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Your name? The name is Wei Chung.

Your age? I'’m just 20.

Your job? I'’m self-employed.

Huh?

I'’m just a loafer.

Where are you from? Quang Dung Tison.

Hmmm... Is that so?

Well, you came a long way to kill people, huh?

Ah, come on.

I just killed one.

Hey, I did kill him.

But still, it was only in the course of justice.

Hey, Captain? You ever heard of the hero Wung Fei Hung?

Yeah,

he was an expert boxer.

Well, he was my aunty'’s father's uncle.

Because of that, I inherited his chivalry.

I like justice and I'’ll fight for it.

Captain, so, it'’s not really...

Lock him up. In the last cell.Right.

Come on.

Uh, Captain? What'’s my sentence?

Hard labor. Three and a half years.

What? That long?

Hey! The last cell.

[DOOR CREAKING]

That new prisoner, is he who he is, huh?

Sure. That one for. A killer for sure.

Oh, old bastard.

[GROANS]

Hey, that'’s not too bad.

What'’s this?

Can he quit now?

I'’m still all right.

[GROANING]

[TEASES]

Hey, provoke him.

What if I do?

Old fool.

Hey, you watch him. I warn you.

Hey, now listen.

That old guy is a maniac.

He attacks everyone.

Everybody is really scared of him.

Hmmm... Doesn'’t worry me.

I'’ll tell you why.

I'’m perfectly capable of taking care of myself.

I even killed a guy once.

That'’s why I'm in here. What?

Not scared?

Yeah. Why should I be?

Right. If you'’re not scared to die, go sit on that chair, huh?

That one there.

Why? Did he bring him the chair himself?

No. He did not bring it.

But still, there is none of us who would dare go and sit on it.

Huh? You'’re a weak need lot.

Right.

Just you watch me.

Old man, they didn'’t sit down on the chairs but I'’ll sit where I like.

You see? It really is a perfectly good chair.

[CHUCKLES]

Well, all right.

Pretty good.

Aw, that really hurt.

[LAUGHING]

Listen, I can make it, you watch.

All right.

Satisfied?

If you can do it, so can I.

[GROANS]

I made it.

[GROANS]

[LAUGHING BOISTEROUSLY]

Old man! I'’m sorry, I am sorry.

Old man, I am really sorry. Am sorry...

What'’s wrong Mister Mao?

Well, I will tell you.

Tomorrow morning, they'’re gonna execute me.

Hey, is that right?

Now, don'’t you worry.

I knew it would happen.

And that'’s why, I have something to give you.

What'’s that?

Here.

What'’s that?

It is one half of a medal.

When you get up,

try to find the other half.

It'’s around somewhere.

Other half?

Right.

The two halves together, they will tell you a special secret.

I really admire your stubborn spirit here.

That'’s why, I would like to leave you this medal.

Remember!

You try and find the other half.

Maybe,

it'’s a key to a treasure.

[GUN FIRING]

Hey, get working you!

I was.

Yeah? I saw you sitting on your ass so don'’t lie.

[WHIPS]

You stop that.

You were looking at something. Give it to me.

Why care? Give it to me.

All right, you.

[OFFICERS WHINING]

Hold it, hold it. Stop! Hold it.

Come on, let'’s go. Let go of him.

Hey, there. Right.

You made it? No.

And, you? Not yet.

Let'’s keep going. Right.

Hey, why did you pull me?

You pulled me.

I go this way. I go, this way.

Hey, which way now?

I think, go east.

Well, I am going west now.

There is a road there.

We use that and they'’re gonna catch us.

Hey, you'’re wrong there.

Because I always use the small trails and never the main road.

Right. We'’ll head west.

Hey, you said, go west. What'’s wrong?

Sorry. But I'’m afraid I changed my mind.

You what?

Now, I think that I'’d like to go east.

Right.

Hey, don'’t follow me.

I have not much choice.

I will fix it.

Like how?

Hey, you will see.

Hey, what'’s this?

Trying to break the chain. Hey! Be careful.

Hey, all right? Damn you!

Hey, I'’m no monkey.

I'’m gonna truss you up like a crab.

Now, you look like a crab.

Like a rabbit. A rabbit, huh?

[LAUGHING]

[LAUGHS]

[GROANS]

Oh, that hurt. That really hurt.

[GROANS]

Come on.

Hey!

[GROANS]

Why did you do that to me?

But you started it.

Well, what now, then?

I tell you. We get rid of this chain.

Right.

Hey, let'’s find a place with some tool.

Mr. Chao?

Are you looking for an old fellow named Mao?Right.

Had he only one eye?

Right.

Oh... Sorry... You'’re too late.

We just executed him.

Tell me. Why did you want to see him?

I had orders that I was to try and help you.

Before he died, did he leave anything?

Ah, leave something? Kind of a thing.

Yeah. Listen,

do you mean like a half medal?

Right. That'’s what I'’m looking for.

I remember. He gave it to a young prisoner.

Where is he?

He'’s escaped. Wasn'’t long afterwards.

Oh, right. He and the other one made a break for it.

Yeah. What'’s more, the two of them were chained together.

Right. Let'’s get after them.

Hey! That guy could get these chains off.

He might turn us in.

Ah, let'’s try. Come on.

Hey! We want you to fix this chain.

Right. But it will cost you.

Three dollars if it'’s a horse chain.

Two dollars a mule chain.

All right. We'’ll pay. It'’s right now, huh?

Is it a horse or is it a mule?

Huh?

So that'’s it, huh? Escaped convicts.

Money is all the same just forget who we are.

Fix the chain. Hey, I can'’t do that.

All of my life I believed in being honest and law abiding citizen,

and I won'’t do nothing illegal.

Is this illegal? Hey!

If I help you, the police will arrest me for sure. Get somebody else.

Hey, don'’t you want business?

Sorry.

Hey, you house us. You got to.

Go away.

Well, unless you help us, we won'’t go.

You won'’t, huh?

Hey, now come on. Help us get this chain off.

Nose, chest. Chest, nose...

Chest. Nose.

Chest. Chest.

Well, it'’s not yet broken.

No good.

No.

No, no. Not yet broken.

Hey, look over there.

[WHINES]

Not broken yet.

Let go of that.

If you say so...

[WHINES]

Catch this.

You are not scared.

Not of you.

Hey. Now, that was better.

That was close.

[SIZZLING]

Not scared of heat?

[GROANING]

That was my hand.

That'’s it.

Come on, come on, let'’s go.

You'’ve seen two fugitives?

I just cope you can catch them, bastards.

You'’ve seen them?

Oh, sure. The just beat me up.

Just look at me. Look at the mess I'’m in.

The horse is run off, I am rowing.

Where are they now? I don'’t know.

You see which way they went?

That way.

We'’ll go west.

Hey! We'’re free. [LAUGHING] We'’re free, terrific.

Hey, thats great. [LAUGHS]

Hey, listen, hey. We'’re even now.

What do you mean? Hey!

You helped me to break my chain, I helped you break yours.

So then, you'’ve helped me and I'’ve helped you.

Right. So, let'’s both go then.

Which way are you going?

The opposite way to you, friend. See you.

Listen, don'’t you follow me. I don'’t like that.

[BELL DINGING]

That'’s enough. Thank you folks, thank you. Thanks a lot.

WOMAN: Thank you. Thank you, sir.PERFORMER: Thank you, thank you.

Thank you, thank you very much. WOMAN: Thank you.

Thank you. WOMAN: Thank you.

PERFORMER: Thank you, thank you.Hold it.

Can I help you then, sir?

Tell me, friend.

How do you expect to get along with lousy kung fu like you got there?

It'’s bad and pathetic.

You must forgive me. And we must make a living, have to eat.

We'’ve no choice. Huh, this is my territory here.

You need my permission to perform.

And that costs you.

Now, give me everything you'’ve got and beat it.

Hear me?

Better not push me too far. You want trouble, right?

[GROANS]

[GROANS]

Hold it. Let me.

Master.

Master, master.

I control this whole town here.

And that includes your show.

I warn you.

Be careful.

Go back, come on.

Get back, get out of the way.

Master? Are you all right? We'’re ruined, the monkeys run off.

Listen, you badly hurt?

I'’m all right now.

But they took my money.

Hey, don'’t worry. I'’ll help you. Count on me.

What? You? You?

I just can'’t stand cheap hoodlers. I even went to jail once

for getting rid of one of them.

Listen friend, don'’t you bother.

Those men are gone now.

All right. We'’ll find them.

Get your boss out here? What for?

Just get him.

You heard him. Get him out here. Come on.

Hey, you wan something I can get it.

We don'’t need the boss. Shut up.

Hey, you! What you do that for?

BOSS: Hey, what'’s wrong? What is it?Boss, boss...

What'’s wrong? I'm sorry. It'’s all right.

Have a seat. Sit down.

Sit down, please.

Hey, just relax. Have some tea.

Mr. Mao. Now then, what is it?

We'’re here to use or I will smash your plates.

Hey, come on. Let'’s sit down. Right, right.

Yes, sir. What would you like? Some wine first.

Yes, sir.

One dish of beef, one of chicken, one of pork, some spring rolls & some wine.

All right. Hey,

we'’re very hungry so hurry it up.

Oh, sure.

We'’ll have a good meal.

Listen, you ordered so much... Hey,

now, don'’t you worry. We don'’t have to pay.

Someone else will pay for us.

Oh, but who?

You will soon see. Here is your wine.

Thanks.

Mr. Mao, you eat now. I'’ll go and get the money.

Do it. And you better bring at least 10 tails of silver.

Or it will get nasty.

I will, I will.

Have a drink, huh?

Thank you.

Who are you? I'’m your superior.

What?

Pour another.

Hey, boss, boss. Keep the money.

You see? Someone is beating up those bastards.

What you want? To cut off your bird.

Not that. That one.

Huh?

It'’s all right. Just keep eating.

Trying to interfere?

So what if I'’m? Anyway, I like it.

Hey, the kid fights terrific. Hey, boss, he'’s saving.

Oh sure. But not this again.

It wasn'’t my fault, it was him.

Oh, god. Another plate of noodles gone.

He is good, huh?

Please have a drink.

Hey, catch!

Catch this and this.

What are you doing?

Teaching you a lesson because you need one.

Oh, my tea.

[LAUGHING] Another one.

Hey, hey. Hold it, hold it.

It'’s all right. It's all right.

Everything and the place is being smashed.

Hey, hey, hey. Just in case when you die...

Not just yet.

Hey, my wine! Take it.

Listen, catch it.

You'’re a thief.

Hey, not a thief. I'’m just teaching you a lesson.

[GROANS] My ass.

He did it.

[LAUGHS]

Here...

Hey, that'’s great.

Hey, listen, your kung fu is great. Thanks a lot.

Oh, that'’s all right.

This is for you.

All smashed.

Oh, here.

Here, you take half here.

That'’s for the repairs.

Is it enough? Oh, sure.

EVERYBODY: Thank you.

Follow him, quick.

What'’s wrong? Want money? Well, then I'’ll give you a share.

Thanks.

Don'’t want money.

Want my life? No.

Don'’t want your life.

Well, what do you want?

Want to search you.

Search me? No way.

That way.

What is it you want?

Listen, that old man in jail gave you something.

Well, so what?

Give it to me.

Hey!

It'’s you!

Right.

Who are you? A relative.

You sure? Of course, I am.

Yeah, he is my brother.

You take care of them, will you?

Let'’s go! Right.

It'’s you.

God damn you. You left me.

We meet everywhere.

It'’s a small world.

Don'’t be ungrateful.

I just saved your life there.

Is that so?

But still, if you'’re expecting a thank you. Just forget it.

You what?

Those fellows were no match for me. I didn'’t need your help.

You!

Don'’t agree?

God damn you. You think you'’re so good.

Think you'’re invincible.

Hey, it isn'’t just skill.

I carry something with me.

It brings me luck.

What are you talking about?

Won'’t tell you. You must try and guess.

Hey, I will be going.

I'’m warning you. From now, don'’t you follow me or I'’ll get mad.

Ah, listen, where is the inn? It'’s there.

Warm hospitality and sweet fragrance waits.

While auspicious firecrackers echo by the gates.

[CHUCKLES]

Come on in, come on. We'’ve been waiting for you, now.

Come on, in you come.

Hey, now cut it out.

In you come. Come on.

[LAUGHING]

There is more hospitality in the steamer.

Come on, this way. Come on.

Don'’t be shy.

Oh, I saw him first. But I did.

He is coming with us. Oh, come on.

Leave him alone, I said.

Leave him alone.

Ah, master. Come on in, come in.

I only want a room, I don'’t want anything else.

Well, we have some comfortable rooms here.

No, thanks. Oh, master.

You'’re so good looking.

So, I tell you what now. I'’ll find you a real good looking girl.

Is that so? She is not only very pretty but she is good at kung fu.

Kung fu? First Class.

But she costs a lot. How much is that?

Three tails. Wow! So much?

Not that much. Here, come on.

Here.

Sau Hung? Got a nice man for you.

Now, this girl is the best there is in the whole place.

All right?

Well now, look at you. You'’re obviously real taken with her.

It'’s obvious.

Sau hung? You take good care of him.

Right.

Please pay now. So soon?

Here.

Just one tail? Two more.

Are you really worth so much?

Hey, the price was agreed before hand.

Sure.

But still,

She said, you were good at kung fu, in fact,

you'’re useless.

How do you know my kung fu is not good?

In fact,

if you don'’t pay me, you'’ll never leave this bed.

Dumb bitch! You don'’t scare me.

Hey, stay here.

Hey! Now, don'’t you provoke me or I'’ll hurt you.

Huh? You just try it.

Damn it.

I told you what would happen... You really think, you are so good?

[GROANING]

You will never leave. Until you'’ve paid me.

Oh, no. Maybe that woman was right.

You'’re not bad.

I know that.

Dumb bitch.

I'’ve never fought in bed. I'’ll teach you then.

Try something else then.

Ever seen this one?

Yeah. Looks a bit like the goddess of mercy.

You like it?

It'’s gonna pain?

No way.

Come on back then.

Huh? You want some more.

[CHUCKLES] You look like a dumpling.

Now, you'’re like a dumpling.

[GROANING]

My god! What'’s all this?

I can imagine what happened though, he refused to pay you, huh?

And he'’s got money.

Just look! You'’ve smashed all the furnitures so pay me.

Well, I'’ve no more money. What?

You'’ve got the nerve to come in here without money?

Huh, well, I will fix you then.

Are you ready?

Hey, what'’s this?

Well, to leave here, you must crawl through their legs.

I can'’t do that.

Will you pay me instead? But I...

[GIRLS CHUCKLING AND CHATTERING]

Go on, or I will tell them to beat you up.

GIRL: Yeah.

You bastard, I tell you, all of those girls are experts of Kung Fu, you hear?

GIRL: Right.

I'’ve no choice.

Well, all right.

I will crawl.

Come on. This way...

What a prospect?

Hey, like this, okay?

[GIRLS'’ DISAGREEING]

Well, I don'’t see why not?

Come on.

[GIRLS LAUGHING]

What'’s happening?

Well, that'’s good for me. Get rid of all my fat.

I have a heart. [GROANS] Get off, will you?

So get out!

Now go on, get going, get out.

Get out and don'’t come back again.

Bitches.

Hey, friend, you'’re standing in my way.

How about that half medal that you'’re carrying?

What? You want it?

You either hand it over now...

Or if you like, we'’ll fight!

Fight you? Well, I can'’t.

I'’ve already had a pretty long fight and I'’m too tired.

Well, that makes it much easier for us then.

[GROANING]

Well now,

you'’re finished. [CHUCKLES]

Finished? You idiots couldn'’t finish anything.

CHING: Stop him.

Hey!

Let me.

Wow! I guess, you really know how to fight.

But still, I can handle him.

Anybody who tries to fight against me and it'’s suicide.

Yeah. But we don'’t quarrel.

I want that medal.

Or I will take your life.

I'’ve killed many men with this pole. But still, I don'’t want to kill you yet.

See? I just want to kill you like dogs.

Quick!

They can'’t be far. Search around.

All right. Why are you chasing him, huh?

What do you want?

I can'’t tell you! What?

Yes, you can. Why you been chasing me?

You talk! Or I will kill you.

Squeeze your damn eyeballs out.

All right. Years ago,

the Tiger and Tung Pei clans had a fight.

The two heads of the clans, Tung Ching Mang and Mao Tsi Tin,

both of them wanted to be boss,

so they had a fight at Chang Pei hill,

to settle things.

Zhun Tung lost, was killed by Mao Tsi Tin.

But even so.

Tung managed to blind one of Mao'’s eyes.

Ever since then, Mao'’s son Ma Hi fought,

to sought revenge on his life.

He'’s chased the Tung Pei clan.

But why me? I am not with that clan.

The reason boss wanted Mao,

it was to get a secret manual.

But Mao'’s already dead.

He gave it to you.

That'’s why they want me?

One of these days they will get you!

Don'’t kill him.

Get up! Get lost!

What? You let him go?

Right. So, he can take a message to his boss.

Right. You just tell your boss,

you'’ll never finish off the Tung Pei clan.

But that the Tung Pei clan will finish him one of these days.

Get going.

Move!

And you! Why are you following me?

Maybe, it'’s that medal you got there.

Maybe, I would like to have it too.

What? You trying to steal it from me too?

No. Well, what then?

Because I have the other half.

What'’s that?

Of course. Mao said that there was another piece that I should try and find.

And you got it.

And now you realize why I have been following you?

Of course I do.

Let me have the other piece. Right.

What does it say?

Cheng Pei hill, Tiger peak.

Hey, what'’s wrong with you?

[GROANS] I'’m tired.

What? You'’re tired!

Now look! We walked for three days and three nights.

Hey, what are you doing?

Keep going. Until we get there.

Hey, got some food?

You hungry? Of course.

All right.

Well, you can eat,

and walk.

Eat first. No way.

Here, here, huh? Here?

This is Tiger peak.

Hey!

Look! A cave.

Huh? Let'’s see.

Sing Sa cave.

That'’s it.

There is nothing here. Waste of our time.

Now stop grumbling, okay?

That long walk, so tired. Now, we got to sleep here.

Hey, look. Meant to ask,

your half medal? How did you get it?

My teacher gave it to me before he died.Teacher?

Who was he?

He was a classmate of that fellow Mao.

I get it. So, you...

That'’s right.

I got myself arrested,

just so, I could go to jail and then get the medal.

But the day I arrive at the jail, he'’s executed.

Later on, I saw the medal.

You had it. Were looking at it.

So then,

I followed you.

I don'’t know what for? But first I thought it was lucky.

In fact, the medal is worthless.

Hey, look!

Monkey styles created by our master Wong Liu Shen.

After many years and much effort,

he was inspired by the monkey and other animals.

One must start by practicing the wrist strength and arm strength.

Weight strength.

Eye strength.

Stomach strength.

Neck strength.

Leg strength.

Thigh strength.

In this style, one uses breath control,

to ensure equal emphasis on force and on sub-force.

Style, has many variations.

Ah, look at you?

You only like to eat. You don'’t like to practice.

What'’s that? Are you being serious?

Well, you'’re wrong.

Well, I am not wrong.

What have you learned?

The circling arm, the chopping arm, the slicing arm and then...

Drunken Monkey. You earned that?

Well, I haven'’t yet.

Huh, I know that!

Tell me, you learned it?

A bit.

All right. Show it to me then.

Now.

Maybe you don'’t know it.

Drunken monkey climbs up the hill,

slowly reaches the top.

Drunken monkey moves down the hill.

Drunken Monkey,

climbs up the hill.

Waives the fan holding jaw.

Waives the fan holding,

jaw.

Lightly, slowly,

waives the fan.

Slowly, waives fan.

Then shake the head loosely free.

And shake the head,

loosely free.

And shake the head loosely free.

God stands before the leg.

Lying in great calves of delight.

Somersault, striking, running...

Golden hook, hanging down.

Monkey hiding. Water and fire.

Angry monkey leaps the pool.

Now, the monkey spreads its arm.

The pillar rising from the sea bed.

Monkey valor. Rough to work.

Wei Chen?

Wei Chen?

That kid. Where is he gone now?

One,

two,

three,

four,

five,

six,

seven,

eight,

nine,

ten,

eleven,

twelve,

thirteen,

fourteen,

fifteen,

sixteen,

seventeen,

eighteen,

nineteen,

twenty,

twenty one,

twenty two,

twenty three,

twenty four,

twenty five,

Hey, what do you want? Nothing.

What? Go away.

Can'’t I look?

You can'’t.

Hey, kid, what do you want here?

This is a gymnasium.

Yeah? Well it looks just like a morgue.

Huh?

If you want to die then why are you here?

I'’ve never felt fitter.

Old fool.

Teacher, he is from the opposition.

Right. Come to spy on us.

Right. Copy our techniques.

Hmm. Hey, don'’t let him go.

ALL: Right.

You can'’t leave.

Why? I'’m invited for dinner?

Hey, you there,

Tell me, how long have you been standing here now?

And just how much have you learned from us, huh?

I have been here for quiet awhile.

But still,

I learnt nothing. Huh?

Nothing?

Well, I'’ll have you know that my style comes from the Five Tigers clan technique.

So, you see, it'’s quiet special.

Maybe it is. But still, it'’s useless.

[GASPS]

Teacher, let me handle him.

Teacher, let'’s use this chance to show our skill.

Right.

Oh, right. I just come down from the hills and I need someone to fight with.

Yeah. And this looks like a good place.

Oh! So, you want to fight?

Get him.

Hold it.

Oh, hey.

Which clan are you from?

Tung Pei clan, part of the Chou Sun clan.

[ALL GASP]

Now, be fair.

One to one, right?

All right. Next one.

Hey, who is next?

You!

Let me.

Hey, it'’s all right. I saved you.

Well?

We have a fellow lost. It'’s your turn.

Hey, hey. He uses weapons, you too.

Right. No need, here.

[GROANING]

Hey, you on. What? Me again?

You heard me.

Front kick. Come on. Right.

Right.

Right.

[WHIMPERING]

Come back. I'’m scared.

Hey, it'’s your turn now. Of course.

Now, then,

it'’s my special technique.

The Spider style.

Huh? Monkey style.

[CHUCKLES] Pretty good style huh?

Spider dart.

That was the monkey kick.

Not bad, huh?

Watch this, the spider attack.

Wait.

Sneaky, huh?

Monkey arm.

[GROANING]

Well, brought a girl, huh? Not bad.

Watch him. He'’s pretty tough.

Get back.

Huh, your kicking is pretty good.

She can handle him.

Sorry, sorry.

Hey, but I haven'’t finished yet.Come on.

Come on, let'’s get out of here. CHEN: But I was just enjoying myself.

God damn it. You'’re useless.CHEN: No, I am not.

Every time I turn around, you'’re in trouble.

Oh, come on. That'’s not fair.

What were you fighting for?

Well, I wasn'’t easy I can tell you. She is not easy to fight that one.

All right, come on.

Well, I bet you couldn'’t have done so well with her. Why did you come barging in?

It'’s none of your business.

Most of things, from my lucky change.

Well, you owe me.

Right, drink up.

What were you up to? Deliberately looking for trouble.

You got it wrong. Those fools challenged me.

You'’re lying. I'm pretty sure you started it.

Well, I wanted to have a fight with somebody.

Why?

Well, now, I learned the monkey style,

but only on the theories of the book.

Never used it. Might not work.

Don'’t worry. You'’ll use it, all right?

You mean? Use it on the Black Tiger clan.

They haven'’t forgotten us.

Right. If they don'’t find us,

they will know we are practicing secretly.

Of course.

And they mean to kill us both. I am quite sure of that.

Still, huh, Chao? I don'’t want to be killed by them.

What are you thinking then? That you'’ll back out?

Hey, I never said that.

It'’s just that the thought of dying doesn'’t really amuse me very much.

Ah, you'’re talking a load of crap.Hey, never mind.

Let'’s have a drink. Come on, have a drink.

Right. Cheer up, now.

Mu Chuan?

Mu Chuan? Mu Chuan?

Well, it'’s been a long time.

Yeah.

Well, I missed you too.

Last time, you escaped.

This time, won'’t be so.

Today, things are gonna be quite different.

He seems a different guy.

You'’re right. Just wait and see.

Wei Chen?

Monkey chopping. Right.

Monkey circle.

Right.

CHUAN: Iron water.

Huh? Drunk monkey? That'’s right.

Huh? That'’s the drunk monkey?

Maybe I'’m drunk but still, I am not finished.

Today, I will finish.

Relax, keep your balance.

It'’s all right, it's all right.

I am not scared.

You'’re like a barbecued duck.

Monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey...

I will smash your face.

[GROANING] That hurts.

Well, you'’re finished now then.

No, we'’re not. But you are.

Still fighting?

Look, tell me, how did you know I was here?

It'’s easy. Couldn't find the book.

So, I knew there was only one place you would be going.

Right, so, that'’s the end of that. So, lets get going

Hold it. Where is the book?

My god.