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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,300 --> 00:00:07,734 ( theme music playing ) 2 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,901 ( dog barking ) 3 00:00:51,567 --> 00:00:54,033 ( siren blaring ) 4 00:00:54,033 --> 00:00:56,334 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TELL OUR HYACINTH. 5 00:00:56,334 --> 00:00:58,300 OH, GOD. NOT TONIGHT. 6 00:00:58,300 --> 00:01:02,100 TOMORROW MORNING. I COULDN'T FACE HYACINTH. NOT TONIGHT. 7 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:04,100 NOW, LADIES. 8 00:01:13,167 --> 00:01:16,133 - YOU'RE NEW. - ONLY AROUND HERE, LADY. 9 00:01:16,133 --> 00:01:19,167 - HAVE YOU NOTHING FOR THIS ADDRESS? - SORRY. 10 00:01:19,167 --> 00:01:22,934 I'D BE GREATLY OBLIGED IF YOU'D MAKE QUITE SURE. 11 00:01:26,167 --> 00:01:30,067 THERE'S USUALLY SOMETHING FOR A MRS. RICHARD BOUQUET. 12 00:01:30,067 --> 00:01:34,400 - HOW DO YOU SPELL "BOUQUET"? - B-U-C-K-E-T. 13 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:36,334 WHAT? 14 00:01:36,334 --> 00:01:41,767 B-U-C-K-E-T. 15 00:01:41,767 --> 00:01:43,467 OH, BUCKET. 16 00:01:43,467 --> 00:01:46,501 IT'S "BOUQUET." 17 00:01:46,501 --> 00:01:50,067 I'M SORRY LADY. THERE'S NOTHING HERE FOR "BOUQUET." 18 00:01:50,067 --> 00:01:52,567 NOTHING? FOR THIS ADDRESS? 19 00:01:52,567 --> 00:01:54,934 YET YOU HAVE SOMETHING FOR NEXT DOOR? 20 00:01:54,934 --> 00:01:56,767 I FIND THAT VERY STRANGE. 21 00:01:56,767 --> 00:01:58,100 I CAN'T HELP THAT, LADY. 22 00:01:58,100 --> 00:02:00,334 BUT PEOPLE WILL TELL YOU, 23 00:02:00,334 --> 00:02:03,701 IT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE I RECEIVE MORE MAIL THAN THESE NEXT DOOR. 24 00:02:06,634 --> 00:02:09,267 THERE MUST BE A CARD FROM MY SISTER IN TENERIFE. 25 00:02:09,267 --> 00:02:12,334 SHE'S BACK HOME, BUT WE'RE STILL WAITING FOR THE CARD. 26 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:16,133 ANYTHING WRONG, HYACINTH? 27 00:02:16,133 --> 00:02:19,100 HE'S MISLAID MY LETTERS AT THE SORTING OFFICE. 28 00:02:19,100 --> 00:02:22,100 THIS WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED WITH MY FORMER POSTMAN. 29 00:02:24,667 --> 00:02:26,534 YOU WILL REMEMBER, ELIZABETH, 30 00:02:26,534 --> 00:02:29,467 THAT YOU'RE INVITED THIS EVENING TO MY CANDLELIGHT SUPPER? 31 00:02:29,467 --> 00:02:33,567 IT'S ENGRAVED ON MY MIND, HYACINTH. 32 00:02:33,567 --> 00:02:35,868 TELEPHONE, DEAR. YOU'RE WANTED ON THE PHONE. 33 00:02:35,868 --> 00:02:37,667 I THINK IT'S URGENT. 34 00:02:37,667 --> 00:02:41,000 I'M NOT OFFERING AN OPINION. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID, URGENT. 35 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,634 PLEASE DON'T SHOUT IN THAT EXCITABLE MANNER OUTDOORS, RICHARD. 36 00:02:44,634 --> 00:02:47,334 I DON'T LIKE YOU GETTING EXCITED OUTDOORS. 37 00:02:50,100 --> 00:02:52,167 ( dog barks ) 38 00:02:52,167 --> 00:02:54,133 MORNING, MAJOR. 39 00:02:54,133 --> 00:02:55,934 BY GOD, WOMAN. 40 00:02:55,934 --> 00:02:58,367 YOU COULD DRIVE A MAN MAD LOOKING SO ATTRACTIVE 41 00:02:58,367 --> 00:03:00,367 SO EARLY IN THE DAY. 42 00:03:02,601 --> 00:03:04,634 OH, MAJOR. 43 00:03:04,634 --> 00:03:08,167 YOU'LL NOT FORGET MY LITTLE CANDLELIGHT SUPPER THIS EVENING? 44 00:03:08,167 --> 00:03:10,601 19:30 HOURS. 45 00:03:10,601 --> 00:03:13,367 I'LL BE THERE, YOU MINX. 46 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:16,601 YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL BREEDING. 47 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:23,067 THE PHONE, HYACINTH. IT THINK IT'S URGENT. 48 00:03:23,067 --> 00:03:25,434 IT'S ABOUT YOUR FATHER. 49 00:03:29,133 --> 00:03:31,300 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO EMULSION THIS CEILING. 50 00:03:31,300 --> 00:03:33,033 WE'VE JUST DONE IT. 51 00:03:33,033 --> 00:03:35,434 IT'S NOT A FIT CEILING TO BRING A MAJOR UNDER. 52 00:03:35,434 --> 00:03:38,033 IT'S YOUR SISTER, DAISY. 53 00:03:38,033 --> 00:03:39,968 SHE'S NOT COMING, IS SHE? 54 00:03:39,968 --> 00:03:41,968 NOT IN THAT AWFUL COAT. 55 00:03:41,968 --> 00:03:44,834 AND HE'S NOT BRINGING HER. NOT IN THAT RUST BUCKET OF A CAR. 56 00:03:44,834 --> 00:03:47,167 - I WILL NOT HAVE THEM-- - I THINK IT'S URGENT. 57 00:03:47,167 --> 00:03:50,000 IT'S SO THOUGHTLESS TO LOOK AS POOR AS THEY DO. 58 00:03:51,167 --> 00:03:53,901 DAISY, HOW ARE YOU, DEAR? 59 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:56,300 DADDY ILL? HOW ILL? 60 00:03:56,300 --> 00:03:59,901 IS IT OF A SEVERITY NECESSARY TO CANCEL MY CANDLELIGHT SUPPER? 61 00:04:01,901 --> 00:04:04,801 WHAT WAS HE DOING AT HIS AGE ON A BICYCLE? 62 00:04:06,434 --> 00:04:08,934 OH MY GOD. 63 00:04:08,934 --> 00:04:10,734 HOW MUCH TO DRINK? 64 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:14,667 YES, HYACINTH. 65 00:04:16,133 --> 00:04:17,834 WHAT DID SHE SAY? 66 00:04:17,834 --> 00:04:21,367 SHE SAYS NOT TO GO OVER TO HER PLACE. SHE'S COMING HERE. 67 00:04:21,367 --> 00:04:24,467 THAT'S ALL WE NEED, A ROYAL VISIT. 68 00:04:24,467 --> 00:04:28,300 I WAS HOPING SHE'D GO STRAIGHT TO THE HOSPITAL. 69 00:04:28,300 --> 00:04:31,334 THEY WON'T LET ANYBODY IN UNTIL VISITING TIME. 70 00:04:31,334 --> 00:04:33,367 DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHEN I WAS IN 71 00:04:33,367 --> 00:04:36,133 HAVING THAT BREAKDOWN ON ACCOUNT OF MR. CRABTREE? 72 00:04:37,234 --> 00:04:40,534 WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO MR. CRABTREE? 73 00:04:40,534 --> 00:04:44,467 I SWORE I'D NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN. 74 00:04:44,467 --> 00:04:49,434 AND FOR A WHILE I CUT IT BACK RUTHLESSLY TO EVERY OTHER TUESDAY. 75 00:04:49,434 --> 00:04:53,100 DOES BORIS KNOW ABOUT YOU STILL SEEING MR. CRABTREE? 76 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:55,467 OF COURSE HE DOESN'T. DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID? 77 00:04:55,467 --> 00:04:59,100 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU KEEP THE PACE UP, ROSE. 78 00:04:59,100 --> 00:05:01,334 IT'S NOT EASY. 79 00:05:01,334 --> 00:05:04,968 IF YOU RELAX FOR A MINUTE THEY'RE GOING BACK TO THEIR WIVES. 80 00:05:06,167 --> 00:05:08,934 I ENVY YOU, DAISY. 81 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:10,567 ME? 82 00:05:10,567 --> 00:05:14,534 IT MUST BE WONDERFUL BEING MARRIED TO A BUM LIKE YOUR ONSLOW. 83 00:05:16,167 --> 00:05:18,834 SO YOU CAN LET YOURSELF GO COMPLETELY. 84 00:05:18,834 --> 00:05:21,968 I WOULDN'T SAY COMPLETELY. 85 00:05:21,968 --> 00:05:23,968 NEAR ENOUGH, COMPLETELY. 86 00:05:25,334 --> 00:05:29,501 GET A SHIRT ON, ONSLOW. HYACINTH'S COMING. 87 00:05:29,501 --> 00:05:31,300 HOW NICE. 88 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:35,334 SHE'S GOING TO WANT TO KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. 89 00:05:35,334 --> 00:05:37,634 YOU'LL HAVE TO TELL HER. 90 00:05:37,634 --> 00:05:40,067 I DON'T SEE WHY I SHOULD HAVE TO TELL HER. 91 00:05:40,067 --> 00:05:43,234 YOU'LL HAVE TO TELL HER BECAUSE... 92 00:05:43,234 --> 00:05:46,200 I'LL BE TOO BUSY TIDYING UP. 93 00:05:47,300 --> 00:05:49,501 I HATE TIDYING UP. 94 00:05:49,501 --> 00:05:51,901 I'M UNDER THE DOCTOR FOR BEING DIZZY. 95 00:05:51,901 --> 00:05:54,767 I'M SURE IT'S TIDYING UP. 96 00:05:54,767 --> 00:05:57,133 IF YOU ONLY GOT DIZZY WHEN YOU TIDIED UP 97 00:05:57,133 --> 00:05:59,234 YOU SHOULD HAVE THE CLEAREST HEAD IN THE AREA. 98 00:06:25,234 --> 00:06:27,400 YOU'RE GOING TO PARK IN THE TURNING AREA? 99 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:30,067 THERE'S NO ROOM IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE, IT BLOCKS THE ROAD. 100 00:06:30,067 --> 00:06:32,868 HOWEVER, I'M GAME IF YOU ARE, IF YOU WANT TO BLOCK THE ROAD. 101 00:06:32,868 --> 00:06:35,501 IT'S JUST THAT I WISH YOU WOULD CONSULT ME. 102 00:06:35,501 --> 00:06:38,000 I DON'T LIKE YOU MAKING DECISIONS UNILATERALLY. 103 00:06:48,501 --> 00:06:51,767 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LOCK THE CAR? 104 00:06:51,767 --> 00:06:54,767 I THINK SO. DON'T YOU? 105 00:06:54,767 --> 00:06:57,667 WE'RE PRACTICALLY IN BEIRUT. 106 00:07:01,601 --> 00:07:03,434 ONSLOW. 107 00:07:03,434 --> 00:07:06,133 ( whistling ) 108 00:07:06,133 --> 00:07:08,367 DICKY. HYACINTH. 109 00:07:09,767 --> 00:07:12,901 WHY DO YOU LET HIM CALL YOU "DICKY"? 110 00:07:12,901 --> 00:07:16,067 HOW CAN I HELP IT IF HE CALLS ME "DICKY"? 111 00:07:22,434 --> 00:07:24,100 ( Onslow whistling ) 112 00:07:25,634 --> 00:07:27,801 QUEEN MOTHER'S OUTSIDE. 113 00:07:42,634 --> 00:07:44,667 GIVE US A HAND, ROSE. 114 00:07:44,667 --> 00:07:46,734 I'M EXPECTING A CALL. 115 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:49,968 I GAVE BORIS THIS NUMBER. THE SWINE PROMISED HE'D RING. 116 00:08:02,934 --> 00:08:05,801 LEAVE-- LEAVE IT. 117 00:08:15,734 --> 00:08:17,734 ( car squeaks ) 118 00:08:25,667 --> 00:08:28,434 - RICHARD! - NOW WHAT? 119 00:08:28,434 --> 00:08:31,934 YOU SHOULDN'T BE STRETCHING YOUR LEGS LIKE THAT AT YOUR AGE. 120 00:08:31,934 --> 00:08:34,067 IT'S NOT FITTING IN BROAD DAYLIGHT, 121 00:08:34,067 --> 00:08:36,067 IN FRONT OF PRYING EYES. 122 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,734 ( gunfire, yelling on TV ) 123 00:08:48,367 --> 00:08:50,601 ( can opens ) 124 00:08:55,634 --> 00:08:58,300 Daisy: HERE WE ARE THEN. 125 00:08:58,300 --> 00:09:00,300 THANKS, DAISY. 126 00:09:14,567 --> 00:09:17,267 DRINK UP. 127 00:09:17,267 --> 00:09:19,167 TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENED. 128 00:09:24,434 --> 00:09:27,033 DAD'S NOT BEEN-- WELL LATELY. 129 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:30,400 WHY WASN'T I INFORMED? 130 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:33,467 IT'S NOT BEEN THE KIND OF "NOT WELL" 131 00:09:33,467 --> 00:09:35,567 YOU'D WANT TO BE INFORMED ABOUT. 132 00:09:35,567 --> 00:09:37,567 WHAT KIND HAS IT BEEN? 133 00:09:42,701 --> 00:09:44,868 IT'S A BIT EMBARRASSING. 134 00:09:44,868 --> 00:09:47,033 EMBARRASSING? DADDY? 135 00:09:47,033 --> 00:09:50,367 - HE'S A DIRTY OLD MAN. - SHUT UP, ONSLOW. 136 00:09:50,367 --> 00:09:53,534 RICHARD, GO AND KEEP AN EYE ON THE CAR. 137 00:09:53,534 --> 00:09:57,133 I THINK I'LL GO AND KEEP AN EYE ON THE CAR. 138 00:09:59,033 --> 00:10:00,801 WHAT DOES ONSLOW MEAN? 139 00:10:02,033 --> 00:10:03,801 HE MEANS... 140 00:10:03,801 --> 00:10:07,467 DAD'S TAKEN TO GOING OUT AT NIGHT ON HIS OWN LATELY. 141 00:10:07,467 --> 00:10:09,767 IN THE NAUGHTY. ( laughs) 142 00:10:09,767 --> 00:10:12,467 ( cup clangs ) 143 00:10:13,467 --> 00:10:16,467 BUT-- BUT, BUT-- 144 00:10:16,467 --> 00:10:18,534 WHY WOULD FATHER BE IN THE NUDE? 145 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:20,334 HE'S IN LOVE WITH THE MILKWOMAN. 146 00:10:20,334 --> 00:10:22,400 DON'T BE SO RIDICULOUS. 147 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:25,400 YOU'D HAVE THOUGHT SO IF YOU'D SEEN HIM PEDDLING AFTER HER 148 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:28,901 STARK NAKED ON HIS BIKE. 149 00:10:28,901 --> 00:10:31,534 HE CHASED HER FOR A MILE, DOWN BY THE CANAL. 150 00:10:31,534 --> 00:10:34,400 BUT THE MILKWOMAN DOESN'T GO ANYWHERE NEAR THE CANAL, DOES SHE? 151 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,601 SHE DID LAST NIGHT. 152 00:10:36,601 --> 00:10:38,400 HE CAUGHT HER ON HER WAY TO BINGO. 153 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,934 WELL... 154 00:10:40,934 --> 00:10:43,200 YOU KNOW HOW FOND HE IS OF DAIRY PRODUCTS. 155 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:45,634 I EXPECT HE WANTED TO ORDER EXTRA CREAM. 156 00:11:05,601 --> 00:11:08,601 WHY WOULD YOUR FATHER HAVE BEEN NAKED? 157 00:11:08,601 --> 00:11:10,033 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 158 00:11:10,033 --> 00:11:12,000 AND KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN. 159 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:15,634 IT'S BAD ENOUGH WITH HIS CLOTHES ON. 160 00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:18,200 DADDY WOULD NEVER BE NAKED. 161 00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:20,667 WHY WOULD DADDY BE NAKED WHEN HE'S GOT HIS NAME DOWN 162 00:11:20,667 --> 00:11:23,100 FOR A NICE OLD PERSON'S BUNGALOW? 163 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:31,033 THIS WAY, MRS. BUCKET. 164 00:11:31,033 --> 00:11:33,167 IT'S "BOUQUET." 165 00:11:36,467 --> 00:11:38,067 HOW ARE YOU FEELING MR. OXLEY? 166 00:11:38,067 --> 00:11:40,200 ( chuckles ) BETTER THAN HIM. 167 00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:43,267 DADDY. 168 00:11:43,267 --> 00:11:46,334 I'M AFRAID HE WON'T BE AWARE OF VERY MUCH, MRS. BUCKET-- 169 00:11:46,334 --> 00:11:48,100 "BOUQUET." 170 00:11:48,100 --> 00:11:50,667 HE'S QUITE COMFORTABLE BUT HEAVILY SEDATED. 171 00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:53,334 OH, DADDY. 172 00:11:53,334 --> 00:11:57,167 SHOULD HE BE IN A WARD WITH A PERSON WHO WEARS HIS HAT IN BED? 173 00:11:58,434 --> 00:12:00,033 I'LL LEAVE YOU WITH YOUR FATHER. 174 00:12:00,033 --> 00:12:01,567 DOCTOR... 175 00:12:01,567 --> 00:12:04,067 WHAT CONDITION WAS MY FATHER IN WHEN HE WAS ADMITTED? 176 00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:05,367 DRUNK AS A SKUNK. 177 00:12:08,934 --> 00:12:13,100 I EXPECT HE WAS FLUSHED FROM EXCESSIVE CYCLING. 178 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,667 CAN YOU DESCRIBE WHAT HE WAS WEARING, DOCTOR? 179 00:12:15,667 --> 00:12:17,467 VERY QUICKLY. 180 00:12:17,467 --> 00:12:19,133 VERY LITTLE, REALLY. 181 00:12:19,133 --> 00:12:21,934 TO BE HONEST... NOTHING AT ALL. 182 00:12:21,934 --> 00:12:24,167 THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE. 183 00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:27,000 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. IT WAS QUITE A CHILLY EVENING. 184 00:12:28,701 --> 00:12:30,400 HE'D BEEN IN THE CANAL. 185 00:12:30,400 --> 00:12:34,267 HE WAS THAT PLASTERED, HE WOBBLED OFF INTO THE CANAL. 186 00:12:34,267 --> 00:12:36,501 THAT EXPLAINS IT. 187 00:12:36,501 --> 00:12:39,234 MY FATHER WAS CYCLING ALONG THE CANAL 188 00:12:39,234 --> 00:12:41,300 WHEN HE SAW SOMEONE IN DISTRESS, 189 00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:43,200 SO HE REMOVED HIS OUTER GARMENTS 190 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:46,901 AND DIVED IN TO SAVE THEM. OH, BRAVE DADDY. 191 00:12:46,901 --> 00:12:50,234 VERY COMMENDABLE. 192 00:12:50,234 --> 00:12:53,601 HE MUST'VE REMOVED MORE THAN HIS OUTER GARMENTS, MRS. BUCKET. 193 00:12:53,601 --> 00:12:56,467 "BOUQUET." 194 00:12:56,467 --> 00:12:59,567 WHEN HE WAS PULLED OUT HE WAS ABSOLUTELY NAKED. 195 00:12:59,567 --> 00:13:01,868 POLLUTION. 196 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:06,300 WHAT HE'D BEEN WEARING WAS OBVIOUSLY DISSOLVED BY THE POLLUTION. 197 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:08,968 IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I MUST ATTEND TO MY OTHER PATIENTS. 198 00:13:08,968 --> 00:13:12,033 WHY IS HE SEDATED AFTER SUCH A PLUCKY ACT? 199 00:13:12,033 --> 00:13:14,901 HE WAS HIGHLY EXCITED, AND THEN OF COURSE THERE WAS THE INJURY. 200 00:13:14,901 --> 00:13:17,501 FROM THE MILK BOTTLE? POOR LAMB. 201 00:13:17,501 --> 00:13:20,367 WHERE IS THE INJURY? YOU MAY TELL ME THE WORST. 202 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:23,601 - UH, MRS.-- - I DEMAND TO BE SHOWN 203 00:13:23,601 --> 00:13:25,567 THE EXTENT OF HIS INJURIES. 204 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,634 VERY WELL. 205 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,267 WHERE IS THE INJURY? 206 00:13:44,267 --> 00:13:46,501 NEVER YOU MIND. 207 00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:07,467 HOW ARE THINGS? 208 00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:11,334 I'M TOO DISTRESSED AT THE MOMENT, ELIZABETH. 209 00:14:11,334 --> 00:14:13,667 MY FATHER IS RECOVERING FROM INJURIES SUSTAINED 210 00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:15,834 IN THE COURSE OF A VERY PLUCKY ACTION... 211 00:14:15,834 --> 00:14:18,534 WHICH HE MODESTLY FORBIDS ME TO DISCUSS. 212 00:14:18,534 --> 00:14:21,334 OH, WELL, IS THERE ANYTHING I-- 213 00:14:21,334 --> 00:14:23,934 JUST GIVE ME TIME TO RECOVER MY COMPOSURE, 214 00:14:23,934 --> 00:14:26,868 AND THEN COME AND TAKE TEA WITH ME AT 3:25. 215 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:31,534 3:25? NOT 27? 216 00:14:38,033 --> 00:14:40,267 ( doorbell rings ) 217 00:14:44,067 --> 00:14:46,067 OH, IT'S YOU, ELIZABETH! 218 00:14:46,067 --> 00:14:48,701 A TINY BIT EARLY, PERHAPS, BUT DO COME IN. 219 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,234 I THOUGHT IT WAS 3:25. 220 00:14:52,234 --> 00:14:55,334 - NOT QUITE, DEAR. - MY WATCH SAYS 3:25. 221 00:14:55,334 --> 00:14:58,767 OH, THAT WATCH, YES. I EXPECT IT WOULD. 222 00:14:58,767 --> 00:15:01,601 SHALL WE GO THROUGH TO THE KITCHEN? 223 00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:04,934 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WON'T LET ME THROUGH YOUR BACK DOOR. 224 00:15:04,934 --> 00:15:08,601 I THINK IT'S SO COMMON, DON'T YOU, USING BACK DOORS? 225 00:15:08,601 --> 00:15:11,767 NO, THE PROPER WAY FOR MY GUESTS, I ALWAYS FEEL, 226 00:15:11,767 --> 00:15:13,300 IS THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR. 227 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:15,834 AND THEN STRAIGHT INTO THE KITCHEN? 228 00:15:15,834 --> 00:15:17,167 WELL, YES. 229 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,367 UNLESS, OF COURSE, IT'S SOMEONE SPECIAL. 230 00:15:20,467 --> 00:15:22,567 NOW I KNOW YOU'RE SAYING TO YOURSELF, 231 00:15:22,567 --> 00:15:24,667 "HOW IS SHE BEING SO BRAVE?" 232 00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:26,334 WELL, YES, I AM BRAVE. 233 00:15:26,334 --> 00:15:28,100 MY FATHER WOULD WISH IT. 234 00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:31,667 I ADMIT I MISS MY SHERIDAN AT TIMES LIKE THESE. 235 00:15:31,667 --> 00:15:34,734 HE'S SUCH A COMFORT TO HIS MOTHER AS WELL AS BEING TERRIBLY GIFTED. 236 00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:37,167 DO SIT DOWN, ELIZABETH. MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. 237 00:15:37,167 --> 00:15:39,367 OH, NOT THERE, DEAR. I LIKE TO FACE THE WINDOW. 238 00:15:48,334 --> 00:15:49,868 LEMON? 239 00:15:49,868 --> 00:15:50,968 W-- 240 00:15:52,567 --> 00:15:54,567 MY WORD, 241 00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:57,567 DOESN'T SOMEONE LOOK SMARTER THAN SHE DID EARLIER? 242 00:15:57,567 --> 00:15:59,667 SOMETHING NEW, DEAR? 243 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,701 NO, NO, I'VE HAD IT AGES. 244 00:16:01,701 --> 00:16:03,734 OH, YES. I CAN SEE YOU HAVE NOW. 245 00:16:05,567 --> 00:16:08,567 I THOUGHT WE'D HAVE THE NICER CHINA. 246 00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:10,234 OH, THANK YOU, HYACINTH. 247 00:16:10,234 --> 00:16:12,734 THEY'RE SOMETHING OF A FAMILY HEIRLOOM. 248 00:16:12,734 --> 00:16:14,868 OH, GOD, DON'T GIVE ME ANYTHING SPECIAL. 249 00:16:14,868 --> 00:16:16,901 YOU WILL BE CAREFUL, WON'T YOU, DEAR? 250 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:20,534 BISCUIT? 251 00:16:20,534 --> 00:16:22,934 ( cup rattles ) THANK YOU, HYACINTH. 252 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:28,234 I USED TO HAVE SIX OF THESE UNTIL ONE FELL INTO THE HANDS 253 00:16:28,234 --> 00:16:30,400 OF MY BROTHER-IN-LAW ONSLOW ONE CHRISTMAS. 254 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,767 I COULD'VE KILLED HIM. 255 00:16:31,767 --> 00:16:35,167 OF COURSE, ONE CAN'T MAKE A FUSS ON FESTIVE OCCASIONS, 256 00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:38,234 BUT HE CERTAINLY GOT THE SHORT END OF THE TURKEY, I CAN TELL YOU. 257 00:16:40,601 --> 00:16:43,200 DID THEY TELL YOU WHAT WAS WRONG WITH YOUR FATHER? 258 00:16:44,601 --> 00:16:46,667 SOMETHING MILDLY EMBARRASSING. 259 00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:49,667 ONE OF THOSE MINOR GERIATRIC COMPLAINTS. 260 00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,968 I COULDN'T CATCH THE MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY. 261 00:16:51,968 --> 00:16:53,434 OH. 262 00:16:53,434 --> 00:16:54,968 - AAAH! 263 00:17:00,534 --> 00:17:03,367 NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE A NUMBER 24, 264 00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:05,234 NOR A DOUBLE PORTION OF 37. 265 00:17:05,234 --> 00:17:08,200 THIS ISN'T THE CHINESE TAKE-AWAY. 266 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:11,767 THIS IS A PRIVATE SLIMLINE WHITE TELEPHONE 267 00:17:11,767 --> 00:17:13,901 WITH NO CONNECTION WHATSOEVER 268 00:17:13,901 --> 00:17:15,968 TO ANY BUSINESS OR TRADE-- 269 00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:18,400 ESPECIALLY NOT ONE OF FOREIGN EXTRACTION. 270 00:17:21,367 --> 00:17:23,501 OH, HYACINTH, I'M SO SORRY. 271 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:25,367 NOW DO STOP WORRYING, DEAR. 272 00:17:25,367 --> 00:17:28,400 WE'RE NOT GOING TO FALL OUT OVER A CUP AND SAUCER, 273 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:31,667 EVEN A VERY OLD, IRREPLACABLE CUP AND SAUCER. 274 00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,868 OH, IT WOULD HAPPEN TO ME. 275 00:17:33,868 --> 00:17:35,901 BELIEVE ME, I DO UNDERSTAND. 276 00:17:35,901 --> 00:17:38,400 IT CAN'T BE EASY TO BE DAINTY WHEN YOU'RE ALL THUMBS. 277 00:17:40,467 --> 00:17:41,834 THERE, I THINK THAT WILL DO 278 00:17:41,834 --> 00:17:43,701 UNTIL I CAN AFFORD A LITTLE MORE TIME. 279 00:17:43,701 --> 00:17:46,234 - OH, DEAR. - WE'RE NOT GOING TO WORRY ANYMORE 280 00:17:46,234 --> 00:17:48,000 ABOUT A BIT OF EXPENSIVE CARPET 281 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:50,167 AND A CUP THAT'S BEEN AROUND FOR AGES. 282 00:17:50,167 --> 00:17:53,467 WHICH REMINDS ME, DID YOU SOIL YOUR DRESS, DEAR? 283 00:17:53,467 --> 00:17:54,767 OH, NO! NO, NO. 284 00:17:54,767 --> 00:17:56,634 NO, SURPRISING IT DIDN'T. I'M FINE. 285 00:17:56,634 --> 00:17:58,400 THAT'S AMAZING. 286 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:01,667 - WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER CUP OF EARL GREY? - NO! THANK YOU. 287 00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:04,267 - IN A BEAKER, PERHAPS? - NO, NOTHING. THANK YOU, NO. 288 00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:06,601 WELL, IT'S ALL OVER NOW. 289 00:18:06,601 --> 00:18:09,067 ALL OVER EVERYWHERE. 290 00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:10,868 DO SIT DOWN AGAIN, ELIZABETH. 291 00:18:13,767 --> 00:18:16,501 HAVE YOU HEARD FROM GAIL RECENTLY? 292 00:18:16,501 --> 00:18:19,334 YES, SHE RANG AT THE WEEKEND. 293 00:18:19,334 --> 00:18:21,501 THAT'S NICE. I THINK A DAUGHTER ALWAYS SHOULD. 294 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,767 GAIL'S VERY GOOD THAT WAY. 295 00:18:23,767 --> 00:18:25,901 SO'S MY SHERIDAN. 296 00:18:25,901 --> 00:18:28,501 I TREMBLE TO THINK SOMETIMES 297 00:18:28,501 --> 00:18:30,868 WHAT HE SPENDS ON PHONE CALLS TO HIS MOTHER. 298 00:18:30,868 --> 00:18:32,868 NOT THAT HE CAN'T AFFORD IT, OF COURSE. 299 00:18:32,868 --> 00:18:35,534 THEY GAVE HIM A VERY GOOD GRANT AT THE POLY, YOU KNOW, 300 00:18:35,534 --> 00:18:38,467 TO STOP HIM BEING TEMPTED BY OXFORD OR CAMBRIDGE. 301 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,501 GAIL'S STUDYING HARD. 302 00:18:42,501 --> 00:18:44,734 WELL, IT'S A STRUGGLE, ISN'T IT, 303 00:18:44,734 --> 00:18:47,000 WHEN THEY'RE NOT ACADEMICALLY GIFTED? 304 00:18:48,234 --> 00:18:50,534 OUR GAIL IS ACADEMICALLY GIFTED. 305 00:18:50,534 --> 00:18:52,133 IS SHE? 306 00:18:52,133 --> 00:18:54,934 OH, WONDER WHO I CAN BE CONFUSING HER WITH? 307 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:57,367 PERHAPS IT'S THAT BOY SHE'S LIVING SO OPENLY 308 00:18:57,367 --> 00:18:59,501 AND UNASHAMEDLY UNMARRIED WITH. 309 00:19:00,601 --> 00:19:02,467 I HARDLY THINK SO. 310 00:19:02,467 --> 00:19:05,033 HAROLD IS A VERY NICE BOY WITH A FIRST-CLASS BRAIN. 311 00:19:05,033 --> 00:19:08,801 - IS HE? - YES, HE IS, HYACINTH, I CAN ASSURE YOU. 312 00:19:08,801 --> 00:19:11,334 YOU'D NEVER KNOW TO LOOK AT HIM, WOULD YOU? 313 00:19:11,334 --> 00:19:14,133 ( phone ringing ) 314 00:19:14,133 --> 00:19:17,167 I HOPE THAT'S NOT DADDY GOING SEPTIC. 315 00:19:22,801 --> 00:19:26,167 THE "BOUQUET" RESIDENCE, THE LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING. 316 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,000 OH, IT'S YOU, VIOLET. 317 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,801 IT'S MY SISTER, VIOLET. 318 00:19:30,801 --> 00:19:32,767 THE ONE WHO MARRIED THE TURF-ACCOUNTANT. 319 00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:35,667 HE BUILT THAT BIG HOUSE WITH ROOM FOR A SAUNA AND A PONY. 320 00:19:35,667 --> 00:19:37,300 YOU'VE HEARD ME SPEAK ABOUT VIOLET. 321 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:38,834 FREQUENTLY. 322 00:19:40,367 --> 00:19:43,934 SLOW DOWN, VIOLET, DEAR. YOU SOUND VERY EXCITED. 323 00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:46,033 I KNOW IT'S BEEN A SHOCK ABOUT DADDY. 324 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:50,367 WHAT ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT? 325 00:19:50,367 --> 00:19:52,534 VIOLET, THAT'S NOT A WORD I EVER EXPECTED 326 00:19:52,534 --> 00:19:54,367 TO HEAR YOU USE ON A TELEPHONE. 327 00:19:55,701 --> 00:19:56,901 BRUCE? 328 00:19:56,901 --> 00:19:58,868 WHAT ABOUT BRUCE? 329 00:20:00,534 --> 00:20:02,400 I DON-- 330 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:04,334 OH, D-- 331 00:20:04,334 --> 00:20:06,801 WELL, I'VE NEVER LIKED HIM WHOLEHEARTEDLY 332 00:20:06,801 --> 00:20:08,767 ON ACCOUNT OF THOSE ICE CUBES HE SERVES 333 00:20:08,767 --> 00:20:10,234 IN THE SHAPE OF NAKED LADIES. 334 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,601 WHY SHOULDN'T HE BUY A WHIP? 335 00:20:13,601 --> 00:20:16,300 I EXPECT HE GOT IT FROM A JOCKEY. 336 00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:18,634 WHAT DOES HE USE IT FOR? 337 00:20:20,767 --> 00:20:22,300 VIOLET, 338 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:25,000 WOULD YOU RING BACK, DEAR? 339 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,734 NO, NO. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 340 00:20:26,734 --> 00:20:28,334 I'LL STAY ON THE PHONE. 341 00:20:28,334 --> 00:20:30,234 - HOLD ON. 342 00:20:30,234 --> 00:20:31,868 THERE'S A PERSON AT THE FRONT DOOR. 343 00:20:31,868 --> 00:20:35,234 ELIZABETH, WOULD YOU SEE TO THAT FOR ME, DEAR? 344 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,868 KINDLY INFORM WHOEVER IT IS THAT I AM AT HOME 345 00:20:37,868 --> 00:20:40,000 AND THAT I WILL RECEIVE THEM MOMENTARILY. 346 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,934 NO, DEAR, IT'S ELIZABETH FROM NEXT DOOR. 347 00:20:46,934 --> 00:20:49,100 THAT'S RIGHT, THE ONE WHO'S ALL THUMBS. 348 00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:55,968 YOU MET HER ONCE AT ONE OF MY CANDLELIGHT SUPPERS. 349 00:20:55,968 --> 00:20:58,367 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU COULDN'T SEE ANYBODY? 350 00:21:00,434 --> 00:21:02,000 OH, YES, SHE'S FINE. 351 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,300 SHE'S JUST BROKEN ONE OF GRANDMOTHER'S CUPS. 352 00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:09,567 IT'S A SECURITY LATCH. THERE'S A LITTLE BUTTON. 353 00:21:09,567 --> 00:21:11,467 RICHARD HAD IT INSTALLED... 354 00:21:11,467 --> 00:21:13,234 TO PROTECT ME FROM ANYONE DESPERATE. 355 00:21:15,033 --> 00:21:17,300 THEY WOULD HAVE TO BE. 356 00:21:19,868 --> 00:21:21,367 AH, ELECTRIC. 357 00:21:21,367 --> 00:21:24,167 - HAVE YOU BEEN NEXT DOOR? - YES, THERE'S NOBODY IN. 358 00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:25,601 I KNOW, I'M HERE. 359 00:21:25,601 --> 00:21:28,033 - I'VE LEFT YOU A CARD. - OH. 360 00:21:28,033 --> 00:21:30,534 IT'S THE ELECTRIC MAN TO READ YOUR METER. 361 00:21:30,534 --> 00:21:33,234 IS IT THE ONE WITH THE FUNNY MUSTACHE? 362 00:21:35,167 --> 00:21:37,033 TELL HER YES. 363 00:21:37,033 --> 00:21:38,534 HE SAYS YES. 364 00:21:38,534 --> 00:21:41,167 MAKE HIM WAIT THERE TILL I'VE LOOKED AT HIS FEET. 365 00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:45,567 VIOLET, I HAVE TO GO, DEAR. 366 00:21:45,567 --> 00:21:47,067 I'VE GOT THE ELECTRIC. 367 00:21:50,334 --> 00:21:51,534 OH MY GOODNESS. 368 00:21:51,534 --> 00:21:53,667 I'M SO SORRY. 369 00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:55,400 I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT MY SISTER. 370 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,601 SHE SEEMS TO HAVE HAD A RATHER ACTIVE HOLIDAY. 371 00:21:57,601 --> 00:22:00,033 OH, THE SHOES. 372 00:22:00,033 --> 00:22:03,133 YOU REMEMBERED OUR PROCEDURE FROM LAST TIME. 373 00:22:03,133 --> 00:22:05,767 VERY WELL. 374 00:22:05,767 --> 00:22:08,634 LEAVE THEM OUTSIDE AND DO COME IN. 375 00:22:08,634 --> 00:22:10,334 THANK YOU, DEAR. 376 00:22:11,534 --> 00:22:14,067 YOU'RE A GREAT IMPROVEMENT ON THE ONE I HAD BEFORE. 377 00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:17,033 HE USED TO BRUSH AGAINST MY WALLS. 378 00:22:17,033 --> 00:22:19,534 OF COURSE I RANG HIS SUPERIORS. 379 00:22:19,534 --> 00:22:23,167 I SAID I WILL NOT HAVE ELECTRIC MEN BRUSHING AGAINST MY WALLS. 380 00:22:24,934 --> 00:22:27,434 ELIZABETH, CLOSE THE DOOR, DEAR. THE HEAT'S ON. 381 00:22:29,334 --> 00:22:30,834 - AH! - OH! 382 00:22:30,834 --> 00:22:32,434 FINGERS. 383 00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:37,834 8321. 384 00:22:41,701 --> 00:22:43,501 CORRECT. 385 00:22:50,267 --> 00:22:52,901 IS YOUR ELECTRIC AS CLEAN AS IT WAS, DO YOU THINK? 386 00:22:52,901 --> 00:22:55,868 MY HOPS?? ARE SOMETIMES VERY DIFFICULT TO CLEAN. 387 00:22:55,868 --> 00:22:57,467 CLEANEST FUEL THERE IS. 388 00:22:57,467 --> 00:22:59,334 IT GOES TO SOME VERY FUNNY FAMILIES. 389 00:22:59,334 --> 00:23:02,300 WOULD YOU HAVE MINE CHECKED TO MAKE QUITE SURE I GET IT FIRST? 390 00:23:02,300 --> 00:23:04,200 LEAVE IT WITH ME, LADY. 391 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:08,000 BECAUSE I WON'T HAVE IT IF IT'S ALREADY BEEN TO SOME OF THOSE OTHER PLACES. 392 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,868 RIGHT-O, MADAM. 393 00:23:09,868 --> 00:23:11,400 MUCH OBLIGED. 394 00:23:16,968 --> 00:23:18,767 IT'S ONLY ME. 395 00:23:25,667 --> 00:23:27,701 SHOULDN'T THAT BE, "IT'S ONLY I," DEAR? 396 00:23:27,701 --> 00:23:30,968 ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'RE SHOUTING IT WHERE THE NEIGHBORS CAN HEAR. 397 00:23:30,968 --> 00:23:32,734 I'M NOT SURE. 398 00:23:32,734 --> 00:23:35,133 NEITHER AM I, SO YOU MUST BE CAREFUL. 399 00:23:35,133 --> 00:23:37,067 HOW'S YOUR FATHER? 400 00:23:37,067 --> 00:23:39,501 I RANG, THE WARD SISTER ANSWERED. 401 00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:42,334 SHE SAYS HE'S SITTING UP AND BEGINNING TO TAKE AN INTEREST... 402 00:23:42,334 --> 00:23:45,300 - THAT'S GOOD. - ...IN THE PHYSIOTHERAPIST. 403 00:23:47,133 --> 00:23:50,634 HE THINKS HE'S IN LOVE WITH THE PHYSIOTHERAPIST. 404 00:23:50,634 --> 00:23:52,701 IT'S PROBABLY JUST THE DRUGS. 405 00:23:52,701 --> 00:23:57,067 AND THAT SWINE BRUCE WANTS MY SISTER TO WEAR SOME AWFUL LEATHER OUTFIT. 406 00:23:57,067 --> 00:24:00,501 OH, IS HE GOING TO TAKE HER MOTORCYCLING? 407 00:24:00,501 --> 00:24:02,734 NO, IT'S NOT MOTORCYCLING. 408 00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:04,934 IT'S SOMETHING HE PICKED UP IN SPAIN. 409 00:24:04,934 --> 00:24:06,934 WHAT, BULLFIGHTING? 410 00:24:06,934 --> 00:24:09,200 NO, I DON'T THINK IT'S THAT EITHER. 411 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:11,234 ANYWAY, DEAR, ENOUGH OF MY PROBLEMS. 412 00:24:11,234 --> 00:24:14,334 - DID YOU MANAGE TO GET THE PARSLEY? - YES, IN THE KITCHEN. 413 00:24:14,334 --> 00:24:16,968 - YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO I BUMPED INTO. - GOOD. 414 00:24:16,968 --> 00:24:19,334 WOULD YOU POLISH THOSE GLASSES FOR ME, DEAR, 415 00:24:19,334 --> 00:24:22,567 AND THEN GIVE ME A HAND WITH BUFFING UP THE CRUET? 416 00:24:22,567 --> 00:24:24,767 ( phone ringing ) 417 00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:29,534 SHERIDAN. 418 00:24:29,534 --> 00:24:32,868 HOW SENSITIVE OF YOU TO CALL, DEAR. 419 00:24:32,868 --> 00:24:35,801 WHAT A CLOSE PSYCHIC LINK WE HAVE, YOU AND I. 420 00:24:35,801 --> 00:24:37,400 WHAT DOES HE WANT? 421 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:39,100 WANTSANYTHING. 422 00:24:39,100 --> 00:24:41,334 HE'S JUST RINGING HIS MOTHER. 423 00:24:41,334 --> 00:24:43,634 YOU NEED HOW MUCH, SHERIDAN? 424 00:24:44,634 --> 00:24:46,167 FOR WHAT? 425 00:24:46,167 --> 00:24:48,200 YOU'VE JOINED AN ORGANIZATION. 426 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,334 THAT'S NICE, DEAR, MAKING FRIENDS. 427 00:24:50,334 --> 00:24:52,334 WHAT KIND OF AN ORGANIZATION? 428 00:24:52,334 --> 00:24:54,334 IS IT LIKE A CLUB, A GOLF CLUB? 429 00:24:55,501 --> 00:24:58,367 NOT A GOLF CLUB. I SEE. JUST A GROUP OF FRIENDS. 430 00:25:00,133 --> 00:25:02,167 YOU CALL YOURSELVES WHAT, DEAR? 431 00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:06,234 "THE SWORD OF THE PEOPLE"? DO BE CAREFUL, SHERIDAN. 432 00:25:06,234 --> 00:25:08,767 MAKE SURE THEY'RE NOT TOO SHARP. 433 00:25:09,767 --> 00:25:12,300 ALWAYS WEAR A MASK. 434 00:25:12,300 --> 00:25:15,434 YOU DO WEAR MASKS? OH, THAT'S VERY SENSIBLE. 435 00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:20,334 YOU'LL PAY DADDY BACK WHEN? 436 00:25:20,334 --> 00:25:22,801 WHEN YOU'VE ROBBED YOUR FIRST BANK? SHERIDAN! 437 00:25:22,801 --> 00:25:24,767 LOOK, DEAR, 438 00:25:24,767 --> 00:25:27,934 COULDN'T YOU FIND SOME NICE PHILATELIC SOCIETY TO JOIN? 439 00:25:30,567 --> 00:25:32,834 NO, WE WILL NOT SEND A CHECK. 440 00:25:32,834 --> 00:25:35,400 RICHARD, THAT'S SHERIDAN ON THE PHONE-- 441 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,467 - OHH. 442 00:25:39,434 --> 00:25:42,067 NOW LISTEN, SHERIDAN, YOU'VE UPSET YOUR FATHER. 443 00:25:42,067 --> 00:25:45,400 OH, MAJOR, I'M SO SORRY. 444 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,567 I WAS EXPECTING ANOTHER CALL. 445 00:25:48,567 --> 00:25:50,133 YES. 446 00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:52,901 OH, YES, MY CANDLELIGHT SUPPER IS STILL ON. 447 00:25:52,901 --> 00:25:57,133 OH, IT'S BEEN A FUNNY DAY, BUT WE HAVE TO PRESS ON. 448 00:25:57,133 --> 00:26:00,434 WOULD I LIKE SOME FLOWERS FROM YOUR CONSERVATORY? 449 00:26:00,434 --> 00:26:01,934 HOW VERY KIND. 450 00:26:01,934 --> 00:26:04,100 YES, I'LL POP ALONG NOW. 451 00:26:05,434 --> 00:26:08,501 THAT'S VERY CIVILIZED OF YOU, MAJOR. BYE. 452 00:26:08,501 --> 00:26:10,400 WHAT ABOUT SHERIDAN? 453 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:11,934 DON'T SEND HIM ANY MONEY. 454 00:26:38,534 --> 00:26:41,067 OH, ISN'T THIS DELIGHTFUL? 455 00:26:41,067 --> 00:26:44,534 THIS IS SO KIND OF YOU. 456 00:26:44,534 --> 00:26:47,200 I'VE CUT SOME PRIME BLOOMS FOR YOU. 457 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,801 OH, LOVELY. 458 00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:52,701 OH, YOU GREW THEM ALL YOURSELF. 459 00:26:52,701 --> 00:26:54,934 ESPECIALLY FOR YOU. 460 00:26:54,934 --> 00:26:56,601 OH... 461 00:26:57,934 --> 00:27:00,868 I MUST RUSH. I'VE LEFT THE OVEN ON. 462 00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:10,000 Hyacinth: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SO ATHLETIC. 463 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,667 - AAAH. OOH. - OOH! 464 00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:38,267 WHAT'S WRONG NOW? 465 00:27:38,267 --> 00:27:40,501 NOTHING IS WRONG. 466 00:27:40,501 --> 00:27:44,167 AS FAR AS ANYONE IS CONCERNED, NOTHING IS WRONG. 467 00:27:44,167 --> 00:27:46,801 WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A CANDLELIGHT SUPPER. 468 00:27:46,801 --> 00:27:49,000 IT'S GOING TO BE THE USUAL SUCCESS. 469 00:27:50,267 --> 00:27:51,934 I SEE NO REASON 470 00:27:51,934 --> 00:27:55,200 FOR TRAILING OUR PROBLEMS IN FRONT OF OUR FRIENDS. 471 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,801 IS THE MAJOR COMING? 472 00:27:56,801 --> 00:27:59,400 YES, RICHARD, 473 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:04,267 I DO BELIEVE THE MAJOR WILL BE COMING. 474 00:28:04,267 --> 00:28:06,367 AND IT'S A GOOD JOB HE IS A MAJOR. 475 00:28:06,367 --> 00:28:10,133 IF HE WAS A SERGEANT HE WOULDN'T GET A FOOT PAST THE DOOR. 476 00:28:13,467 --> 00:28:15,801 ( theme music playing ) 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 36062