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Look at me, I'm covered in the Prada
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In the Prada
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Hella swag
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I think I got a lotta,
lotta dollar bills
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And pills and got a lot of problems
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They're acting kinda
fishy, like piranha
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Like piranha
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You eating McDonald's
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But I'm eating steak and lobster
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Butter on my biscuits,
butter on these bitches
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Did a lot of things
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- [PHONE RINGING]
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My granny wishin' that I didn't
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Tell her I got hella, hella rings
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She'll be interested...
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[GROANS]
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- [PHONE CONTINUES RINGING]
- [EXHALES]
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[GROANS]
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Ugh, why is my mom calling me so early?
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Yeah?
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RANDI: Baby, I'm in the hospital.
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What? Oh, my God. Are you okay?
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Hard to say. I need you
to go to the house
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and get my slippers, my sweater
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and my Us Weekly
with the bookmark in it.
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Bring 'em to the Baptist
Clearwater ICU for me.
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- Okay?
- Of course.
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I'll be right there.
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[GROANS] My mom's in the hospital.
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Does she got scabies?
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My mom always get scabies.
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SHELBY: What?
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[GROANS]
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Man, I think I'm still drunk.
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Oh...
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this is so good.
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- Man, I miss having a bed.
- Dude.
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Go to your mom's and get your bed.
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I can't. When I moved out,
that bitch told me
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[SLURRING]: if I ever came back,
she'd shoot me.
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I got to go get Liam.
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[EXHALES]
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- [BEEPS]
- Awesome.
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[ENGINE STARTS]
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Thanks, man. Uh...
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Here's some gum.
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I know you want some
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Take another hit, take another...
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RANDI: And you puked in the freezer.
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Do you know hard it is
to clean up frozen puke?
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- Huh?
- Wait, I thought...
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you said you were in the hospital.
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I am in the damn hospital.
Open your eyes.
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[SIGHS] Yeah, but I thought you
meant that you were the one...
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Yeah, I know what you thought.
But had I told you
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that this worthless piece of shit
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was in the hospital,
you wouldn't have came,
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and you know you wouldn't have came.
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God. What is wrong with him this time?
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What's right with him?
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You know, I threw out all the booze
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in the house, right,
trying to sober him up
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like the loving wife I am,
and this no-good drunk
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found a half a bottle of rubbing alcohol
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and drank the whole damn thing.
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Now I got to spend three
nights in this hellhole
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while they rehydrate him.
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- Jesus.
- [RANDI GROANS]
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- [TURNS ON TV]
- Ooh, Judy's on.
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[PATS COUCH]
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No, I can't stay. I'm exhausted.
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- We got in so late last night.
- Ooh.
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What's his name?
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I need details.
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Tell me when to stop.
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Good God, and you ain't walking wide?
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[CHUCKLES]: No, no, no. There's no guy.
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We just... we went to Hogan's
for Margarita Buckets
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and had way too many buckets.
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Ooh, Bucket Night is my favorite night.
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You know, that's when I hooked up
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with that freaky dude, Chocolate Chip.
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- Mm-hmm.
- [CHUCKLES]
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- [GROANS, CHUCKLES] God.
- [LAUGHS]
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Hit that lick, come
through with that stick
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Got that extra clip...
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KAITLIN: Shiny D, come on.
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I'm begging you. You're my last option.
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- [CLICK]
- Hello?
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Aah, no!
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[EXHALES]
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Well, I guess I'm a complete joke.
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I told everyone I was
throwing Josh Travis's
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island party this weekend,
but I can't get the kegs
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to the island without a boat.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Where are you coming from?
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Oh, snap. Did we leave you
at the McDonald's?
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No, my mom tricked me into
going to the hospital.
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Sounds like it was
better than my morning.
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Girl, I know where you could get a boat,
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but you ain't gonna like it.
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Wh-Where? Who? I'm desperate.
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- Breezy Lopez.
- Fuck you.
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In high school, that bitch got off
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on reminding me that she had
so much more money than me.
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Like, "Hey, Kaitlin,
you want a ride home
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in my Jeep Grand Cherokee?"
No, I frickin' don't.
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I love the bus.
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Hanging out in the back, eating chips,
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making fun of Riley's big-ass forehead.
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Screw that bitch. I'm taking her boat.
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[LINE RINGS]
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- BREEZY: Hello?
- Yo, it's Kaitlin.
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Kaitlin?
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[SCOFFS] Kaitlin Hudd.
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[CHUCKLES] Big tits, perfect skin,
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everyone wanted to
bone me in high school?
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Um...
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My mom worked at Hooters,
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and my dad died in a forklift accident.
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Oh, Kaitlin. Hey! Wow.
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I haven't talked to you in so long.
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How are you?
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[SCOFFS] Like you care. Anyway...
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What the hell are you doing?
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You want her boat.
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You got to butter her up. Be nice.
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Be nice? What am I, five?
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- [GROANS]
- Hello?
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Hi! [CHUCKLES]
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I'm doing well. Thanks for asking.
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- Um, anyway, I need a favor.
- Sure.
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You can't just come out and ask.
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- Hello?
- You got to do it in person.
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It's harder to say no in person.
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Hello?
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[CLEARS THROAT] So, uh,
the favor is that I, um...
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miss you,
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and I want to hang out with
you, so, uh...
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can I come over?
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I'm actually packing for vacation.
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My parents are taking me
to the Bahamas tomorrow.
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Maybe I could come
over and help you pack?
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Um... okay?
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Okay, cool. See you soon.
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Oh, God. [GAGS] I'm gonna puke.
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[GAGS] Oh, God, that was a nightmare.
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Ew, dude.
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What kind of dumb-ass family
goes on vacation together?
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I wish my family went on vacation.
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It beats drinking rubbing alcohol
and going to the hospital.
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Yeah, Breezy, like, loves her family.
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Every night, she would
leave step practice
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to have family dinner.
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Family dinner?
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What is that, like,
Thanksgiving, but every night?
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Whatever. I'm not hanging out
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with that fake-ass Cuban Barbie
by myself. Y'all are coming.
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Oh, you know I'm coming.
I haven't been to a mansion
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since I broke up with rich-ass Harold.
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I miss the good life.
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- I'm-a soak that shit up.
- [LAUGHS]
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Mm. And forget this wack-ass old coffee.
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I bet you they got "expressos."
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[ALL LAUGH]
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ERICA: Can y'all keep it down?
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I'm finally getting some
good sleep in a real bed.
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Get dressed. We're going to a mansion.
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Oh, tight.
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Uh-uh-uh, Erica. Nope.
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You don't need all those pockets.
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You can't steal from these people.
I need their boat.
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I'm just putting this on 'cause...
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I'm suddenly cold.
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Of course the boat's just
sitting out in the driveway,
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making everyone look at it.
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Ah, classy people don't knock.
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- Their houses too big.
- [DOORBELL RINGS]
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They can't hear it.
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Oh. You brought your
friends to help me pack.
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Erica! Wow.
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I haven't see you since... prom?
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Oh, yeah, that was bullshit.
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They arrested me just 'cause
I didn't go to school there no more.
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- And you were smoking weed.
- And you had a knife.
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- And I stole a computer.
- Yeah, yeah.
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So, I-I brought my friends with me
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'cause they love packing.
We're great packers.
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- So here we are.
- Yes. The more, the merrier.
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- Come on in.
- Ooh.
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Sorry the place is a mess.
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Our cleaning lady is out of town.
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Oh, you have a cleaning lady?
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- What a cool thing to tell people.
- [LAUGHS]
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Accent pillows.
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Marble.
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[STOMPS FOOT]
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Porcelain tile.
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- Yeah.
- Ew.
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Dude, look at these jerk-offs,
pretending to love each other
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and then forcing us to look at it.
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It's disgusting.
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Come on, let's get high
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Smoke, smoke
-
Uh
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-
Go ahead and light it
-
Go ahead and light it
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If you got that feeling in you,
then don't fight it
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Just get with it, uh,
check how I spit it, uh
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Yeah, come and get it,
see, I exhibit...
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Oh, well, look at this.
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It's turned into a packing party.
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- [JAYLA GIGGLES]
- Hello, ladies.
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Can I get you all something to drink?
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Oh, no, thank you.
I can afford my own drinks.
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ERICA: I'll have a Kool-Aid.
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Well, we don't have that, but
I just made some fresh orange juice.
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Oh, no, thank you. You got Squirt?
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We'll have four expressos, please.
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- I don't want expresso.
- I'm having two.
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Oh, honey, you don't have
enough room in that suitcase.
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Why don't you take the big one?
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I'm happy to use the small one.
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Okay. Excuse us, girls. Come.
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- What the hell was that?
- [GROANS]: God...
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Why is her dad here?
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And why was her mom folding her clothes?
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In rich families,
the parents do the chores.
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It's a bunch of fake BS.
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Kind of like these fake-ass flower...
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[SNEEZES]
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Whatever. Still look fake as hell.
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Are you crazy?
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Her parents were just so...
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- polite and helpful.
- [GRUNTS]
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A-And then her mom was,
like, taking care of her?
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[SCOFFS] I didn't even
know that was possible.
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And those photos out there,
and all this... this stuff, I...
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[CHUCKLES] I think this is, like,
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what a family is supposed to be.
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[MUSIC BOX PLAYING "F?R ELISE"]
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I love it here.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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[GROANS, SIGHS]
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- Yeah, Mom?
- RANDI: Chuck's missing.
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I went to the bathroom, and he ran away.
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Seriously? I'm in
the middle of something.
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He's supposed to be on a tube, Shelby.
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He might die.
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Fine. I'll be there soon.
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[SHELBY SIGHS]
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MIA: Okay. Here we go.
250
00:09:05,816 --> 00:09:08,432
You don't really have to let
me borrow your big suitcase.
251
00:09:08,457 --> 00:09:10,356
You do too much for me already.
252
00:09:10,381 --> 00:09:13,698
I'm a mom. It's my job. [CHUCKLES]
253
00:09:14,034 --> 00:09:16,006
RANDI: Hello? You still there?
254
00:09:16,031 --> 00:09:17,721
Hurry your bitch-ass up.
255
00:09:19,478 --> 00:09:20,885
[LAUGHS SOFTLY]
256
00:09:27,166 --> 00:09:29,743
[SIGHS] Okay. Now, he could be anywhere.
257
00:09:29,768 --> 00:09:31,571
Okay? We're gonna start at The Hill,
258
00:09:31,596 --> 00:09:32,671
and then we're gonna go from there.
259
00:09:32,695 --> 00:09:34,370
Mom, I don't want to
search for Chuck all day.
260
00:09:34,394 --> 00:09:36,510
My friends are at this
really nice family's house.
261
00:09:36,535 --> 00:09:39,286
I know you're not saying
hanging with those hood rats
262
00:09:39,311 --> 00:09:41,948
is more important than
saving your father's life.
263
00:09:41,973 --> 00:09:44,876
He's my stepfather,
and I've never even spoken to him.
264
00:09:44,901 --> 00:09:47,960
Oh. It'll be quick.
He's drunk, wearing a hospital gown.
265
00:09:47,985 --> 00:09:49,705
He'll be easy to spot.
266
00:09:51,130 --> 00:09:54,104
Uh, no, that ain't him.
267
00:09:55,615 --> 00:09:59,865
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey...
268
00:09:59,898 --> 00:10:03,193
Oh. Thank you so much.
269
00:10:03,450 --> 00:10:05,474
I'm going to enjoy my
expresso by the pool.
270
00:10:05,507 --> 00:10:07,435
What? No. Don't leave.
271
00:10:07,716 --> 00:10:10,324
We're helping Breezy
pack, and it's so fun.
272
00:10:10,349 --> 00:10:14,346
It's very fun, but I think I
left something in the foyer.
273
00:10:14,379 --> 00:10:16,536
I'm gonna retrieve it for a while.
274
00:10:17,169 --> 00:10:18,935
What? This ain't fun.
275
00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:21,427
This sucks. It sucks up here.
276
00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:24,544
Are you kidding me?
277
00:10:25,482 --> 00:10:27,125
Rich, rich, we the rich...
278
00:10:27,150 --> 00:10:30,854
This family has exquisite taste.
279
00:10:30,879 --> 00:10:32,381
[GROANS, SPITS]
280
00:10:32,654 --> 00:10:34,732
Except for this expresso.
281
00:10:35,380 --> 00:10:37,474
Oh, I love this horse.
282
00:10:37,507 --> 00:10:38,646
[CLINKING]
283
00:10:38,671 --> 00:10:40,180
Genuine crystal.
284
00:10:40,205 --> 00:10:42,068
[JAYLA LAUGHS]
285
00:10:45,435 --> 00:10:47,755
Man, I'm still real tired.
286
00:10:47,788 --> 00:10:49,263
Well, this will wake you up.
287
00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:50,847
Check this out.
288
00:10:50,872 --> 00:10:51,872
[WHIRRING]
289
00:10:51,897 --> 00:10:53,574
This shit will chop up anything.
290
00:10:53,599 --> 00:10:55,146
[GIGGLES]
291
00:10:56,455 --> 00:10:57,724
[CLINKING, GRINDING]
292
00:10:57,749 --> 00:10:58,833
Not that.
293
00:11:01,158 --> 00:11:02,607
Still works.
294
00:11:03,027 --> 00:11:06,199
Avocados are like
ketchup for rich people.
295
00:11:06,224 --> 00:11:08,167
They put this on everything.
296
00:11:08,191 --> 00:11:10,840
[GASPS SOFTLY] Oh,
child, this is organic!
297
00:11:10,874 --> 00:11:12,497
That means there's no poison on it.
298
00:11:12,522 --> 00:11:14,900
[SNIFFS] They dropped
some coin on these.
299
00:11:19,654 --> 00:11:21,497
Is this the master?
300
00:11:22,780 --> 00:11:23,927
Yes.
301
00:11:23,952 --> 00:11:26,575
You can tell by the en-suite bathroom.
302
00:11:28,136 --> 00:11:29,763
Memory foam.
303
00:11:29,788 --> 00:11:31,896
[SMACKS LIPS] Okay.
304
00:11:32,060 --> 00:11:34,196
You go ahead. I'll meet you out there.
305
00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:37,626
[SIGHS]
306
00:11:38,715 --> 00:11:40,451
Oh...
307
00:11:41,571 --> 00:11:43,325
[RECORDING OF BABBLING BROOK PLAYS]
308
00:11:43,350 --> 00:11:44,880
Tight.
309
00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:50,068
[CHUCKLING]: Oh, yeah.
310
00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:52,945
KEN: Yeah, he was just here.
311
00:11:53,396 --> 00:11:56,180
He took six shots of whiskey,
ordered a pizza,
312
00:11:56,205 --> 00:11:57,575
called me a narc,
313
00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:59,241
and then took off without paying.
314
00:11:59,266 --> 00:12:00,450
[LAUGHS]
315
00:12:00,475 --> 00:12:02,357
Well, that certainly sounds like him.
316
00:12:02,759 --> 00:12:04,228
[SHELBY GROANS]
317
00:12:04,630 --> 00:12:07,091
Uh, okay, uh, so where'd he go, Ken?
318
00:12:07,125 --> 00:12:09,427
I don't know.
He seemed pretty out of it.
319
00:12:09,461 --> 00:12:10,474
Oh, did he?
320
00:12:10,499 --> 00:12:12,272
But you served him anyway.
321
00:12:12,297 --> 00:12:14,161
Come on. This place is trash.
322
00:12:14,186 --> 00:12:15,419
Trying to kill my husband.
323
00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,455
You're lucky I don't sue!
324
00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:18,482
Hold up.
325
00:12:19,419 --> 00:12:21,107
You owe me 20 for Chuck.
326
00:12:21,132 --> 00:12:22,475
Uh, I don't have any money. [CHUCKLES]
327
00:12:22,499 --> 00:12:25,051
So, uh, either you pay
him, or we running.
328
00:12:25,076 --> 00:12:26,935
What? Mom!
329
00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:28,450
[GROANS]
330
00:12:29,571 --> 00:12:30,630
Don't tip him.
331
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:33,982
Oh, my God.
332
00:12:34,007 --> 00:12:35,228
Yeah, he was here.
333
00:12:35,253 --> 00:12:37,058
Barfed all over the keno machine.
334
00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:38,357
I chased him down,
335
00:12:38,382 --> 00:12:41,279
but he threw a pizza at
me, called me a narc
336
00:12:41,304 --> 00:12:42,939
and ran towards the boat ramp.
337
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,888
Ran? Now, that doesn't
sound like him. [LAUGHS]
338
00:12:45,913 --> 00:12:48,552
Ow! Stop.
Can we please just go find him?
339
00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,490
Wait. Wait!
340
00:12:50,736 --> 00:12:52,638
You know, I was about
to clean up the barf,
341
00:12:52,663 --> 00:12:54,482
but since y'all are here.
342
00:12:55,982 --> 00:12:57,543
Sciatica.
343
00:12:57,576 --> 00:12:58,576
What?!
344
00:13:03,841 --> 00:13:07,351
Yo, I can't believe you left me
alone in there with MTV Cribs.
345
00:13:07,384 --> 00:13:09,354
Can you tell where that
music's coming from?
346
00:13:09,715 --> 00:13:12,047
- What?
- You hear music,
347
00:13:12,072 --> 00:13:13,841
but do you see the speakers?
348
00:13:13,866 --> 00:13:17,070
No, 'cause they look
just like rocks. [LAUGHS]
349
00:13:17,095 --> 00:13:18,647
That's the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
350
00:13:18,671 --> 00:13:21,074
Mm. You just don't
understand classy people.
351
00:13:21,099 --> 00:13:23,800
Ugh! I can't pretend to be
nice to these people anymore.
352
00:13:23,825 --> 00:13:24,957
I'm just gonna go in there
353
00:13:24,982 --> 00:13:26,080
and ask Breezy if I can borrow her boat,
354
00:13:26,104 --> 00:13:27,414
and then we're getting
the hell out of here.
355
00:13:27,438 --> 00:13:30,083
Uh-uh! You can't just
come out and ask her.
356
00:13:30,108 --> 00:13:32,252
Whenever I wanted something from Harold,
357
00:13:32,277 --> 00:13:35,480
I would hint around about it
till he thought it was his idea.
358
00:13:35,763 --> 00:13:36,982
Worked every time.
359
00:13:37,014 --> 00:13:38,516
Well, how the hell do I do that?
360
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,985
I just explained exactly how to do it.
361
00:13:43,418 --> 00:13:44,896
So...
362
00:13:45,279 --> 00:13:47,052
what's your favorite boat?
363
00:13:47,630 --> 00:13:49,360
Um... I don't know.
364
00:13:49,599 --> 00:13:51,560
- The Titanic?
- [QUIETLY]: Jesus Christ.
365
00:13:51,585 --> 00:13:53,572
Uh, what's your second-favorite boat?
366
00:13:53,896 --> 00:13:56,372
Uh, I guess our boat. [CHUCKLES]
367
00:13:56,397 --> 00:13:58,052
No way! You have a boat?
368
00:13:58,077 --> 00:13:59,677
You walked right by it to get inside.
369
00:13:59,702 --> 00:14:01,572
Yeah, right. Prove it.
370
00:14:06,141 --> 00:14:08,388
I'm-I'm on top, ain't no other
371
00:14:08,413 --> 00:14:09,413
I'm a stunner
372
00:14:11,995 --> 00:14:13,966
I can't believe you married this guy.
373
00:14:16,865 --> 00:14:18,558
- Go get him, Shelby.
- [SPLASH]
374
00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:20,638
Go get him? He's in the freakin' ocean.
375
00:14:20,663 --> 00:14:21,872
I'm not going in there.
376
00:14:22,053 --> 00:14:23,755
Well, obviously, I can't.
377
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,672
You know water isn't good for my joints.
378
00:14:25,697 --> 00:14:27,865
[GASPS] I'm so sick of this.
379
00:14:27,890 --> 00:14:29,816
What is going on with you today?
380
00:14:29,841 --> 00:14:31,337
Did you know that moms
are actually supposed
381
00:14:31,361 --> 00:14:33,246
to take care of their daughters?
382
00:14:33,271 --> 00:14:35,769
They're supposed to be
selfless and helpful.
383
00:14:35,794 --> 00:14:38,043
And they're supposed to
take pictures of the family
384
00:14:38,076 --> 00:14:40,911
and frame them and put
them on a little table.
385
00:14:40,936 --> 00:14:43,771
And they're supposed to give
their daughter the big suitcase,
386
00:14:43,796 --> 00:14:46,960
not force them to swim
after their drunk stepdad.
387
00:14:46,985 --> 00:14:49,620
You are a terrible mom.
388
00:14:50,044 --> 00:14:51,607
I am done with all this shit.
389
00:14:51,632 --> 00:14:53,193
Just leave me alone!
390
00:14:53,218 --> 00:14:54,435
Okay, okay
391
00:14:55,388 --> 00:14:56,636
Uh
392
00:14:56,661 --> 00:14:57,974
Okay, okay
393
00:14:58,439 --> 00:14:59,439
[SIGHS]
394
00:14:59,464 --> 00:15:01,091
-
Bad boy
-
Okay, okay
395
00:15:01,116 --> 00:15:02,522
I need you to blow into my Breathalyzer.
396
00:15:02,546 --> 00:15:04,974
Uh, okay, okay
397
00:15:05,383 --> 00:15:06,383
Yeah
398
00:15:06,904 --> 00:15:09,310
-
Okay, okay
- [BLOWING]
399
00:15:09,335 --> 00:15:11,584
Hands up in the air,
don't move, okay
400
00:15:16,401 --> 00:15:17,780
I don't know how you didn't see our boat
401
00:15:17,804 --> 00:15:19,608
- on your way in.
- Right? 'Cause your parents,
402
00:15:19,632 --> 00:15:21,763
like, have it out on display
for everyone to gawk at.
403
00:15:22,144 --> 00:15:27,083
So, um, do you ever let anyone
get in it that's not you?
404
00:15:27,108 --> 00:15:30,011
Um... [CHUCKLES] What is going on?
405
00:15:30,325 --> 00:15:32,052
- What?
- I mean, I haven't talked to you
406
00:15:32,077 --> 00:15:34,566
in, like, ten years,
and you kind of just show up,
407
00:15:34,591 --> 00:15:36,708
and now you're asking me
all these weird questions.
408
00:15:36,733 --> 00:15:37,968
I'm just...
409
00:15:38,534 --> 00:15:40,503
I really missed you, Breezy.
410
00:15:41,693 --> 00:15:43,675
Look, I'm... I'm hugging you.
411
00:15:43,707 --> 00:15:45,646
- I'm gonna hug you now.
- Oh.
412
00:15:45,671 --> 00:15:47,707
I'm gonna put my arms
around you like this.
413
00:15:49,523 --> 00:15:50,523
Oh.
414
00:15:50,896 --> 00:15:52,149
We're hugging now.
415
00:15:52,174 --> 00:15:54,333
Wow. Um, it's funny.
416
00:15:54,358 --> 00:15:56,495
I always thought you kind of hated me.
417
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:57,875
Me? What?
418
00:15:57,900 --> 00:15:58,902
Hate you?
419
00:15:58,927 --> 00:16:00,099
[SCOFFS] No.
420
00:16:00,124 --> 00:16:01,857
Yeah. Uh...
421
00:16:02,410 --> 00:16:03,411
remember, in middle school,
422
00:16:03,435 --> 00:16:06,224
when I asked you why you
were on discount lunches
423
00:16:06,249 --> 00:16:08,951
and you cried and threw
me in the dumpster?
424
00:16:09,250 --> 00:16:10,618
No, I don't remember that.
425
00:16:10,643 --> 00:16:11,818
I've never cried.
426
00:16:12,380 --> 00:16:15,691
I always felt really
bad for asking you that,
427
00:16:15,716 --> 00:16:18,043
but I don't think I realized
428
00:16:18,076 --> 00:16:21,180
that not everyone is
as fortunate as I am.
429
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:25,177
And I hope you know that
if you ever need anything,
430
00:16:25,202 --> 00:16:28,255
like, anything at all, you can just ask.
431
00:16:28,280 --> 00:16:30,240
I am so into charity.
432
00:16:30,596 --> 00:16:32,427
[CLEARS THROAT] Yeah.
433
00:16:33,090 --> 00:16:34,349
Well, um...
434
00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:38,203
there is... there is
one thing, actually.
435
00:16:38,228 --> 00:16:40,036
I'm, uh, throwing
436
00:16:40,061 --> 00:16:42,091
Josh Travis's island party
this weekend, but...
437
00:16:43,013 --> 00:16:44,552
I can't afford a boat,
438
00:16:45,169 --> 00:16:47,853
'cause I'm so much less
fortunate than you.
439
00:16:47,878 --> 00:16:49,849
It's just, you're...
440
00:16:52,622 --> 00:16:54,112
way better than me.
441
00:16:55,563 --> 00:16:56,563
Oh, my gosh.
442
00:16:56,588 --> 00:16:58,427
I would be happy to help.
443
00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:00,333
Let me just go get the keys from my dad.
444
00:17:01,115 --> 00:17:03,521
And you can bet on that,
time to cool down
445
00:17:03,554 --> 00:17:05,216
Time to cool down, uh
446
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,505
Everything gonna be all right
447
00:17:07,530 --> 00:17:14,530
[RECORDING OF BABBLING BROOK PLAYS]
448
00:17:15,443 --> 00:17:17,161
- [RECORDING STOPS]
- Ooh!
449
00:17:17,186 --> 00:17:19,316
Are you fucking kidding me, Sergio?
450
00:17:19,341 --> 00:17:21,280
No, no, no, no, no!
We didn't do nothing. Nothing happened!
451
00:17:21,304 --> 00:17:23,668
- [SERGIO STAMMERS]
- BREEZY: Wh-What's going on?
452
00:17:23,693 --> 00:17:26,215
Your father just fucked
one of your friends again.
453
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:27,691
- "Again"?
- ERICA: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
454
00:17:27,716 --> 00:17:30,583
Let me explain. I was taking a
nap because I don't have a bed.
455
00:17:30,608 --> 00:17:32,725
Bullshit. Everyone has a bed.
456
00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:34,880
Wait, wait, what do you mean, "again"?
457
00:17:35,049 --> 00:17:36,663
Papi, have you done this before?
458
00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:37,789
Here y'all are!
459
00:17:37,821 --> 00:17:39,654
I hope I didn't miss the packing party.
460
00:17:39,679 --> 00:17:41,569
Tell her, Sergio.
Tell your daughter how you slept
461
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:44,068
- with her best friend a year ago.
- Hayden?
462
00:17:44,093 --> 00:17:45,451
Oh, now you're Little Miss Innocent, eh?
463
00:17:45,475 --> 00:17:46,826
Well, that would not
have happened if you
464
00:17:46,850 --> 00:17:48,613
would've had some kind
of a sex drive, okay?
465
00:17:48,638 --> 00:17:50,303
- Stop taking those fucking pills!
- Don't you dare
466
00:17:50,327 --> 00:17:51,616
- bring that up!
- Get off the Oxy,
467
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:52,668
you dried-up bitch!
468
00:17:52,693 --> 00:17:54,092
I didn't know you were taking pills.
469
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,177
Well, now you know!
470
00:17:55,202 --> 00:17:57,138
Your father is a lying,
cheating asshole,
471
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,332
and your mother is taking
medication for her knee.
472
00:17:59,357 --> 00:18:00,357
Bullshit!
473
00:18:00,382 --> 00:18:02,762
You bumped your knee,
and that was ten months ago!
474
00:18:02,787 --> 00:18:04,290
You guys are scaring me.
475
00:18:04,315 --> 00:18:05,949
Oh, Breezy, grow up!
476
00:18:05,974 --> 00:18:08,341
You're 25 years old!
Stop acting like a baby.
477
00:18:08,366 --> 00:18:10,562
You're the ones who
treat me like a baby!
478
00:18:10,587 --> 00:18:13,099
I can't stand it! I hate living here!
479
00:18:13,357 --> 00:18:16,660
[SHOUTING IN SPANISH]
480
00:18:16,693 --> 00:18:17,863
[LAUGHING]
481
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,842
All right, let's go. [CHUCKLES]
482
00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:22,208
Uh...
483
00:18:22,233 --> 00:18:24,468
All right, I did not make
love to your dad,
484
00:18:24,493 --> 00:18:26,044
but I did take some of your stuff,
485
00:18:26,069 --> 00:18:27,544
and I'm sorry about that.
486
00:18:28,338 --> 00:18:29,700
[SHELBY SIGHS]
487
00:18:31,385 --> 00:18:33,216
So, about those boat keys...
488
00:18:34,975 --> 00:18:37,178
Your friend just fucked my dad.
489
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,820
Get the hell out of here!
490
00:18:39,749 --> 00:18:40,914
[EXHALES]
491
00:18:40,939 --> 00:18:43,953
Leave? But I just got
in the saltwater pool.
492
00:18:43,978 --> 00:18:45,421
Well, boo-hoo for you.
493
00:18:45,446 --> 00:18:46,602
I would have a boat right now
494
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,126
if Erica could keep her legs closed.
495
00:18:48,158 --> 00:18:49,726
I didn't fucked her dad.
496
00:18:49,751 --> 00:18:50,751
Whatever.
497
00:18:50,992 --> 00:18:53,164
At least I was right
about her fake-ass family.
498
00:18:53,656 --> 00:18:55,468
I'd still rather have her family.
499
00:18:55,493 --> 00:18:57,494
At least Breezy's mom
doesn't make her chase
500
00:18:57,519 --> 00:19:00,015
her drunk stepdad around
town like my psycho mom.
501
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:02,215
Oh, you dumb, dumb idiot.
502
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,476
Your mom is so much
better than Breezy's mom.
503
00:19:04,562 --> 00:19:06,920
They don't even know each other.
Randi tells you everything.
504
00:19:06,944 --> 00:19:08,445
Uh, yeah. I wish she wouldn't.
505
00:19:08,479 --> 00:19:10,315
I hate hearing about
Chuck's whiskey dick.
506
00:19:10,347 --> 00:19:13,350
Come on. Randi's awesome,
and she's always been awesome.
507
00:19:13,796 --> 00:19:16,100
Whenever the cops came to your house,
she would lie for you.
508
00:19:16,124 --> 00:19:17,665
And remember, in sixth grade,
when she found out
509
00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:19,724
you blew Tim Moran?
She wasn't even mad about it.
510
00:19:19,749 --> 00:19:21,617
She just made fun of you
'cause he's so short.
511
00:19:21,642 --> 00:19:23,394
Oh, yeah. Tiny Tim!
512
00:19:23,419 --> 00:19:25,205
[JAYLA AND KAITLIN LAUGH]
513
00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:27,492
I mean, Randi might not
be, like, a mom-mom,
514
00:19:27,517 --> 00:19:29,509
but you guys are, like, friends.
515
00:19:29,534 --> 00:19:30,769
Just like me and my mom.
516
00:19:30,794 --> 00:19:33,000
Last time I saw my mom,
she called me a cunt.
517
00:19:33,032 --> 00:19:34,242
[SCOFFS] Whatever.
518
00:19:34,267 --> 00:19:37,162
I'd take any of our moms over
Breezy's nightmare family.
519
00:19:37,187 --> 00:19:38,195
I don't know.
520
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,406
I'd take Breezy's mom. My mom's dead.
521
00:19:40,431 --> 00:19:42,125
Jayla, we're not talking
about your dead mom right now.
522
00:19:42,149 --> 00:19:43,517
God, you always do that.
523
00:19:43,542 --> 00:19:45,225
Yeah, maybe you're right.
524
00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,419
I should just be
thankful for what I have.
525
00:19:47,451 --> 00:19:49,421
Ew! I didn't say that.
526
00:19:49,453 --> 00:19:51,522
Don't make me sound like
a freaking Hallmark card.
527
00:19:51,765 --> 00:19:52,906
Shotgun.
528
00:19:53,744 --> 00:19:54,787
God!
529
00:19:54,812 --> 00:19:56,571
Now I'm gonna have to
call everyone and tell 'em
530
00:19:56,595 --> 00:19:59,107
I'm moving the party
like some freaking herb.
531
00:19:59,396 --> 00:20:01,187
You just had to fuck her dad!
532
00:20:01,212 --> 00:20:03,148
I didn't fuck her dad!
533
00:20:03,173 --> 00:20:04,641
Hate them fake bitches
534
00:20:05,106 --> 00:20:06,454
Them snake bitches
535
00:20:06,848 --> 00:20:08,258
They smile up in your face
536
00:20:08,283 --> 00:20:10,157
But then they hate, bitches
537
00:20:14,731 --> 00:20:15,731
Hey, Ma.
538
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,999
[GASPS] Damn it, Shelby!
539
00:20:18,024 --> 00:20:19,749
You know not to sneak up on me.
540
00:20:19,774 --> 00:20:20,851
Okay.
541
00:20:20,884 --> 00:20:24,508
I-I was just, uh, coming by 'cause I...
542
00:20:25,313 --> 00:20:28,692
[CLEARS THROAT] I didn't mean
what I said the other day.
543
00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:31,008
You are a good
544
00:20:31,033 --> 00:20:32,399
mo...
545
00:20:33,001 --> 00:20:34,536
uh, friend.
546
00:20:34,561 --> 00:20:38,524
You're a good friend,
and I am lucky to have you.
547
00:20:41,359 --> 00:20:43,079
Oh. Uh...
548
00:20:43,813 --> 00:20:45,560
Okay. Thanks.
549
00:20:45,609 --> 00:20:47,645
Um, well,
550
00:20:47,679 --> 00:20:49,633
and I was gonna come
to your place anyway,
551
00:20:49,658 --> 00:20:51,540
um, 'cause I found this.
552
00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:57,508
I mean, they're not framed
fancy on a little table,
553
00:20:57,533 --> 00:21:00,173
but they are family photos.
554
00:21:00,198 --> 00:21:01,727
- What?
- Mm.
555
00:21:03,694 --> 00:21:04,844
Oh, my God.
556
00:21:04,869 --> 00:21:06,024
[LAUGHS]
557
00:21:07,242 --> 00:21:08,944
Aw.
558
00:21:10,688 --> 00:21:12,304
I've never seen these.
559
00:21:12,336 --> 00:21:13,751
[CLICKS TONGUE] Aw.
560
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,368
So, you just gonna stand there,
staring at the photos,
561
00:21:17,393 --> 00:21:19,360
with this big-ass mess to clean up?
562
00:21:19,844 --> 00:21:21,578
- Huh.
- Oh.
563
00:21:21,604 --> 00:21:23,469
Also, I'm gonna need you
to clean Chuck's vomit
564
00:21:23,502 --> 00:21:24,604
out the freezer.
565
00:21:24,629 --> 00:21:26,198
It's frozen solid.
566
00:21:27,157 --> 00:21:28,548
[SIGHS]: Okay.
567
00:21:32,118 --> 00:21:33,516
That's a good girl.
568
00:21:33,924 --> 00:21:35,087
Yeah.
569
00:21:38,018 --> 00:21:39,032
SHELBY: Oh, God.
570
00:21:40,125 --> 00:21:42,892
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