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So you may have a spaceship, but I got me an Italian sports car.

Nice.

So, where are we going?

29 .9511 North.

90 .0715 what? Ah coordinates.

Well here is my GPS.

And here is your lunch.

Oh shit.

I knew I left it somewhere.

Now this is one tasty burger.

Looks like this place is called New Orleans.

What? Nola?

Are you out of your motherfucking mind? That's 3 ,000 miles away from here.

Don't worry, Sirius.

I'll make the ride enjoyable for you.

You make me feel good.

Don't crash the car for you

Mmm.

You're not mad at me for blasting your eye anymore, are you?

What eye?

Oh my God.

Oh, fuck.

That's it, don't stop.

Keep your hands on the wheels, Ferris. Oh, God.

Oh, that's it, girl.

That's it. I'm close.

I'm close.

I'm close.

Oh, God. Your tongue feels so fucking good.

Oh, my God.

Watch the road, Furious. Oh, fuck yeah.

You can't attention with your one eye? Yeah.

Shit, girl, it's not my fault.

You blasted me.

Yeah, you really do need to be blasted, huh?

I'm about to blast. Yeah?

Keep your hand on the...

this dumb planet to die on it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, God.

I think you made a mess there. Oh, God.

Keep driving. I'm trying.

Again?

10 ,715 miles to go.

Now

that

was exhausting.

Tell me about it.

I can't feel my jaw anymore.

But it was so worth it, right?

Harry, if you need anything, we're here for you.

I need a glass of whiskey and a fucking shotgun.

Harry.

Come on, man. You don't need to resort to that.

I know you. You're better than that.

You know me? You don't know me.

You're supposed to be my best friend. You don't know a damn thing about me.

You're just like my father.

Hey, Anthony.

Hello, dear.

How are Harry and Liz?

Well, Liz is okay.

But, um... I don't know, give it some time and I think Harry will be okay,

I remember Harry Osborn.

Uh... Hello?

Peter, don't you remember Mary Jane Watson?

She used to live next door.

I used to beat you up.

When we were, like, five.

Well, you've certainly changed.

Yeah, a little.

You feel that, too.

Mary Jane's back in town, finishing her master's at ESU. I told her she could

stay here.

I expect you to show around town.

Let's face it, Tiger.

You just hit the jackpot.