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23.976
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That feels good.
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Just do it.
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Come on.
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Come here, baby.
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Kiss me right now.
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That feels good.
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Come on, just do it.
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Come here, baby,
kiss me now.
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I'm so horny.
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Come on, let's fuck.
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That feels good.
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Come on.
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Come on, baby,
kiss me now.
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I feel so horny.
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Let's fuck.
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Oh, damn.
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My God, you're unbelievable.
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Do you want me to go out
and work for you?
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Shall I go searching...
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for corpses?
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How long do you think
that's going to last?
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Look at the state of him!
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I'll tell you something:
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If I meet a guy with money...
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then you won't see me
around here anymore.
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I'm not going to waste
the best years of my life...
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here with you in this hole!
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It's me.
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I know that we have
our date next week...
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but I can't make it then.
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Couldn't we meet
tomorrow evening?
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That's fiine with me.
I don't know what to do anyway.
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There's an interesting fiilm
showing at the cinema.
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What kind of fiilm is it?
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Yeah, I heard about it.
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Okay, I'll get the tickets...
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and please be on time.
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Okay, see you.
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Yes, I'll be on time.
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One coffee, please.
With milk.
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That's one mark.
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You know, I've always
been interested in ornithology.
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As a small boy,
I often went into the woods.
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There was a small bird colony
of about 40 birds...
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which nestled
high up in the pine trees.
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And as we went to Iceland
a few months ago...
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my interest awoke to new life.
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In the midst of the city
is a small lake...
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and every day
a lot of rare ducks appeared there.
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For example, eider ducks...
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whose feathers are used
to make eiderdown...
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and heron ducks...
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and also singing swans, that you
don't see much around here.
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Did you also see ice ducks?
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Yes, ice ducks too.
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They can only be found
in Iceland and in Norway.
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I found all that so exciting...
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that I later went
to the home museum of Reykjavik...
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where they had
an extremely rare bird on display...
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that became extinct in 1840.
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It is called "Geyrevogeel" in Iceland.
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It's German name is "Dronte"
or "Riesenbrielelenaelk"...
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and there exist just a few
stuffed specimens of this bird.
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I was quite astonished
to fiind one of them in East Berlin...
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at the Museum of Natural Science.
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The "Dronte" was a big bird,
about three feet high, unable to fly...
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and laid just one egg a year.
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Did you know that "Lummen"
can also be found in Helgoland?
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They have a funny name:
"Trotteelelummen".
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Anyway, there's a nice
natural history museum in Helgoland...
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and I went there.
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They had a lot of stuffed birds...
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and all kinds of fiish
swimming in the pools...
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like codfiish and herrings...
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in salt water pumped in
from the seacoast.
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The main city of the Westmannsinseln
is called Hamay.
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I went for a walk there
and came to a green meadow...
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where suddenly some strange birds
started flapping around me...
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and as if laughing at me...
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began a curious tune.
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They got real thin legs,
as thin as a match...
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and about this long...
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and are called "Morneelel"-"Regenpfeifer".
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Very strange.
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Anyway, they continued circling me
to distract me from their nests.
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That's instinctive behavior
to deter enemies.
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The largest living birds
ever to exist on Earth...
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were the moas from New Zealand.
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They couldn't fly
and measured up to 11 feet.
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The Maoris used to ride on them.
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There are some more birds
which are unable to fly...
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such as the kiwi...
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which has nothing to do
with that prickly, little fruit.
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It lives in Australia...
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and is their national bird.
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Another one is a small parrot...
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but I don't know exactly
what it's called.
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It's a small, green one...
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that makes small paths
through the underbrush.
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And of course the penguins,
which you also know.
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Did you know that those are direct
descendants of the dinosaurs?
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I haven't heard that before...
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but according
to the theory of evolution...
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birds are the only descendants
of the dinosaurs.
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You know,
there's this archae-such and such...
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that was found petrifiied.
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It was a flying dinosaur which
became the ancestor of all birds.
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So, birds are actually dinosaurs.
Can you imagine?
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A sparrow is a dinosaur?
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Ten past nine,
I was tired of waiting.
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Not being on time
has always made me angry...
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and I didn't want to miss
the beginning of the movie.
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On top or on the side?
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On top.
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Thanks.
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Got some salt?
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What do you do for a living?
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I dub fiilms.
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What kind of fiilms?
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Sex fiilms.
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Come on, you're kidding me?
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No, really. That's why I liked
the movie we just saw.
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They were only sitting and eating.
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It's different
from the monotony of porn flicks.
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What do you do?
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I work at a hospital as a nurse.
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That's my great-grandmother.
Looks as if she's sleeping.
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That's her husband.
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He died soon afterwards.
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That looks like she's buried alive.
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I have an absolute horror
of being buried alive.
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Here's my mother...
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01:00:30,296 --> 01:00:34,634
and this is my aunt's burial.
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That was beautiful, very solemn.
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They had a choir singing choral hymns.
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Right, but I'm still alive.
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Look, it's almost real.
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Let me down, okay?
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Let me down, will you?
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Hi. I'm terribly sorry.
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I really wanted to be on time.
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It doesn't matter.
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Let's not quarrel about that now.
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01:12:55,542 --> 01:12:58,169
- Want a coffee?
- Yes, please.
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01:12:58,253 --> 01:12:59,462
Two coffees, please.
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How are you?
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Quite well.
I can't complain.
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01:13:12,350 --> 01:13:13,351
How are you?
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01:13:15,103 --> 01:13:18,440
I'm not sure. That's why
I wanted to talk with you.
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01:13:20,150 --> 01:13:23,319
I met a girl a short time ago...
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and people in love
are supposed to be happy...
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but somehow she bewilders me.
154
01:13:30,076 --> 01:13:32,454
That's part of the game,
isn't it?
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Well, not quite.
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01:13:35,331 --> 01:13:37,917
She's really nice but...
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I think she's somehow... perverse.
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01:13:57,187 --> 01:14:02,859
You, of all people,
you call somebody perverse.
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01:14:02,942 --> 01:14:05,487
I thought that in your job
one gets to see everything.
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01:14:06,821 --> 01:14:10,992
Nothing like her.
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01:14:19,334 --> 01:14:23,296
She doesn't want me
to move while having sex...
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and takes strange pictures of me.
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My philosophy...
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The fiirst rule is:
You look good.
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That's just a given
in our case, you know?
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Women are lonely.
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01:15:01,167 --> 01:15:05,171
That's the topic of today's session.
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01:15:05,255 --> 01:15:08,883
It's disgusting how you just
sit here and let yourself go.
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01:15:08,967 --> 01:15:11,636
You're a man. You must notice
that something is wrong here.
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01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:14,556
Just sit up straight
and fiix your tie properly.
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Maybe it's going
to work out after all.
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The thing is...
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you can't always pretend to be nothing
but a totally incapable, miserable slob.
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01:15:33,366 --> 01:15:38,538
The point is to fiind some way
to get a start.
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01:15:38,580 --> 01:15:44,919
If you try to get into it
and then withdraw in such a way...
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Do you get it?
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01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:55,388
Is that clear?
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01:17:55,800 --> 01:17:57,802
Hey, wake up. We're done.
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This is Mark.
These are some friends of mine.
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01:26:10,754 --> 01:26:13,757
We got to go now.
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01:26:54,798 --> 01:26:57,592
What have you been doing?
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We watched a videotape.
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My friends brought it along.
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Let me see.
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01:27:20,573 --> 01:27:22,575
Come on, let me see it.
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01:27:26,579 --> 01:27:27,914
Very well.
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01:28:40,195 --> 01:28:42,030
Stop the tape.
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01:28:44,074 --> 01:28:45,408
Stop it!
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I wouldn't want to get acquainted
with those friends.
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Why not?
191
01:28:54,959 --> 01:29:00,215
Because it's totally perverse
to watch this for fun.
192
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Or don't you like it?
193
01:29:03,009 --> 01:29:06,346
I fiind it interesting...
194
01:29:06,388 --> 01:29:09,057
and in any case less perverse
than fiilms that always show...
195
01:29:09,140 --> 01:29:11,226
dicks and cunts in close-up.
196
01:29:11,309 --> 01:29:14,813
That's supposed to turn you on,
but it doesn't work with everybody.
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01:29:19,317 --> 01:29:22,153
Then you shouldn't
have left so abruptly.
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01:29:24,823 --> 01:29:28,326
I don't want to talk about it
on the phone.
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Why don't you come over
tomorrow evening...
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and I'll explain it to you, okay?
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Okay, see you.
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01:40:47,255 --> 01:40:49,257
Congratulations, you're pregnant.
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