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We want to build our dream here...
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Our own little bistro where we can
spend the rest of our lives together.
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Man: I now pronounce you
husband and wife.
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You may kiss each other
for the rest of your lives.
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Previously on "Mistresses"...
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I'm taking Lucy to see Marc
perform tonight.
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Are you guys getting
back together again?
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No.
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But I'm pregnant.
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[Coughs]
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That label rep wants us
to [Chuckles] do a tour.
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- [Chuckles] Really?
- ?[Laughs]
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It's from Lydia.
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First I heard from her
since I fired her.
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You care about people. That's
one of the reasons I love you.
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Did you just say you love me?
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If you call 911,
I swear to God I'll jump.
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Talk to me, Lydia.
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No one would even miss me.
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That's not true.
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Lydia! Don't!
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[Indistinct conversations]
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Jacob?
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- April.
- ?Hi.
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[Sniffles]
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I'm so sorry.
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I can't believe...
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Me neither.
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I met Karen through my sister, Savi,
who... who couldn't be here today
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because she's 8 1/2 months pregnant
and couldn't fly across the world.
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But she wanted to, and she would have,
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because Karen would
have done it for her.
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[Sniffles]
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Karen would've done anything
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for any of us in this room
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if we needed her to.
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[Voice breaking]
She would've risked anything
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[sighs] and did... to help a friend.
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She was a superhero without the cape...
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Wigs maybe [chuckles] but...
but no capes. [Laughter]
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She was the archetype,
though, wasn't she?
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A person of exceptional courage,
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drawn out by a calling to help people,
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to literally save lives.
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But in these stories, we hear,
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there's always... there's always
some justice in the end.
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And, um...
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I'm having a hard time
finding the justice in this.
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[Sniffles]
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[Exhales deeply]
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Karen, my hero, my sister,
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my best friend...
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I miss you already.
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But I promise you this.
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Vivian will grow up knowing her mama
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because April and I
will call her every day
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and remind her of how
absolutely exquisite you were...
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[sniffles] and how...
deeply you loved her
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and how much you were loved.
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[Sobs]
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Joss.
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[Sobbing]
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The woman really did have
some great clothes.
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Mm, take what you like.
She wouldn't mind.
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I feel weird, us scavenging.
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Oh, honey, we're not scavenging.
We're organizing.
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- I take it you haven't told him yet.
- Not yet.
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He was supposed to go on his tour
two days ago, but he postponed.
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- Mm-hmm.
- ?I'll do it.
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- Soon.
- ?Um... [Clears throat]
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What are we gonna do with this?
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Just chuck it.
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- What?
- ?Yeah.
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- Dude, it's not Karen.
- It... [Sighs]
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It's just some piece of art
that Savi sent from Malaysia.
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April: Oh, she hated this thing.
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I'll give it to Goodwill.
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Marc: Is this Goodwill
or, uh, for the baby?
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What did you say?
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Is this Vivian's or...
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Oh. Uh... yeah.
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It goes in that box over there.
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All right, I'm gonna take this one down.
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- Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa! That's...
- No, you should not lift that...
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quite heavy.
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What is going on?
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Uh...
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we should talk.
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What are you...
Are you sick or something?
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Uh, in the mornings and at night.
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Anytime I'm not eating, actually.
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I'm pregnant, Marc.
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What?
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When?
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- I've known for a couple of weeks now.
- Why didn't you tell me?
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Because I didn't want you
to change your plans
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or your feelings for me
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just because I'm having our baby.
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[Sighs] It made... sense
in my head at the time.
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And now nothing makes sense.
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- We do.
- What?
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We make sense.
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What are you saying, Marc?
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I'm saying that... [Sighs]
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If Karen's death has taught me anything,
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it's not to waste another moment
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being apart from the
people that you love.
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I love you, April.
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And I want to spend my life with you.
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[Chuckles softly]
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- What about the tour?
- Dads don't tour.
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- Some dads tour.
- Not this dad.
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- Holy crap! I'm gonna be a dad!
?- [Laughs]
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We're having a baby!
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We're having a baby! [Laughs]
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Can I sit?
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Sure.
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I'm so sorry, Joss, about Karen.
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It... I've just been...
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I've... I've been awful
to you lately and...
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- Kate.
- ?I-I was upset about Scott,
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but now I know that
you were just protecting me.
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Kate, really, the... the water could
not be further under the bridge.
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[Sighs]
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I'm so relieved.
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Friends, then?
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How about sisters?
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- Yeah. Almost.
- Hmm.
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- Wait, did you guys...
- Yeah, we got married.
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[Laughs]
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[Whispering]
Does everyone else know? No. No.
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You're the first person I've told.
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Come here. ?Okay.
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[Laughs]
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Harry: Well, that appears to be
everything, right?
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Uh, not quite.
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If I know Karen, she would, uh...
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hate to see this go to waste.
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Mm.
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Shall we?
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I'm asking you sincerely,
my dear old friend
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And we may never see
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[Exhales sharply]
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- To Karen.
- All: To Karen.
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My dear old friend
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As long as we're toasting,
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I'd like to make one
in honor of Joss and Harry.
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You told her.
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- What's happening?
- Kate: [Laughs]
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Joss: Well...
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we got married!
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[Gasps] [Laughing] What?
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You got married?
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- Yeah.
- ?Oops.
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- [Gasps]
- ?And, uh, we're having a baby.
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- [Gasps]
- ?Yes!
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- No!
- You guys already knew, didn't you?
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[Laughter]
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All night and day
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- I'm still mad at you.
- Oh, what about?
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What about?
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Oh!
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[Indistinct talking]
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Adam: Hey, uh,
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I'm sorry to interrupt.
The... The door was open.
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- No worries.
- Oh, yeah, hi.
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Yeah, w-we'll take
the rest of this stuff out.
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- Yeah, that's a good idea.
- I'll do it.
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How the dog barked in the yard
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I-I don't know why I came.
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I was just driving, and, uh...
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the car brought me here.
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[Chuckles softly]
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Well, I'm... I'm... I'm glad it did,
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because I-I actually
have something for you.
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[Sighs]
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How we will ever smile again?
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I, um... I found it
on Karen's nightstand.
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I thought you might like to have it.
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I'm asking you sincerely
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Thank you for this.
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You bet.
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My dear old friend
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The moon on the hill
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Says we probably will
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My dear old
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Ohh.
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Friend
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My dear old
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Bye, lady.
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Friend
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[Rickie Lee Jones'
"On Saturday Afternoons" plays]
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The most as you'll ever go
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Pick one. One.
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- [Laughs]
- Oh, you.
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Is back where you used to know
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If grown-ups could laugh this slow
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Dr. Abewell: Is everybody here?
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It's a girl.
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- [Gasps]
- [Laughter]
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How's Mom doing?
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Um, well...
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Mom is... great.
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And there's, a baby in there,
and it's doing great, as well.
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[Laughter] They're both doing great!
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[Laughter]
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Oh, wow. That is...
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Can you believe this? Congratulations.
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Hey, you've got a best mate!
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Here, you'll need something
to keep her in
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"Now you stay inside
this foolish grin"
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Though, any day, your secrets end
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Then again, years may go by
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Hi.
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I think we should postpone the
opening. What do you need,
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- like two, three weeks?
- Well, how about six?
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Yeah, at least then I'd have a shot
of fitting into a decent dress.
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[Singsong voice] You ruined
Mommy's perfect ass, didn't you?
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Okay, six weeks, huh?
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[Normal voice] Harry, I'm kidding.
No, we're not postponing.
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It took us a whole year to get here.
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The press releases have already gone
out. Reservations have been made.
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Well, so we'll unmake them.
We'll print out new releases.
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Joss, I cannot open without you.
This is our restaurant.
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- 50/50, remember?
- Hey, don't yell at me. [Chuckles]
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Take it up with Little Miss
Eager Beaver over here.
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Would it have killed you
to stay in your mum's belly
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for another month like
you were supposed to?
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Two weeks old, she's already
breaking the rules.
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I'm telling you. [Chuckles]
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- No, no, no, no, no.
- [Baby crying]
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Shh, shh, shh! Please, no.
I was just kidding.
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Oh, she can't already
be hungry, can she?
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Well, I don't know.
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I've got... When was
the last time she ate?
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[Gasps] Oh, crap.
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What? Has it been three hours?
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No, no, no, I just realized
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Kate would have started
the interviews already.
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Oh, right. Oh, God,
I can't believe that we lost
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two waiters last minute.
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Please don't start.
I already have an ulcer.
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Look, she's not pulling the
trigger on anybody today, though.
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She's just whittling
down people for you.
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But I don't trust her whittling.
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Look at the guys
she's been dating lately.
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- It's a parade of incompetence.
- Shh, shh, shh! Okay.
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Hey, why don't...
Why don't you go check on her?
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No, no, no, no, no.
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00:11:30,536 --> 00:11:31,669
There's no way I'm gonna
leave you guys here alone.
260
00:11:31,738 --> 00:11:32,737
We're fine. Go.
261
00:11:32,805 --> 00:11:34,138
- Really?
- ?Yeah, go.
262
00:11:34,207 --> 00:11:36,407
All right, I'll be back
as fast as I can.
263
00:11:36,476 --> 00:11:38,309
- Mm.
- ?Okay, bye.
264
00:11:38,378 --> 00:11:40,456
- [Baby crying]
- Shh, shh, shh!
265
00:11:41,481 --> 00:11:43,781
Ugh. Scotty should be landing
right about now.
266
00:11:44,325 --> 00:11:45,817
It was fun having him
back in town, wasn't it?
267
00:11:45,837 --> 00:11:48,195
Yeah, cousins are always welcome.
268
00:11:51,103 --> 00:11:52,457
Are you writing a book over there?
269
00:11:52,477 --> 00:11:53,610
Just want to make sure
I don't forget any questions.
270
00:11:53,678 --> 00:11:54,878
You know how it is with doctors.
271
00:11:54,946 --> 00:11:56,079
You stop to think for even five seconds,
272
00:11:56,148 --> 00:11:57,013
and they're out the door again.
273
00:11:57,082 --> 00:11:58,014
[Clicks tongue]
274
00:11:58,083 --> 00:11:59,149
275
00:11:59,217 --> 00:12:00,450
[Chuckles] Oh, no, no, no.
276
00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:02,352
You are not gonna ask
all these questions.
277
00:12:02,420 --> 00:12:04,020
Oh, yes, I am. This is our appointment.
278
00:12:04,089 --> 00:12:05,588
This is our time to get
[chuckling] answers.
279
00:12:05,657 --> 00:12:07,223
Look, Stella's four months old now,
280
00:12:07,292 --> 00:12:09,292
and we need to make sure
that her percentiles
281
00:12:09,361 --> 00:12:11,294
are all in the right, uh...
"percentile-ness."
282
00:12:11,363 --> 00:12:13,096
We need to get the steps
to avoid her getting
283
00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:14,531
Sensory Processing Disorder
in the future.
284
00:12:14,599 --> 00:12:15,899
- Are you kidding me?
- No, I'm serious.
285
00:12:15,967 --> 00:12:17,200
It's like a traffic jam in the brain.
286
00:12:17,269 --> 00:12:19,235
You need to relax, okay?
287
00:12:19,304 --> 00:12:20,737
Stella is a happy, healthy baby.
288
00:12:20,805 --> 00:12:21,938
That is all that matters.
289
00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:23,039
And I've done this before.
290
00:12:23,108 --> 00:12:24,473
You remember Lucy, right?
291
00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:25,742
[Knock on door]
292
00:12:29,278 --> 00:12:30,747
How's my favorite baby doing?
293
00:12:30,815 --> 00:12:33,249
Oh, she is doing so great,
Dr. Gomez. She...
294
00:12:33,318 --> 00:12:34,853
Uh, can we talk vaccinations?
295
00:12:34,873 --> 00:12:36,653
Uh, just for the record,
I totally believe in them.
296
00:12:36,721 --> 00:12:37,820
I mean, I'm not crazy.
297
00:12:37,889 --> 00:12:40,056
Uh, but we should probably figure
out some sort of a schedule.
298
00:12:40,125 --> 00:12:42,278
That seems like the
responsible thing to do.
299
00:12:42,298 --> 00:12:45,428
And then we can, uh,
move on to solid food.
300
00:12:45,497 --> 00:12:47,630
You remember Marc, right?
301
00:12:47,699 --> 00:12:49,832
[Gulls crying]
302
00:12:49,901 --> 00:12:51,701
Kate: You're from New York?
303
00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,903
- I've always wanted to see New York.
- Gabe: You should go.
304
00:12:53,972 --> 00:12:55,805
It's the most alive
you're ever gonna feel.
305
00:12:55,874 --> 00:12:58,074
Walking through the streets,
it's like pure energy.
306
00:12:58,143 --> 00:13:00,343
Oh, yeah?
307
00:13:00,412 --> 00:13:02,527
'Cause I'm a very energetic person.
308
00:13:03,592 --> 00:13:04,847
Harry: Kate.
309
00:13:04,916 --> 00:13:06,049
[Inhales deeply]
310
00:13:06,117 --> 00:13:07,685
A word, please.
311
00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,019
Whoa, y-you're, um...
312
00:13:10,088 --> 00:13:11,588
- You're Harry Davis.
- Yes.
313
00:13:11,656 --> 00:13:14,257
This is my brother,
Mr. Big Shot Fancy Pants.
314
00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:15,391
Your brother?
315
00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:17,627
It's his restaurant,
so, if you want the job,
316
00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:19,062
you'll have to impress him.
317
00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:21,030
- Nice to meet you.
- Uh, Gabe. It's Gabe.
318
00:13:21,099 --> 00:13:22,265
You have a r?sum? there, Gabe?
319
00:13:22,334 --> 00:13:23,600
Yeah, yeah.
320
00:13:23,668 --> 00:13:26,336
- Gabe is from New York.
- Yeah, I caught that.
321
00:13:26,404 --> 00:13:27,904
You've waited tables in Manhattan, Gabe?
322
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:29,205
It, uh, might give you an edge.
323
00:13:29,274 --> 00:13:30,840
Not exactly in, like,
a restaurant setting,
324
00:13:30,909 --> 00:13:33,209
but, you know, bars
and... stuff like that.
325
00:13:33,278 --> 00:13:34,711
Uh-huh.
326
00:13:35,961 --> 00:13:37,180
[Sighs] Oh, sorry.
327
00:13:37,249 --> 00:13:38,281
It's just... It...
328
00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:39,382
It's really weird seeing you in person
329
00:13:39,451 --> 00:13:40,650
'cause I, uh... I watch your show.
330
00:13:40,719 --> 00:13:42,685
You're awesome in it... Really good.
331
00:13:42,754 --> 00:13:44,954
[Chuckles] That's very kind of you.
332
00:13:45,023 --> 00:13:47,190
Well, why don't you leave
your r?sum? with me, Gabriel,
333
00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:48,424
- and we will...
- ?Gabe.
334
00:13:48,493 --> 00:13:50,396
- It... It's Gabe.
- Gabe. Right.
335
00:13:50,416 --> 00:13:52,959
And I'll give you a call if we need you.
336
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:56,443
- Well, it was very nice meeting you.
- Okay.
337
00:13:58,089 --> 00:13:59,118
Bye.
338
00:14:01,545 --> 00:14:02,639
You're ogling a child.
339
00:14:02,707 --> 00:14:04,040
You do realize that?
340
00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:05,608
According to his r?sum?, he's 25.
341
00:14:05,677 --> 00:14:06,676
Perfectly acceptable.
342
00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:08,211
What are you even doing here anyway?
343
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:09,579
Yeah, well, I came to check up on you,
344
00:14:09,648 --> 00:14:10,847
and it's a good thing I did
345
00:14:10,915 --> 00:14:12,615
because you're supposed to be
hiring wait staff,
346
00:14:12,684 --> 00:14:13,983
not trolling for more dates.
347
00:14:14,052 --> 00:14:16,219
[Laughing] Oh.
348
00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:17,687
I get it. Okay.
349
00:14:17,756 --> 00:14:20,420
- [Sighs] What do you get?
- This isn't about me.
350
00:14:20,440 --> 00:14:22,323
You're pulling a "Dad."
351
00:14:22,521 --> 00:14:23,765
What is that even supposed to mean?
352
00:14:23,785 --> 00:14:25,484
How many dirty nappies have you changed
353
00:14:25,553 --> 00:14:27,412
since Lorelei was born?
354
00:14:27,789 --> 00:14:29,322
[Door closes]
355
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:30,656
I'll take this one.
356
00:14:30,725 --> 00:14:31,991
Sure you will.
357
00:14:33,795 --> 00:14:36,829
[Sighs] Sorry, sorry. I know I'm late.
358
00:14:36,898 --> 00:14:38,497
Your store, your rules. [Sighs]
359
00:14:38,566 --> 00:14:39,999
Sweet of you to know that.
360
00:14:40,068 --> 00:14:42,335
Stella's doctor's appointment
took almost two hours
361
00:14:42,403 --> 00:14:43,970
because, apparently,
I married a lunatic.
362
00:14:43,990 --> 00:14:46,439
[Both laugh]
363
00:14:46,507 --> 00:14:47,773
[Sighs]
364
00:14:47,842 --> 00:14:49,709
[Chimes jingling]
365
00:14:49,777 --> 00:14:52,645
366
00:15:04,859 --> 00:15:06,392
[Sighs]
367
00:15:06,461 --> 00:15:08,661
368
00:15:08,730 --> 00:15:09,929
[Sighs]
369
00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:13,232
You lost?
370
00:15:14,724 --> 00:15:18,304
No, I'm... just trying to find
directions to Venice.
371
00:15:18,373 --> 00:15:19,605
Internet's down.
372
00:15:19,674 --> 00:15:21,440
Is it?
373
00:15:21,460 --> 00:15:22,475
Why don't you borrow mine?
374
00:15:22,543 --> 00:15:23,542
No, that... that's okay.
375
00:15:23,611 --> 00:15:24,877
I-I don't think I'm gonna have time.
376
00:15:24,946 --> 00:15:26,145
So, what do you have time for?
377
00:15:26,214 --> 00:15:27,380
A quick coffee?
378
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:28,581
Although it's almost 4:00.
379
00:15:28,650 --> 00:15:31,017
Maybe a cocktail is more appropriate.
380
00:15:31,085 --> 00:15:32,752
[Chuckles] Um...
381
00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:34,687
I-I would love to get
a cocktail with you,
382
00:15:34,756 --> 00:15:36,522
but, uh, I think it'd be
a little bit weird.
383
00:15:36,591 --> 00:15:38,090
Why?
384
00:15:38,159 --> 00:15:39,197
You have a girlfriend?
385
00:15:39,217 --> 00:15:41,127
No, I don't have a girlfriend,
but, uh...
386
00:15:41,195 --> 00:15:44,196
[Chuckling]
I don't know how to say this.
387
00:15:45,266 --> 00:15:46,710
You're my aunt.
388
00:15:49,437 --> 00:15:50,503
I'm your what, now?
389
00:15:50,571 --> 00:15:52,345
You're my aunt.
390
00:15:53,074 --> 00:15:54,940
Harry Davis is my father.
391
00:15:56,339 --> 00:15:57,943
Ohh.
392
00:16:02,241 --> 00:16:04,136
[Babies cooing]
393
00:16:04,205 --> 00:16:06,305
And she was wearing that gorgeous dress.
394
00:16:06,374 --> 00:16:08,047
You remember the one she wore
to your engagement party?
395
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:09,609
Oh, that was a good dress.
396
00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,113
Yeah, I'm so sorry. That
must've been hard for you.
397
00:16:12,133 --> 00:16:13,616
It was so bizarre.
398
00:16:13,636 --> 00:16:15,448
I can't explain it, but
everything about this woman,
399
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:17,149
she just felt like Karen.
400
00:16:17,218 --> 00:16:18,348
Mm. From the back?
401
00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:20,083
- Yeah.
- ?And with long hair.
402
00:16:20,603 --> 00:16:22,722
- Karen used to have long hair.
?- [Laughs]
403
00:16:22,742 --> 00:16:24,357
I know, honey. I'm not teasing you.
404
00:16:24,425 --> 00:16:25,525
Yes, you are.
405
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:26,833
Okay, I'm teasing you a little.
406
00:16:27,674 --> 00:16:29,529
Look, sweetie, I think we
just miss her, you know?
407
00:16:29,597 --> 00:16:30,630
[Door closes]
408
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:31,898
[Breathlessly] Oh, good.
409
00:16:31,966 --> 00:16:33,887
You're home. Yes, of course I'm home.
410
00:16:33,907 --> 00:16:35,067
I've been told that
I won't be leaving the house
411
00:16:35,136 --> 00:16:36,569
for another five to six years so...
412
00:16:36,638 --> 00:16:39,672
Ugh. Marc wants me to send him
another picture of Stella
413
00:16:39,741 --> 00:16:41,274
because the last six weren't enough.
414
00:16:41,342 --> 00:16:42,642
- Oh. Uh-oh.
- [Lorelei cries]
415
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,077
- Okay, I better go.
- ?Oh. Love you.
416
00:16:45,146 --> 00:16:46,379
All right, call me later.
417
00:16:46,447 --> 00:16:47,847
Love you. Yeah, I'm gonna make a bottle.
418
00:16:47,916 --> 00:16:49,715
Come here, you.
Come here, little one. Okay.
419
00:16:49,784 --> 00:16:52,251
Hi. What's up?
420
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:53,786
Okay, Joss, we need to talk.
421
00:16:53,855 --> 00:16:54,954
What is happening right now?
422
00:16:55,023 --> 00:16:56,322
Something big,
423
00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,308
but Harry should probably tell you,
so don't ask me what it is.
424
00:16:58,328 --> 00:16:59,759
But maybe I could
emotionally prepare you
425
00:16:59,827 --> 00:17:00,893
for a really big conversation,
426
00:17:00,962 --> 00:17:02,395
but no one's dying
and no one's cheating,
427
00:17:02,463 --> 00:17:04,363
and what are some other really,
really big... big things?
428
00:17:04,432 --> 00:17:05,913
Kate, I'm either gonna burst into tears
429
00:17:05,933 --> 00:17:07,560
or rip your face off like
that monkey did to its owner.
430
00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:09,939
Well, actually, the monkey ripped
the owner's friend's face...
431
00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:12,589
- Equally disturbing.
- Tell me what is happening.
432
00:17:13,675 --> 00:17:14,907
Harry has a son.
433
00:17:14,976 --> 00:17:16,342
What do you mean you're my son?
434
00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,808
Well, my mother and you...
435
00:17:20,087 --> 00:17:22,815
It was a while ago...
About 23 years to be exact.
436
00:17:22,884 --> 00:17:24,550
Well, your r?sum? said you were 25.
437
00:17:24,619 --> 00:17:26,114
Everybody lies on their r?sum?.
[Chuckles]
438
00:17:26,134 --> 00:17:28,950
Okay, uh, and your... Your mother is...
439
00:17:28,970 --> 00:17:30,582
Serena Thompson.
440
00:17:31,919 --> 00:17:32,925
Serena Thompson.
441
00:17:32,994 --> 00:17:34,527
Who the hell is Serena Thompson?
442
00:17:34,596 --> 00:17:36,807
- What... I need to sit down.
- Well, I've never heard of her either.
443
00:17:36,827 --> 00:17:38,397
Apparently, Harry met her
when he was living in New York.
444
00:17:38,466 --> 00:17:40,687
Living in N... When did
Harry live in New York?
445
00:17:40,707 --> 00:17:41,968
Mid '90s, I think.
446
00:17:42,036 --> 00:17:43,235
He was just there for the summer.
447
00:17:43,304 --> 00:17:45,257
He was taking a class at
some culinary institute.
448
00:17:45,277 --> 00:17:47,164
Anyway, I guess that's
where Harry met Serena,
449
00:17:47,184 --> 00:17:49,108
fell in love. And she
was an older woman, too.
450
00:17:49,177 --> 00:17:50,409
Talk about the pot
calling the kettle black.
451
00:17:50,478 --> 00:17:53,279
- Pot... What?
- I've veered off topic.
452
00:17:53,348 --> 00:17:55,581
- Where were we?
- Serena Thompson.
453
00:17:55,650 --> 00:17:57,783
Yeah, of course I remember Serena.
454
00:17:57,852 --> 00:17:59,185
We broke up, obviously.
455
00:17:59,253 --> 00:18:00,486
Well, she broke up with me.
456
00:18:00,555 --> 00:18:01,988
Actually, first, she lied to me,
457
00:18:02,056 --> 00:18:03,456
and then she broke up with me.
458
00:18:03,524 --> 00:18:04,824
- Because she was married.
- Yeah.
459
00:18:04,892 --> 00:18:06,959
- To my dad.
- Thought I was your dad.
460
00:18:07,028 --> 00:18:09,161
Yeah, but I... I mean,
I only just found that out.
461
00:18:09,230 --> 00:18:11,330
I mean, I always just knew
my dad as my dad... Carl.
462
00:18:11,399 --> 00:18:13,299
Carl.
463
00:18:13,368 --> 00:18:14,834
Yes, wow. That was his name.
464
00:18:14,902 --> 00:18:16,035
Bloody Carl.
465
00:18:16,104 --> 00:18:17,496
He... He died.
466
00:18:17,707 --> 00:18:19,185
I'm very sorry for your loss.
467
00:18:19,205 --> 00:18:21,007
Well, we weren't really that close.
468
00:18:21,774 --> 00:18:25,411
After he died, the lawyer
sent me this letter.
469
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,148
And I assume it says I'm your father.
470
00:18:27,168 --> 00:18:28,648
It's a little more elegant than that,
471
00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:29,949
but pretty much.
472
00:18:30,018 --> 00:18:32,836
So, when my mom found out
she was pregnant,
473
00:18:32,856 --> 00:18:34,220
decided not to tell you, apparently.
474
00:18:34,288 --> 00:18:36,707
- Yeah, apparently.
- But she told my dad,
475
00:18:36,727 --> 00:18:39,164
admitted to him about having the
affair with you... The whole thing.
476
00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:41,081
And I guess that he agreed
to stay with her
477
00:18:41,101 --> 00:18:43,329
as long as nobody found out
that I wasn't actually his kid.
478
00:18:43,398 --> 00:18:44,497
It's unbelievable.
479
00:18:44,565 --> 00:18:46,599
I mean, this is freakin' unbelievable.
480
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:48,634
How did the kid even find out
that he was Harry's son?
481
00:18:48,703 --> 00:18:51,003
What... Did the mother decide
to tell him on his 21st birthday
482
00:18:51,072 --> 00:18:52,471
or something idiotic like that?
483
00:18:52,540 --> 00:18:54,440
He's 25, and I have no idea.
I didn't even get that far.
484
00:18:54,509 --> 00:18:55,908
How could you not have found that out?
485
00:18:55,977 --> 00:18:57,843
I was trying to regroup
after he told me I was his aunt.
486
00:18:57,912 --> 00:18:58,978
I mean, who hits on their nephew?
487
00:18:59,047 --> 00:19:00,646
Me! Apparently I do.
488
00:19:00,715 --> 00:19:01,881
Okay, Kate, stay with me here.
489
00:19:01,949 --> 00:19:02,815
Uh, where is he now?
490
00:19:02,884 --> 00:19:03,949
Gabe? I don't know.
491
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:05,422
I'm... I'm assuming he's with Harry.
492
00:19:05,442 --> 00:19:07,386
And this Serena person,
is she here, too?
493
00:19:07,455 --> 00:19:09,055
My mom? [Laughing] No.
494
00:19:09,123 --> 00:19:10,289
No, she doesn't even know I'm here.
495
00:19:10,358 --> 00:19:11,991
Man, she'd kill me if she knew.
496
00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:13,659
But once I tracked you down...
497
00:19:13,728 --> 00:19:15,728
Wait... H-How did you track me down?
498
00:19:15,797 --> 00:19:17,096
Oh, my dad, he knew your name,
499
00:19:17,165 --> 00:19:18,631
and he knew that you were Australian,
500
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,133
so, once I put those two things
together, it was pretty easy...
501
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,703
You know, especially since
you're pretty famous. [Chuckles]
502
00:19:23,771 --> 00:19:26,572
503
00:19:27,308 --> 00:19:29,208
- Am I?
- ?Definitely.
504
00:19:29,277 --> 00:19:31,295
I mean, it's a good thing, too.
I might not have found you, otherwise.
505
00:19:31,315 --> 00:19:32,845
But once I found out, I mean, I...
506
00:19:32,914 --> 00:19:36,314
couldn't just go another day
without meeting my real dad.
507
00:19:41,823 --> 00:19:43,622
April: [Sighs]
508
00:19:43,691 --> 00:19:45,458
Ugh.
509
00:19:45,526 --> 00:19:47,626
If you wake her, I will murder you.
510
00:19:47,695 --> 00:19:49,462
I don't think she's breathing.
She's not moving.
511
00:19:49,530 --> 00:19:50,796
Right. Because she's sleeping.
512
00:19:50,865 --> 00:19:52,031
I read about this one case
513
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:53,499
where the swaddle was too tight
514
00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:54,934
and the baby nearly suffocated.
515
00:19:55,002 --> 00:19:56,635
Marc, I love you,
516
00:19:56,704 --> 00:20:00,066
but if you touch that swaddle,
I will suffocate you.
517
00:20:01,976 --> 00:20:03,042
[Crib creaks, Stella cries]
518
00:20:03,111 --> 00:20:04,877
[Sighs]
519
00:20:04,946 --> 00:20:06,812
What? I didn't touch the swaddle.
520
00:20:06,881 --> 00:20:08,347
Oh.
521
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:09,548
[Sighs]
522
00:20:09,617 --> 00:20:11,150
You need to get control of yourself.
523
00:20:11,219 --> 00:20:12,685
I'm just being a concerned father.
524
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,588
No! You're being a crazy father.
You need to stay off the Internet
525
00:20:15,656 --> 00:20:17,556
and stop worrying about
every little thing
526
00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:19,058
turning into something terrible,
527
00:20:19,127 --> 00:20:20,392
because all you're doing
528
00:20:20,461 --> 00:20:22,695
is giving our baby an anxiety disorder.
529
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,230
Look, I might be overprotective,
530
00:20:24,298 --> 00:20:25,798
but it's easier for you to be calm.
531
00:20:25,867 --> 00:20:26,932
This is your second.
532
00:20:27,001 --> 00:20:29,502
Trust me, I was never
this crazy with Lucy.
533
00:20:29,570 --> 00:20:31,470
So get it together, okay?
534
00:20:31,539 --> 00:20:34,406
Stop putting so much
pressure on everything.
535
00:20:34,475 --> 00:20:36,275
I would like her to be
at least in high school
536
00:20:36,344 --> 00:20:37,543
before she needs to start therapy.
537
00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:42,648
538
00:20:42,717 --> 00:20:44,383
[Sighs]
539
00:20:51,859 --> 00:20:53,676
Wha...
540
00:20:53,696 --> 00:20:55,161
Crap. What happened?
Did I oversleep again?
541
00:20:55,418 --> 00:20:57,229
What time is it? ?5:45.
542
00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:58,230
[Sighs]
543
00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,999
Mm.
544
00:21:00,067 --> 00:21:02,001
Is it... Is it too early
to tell me about your other kid,
545
00:21:02,069 --> 00:21:03,569
or do you want some coffee first?
546
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:05,771
[Groans]
547
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,506
Were you really planning on
not telling me, Harry?
548
00:21:07,575 --> 00:21:08,674
[Groans]
549
00:21:08,743 --> 00:21:10,876
Joss, of course I was gonna tell you.
550
00:21:11,344 --> 00:21:13,579
I wanted to tell you last night,
but you were asleep when I got home.
551
00:21:13,648 --> 00:21:16,415
It was after 7:30!
Of course I was asleep.
552
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:18,117
I'm sorry. I'm not on your
sleeping schedule yet.
553
00:21:18,186 --> 00:21:19,285
Why would you be, you know?
554
00:21:19,353 --> 00:21:20,886
You're not the one feeding
our baby at midnight
555
00:21:20,955 --> 00:21:22,621
- and then again at 3:00 in the morning.
- Okay, yeah, no, no.
556
00:21:22,641 --> 00:21:24,156
Of course. I'm sorry.
Do you want me to feed her?
557
00:21:24,225 --> 00:21:25,391
What? No. No, no, no, no.
558
00:21:25,459 --> 00:21:26,692
What I... What I want is...
559
00:21:26,761 --> 00:21:28,427
Is more information on this Gabe person.
560
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:29,662
Harry, is he really your son?
561
00:21:29,730 --> 00:21:30,830
Ohh.
562
00:21:32,133 --> 00:21:34,033
Honestly, Joss,
the more I think about it,
563
00:21:34,101 --> 00:21:36,202
the more I'm convinced
that it is all a scam.
564
00:21:36,270 --> 00:21:38,619
For one thing, Serena and
I were always careful.
565
00:21:38,639 --> 00:21:40,105
I wa... I was a Nervous Nelly back then.
566
00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:42,141
I never went in... unwrapped.
567
00:21:42,161 --> 00:21:43,375
Yeah, yeah, I got it, I got it.
568
00:21:43,444 --> 00:21:45,110
I'm a big fan of condoms,
but we both know they...
569
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,213
They break, sure, but
Serena would never have kept
570
00:21:47,281 --> 00:21:48,914
something this big from me, you know?
571
00:21:48,983 --> 00:21:50,216
I-It's not who she was.
572
00:21:50,284 --> 00:21:52,251
Well [clears throat]
maybe you didn't know her
573
00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:54,353
- as well as you thought you did.
- No, it wasn't like that.
574
00:21:54,422 --> 00:21:57,031
It wasn't just some summer
fling. We were in love.
575
00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:58,490
Yes.
576
00:21:58,559 --> 00:22:00,559
Well, yeah, you know,
obviously the woman can lie
577
00:22:00,628 --> 00:22:02,825
since she was sleeping with you while
she was married to someone else.
578
00:22:02,845 --> 00:22:04,763
?Right. But eventually she
told me the truth about that,
579
00:22:04,832 --> 00:22:06,265
and if she really were
pregnant with my baby,
580
00:22:06,334 --> 00:22:08,254
it would've given her
all the reason she needed
581
00:22:08,274 --> 00:22:10,336
- to leave Carl.
- Maybe she didn't want to leave Carl.
582
00:22:10,404 --> 00:22:11,704
- Maybe she loved Carl.
- She didn't love Carl.
583
00:22:11,772 --> 00:22:15,084
Okay, well, I hate Carl.
Frankly... I hate all of them.
584
00:22:15,104 --> 00:22:17,417
I mean, this is the last thing that
we want to be dealing with right now.
585
00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:19,311
I know, I know.
Absolutely, I know, I agree,
586
00:22:19,331 --> 00:22:21,313
which is why I'm gonna put
the whole thing to bed.
587
00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:23,382
- By assuming that he's lying?
- By proving he's lying, Joss.
588
00:22:23,451 --> 00:22:24,683
He thinks I'm rich.
589
00:22:24,752 --> 00:22:26,252
Well... ?He thinks I'm rich and famous
590
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:27,553
and thought he could make a quick buck,
591
00:22:27,622 --> 00:22:29,730
- the poor dumb bastard.
- But how...
592
00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:32,073
Lookit, maybe Serena
told him about us, you know?
593
00:22:32,093 --> 00:22:33,986
Maybe they were watching that
moronic reality show together,
594
00:22:34,006 --> 00:22:36,228
and she said, "Oh, look,
I used to have sex with that guy,"
595
00:22:36,297 --> 00:22:38,230
- and the kid got an idea...
- ?Shh! Just...
596
00:22:38,299 --> 00:22:39,732
Maybe they were in on it together, Joss.
597
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:41,033
Who knows? The point is...
598
00:22:41,102 --> 00:22:42,835
[Snaps fingers] I have his straw.
599
00:22:42,904 --> 00:22:44,979
- You have his what?
- His straw from his soda.
600
00:22:44,999 --> 00:22:48,235
It is swimming with his DNA.
It has DNA up the wazoo.
601
00:22:48,255 --> 00:22:51,744
- Okay.
- ?[Lorelei crying]
602
00:22:51,812 --> 00:22:53,312
Ugh. Right.
603
00:22:53,381 --> 00:22:55,481
Um, and, you know,
she probably needs to be changed.
604
00:22:55,549 --> 00:22:57,216
- Do you want to do it?
- I do, absolutely.
605
00:22:57,285 --> 00:22:59,712
I do have to make a quick
call to the contractor.
606
00:22:59,732 --> 00:23:01,186
- The contractor?
- Yeah.
607
00:23:01,255 --> 00:23:02,488
I-I noticed that half the windows
608
00:23:02,556 --> 00:23:04,023
have been painted shut
on the restaurant.
609
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:05,291
I got to get him out there today.
610
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:06,926
But wait, Harry. I...
611
00:23:06,994 --> 00:23:10,596
[Crying continues]
612
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,736
Thank you.
613
00:23:13,805 --> 00:23:15,438
Next?
614
00:23:15,506 --> 00:23:16,672
April?
615
00:23:16,741 --> 00:23:18,074
[Chuckling] Oh, I'm so sorry.
616
00:23:18,142 --> 00:23:19,842
I'm working on four hours of sleep.
617
00:23:19,911 --> 00:23:21,756
- I'll have the usual.
- Sure thing.
618
00:23:21,776 --> 00:23:22,742
How's Stella?
619
00:23:22,811 --> 00:23:25,445
Adorable. Exhausting but adorable.
620
00:23:25,514 --> 00:23:26,913
Aww.
621
00:23:26,982 --> 00:23:28,781
Oh. You just missed your friend.
622
00:23:28,850 --> 00:23:30,116
She was here earlier.
623
00:23:30,185 --> 00:23:31,951
I haven't seen her in so long,
I assumed she moved away.
624
00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:33,286
Which friend?
625
00:23:33,355 --> 00:23:34,487
Mm... Karen?
626
00:23:34,556 --> 00:23:36,089
The sex writer?
627
00:23:36,157 --> 00:23:37,293
You couldn't have seen Karen.
628
00:23:37,313 --> 00:23:39,796
Chai soy latte, extra whip,
add cinnamon?
629
00:23:39,816 --> 00:23:42,662
Uh... it wasn't Karen.
630
00:23:43,710 --> 00:23:46,165
Uh, I'm s... I'm sorry
to be annoying, but...
631
00:23:47,936 --> 00:23:49,335
that's her, isn't it?
632
00:23:49,404 --> 00:23:52,238
633
00:23:54,109 --> 00:23:55,975
Dante: I don't know why I waited so long
634
00:23:56,044 --> 00:23:57,410
to watch "Downton Abbey"!
635
00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:59,946
But the marathon has begun,
the weeping is imminent,
636
00:24:00,015 --> 00:24:02,378
and all is right in the world.
637
00:24:02,810 --> 00:24:04,884
Okay, delete that.
All is right in my world.
638
00:24:04,953 --> 00:24:06,099
Your world appears to be rocked.
639
00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:08,721
- I hit on my nephew yesterday.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
640
00:24:08,790 --> 00:24:10,857
- Since when do you have a nephew?
?- Since yesterday.
641
00:24:10,926 --> 00:24:12,158
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, okay.
642
00:24:12,227 --> 00:24:13,764
And did you try and have sex with him
643
00:24:13,784 --> 00:24:16,729
before or after you found out
that you were related?
644
00:24:16,798 --> 00:24:18,197
It's not funny.
645
00:24:18,266 --> 00:24:19,832
Something might actually
be wrong with me.
646
00:24:19,901 --> 00:24:21,801
Okay, so you kiss a lot of frogs.
647
00:24:21,870 --> 00:24:24,037
- There's no shame in that.
- I don't know.
648
00:24:24,105 --> 00:24:25,838
- I mean, it was fun for a while...
- Mm-hmm.
649
00:24:25,907 --> 00:24:28,141
Shaking off the whole
Scott and Brian of it all.
650
00:24:28,209 --> 00:24:30,693
Putting myself out there,
it made me feel empowered.
651
00:24:30,713 --> 00:24:31,660
As it should.
652
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,613
You went and got
your Carrie Bradshaw on...
653
00:24:33,682 --> 00:24:34,814
Upgraded your look,
654
00:24:34,883 --> 00:24:36,649
got yourself a brand-new
fabulous apartment,
655
00:24:36,718 --> 00:24:38,585
an even "fabulouser" best friend.
656
00:24:38,653 --> 00:24:40,687
- C'est moi.
- ?Ooh! C'est vrai.
657
00:24:40,755 --> 00:24:42,555
And I do feel like I've come into my own
658
00:24:42,624 --> 00:24:44,223
- in a good way.
- ?But...
659
00:24:44,292 --> 00:24:45,992
Lately, it just all feels a bit hollow.
660
00:24:47,095 --> 00:24:48,328
I want more.
661
00:24:48,396 --> 00:24:49,395
You're ready.
662
00:24:49,464 --> 00:24:50,697
Ready for what?
663
00:24:50,765 --> 00:24:52,703
To meet your next big love.
664
00:24:52,723 --> 00:24:54,055
I don't know what the hell
you're talking about.
665
00:24:54,124 --> 00:24:55,557
You remember when Harry
first introduced us,
666
00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:56,825
and I was all bitter and depressed
667
00:24:56,893 --> 00:24:58,026
because of my breakup with Peter?
668
00:24:58,095 --> 00:25:01,096
The first thing I did was
go on like a thousand dates
669
00:25:01,164 --> 00:25:02,797
just to try and get over him.
670
00:25:02,866 --> 00:25:05,300
But after that, I went home.
671
00:25:05,369 --> 00:25:09,070
I spent three weeks in my
childhood bedroom in Minnesota,
672
00:25:09,139 --> 00:25:11,306
and I reconnected with myself.
673
00:25:11,375 --> 00:25:14,075
And when I came back to L.A.... poof!...
674
00:25:14,144 --> 00:25:16,644
There was Alan, waiting for me,
675
00:25:16,713 --> 00:25:18,313
in the linen section at Target.
676
00:25:18,382 --> 00:25:19,781
It's a lovely story,
677
00:25:19,850 --> 00:25:22,150
but I can't possibly afford to
go back to Australia right now.
678
00:25:22,219 --> 00:25:24,252
I didn't mean you literally
had to go back to Australia.
679
00:25:24,321 --> 00:25:26,688
I just meant you have to find
your happy place again...
680
00:25:26,757 --> 00:25:28,523
Your roots, the thing
that makes you you.
681
00:25:28,592 --> 00:25:32,060
You find her again,
and you might meet him.
682
00:25:34,398 --> 00:25:35,497
Come on.
683
00:25:35,565 --> 00:25:37,365
- I want to see you in a bikini.
- Oh!
684
00:25:42,539 --> 00:25:44,339
Hey. You busy?
685
00:25:46,743 --> 00:25:49,010
Uh, yeah. Actually I am.
686
00:25:49,079 --> 00:25:52,748
Trying to get ready for
the big opening and all that.
687
00:25:52,768 --> 00:25:55,111
- Right.
- Thought I said I'd call you if I...
688
00:25:55,112 --> 00:25:57,626
Yeah, no, you did. I just, uh...
I was going through some of this stuff,
689
00:25:57,646 --> 00:26:00,514
and I got excited and wanted
to show you it, so, uh...
690
00:26:00,583 --> 00:26:01,782
But I can come back at lunch.
691
00:26:01,851 --> 00:26:03,083
We don't take lunch.
692
00:26:03,152 --> 00:26:06,553
Okay. Well, um...
I can just leave it here.
693
00:26:06,622 --> 00:26:08,288
It's just, you know,
some pictures of me as a kid
694
00:26:08,357 --> 00:26:09,423
- and...
- ?You know what?
695
00:26:09,491 --> 00:26:12,593
I-I don't have time for this... Gabe.
696
00:26:13,848 --> 00:26:16,830
Right. Sorry.
697
00:26:16,899 --> 00:26:18,899
- I'll catch up with you later.
- ?Okay.
698
00:26:18,968 --> 00:26:22,102
Hey, maybe if you gave me your cell,
then we could figure this out.
699
00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:24,000
I'm not giving you my number.
700
00:26:24,473 --> 00:26:26,673
- Wow, really?
- Yeah. Really.
701
00:26:26,742 --> 00:26:28,041
[Sighs]
702
00:26:28,110 --> 00:26:30,811
[Scoffs] So you can't make
any time for your own son?
703
00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:33,480
You're not my damn son.
704
00:26:33,549 --> 00:26:35,749
You're a con artist
looking to make a quick buck,
705
00:26:35,818 --> 00:26:38,125
but the joke's on you, mate,
because I am flat broke.
706
00:26:38,145 --> 00:26:39,620
So keep at it if you want,
707
00:26:39,688 --> 00:26:41,622
but I'm having your DNA
tested as we speak.
708
00:26:41,690 --> 00:26:44,024
So unless you want me coming
after you with a lawsuit,
709
00:26:44,093 --> 00:26:45,993
you might want to head back home.
710
00:26:46,061 --> 00:26:48,161
711
00:26:53,623 --> 00:26:54,958
And don't take this
the wrong way, April,
712
00:26:55,027 --> 00:26:56,126
but this is what you always do.
713
00:26:56,195 --> 00:26:57,261
You think dead people aren't dead.
714
00:26:57,329 --> 00:26:58,162
That's, like, your thing.
715
00:26:58,230 --> 00:26:59,596
Yes, okay, it is my thing.
716
00:26:59,665 --> 00:27:01,765
Because the last time I thought
a dead person wasn't dead,
717
00:27:01,834 --> 00:27:03,634
it turned out he wasn't dead.
718
00:27:03,703 --> 00:27:04,668
But Karen is.
719
00:27:04,737 --> 00:27:06,003
Honey, we went to her funeral.
720
00:27:06,072 --> 00:27:07,871
- Where there was no body.
- Becau...
721
00:27:07,940 --> 00:27:09,506
Because she was cremated.
722
00:27:09,575 --> 00:27:11,575
Okay, just because a woman
who looked like Karen,
723
00:27:11,644 --> 00:27:13,210
who ordered the same drink as Karen...
724
00:27:13,279 --> 00:27:14,478
Whose name just happens to be Karen Kim.
725
00:27:14,547 --> 00:27:16,280
You know, Kim is a fairly
common Korean name.
726
00:27:16,348 --> 00:27:17,915
It's like Greenberg for the Jews, April.
727
00:27:17,983 --> 00:27:19,283
I knew you were gonna say that,
728
00:27:19,351 --> 00:27:21,351
which is why I took a picture of it.
729
00:27:21,420 --> 00:27:22,920
You took a picture of what... Jews?
730
00:27:22,988 --> 00:27:24,955
Tell me that's not her signature.
731
00:27:26,017 --> 00:27:27,891
Okay, I mean, that...
Yeah, that kind of...
732
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:29,326
That looks like her
handwriting, I think.
733
00:27:29,395 --> 00:27:30,294
- You think?
- ?Oh, I don't know!
734
00:27:30,362 --> 00:27:31,562
I... How am I gonna know for sure?
735
00:27:31,630 --> 00:27:32,362
It's not like we wrote letters
to each other.
736
00:27:32,431 --> 00:27:33,564
- Joss.
- ?What? Okay.
737
00:27:33,632 --> 00:27:36,600
Yes, that's definitely her handwriting,
which is weird. ?Very weird.
738
00:27:36,669 --> 00:27:39,232
It's very, very frickin' weird.
739
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:43,507
Let's just say...
740
00:27:43,576 --> 00:27:46,381
I mean, let's just pretend
for one second...
741
00:27:46,401 --> 00:27:47,947
- Why would she fake her own death?
?- Exactly!
742
00:27:47,967 --> 00:27:49,680
Okay, I don't know. I don't know.
743
00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:51,949
Maybe she was more unhappy than we knew.
744
00:27:52,017 --> 00:27:54,351
It was really, really strange
745
00:27:54,420 --> 00:27:55,786
that none of us identified her body.
746
00:27:55,855 --> 00:27:57,387
- Who did?
- ?I don't know.
747
00:27:57,456 --> 00:27:59,156
U-Um, the funeral home
was supposed to send her remains
748
00:27:59,225 --> 00:28:00,996
to her brother in Korea.
749
00:28:01,190 --> 00:28:03,358
What time is it in Korea right now?
750
00:28:03,543 --> 00:28:06,296
This is fun, right?
751
00:28:06,365 --> 00:28:08,398
Some stress-free chill time.
752
00:28:08,467 --> 00:28:10,734
Maybe I should get my guitar.
What do you say?
753
00:28:10,803 --> 00:28:12,402
- [Stella whimpers]
- Okay, okay, okay.
754
00:28:12,471 --> 00:28:14,171
That's okay. Just a suggestion.
755
00:28:15,244 --> 00:28:17,223
First step to relaxing...
756
00:28:17,917 --> 00:28:19,386
How about...
757
00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:20,511
[Grunts]
758
00:28:20,579 --> 00:28:22,379
How about a little nap?
759
00:28:22,448 --> 00:28:24,081
You in?
760
00:28:24,101 --> 00:28:25,249
[Grunts]
761
00:28:25,269 --> 00:28:27,217
Okay.
762
00:28:27,286 --> 00:28:30,721
[Sighs]
763
00:28:30,790 --> 00:28:33,557
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
764
00:28:33,626 --> 00:28:36,293
- Uh-huh.
- "Uh-huh" what? What is he saying?
765
00:28:36,873 --> 00:28:39,339
Okay, right, well... No, thanks for...
Thanks for letting me know,
766
00:28:39,359 --> 00:28:40,931
and I'll definitely see
if there's anything I can do
767
00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:42,566
on... on our end to help.
768
00:28:43,225 --> 00:28:44,501
Right.
769
00:28:44,570 --> 00:28:45,969
Okay. Bye.
770
00:28:46,907 --> 00:28:48,693
Help with what? What did he say?
771
00:28:48,869 --> 00:28:50,007
He never got her ashes,
772
00:28:50,075 --> 00:28:53,345
and the funeral home has n-no
record of even sending them.
773
00:28:53,574 --> 00:28:55,527
Oh, my God. Goose bumps... They're back.
774
00:28:55,547 --> 00:28:57,314
- But that doesn't mean that...
?- Joss, I know what it doesn't mean,
775
00:28:57,383 --> 00:29:00,471
- but it does mean...
- That anything's possible.
776
00:29:00,491 --> 00:29:02,471
[Sighs]
777
00:29:03,570 --> 00:29:06,824
I didn't say I don't believe you.
I just think it's possible
778
00:29:06,892 --> 00:29:09,293
you and April might be
suffering from, um...
779
00:29:09,361 --> 00:29:10,828
What's that thing called again?
780
00:29:10,896 --> 00:29:12,362
Marc read an article about it.
781
00:29:12,431 --> 00:29:15,632
It's, um, mom... mum... Ah, "momnesia."
782
00:29:15,701 --> 00:29:17,234
It's like a version of
pregnancy brain where the...
783
00:29:17,303 --> 00:29:18,502
[Cellphone beeps]
784
00:29:18,571 --> 00:29:19,870
Hello?
785
00:29:19,939 --> 00:29:21,981
Joss. Joss. Josslyn.
786
00:29:23,876 --> 00:29:26,043
[Sighs] Oh, boy.
787
00:29:26,111 --> 00:29:27,778
[Cellphone rings, beeps]
788
00:29:27,847 --> 00:29:29,845
All right, I'm sorry I said momnesia.
789
00:29:30,223 --> 00:29:32,018
Sorry, wh... who is this?
790
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:34,651
Oh, right. Hi. Yeah.
791
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,855
Uh... Didn't expect you
to have them so soon.
792
00:29:37,923 --> 00:29:39,690
No, no, no, no, no.
I appreciate the rush.
793
00:29:39,758 --> 00:29:41,258
So you have the results, then?
794
00:29:45,208 --> 00:29:46,659
Right, okay.
795
00:29:48,397 --> 00:29:50,200
Um, thank you very much.
796
00:30:04,398 --> 00:30:05,868
Oh, hi.
797
00:30:05,936 --> 00:30:07,017
Hey.
798
00:30:07,037 --> 00:30:09,471
[Stella cries] Where'd your hat go?
799
00:30:09,540 --> 00:30:11,240
Oh, no, you're... Where'd it go?
800
00:30:11,804 --> 00:30:13,442
Oh, no. Oh, no.
801
00:30:13,462 --> 00:30:15,310
Oh, crap. Aw, crap.
802
00:30:15,379 --> 00:30:16,379
Crap!
803
00:30:17,237 --> 00:30:18,313
What are you guys doing out here?
804
00:30:18,382 --> 00:30:21,450
Stella's head got sunburnt! She
fell asleep, and her hat fell off!
805
00:30:21,519 --> 00:30:22,759
[Panting]
806
00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:23,770
Look.
807
00:30:23,790 --> 00:30:25,152
- Ohh.
- ?She's fine.
808
00:30:25,172 --> 00:30:26,446
She's not crying or anything.
809
00:30:26,466 --> 00:30:28,225
Babies don't cry from skin cancer!
810
00:30:28,245 --> 00:30:30,445
No one gets skin cancer
by taking a nap in the backyard.
811
00:30:30,514 --> 00:30:31,646
[Sighs]
812
00:30:31,715 --> 00:30:33,849
What, did you suddenly go
to medical school?
813
00:30:33,917 --> 00:30:36,301
Hey, will you take her for a second?
I got to make a call.
814
00:30:36,321 --> 00:30:37,552
You're gonna call the doctor about this?
815
00:30:37,621 --> 00:30:38,620
No.
816
00:30:38,689 --> 00:30:39,821
Yes.
817
00:30:39,890 --> 00:30:41,734
[Sighs] Stella's skin
is brand-new, Lucy,
818
00:30:41,754 --> 00:30:43,358
and I come from a people
with very delicate skin.
819
00:30:43,427 --> 00:30:44,875
- [Sighs]
- [Speed-dialing]
820
00:30:45,482 --> 00:30:46,628
Hi, Sylvia. It's Mark.
821
00:30:46,697 --> 00:30:48,096
Yes, again. [Chuckles]
822
00:30:48,165 --> 00:30:50,632
Is Dr. Gomez available
for a quick question?
823
00:30:50,701 --> 00:30:52,267
Sure. Sure, I'll hold.
824
00:30:53,428 --> 00:30:54,503
Joss: What exactly did you say?
825
00:30:54,571 --> 00:30:57,468
I basically called him a lying son
of a bitch and threatened to sue.
826
00:30:57,488 --> 00:30:58,673
Sue him? For what?
827
00:30:58,742 --> 00:31:00,542
Extortion? I don't know. I was bluffing.
828
00:31:00,611 --> 00:31:04,446
I mean, obviously, if I'd known
he was telling the truth...
829
00:31:04,515 --> 00:31:06,648
[Groans]
830
00:31:06,717 --> 00:31:08,083
I cannot believe I have a son.
831
00:31:08,151 --> 00:31:09,484
- I know. I know, but...
- Yeah, but, then again,
832
00:31:09,553 --> 00:31:11,319
it didn't seem that far-fetched,
the scam of it all.
833
00:31:11,388 --> 00:31:12,921
Considering what happened
with April and Miranda,
834
00:31:12,990 --> 00:31:13,955
it seemed possible.
835
00:31:14,024 --> 00:31:15,156
I mean, how hard is it
836
00:31:15,225 --> 00:31:16,691
to forge a letter from a guy
I've never even met?
837
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:17,768
Wait. What letter?
838
00:31:17,788 --> 00:31:20,262
Yeah, but things... They happen
all the time. They happen...
839
00:31:20,282 --> 00:31:21,624
Okay, maybe they don't
happen all the time,
840
00:31:21,644 --> 00:31:23,352
but they definitely... They do happen.
841
00:31:25,363 --> 00:31:26,968
Don't they? ?I'm sorry.
842
00:31:27,037 --> 00:31:28,403
- Am I included in this conversation now?
?- Joss.
843
00:31:28,472 --> 00:31:30,572
[Sighs] Harry, I don't...
I don't know what to say here.
844
00:31:30,641 --> 00:31:32,340
Um, if you want to call him, call him.
845
00:31:32,409 --> 00:31:34,409
If he wants to forgive you,
you know, he will.
846
00:31:34,478 --> 00:31:35,644
You know, he's an adult.
847
00:31:35,712 --> 00:31:37,212
He ca... He can make his own choices,
848
00:31:37,281 --> 00:31:40,689
but, in the meantime, there's a
baby here that needs you, Harry.
849
00:31:40,709 --> 00:31:42,083
And I... [Sighs]
850
00:31:42,152 --> 00:31:44,340
You know, you've...
You've barely held her
851
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:45,520
since she was born.
852
00:31:45,589 --> 00:31:48,156
And even when you're standing
right here in front of us,
853
00:31:48,225 --> 00:31:49,424
I don't know why it...
854
00:31:49,493 --> 00:31:52,227
It feels like we're all alone.
855
00:31:52,296 --> 00:31:54,162
Oh, Joss, I'm... Please don't cry.
856
00:31:54,182 --> 00:31:55,564
- I'm so sorry.
- No, I... No, no.
857
00:31:55,632 --> 00:31:57,732
I don't... I don't want you
to apologize, Harry.
858
00:31:57,801 --> 00:32:00,135
I just... I want to know
what I'm dealing with here.
859
00:32:00,203 --> 00:32:03,538
I want to know [sighs]
that you're gonna be here.
860
00:32:03,607 --> 00:32:06,007
Of course I'm gonna be here.
It's just... It's a crazy time.
861
00:32:06,076 --> 00:32:08,743
It's always gonna be crazy, Harry.
It's always gonna be something.
862
00:32:08,812 --> 00:32:11,046
Whether it's a long-lost son
you didn't know you had
863
00:32:11,114 --> 00:32:12,499
or busted windows at the restaurant
864
00:32:12,519 --> 00:32:14,231
or a frickin' sous-chef who sucks,
865
00:32:14,251 --> 00:32:16,765
it's always be something
that can be more interesting
866
00:32:16,785 --> 00:32:18,230
than what's going on in these four walls
867
00:32:18,250 --> 00:32:20,873
because, you know, babies are boring.
868
00:32:21,076 --> 00:32:23,191
I'm sorry. They're...
They're crazy boring.
869
00:32:23,260 --> 00:32:26,861
And they're crazy hard,
and I'm... I'm tired.
870
00:32:26,930 --> 00:32:29,431
871
00:32:29,499 --> 00:32:30,699
[Sniffles] And I...
872
00:32:30,767 --> 00:32:32,734
And, you know, I didn't
expect to do this alone,
873
00:32:32,803 --> 00:32:34,836
but I can if it's...
If it's what I have to do.
874
00:32:34,905 --> 00:32:37,955
It's... It's not what
I was hoping for, but I can.
875
00:32:38,024 --> 00:32:39,412
I think I'm just... I'm...
876
00:32:39,432 --> 00:32:42,832
I'm trying to figure out what
kind of dad you want to be.
877
00:32:44,716 --> 00:32:46,881
I don't know.
878
00:32:46,950 --> 00:32:49,184
I-I don't know what kind
of dad I want to be, Joss,
879
00:32:49,204 --> 00:32:51,119
because I...
880
00:32:51,459 --> 00:32:54,089
I have no idea how to be a dad.
881
00:32:54,676 --> 00:32:56,057
Harry.
882
00:32:56,616 --> 00:32:59,094
I didn't have a proper role model.
883
00:32:59,162 --> 00:33:00,362
[Sighs]
884
00:33:00,430 --> 00:33:02,464
And then when Savi and I
were trying for so long
885
00:33:02,532 --> 00:33:03,965
and it didn't happen, I just...
886
00:33:04,034 --> 00:33:05,793
I figured it was the universe's way
887
00:33:05,813 --> 00:33:08,151
of protecting some innocent child
888
00:33:08,171 --> 00:33:11,216
from having me as a father.
889
00:33:12,369 --> 00:33:13,808
But now here she is.
890
00:33:13,877 --> 00:33:16,077
[Sighs] Wow.
891
00:33:16,146 --> 00:33:18,079
She's here, and she is perfect.
892
00:33:18,148 --> 00:33:19,481
[Sniffles]
893
00:33:22,377 --> 00:33:24,321
Look at how perfect she is.
894
00:33:26,790 --> 00:33:29,824
Come here. Come here.
895
00:33:29,893 --> 00:33:31,726
[Sighs]
896
00:33:32,130 --> 00:33:35,597
- [Lorelei crying]
- Aw, no. ?lt's okay.
897
00:33:35,666 --> 00:33:37,532
It's okay.
898
00:33:37,601 --> 00:33:39,734
What do I do?
899
00:33:41,232 --> 00:33:43,038
Just hold her.
900
00:33:43,106 --> 00:33:45,940
901
00:33:59,664 --> 00:34:02,138
Please don't tell me you're
taking Stella to the hospital.
902
00:34:02,158 --> 00:34:04,859
No. [Sighs] She's asleep.
903
00:34:04,928 --> 00:34:07,228
Dr. Gomez said she'd probably be fine.
904
00:34:07,297 --> 00:34:09,464
- Probably?
- Okay, she said that she's totally fine.
905
00:34:09,533 --> 00:34:11,332
I told you there's nothing
to worry about.
906
00:34:11,401 --> 00:34:12,801
Stella's half black, remember?
907
00:34:12,869 --> 00:34:13,902
[Laughs]
908
00:34:13,970 --> 00:34:15,070
[Groans]
909
00:34:15,138 --> 00:34:17,005
This parenting thing is so hard.
910
00:34:17,025 --> 00:34:19,007
And your mom makes me feel like
I'm one of the Three Stooges.
911
00:34:19,076 --> 00:34:21,242
- The three who?
- ?Never mind.
912
00:34:21,311 --> 00:34:23,044
The point is, your mom is so calm
913
00:34:23,113 --> 00:34:24,527
that it makes me more anxious.
914
00:34:24,547 --> 00:34:26,147
Listen, the only reason Mom's so chill
915
00:34:26,216 --> 00:34:27,682
is because you got to be the crazy one.
916
00:34:27,751 --> 00:34:29,984
- [Laughs]
?- You're actually doing her a favor.
917
00:34:30,053 --> 00:34:31,619
Well, it doesn't seem like it.
918
00:34:31,688 --> 00:34:34,278
She keeps telling me how
she was never this way with you,
919
00:34:34,298 --> 00:34:36,091
how easygoing she was
when you were a baby.
920
00:34:36,159 --> 00:34:37,459
- Easygoing?
- ?Mm-hmm.
921
00:34:37,527 --> 00:34:39,260
[Giggles] Yeah, right.
922
00:34:39,329 --> 00:34:41,549
Well, I got something to show you.
923
00:34:42,265 --> 00:34:44,108
- What you got?
- You'll see.
924
00:34:47,191 --> 00:34:48,396
Come on.
925
00:34:48,505 --> 00:34:51,105
[Sighs] That's my baby book.
926
00:34:51,351 --> 00:34:52,732
Turn to the back.
927
00:34:56,402 --> 00:34:57,746
"Lucy's poop notes"?
What the hell is this?
928
00:34:57,814 --> 00:35:00,248
[Chuckles] That's my poop journal.
929
00:35:00,317 --> 00:35:02,016
She recorded every time
I went to the bathroom
930
00:35:02,085 --> 00:35:04,352
- until I was 18 months old.
- ?What?!
931
00:35:04,421 --> 00:35:06,020
[Giggles] ?This is nuts!
932
00:35:06,089 --> 00:35:08,490
- "Big poop. Small poop... 10:00 a.m."
?- Yeah.
933
00:35:08,558 --> 00:35:10,225
She was the most neurotic mom ever.
934
00:35:10,293 --> 00:35:11,893
She didn't even let me out of the house
935
00:35:11,962 --> 00:35:13,128
until I was four months old
936
00:35:13,196 --> 00:35:14,763
because she thought I'd get bird flu.
937
00:35:14,831 --> 00:35:17,365
[Laughs] Even I wouldn't do that.
938
00:35:17,434 --> 00:35:19,200
Well, I don't think I would, at least.
939
00:35:19,269 --> 00:35:20,802
- That's my point.
- [Chuckles]
940
00:35:20,871 --> 00:35:23,004
Now that you're here, she can relax.
941
00:35:23,073 --> 00:35:25,206
She knows you've got the crazy covered.
942
00:35:25,275 --> 00:35:26,708
Trust me, if you weren't around,
943
00:35:26,777 --> 00:35:28,748
Stella would be in a plastic bubble.
944
00:35:29,575 --> 00:35:30,961
Thanks, Luce.
945
00:35:30,981 --> 00:35:32,147
April: Hello?
946
00:35:32,215 --> 00:35:34,020
- Where is everyone?
- [Keys jingling]
947
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:36,384
- Marc: Hi.
- Hi, guys!
948
00:35:37,061 --> 00:35:40,518
- Hi. Mwah!
- ?Mm, mm.
949
00:35:41,095 --> 00:35:42,457
You okay?
950
00:35:42,526 --> 00:35:45,326
Yeah, just a weird day.
951
00:35:45,395 --> 00:35:49,381
By the way, is it my imagination,
or does my baby have a red head?
952
00:35:49,401 --> 00:35:52,167
953
00:35:52,492 --> 00:35:53,902
I'm gonna start dinner.
954
00:35:53,970 --> 00:35:56,271
- Oh, do you need help?
- Yeah, Luce.
955
00:35:56,622 --> 00:35:58,439
- Sorry.
- Uh-huh.
956
00:36:05,956 --> 00:36:07,443
Hey.
957
00:36:08,718 --> 00:36:10,752
- How'd you know where I was staying?
- Well, you mentioned you had breakfast
958
00:36:10,821 --> 00:36:12,244
at the 101 Coffee Shop,
959
00:36:12,264 --> 00:36:15,223
so I called all the hotels
in the area till I found you.
960
00:36:15,292 --> 00:36:16,457
Not too shabby, huh?
961
00:36:16,526 --> 00:36:18,626
Yeah. You're a real detective.
962
00:36:18,695 --> 00:36:20,393
Wait, wait, Gabe. Can we talk, please?
963
00:36:20,413 --> 00:36:22,697
I'm guessing you got
the test results back, huh?
964
00:36:22,766 --> 00:36:23,998
Yeah.
965
00:36:24,067 --> 00:36:25,834
Sorry about that.
That was a crap thing to do.
966
00:36:25,902 --> 00:36:27,268
No, I get it.
967
00:36:27,337 --> 00:36:29,304
I just don't know why you had
to be so devious about it.
968
00:36:29,372 --> 00:36:32,127
I mean, if you asked me to spit
in a cup, I would've done it.
969
00:36:32,147 --> 00:36:34,742
- It didn't occur to me to ask.
- [Scoffs]
970
00:36:34,811 --> 00:36:36,711
I'm guessing you're
a naturally cynical person.
971
00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:38,479
[Breathes deeply]
972
00:36:38,499 --> 00:36:39,729
Yeah, yeah, I guess I am.
973
00:36:39,749 --> 00:36:41,282
Look, mate, I don't know
what you were hoping for
974
00:36:41,351 --> 00:36:44,018
when you came out here, but I'm
sure it was better than I gave you,
975
00:36:44,038 --> 00:36:45,850
and I can do better.
976
00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:47,188
I'd love to get know you.
977
00:36:47,257 --> 00:36:50,295
Yeah, well, I'm gonna have
coffee with a friend,
978
00:36:50,315 --> 00:36:52,060
then I'm flying back out
to New York tomorrow, so...
979
00:36:52,128 --> 00:36:53,428
But if you can give me your number,
980
00:36:53,496 --> 00:36:54,752
- I'll give you a call sometime.
?- You know what?
981
00:36:54,772 --> 00:36:58,389
Why not stay in L.A. for a bit,
work at the restaurant for me?
982
00:36:58,409 --> 00:36:59,901
Um...
983
00:37:00,370 --> 00:37:03,520
uh, that's really nice of you
to offer that, but...
984
00:37:03,540 --> 00:37:04,708
I don't have a place to stay,
985
00:37:04,728 --> 00:37:06,841
and whatever you'd be paying me to wait
tables isn't gonna cover the rent so...
986
00:37:06,910 --> 00:37:09,157
You can stay with me
and my wife, Joss...
987
00:37:09,177 --> 00:37:11,679
And the baby. We, uh...
We just had a baby.
988
00:37:11,748 --> 00:37:13,314
Oh, wow. That's...
989
00:37:13,383 --> 00:37:15,183
- Congratulations.
- Yeah, thank you.
990
00:37:15,252 --> 00:37:17,518
- It's a big couple of weeks.
- It sounds like it.
991
00:37:17,538 --> 00:37:18,930
Well, you don't...
You don't have to decide.
992
00:37:18,950 --> 00:37:21,315
I don't think it's a great idea.
993
00:37:21,729 --> 00:37:23,424
Right, sure. Just a thought.
994
00:37:23,493 --> 00:37:26,494
But I appreciate that.
995
00:37:28,268 --> 00:37:31,184
Well, I c... You know what?
And, hey, pop by the opening tonight
996
00:37:31,204 --> 00:37:34,068
if you get a chance. It should be fun.
997
00:37:34,137 --> 00:37:36,210
I'll... I'll see you around, Harry.
998
00:37:36,230 --> 00:37:38,139
999
00:37:47,951 --> 00:37:49,984
1000
00:37:54,291 --> 00:37:55,490
Loving every minute
1001
00:37:55,558 --> 00:37:59,227
'Cause you make me feel so alive
1002
00:37:59,296 --> 00:38:00,528
Alive
1003
00:38:01,932 --> 00:38:03,631
Loving every minute
1004
00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:06,935
'Cause you make me feel so alive
1005
00:38:07,003 --> 00:38:08,403
Alive
1006
00:38:08,471 --> 00:38:10,605
Think people are liking the food?
1007
00:38:10,674 --> 00:38:12,607
- No. Mnh-mnh.
- ?Really?
1008
00:38:12,676 --> 00:38:14,609
[Chuckles] I think they love the food.
1009
00:38:14,678 --> 00:38:16,911
I think they love the drinks.
I think they love you.
1010
00:38:16,980 --> 00:38:18,746
- Aww! I think I love you.
- ?Aww.
1011
00:38:18,815 --> 00:38:21,349
People, this is supposed to be
a family establishment.
1012
00:38:21,418 --> 00:38:22,650
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
1013
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:24,285
Does that mean there's
no grinding on the dance floor?
1014
00:38:24,354 --> 00:38:25,920
Because I came with
the full intention to grind.
1015
00:38:25,989 --> 00:38:27,722
Oh! Ho! Ho! ?Me too!
1016
00:38:27,791 --> 00:38:29,157
Well, I was necessarily
prepared to grind,
1017
00:38:29,225 --> 00:38:30,725
but, uh, I could be persuaded.
1018
00:38:30,794 --> 00:38:32,827
[Laughter]
Nobody needs to see that, babe.
1019
00:38:32,896 --> 00:38:33,895
[Laughter] I'm all right!
1020
00:38:33,964 --> 00:38:34,896
[Laughter continues]
1021
00:38:34,965 --> 00:38:36,331
Joss: Mommy wishes she could grind.
1022
00:38:36,399 --> 00:38:37,565
He's here.
1023
00:38:37,634 --> 00:38:38,800
Who's here?
1024
00:38:38,868 --> 00:38:39,968
[Gasps]
1025
00:38:40,036 --> 00:38:41,903
Wow.
1026
00:38:41,972 --> 00:38:42,971
- That's Gabe?
- ?Yeah.
1027
00:38:43,039 --> 00:38:44,172
- Who's Gabe?
- Harry's son.
1028
00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:46,017
Wait. Harry's what? Harry's what?
1029
00:38:46,037 --> 00:38:48,882
Well, at least I understand
now why you hit on him.
1030
00:38:49,040 --> 00:38:50,660
I need to have a drink.
1031
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,420
[Laughs]
1032
00:38:53,637 --> 00:38:55,717
- Oh, okay.
- [Clears throat]
1033
00:38:56,430 --> 00:38:58,009
It's okay, honey. Just be yourself.
1034
00:38:58,029 --> 00:38:59,354
Yeah. ?But nicer.
1035
00:38:59,422 --> 00:39:02,085
- Hey.
- ?Congratulations.
1036
00:39:02,105 --> 00:39:04,625
- The place looks packed.
- Yeah, well, it's opening night.
1037
00:39:04,694 --> 00:39:06,761
- We'll see how it looks tomorrow.
- Cynical and pessimistic.
1038
00:39:06,830 --> 00:39:09,097
- I hope that's not genetic.
- [Laughs]
1039
00:39:09,165 --> 00:39:10,932
It's definitely nurtured, not natured.
1040
00:39:11,001 --> 00:39:12,416
- Hi. I'm Joss.
- [Lorelei crying]
1041
00:39:12,436 --> 00:39:16,655
And this is Lorelei, [laughs]
your... Your little sister.
1042
00:39:16,675 --> 00:39:18,072
[Laughs] Whoa.
1043
00:39:18,141 --> 00:39:19,474
- I have a sister.
- Mm-hmm.
1044
00:39:19,494 --> 00:39:20,858
I've never had any siblings before.
1045
00:39:20,878 --> 00:39:22,239
Yeah, you want to...
you want to hold her?
1046
00:39:22,259 --> 00:39:23,978
- Huh?
- Uh, I don't know if I can.
1047
00:39:23,998 --> 00:39:26,681
Aw, they're a lot less breakable
than they look, trust me.
1048
00:39:26,701 --> 00:39:28,449
- Come here. All right.
- Yeah, just grab her head there. Yep.
1049
00:39:28,518 --> 00:39:30,084
- Just don't drop her.
- ?Yeah.
1050
00:39:30,153 --> 00:39:31,519
- [Laughter]
- [Lorelei crying]
1051
00:39:31,588 --> 00:39:33,287
Oh, come here, babe. Come here, sweetie.
1052
00:39:33,356 --> 00:39:34,989
[Sighs] I got you.
1053
00:39:35,058 --> 00:39:37,892
So, um, I was thinking
about what you said,
1054
00:39:37,961 --> 00:39:39,861
about the offer, and...
1055
00:39:39,881 --> 00:39:41,586
I decided to take you up on it...
1056
00:39:41,606 --> 00:39:43,301
If you really meant it.
1057
00:39:43,609 --> 00:39:46,134
Yeah, of course I did, mate.
That's fantastic. Great.
1058
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:48,970
What offer, honey?
1059
00:39:50,140 --> 00:39:51,801
Right. I...
1060
00:39:52,040 --> 00:39:54,911
There's something I
need to ask you. Uh...
1061
00:39:56,479 --> 00:40:00,648
When you have someone that loves you
1062
00:40:00,717 --> 00:40:05,253
That loves you, ooh
1063
00:40:05,321 --> 00:40:08,789
When you have someone that loves you
1064
00:40:08,809 --> 00:40:12,627
[Gulls crying]
1065
00:40:18,749 --> 00:40:20,288
[Sighs]
1066
00:40:24,140 --> 00:40:25,740
[Chimes jingling]
1067
00:40:25,809 --> 00:40:28,109
Sorry. We're not open yet.
1068
00:40:29,712 --> 00:40:32,680
1069
00:40:50,767 --> 00:40:53,303
[Sighs] Can I help you?
1070
00:40:53,672 --> 00:40:55,558
I hope so.
1071
00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:57,271
I'm Karen Kim.
1072
00:40:57,841 --> 00:41:02,521
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00:41:02,571 --> 00:41:07,121
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