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''Principal's office''
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Enter
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Excusing me please lady
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Yes, what is it?
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l am coming to be learning the English
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- You're early - No, l am Ali
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l beg your pardon?
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My name is Ali. Ali Nadim
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- l am coming to be learning the English
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- Yes, yes! You wish to join our new class
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- English as a Foreign Language - Yes please
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l am hopping to be unrolled
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Hopping to be unrolled?!
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Like it say in your sillybus
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You mean you're hoping to be enrolled That
is what l say-hopping to be unrolled
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l'm afraid you cannot be unrolled... enrolled
until the English teacher arrives
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She should be here in a few minutes
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Meanwhile, perhaps you'd
care to wait in the classroom
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Just go down the corridor, turn left at
the bottom and wait in room number five
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- Understand? - No
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l'll start again
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- Go down the corridor - Down the corridor
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Good
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- Turn left - Turn left
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Right
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You are confusing me
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- Left or right? - Left
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Look! You just go down the corridor, turn
left and wait in room five! Room five!
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- l am understanding you now! Room five - Yes
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Thank you
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Oh dear, l am not going where l am looking
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No, no! l wasn't looking where l was going
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That makes the two of us! Excuse me sir
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Enter
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- Mrs Courtney - Miss
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Oh sorry! l'm your new
teacher Jeremy Brown, B.A. Oxon
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- You're a man - Yes
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This is most unsatisfactory! This
won't do at all
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l assure you my credentials are impeccable
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Academically perhaps, but l'm talking about sex
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l also assure you that my
morals are perfectly respectable too
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l'm referring to the fact that you are a man
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l distinctly requested the Local
Authority to send me a woman teacher
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Especially after the unfortunate
incident involving Mr. Warburton
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- Mr. Warburton? - Yes
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He was teaching English to
foreign students last term
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l'm afraid he only lasted
a month, then he departed
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- Dead? - Demented
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Yes, the strain was too much for him
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Typical of the male sex! No stamina
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He seemed to be able to cope at
first, but one day he just snapped
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- lt was really quite disgusting
- Really? What did he do?
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Climbed out of the classroom
window and on to the roof
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Took all his clothes off and
stood there stark naked
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Singing ''l've got a lovely bunch of coconuts''
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How distressing! Still you
musn't worry on my account
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l'm not likely to climb out
of the classroom window
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l know you aren't
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- Thank you for your confidence
- lt's got nothing to do with confidence
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We've had the window frames nailed down
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How very thoughtful! Well, l
would appreciate the job Mrs. Courtney
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- Miss - Miss Courtney
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l am qualified and l do need a job! What
with the economic situation and inflation and...
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Alright, there's no need to whimper!
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- You can start immediately - Thank you
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- On a month's trial - Thank you
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- lf you last that long - l'll do my best
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Where will l find my students?
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- Room five down the corridor
and turn left - Right
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l'm looking forward to meeting them! l'm
sure we're all going to get along extremely well
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Good evening
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Good evening
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Quiet please!
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Silence
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l am pleased to meet you all
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We are also pleasing to be meeting you
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- l am Brown - Oh, no
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- You are committing a mistake - Mistake?
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Yes, you are not brown! We
are brown! You are white
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My name is Brown! l'm your teacher
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- Ah, you Proffessori - Yes
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Silenzio
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Thank you
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Would you all like to sit down! Sit down!
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ln fact, l'll take a note of all your
names, nationalities and occupations
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- Por favor se�or - Yes
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Es la primera vez que vengo
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Es �sta la clase para aprender ingl�s?
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Well, l haven't the faintest
idea what you're saying
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But l'm sure you're not trying to
find the needle-work class
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- Por favor - lt doesn't matter! Have a seat!
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- Por favor - Sit down
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Ah, si
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- No, not there - Por favor
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Over there
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Right! l'll just go round the
class and take your names
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Yes, what is your name?
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Maximillion Andrea Archimedes Papandrious
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Yes, l'll just put you down as Max
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- l take it you're Greek?
- ls right! From Athens
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- And what is your job? - l walk with sheeps
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You walk with sheeps?
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- A shepherd! You work on a
farm - No, no, no! Not farm
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- But you said you work with
sheep - No, no! Sheeps. Big sheeps
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- Ah, ships - Yes, Sheeps, Tonkers
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- Tonkers! Ah, tankers - ls right
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- l walk in office - Thank you
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- And your name? - Anna Schmidt! Jairman au pair
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- Ah, the usual German efficiency
- Jairmans are always efficient
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Not so
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Japanes much more efficient
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Nein, Jairmans are zer best
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Japanes make much better terevision and camelas
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Please, please, let's have no racialism
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ln this class, all are equal
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- Your name? - Giovanni Cupello! ltalian
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- What do you work? - l work
inna Ristorante dei Populi
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- A waiter? - No, not a waiter. A cookada
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- A cookada? - l cookada
raviolo, daspaghetti, dalasagne
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l cookada everything
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A chef
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Your name?
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What is your name?
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Me, Jeremy Brown! You?
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Max, Anna Schmidt, Giovanni Cuppello! You?
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Yes, yes, write your name down! Good, good
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No good! l need your name in English
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- No Urdu? - No Urdu
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Certificate of registration! Jamila
Ranjha! Housewife
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Thank you
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- And your name? - l'm Ali Nadim! From Lahor
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l am working at the moment not anywhere at all
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- You are unemployed? - Yes please
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Only one day a week, l am working
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And what do you do then?
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l am going to the unemployment
exchange to be collecting my money
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Cor blimey! l get more money for
not be working than when l'm working
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And before you discovered this secret
of eternal wealth, what did you do?
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l worked at the Taj Mahal
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- ln Delhi? - No, Putney
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The Taj Mahal Tandoori Restaurant
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Very good chapatti and popadom
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A thousand apologies for my lateness
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The omnibus was going backwards
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l'm sure there must be a
more logical explanation
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lt is the absolute truth! l was
told to be talking a number 27 omnibus
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And l complied, but it
went in a backward direction
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l think you meant it was going the other way
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That is the gist of what l am
saying! A thousand apologies
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lt's all right! Perhaps you'd like to
sit next to Ali, your countryman
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l cannot sit there! lt is impossible
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Why is it impossible?
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- l am Sikh - Oh dear
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l hope it's not contagious! Perhaps you
ought ot come back when you're better?
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l do not comprehend the
gist of your conversation
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You said you were sick
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No, I am not referring to my
physical state of mind
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My religion is Sikh
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And he is Muslim!
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Islam is the only true faith!
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And Muslim ...
false profit!
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How you dare to be speaking
... you damn fool!
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Sikhs are unbelievers
and infidels!
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Sikhs are peace-loving people
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And if you are not careful, I will have
much pleasure in dispatching you
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... vith this!
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I will not tolerate any religious
intolerance!
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Now, put that knife away!
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He called me an infidel!
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Well, he didn't mean it,
did you?
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Most definitely!
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... I was at Punjab
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to slice your throat
from there to there!
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From here to here
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From here to there or there
to here, either sliced
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There will be no throat slicing in my class
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If you want to do that
sort of things,
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you should have joined the
sports in past times
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Put your knife away and ...
go and sit down
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- How do you feel about Roman
Catholics? - l treat them like my brothers
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Good, go and sit next to Giovanni
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- Barbarian - lnfidel
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Gentlemen please! You are here to
learn English not start a holy war
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- What is your name? - Ranjeet Singh
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- And from which country? - Punjab
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Good, what is your job?
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l'm a very important member of
the British underground
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- The underground what? - Just the underground
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Mind the doors
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Oh, that underground
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- And your name? - Taro Nagazumi
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My name card! Japanese
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Reprensentative of Bushedo Electronics
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- Vely good! Very good and
finally your name - Por favor
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- Your name, what is your name? - Por favor
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- Nome - Ah nombre, s�
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Juan Cervantes para servirle se�or
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- No need to ask what nationality
you are - Por favor
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- Spanish - Por favor
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- What is your job? - Por favor
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- Trabalio - Ah, trabajo, s�! Tree laggers
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- You lag trees? - S�, 1 Jeentonic,
2 whisky, coka tree laggers
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- Three lagers - S�
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- You work in a bar - Bar, s�
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- Well, Mr. Brown - Yes thank you
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Apart from one attempted
murder and a possible race riot
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l think we're coping reasonably well
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l've come to inform you about the
registration fees for the students
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lt's 5 pounds per head!
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l'll be grateful if u would collect the money
and bring it to my office in your tea break
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Right, l'll do that
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Well we have one thing to be grateful for anyway
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Sex won't be rearing its ugly little head
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l beg your pardon?
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From past experience, it isn't
race or religion that causes problems
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lt's usually the presence of some foreign beauty
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Jealousies, intrigues - all that sort of thing
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Yes, well looking at my class, l dont think
we'll be too bothered with anything like that
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l come to learn English 'Ave
l come to ze right place?
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Enter
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- Mrs Courtney - Miss
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Miss! l've just brought the
registration fees for the students
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- Good! Now how many students have you? - Nine
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- So there's 45 pounds in here
- That depends on the rate of exchange
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l don't quite follow you
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Not all of them had 5 pounds in English money
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So l collected 29,50 in Sterling and the
rest is made up of 2000 yen, 3000 lira
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250 pesetas, 75 drachmas, 50
francs and 12 deutchmarks
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According to this morning's financial paper,
that should give us a profit of 1045,5 pounds
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Then l suggest you take it to the bank in
the morning and convert it into English currency
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Right, l'll do that
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- By the way, how's the femme
fatale? - Ah, yes! Danielle
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At the moment, she's in the tea
room with ltaly, Spain and Greece
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Trying to establish diplomatic relations
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- l hope she's not going to cause any
bother - Oh no, l'm sure she won't
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- Look, l am going to sitta here - No,
it is me who is going to be sitting here
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- Before you were sitting over dair -
And before you were sitta over dair
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- You takeadamick - Who, me?
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You go back and sit where u were before
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- No, l sit here - you not sitt here
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- Who is gonna be stopping me? - Me
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Yourself? You think you're tough! Come outside
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Hokay
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- Where are you going? - We
go houtside to havada punch down
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You mean a punch up
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l'm going to - How you say
- knock his bloody block off
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We see who's bloody blocka is knockered off
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- Now just a minute! What is all
this about? - l tella you Mr. White
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- Brown - Scusi! ls about where we sit
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What's wrong with where you're sitting before?
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Ltsa my eyes Professori! l
gotta sitta nearer da front
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Here
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l see! And l suppose it's got nothing to do
with the fact that Danielle is sitting here too
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She is?
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l never noticed
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You see itsa my eyes! l'm
a little shorta sighted
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And also a much beega liar
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- lt's not true Mr. Green - The name is Brown
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You see! l'm a colour blind as well
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00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,270
And Max, l suppose you've got
trouble with your eyes as well
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00:16:57,400 --> 00:17:01,020
No, no, no! My eyes are hokay! lt's my hears
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- l am not hearing very
well - That's a likely story
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What you say?
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l say you both go back and sit
where you were sitting before now
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l hope you don't think l was
- How you say - too forward
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00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,710
No, no! l'm sure you weren't
in any way to blame at all
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Teacher please!
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- Mr. Blown - Yes
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Prease folgive my rateness! l
apologize but l rost my way
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Not to worry! What is your name?
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- Chung Su Lee - Su Lee
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- Where are you from?
- Democlatic Lepublic of China
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- And what is your job?
- Secletaly! Chinese Dipromat
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Very nice
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Right! Where shall we put you?
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Taro! How are relations between Japan and China?
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Depends on political viewpoint!
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Japan light wingo! China refto wingo
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l see! Are you light wingo or
reft wingo? Right or left?
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l forrow teaching of Chairman Mao
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ln that case, You'd better sit
next to Jamila, the lndian lady
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- Alright? - Thank you
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Right, now we will start by
learning a few basic English verbs
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And firstly, we will take the verb 'to be'
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- Ta be - To be
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l am English, you are Chinese He
is ltalian! She is French
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00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,950
He is barbarian
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00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,990
And you are asking for a
kick up your big brown backside
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Pay attention please
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- l am - l am
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- You are - You are
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00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:14,030
- He, she, or it is - He, or she or it is
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- We are - We are
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00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:20,100
- You are - You are
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00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:22,670
- They are - They are
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00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:31,150
Now i'll go round the class and ask you each to
give me a sentence using the verb to be
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00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:35,910
Taro, 'l am'
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l amo very happy to be learningo English
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00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:55,369
- Good! Giovanni, 'he is'
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00:19:55,837 --> 00:19:58,120
- He isada fool
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00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:02,230
Good but not isada! He is a fool
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00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:04,670
Yes he is a fool
303
00:20:05,720 --> 00:20:07,990
Max, 'she is'
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She is beautiful! She is wonderful
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00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:22,070
- She is... - Yes, yes,
thank you Max! That will do
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00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:26,630
- Juan, 'it is' - Por favor?
307
00:20:29,120 --> 00:20:33,070
- lt is - Por favor
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00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:36,862
lt is raining
309
00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,030
Lloviendo, it is raining
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00:20:39,311 --> 00:20:40,173
�No, no llueve!
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00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:44,059
lt is raining
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00:20:44,059 --> 00:20:46,186
�No llueve, hombre! �Tengo ojos!
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- We'll skip you for the moment
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Por favor?
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lt doesn't matter! Sit down
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Su Lee, 'it is'
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lt is duty of evely citizen to
overthlow lmpelial Warmongers
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So say Chairman Mao
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Yes, well that's his opinion! Good, good
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Danielle, 'we are'
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We are lucky to 'ave such
a good 'andsome teacher
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Quiet please!
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Very true... I mean... Thank you
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00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:33,310
Ali, 'you are'
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- You are... - You are waiting
for me to speak an answer
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Well done!
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00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:48,070
Unfortunately, l am
not understanding the question
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l want you to give me a sentence using 'you are'
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l am
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No, not 'l am', 'you are'! For
example you are from Pakistan
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- l am from Pakistan - Yes but now use 'you are'
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But l cannot say you are from
Pakistan because you are not, are you?
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00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:15,630
- Repeat after me - you are English
- No, l'm not! l'm from Pakistan
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- What am l? - You are confusing me
335
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:22,070
You are stupid poof
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- Don't you call me a poof - Poof
337
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:37,110
Sit down please! Quiet!
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00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:42,070
There's really not much more we can do
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00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:48,110
Until you all get your text books! But what
i would like you to do is some homework
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Alright, l want you each to write an essay
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00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:53,990
A short story about your life here in England
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The things you do, the things you like
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l'll see you all on Wednesday
344
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:04,710
Ah, Mrs. Courtney
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00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:06,630
- Miss - Miss
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00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,950
l've just dismissed the class for tonight!
347
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:11,310
l think we've covered all
we can for the first session
348
00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:12,990
You look a trifle under the weather
349
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:17,030
- Job getting you down already?
- No, no l'm fine! Never felt better
350
00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:18,990
- There's just one thing though - Yes
351
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:21,950
That window you nailed down! The
one Mr. Warburton climbed out of
352
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:22,990
What about it?
353
00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:25,870
l think l ought to put a few more nails in it
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