood rat.
300
00:14:52,405 --> 00:14:55,865
Come on, lady. This is your babymoon.
301
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,996
We need to get out of
this depressing motel room,
302
00:14:59,002 --> 00:15:01,736
and we'll go do whatever you want.
303
00:15:01,742 --> 00:15:04,630
Okay? No side-eye from either of us.
304
00:15:05,016 --> 00:15:06,346
Promise.
305
00:15:07,704 --> 00:15:08,904
Okay.
306
00:15:10,253 --> 00:15:11,932
Okay, there is one thing...
307
00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:15,543
Um, a lady at the front
desk said there's...
308
00:15:15,549 --> 00:15:18,048
a saloon like three miles from here.
309
00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:22,104
And I really wanna ride
the mechanical bull.
310
00:15:25,117 --> 00:15:26,661
- Great!
- Great!
311
00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:30,177
_
312
00:15:30,183 --> 00:15:32,470
Whoo-hoo!
313
00:15:34,527 --> 00:15:38,482
- Let me grab 'em. Yeee-haaa!
- Get 'em, girl.
314
00:15:38,488 --> 00:15:40,778
Hey, can this go any faster?!
315
00:15:40,784 --> 00:15:42,591
Do not make this go any faster.
316
00:15:42,597 --> 00:15:44,492
All right? This is the absolute max.
317
00:15:45,303 --> 00:15:46,700
You see, the old Lena
318
00:15:46,706 --> 00:15:48,491
never would have let her pregnant sister
319
00:15:48,497 --> 00:15:50,209
ride a mechanical bull.
320
00:15:50,779 --> 00:15:52,208
Martin?
321
00:15:53,263 --> 00:15:54,669
What are you doing here?
322
00:15:54,675 --> 00:15:57,265
Uh, well, I didn't
realize that you were gonna
323
00:15:57,271 --> 00:16:00,344
skip town after you dropped that
bombshell on me this morning.
324
00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:02,359
Yeah, well, you didn't
really say anything
325
00:16:02,365 --> 00:16:05,383
after I issued my feelings advisory, so.
326
00:16:05,389 --> 00:16:07,451
Well, after all these years...
327
00:16:08,652 --> 00:16:10,669
what more is there to say, woman?
328
00:16:12,654 --> 00:16:15,469
Did you drive all the way up
here just to show me that ring?
329
00:16:15,857 --> 00:16:17,160
No, ma'am.
330
00:16:17,255 --> 00:16:20,281
I drove all the way up here
to sweep you off your feet.
331
00:16:21,163 --> 00:16:23,478
- Oh. Oh, no, don't.
- Come here.
332
00:16:23,484 --> 00:16:24,898
- Don't, Martin. I'm serious.
- Come here.
333
00:16:24,904 --> 00:16:26,744
- I-I had a very big dinner, I carbo-loaded,
- Giddy-up, cowgirl.
334
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:29,470
- and I don't like being picked up!
- Giddy-up, cowgirl.
335
00:16:30,469 --> 00:16:33,665
And I put that ring on a week
ago, you didn't even notice.
336
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,375
Is that true?
337
00:16:36,172 --> 00:16:39,006
♪ I'm so happy that I ♪
338
00:16:39,012 --> 00:16:42,125
♪ Can't stop crying ♪
339
00:16:42,395 --> 00:16:44,216
♪ I'm so happy ♪
340
00:16:44,497 --> 00:16:45,947
- Hey.
- Hmm?
341
00:16:45,953 --> 00:16:47,614
No giving up this time.
342
00:16:47,998 --> 00:16:50,436
No matter what. Forever and ever.
343
00:16:51,129 --> 00:16:52,329
Deal?
344
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:54,020
Deal.
345
00:16:54,790 --> 00:16:57,309
♪ I'm laughing through my tears ♪
346
00:16:57,315 --> 00:17:00,708
- Whoo-hoo!
- ♪ I'm laughing through my tears ♪
347
00:17:02,732 --> 00:17:05,366
_
348
00:17:06,966 --> 00:17:10,632
Oh, no, it's... it's not me. It's her.
349
00:17:15,988 --> 00:17:17,989
Not her. You.
350
00:17:30,389 --> 00:17:32,430
- ♪ All I can see is black and white ♪
- Oh, yeah!
351
00:17:32,436 --> 00:17:35,420
- Whoo!
- ♪ And white and pink with blades of blue ♪
352
00:17:35,426 --> 00:17:39,212
♪ That lay between the
words I think on a page ♪
353
00:17:39,218 --> 00:17:41,024
- ♪ I was meaning to send to you ♪
- Oh, yeah!
354
00:17:41,030 --> 00:17:43,295
- ♪ I couldn't tell if it bring my heart ♪
- Whoo!
355
00:17:43,301 --> 00:17:45,813
- ♪ The way I wanted when I started ♪
- Yeah!
356
00:17:45,819 --> 00:17:48,363
- ♪ Writing this letter to you ♪
- Whoo!
357
00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:53,182
- Whoo-hoo!
- ♪ But if I could, you know I would ♪
358
00:17:53,188 --> 00:17:56,067
- ♪ Just hold your hand and you'd understand ♪
- Go, Arthur!
359
00:17:56,073 --> 00:17:58,462
♪ I'm the man who loves you ♪
360
00:18:00,671 --> 00:18:03,469
I-I'm sorry, Maya. I know
that was a-a big swing.
361
00:18:03,475 --> 00:18:05,749
And I know you said you
never wanted to see me again,
362
00:18:05,755 --> 00:18:07,657
and so if you're not
feeling it, that's okay.
363
00:18:07,663 --> 00:18:12,977
I'm... I'm feeling it.
I'm... I'm feeling all of it.
364
00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:15,086
I just...
365
00:18:16,904 --> 00:18:19,485
think I might be having this baby!
366
00:18:19,491 --> 00:18:21,285
What? Right now? Right here?
367
00:18:21,511 --> 00:18:22,897
Uh, okay, uh...
368
00:18:22,903 --> 00:18:25,492
Uh... slide right out
there, FJ! Uh... uh...
369
00:18:25,498 --> 00:18:27,481
- Follow my voice!
- No, FJ!
370
00:18:27,487 --> 00:18:30,106
We are not having this baby
in the Cowboy Palace Saloon.
371
00:18:30,112 --> 00:18:31,312
- Right, right!
- Let's go.
372
00:18:31,318 --> 00:18:32,518
Ooh!
373
00:18:32,524 --> 00:18:37,205
It's not stolen, okay? It's my
Grampa's car. Here, talk to him.
374
00:18:37,211 --> 00:18:38,786
Okay, move, fast,
fast, fast, fast, fast.
375
00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:40,792
Okay.
376
00:18:40,798 --> 00:18:42,085
We'll make sure Mason gets home.
377
00:18:42,091 --> 00:18:43,669
You make sure she gets to the hospital.
378
00:18:43,675 --> 00:18:45,414
It's better to get you to your hospital.
379
00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:47,560
But don't worry, we have plenty of time.
380
00:18:47,566 --> 00:18:49,137
First babies are never quick.
381
00:18:49,143 --> 00:18:51,645
But just in case... floor it!
382
00:18:54,415 --> 00:18:57,425
Stop the car. That vehicle's
been reported stolen.
383
00:18:58,876 --> 00:19:00,221
Stop the car.
384
00:19:00,743 --> 00:19:04,250
Looks like I got my
police chase after all...
385
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,532
Whoo-whoo!
386
00:19:08,430 --> 00:19:10,258
- ...anything like that. Yeah.
- Really?
387
00:19:10,574 --> 00:19:11,850
Hey!
388
00:19:11,856 --> 00:19:14,482
No baby. It was a false alarm.
389
00:19:14,488 --> 00:19:17,277
Oh. Hey, uh, I'll take
it from here. Thanks.
390
00:19:17,283 --> 00:19:18,572
Thank you.
391
00:19:18,689 --> 00:19:20,421
- Ah.
- Sorry!
392
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,067
Oh, my God.
393
00:19:23,335 --> 00:19:24,833
Where to, milady?
394
00:19:24,839 --> 00:19:29,735
Um... I think I'm gonna
stay at my dad's tonight.
395
00:19:29,843 --> 00:19:31,735
Okay. Then I'm gonna sleep in my car
396
00:19:31,741 --> 00:19:34,122
outside your dad's
house... i-if that's okay.
397
00:19:34,691 --> 00:19:36,089
Yeah, that's okay.
398
00:19:38,589 --> 00:19:41,206
Um, thanks for everything.
Sorry about the scare.
399
00:19:41,212 --> 00:19:42,806
- Call you later.
- Okay.
400
00:19:42,812 --> 00:19:44,183
Bye.
401
00:19:45,493 --> 00:19:46,693
Oh.
402
00:19:46,699 --> 00:19:47,900
Some night, huh?
403
00:19:47,906 --> 00:19:49,752
- Some night.
- Oh, my God.
404
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:51,579
- Clear the hall.
- Whoa!
405
00:19:51,889 --> 00:19:54,986
Breathing great, keep
it up. Nice and slow.
406
00:20:03,967 --> 00:20:10,302
♪ I hate you for what you did ♪
407
00:20:10,308 --> 00:20:14,868
♪ And I miss you like a little kid ♪
408
00:20:14,874 --> 00:20:19,099
♪ I faked it every time ♪
409
00:20:19,105 --> 00:20:21,512
♪ But that's all right ♪
410
00:20:21,518 --> 00:20:24,137
♪ I can hardly feel anything ♪
411
00:20:24,143 --> 00:20:26,813
♪ I hardly feel anything ♪
412
00:20:26,819 --> 00:20:28,318
♪ At all ♪
413
00:20:35,441 --> 00:20:38,457
You saw them kissing? Gross. So gross.
414
00:20:38,463 --> 00:20:40,152
Really? I think it's beautiful.
415
00:20:40,158 --> 00:20:42,349
You know, Dad's finally
ready to admit that
416
00:20:42,355 --> 00:20:45,082
without Mom, he's just
a broken, lonely, old...
417
00:20:45,088 --> 00:20:46,975
Happy birthday, my babies.
418
00:20:46,981 --> 00:20:48,498
Daddy loves you.
419
00:20:48,587 --> 00:20:50,093
What the heck?
420
00:20:50,392 --> 00:20:53,196
Josh is a mommy. And I'm a daddy.
421
00:20:53,695 --> 00:20:56,234
- You are seriously confused.
- No, I'm not.
422
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:59,165
That little green one right
there looks just like me.
423
00:20:59,724 --> 00:21:02,838
They're so... tiny!
424
00:21:02,844 --> 00:21:04,751
Hey, look, there's three
of them. Just like us.
425
00:21:06,019 --> 00:21:07,316
No, look.
426
00:21:09,429 --> 00:21:11,442
I think there's gonna be four.
427
00:21:11,448 --> 00:21:12,648
Four?
428
00:21:13,128 --> 00:21:14,328
What a blessing.
429
00:21:14,334 --> 00:21:15,604
Aww...
430
00:21:16,009 --> 00:21:18,708
I hope the other guys are nice
to the new one when he hatches.
431
00:21:20,024 --> 00:21:21,227
They will be.
432
00:21:21,233 --> 00:21:26,233
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